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scum to get some transfer kitty then... (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, May 4, 08:16:35
- I like this "Tottenham have made a habit of snapping up highly-rated young English talent" (Other Sports) - pants, May 4, 10:54:47
  - I hate Spurs and their fans, I also dislike Man Citeh. (Other Sports) - Al NCFC4life, May 4, 10:57:47
- Is he any good? Never heard of him (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, May 4, 10:34:10
  - yeah he's v good according to a friend who has a ST down there. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, May 4, 10:53:17
- I know a great keeper they might be interested in.... (Other Sports) - NorwichCasual, May 4, 08:54:41
- Keane Quoted in EDP this morning as having "money to throw at getting a goalscorer" (Other Sports) - megson, May 4, 08:52:32
  - You can ignore them now too if you like (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, May 4, 10:11:23
  - lets hope he throws it down the toilet like with his other signings! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, May 4, 09:20:06
"going up, up, up" the shittest Norwich chant ever?! (NCFC) - ingi, May 3, 19:53:29
- Why? Its fun, easy, loads of people join in and is celebrating promotion. (NCFC) - megson, May 3, 20:59:00
- EASY EASY EASY EASY (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, May 3, 20:47:19
- we shoot burgulars and the anti scum songs are the best (n/m) (NCFC) - NorwichCasual, May 3, 20:46:59
- i can think of a few worse..... (NCFC) - andross, May 3, 20:30:59
  - We shoot burglars? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 3, 20:32:33
    - was thinking of that as well (NCFC) - andross, May 3, 20:45:14
      - Don't see the point of the "We're the Snakepit/Barclay over here" one myself (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, May 3, 21:18:51
      - Me Neither, or die die scumer etc. Totally OTT. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 3, 21:04:27
        
        What about the "kicked his fucking head in" one (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 3, 21:38:32
        
        that's the grenade one (n/m) (NCFC) - andross, May 3, 22:19:08
        
        that's awesome and traditional (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 3, 22:06:00
- Not a 'Norwich' chant. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 3, 19:55:14
  - Nice song very family friendly for the family club... no foul language (n/m) (NCFC) - NorwichCasual, May 3, 20:24:28
    - "My Old man said be a West Ham fan I said............ (NCFC) - usacanary, May 3, 20:34:44
      - my old man said be an ipswich fan..... (NCFC) - NorwichCasual, May 3, 20:48:55
Special request to Bedfordshire Police (Other Football) - The Trumpington Riot, May 3, 17:15:17
- We are Invincible (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 3, 17:22:58
  - Ha ha, I remember that now! Tossers. That was a very enjoyable day! (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, May 3, 17:30:41
How difficult is league 1? (NCFC) - blueandwhitewizards, May 3, 14:43:34
- Sign this guy, he was key for us. (NCFC) - bird table, May 3, 17:40:20
  - Thanks for the replies (NCFC) - blueandwhitewizards, May 3, 18:19:08
    - Crowds (NCFC) - The Trumpington Riot, May 3, 19:56:13
      - Woodwork fans (NCFC) - blueandwhitewizards, May 3, 21:23:20
- Teams Will Get In Your Faces (NCFC) - Martin Peters, May 3, 15:47:27
- Prepare to see a massive drop in standard (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 3, 15:34:17
- What is your aim next season? (NCFC) - The Trumpington Riot, May 3, 15:20:12
- Mixed at best. Saints, provided they keep the squad together, (NCFC) - megson, May 3, 14:49:45
- Piece of piss. Well, you lose the firt game 7-1 but then it's easy (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 3, 14:44:26
  - ^^^^^^^ what I said in a lot less words. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 3, 14:50:07
that's a goal in all 23 away league games then (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 1, 15:47:33
- When was the last time we did that? Not a retorical question, i expect you (NCFC) - megson, May 1, 15:49:45
  - would be amazed if we'd ever done it tbh (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 1, 15:51:55
- amazing feat. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 1, 15:48:10
No feeds anywhere I'm guessing? No one showing the champions? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 1, 14:57:51
On Politics. John Smith. I do sometimes wonder what might have been. (General Chat) - megson, Apr 30, 14:54:15
- agreed......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 15:50:10
In Russell Howard's defence (General Chat) - The Judge, Apr 30, 13:58:22
- WAHEY! HERE HE IS! MR FUCKING PREMIER LEAGUE! (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 30, 14:24:32
  - Indeed (General Chat) - The Judge, Apr 30, 14:50:40
    - You do know that Athletico have only won 2 away games all season (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 15:12:29
      - They lost last night too. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Apr 30, 16:47:44
      - The argument has been had (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 30, 15:21:32
        
        What a pompous ass you are (General Chat) - The Judge, Apr 30, 16:42:37
        
        Agree with all that (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 15:26:02
        
        A couple of points (General Chat) - The Judge, Apr 30, 16:47:13
        
        you said you thought fulham would go out (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 30, 15:30:26
        
        No where did I say put money on Fulham. I said I had a hunch. I hope that's enough for you (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 15:32:28
        
        no need to blub about it (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 30, 15:33:45
        
        Could you stop making things up please (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 15:37:13
        
        you did declare your bets after the event tho (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 30, 15:39:34
        
        how did I get on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 30, 15:31:57
        
        i think you backed fulham (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 30, 15:32:49
    - ... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 30, 14:58:34
    - ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 30, 14:57:44
      - ... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 30, 14:58:44
- Nope, he's very very funny. Seriously, do some of you EVER laugh?? (General Chat) - megson, Apr 30, 14:18:43
- Apparently they're both really nice people (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 30, 14:00:31
  - wow. get over it (General Chat) - pants, Apr 30, 14:01:10
    - That was a proper comment (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 30, 14:05:38
OK, who is the most unpleasant poster on the wroth? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 30, 13:32:14
- usacanary (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 30, 14:00:18
  - Yet....... you keeping reading my posts. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 30, 20:02:22
- Me (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 30, 13:48:03
  - I think it must be me (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 30, 13:50:16
    - load of smug posters though (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 30, 13:56:58
      - it's just such a tough call (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 14:00:50
        
        See that made me chuckle. Which shows why I seem to find comedians funny that everyone els (General Chat) - megson, Apr 30, 14:29:28
        
        subtle, very subtle... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 14:54:59
        
