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Bottle of Baileys is £8 in Tezzas with a blub card (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Nov 7, 18:27:26
- I make my own (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 7, 21:16:46
- Baileys is best served with a pint of lager and gin & tonic chaser (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Nov 7, 19:15:04
  - Ooooh lady boy (n/m) (General Chat) - footymadman, Nov 7, 19:18:06
- You must have a Pkatinum (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 18:41:48
  - Ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 18:42:00
    - Platinum Blub Card (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 18:42:17
      - ^^^ Chumpole of the Bailey ^^^ (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Nov 7, 18:45:56
        
        Open goal and I put it over the bar (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 7, 19:03:17
        
        Nodge is about to have it's first Costco. Really odd that its not open to all though. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 7, 19:52:19
thank fuck that's over. now... (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 6, 09:38:14
- Can't you just take him on Safari? Serengeti or the Ngorogoro Crater are both good (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Nov 6, 10:25:46
- Chippy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 6, 10:20:35
- What about Go Ape, why is there no Ape option? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 6, 10:11:55
  - based on below africa alive it is (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 6, 10:23:44
    - Get him working on the garden. Grass won't mow itself. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 6, 11:37:35
    - Get em running about in the fresh air. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 6, 10:28:03
- I always get lost trying to get to Banham so I’d go for Africa Alive (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Nov 6, 09:59:46
- Why do our choices have to be so binary? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 6, 09:49:33
  - Quack (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 6, 09:49:52
- My kids preferred Africa Alive. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Nov 6, 09:48:30
- Why do our choices have to be so binary? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 6, 09:47:03
- Banham of the two, the giraffes are wonderful. Don’t discount Thrigby (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 6, 09:46:51
- Have you been to the bug zoo (General Chat) - Dave in France, Nov 6, 09:44:07
  - Here (General Chat) - Dave in France, Nov 6, 11:02:57
  - Link me up buddy x (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 6, 09:59:39
Wrath of the matchday wordle 5 (General Chat) - revsimon, Nov 5, 00:13:58
- 5 (General Chat) - Kev, Nov 5, 14:52:15
- Three (General Chat) - CityJack, Nov 5, 11:14:47
- 5 (General Chat) - The Gaffer, Nov 5, 09:44:30
- Birdie (General Chat) - Fenwood Lad, Nov 5, 09:34:52
- 4 (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 5, 08:27:11
- Painful Par (General Chat) - Saucerer, Nov 5, 08:16:42
- 4 (General Chat) - Cellophane Flowers, Nov 5, 08:05:12
- never heard of it - stoopid game! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 5, 07:18:30
  - We were supposed to boycott it today anyway (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 5, 08:28:49
- 5 (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 5, 06:51:41
- 4 (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Nov 5, 06:16:29
- Par (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Nov 5, 06:06:07
- 4 from Ken on the night shift (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Nov 5, 02:17:25
Firework Wankers. (General Chat) - Dunney, Nov 3, 18:20:57
- Fireworks have been around for 1000 years your “fur baby” hasn’t (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Nov 3, 21:06:30
  - KB won cunt of the day award I see (n/m) (General Chat) - LeftSide, Nov 4, 02:40:46
  - By that argument though dogs have been around a lot longer than fireworks (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 3, 21:32:50
    - This is the point (General Chat) - Dunney, Nov 3, 22:15:42
      - They are apparently banned on general sale in Ireland too, so there is a precedent. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Nov 3, 22:33:40
    - Rock music has only been around for 70 years (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Nov 3, 21:49:13
      - When I were young we used to nick potatoes from our parents (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 3, 21:54:51
        
        Sadly can’t do that now as the local community Facebook page would complain of arsonists (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Nov 3, 22:10:43
        
        And Halloween seems to be another excuse for fireworks (n/m) (General Chat) - Dunney, Nov 3, 22:20:49
- Fur baby? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 3, 18:26:16
  - Maybe he’s a soft head (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 3, 19:22:49
Kemi Badenoch the new Conservative Party leader (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Nov 2, 11:14:27
- Prediction.......... (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 2, 12:41:37
- Thinly veiled Kemi's now hacked the wrath post (n/m) (General Chat) - Dracula, Nov 2, 12:35:03
- The next Tory PM (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 2, 12:16:37
  - Possibly (General Chat) - phrankin, Nov 2, 15:33:55
- Just to trying to win back the reform vote with traditional conservative ideals (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Nov 2, 12:14:45
- Huge mistake from the Tories,Cleverly was their man. (General Chat) - MORDENCANARY, Nov 2, 11:54:53
- lol are you serious 🧐 (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Nov 2, 11:51:12
- ... (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 2, 11:33:17
  - Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Nov 2, 11:45:17
- are you ok? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 2, 11:27:55
- Best news Starmer has had all week (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Nov 2, 11:26:11
- Can’t wait for more gaffes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Nov 2, 11:25:13
  - Free the sausages (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Nov 2, 11:32:15
    - I was disappointed that was a gaffe, I would welcome free sausages (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Nov 2, 12:00:04
      - mmmmm......sausage (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 2, 12:14:20
- Neither were good candidates. Reform will steal a lot of their votes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 2, 11:24:18
  - That is (General Chat) - Highlander, Nov 2, 12:13:14
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Nov 2, 11:23:53
- 🤔 (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 2, 11:21:57
  - Learn the rules (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 11:23:46
    - Tories and Labour (General Chat) - phrankin, Nov 2, 11:30:27
      - Society full of absolute cunts (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 11:34:33
      - Society full (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 11:33:03
        
        Stop the boats! (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Nov 2, 12:32:11
        
