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Reading Tickets - General Sale? (NCFC) - Wiltshire Yellow, Jan 24, 12:14:59
- Yes. General sale. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 24, 12:19:13
- Just phone the ticket office - they're on sale now. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 24, 12:18:55
fuck I'm good (Betting) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 11:54:34
- Himsworth would just like to point out this match isn't over (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Jan 24, 13:25:56
  - and Bagadad looks knackered (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Jan 24, 13:36:12
- I thought you said henin/davenport would be straight sets (n/m) (Betting) - earlydoors, Jan 24, 11:57:33
  - yeah the dappy bint decided not to turn up first set (Betting) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 12:02:48
    - henin vs davenport (Betting) - otbc2006, Jan 24, 12:15:28
      - no no no (Betting) - conker, Jan 24, 13:32:23
      - yep (Betting) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 12:17:21
Signings sweepstake (NCFC) - Swarn, Jan 24, 10:22:38
- Just a rumour but i hear we're checking out... (NCFC) - caffrey, Jan 24, 10:28:22
  - Can we sign up his dog as well please (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 24, 10:33:37
  - Stevie Wonder! (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 24, 10:32:12
    - Have you seen his new haircut? (NCFC) - caffrey, Jan 24, 10:36:57
    - Stevie Wonders autograph (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 10:34:33
- Well... (NCFC) - Small, Jan 24, 10:24:07
  - Always is a press conference Thursdays I thought (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 24, 10:24:33
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 10:24:31
Ladeeez and Gennnulmen, for the very last and final time, in memory of Dean Ashton (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 24, 09:37:34
- Did you save all of those replies? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 24, 10:06:22
- I'm pretty sure he also... (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Jan 24, 09:42:56
- SCC was right????????? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 24, 09:42:00
  - i'm always fucking right (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jan 24, 10:48:27
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 11:10:00
- You cheeky little scamp (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 24, 09:41:21
  - Last opportunity (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 24, 09:47:06
    - Christ you must be fucking sad almost to the point ofobsessed with him if you saved those! (n/m) (NCFC) - Norfolk Coast, Jan 24, 10:39:01
- lol (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 24, 09:41:04
Halford, McSheffrey, Jerome... (NCFC) - Small, Jan 24, 09:37:03
- mcSheff and halford (n/m) (NCFC) - DDiM, Jan 24, 09:46:53
- They will be (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 24, 09:40:55
- Halford can play there by the sounds of things (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 24, 09:39:19
  - Sounds like he has defensive qualities as well though (NCFC) - Small, Jan 24, 09:43:12
I 'won' an album for 49p from someone in Acle... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 24, 09:28:29
- What's Acle? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 09:36:45
  - So why exactly do you support Norwich then if you don't even know Acle ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 24, 09:42:04
    - nauseating dislikeable unpleasant etc................ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 09:44:19
    - Fucking hell. Are you a professional wanker, or just a gifted amateur? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 09:43:53
      - Just wondering how it happened. Don't know the area, don't go to games so (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 24, 09:46:48
        
        For someone so keen to impress on the rest of us your own mental prowess ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 09:49:40
        
        Never said I was very bright. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 24, 09:51:48
        
        FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 24, 09:57:17
        
        Im knackered (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 09:58:12
        
        Best to let others fight for you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 24, 09:59:12
        
        Or I should rephrase it, it's pointless bothering (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 10:14:26
        
        I think that counts as hair-pulling. Boooooooooo. Bad form (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 24, 10:00:32
      - I think he's a pro (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 24, 09:46:26
  - Spot the Yorkie. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 09:38:07
    - lol, I thought it was a net site (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 09:41:00
- Well done (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 24, 09:32:32
This Just About Sums Up The NOTW Rag (Other Football) - Martin Peters, Jan 24, 08:43:19
- You're sounding worried Martin (Other Football) - Old Git, Jan 24, 09:04:28
- How much... (Other Football) - Small, Jan 24, 08:57:20
- See if you're still saying that (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 08:48:52
  - Blowies In Lavs Is Their Idea Of A Good Time, Not Mine! (Other Football) - Martin Peters, Jan 24, 08:52:15
    - I'd be more than delighted if Sven took over from Worthy :o) (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Jan 24, 08:55:35
    - So you'd say no ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 24, 08:53:52
      - To Kate Moss? Too Bloody Right... (Other Football) - Martin Peters, Jan 24, 08:57:36
        
        Hmmmm. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 24, 08:58:41
        
        I'd say yesy and be on the phone to the NOTW before you could say ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 09:02:42
        
        but then you are a sleazeball. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 24, 09:09:00
        
        Boo (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 09:28:05
        
        He's actually a happy nearly-married man (Other Football) - Old Git, Jan 24, 09:12:19
        
        Yay (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 09:28:12
        
        I wouldn't tell her it was running down her chin. I'd whip out (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jan 24, 09:13:59
- people buy it (Other Football) - coldplay, Jan 24, 08:44:58
I hurt last night seeing Ashton paraded in front of that lot, I hurt because (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 24, 08:42:34
- "The Little Old Norwich Model" (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jan 24, 08:56:35
- Guttting... (NCFC) - Small, Jan 24, 08:53:41
Have we signed someone??? (NCFC) - Small, Jan 23, 16:19:12
- We've signed no-one, but it's OK, Arganth is sure there are loads of "nearly done" deals (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 23, 16:35:22
- We've sold Ashton, signed no-one yet, after Jerome, Halford, maybe McSheffery (NCFC) - Work Ethic, Jan 23, 16:21:49
  - Greeno was only frustrated coz Schwartzer did a U turn (n/m) (NCFC) - Butterworth, Jan 23, 16:31:42
  - Cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 23, 16:25:06
    - Dennis van Dyke (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 23, 16:26:37
  - But most likely to get Andy Gray (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 23, 16:22:26
- Small (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 23, 16:20:01
YYYEEEEEEEOUCH! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 16:09:48
- any1 else suffering from shrinkage as a result of this cold weather??? (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Jan 23, 16:16:39
  - If you shave your pubes... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 16:24:44
    - Will you help him? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 23, 16:28:22
      - You could smear honey on them and expose yourself to a goat (General Chat) - Work Ethic, Jan 23, 16:29:38
        