        Savour it, a rarity for me! (and WOTB in general!) (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 30, 16:25:46
      - magpies are shit! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 30, 14:00:04
For the first time in a very long time I am unsure of who to vote for. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 30, 11:58:23
- I'm going to vote Lib Dem, for any number of reasons, but I went on the (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 12:01:03
  - I had Lib Dems first, greens second (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 30, 14:16:29
  - Fuckin' worz I'm a big greeny (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 30, 12:40:13
  - Hmmm. Green on That'un Tories second. (General Chat) - megson, Apr 30, 12:36:03
  - I went on that, says I should read the Daily Mail...FFS! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 30, 12:30:42
  - Still going to vote Labour, I think (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 30, 12:23:25
    - i'm guessing you've probably already read the Guardian's bit on the science vote? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 12:29:14
      - Only the Mad Monk one (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 30, 12:30:47
        
        Hmmm. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 30, 12:51:12
        
        which let's face it, isn't too dis-similar to the promises made to cut the budget deficit (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 12:56:54
  - I just done that: Green 41: Lib Dem 40 (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 30, 12:18:04
  - there's one for matching up what actually appears in the manifestoes too (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 12:14:01
    - thissun? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 30, 12:17:20
      - aye, that's the one (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 12:22:29
- What options do you have in Norwich? (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 30, 12:00:14
  - We're Norwich South, currently Lab held. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 30, 12:09:03
    - Well CC has a season ticket for Carrow Rd... what of the others? (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 30, 12:19:13
      - the lib dem one in mozzers carpark with nick clegg said he thought it was super (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 30, 12:54:38
      - John Cook, the Norwich North labour candidate is a City season ticket holder (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Apr 30, 12:54:26
        
        will he vote with whatever the party whip tell him to (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 12:58:46
    - Who came second last time round? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 30, 12:13:08
      - Except, as a possible 4 way marginal, splitting the anti tory vote 3 ways may let .... (General Chat) - woody, Apr 30, 12:20:04
      - i hate that line, Ed Balls was using it as justification for voting Labour last night on Q (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 12:20:04
        
        Seems we're never going to agree on this Ralf (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 30, 12:37:01
        
        ah but if they got back in Balls could one day be PM.... have we ever had a (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 30, 12:34:33
        
        ^^^^^^^^^^^ has just decided my Vote. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 30, 12:36:46
      - Lib Dems (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 30, 12:19:58
      - Sum's it up nicely (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 30, 12:18:03
    - I bet Gabriel Polley from the Workers Revolutionary Party is a roight bundle of japes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 12:11:49
    - Wow, didn't realise Nodge had a BNP'er trying to get in? (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 30, 12:10:58
      - They do - they're like you've stepped in them outside, and before you know it, you've wal (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 12:13:49
      - Used to be a safe Lab seat, majority well down at the last election. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 30, 12:12:59
      - THey do - they've like you've stepping in them outside, a (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 12:12:21
        
        OH HOLY FUCKING SHITTY HELL. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 30, 12:12:53
  - greens (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 30, 12:00:57
    - the fish restaurant? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 30, 12:04:41
    - Bannatynes is better. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 12:04:13
      - he's a cunt though (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 12:07:13
        
        Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 30, 12:08:50
Just voted forster for POTS. Tough call, in the end I've gone with the hope that (NCFC) - megson, Apr 30, 08:59:28
- how do you vote on it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 30, 09:33:53
  - ripped from Yellalee (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 30, 09:37:43
    - do you have to be a season ticket holder or can i do it s a super member? (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 30, 09:40:09
      - you can do it as a super-member and a normal member (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 09:43:52
        
        ha ha (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 30, 09:50:09
      - You don't have to be anything if you don't want to. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 30, 09:43:25
        
        I don't want to be a middle-aged frump (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 30, 09:53:53
        
        Sorry but the 21-y-o leggy blonde persona is taken. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 30, 09:59:12
        
        curses (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 30, 10:01:00
        
        brillo, I voted Holt (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 30, 09:51:56
- I am voting Holt as I would rather concentrate on actual Norwich players winning the (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 30, 09:22:01
  - I voted for Holty. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 30, 10:15:45
  - Can't disagree with any of that. Except I did really, as I didn't vote for him........ (NCFC) - megson, Apr 30, 10:09:14
  - and me (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 30, 10:03:35
  - yes ^^^ (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 30, 09:44:48
    - I did too (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 30, 09:51:39
  - Agreed, me too. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 30, 09:26:12
    - Agreed, me also (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 30, 09:35:59
I once did this bird right, she was going to be my 100th. (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 29, 16:23:35
- ... (General Chat) - Rigger_Tony, Apr 29, 16:35:40
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 29, 16:38:06
- ......... I don't get this ^^^^^^^^^^................... (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 29, 16:30:42
  - I have now read down the board. I understand. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 29, 16:31:53
Not happy with our club! ... (NCFC) - meeky, Apr 29, 09:17:33
- I can see their point and yours but will side in your favour... (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Apr 29, 10:07:44
  - Don't suppose you want three greenhouses? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 29, 10:11:26
    - Will take the glass if its 2 foot x 2 foot (n/m) (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Apr 29, 10:33:18
      - I've no idea (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 29, 10:39:30
        
        Have you tried your local..... (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Apr 29, 10:40:36
        
        Good idea (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 29, 10:44:02
  - Sorry no mate ... (NCFC) - meeky, Apr 29, 10:09:39
- was it your missus that phoned Canary Call? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 09:47:41
  - No it wasn't my missus as we couldn't listen to the game ... (NCFC) - meeky, Apr 29, 10:03:54
    - ah, well there was a call from a woman stuck in Gran Canaria that did manage to listen to (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 10:18:51
- The Football Club is moving in a very different direction these days, very (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 29, 09:34:16
- I'd drop them a line maybe, the problem is is that they can't 'cancel' your tickets. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 29, 09:26:20
- blub (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 29, 09:20:56
  - Yep. (n/m) (NCFC) - meeky, Apr 29, 09:24:14
a very good take on the bigotgate wankathon (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 08:31:35
- Just out of interest, what did she say to him? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 29, 08:49:54
  - Transcript here (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 09:30:27
    - Actually, they've tidied that up a bit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 09:44:48
      - On 5live last night (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 29, 09:55:28
        
        I genuinely don't think she's bigoted. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 10:25:36
        
        as I think you said yesterday (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 29, 10:29:58
        
        there were some gob-smacking interviews with other Rochdalers on newsnight yesterday (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 10:37:18
        
        Heard quite a few of them on five live drive. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 10:39:13
        
        I have to confess that I had to give up watching/listening (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 29, 10:41:39
        
        Luckily I worked late, so only had half an hour or so of drive before the sport came on at (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 10:43:49
        
        get a DAB for the car (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 10:45:47
        
        I normally like Drive - I'd pick it over Lamacq most nights I expect. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 11:14:21
        
        not for much longer though, presumably? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 29, 10:49:05
        