        Haha knew that was coming (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 2, 12:39:11
🦤🦤🦤 (General Chat) - The Gaffer, Nov 2, 07:34:34
- 4 (General Chat) - Kev, Nov 2, 14:54:47
- Par (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Nov 2, 12:48:22
- 3 for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Nov 2, 11:17:53
- Bird (General Chat) - Dog, Nov 2, 09:35:24
- Birdie, chipped in from off the green (General Chat) - Fenwood Lad, Nov 2, 09:30:32
- Four (General Chat) - CityJack, Nov 2, 09:08:00
- Par (General Chat) - revsimon, Nov 2, 08:35:22
- 5 (General Chat) - Pixelman, Nov 2, 08:16:44
- 4 (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Nov 2, 08:16:36
- 3 points also. Same for Norwich today hopefully (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Nov 2, 07:57:26
- 4 (General Chat) - Cellophane Flowers, Nov 2, 07:57:03
- Birdie 🐤 (General Chat) - Saucerer, Nov 2, 07:35:32
Jamesward - reviews (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Oct 31, 21:54:32
- I'd agree on most things (General Chat) - jamesward, Oct 31, 23:16:44
- Spot on. Read the 3 stars and then if still interested, 2 stars and 4 stars for balance (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Oct 31, 22:50:30
I'm starting to find buying anything online almost impossible (General Chat) - jamesward, Oct 31, 16:54:33
- Always gonna get 1 star reviews of high rated stuff (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 31, 18:50:43
- What ! (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 31, 18:10:37
- Buy these. All will be good in your world of online shopping. (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Oct 31, 17:24:01
- Glad I’m not the only one! Get the feeling that ‘reviews’ (General Chat) - Chopper, Oct 31, 17:02:41
- me too (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 31, 17:00:47
  - Ooh, look at these bath towels, 4.5 stars out of 5 (General Chat) - jamesward, Oct 31, 17:09:15
    - Bloke in Regent Road GY sells Harrords towels for £5 (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Oct 31, 18:22:20
      - *makes note of this* (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Oct 31, 22:51:29
    - Don't you just buy from retailers that you trust anyway (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 31, 17:38:36
      - That was John Lewis… (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Oct 31, 17:41:57
Overheard at my cardiac rehab yesterday.. (General Chat) - colincanary, Oct 31, 08:45:07
- is that the Riverside Cardiac class?! (n/m) (General Chat) - rosarios_school_tie, Oct 31, 17:11:24
  - Am in Blackpool am afraid (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Oct 31, 17:27:32
- Your wife is South African? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Oct 31, 12:14:46
  - You'll never meet a nice one. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 31, 12:44:41
    - i've gotten some safrican new next door neighbours (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 31, 13:16:56
- So a double immigrant then (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Oct 31, 10:35:30
  - Unless Colin is in Cape Town General Hospital (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Oct 31, 11:36:21
- Bloody NHS, the staff think they can get away with saying anything (n/m) (General Chat) - NxNW, Oct 31, 08:59:40
  - It wasn't staff in was a gathering of old 'uns (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Oct 31, 09:22:59
    - It’s a good job they had you to virtue signal on their behalf (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Oct 31, 10:49:34
      - Good job we have you to twat signal (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Oct 31, 14:46:43
        
        Calm for. (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Oct 31, 16:01:01
        
        *Try again* Calm yourself (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Oct 31, 16:01:38
        
        Bit late mate (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Oct 31, 17:06:11
        
        Well I sincerely hope you are on the mend (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Oct 31, 17:22:19
        
        Thanks I am 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Oct 31, 17:28:03
        
        That's nice (General Chat) - Bertie Russell, Oct 31, 16:13:45
        
        You out of prison again? (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Oct 31, 16:20:06
      - Should have taken away their bus passes (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 31, 10:52:18
        
        Then shot them in the face (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Oct 31, 12:43:06
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 31, 13:27:06
        
        I'm loving this from you.💚💛 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Oct 31, 13:14:08
    - Yes, it was tongue in cheek on my part. (n/m) (General Chat) - NxNW, Oct 31, 09:46:29
      - I know 😏 (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Oct 31, 10:33:58
apple and blueberry porridge pot no added sugar 85% less plastic, allergy update. lemsip. (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 29, 07:42:32
- saucepan and spurtle (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 29, 11:42:22
- Phil Totheline (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Oct 29, 09:05:58
- You’re not supposed to eat the plastic you fucking idiot (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 08:48:15
- ^ had his oats early (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Oct 29, 08:21:10
- You do realise there’s little nutritional value in those (General Chat) - Cellophane Flowers, Oct 29, 08:18:36
  - absolutely but tbf (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 29, 08:22:57
- 8€ airport bocadillo con queso that’s ripped the roof off my mouth (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Oct 29, 08:12:02
  - Thinly veiled I’m on holiday in Spain and the airport prices are cheaper than Heathrow (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Oct 29, 09:25:09
- I make my morning porridge in a rice cooker (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Oct 29, 07:51:10
  - That’s no way to treat the staff (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Oct 29, 09:18:04
  - Rice cooker?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 08:19:56
    - It’s called a sauce pan (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 29, 08:33:14
      - You have to watch a saucepan pal. Get with the times (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Oct 29, 08:49:07
        
        You only need two cooking appliances. Deep fat fryer and a BBQ. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 09:17:04
        
        An occasional glance will suffice (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 29, 08:57:05
        
        are you really gonna tragically die hellbent in perpetuity on ricecooker hill usac style? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 29, 09:02:36
        
        Haha (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 29, 09:21:08
        
        No you don’t, you just have to get the heat right (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 08:53:47
  - 20 minutes?! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 29, 08:13:44
    - You utter tart (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 08:49:04
    - that's the thing about porridge though (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 29, 08:19:02
  - This is the way. (n/m) (General Chat) - trafford_canary, Oct 29, 08:06:31
  - intrigued, i shall have to do an investigate re the auld rice cooker porridge wizzardry (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 29, 07:57:48
    - This is the one I've got (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Oct 29, 08:07:25
      - thanks kj muchos appreciados (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 29, 08:13:52
        