        Super (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 23, 16:32:41
  - Traci Bingham (General Chat) - Work Ethic, Jan 23, 16:18:17
  - Yeah which is a relief as it doesn't poke out the end of my jeans anymore (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 23, 16:18:11
    - Sure sign of insecurity (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 16:36:17
- Once you've stopped crying like a girl, I refer you to Jan 23 at 13:51:03 precisely (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 23, 16:13:06
- ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh deer (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 23, 16:13:02
FAO LOJ (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 22, 23:51:49
- He's already agreed to pay my travel expenses. He knows how good I am. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 22, 23:58:28
  - On the pitch or in the bar? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 00:00:18
Is anyone else watching the snooker? (General Chat) - theguru, Jan 22, 23:04:59
- What's the latest score? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ian_Brown, Jan 22, 23:18:07
  - 8-8 but higgins needs snookers in the 17th (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 22, 23:18:54
    - Ok. cheers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ian_Brown, Jan 22, 23:19:12
      - 9-8 to Ronnie (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 22, 23:21:05
        
        Cheers mate, tele's being used by the folks at the moment! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ian_Brown, Jan 22, 23:28:32
        
        If you go onto the BBC site you should be able to watch the final frame live on your PC (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 22, 23:35:56
        
        Will try that again! It wasn't working earlier! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ian_Brown, Jan 22, 23:36:56
        
        Gonna be 9-9....Goes to a decider (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 22, 23:33:25
        
        Cool.....10 mins till my folks's programme ends then onto the snooker! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ian_Brown, Jan 22, 23:35:19
        
        Ive been waiting nearly an hour for MOTD2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 22, 23:36:55
        
        Someone watching your tele too?!? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ian_Brown, Jan 22, 23:37:16
        
        Nope...cant be arsed to get up to the remote.. (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 22, 23:39:16
        
        Neither me. It seems it's working online now on the beeb site! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ian_Brown, Jan 22, 23:40:02
        
        Cant escape it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 22, 23:40:56
        
        9-9 (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 22, 23:33:22
        
        What a double! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 22, 23:49:01
        
        Amazing clearance. Wll done Higgins (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 22, 23:51:12
        
        3 seconds u ******! (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 22, 23:34:38
        
        Is this the English Master, the World Masters or... (General Chat) - Ben, Jan 22, 23:37:40
        
        Are you still up for 5 a-side, I have 11 players. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 22, 23:37:14
        
        Im up for it....cant guarentee how good i am though lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 22, 23:40:07
        
        its just going to be fun, all sizes,ages & whatever. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 22, 23:41:13
        
        Sounds good...Just Email me the details when you know (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 22, 23:42:49
- American football for me, Pittsburgh are my team & they are in the Final (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 22, 23:10:29
  - Decent game, was looking like it might get alot closer at one point (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellow Jersey, Jan 22, 23:11:24
    - I'm a Bucs fan so my interest wained some time ago! (n/m) (General Chat) - theguru, Jan 22, 23:12:21
      - Glazer fan eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellow Jersey, Jan 22, 23:14:06
        
        Lol I wouldn't go that far (n/m) (General Chat) - theguru, Jan 22, 23:14:55
- Yeah, I am (n/m) (General Chat) - Fleggster, Jan 22, 23:06:59
- Yeah, it's pretty good! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 22, 23:06:48
Anyone know when tickets for the Brighton and Derby game go .... (NCFC) - avid_canary, Jan 22, 21:58:24
- I meant Brighton and Derby GAMES, I dont want to see them play eachother. lol (n/m) (NCFC) - avid_canary, Jan 22, 21:59:51
- Members jan 30th. General sale feb3rd (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 22, 21:59:24
  - Is that both matches? (n/m) (NCFC) - avid_canary, Jan 22, 22:00:28
    - yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 22, 22:01:54
      - cheers. (n/m) (NCFC) - avid_canary, Jan 22, 22:09:12
Freddie Eastwood please (NCFC) - coldplay, Jan 22, 19:24:52
- Eastwood seems to have dried up re goalscoring - is Hayter a better prospect ? (n/m) (NCFC) - oh arr, Jan 22, 20:11:13
- I think it sums up our manager when we all want a midfielder... (NCFC) - Ben, Jan 22, 19:27:29
  - Didn't see one midfielder look (NCFC) - coldplay, Jan 22, 19:30:10
    - Thats the main problem... (NCFC) - Small, Jan 22, 19:35:03
      - Colin is very tidy on the ball and a good passer, but his passing has deteriated. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Duke of Norfolk, Jan 22, 19:38:44
just moving to a different topic (NCFC) - keith spanky, Jan 22, 19:04:09
- class player still, may keep brum up (n/m) (NCFC) - otbc2006, Jan 22, 19:07:25
  - Well done Chris - a quality player (n/m) (NCFC) - oh arr, Jan 22, 20:12:54
- Yep... (NCFC) - Small, Jan 22, 19:07:22
  - We did... (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 22, 19:14:41
    - ok 38k is rather high (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 22, 19:20:29
      - That's more than I earn in a month. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 22, 19:21:26
        