        And definitely not for much longer if Fat Dave gets in. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 29, 11:07:59
        
        indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 29, 11:38:24
So, does Lambert play the kids for the rest of the season ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 28, 11:03:05
- But give Tom a run out so he can get his medal. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Apr 28, 12:11:12
- yes (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 28, 11:34:46
- nah (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 11:32:19
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Apr 28, 11:22:24
- Yes (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 28, 11:19:23
- Well that's an interesting question. I can see the benefits of doing so yet at the same (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 28, 11:17:56
  - How long are you planning to keep this up for, Jaffers? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 11:21:30
    - Yeah he's gone all wared (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 28, 11:23:02
      - I'm slightly confused, I was merely stating that I could see the validity of each option (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 28, 11:31:39
        
        Come on mate, you know the wrath rules (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 11:35:03
        
        how long would we need to go before "Johnny ComeCardiff" ceased to be an insult? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 11:39:51
        
        I'm pleased a creation of mine has made it into Wrath lore. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 28, 12:16:53
        
        OK (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 11:32:21
- No, winning habit, end on a high. Maybe stick a couple in here and there, possibly off the (NCFC) - megson, Apr 28, 11:16:46
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 28, 11:10:08
- No (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 28, 11:04:54
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 11:03:32
well looking forward to barca inter (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 10:48:59
- Love it if Barcelona comeback, I appreciate Mourinho's tactical ability (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 11:39:41
  - It gives me the horn (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 28, 12:03:15
  - maybe you should move there then (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 11:40:41
    - OK funny you should say that (Other Football) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 11:47:29
      - yeah it is a great city (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 11:52:28
  - I'd be interested to hear Jafski's opinion on the matter. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 11:40:28
    - Well in that case, in my opinion, and I stress that this is only my opinion and that all (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 28, 11:46:13
      - I'm beginning to wonder if IED has been your alter-ego all along. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 11:52:13
      - What about on the issue of which Platform the train to Charlton leaves from? (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Apr 28, 11:49:17
        
        An interesting one. H Were one to board on platform 4 one would have to wait an additional (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 28, 11:58:37
        
        In your Opinion. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Apr 28, 12:03:06
        
        No-one's close enough to go and strangle Jafski until he agrees to stop this, I suppose? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 28, 12:01:01
- Me too - also up for another Mourinho masterclass... (Other Football) - Greeny, Apr 28, 11:14:53
- Talk of him going to Real Madrid in the papers today. (Other Football) - lurd, Apr 28, 10:57:23
  - i guess him knocking barca out tonight (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 10:59:27
Goal of the season (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 28, 07:33:05
- Oooh ohh, I've remembered one. Martins against Brentford. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 28, 11:25:07
- Simon Lappin's v Carlisle united May 8th (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 28, 10:36:37
- Rusty's on Saturday (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 28, 10:20:43
- Oli's second vs Sarfend. Great technique for the header and bonkers mental celebrations. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 28, 10:19:18
  - I thought Martin's against Leeds was better (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 10:26:23
    - Yes, it is all about opinions. I respect your opinion greatly even though it differs from (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 28, 10:50:37
    - that was all about the cross tbh (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 28, 10:50:09
      - great placement on the head and he really went for it... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 10:55:17
- It has to be Chris Martin's header v Leeds, pure elation. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 28, 09:41:38
- Tudor Jones against Sunderland wasn't bad (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 28, 09:36:14
  - Cody McDonald scored against Sunderland. (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 10:24:57
    - It was a tasty chip over Alnwick :) (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 28, 10:31:14
    - OTJ scored an own goal (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 28, 10:31:11
      - Oh and Wes scored our goal. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 28, 10:31:35
        
        ah really? (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 10:34:58
    - wasn't it 93? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 28, 10:25:54
      - probably. I just hope he never plays football for us again (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 28, 10:26:52
        
        well OTJ really has vanished (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 28, 10:39:04
        
        Nah he was there. (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 28, 10:47:18
        
        oh right (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 28, 10:58:16
- The Admiral at Hartlepool? (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 28, 08:02:35
  - JBA @ carra vee someone... (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 28, 08:15:30
    - or koey smudge (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 28, 08:17:48
- Holt vs Bristol Rovers maybe? (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Apr 28, 07:50:08
Kasper Schmeichel...... some questions. (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 28, 00:20:35
- I'd really like Speroni, especially if palace are relegated (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 28, 01:10:19
  - Agreed (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 28, 01:27:11
    - A lot of people have good things to say about him. (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 28, 02:45:24
      - actually he will be 31 soon. (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 28, 02:47:21
        
        Ideal for us then, If we can't get FF we need a decent experienced keeper (NCFC) - megson, Apr 28, 08:40:03
        
        Do none of you remember the home game against Palace in the Prem season (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 28, 10:05:47
        
        Nope. My memory is awful for detail like that. Hence my inability to join in the (NCFC) - megson, Apr 28, 11:23:36
        
        Unfortunately a lot of our 'fans' jude players purely on how they played against us. (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 28, 11:09:03
        
        haha (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 28, 11:25:42
- Apparently, he's on mental wages. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 28, 00:25:43
  - 15K is mental for LG2 but not the prem (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 28, 00:41:27
anyone see the BNP party political broadcast last night.....? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 09:46:00
- Churchill was hardly loony left... (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 27, 12:14:18
- Yes, Started off amused at how poor it was (resembled something from Harry Enfields Chumle (General Chat) - megson, Apr 27, 10:22:57
- I'm listening to Nick Cleggs on 5live at the moment. (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 27, 09:57:03
  - you seen his Party election broadcast? pretty good i thought. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 10:04:24
  - he's doing great! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 09:59:16
    - I loved Paddy Ashdown. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 27, 11:24:31
      - ex marine and SBS.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 11:25:50
    - yep, o btw i forgot to get the second week dive site names from you before we left. (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 27, 10:01:16
      - better than that........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 10:07:15
        
        perfect! the only one on them i didn't do was the first Rosalie Muller, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Apr 27, 10:10:49
        
        Hurrah!!!! - - take your dry suit and cold water regs!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 10:11:49
- didnt see it, was there a jar of marmite involved? or did marmite have it removed? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 09:48:40
  - no jars of marmites to be seen. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 09:53:57
    - lol, think there was suposedly a jar on the shelf as a kind of tongue in cheek (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 09:55:42
      - oh - - he DID refer to being "bullied on question time" tho! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 09:56:40
        
        bullied! lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 27, 10:01:47
        
        yes, the poor little lamb! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 27, 10:07:41
Bugger, Forgot to go claim my ?23 for Nelson getting the last Ghoul satdee at lunch. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 26, 15:31:27
- that reminds me, good old ?15 at 8-1 on cidee winning the title!! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 26, 15:33:40
  - Nice! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 26, 16:20:29
In other words Paul Lambert is well aware of how... (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Apr 26, 15:10:15
- Alternatively (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 26, 15:17:29
  - Alternatively (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 26, 15:18:50
    - In the further alternative (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 26, 15:22:50
      - lol. He's not wrong though. I believe I may have heard someone, canary call maybe, (NCFC) - megson, Apr 26, 15:30:13
        