        You need 3:1 liquid:oats ratio (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 29, 08:53:07
        
        Hmmm my rice cooker formula is (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Oct 29, 10:05:14
I'm disgusted with you lot... (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 27, 01:44:10
- Unless you're observing multiple universes (NCFC) - norwaay, Oct 27, 11:45:20
  - Oh... (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 27, 12:07:35
    - Big fish? (NCFC) - norwaay, Oct 27, 12:14:02
      - You... (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 27, 12:18:13
        
        You (NCFC) - norwaay, Oct 27, 12:27:17
- You saying we should have kept Wagner? (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Oct 27, 07:26:49
  - Haterz hatez being wrong... (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 27, 08:24:40
    - Haha don’t actually back up your argument then (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Oct 27, 08:48:20
      - Fuck I'm good.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 27, 09:40:48
        
        🤏 (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Oct 27, 10:30:06
        
        It’s ok, I understand that you are shitposter who doesn’t want to be taken seriously (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Oct 27, 10:07:15
        
        Fuck I'm good.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 27, 10:13:08
        
        🤏 (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Oct 27, 10:30:30
        
        This... (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 27, 12:05:02
        
        🤏 (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Oct 27, 13:20:04
        
        ... (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Oct 27, 12:40:47
    - You joining XXL at Luton? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Oct 27, 08:43:22
      - Do they have a buffet? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 27, 09:41:30
        
        They did before XXL joined (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Oct 27, 11:02:31
        
        He fucking sunk the last one in Hong Kong... (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 27, 12:10:53
      - Hatters gonna hat (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Oct 27, 09:11:24
EFL prioritises authentic football experience over VAR (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 21, 07:36:35
- VAR in the final. Imagine a decision taking 10 minutes and nobody can agree (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Oct 21, 13:47:56
- Seems a bit of a dick (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 21, 08:17:27
  - Seems a great guy (Other Football) - Old Git, Oct 21, 13:39:37
    - No he realises it’s not worth the money in the champ (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 21, 14:08:44
  - who cares about the stakes? (Other Football) - Charles21, Oct 21, 10:04:15
    - Count Von Count? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Breadstick, Oct 21, 13:13:57
    - Well we have VAR for the playoff final (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 21, 10:11:26
      - So what you're saying is that you're still a bit of a Liverpool fan. (Other Football) - Adster, Oct 21, 11:06:46
        
        They’re obviously not less important to Norwich fans (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 21, 11:18:29
        
        They can’t be because we haven’t bothered to win any of them (n/m) (Other Football) - Adster, Oct 21, 11:44:00
        
        I blame Liverpool (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 21, 11:48:10
        
        Who knows where we’d be without the European ban (n/m) (Other Football) - Adster, Oct 21, 12:42:16
      - Is VAR the problem or the offside and handball laws themselves? (n/m) (Other Football) - KevinBond, Oct 21, 10:49:07
        
        The handball laws implemented here are now brilliant (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 21, 10:57:56
        
        The "phase of play" gaining an advantage from being off one pass before is bullshit yep (n/m) (Other Football) - JD3, Oct 21, 11:27:21
        
        Worst law in football (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 21, 11:35:03
        
        Not sure where you draw the line though (Other Football) - jamesward, Oct 21, 12:08:42
        
        Keep it as it is (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 21, 12:15:33
        
        1995 law rewording (Other Football) - KevinBond, Oct 21, 12:05:07
        
        Well the phases bollocks allows them to gain an advantage (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 21, 12:17:19
Strong Darwin Award entry (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 14, 13:55:03
- YOLO Grandad, OLLI (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 14, 20:32:39
- There's a documentary on Netflix about this phenomenon (General Chat) - norwaay, Oct 14, 15:41:44
  - this lad from southampton did a documentary about it... (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 16:20:30
    - no (General Chat) - jamesward, Oct 14, 21:09:01
    - FUCK. ME. DEAD. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 14, 18:26:12
      - At a freak off (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Oct 14, 18:44:46
        
        With a thousand bottles of baby oil (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 14, 18:53:11
        