        lend me a grand please (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 22, 19:24:57
Just got back via a few pubs. It sums it up nicely for me really, (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 22, 18:49:21
- yes he was injured... (NCFC) - Small, Jan 22, 19:16:19
  - What are ntwats Mr Small? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 22, 19:19:55
    - Hmmmm... (NCFC) - Small, Jan 22, 19:24:06
Amusing article on IED's spiritual ancestor in The Guardian today ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 21, 21:05:29
- haha (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jan 21, 21:22:34
  - The ending is the "best" bit - that's where he makes his Springer-esque moral conclusion. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 21, 21:33:36
    - men confesses (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jan 21, 21:42:33
- lol..."the worlds worst poet" (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 21, 21:14:47
- And I always thought he was a creation of Spike Milligan! (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 21, 21:11:21
  - Sadly not. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 21, 21:17:54
    - 'The complete Spike Milligan'... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 21, 21:20:39
      - Milligan is an absolute legend - his Room 101 was hysterical ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 21, 21:44:57
Euro millions tomorrow, i'll give you all a fiver if I win (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 13:22:43
- Can you put a quid on for me please? Lucky dip. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 20, 13:33:53
- I thought Euromillions was on friday nights? (General Chat) - Clare, Jan 20, 13:31:13
  - It is Clare (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 20, 13:34:06
  - my first ever game was in 1992, :P (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 13:32:40
    - awhhh it must be awful to have not been to a game since 92! :oP (n/m) (General Chat) - Clare, Jan 20, 13:35:01
      - I haven't been since Spurs at home, Chrimbo 2004 :-( (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 13:36:41
- Do you actually play that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 13:24:37
  - only when the rollovers massive (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 13:25:05
    - My mum says stupid things like that. Like ?15m wouldn't be enough, (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 13:28:37
      - ok, would you like me to email them and get my money back? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 13:29:06
        
        If you would. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 13:31:06
- It's a tax on the stupid (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 13:23:37
  - pants most be in a high band tax then!! (General Chat) - Ben, Jan 20, 13:25:18
    - *tax band* (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 13:26:22
      - i see (General Chat) - Ben, Jan 20, 13:31:43
  - I agree, ra ra ra! (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 13:24:12
Kings Lynn is shit. (General Chat) - Small, Jan 20, 13:13:17
- No it isnt, simple as that (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 20, 13:54:31
- 'At the Lynn Museum you can see the paw print of a Roman dog,' I was wrong after all. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 13:20:19
  - lol. I wonder if he was called Brutus ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 13:21:40
- OK. I repeat. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 13:20:06
  - I had the misfortune of living there... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 20, 13:31:20
    - I'm willing to concede that the Mart is indeed rubbish. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 13:33:21
  - Doesn't even have a stony bridge then ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 13:22:14
    - Won't get the Olympics in that case then (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 20, 13:27:30
    - Well you tried that joke already and no-one laughed then. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 13:27:09
      - Nah thought I'd give it a second go. And you're right about (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 13:32:51
- Indeed. Yarmy has failed to come up with just one good point about it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 20, 13:15:03
- Indeed. And that is NOT an interpretation. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 13:14:35
Ideas needed (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:48:45
- Do you have a local boozer? - talk to them and see if they'll put a charity pot behind the (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 09:23:37
- Mabe u could advertise in the programme on matchday? (General Chat) - Riverking, Jan 20, 01:39:14
- Barclays wank... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 20, 01:05:50
  - haha,fan of them are you? (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 01:06:53
- daft but Norwich union I suppose, running in a norwich shirt, yellow (General Chat) - David Nielsen, Jan 20, 00:53:27
  - Norwich Union won't be interested - they're trying their best to not be Norwich-centric. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 00:56:11
    - NU tend to sponsor events rather than teams etc BUT as you have an athletics link (General Chat) - oh arr, Jan 20, 13:01:55
    - No way Norwich Union (General Chat) - Riverking, Jan 20, 01:40:08
    - He's the agent bloke isnt he? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:56:39
      - Yes. Also runs the running shop though - the natural progression from the one... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 00:58:20
        
        The running shop? (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:59:57
        
        He has a running shop in Drayton, just off the Taverham Road. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 01:06:58
  - Especially as they are a big sponsor of Athletics (n/m) (General Chat) - SussexCanary, Jan 20, 00:55:39
- Have a word with the Evening News - they like stories like that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 00:49:59
  - My dad suggested that...... (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:50:59
    - Naah - just an interview, and a photo of you running towards the camera... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 00:53:26
How the fuck did Donovan Blake get a job in broadcasting in the first place? (General Chat) - Squiggles, Jan 20, 00:15:20
- at least it's not live... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 20, 00:23:42
Appeal to all late night posters (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 23:03:47
- I will give you a fiver once I get round to it. keep reminding. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 19, 23:58:48
  - cheers fella.I will prob put the link on WOTB a few times to try to get hold of most ppl (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:00:51
    - Do conks, it's worth it after all (General Chat) - David Nielsen, Jan 20, 00:26:37
      - Well in theory i have until Feb next year to collect the money (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:30:46
        
        ahhh (General Chat) - David Nielsen, Jan 20, 00:36:04
        
        haha,yeah i think i know who you mean (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:41:24
        
        I realise thats a load of crap english wise, but (General Chat) - David Nielsen, Jan 20, 00:39:14
        
        Basically, what happens is that... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 00:45:52
        
        That sounds about right (General Chat) - David Nielsen, Jan 20, 00:48:35
        
        right im off, see you boys (n/m) (General Chat) - David Nielsen, Jan 20, 00:58:17
        
        talking to yourself now look!Replying to you own messages (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 01:00:21
        