        We can challenge at the top end of the table next season (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Apr 26, 15:52:36
        
        Top End? How top? I'm not saying we can't BTW. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 26, 15:58:59
        
        I actually think there aren't that many good teams in the (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Apr 26, 16:06:46
        
        Can't fault any of that, I agree entirely. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 26, 16:20:13
pitch invasion was clubs fault (NCFC) - giant_Ullaa, Apr 26, 13:40:29
- The pitch had already been invaded by the time the (NCFC) - Bertie Biggins, Apr 26, 16:14:46
  - No it hadn't. they made the announcement about 5 mins before full time (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 26, 20:30:29
- A fair point. The intention was right - the wording was wrong. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 26, 13:44:42
  - Yeah I thought that a bit as well. Was a bit too school teacherish (NCFC) - megson, Apr 26, 14:17:43
I loved it when Horatio tried to tackle their player with his head whilst laying on the (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 26, 10:01:45
- Ha ha, I loved that too, very amusing. Of course, had the game 'mattered' more, it wouldn' (NCFC) - megson, Apr 26, 10:46:06
- he take some stick but he is a defender who defends (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 26, 10:22:29
Lambo keeps re-iterating "if we start losing,things will get a bit tasty [with the fans]" (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 26, 09:44:43
- At times Saturday the atmosphere was strange not helped by the training match (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 26, 09:55:03
  - Was also not helped by my massive hangover. That was not a good game to watch in the sun (NCFC) - megson, Apr 26, 10:47:25
- WTF is he doing (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 26, 09:46:35
  - Ah. but we stole a march on everyone last year, signing Theoklitos early (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 26, 09:51:35
  - bLokes a JOOKE! (: (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 26, 09:48:16
    - The thing that's amused me (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 26, 09:51:35
      - The club has been McNallified (NCFC) - conker, Apr 26, 10:10:39
        
        Treat every pound as a prisoner (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Apr 26, 10:28:52
      - Yep, I was thinking the same - it's the little things, isn't it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 26, 09:55:56
So the Colchester tribunal is today? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 26, 08:25:51
- COME ON McNASTYWOCI (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 26, 09:11:14
- I fully expect us to get fucked over by the league (n/m) (NCFC) - Metabolic, Apr 26, 08:42:51
  - ?100k fine because we've done so well (NCFC) - pants, Apr 26, 10:12:33
  - behave (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 26, 08:48:50
  - Really? (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 26, 08:46:19
    - ^^^^ Exactly right. This happens ALL the time. The rules are broken on a regular basis. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 26, 08:50:48
      - and also... (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 26, 08:58:54
      - everyone loves norwich (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 26, 08:52:33
  - but you're thinking cash rather than points, presumably? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 26, 08:43:24
    - I honestly fear the worst (NCFC) - Metabolic, Apr 26, 08:45:26
      - If we get points deducted I will eat my hat. I'll eat your hat too. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 09:55:22
        
        a busby - no water allowed! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 26, 09:58:51
        
        As long as I don't have to also nick it off a Coldstream Guard, you're on. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 26, 10:01:30
        
        Poor Viv. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 26, 10:01:10
      - Along with many supporters (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 26, 08:49:08
        
        I can only echo Camcan?s sentiments here (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Apr 26, 09:25:20
        
        I use the analogy (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 26, 09:33:16
        
        "...No fines, no prison sentence, no deduction of sperm count..." (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 26, 09:38:11
        
        you should haveof seen what she wanted chopping off - never made the final list though! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 26, 09:40:05
        
        yeah... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 26, 09:42:01
        
        I know - lucky she only cut your bollocks off - just think, no drinking arm ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 26, 09:43:23
        
        But at least I can sing like Kathryn Jenkins now. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 26, 09:47:17
        
        shame you don't look like her - me and Garry 2r's would have a go on yer! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 26, 09:49:08
        
        just close your eyes (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 26, 09:52:21
        
        *shudder* (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 26, 09:55:14
        
        Blimey - that would be some imagination!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 26, 09:54:12
        
        good to see you Saturday btw (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 26, 09:29:15
        
        Agree. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 26, 08:55:37
        
        Renaming them (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 26, 08:56:34
Lovely old lazy friday at work. In my training room having a tidy up (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 16:06:31
- a training room with a window?! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 16:08:21
  - our training rooms have windows too (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 16:18:39
    - lol (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 16:19:56
      - OOOOFFF. Really? That's about as shit as you could get. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 16:29:52
        
        and was a bmw dealers ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 16:30:41
        
        Ah, explains a lot. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 16:48:59
  - A training room without a window? Isn't that a cupboard?? Oh. I see. (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 16:10:58
Not content with just general standard gay offs (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 12:49:35
- hi (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 13:05:27
  - Hi SCC (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 23, 13:08:42
    - hi dukey (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 13:09:44
- Hi Charles (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 23, 13:03:20
- Yellow Card Charles. One more of them Son and you're off. Got it? Now Fuck off. (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 12:55:17
- nicely trolled off to the top (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 12:50:16
Can I just say, I like Paul Lambert. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:34:25
- Lambert out! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bertie Biggins, Apr 23, 12:35:32
- I like him but I prefer Mick McCarthy. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 11:51:46
  - I like Mccarthy's nose (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 11:56:28
    - I've never tasted it. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 11:57:39
      - It tastes of Keanes bottom (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 11:58:54
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 12:01:34
- He's sexual. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 11:45:36
  - eyes (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 11:47:23
    - oh no-cc is feeling horny again): (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 23, 11:59:55
      - It's spring. Everyone is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 12:00:32
    - He has got "fuck me" eyes, it's true. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 11:49:18
      - Cheers, Selwyn. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:04:53
      - hom (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 23, 12:03:50
      - Gunny had what the fuck am I doing eyes (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 11:51:03
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 13:14:31
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Apr 23, 12:19:39
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 23, 12:12:19
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 12:04:21
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 11:51:30
- I have it on good authority he likes you to. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 11:44:45
  - Like you to what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 11:46:11
    - shave (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 12:06:28
      - he does (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 23, 12:10:01
  - o (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 11:45:23
- I prefer Yellalee...he is so intelligent (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 11:39:20
  - oh, queer joust warning!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 11:41:14
    - I was joust kidding (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 11:55:47
- Weirdo (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 23, 11:38:12
  - Didn't have it in the end. Mrs jafski had prepared something else. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:43:28
    - Good communication skills (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 23, 11:52:00
      - Worse, she emailed me to say she had bought the curry pack in J:rolds and for me to get (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:56:44
        