        Jumbo leaving Garry's room with an IV drip (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Oct 14, 19:06:26
    - FFS, my stomach has just involuntarily turned upside down (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 14, 18:18:37
    - It's incredible how they do this shit (General Chat) - norwaay, Oct 14, 17:53:41
      - before i posted it i did a staff check on wiki just to see if he was still alive (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 18:32:32
  - Increasing the risk of an-already dangerous activity (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Oct 14, 16:10:11
- Crater creator (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Oct 14, 14:53:07
- what did he die of? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 14:48:26
  - Food poisoning from dodgy paella (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Oct 14, 21:06:24
  - Rapid unscheduled deceleration. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Oct 14, 16:29:26
  - Gravity (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 14, 15:01:08
  - Insta-impact (n/m) (General Chat) - Jester, Oct 14, 14:55:26
- Create content, well he did that (n/m) (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Oct 14, 14:28:29
- Honestly social media is turning people into lunatics. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Oct 14, 14:18:47
- I read that (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 14, 13:55:58
Has anyone else had the feeling of still loving family but not liking them at times? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 13, 10:51:32
- I couldn’t stand his warbling voice (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Oct 13, 15:28:08
  - wut? (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Oct 13, 18:10:38
    - Roger Chapman (General Chat) - greybeard, Oct 13, 19:05:47
- Yeah and most of the world too i’m guessing (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Oct 13, 11:59:47
- Yup. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Oct 13, 11:22:31
- Didn't realise you knew my kids (n/m) (General Chat) - NxNW, Oct 13, 10:53:39
- I would imagine all of us mate (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Oct 13, 10:53:31
  - I’m telling your brother! (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Oct 13, 10:54:21
    - Wish you'd tell mine, he's a lawyer and fucking prick (and I don't often swear). (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 13, 11:20:09
Pair of wallies live in the storm... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Oct 10, 00:50:31
- Trio of twerps (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 10, 06:50:05
- According to BBC Weather app, my village in Yorkshire will get hurricane force winds today (General Chat) - NxNW, Oct 10, 06:27:40
  - Moaners. Speed of Light is 670 Million MPH and didn’t trouble Star Trek (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Oct 10, 09:19:49
  - Hoped to avoid the worst of the weather by holidaying in Italy.... (General Chat) - Saucerer, Oct 10, 08:47:50
  - Oh we’re at 15,652mph (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 10, 07:50:29
  - High today of 404 Deg in Nottingham, might need a hat and suncream! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 10, 07:27:27
  - Those are fast winds indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Oct 10, 07:10:38
- Been watching the coverage while working (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Oct 10, 03:42:49
Sadly I feel He’s got a driving ban and Norfolk Cafu will (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Oct 6, 12:46:56
- I think it’s between two former Canaries - Martin or O’Neil (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Oct 6, 12:50:24
  - Martin O’Neil was also a former canary twice (n/m) (NCFC) - footymadman, Oct 6, 20:30:56
  - Ten Hag in trouble if they lose today (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Oct 6, 14:08:16
  - I rate o Neill quite highly (NCFC) - paulg, Oct 6, 13:15:40
    - Keith O'Neil once had an argument with me after I accidentally stood on his foot... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 6, 14:26:47
    - Blimey GON is an absolute fraud (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 6, 13:23:40
      - Never forgave him for his sending off that was the catalyst for our relegation (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Oct 6, 17:29:20
      - Both lasted longer than Sue Gray, anyway 😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Oct 6, 13:31:41
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 6, 13:34:26
        
        🤣🤣🤣.......👀 (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 6, 13:33:56
In which minute did you realise Long was on the pitch? (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 5, 19:31:15
- TBF it was in his new contract he must play 45 mins.... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 5, 21:01:59
- Must be nice, spending 90 minutes in a daze, mining for gold up your nose. (NCFC) - SenatusAcademicus, Oct 5, 20:06:20
  - Hope you're ok? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 5, 21:23:05
  - Some of us dont spend time making up ITK lies...... (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 5, 21:01:13
  - A bit nought to Hitler pal. Migraine? (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Oct 5, 20:47:58
  - 🤡 🤡 🧌 🧌 cunt (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Oct 5, 20:46:55
    - You tried and failed, but at least you tried. (n/m) (NCFC) - SenatusAcademicus, Oct 5, 21:48:17
    - 😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Oct 5, 20:48:20
- He done ok (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Oct 5, 20:04:53
- Half time when he was warming up on the pitch (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 5, 20:01:30
  - Wasn't looking (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 5, 21:22:15
- Before the game warming up (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Oct 5, 19:52:36
- When it was announced (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Oct 5, 19:50:47
  - Didn't hear (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 5, 21:22:46
- Before the restart (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 5, 19:38:30
- 46 (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Oct 5, 19:32:05
Have you noticed how Fisher wears his socks low and has those panty pad shin pads (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Oct 5, 19:13:48
- Minnow in stature (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 5, 19:30:41
- Ooooooh Bodyform! Bodyform for yoooooouuuu! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Oct 5, 19:28:08
- Doyle has a massive arse (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Oct 5, 19:18:15
Anyone fancy lending me £6k please (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 4, 10:57:42
- To spend it all on a Lavish Life competition? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Oct 4, 12:12:50
- Gambling, Coke and Hookers? (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 4, 11:49:50
- No, if I did have £6k it would go straight to Jumbo1’s latest van-based project (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Oct 4, 11:15:17
  - 👍 (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 4, 11:23:48
    - Very crowded market Jumbers, I prefer your pizza van plan (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 12:46:54
    - Haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Oct 4, 11:45:30
- You could get a really good coffee machine for that kind of money (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Oct 4, 11:05:49
  - Just enjoying my 11:00 Nespresso, a Stockholm Lungo (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Oct 4, 11:09:46
    - We’ve now got Miele Milk Perfection machines in Chambers (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 11:19:43
      - Banned in Milan. It killed a Priest. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 4, 11:27:47
        
        Or London Baristas ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Oct 4, 12:35:46
      - Can you arrange a wrathwroth tour please (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 4, 11:24:44
        
        As if we’d let the riffraff in! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 4, 12:47:23
- Ok (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Oct 4, 11:00:25
- Interest rate? And what collateral? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bertie Russell, Oct 4, 10:59:09
  - I'm no financial guru but ... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 4, 11:05:46
Aggro at the King’s Lynn Worksop game (Other Football) - jamesward, Sep 28, 20:37:55
- dickheads (n/m) (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 28, 20:48:38
  - Had trials there when I was young. Is bonkers isn't it. It's just local footy. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 28, 20:51:02
    - I hate it when shit like that filters to community level (n/m) (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 28, 20:54:59
      - I dunno. I played for Costessey and had parents telling me to 'gew back to pooooland'.... (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 28, 21:00:44
        
        I’ve seen the family photos in the corridor (upstairs I think) at the sports hall place (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 28, 22:06:11
        