        Did ne wanna start a new thread to say it (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 09:08:02
- Apols for pimping the post mate, but any chance you could do me a return Ebay favour ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 19, 23:54:32
  - no worries,whats up? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 19, 23:58:43
    - Just have a few items that need bumping a little. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 00:03:23
      - found them (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:07:30
        
        So I see - the other two are up to ?15 already - can you put them to ?20 ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 00:10:23
        
        email, (General Chat) - David Nielsen, Jan 20, 00:15:09
        
        Thank you David ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 00:23:21
        
        Cheers fister (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:22:45
        
        haha (General Chat) - David Nielsen, Jan 20, 00:31:40
        
        It was a rubbish pretend storming off btw... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 20, 00:38:14
        
        I used to like you (General Chat) - David Nielsen, Jan 20, 00:40:25
        
        just do me a favour and drop me an email (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:44:37
        
        ok (General Chat) - David Nielsen, Jan 20, 00:51:35
        
        it was me that bid on them to get them to ?15 (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:11:55
        
        im winning on all of them now (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:14:00
        
        Nice one, cheers for that fella. Curtains should reach ?35+ and border ?25+ (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 00:23:08
        
        What is the site... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 20, 00:26:05
        
        Dunno - but if you're more than welcome to bid ! (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 00:27:41
        
        lol... i don't know what i'm looking for... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 20, 00:31:53
        
        didnt want you to miss out (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:32:55
        
        thanks... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 20, 00:41:51
        
        Its one big online car boot sale (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:43:11
        
        But without the tossers who rifle through your boot at 6am... (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 00:49:07
        
        and without having to get up at 5am in the cold to sit ina wet field (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:50:06
        
        Lol - do you like the little NCFC flag in the top right corner ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jan 20, 00:40:51
        
        pmsl (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:31:08
      - not a prob,if you stick the numbers etc on here so i can find them (General Chat) - conker, Jan 20, 00:04:43
Norwich City Norfolk Phonetic XI (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 15:41:29
- Jamie Cuuurtn surely (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 19, 16:14:17
  - Oh he'd have to be in, yup, good one. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 16:16:48
- not very often you make laugh (NCFC) - pants, Jan 19, 15:46:19
Test your musical skills (requires sound).. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 13:23:35
- 28 (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 19, 14:07:45
Votes for best username... (General Chat) - Riverking, Jan 19, 12:18:38
- Has to be the loveable Muddy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jan 19, 13:26:26
- Oh dear. Whilst looking at the username list, I saw this one.... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 12:32:43
  - That's bad news indeed... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 12:35:56
  - Indeed (General Chat) - Riverking, Jan 19, 12:34:50
  - I wanted to register 'fart' (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 12:34:03
    - If they're not going to use it... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 19, 12:45:50
      - I agree - how do we make the fart 'come out'? (n/m) (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 12:47:28
- tiny rich cow (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 12:32:18
- Northern Upholstery will go down as my all time fave for a while (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 12:27:37
  - .. (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 15:25:35
  - Thank you kind sir (n/m) (General Chat) - Northern upholstery, Jan 19, 13:58:05
- Small (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 19, 12:27:37
- "roywallerslovechild" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 12:19:36
  - Have you seen this one ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 12:36:20
    - Seen it? I registered it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 19, 13:52:55
      - Good work... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 14:22:30
    - Now that's funny... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 12:46:28
      - Why? Are you famous or something? (n/m) (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 12:48:17
        
        Yep... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 13:38:49
        
        Yeah, very, (General Chat) - tiny rich cow, Jan 19, 14:16:26
  - Asparagus Spears was better (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 12:26:43
  - I liked 'the year of the twat'. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 19, 12:20:39
    - haha (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 12:33:03
      - Well, at least we agree on something ... :P (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 19, 12:36:42
        
        yeah (General Chat) - pants, Jan 19, 12:39:29
    - 'Worthy's gags' made me chuckle (General Chat) - Small, Jan 19, 12:29:29
    - Maybe a little TOO funnY (n/m) (General Chat) - Riverking, Jan 19, 12:28:37
      - What about Ad Nauseam (sic) ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 19, 12:33:20
      - Or maybe... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 12:33:20
        
        I'm sick of you cussing my jokes Panda. Once I've done Wisey, you're getting a kicking. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 19, 12:34:55
        
        Sorry Otto, didn't mean to offend... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 19, 12:39:09
        