        They don't know their own minds (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 23, 12:07:42
        
        Mrs Jafski knows his though (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:11:59
        
        "Yes dear" #iagreewithmrsjafski (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 12:16:00
        
        It does most of the time though. That's why we love eachother so much. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:15:12
        
        FFS! (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 12:16:52
        
        I know, bless their pretty little heads. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:10:17
        
        Does Jarrolds sell food? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 11:59:02
        
        deli in the basement (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:00:23
        
        M&S style. Right. Should of guessed. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 12:01:57
        
        Jarrolds is quite swish now (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:03:09
        
        Nice Camel Slacks. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:09:31
        
        Slacks (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:10:59
    - "Yes dear" (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 11:46:28
      - FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:49:15
Roll up roll up for the 'Which idiots will spoil it for the rest of us' game ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 23, 11:24:08
- I wouldn't be btoo bothered tomorrow if it happened. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 23, 12:17:12
- we don't have a history of it do we? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 11:27:46
- i hope they do (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 11:26:14
I have had a really horrible 2-3 weeks with 1-day of elation, I am really (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 09:25:40
- I know what the one day of elation was (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:32:00
  - Business is really good , My Dad's sister died and he's confused enough without (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 09:37:28
    - Oh dear, I am sorry (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:46:35
    - Blimey, sorry to hear that LOJ. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 23, 09:44:26
    - Oh poor you (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:43:43
    - sorry to hear that Loj (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 09:41:49
    - comiserations loj, have a good one this weekend! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:41:02
      - thanks folks as TH said the other day most wrathers are very good people. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 10:31:27
        
        indeed. It's a self-selecting group, in the end (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 10:33:35
  - All seems a bit lifechanging stuff on here today (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:34:23
    - i moved desks again this week, other than that though... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 09:41:23
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:51:27
    - i'm just about to make a cheese sandwich (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:35:51
Oi dint half laugh and think of the wroth when cameron said "MUGS" (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 08:59:41
- clegg said nutters too (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:01:13
  - lol, i liked it when clegg said, "you cant kick 900k people out if you dont know (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:04:05
    - Yes, that did make me chuckle too. I right enjoyed that ol Gay Off last night (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 09:34:35
      - indeed the debates have made this election so much more interesting (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:39:32
    - you liked it because the precise same criticism can be directed at Tory policy, too? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:14:56
      - what is your problem TH? always chipping away like a child on sugar. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:29:48
        
        i confess i didn't have you down as Tory, i thought you were UKIP (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:27:10
        
        haha nope not me, i dont particularly agree with all the things that come with (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 10:36:54
        
        Farage. He wants to shut up and fuck off. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 10:29:36
        
        I love the way Ian Hislop absolutely did him on HIGNFY (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 10:37:47
        
        lol that is brilliant! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 10:39:58
        
        there is one thing i did agree with him on (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:35:17
        
        My next door neighbour is called farrage (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 23, 10:32:46
        
        You have no idea of politics (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:41:42
        
        Sorry - meant to say of *my* politics (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:42:20
        
        its my job to understand politics TH. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:49:02
        
        'childish insults'? when? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:57:21
        
        (or does calling some a Tory count as an insult? Apologies if so...) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:57:54
        
        They won't get in though - no chance of that (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 23, 09:56:53
        
        You still whiff of New Labour, Trickster, you just can't hide it! (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:47:39
        
        shut it toryboy (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:31:52
        
        lol (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:32:48
Today and Monday are possibly two of the biggest days of my widdle old life so far... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 08:58:49
- good luck! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 09:35:21
- good luck FP (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:31:24
- What's happening Panda? Career move? (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:26:00
- sex change? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:00:17
  - Yes, my name will be Shirley as of Toosdee (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 09:00:54
    - good luck mate (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:01:31
      - Thanks... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 09:02:47
        
        yes (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 09:47:39
right (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 08:28:32
- Too many words (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:29:06
- Jesus christ, that city really is a shit hole isn't it? (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 08:47:39
  - It isn't really. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:21:29
    - Fair point, the effect of living in the fine city I suppose. (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 09:36:41
    - small personal fact (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:35:36
      - i refused to look down when walking across (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:39:22
        
        oh ffs (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:39:45
        
        "Blown Off" Chortle. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 09:43:56
        
        ^^^just off to draw a penis on his exercise book^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 23, 10:03:55
    - ^^^ asking for it (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:29:25
    - Bristol. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:22:24
      - ^^^ got it (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:29:35
      - Apart from Bristol. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:24:25
        
        ^^^ now hanging head in shame at basic schoolboy error (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 09:29:53
  - Maybe, although remember this is the Daily Mail. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 08:56:05
    - Why are you reading the newspaper equivalent of TWaTeD? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 08:59:42
    - nah defo a shit hole (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 08:57:55
Scrimmage jsut did a great season montage, including the superb "boy from Beccles" bit (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 18:42:42
Anyhow, back to the trophy presentation thing. Shame the FL are so anal about this (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 16:39:57
- Triboonal....... (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 16:55:25
- Maybe they will present it tomorrow. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 22, 16:46:03
  - Seems a bit presumptious to hand it over before we win it? (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 22, 16:53:31
    - I see your point. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 22, 16:55:49
      - I suppose they don't see the point in making the effort when it might not happen (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 22, 17:02:22
        
        fair enough (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 22, 17:24:14
Ooh! I remember what I was going to ask you lot. Talking of fillums... (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 15:40:03
- is that (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 22, 15:50:41
  - I hated Be Kind Rewind (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 15:51:22
    - I kinda liked that. Though what's his face essentially plays himself in every film. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 15:54:36
      - Jack Black? I dislike him, and watched it despite his being in it. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 15:56:01
        
