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It's my day off (n/m) (General Chat) - Ferris Bueller, Oct 11, 11:44:53
- FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Oct 11, 12:24:04
- Cameron turned up in an episode of fringe in the 3rd season (General Chat) - pants, Oct 11, 12:01:31
  - So did Doc Brown off-of Back To The Future (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Oct 11, 12:30:04
    - oh yeah, took me till about 3/4's of the way through to think "is that him" (General Chat) - pants, Oct 11, 12:44:43
      - I loved that one. Also Dunham as Bell, I thought Anna Torv played that wonderfully. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 11, 13:28:08
        
        Been trying to explain to a friend just how mentals that all got (General Chat) - pants, Oct 11, 13:33:27
- *Shameful, shameful lol* (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 11, 11:51:11
Well I'm trying. (n/m) (NCFC) - BigGrantHolt, Oct 7, 14:36:32
- Just saying it as I see it (NCFC) - King, Oct 7, 15:29:39
- Mr Paul, Mr Ian, Fantastic David Fox = all good (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 14:52:41
  - I'm with AB, except I like the forgetting the DVD. An occasional remembered works too (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 16:08:37
  - Seriously tricky to keep it going so I need running jokes. (n/m) (NCFC) - BigGrantHolt, Oct 7, 14:54:27
    - you used too much material in the first week or two (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 7, 15:00:30
    - Jaffers? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 7, 14:55:46
      - Nope. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 7, 14:59:17
        
        (strokes beard) (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 7, 15:00:09
        
        I can't see the point of fake twatter accounts. (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:01:32
        
        OK that's more convincing. I don't even tweet (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 7, 15:02:56
        
        It hasn't stopped jafski. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Oct 7, 15:10:54
        
        Accrington Stanley. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:13:04
        
        You're not dull on here mate. (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:05:56
        
        (taking that) (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 7, 15:09:32
        
        Glad to give you a boost. (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:16:22
        
        And so are you!!! (aaaaaaaaaaaaaand so on) (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 7, 15:19:02
        
        *vomits* (NCFC) - norway, Oct 7, 15:22:19
        
        I posted "^jealous^" below this but it hasn't appeared (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 7, 15:32:14
        
        ffs! get a room you benders! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 7, 15:21:47
        
        No, see, what happened there was (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 7, 15:30:49
        
        Mission accomplished. I'll be the bummer though, you the bummee. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:32:54
        
        Er - no, sorry, incorrect. Clearly I'm the giver. HTH. (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 7, 15:34:02
        
        Deals off. Sorry. Oh you can do me between the thighs if you must. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:35:52
        
        Or we could tagteam one of the others? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Oct 7, 15:36:47
        
        Ignore them Suggs. They're just jealous and emotionally stunted. (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:27:38
        
        You are (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 7, 15:02:31
        
        I know. FFS !! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 7, 15:04:23
        
        To be fair I don't bother too much. Normally just on there to follow others. Like the (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 7, 15:08:11
    - I bet. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 14:55:45
      - Mix it up a bit though. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 14:58:14
        
        No. That's good. V good. Having that. (n/m) (NCFC) - BigGrantHolt, Oct 7, 15:00:44
- Who are you on TwatTwit SteveInHolland? I'll follow you. (NCFC) - BigGrantHolt, Oct 7, 14:37:26
BigGrantHolt just basically said exactly what I was thinking. Was looking at pre-ordering (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 7, 14:05:51
- Be better if it was "For Adam, Sorry i could" etc etc (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 14:30:51
- He would quite happily do it too! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 7, 14:21:19
BigGrantHolt's gone a bit weird (NCFC) - King, Oct 7, 12:30:02
- Mmmm. Having a Holt family rabbit called Michael Theoklitos isn't funny. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 12:45:38
- Yep, its just not funny. Simple as that. Harsh but fair... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 12:43:41
  - Wrong, he's amusing (if not funny as such) in. I've smiled and chuckled a little. (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 13:44:50
  - Somewhere there's a roffer sobbing his heart out (NCFC) - King, Oct 7, 12:49:00
    - I know. What a bitch I am. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 7, 12:53:19
- " Rule #1 of spoof twitter accounts " - DON'T DO THEM!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 7, 12:36:01
  - BigSam reyt good though (NCFC) - King, Oct 7, 12:42:33
    - I have no idea, I have never twittered (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 7, 12:47:01
      - yet you know the rules? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 12:52:20
        
        Do I? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 7, 12:57:07
        
        You implied so up there ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 12:57:51
        
        No, I paraphrased King as in "..." (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 7, 13:00:19
        
        Oh, so you did. My bad. Sorry and that (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 13:02:06
        