        They were probably saying Poringland (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 28, 21:43:49
Just back from the match, went with APB, thanks for driving. (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 28, 18:56:43
- me too just back (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 28, 20:09:30
- Atrocious Parking Blunders (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 28, 20:05:09
  - Actually Parked Brilliantly (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 28, 21:22:55
    - Allowed Place for Bus (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Sep 28, 22:19:51
    - 😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 28, 21:44:12
    - Isnt everywhere on a road where there isnt already a bustop therefore a potential bustop? (n/m) (NCFC) - NxNW, Sep 28, 21:31:22
      - Well yes I guess so. It’s just that there were no road markings but a bus shelter (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 28, 22:13:38
- Attractive Passenger Bravery (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 28, 19:44:49
  - Agreed, Proper Beauty (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 28, 21:28:36
    - Away Posse Bumming (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 28, 22:17:08
      - Always Possible Buggery (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Sep 28, 22:20:47
- 👍💚💛 (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 28, 19:38:56
- I'm just back too. Very enjoyable day! (NCFC) - Azteca, Sep 28, 19:05:55
- 👍 (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 28, 19:00:36
In other football news (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 28, 18:08:25
- For some bizarre reaso, I read that as beating Alabama!!!??? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Sep 28, 20:18:26
  - This website is a nightmare without reading glasses on (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 28, 21:45:22
- Worthing in the draw (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 18:59:22
  - too 👊 (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 18:59:44
Doesnt look like we will be collecting too many Abu Kamara add ons. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 28, 16:34:12
- They did let him on after going 3-1 up for 20mins (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 28, 17:13:34
- Not the greatest career move . (n/m) (NCFC) - MORDENCANARY, Sep 28, 17:01:30
Interesting game for us at the weekend (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 26, 19:00:22
- Game abandoned after 9 minutes due to tornado (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 26, 20:07:36
- We will shit them (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 26, 19:28:13
- Really hoping it comes together again and builds momentum … (NCFC) - loz, Sep 26, 19:04:59
  - Feels winnable…..but also feels like we could lose 3-0 (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 26, 19:07:08
    - High variance team.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 26, 21:35:24
    - Hoping Crnac comes to the party soon .., (NCFC) - loz, Sep 26, 19:17:51
Just ordered my M&S Christmas food (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 24, 19:36:36
- Thanks, just had look on app and we will do the same tomorrow (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 24, 22:54:03
- Chocolate log and festive sausage? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 24, 19:54:10
  - No sausage sadly (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Sep 24, 20:08:35
P Diddy won't be alive by the time he gets to court will he? (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 24, 15:44:58
- Mo money, mo problems (General Chat) - inutero, Sep 24, 17:45:33
  - Nope….the complete opposite an 18% increase in streams (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 24, 17:49:30
    - Not the same yellow streams as R Kelly (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 24, 19:35:45
- Prob not (n/m) (General Chat) - seminated_woolly, Sep 24, 17:40:02
Wrath of the wordle 3 (General Chat) - revsimon, Sep 24, 00:07:47
- 4 (General Chat) - Kev, Sep 24, 12:46:01
- The Eagle has landed (General Chat) - Fenwood Lad, Sep 24, 09:34:35
- Flipping five (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 24, 09:28:57
- Phew! (General Chat) - Dog, Sep 24, 08:17:07
- 🐦 (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Sep 24, 08:01:51
- Four....but look at the pattern. Just look at it! - Grr! (General Chat) - Saucerer, Sep 24, 07:52:06
  - So close (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 24, 17:58:05
- FFS ! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 24, 07:51:25
  - LOL ROFL ROLF LOLF (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 24, 17:57:16
- 2! (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 24, 07:32:13
- Four (General Chat) - CityJack, Sep 24, 07:08:38
- 5 (General Chat) - Surrey Yella, Sep 24, 06:28:52
- 4 (General Chat) - NxNW, Sep 24, 06:20:41
- Bogey (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Sep 24, 06:19:58
- 3 (General Chat) - Old Man, Sep 24, 02:05:39
What a curious incident.... (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 23, 09:32:12
- Not sure who Mr. Bighty is (Other Football) - seminated_woolly, Sep 23, 10:06:48
- I notice the whole thing was about trying to wind TC up (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 23, 09:58:46
- Definitely looked like he had a nibble on his neck (Other Football) - jamesward, Sep 23, 09:46:22
  - Surely a retrospective ban incoming for him. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 23, 09:50:08
    - Depends if the video evidence is conclusive enough (Other Football) - jamesward, Sep 23, 09:52:31
      - Doesn't the hideous of him getting booked stop any further action? (n/m) (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 23, 09:57:17
        
        I think if the ref's report says he didn't see a bite (Other Football) - jamesward, Sep 23, 10:01:39
        
        This pic looks fairly conclusive haha (Other Football) - jamesward, Sep 23, 10:08:12
        
        Nowhere near his neck (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 23, 10:21:27
        
        This one shows him biting him (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Sep 23, 10:55:41
        
        Much better (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 23, 11:04:02
        
        Which I’ve seen they have (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 23, 11:06:01
        
        Where have you seen the evidence? (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Sep 23, 11:18:09
        
        I mean a bite mark was shown (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 23, 11:22:07
        
        "no one likes to be bitten" (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 23, 11:41:15
        
        Come round (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Sep 23, 12:34:16
        
        100% he's getting a big ban then (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Sep 23, 11:25:33
        
        Yep - got to be 10 games (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Sep 23, 11:16:19
        
        Don't be a dick (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Sep 23, 10:46:34
        
        Definitely not his dick (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 23, 13:29:46
        
        Didn’t think I was! (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 23, 11:04:44
        