        That's him. I liked him to start with, he's a bit samey now though. (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 16:09:14
- OK, let me reword the post. MAY I recommend a Spanish fillum called "[Rec]" (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 15:50:34
  - Ahs good, intut? (General Chat) - Bezley, Apr 22, 16:16:58
    - Oh and as for being surprised the Americans didn't cock up the re-make (General Chat) - Bezley, Apr 22, 16:17:57
      - Cheers Bezza, I'll look out for that (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 22, 16:19:22
You can take the boy out of Norfolk, but... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 15:38:52
- which is funny... (General Chat) - Rofl_Harris, Apr 22, 15:59:34
  - And yet he talks about Ritzy's, NCFC and everything else Norfolk (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 16:04:52
    - Ritzy's. Legendary reference. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 16:10:34
    - I can hear those Aviva phones ringing from here pal... (General Chat) - Rofl_Harris, Apr 22, 16:09:52
      - blub (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 16:54:13
  - but lives in Norwich, and has done since 9, so it does work (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 16:02:40
    - he lives in London (n/m) (General Chat) - Rofl_Harris, Apr 22, 16:06:21
- That lad is a bit of a legend. I reckon he'd love some Wroth drinks. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 15:49:29
- some good use of buffet and hardcore (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 15:44:43
- is he related to the bigfeller? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 15:42:12
Ben. Could we please have a ban on puns (NCFC) - Rigger_Tony, Apr 22, 14:59:09
- what about plums? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 22, 15:21:46
- Same with rugs... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 22, 15:13:37
  - That pun has me persian with pleasure. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 22, 15:16:06
    - prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 22, 15:34:07
    - I think i'm going to throw up. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 15:17:18
      - Just take some druggets, you'll feel better (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 22, 15:21:10
      - Mind the sheepskin. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 22, 15:21:05
      - If you do, try and get it in a pile. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 22, 15:21:05
        
        None of these have got me kelim over with laughter.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 22, 15:27:23
        
        Maybe he should have a shag, often helps (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 22, 15:21:31
        
        Don't get me started on that again... (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 15:39:24
FAO: All Wrothers who know me and/or care... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 22, 14:30:23
- Thanks all for your kind words... except for jafski's post. Brutal as ever. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Apr 22, 15:09:17
  - Himsworth sent sound - car horn 3 (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 15:12:20
- Good news, That'll be more beer in the PoD then??? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 14:47:36
- excellent news for you (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 22, 14:47:22
- good news matey (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 22, 14:42:52
- Well Nasie from when I have seen you over the last few months you (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 22, 14:40:36
- COME ON DIVORCI! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 22, 14:34:33
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 22, 14:37:24
- I bet that hurt. At least it's over, time and space to move on. (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:33:51
- Hurrah ! Welcome to the club, brother Nasie. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 22, 14:33:36
- Many happy returns. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 14:31:26
  - There's a HallMark for that............ (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 14:36:42
- Congratulations Nasie. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:31:21
- congrats (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:31:16
- Bad news for ugly female dipsomaniacs everywhere. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:31:06
Holt on podcast (NCFC) - Parker, Apr 22, 14:22:47
- it's 24mins in (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 22, 14:32:07
  - Holty went to Orient but not Charlton (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 22, 14:33:24
    - i thought it was strange he and wes weren't there (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:34:39
      - If Wes was not there, where was Wes? (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 22, 14:49:23
        
        It's obvious why Holt and Wes were not there... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 22, 14:53:04
        
        Holty wasn't at 'home'... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 22, 14:52:07
        
        Oh ar, I was supposed to ask you about this wasn't i? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 14:56:41
        
        Is it Saturday ? No it is not. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 22, 14:58:15
        
        Oh yer, THAT saturday. Sorry got my saturdays mixed up. Remind me again saturday. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 14:59:39
- Holt on podcast (NCFC) - Parker, Apr 22, 14:24:06
  - Thanks Parker (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:27:24
And now the Gayoff Forecast, issued by the Gay-Office at 14:22 today. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:21:51
- ^^^ ha ha at both of these vvvv (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:23:56
  - Good of people to admit they enjoy trolling in my opinion (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:25:22
    - Who said we were enjoying your trolling? No one. Been better on here lately. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:27:14
      - Tsk. You've got it wrong again.................. (General Chat) - LonBridgePlatform4, Apr 22, 14:30:01
        
        My emphasis meggers. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:30:34
        
        Me? Eh? Why you talking to me? That's not me. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 14:44:18
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:45:52
        
        Shhhh, he probably won't notice! (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 14:53:35
        
        FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:57:06
      - Just walk away, jaffers (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:28:00
        
        Good point gitters. Just forgot myself there. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:28:47
        
        Yeah, your doing the right thing, don't get involved, you've done really well (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:29:26
        
        Fair point now I notice the first post on this thread BUT (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:31:12
        
        How is that getting involved. Just trying to inject some humour into the patheticness. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:35:10
        
        ................ (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:39:38
        
        I do hope hypocrisy hour ends soon (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:41:59
        
        You're right, you were so far away from involved when you posted that (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:38:52
        
        Was just going to post that. The self-obsessed seem to think (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 14:38:24
        
        Can I just say, I don't really like Alan Partridge. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:40:54
        
        I don't either. I don't really like comedy which is just based on the Cringe. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 14:53:15
        
        i did like his Gareth Cheeseman though (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 22, 14:56:28
        
        Exactly. The occasional cringe is OK, but not when it's the set-piece climax of every epis (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:56:24
        
        I don't like him either (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:42:30
        
        Got to say, I wasn't a huge large fan either. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 14:43:08
        
        i'm jumping right on to this band wagon (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 22, 14:49:58
        
        i won't hold it against you (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:51:21
        
        I haven't said either way (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:50:47
        
        right-o (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 22, 15:00:57
        
        but you got a decent amount of attention out of it (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:52:20
        
        in your opinion (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:54:54
        
        do you like blackadder? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:41:41
        
        yes and yes-ish. Liked the first series (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:42:34
        
        the first series of blackadder? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:44:02
        
        No, first series of The Office (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:45:42
        
        oh i see (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:47:05
        
        It was ver' ver' funny (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:36:16
        
        I will from now on (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 14:30:00
    - christ almighty (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:26:59
      - I don't believe in astro theological literary hybrids (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:33:02
        
        **was at least expecting tricky to enjoy this** (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:47:24
        
        NOBODY enjoys the pairof you cock-measuring. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 22, 15:01:09
        
        Yeah but tricky nicked my chintzy line the other day (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 15:08:48
  - Agreeing with this ^^^^^^ at both of these ^V^V^V^V^V^V (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 14:25:13
In re Ribery's bit on the side (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:08:19
- One could easily go very freudian here............... (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 14:19:55
  - Nail. Head. BOOM! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 14:22:16
  - I was (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:20:44
    - Ha ha (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:26:02
      - Good idea. They sell nice German beer at Lidl. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:27:55
        
        Bloody hell, not you too (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:29:07
        