        Don't mention it, I'm always being mis-understood on here ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 7, 13:03:51
        
        I think that happened to me once (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 13:10:01
Spurs on Boxing Day moved to 27th for Sky (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Oct 7, 11:03:42
- On reflection, bank holiday Night game = better atmosphere than boxing day afternoon (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 11:26:02
  - Oh f**k, is it a night game? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 7, 11:31:23
  - People will be holding back from alcohol as work next day... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Oct 7, 11:28:39
    - Lot's of places will be closed that week though. Also, (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 7, 11:33:07
      - lols (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 7, 11:39:18
- Do we play on the Saturday? Are we getting ANOTHER extended rest period from our FA (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 11:18:33
  - Billy Corgan? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 7, 11:22:16
  - 17th, 20th, 27th, 31st (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 11:20:49
    - Indeed just looked, its the New Year fixtures where games are close (NCFC) - megson, Oct 7, 11:25:07
  - Billy Sastard? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 7, 11:20:45
- Excellent, well done Sky. I may well be able to go to that now. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 7, 11:10:47
- That is an utter fcuk wank..... (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Oct 7, 11:08:27
  - Sky are now officially on my shit list (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Oct 7, 11:13:59
    - They'll be gutted, shares plumeting as we speak (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 7, 11:15:47
      - It's the true meaning of Christmas, boxing day footy and (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Oct 7, 11:25:14
        
        Nah, it's Boxing Day walking in the Lake District on a fine, sunny, (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 7, 11:34:57
- That's utter wank (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 7, 11:06:56
  - 27th is a Bank Holiday, you can still go (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 7, 11:11:14
- ^^^ OFFICIAL (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 11:06:49
  - Will with my mum! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 7, 11:08:31
    - With me too - I never get to see Boxing Day footer. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 7, 11:11:43
      - ^^^ This ^^^ Boxing Day is sooo much better than Christmas day, always (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 7, 11:15:08
- Is this a sick joke? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 7, 11:04:19
  - Spurs are devices fixed to riding boots for the purposes of controlling a horse (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 7, 11:07:55
  - sadly not (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Oct 7, 11:05:00
    - Oh ffs!!!! (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 7, 11:06:21
    - They're always messing about with fixtures. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Oct 7, 11:06:17
Ha ha (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 6, 10:42:20
- Meggers got those sleeve tats done on the quiet. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 6, 10:50:21
  - I'm gonna do a big unveiling in the PoD one night. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 6, 11:30:48
- I've nicked that... (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Oct 6, 10:46:51
- Ho ho .. true as well (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Oct 6, 10:43:40
FAO Norway - You can now ligitimately call me Grandad (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 6, 10:21:45
- well done grandad! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Oct 6, 11:32:19
  - I didn't do a lot, tbf ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 6, 12:36:12
- well done CeeBeeBees Jnr (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 6, 11:01:39
- KEEP UP GRANDAD (General Chat) - norway, Oct 6, 10:30:42
- Congrats old man ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Oct 6, 10:23:11
  - Cheers bud (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 6, 10:23:53
Talk sport earlier on was going on about abusive chanting to oppo players (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 3, 14:19:07
- this wasnt nice (General Chat) - earthleakage, Oct 3, 18:36:22
- sometimes these songs go beyond banter sadly (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 14:20:17
  - But we sing about Steve Wright and John Wark having aids - goes with the turf (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim, Oct 3, 14:55:53
    - "We"? I don't (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Oct 3, 15:10:29
    - JohnWark doesn't need condoms for safe sex, his face suffices (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Oct 3, 15:00:57
    - Don't they sing one about one of our fans who had some accident on a train? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 14:59:35
    - blimey do we? (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 14:57:51
      - if you sing that then why would you find songs about aids or death upsetting? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 3, 15:11:05
        
        i don't sing it (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 15:13:33
        
        everyone is innocent until proven guilty (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 3, 15:15:58
        
        oh right (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 15:17:56
        
        He was just unfortunate that Tony Martin was and is a complete psyco loonie (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 15:26:15
        
        repeat mistakes are very careless (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 15:29:19
        
        See what you mean about making it a better world though. Now if you'd been taken out at 15 (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 15:32:09
        
        ROLF (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 15:34:10
        
        It was his forst trip - he was 15 (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 15:30:59
        
        clearly an angel! (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 15:33:51
        
        "....The boy died in pain, crying for his mother..." (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 15:45:24
        
        fucking diddums (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 16:59:31
        
        if he'd had the correct education and economic background then (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 3, 15:28:30
        
        nobody needs to burgle in this day and age (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 15:30:47
        