        Well, someone found something I said funny. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 19, 12:42:04
How old do you have to be (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 17, 17:04:16
- I had some serious dosage of tablets for em (General Chat) - Riverking, Jan 17, 18:53:52
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 17, 17:11:00
  - is that > 42? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 17, 17:17:14
  - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 17, 17:13:23
- I was out with my chum on friday and (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 17:09:11
  - I'd need a whole pot on this one on my neck (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 17, 17:11:02
    - give it a few days then squirt it into someones coffee at work (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 17:13:40
      - That is jusy sick. (General Chat) - Riverking, Jan 17, 18:47:25
      - marvelous idea (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 17, 17:14:07
- I was thinking that the other day... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 17, 17:06:59
  - Sure its not just (General Chat) - romayellow, Jan 17, 17:08:39
- Depends how many chips you eat. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 17, 17:05:35
  - I'm not a gambler (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 17, 17:10:40
    - Are you Alan Suger? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 17, 17:23:51
      - get with it tuds (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 17:27:48
    - i was on tablets from about 22 to 31 (General Chat) - south, Jan 17, 17:12:21
      - A mate of mine at school had a lot of problems with it (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 17:24:50
    - but you believe in them? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 17:12:21
Back to that job interview thing... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 17, 16:54:27
- That sounds a particularly taxing interview for bar work. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 17, 16:58:28
  - It was murder... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 17, 17:04:00
- And we had to learn to juggle and do some Origami!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 17, 16:55:56
Sort it out Murray! (General Chat) - Small, Jan 17, 04:04:18
- He wants the media to leave him alone now, that lads full of excuses (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 17, 09:29:36
  - Big hair. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 17, 09:30:59
- you actually got up to watch? (n/m) (General Chat) - PaulMcVeighGirl, Jan 17, 09:15:04
- Idiot! (General Chat) - Small, Jan 17, 04:08:30
  - What's the matter with you? (General Chat) - Small, Jan 17, 04:12:24
Songbirds on More4... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 16, 21:16:04
Elephant Stone and She Bangs The Drum were both recorded in the 80s (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 16, 18:13:43
- Thanks for clarifying that... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 16, 21:17:46
- Just emailed you (General Chat) - Return of the Malk, Jan 16, 18:53:22
  - Oh FFS, it's Creo... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 17, 09:06:57
- 2 of my favourite songs (n/m) (General Chat) - ballsack, Jan 16, 18:29:03
Another below par quiz.... (General Chat) - Ian_Brown, Jan 16, 16:36:21
- Trio (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 16, 16:48:07
  - da da da! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 16:49:30
- Jive Bunny (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 16, 16:45:33
- Very below par... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 16, 16:39:57
  - Wrong... (General Chat) - Ian_Brown, Jan 16, 16:44:53
    - Since when has 89 been 90... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 16:50:52
      - One was 1989 ,and the other was 1990, therefore he was right in one respect..... (General Chat) - Ian_Brown, Jan 16, 17:02:01
        
        just accept you were wrong and move on (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 17:04:37
        
        Under used word alert... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 17:05:45
      - since about half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 16, 16:53:19
        
        haha (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 16:57:29
        
        So four then?.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 16:54:28
- Jimmy Hill? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 16, 16:37:03
  - rofl (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 16:37:21
    - Likewise my fruitcake. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ian_Brown, Jan 16, 16:37:37
      - not the first time I've been called a fruit cake (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 16:38:49
        
        why are you calling him cake? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 16, 16:40:26
        
        go away, freak! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 16:41:13
        
        that's respect of a top joke (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jan 16, 16:41:59
23 worst jokes ever (General Chat) - conker, Jan 16, 16:18:30
- The best Blonde Joke I have ever read. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 16:22:03
  - boo. can't access at work. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 16, 16:28:24
    - Moustache? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 16:28:56
      - Yes. You live in Sheffield. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 16, 16:29:32
        
        Oh. No, you're thinging of the Rotherham 'Tache. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 16:34:26
        
        thinging (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 16, 16:36:40
        
        *thinking* (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 16:37:15
        
        what about? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 16, 16:38:19
        
        Come again. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 16:39:05
        
        you posted that you were thinking (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 16, 16:40:05
        
        I haven't had a shave in about a week. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 16:48:41
        
        Including Colin's mum. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 16, 16:30:30
        
        Jurgen? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 16, 16:31:38
  - Was that sent to show how stupid I am? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 16, 16:27:23
    - How many clicks? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 16:28:18
      - I did 2.... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 16:32:24
      - 4 (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 16, 16:32:00
      - about 10. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 16, 16:29:59
  - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 16, 16:26:43
    - Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 16:27:20
I have successfully eaten... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 16, 15:57:48
- I think a curry would be the real test... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 16:07:13
- :( (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 16:01:47
  - Going out for mexican tonight. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 16:04:51
    - "go Tub Girl"?? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 16:08:08
      - Ha ha.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 16:08:57
    - tis quite amusing though (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 16:06:49
      - I never did work out what the connection was with Ashton... :os (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 16:08:00
        
        Oh God - don't suggest speculation. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 16:09:40
        
        True.. but if Ashton IS going there... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 16:13:29
        
        *CENSORED* (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 16:12:25
I ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 16, 15:46:53
- ha ye ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 16, 15:54:14
- ????????? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 16, 15:48:20
  - !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - SmalI, Jan 16, 15:52:12
    - Oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 16, 15:53:24
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 15:53:49
  - Small's forgotten to take his pills today (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 15:49:35
    - I think it was a hiccup. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 16, 15:52:14
      - Aren't they more like "huh eeeeeghhh"? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 15:53:38
- Stevie Wonder posting? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 15:47:50
Put 'Ashton Gone' into Google images.... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:17:11
- Try 'scat'. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 16, 15:42:30
  - shitcity.com (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 15:59:43
  - jazz? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 16, 15:56:53
  - I don't think I will, but thank you all the same... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:44:25
- pah, you're all prudes!!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 16, 15:33:31
- Errr, did the search, "moderate safe search" turned off ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 15:32:12
  - Well there is... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:33:35
  - consider yourself fortunate, and move on. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 16, 15:33:26
    - Very fortunate... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jan 16, 15:34:18
    - Roffle.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:34:09
  - Turn it on (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 16, 15:33:20
    - Oh right. Christ, it's only a Tub Girl shot. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 15:36:10
      - Aye, if its the one I saw (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 15:38:22
        
        Well until now I wouldnt have thought about it whilst eating... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jan 16, 15:39:36
        
        Luckilly I've gotten over it, but I'd just like to say this is all SQUIRRELS fault (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 15:40:53
        
        Bloody squirrel! (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jan 16, 15:42:04
        
        I think you'll find it's ASHTON'S FAULT!!!.... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:43:45
        
        I reckon we should pin the blame on SCC... (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jan 16, 15:51:09
        
        I agree.. he should be punished... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:53:51
      - A what? (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jan 16, 15:37:10
        
        Tub Girl. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 15:38:47
      - Was just about to post that AB .... (General Chat) - meeky, Jan 16, 15:37:03
        