        Lolling at these as well. ^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 14:35:54
- *awaits the trolling to move away from me for 5 minutes* (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:11:52
- She a bit old for you then Git ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 22, 14:11:04
  - She's 17 (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:12:35
    - Emma thingy looked about 12 though TBF (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 22, 14:18:05
      - Only in your dreams (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:25:23
        
        Mum's make-up (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 22, 14:26:21
    - nah she's 18 (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 14:16:32
  - haha beat ya (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:11:25
- she is over 16 tho (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:10:40
In Memoriam. League One. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 22, 13:59:14
- *sniff sniff* (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 14:05:47
  - ^^ needs a tissue^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 22, 14:06:20
    - yes it's your opinion that you believe he needs a tissue (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:16:52
      - ? strange (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 22, 17:25:29
      - **Open eyed atonished internet facey** (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 14:18:20
        
        Yes so was I, then I read a post from pants down there VVVVVVVVVVVVV (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 14:21:04
        
        ahh me too. (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 14:23:45
        
        Gay-off threat level was only just raised in time. Full gay-off now underway. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 14:22:16
        
        oh yeah i meant to put a wink after LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 14:19:15
      - on tilt (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 22, 14:17:22
    - kleenex plz, actually they must be in short supply after the recent order to HK (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 14:14:58
- no i will be singing this (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 22, 14:03:00
we've all bin invited to a civic reception (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 22, 12:58:29
- Oh yeah, on a related note, FL confirmed trophy presentation via e-mail too (NCFC) - LonBridgePlatform4, Apr 22, 13:04:00
  - So not this Sat then? Tsk... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 22, 13:15:30
  - brillo! (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 22, 13:09:13
  - Epic fail. I'd be useless at this "secret username" thing. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 13:05:19
    - ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 13:14:58
    - You are shit at it, arent you. :o) I thought it was a clever doublt bluff the other day (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 13:11:14
    - Me too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hugh_Large, Apr 22, 13:07:32
- oh yes! (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 12:59:53
  - I think we should have one. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 13:02:38
  - You going? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 22, 13:00:51
    - depends on work (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 13:03:50
That French prostitute bint, I certainly would, vigorously and often, as it seems (General Chat) - megson, Apr 22, 12:55:07
- Eeuw. I just thought of a baby carrot and a badly wired plug. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hugh_Large, Apr 22, 12:58:08
- You could just be suffering with the annual Spring Horn like everyone else. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 12:56:42
  - Hmmm, this is true. (n/m) (General Chat) - LonBridgePlatform4, Apr 22, 13:04:23
    - Double double username fuck up (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 22, 13:16:42
I would just like to thank me for giving me season ticket rebate back to the Club (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 22, 09:29:47
- well done lodge, i had mine back, still spent it on the club (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 22, 11:48:41
- I'd just like to thank me for claiming my rebate and not rewarding failure, therefore (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 09:41:19
- I would just like to thank me for not giving my season ticket rebate back to the Club (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 09:41:17
  - Yes but just think, my money went to the signing of that Australian prick, that was my (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 22, 09:44:49
    - Leijer or Carney? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 22, 10:45:01
      - oh you mean Theo (NCFC) - pants, Apr 22, 10:46:38
  - What is a cocoa shunter? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 09:43:12
    - Sorry, that's the introduction to Robert Elms. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 22, 09:45:07
    - What are your plans for Satdee btw? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 09:44:19
      - Out of pit, porridge (with a spot of double cream if Mother's got any in the fridge) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 09:47:51
        
        ^^^ that's the Saturday I wish I was having ^^^ (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 09:55:27
        
        Pull a sicky on the 8th and do the whole lot with a curry! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 09:56:15
        
        You really are a bad influence. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 22, 10:19:50
        
        porridge curry (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 09:57:35
        
        you missed out Jimmy Hill curry (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 09:58:37
        
        Ice House Lane (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 10:04:01
        
        haregew lut (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 10:10:46
        
        awwww. it dunt do the steep bit with the bar. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 10:12:29
        
        No, no, further up towards the PoD than that - Southgate Lane (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 10:07:18
        
        ^^ he knew duttee? Old people go skiddy down it when it's icy. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 10:09:38
        
        Iwent skiddy on it when it was icy and I'm not old (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 10:23:56
        
        Oh, of course. (That's the one with the bar to hold that used to cross Argyle st?) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 10:06:57
        
        I thought it was Southwell Lane ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 22, 10:06:00
        
        Southgate et unt? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 10:08:20
        
        Yes indeed. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 22, 10:13:12
        
        shelves'll be fixed by then though (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 09:57:13
        
        not necessarily (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 10:05:49
        
        shhhhhhhh (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 10:07:18
        
        Darn you Trickster! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 09:57:51
        
        coolio (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 09:49:01
    - haha! brilliant! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 09:43:35
      - .... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 09:45:13
- I'd like to thank me too. (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 22, 09:39:32
  - yes well done Dog, you're the dog's licky bits you are. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 22, 09:41:27
- Love Lojjy abramovich (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 22, 09:30:40
now the season is basically done and dusted (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:04:02
- Same first XI but (NCFC) - McD, Apr 22, 09:18:19
  - in the absence of jafski and j sward (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 09:21:26
    - and a horse (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 09:27:36
      - Pops in and out. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 09:29:45
      - he appeared briefly the other day muttering about exams (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 09:29:40
        
        I like the idea of people briefly appearing on here just to have a mutter (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 09:32:02
        
        Muttering and pottering: Great British Pastimes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 09:54:43
        
        Yes, exactly. You know. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 22, 09:55:50
- Personally I want to go to the football & celebrate the players who got us promoted, (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 22, 09:09:38
  - ^^^This man is spot on^^^ (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 09:13:50
    - yes i should clarify i don't want large changes in personnel (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 09:15:54
  - agreed (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 09:13:50
- Not sat, stick a strong team out and lets win it in style. Nice relaxed approach, (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 08:47:35
  - I don't think 'playing around' is Lambert's style (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 22, 09:04:32
    - I agree with that, plus I think we need to keep that 'winning feeling going into next seas (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Apr 22, 09:13:59
  - yeah i want a strong team (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:48:49
- Let Lappin take the pen! (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 22, 08:39:49
  - i did consider that too (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:41:39
- Leeds could win all their games and we lose them all (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 22, 08:23:13
  - hence i said basically (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:26:25
    - Yeah (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 22, 08:30:34
      - Why would he mean last game of the season when we win it this Saturday? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 22, 08:40:25
      - we shall be winning the title saturday (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:31:42
        
        You going? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 22, 08:35:55
        
        yeah another spare came up (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:37:01
        