        Wasn’t suggesting he wasn’t bitten (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 23, 11:07:22
        
        dick (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 23, 11:17:06
        
        ^bully (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Sep 23, 12:39:17
        
        pile on (Other Football) - jamesward, Sep 23, 12:41:25
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 23, 13:56:05
PeLOLch (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Sep 20, 21:37:58
- Kamara had another cracking performance (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 20, 22:04:36
- Sacked in the morning.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 20, 21:39:22
  - Tough task for him (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 20, 21:46:47
Anyone ever noticed quite often a rubber band lands on the desk, and looks like (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 20, 09:41:17
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 20, 15:11:39
- Like this? (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 20, 13:31:41
- Please don't use the word Thingy....... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 20, 13:28:28
  - 😁 (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 20, 15:25:55
- good (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 20, 12:45:03
- lolf! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 20, 11:49:52
- Perfect topic for the Loose Men programme (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 20, 11:40:58
- To be of comparable size, it would’ve had to have been a band off a threshing machine (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Sep 20, 11:05:30
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 20, 12:44:06
- That's bizarre (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Sep 20, 10:37:08
  - It's good when they land and the phallus is wider but shorter (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 20, 12:51:46
    - Fuck. You are my missus. (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Sep 20, 12:59:31
  - Are you married to Lentil Weaver? (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, Sep 20, 11:42:38
    - I hadn't considered that possibility. I shall have to lay some traps.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Sep 20, 12:03:14
How do people feel about Pelach, Clemente and Glew leaving? (NCFC) - wobbly, Sep 17, 17:37:13
- I’m dancing around like the ladies on the Bodyform advert (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 17, 23:17:57
- Nonplussed (NCFC) - NxNW, Sep 17, 19:10:28
- Pelach Passed, Clements Cleared Orf, Glew Gorn (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 17, 18:31:40
- Interest, Joy, Surprise, Sadness, Anger, Disgust, Contempt, Self-Hostility, Fear, Shame, (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 17, 18:10:24
  - Love Trumpton (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 18:21:00
    - Love truncheon (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Sep 17, 19:19:28
      - Anal Phallic Battering (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 19:23:22
        
        Don’t come round (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Sep 17, 20:53:09
      - A Permanent Boner. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 17, 19:21:44
        
        Absolutely Priapic Bugger (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Sep 17, 20:59:48
- Who?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 18:02:06
  - not sure that the timing is ideal - clearly not what anyone anticipated (NCFC) - paulg, Sep 17, 18:08:25
    - ^Fits here or above TBF (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 18:16:09
- The only mild concern relates to the Spanish speaking players specifically (NCFC) - Wilko, Sep 17, 17:51:12
  - Sainz ffs!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Wilko, Sep 17, 17:51:42
- Ignorant (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 17, 17:49:26
- sounds like a law firm (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 17, 17:42:02
- Relaxed (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 17, 17:39:43
I always knew Puff Daddy was a wrong un (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 17, 16:13:42
- Snoop Dogg is far more ratlike tbf (General Chat) - jamesward, Sep 17, 16:33:05
  - No, the D O Double G is NOT rodent like!! (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 17, 16:43:20
    - Snoop looks like the cartoon rat fro ratatouille (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 18:04:40
  - Exactly (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Sep 17, 16:35:11
- You mean if it wasn’t for music, he’d be in jail? (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Sep 17, 16:25:21
  - Stuart Webber saved him (n/m) (General Chat) - footymadman, Sep 17, 23:01:19
  - He should be in Jail for his music alone... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 17, 16:29:56
    - That’s true (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Sep 17, 16:34:27
  - He may well be soon, music or no music (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Sep 17, 16:29:10
  - Does he do music? I thought he was a fashionista (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 17, 16:28:25
    - What industry was your dad in? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 17, 16:43:31
      - Crystal meth (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 17, 16:43:48
        
        Lolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 17, 19:24:46
        
        Walter White would differ (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 17, 17:47:41
        