        Mental note to self....never look at tubgirl.com again (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jan 16, 15:38:38
- I don't get anything nasty at all. I feel left out. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 16, 15:23:33
  - Aha! (General Chat) - Small, Jan 16, 15:28:40
    - What a curious image. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 16, 15:35:47
  - Boooo. neither do i (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 16, 15:26:43
  - maybe you have the safe filter on it (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 15:24:58
    - Nah. If filter was on I wouldn't see all the crap SCC posts. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 16, 15:26:46
      - Snigger... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:27:11
    - I have a safe filter.. or so I thought! :o (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:25:32
  - I'm sorry.. but really, you're best off not seeing!... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:24:22
    - You're wrong. I love looking at horrible shit. Post a link. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 16, 15:25:35
      - No really, I can't.. sorry.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:26:20
        
        I think you're right not to. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 16, 15:29:52
        
        Looked more like a bad Korma if you ask me!!.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:30:53
        
        oh very good (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 16, 15:32:04
        
        I agree.. *motion* carried.. (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:32:45
        
        R U trying to say if I type that in there's a pic of a bloke with crap all over his face? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 15:33:40
        
        No... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:35:01
        
        I see, is it a woman (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 15:35:33
        
        Yes. Tub Girl. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 15:38:01
        
        Then there it should have stayed.... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:40:09
        
        Oh please shut up.... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:37:56
        
        hahahaha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 15:31:34
- Oh. My. Lord. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 16, 15:20:14
- Thats the worst thing I have ever seen!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - dealy, Jan 16, 15:19:13
  - Tell me about it!!... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:20:40
- That wedding thing? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 16, 15:17:56
  - No.. the poo thing.. :o( (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 16, 15:18:39
ashton set to marry! (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jan 16, 14:11:52
- Which is a story about Ashton Kutcher's forthcoming marriage to Demi Moore, to avoid any (NCFC) - pants, Jan 16, 14:14:12
  - And it isn't as if that particular gag wasn't done ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 14:15:32
    - As was Brian Ashton the rugby geezer (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 16, 14:25:49
      - Yes, I agree. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 14:28:11
        
        agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 16, 14:30:59
    - which is not surprising (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 16, 14:21:13
      - Do Heat know where Ashton is going? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 16, 14:22:23
        
        he'll need to start shagging someone from slags aloud (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 16, 14:44:03
        
        your cyber hangbag just missed my head then (NCFC) - pants, Jan 16, 14:51:21
        
        Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 16, 14:34:32
    - I like it (NCFC) - pants, Jan 16, 14:16:47
  - why do you have to ruin it (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jan 16, 14:14:46
    - Why not? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 16, 14:15:27
      - I would (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jan 16, 14:16:44
        
        Demi Moore? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 14:18:19
        
        got sent off yesterday (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jan 16, 14:36:40
        
        Don't you try the hard to get act, you northern monkey (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 16, 14:19:59
        
        No chance. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 14:21:20
        
        Not with the amount of silicone in them (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 16, 14:23:13
        
        Really? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 14:27:29
        
        Hairgoo (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 16, 14:38:01
        
        Pffft. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 14:41:59
        
        Thought you were in charge of the logs? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 16, 14:46:51
        
        In charge, yes. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 16, 14:59:31
        
        Apart from... (NCFC) - Small, Jan 16, 14:51:43
        
        Oooooooooooooooooooops (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 16, 14:54:42
        
        I'm not convinced those are work-safe. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 16, 14:38:41
        
        Depends on your working environment (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 16, 14:39:50
        
        do you work in a sex shop OG? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 16, 14:43:04
        
        I'm a welder in a Tyneside dockyard (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 16, 14:45:44
ashton leaves (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jan 16, 14:04:40
- Which is a story about Brian Ashton of the RFU Stepping Down, to avoid any unintended (NCFC) - pants, Jan 16, 14:05:37
  - tennis is great (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jan 16, 14:07:31
    - When is Murray on? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 16, 14:22:55
      - He needs a haircut! (n/m) (NCFC) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 16, 14:36:01
        
        does he still have that stupid do? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 16, 14:44:01
      - 3rd up (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jan 16, 14:23:59
I am completelty teetotal how may other WOTB posters are? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 13, 15:21:28
- Me too, have been for 7 months now (n/m) (General Chat) - Canteens_monthly1, Jan 13, 15:32:51
  - oh, just re-loaded (General Chat) - Canteens_monthly1, Jan 13, 15:34:25
    - like your tips? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 13, 15:35:13
- Me. Not had a drop all day. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 13, 15:27:09
- Having a fucking laugh. (n/m) (General Chat) - SillyWoodcarverHell, Jan 13, 15:24:45
  - I have a feeling you lot are not taking my post seriously, I can confirm I have not yet (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 13, 15:27:32
    - well, I am bit sad to see that if im such a drunk as incinuated below (General Chat) - pants, Jan 13, 15:28:42
      - We all know it's White Lightning (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 15:32:34
      - bacardi breezer? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 13, 15:29:33
        