        Nice, where u sitting (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 22, 08:38:39
        
        no idea (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:39:35
        
        Going with caps? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 22, 08:43:29
        
        aye (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:45:10
  - Impossible! (NCFC) - Trombones, Apr 22, 08:23:57
- agree with that. QD in goal again too (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 08:11:14
  - Lambert should put Declan Rudd in goal to get some more experience. (n/m) (NCFC) - Trombones, Apr 22, 08:21:30
  - 3-2-5 formation as well (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:14:30
    - yeah that would be funny, back to the old school formations of 2 defenders 5 attackers (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Apr 22, 08:30:05
      - crewe away was brilliant when we last went up (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:33:27
        
        1.81 hmmmm (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:35:20
        
        Mug bet (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 22, 08:36:55
        
        gillingham (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:38:20
        
        1.81 no point (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 22, 08:40:26
        
        if wes plays, may get on (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 22, 08:42:53
French media blackout : Can anyone help? Sleaze below... (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 21, 16:15:51
- Is 17 underage? (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 21, 16:38:34
  - The french age of consent is 18 FACT (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 21, 17:07:19
  - It is for a French hooker. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 16:43:26
    - 15 for non-prossies (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 21, 16:46:38
      - So you can shag but you can't charge for it til you're older (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 21, 16:48:48
        
        surely there's some human rights - age discrimination thing going on here? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 21, 16:53:31
        
        often a very blurred line as to what one can consider being 'charged'! (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 21, 16:51:16
        
        It's the sex-trade demonstration of the French having no word for Entrepreneur. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 16:50:34
  - legally? or morally? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 21, 16:42:02
    - Shame Brown or Alnwick aren't here, canaries world could get to the bottom of this (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 16:45:07
- They tried to break the world record for most Lucky Pierres in one go (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, Apr 21, 16:27:59
- Mr Ribery's French Algerian wife, Wahiba, for whom he converted to Islam, is understood to (Other Football) - megson, Apr 21, 16:20:09
  - Hows the missus meggers? (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 21, 16:24:19
    - Pretty good so far, no sickness etc. Moods have been ok in the main (Other Football) - megson, Apr 21, 16:49:58
      - Good stuff! (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 21, 17:27:38
      - few tears when we went up on Saturday (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 21, 16:57:27
      - Bollocks to that. As I used to say to Mrs jafski. "You're pregnant, not ill." (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 21, 16:51:03
        
        ^^^ i did the same^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Apr 21, 17:35:04
        
        And that's why you get arsey phone calls wondering where the fuck you are... (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 21, 16:56:50
        
        ha ha. Is that what happened? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 17:03:41
        
        Not quite. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 21, 17:05:55
        
        Did you intersperse the "yes dear"s with "yes love"s? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 17:19:17
        
        The worm has turned. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 21, 17:03:17
    - I should add (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 21, 16:24:51
      - it doesn't get any better y'know (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 21, 16:35:59
        
        As a childless woman (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 21, 16:37:52
        
        It's like The Female Eunuch was never written. FFS. Come on sister. (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 21, 16:47:43
        
        Now I didn't say that having nightmare moods (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 21, 16:55:40
        
        Alright, calm down love. Jesus Christ. Go and put the kettle on there's a sweetheart. (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 21, 16:57:11
        
        i'm going to bookmark this ^^^ post (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 21, 16:45:12
        
        As my nephew once said so beautifully (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 21, 16:47:32
    - nlo he's still manic (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 16:24:47
      - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Apr 21, 16:47:43
- Hair y'are... (Other Football) - Arganth, Apr 21, 16:19:28
- Is there anyone in the French National team called Pierre? (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 21, 16:19:16
- yeah him and govou (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 16:18:50
- Hair........ (Other Football) - megson, Apr 21, 16:18:49
- So'n the Guardian sport, linky below. (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 21, 16:18:18
  - Cheers all ! (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 21, 16:22:13
Could be trouble brewing....Carlisle think they can have more tickets if they want them (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 21, 14:16:19
- akershirley. Have you sent this little linky to the club? May be good for them to nip this (NCFC) - megson, Apr 21, 14:38:45
  - sod em-if they come and cant get in tough shit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:30:41
  - Yep, all done so now down to them (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 21, 14:54:07
    - Nice one. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 21, 14:55:52
      - Did you suggest they be a bit clearer next season? Not really mattered this year (NCFC) - megson, Apr 21, 14:56:50
        
        I just said that they might want to clarify things with CUFC to prevent any Carlisle fans (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 21, 15:01:38
- ha ha, this again! Does raise the question about how clear we are being though. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 21, 14:34:55
  - It suprises me that the TO aren't clearer on it, esp after Brentford and Hartlepool (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 21, 14:36:09
    - Indeed. Not that I care, its a game that should be full of city fans. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 21, 14:37:58
      - True, away fans should be banned anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 21, 14:46:42
        
        all fans could be banned and it wouldnt effect you in the slightest (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:16:08
        
        FFS!! (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 21, 15:26:08
        
        cheers-i did wonder (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:29:26
        
        If something has an effect it can affect one or have an effect on one. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 21, 15:31:37
        
        No no no no no. Away fans are VITAL to a good atmosphere, I love them. I pity clubs where (NCFC) - megson, Apr 21, 14:53:21
        
        ^^^ "the loud home fans" not "they loud" (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 21, 14:54:04
- easy sorted (NCFC) - south, Apr 21, 14:25:26
  - Are Carlisle not allowed 2000 then? What are the rules? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 21, 14:30:11
    - We ask them how many they want up to 2500 (approx), whatever they ask for is the away (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 21, 14:32:46
  - That's the logical solution, will be suprised if it happens though (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 21, 14:27:05
- have we already sold the extra block then? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 14:22:45
  - Yep, they've only got F (tiny bit on the end) and G (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 21, 14:26:04
    - oops (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 14:26:41
      - why would they bring more than 860-fucking home support is shit let alone away (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:24:57
        
        Last chance to play a quality team like NCFC for a long while (NCFC) - Lambert Nobacon, Apr 21, 15:29:50
        
        hurrah (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:34:41
ever sent an email slagging someone off and then realising he was cc'd in? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 21, 12:15:28
- Not quite, did text a girl by accident once as I was moaning about her (General Chat) - megson, Apr 21, 12:32:29
  - i think my email won't adversely affect the possibility of any nookie with him (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 21, 12:35:32
    - Well there you go then. I've made you feel better about the situation. Job Done. (General Chat) - megson, Apr 21, 12:37:25
      - very kind (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 21, 12:38:48
- definition of a nanosecond (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 21, 12:26:57
  - two nanoseconds (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 21, 12:28:57
- not yet (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 21, 12:25:21