        More and more people are sinking below the poverty line tbf (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 3, 15:34:48
        
        as in can't afford an xbox and designer brands (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 15:36:04
        
        No, as in can't afford to feed themselves or their families (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 3, 15:40:22
        
        what are the statistics for starving to death? (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 15:41:51
        
        if people aren't dying of hunger then clearly everything is A-ok (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 3, 15:58:54
        
        agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 16:00:08
        
        a total lack of ability to recognize irony goes well with a total lack of empathy and (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 3, 16:02:34
        
        spot on (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 16:03:35
        
        I'm glad you're aware of your massive failings as a person (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 3, 16:10:22
        
        keep sympathising for the evil (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 16:11:18
        
        a man who gets shot by a criminal is a victim. hth (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 3, 16:12:40
        
        not when he's committing a crime (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 16:15:21
        
        jesus wept, your posts are like reading the Daily Mail (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 3, 16:18:36
        
        WE should really. Uneducated, emotionally deprived, ignorant (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 16:52:36
        
        describes you lot perfectly! (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 16:57:10
        
        cheers buddy (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 16:21:23
        
        I don't know, but the statistics (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 3, 15:48:06
        
        Foodbanks. In the UK. In 2011. (General Chat) - megson, Oct 3, 15:58:27
        
        well it's not 'new' is it? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 3, 16:38:12
        
        Norwich Foodbank is new (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 3, 17:02:46
        
        TBF though, SCC's ideas would help with that. Good job (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 15:57:11
        
        NAh, tax breaks for his parents would have done the trick according to IDS (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 15:30:11
      - Well (General Chat) - Jim, Oct 3, 15:06:33
        
        touchy (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 3, 15:11:25
        
        Totally agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 3, 15:08:23
  - Valid question though - where do you draw the line? (General Chat) - King, Oct 3, 14:28:12
    - Come off it that chant was excellent (General Chat) - Jim, Oct 3, 15:08:31
      - agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 15:09:45
    - I've heard NCFC fans sing (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 3, 14:36:38
      - worst I've ever heard norwich sing was early 80's v coventry... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 3, 14:39:49
      - people on here were making jokes about him tbf (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 14:38:37
        
        Obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 3, 14:39:25
    - Everyone had a lol at Bramble last week, I struggled to. (General Chat) - samcd84, Oct 3, 14:36:15
    - "Taste" is usualy the arbiter - unfortunately it's not some thing that abounds (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 14:32:29
    - not sure how that makes light of a crime tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 14:30:08
    - no. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 3, 14:29:46
  - TBF I have no idea what was sung (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 3, 14:24:59
    - "It should have been you, It should have been you, Shot in Angola, It should have been you (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 3, 14:26:53
      - and (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 14:28:32
        
        But that first one is funny (General Chat) - norway, Oct 3, 14:32:13
        
        what were the campbell chants? (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 14:33:08
        
        Lord of the Dance: "Sol, Sol, wherever you may be ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 3, 14:35:26
        
        heard the one man utd sing about their own Park J ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 3, 14:37:47
        
        no (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 3, 14:47:26
        
        He shoots, he scores, he eats labradors ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 3, 14:48:47
        
        no........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 3, 15:09:18
        
        That's factually correct though, isn't ti? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 15:14:52
        
        yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 3, 15:41:28
        
        wow that is a shocker (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 14:36:58
        
        Actually, that might have been "We'll laugh like fuck when you're swinging from a tree," (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 3, 14:36:54
        
        Can't remember them exactly - but they certaionly gave bang for their back (General Chat) - norway, Oct 3, 14:35:02
        
        *buck*^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Oct 3, 14:35:14
      - Nice, classy (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 14:28:31
      - a bit harsh (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 3, 14:27:51
    - what was said about keane? (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 14:26:00
      - VV mainly (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 3, 14:27:07
        
        harmless japery (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 14:28:53
        
        Not very nice for the dogs to over hear though, is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 14:30:42
        
        dags (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 14:31:30
      - That he was shit though, tbf, that was true (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 14:26:55
  - Is Wenger a paedo? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 14:24:36
    - Stop being a twat. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Oct 3, 14:26:57
      - Just thought I'd ask, as usual, I have no idea (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 14:30:09
        
        whatever (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Oct 3, 14:32:41
        
        FFS! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 3, 14:31:08
        
        I know he's a twat, didn't know he was a paedo (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 14:33:34
    - no idea tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 14:26:13
      - If they had proof, they maybe could get away with it. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 14:29:03
  - Agreed (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 3, 14:23:23
    - Common currency in Latin countries though isn't it? (General Chat) - norway, Oct 3, 14:27:56
      - Yes, I suppose (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 3, 14:33:43
        