        So would Oxymonster (General Chat) - Adster, Sep 17, 17:52:16
- Without my glasses on I read that as Paddy Davitt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 17, 16:17:29
Loose Men - Presenter (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 12, 08:10:36
- Gerry Harrison (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 12, 13:36:18
- Panel of the wrath... jim mikey james norway all wet wipes (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Sep 12, 11:37:36
- Alan Partridge and the geordie Michael (n/m) (General Chat) - footymadman, Sep 12, 11:34:19
- Tim Lovejoy (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Sep 12, 11:02:34
- Danny Dyer and Matt LeTissier (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 12, 11:02:21
  - Perfect!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 12, 13:19:32
- Peter Stilton (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, Sep 12, 10:50:48
- Loose Meeses, presenter: me (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Sep 12, 10:46:07
- Jim Davidson (n/m) (General Chat) - TheGrump, Sep 12, 10:44:51
- Ricky Gervais (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 10:41:17
- Keith Richards (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 10:40:40
- Russell Brand (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 10:39:51
- Richard Branson (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 10:39:05
- Tony Blair (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 10:37:37
- Timmy Mallett (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 10:37:13
- Idris Elba (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 10:36:43
- Vinnie Jones (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Sep 12, 10:35:39
- Jermaine Jenass (n/m) (General Chat) - footymadman, Sep 12, 08:54:10
- Good shouts. Jeremy Clarkson? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 12, 08:28:45
MRS BROWN!! FFS, worst show ever (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 11, 21:41:42
- I much prefer Loose Women (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 11, 22:09:25
  - You should try Loose Men (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 11, 22:11:53
    - Who would present Loose Men? (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 11, 23:05:50
      - I could probably fit it in. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 11, 23:16:24
    - I would like to see a Loose Men TV show. 5 Victor Meldrew’s in full complaining mode (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 11, 22:37:09
- NTAs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 11, 21:49:08
  - Non Talented Actor (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 11, 21:49:59
    - You shlubz deserve the comedy you vote for (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 11, 22:00:34
Apologies if WW2 but RIP Sérgio Mendes (General Chat) - The Gaffer, Sep 9, 10:43:41
- The New Brazil 77 album I spin a lot (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 9, 16:28:38
After reading the Jenas messages, can all you men answer me this honestly (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 7, 13:38:52
- yeh boi (General Chat) - Real Man, Sep 7, 15:34:23
  - Real Manz humps the Minge like a trooper. (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 7, 17:02:02
- What is your phone number? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 7, 15:26:09
- My arms aren't long enough to take the photo (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 7, 15:00:26
- Just read about it. It wouldn't faze me if he was single and these are numbers he got (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 7, 14:58:49
  - He keeps stating the consenting adults line, yet they didnt ask for pics (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 7, 15:12:30
- Not unless there's money involved. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 7, 14:53:37
  - How much? (General Chat) - APB, Sep 7, 15:02:32
    - *cough* (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 7, 19:04:17
    - Some sort of specialist Wrath Cock Calender? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 7, 15:26:15
      - Very specialist (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 7, 16:53:11
- women have sent me photos but I wouldn't do that (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 7, 14:27:15
- Only on request (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Sep 7, 14:00:55
- I think it might have been Kathryn Ryan joking about it on a chat show about fanmail (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Sep 7, 13:53:28
  - Interesting, agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 8, 08:55:15
- I’ve added mine to my email signature (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Sep 7, 13:48:56
  - That's very cool.😎 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 7, 14:43:24
  - A bit specifying your pronouns (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Sep 7, 14:01:28
Just received a package through the post from NCFC... (NCFC) - Wilts, Sep 5, 12:06:58
- I got a cake from Delia.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 5, 15:19:02
- Utter tat, the badge looks like a fake from eBay, agree an opt out button would be good (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Sep 5, 14:44:35
- I got a yellow box? (NCFC) - JimmyHoldem, Sep 5, 14:02:57
  - Green for me... away member, I guess. (n/m) (NCFC) - Wilts, Sep 5, 14:29:10
- I got a notepad and a pin badge (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 5, 13:51:40
  - me too (NCFC) - dr fanta, Sep 5, 13:53:57
    - I go to a lot of trade events, so get this stuff all the time (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 5, 14:02:17
- It's your Membership Pack. Does it make you feel valued? (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Sep 5, 13:23:56
  - I can use the note pad to record all the youth players we let go of (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 5, 13:52:13
    - You're gonna need a bigger pad (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Sep 5, 14:36:49
- Let Troy be a warning to you (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Sep 5, 12:22:57
when i look back upon my life (General Chat) - earthleakage, Sep 4, 05:03:42
- It’s a bin! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 4, 07:03:08
  - ask Ian Crook (n/m) (General Chat) - earthleakage, Sep 4, 07:16:02
- That's a shame (n/m) (General Chat) - MORDENCANARY, Sep 4, 05:08:56
  - It's a sin.... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Sep 4, 05:32:12
Renecke has signed for Copenhagen (NCFC) - jamesward, Sep 2, 15:24:34
- I preferred his Outlaw phase (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 2, 15:51:12
- Definite mixed messaging (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Sep 2, 15:37:43
  - It's a pathway, not a travelator (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Sep 2, 16:13:52
  - We do seem to be stockpiling CBs like we stockpile goalkeepers (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Sep 2, 15:40:44
    - In one of those interviews that was part BS, part Brent-speak (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Sep 2, 15:45:08
- wonderful, wonderful (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 2, 15:33:22
  - Going to a tribunal for fee (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Sep 2, 15:34:46
    - 50p and a packet of Spangles (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Sep 2, 15:35:09
      - And 4 Oasis tickets. (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Sep 2, 17:34:18
i felt a tad sorry for all the man utd fans when salah fired in liverpool's third (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 2, 13:59:44
- 🤣🤣🤣 (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Sep 2, 18:28:34
- Gloomy trip across the Irish Sea for their fans (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 2, 14:33:44
Robins not happy with Doyle’s tackle on sakamoto (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 1, 09:14:09
- Perfect tackle and he bounced back up straight away (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Sep 1, 14:24:22
- More like Mark Bobbins. The tackle was good! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Sep 1, 13:10:54
- The tackle was as clean as a whistle. Hard but no foul. (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Sep 1, 10:12:45
- Was it given as a foul? X (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 1, 10:02:03
  - No (n/m) (NCFC) - jAC, Sep 1, 10:34:32
- Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence...it was ok (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Sep 1, 09:49:28
- Nothing wrong with it at all. A 50/50, where Doyle put the ball and man in the stands. (n/m) (NCFC) - DH Yellow, Sep 1, 09:37:46
- It was a great tackle (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Sep 1, 09:30:52
- It looks perfectly timed to me. So impressive! (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Sep 1, 09:29:10
  - Got the ball ref! (n/m) (NCFC) - footymadman, Sep 1, 11:38:36
  - Absolute perfection 👌🏼 (NCFC) - JD3, Sep 1, 10:43:14
  - Proper look of the 70s (NCFC) - paulg, Sep 1, 09:56:17
  - Great tackle; Robins whinged last season too (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Sep 1, 09:49:10
  - Yep,perfectly timed,nothing more to say. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Sep 1, 09:44:25
  - ❤️❤️❤️ (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Sep 1, 09:35:41
Toddy’s done an insta farewell to the Gers fans! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 20:47:41
- Did he call them “weapons” again? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 31, 20:52:52
  - Him and his family are forever Rangers! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 20:55:36
    - Brings a tear to my eye (Other Football) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 31, 21:02:49
RIP Fatman Scoop, far too young x (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 18:01:02
- Scatman John isn’t with us anymore either (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 31, 20:17:44
  - Sca da ba di da do di (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 20:54:53
- ???? (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 31, 19:24:26
  - Fatman Scoop (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 19:57:08
- If he’d been Thinman Scoop he might have lasted a bit longer (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 31, 18:16:23
  - Vimto (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 18:21:29
    - Next Quiz I Do a Defibrillator will be a prize for you.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Aug 31, 19:09:30
      - May as well just send me my winning prize now bruv (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 19:10:14
        