        That's scc (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 13, 15:31:49
        
        and P.K. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 13, 15:32:17
        
        he's spitfire and other ales (General Chat) - pants, Jan 13, 15:33:20
        
        I like a good old turpintine chaser (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 13, 15:30:29
        
        meths does it for me (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 13, 15:31:03
    - i only had one at breakfast, does that count? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 13, 15:28:33
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 13, 15:24:07
- Absholuushley (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 13, 15:23:21
- Yes (General Chat) - Small, Jan 13, 15:23:08
- Have been since 2003 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 13, 15:22:21
  - Shurely shome mishtake? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 15:24:46
    - or that tramp fuel special brew (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 13, 15:26:04
      - Too expensive and classy for Gus (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 15:28:11
  - just given up smoking...cant give up alcohol 2!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tlannon, Jan 13, 15:23:45
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 13, 15:22:11
  - 9 pints Nigel as you are normally known. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 13, 15:23:47
    - Sambuca tops though loj (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 13, 15:24:42
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 13, 15:26:43
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jan 13, 15:22:02
Sorry to hear this, Panda (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 13:37:12
- Jesus Christ! (General Chat) - Small, Jan 13, 13:38:55
  - That's with all the mixing equipment and pedals he's been blethering on about (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 13:39:37
Thierry Henry has retired!!!!!!!!!! (Other Football) - SCC 26, Jan 13, 13:34:53
- Better that one's not as quick as the Arsenal one (n/m) (Other Football) - Lad Invents Hole, Jan 13, 13:47:30
- To avoid any unnecessary confusion, I think we should make clear that it's the AUSTRALIAN (Other Football) - Old Git, Jan 13, 13:42:34
- To avoid any untended confusion. It's a Greyhound (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jan 13, 13:37:06
  - *unintended f*s (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jan 13, 13:37:41
- Which is a story about a greyhound of the same name, to avoid any unintended confusion (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 13, 13:36:07
  - why would it cause confusion? (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 26, Jan 13, 13:37:18
    - Why wouldn't it? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 13, 13:42:48
  - 5 secs, ha, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Jan 13, 13:37:05
    - 4 if you could fucking count (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 26, Jan 13, 13:39:03
      - blub (n/m) (Other Football) - Squiggles, Jan 13, 13:41:46
      - fuck off or.... (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Jan 13, 13:41:27
- thats the greyhound to avoid any unintended confusion (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Jan 13, 13:36:03
Kewell's wife (General Chat) - rocken, Jan 13, 13:14:56
- Wouldn't touch her with yours (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 13:20:24
  - Yes, that's right. (n/m) (General Chat) - SillyWoodcarverHell, Jan 13, 13:20:46
- I think her bosoms have opposing magnetic fields (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 13:18:08
- Slapper (n/m) (General Chat) - big_erics_shin, Jan 13, 13:15:48
  - Is that a yes then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 13, 13:16:43
    - Sorry,I meant slap her...... (n/m) (General Chat) - big_erics_shin, Jan 13, 13:17:33
jodie marsh (General Chat) - ncfcdubai, Jan 13, 13:04:32
- Urgh, that's not nice (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 13:10:17
- you can't?... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 13:06:28
  - god dam (General Chat) - ncfcdubai, Jan 13, 13:20:16
    - So do poker and chimney (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 13, 13:21:59
  - That's not nice either (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 13:10:53
  - it's not all bad though: (General Chat) - Canteens_monthly1, Jan 13, 13:10:21
    - How did I know the filter wouldn't allow access to that one?!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Clare, Jan 13, 13:12:40
      - lol, it was only a whole host of Marsh pics (General Chat) - Canteens_monthly1, Jan 13, 13:18:02
        
        To be fair to her sometimes she looks very pretty... (General Chat) - Clare, Jan 13, 13:29:31
    - this is the photo that made her 'famous' (General Chat) - rocken, Jan 13, 13:12:12
100 Humphreys fine as silk, they are after your Unigate Milk (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:44:54
- R Whites, R Whites, I'm a secret lemonade drinker (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:45:17
  - Liptons make your money go round, your money go round (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:45:41
    - Putting a rug on a polished floor is like setting a mantrap, and to think he'd only just (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:47:18
      - Marathon, peanuts and nougat (noooogar) - with Keith Chegwin opening a stupid little door (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:48:34
        
        Meet Dave, "Ullo" - Dave swims like a fish (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:49:12
        
        A finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 12:54:11
        
        Tweed by Lentheric (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:56:53
        
        If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our club (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 12:58:30
        
        would you risk it for a Swisskit? (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Jan 13, 13:01:24
        
        Everyone's a fruit and nutcase! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 13:07:14
        
        Opal Fruits, made to make your mouth water (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 13:08:21
        
        Splash it all over (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 13:08:46
        
        ...looking and listening while you cross (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 13:10:18
        
        Charlie says "Meooow Meooooooww Meow Meow Meeeeeeeeeeoooooooowwwwwwwwwww Mew" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 13:13:06
        
        Pppppppppp (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 13:12:14
        
        What has a hazelnut in every bite? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 13:12:42
        
        Topic (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 13:15:05
        
        Thick milk chocolate for your delight (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 13:33:24
        
        Nougat and caramel golden light (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 13:34:14
        
        And don't forget the hazelnut in every bite! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 13:34:34
        
        "I bet he drinks Carling Black Label" (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 13:15:21
        
        Are you feeling allright????????? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 13, 13:16:22
        
        The malkybars are on me!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 13:19:21
        
        Now hands that do dishes can be soft as your face (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 13, 13:20:55
        
        with mild green furry-lipped squid (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 13:44:01
        