        OK will do (but you pay postage!).... hope all is good Jumbo (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Aug 31, 19:33:19
    - Smaller (General Chat) - Old Git, Aug 31, 18:22:05
      - Corset (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 31, 18:25:38
Forbes signs (NCFC) - Lager top, Aug 30, 17:36:49
- 6ft 2, eyes of blue, Brendan Forbes has gone past you! (n/m) (NCFC) - col canary, Aug 30, 19:33:11
- My Dundee Utd fan chum is NOT sad he’s left them (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, Aug 30, 19:31:46
- I remember Adrian Forbes driving a Vauxhall Astra (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 30, 19:00:31
  - Jumpers for goalposts, isn’t it (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 30, 19:34:46
Forson fine (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 13:31:49
- My Foreskin is super fine.... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 29, 22:04:48
- How much? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 29, 14:06:56
- Apparently he weeded the carrots in the Conley veg patch this morning. (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Aug 29, 13:43:58
- What did he get fined for? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 29, 13:35:51
  - Called SCC a cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 29, 13:44:23
    - ^^speaking for the majority (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 17:38:29
- What I'm hearing is, he faked it (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 29, 13:34:16
  - He actually dislocated the rest of his body. The shoulder was fine (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 17:38:56
Just got beat 4-0 yet I enjoyed every minute of us on the ball. Am I mad? (NCFC) - jAC, Aug 27, 21:59:17
- Yes I will never understand the I don’t care if we lose as long as we play well bollocks (NCFC) - Mickdundee, Aug 27, 22:11:57
  - That’s the spirit! Bring back Wagner! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 27, 22:15:03
    - WEMBERLEE! (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Aug 27, 22:22:37
- Fisher looks good going forward (n/m) (NCFC) - footymadman, Aug 27, 22:05:35
Whatshisface on the bench tonight. (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDale, Aug 25, 18:57:19
- He's on (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 25, 21:16:08
  - Nearly scored. Hit the post (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 25, 21:18:25
- He will have to make himself comfortable and get used to sitting there all season (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 25, 19:08:14
  - And has to.. (NCFC) - Molmans Custard, Aug 25, 19:56:48
  - Who are you two talking about? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bertie Russell, Aug 25, 19:32:14
    - Rowe I’m guessing ? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 25, 19:55:32
      - Ah. Thanks loz (n/m) (NCFC) - Bertie Russell, Aug 25, 19:56:32
Everyone else by surname, but he gets called Trent! (Other Football) - um_gah, Aug 25, 17:16:24
- Used Lewis-Potter in same game (n/m) (Other Football) - um_gah, Aug 25, 18:38:32
- Annoys me too, not just Carragger but Shearer, Lineker and co (n/m) (Other Football) - Azteca, Aug 25, 18:08:33
- Don’t see the problem. He has a six syllable surname. (n/m) (Other Football) - Legacy Fan, Aug 25, 17:54:47
  - Dont recall them referring to Oxlaide-Chamberlain just as 'Alex' (n/m) (Other Football) - Azteca, Aug 25, 18:07:26
    - No. They call him Ox (n/m) (Other Football) - Legacy Fan, Aug 25, 19:25:52
    - If anything they'd throw the Alex in AS WELL AS surname! (n/m) (Other Football) - JD3, Aug 25, 18:36:08
      - That's true! (n/m) (Other Football) - Azteca, Aug 25, 19:51:00
    - Or Troy Archibald-Henville as Troy (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 25, 18:35:58
      - Edson Arantes do Nascimento (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 25, 20:58:48
      - trent is a pretty unusual first name among top footballers no? (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 25, 19:38:19
- One day he'll get his big money move to Real and sit on the bench (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 25, 17:20:20
  - Yeah, he’s a good long passer but pretty average at everything else (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 25, 19:01:58
Oasis reuniting? 👀👀👀 (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 24, 22:17:22
- Definitely maybe (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Aug 24, 22:44:23
- If they do hopefully bonehead and guigsy are involved (n/m) (General Chat) - thirsty work, Aug 24, 22:42:06
  - Can see bonehead, as he plays with Liam live now (n/m) (General Chat) - seminated_woolly, Aug 24, 23:18:00
  - Doubt it. It will be the high flying birds plus Liam. (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Aug 24, 22:46:23
- Open pour be yourself once more (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 24, 22:37:53
- 30th anniversary? (General Chat) - 51eve, Aug 24, 22:26:52
  - Yes looks like it (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 24, 22:28:20
- Divorce isn't cheap (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Aug 24, 22:19:14
Would you accept Todd back into the fold? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 24, 19:27:45
- He spent most of the summer calling his own fans “weapons” (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 24, 22:37:34
- Hell no (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 24, 22:16:53
- No way (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 24, 21:38:39
- Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Aug 24, 21:13:52
- Ability wise yes, attitude no (n/m) (NCFC) - Hit Squadie, Aug 24, 20:21:05
- We don’t need a whiny little cunt disrupting the squad (NCFC) - Ben, Aug 24, 19:53:18
  - Concise. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 24, 20:37:37
- Not having twitter I suppose I would even though I know he's (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 24, 19:45:07
  - He’s 26 now. Unlikely. (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 24, 20:08:36
- Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Mickdundee, Aug 24, 19:43:04
- That’s like going back to your ex gf because you remember a few filthy nights (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 24, 19:42:51
  - LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 24, 21:12:57
  - Made me lol (n/m) (NCFC) - CauldRon, Aug 24, 20:04:37
- In terms of his ability yes (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 24, 19:37:18
- I did read somewhere that the undisclosed fee we sold him for... (NCFC) - Timmy_Goat, Aug 24, 19:34:56
- We don’t need league 1 players (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 24, 19:34:07
  - So when are we getting rid of them then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 24, 19:45:10
- Go on then (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 24, 19:33:43
- He actually could do well under Hoff (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 24, 19:32:00
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 24, 19:31:00
- Absolutely not (n/m) (NCFC) - BarclayBazzin, Aug 24, 19:30:38
- Is it suggested we might try to do so? (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Aug 24, 19:28:48
  - I just can’t see anyone coming in for him but think he may have something to offer (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 24, 19:35:04