        I've got those, can't get enough of those Blue Riband blues... Blue Riband's the wafer I (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 13, 13:16:02
    - COMMERCIAL HEAD! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Jan 13, 12:46:36
Smell (General Chat) - Small, Jan 13, 11:10:17
- Halved Men Loins (n/m) (General Chat) - Halved Ten Loins, Jan 13, 11:22:25
- Stove in Holland (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 13, 11:13:38
  - Jovely old lob (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 13, 11:18:16
- y cock? (n/m) (General Chat) - Barmy acronym, Jan 13, 11:11:03
I'm an IQ Ruler - what are you??.. (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 11, 16:09:32
- I jam minus... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jan 11, 20:08:04
- Just as well you changed from E to H if you do your real name (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 11, 17:40:56
- I am Slag Cranky Ninny (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 11, 17:07:52
  - or Snorting Melodies using my actual name (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 11, 17:09:52
- Her stodgy groaners. is my Mum's (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 11, 16:41:40
- gracious if cranial (n/m) (General Chat) - Canaria_glorificus, Jan 11, 16:34:20
- Male puke? (n/m) (General Chat) - meeky, Jan 11, 16:33:49
  - I really did 'lol' at that one!!.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 11, 16:36:05
  - Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 11, 16:34:21
- not allowed to play (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 11, 16:28:53
  - Show Mirth.... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 11, 16:31:00
- Zealous And Wrecked!!!! (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Jan 11, 16:26:13
- roughest wally (n/m) (General Chat) - south, Jan 11, 16:20:54
- Oh, and by the way ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 11, 16:20:26
- Jeers of anal and now. Like it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 11, 16:20:05
- 'To fox sorts to not'. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 11, 16:19:46
- All slam MSL (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 11, 16:17:43
  - So you are/were MSL then... (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 11, 17:02:43
- Belly shrivel (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Jan 11, 16:17:23
- 'Best-ever crackers on brothels' (General Chat) - DDiM, Jan 11, 16:16:08
  - Roffle.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 11, 16:17:29
    - I laughed (n/m) (General Chat) - DDiM, Jan 11, 16:19:47
- 'Barmy acronym'... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 11, 16:13:40
- I'm the god of hellfire (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 11, 16:13:39
  - And I bring you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 11, 16:13:57
    - Stoats. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 11, 16:16:40
- By my WOTB name is: Hell! On deviants ! Much better (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 11, 16:13:34
- Him, kindhearted mutant. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 11, 16:13:30
- I'm a Deaf Prince... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 11, 16:12:15
  - You're 'Roman Toad' actually.. snigger.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 11, 16:14:59
    - WTF? Why can't I say 'snigger' FFS!!.... sigh... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 11, 16:15:45
      - I believe the technical reason is....... (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Jan 11, 16:19:43
        
        WW2 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 11, 16:22:30
        
        Turn the fucker off then... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 11, 16:26:12
        
        If that was aimed at me - I didn't know I could... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 11, 16:30:02
        
        WW2 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 11, 16:29:33
        
        Ooooh...... (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Jan 11, 16:24:16
- The PS depraves (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 11, 16:10:42
  - Oh, I didn't try it with my real name, hang on.. (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 11, 16:13:51
    - Well.. (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 11, 16:14:15
      - Like you'd know.... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 11, 16:16:48
      - So are we doing the "sign in as an anagram" day on Friday then ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 11, 16:15:00
        
        That would be hilarious. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob_in_Arbroath, Jan 11, 16:21:15
        
        Good idea!.. :o) (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 11, 16:17:10
        
        Already registered mine. (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Jan 11, 16:20:28
        
        Belly shrivel's a good'un though.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jan 11, 16:22:33
        
        Will be in use....... (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Jan 11, 16:24:35
Haha! Scummer Mervyn King... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 11, 14:30:34
- Well, he was knocked out last night if that counts as "just" (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 11, 14:56:44
- Er, isn't he governor of the bank of england? (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Jan 11, 14:40:32
  - he's a talented bloke, (General Chat) - Canaria_glorificus, Jan 11, 14:44:25
- Well bash me on the head with your Woman's Weekly (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 11, 14:31:44
- knocked out at the darts would be better (n/m) (General Chat) - Hull Canary, Jan 11, 14:31:16
Cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 11, 14:11:36
- cunt (General Chat) - matt in london, Jan 11, 23:54:34
Fuck off (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 11, 14:09:27
- Indeed it is. What a cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 11, 14:09:41
  - You of all people should not need to ask that question. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 11, 14:13:11
Favourite Simply Red song? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:31:37
- Mick Hucknall Is An Ugly Ginger Cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - big_erics_shin, Jan 9, 17:35:41
  - You saying his head isn't right? (n/m) (General Chat) - Work Ethic, Jan 9, 19:19:15
  - No that was a B-side (General Chat) - romayellow, Jan 9, 17:42:26
  - He is top of my list of 'people I'd like to see die in 2006'. It's a long list mind. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 9, 17:39:39
    - He's got form has MH... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 9, 17:46:56
- Fucking ginger haired, sparkly toothed twat. (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 9, 17:35:01
- No need (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 9, 17:34:10
  - lol (General Chat) - pants, Jan 9, 17:38:50
    - Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 9, 17:40:17
      - It's got me this far! (n/m) (General Chat) - theguru, Jan 9, 17:41:21
- none of them (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 9, 17:32:20
- Holding Back The Years (n/m) (General Chat) - theguru, Jan 9, 17:32:15
  - Seriously bad form, giving an answer to that. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 9, 17:38:06
    - I say let the selwyn loose on 'im (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 9, 17:40:24
    - Lol (General Chat) - theguru, Jan 9, 17:40:03
Very amusing! (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jan 9, 17:13:49
- Greeno looks like Merry from Lord of the Rings... (NCFC) - theguru, Jan 9, 17:29:23
  - Hobbit Green! Arf arf! (n/m) (NCFC) - Thomo, Jan 9, 22:16:16
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 9, 17:30:03
  - Awesome! (n/m) (NCFC) - Squiggles, Jan 9, 17:29:42
- . (NCFC) - Small, Jan 9, 17:29:19
- I still think he looks like Dougal on Father Ted (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jan 9, 17:19:11
- Spades? Can he say that? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Jan 9, 17:18:23
  - Probably not. (n/m) (NCFC) - Swanny, Jan 9, 19:51:48