        Do you have a "Don't Tell Mum What You Hear At The Football" pact? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 3, 14:41:16
        
        I remember one game when me and my son were in the Upper Barclay. There was this (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 14:50:32
        
        No, she knows exactly what goes on (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 3, 14:46:58
        
        everyone needs this (General Chat) - Brandonio, Oct 3, 14:43:37
        
        Best thing to say is "You wouldn't understand love - it was football and you're a woman" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 14:52:17
        
        ^^i've got one of those, i used to have one also with my Dad! (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 3, 14:42:49
    - It is if you are a "true" fan (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 14:25:48
    - what about (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Oct 3, 14:25:42
      - That's OK (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 3, 14:33:01
      - Oh, he meant that one, did he? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 3, 14:27:32
      - that's just banter (n/m) (General Chat) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 14:26:31
Now the weekend is over (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Oct 3, 12:45:41
- I'm glad there's an international 2 week break right now (NCFC) - mr carra, Oct 3, 13:01:20
  - there was a 2 week break between the Chelsea and WBA games (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 3, 14:02:26
    - and personnel (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 14:04:20
      - Johnson and Crofts, Holt and Martin (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 3, 14:06:33
        
        yep some people may think they were escape goats (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 14:09:18
  - Good point, hadn't looked at it that way. I was thinking we'd got a bit of momentum (NCFC) - megson, Oct 3, 13:14:00
    - if we need to maintain momentum over the two week break we can just look at the table (NCFC) - mr carra, Oct 3, 13:21:12
      - and scored 60% of their season goals in 1 game (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 13:23:29
        
        reply to qpr post (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Oct 3, 13:23:49
  - Spot on (n/m) (NCFC) - N1fty5iftyCity, Oct 3, 13:06:06
  - yes, that's my worry too (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 3, 13:05:39
- I think (NCFC) - conker, Oct 3, 12:52:50
  - no...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 3, 14:02:49
  - Attacking though they are QPR have only scored in three of their seven games so far (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Oct 3, 13:02:49
- I think we'll get nearer....... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 3, 12:50:39
ANOTHER FUCKING INTERNATIONAL BREAK????????????????? (NCFC) - megson, Oct 1, 16:53:35
- would be the same had we not got promoted (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 1, 16:54:55
Pirates of the Carrow Bean night booked for our works christmas party. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 14:29:39
- No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 30, 14:48:24
- There's nothing better than a bit of contrived "fun" (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 30, 14:47:46
  - I know. I hate fancy dress. Fuck me we're not children are we? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 14:54:01
    - Nothing wrong with Fancy Dress (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 30, 15:05:01
      - No, there's loads wrong with fancy dress if you're over the age of 8. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 15:08:54
        
        Your issue is (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 30, 15:21:18
        
        Haha. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 15:24:48
        
        THIS ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 30, 15:24:27
    - Go along doing your elephant impression. If they complain, just say its a bit of fun (n/m) (General Chat) - BarclayBen, Sep 30, 14:55:28
      - Problem is.. (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 30, 15:01:14
      - I've never seen jafferses elephant impression. Is it good? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 30, 14:57:51
        
        Bonsai elephant (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 30, 15:20:06
        
        Haha. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 15:24:58
        
        Hoho (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 30, 15:39:25
        
        ... (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 15:45:44
  - That would indeed be more fun than a Christmas Party (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 30, 14:52:06
- Are you going dressed up? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Sep 30, 14:42:44
  - No. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 30, 14:52:59
- Ours was supposed to be there. (General Chat) - bird table, Sep 30, 14:36:31
Who wants to hate me? (NCFC) - Hugh Manatee, Sep 30, 13:19:11
- Oh its you! I missed the rename, thought you were still you on here. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 30, 15:06:08
- Fine, I can go, I'll have 'em (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 30, 14:21:59
they come to our country - they steal our donuts (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Sep 30, 08:19:56
- why is the brand of doughnut so important that each news report feels the need to mention (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 30, 09:54:56
  - That's what I thought (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Sep 30, 09:59:36
- And if you're not famous, the police get called. You might even get 6 months inside (Other Football) - megson, Sep 30, 08:58:01
  - nah very few shoplifters are charged (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Sep 30, 09:02:59
    - Very few shoplifters are charged?? (Other Football) - LincolnshireCanary, Sep 30, 09:29:03
      - only a tiny proportion are ever caught (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Sep 30, 09:42:28
        
        ^^losing the agrument (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Sep 30, 09:45:42
        
        well no the guy only sees who are charged (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Sep 30, 09:47:40
        
        not sure if this went through (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Sep 30, 09:50:48
    - They were when I worked in one. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Sep 30, 09:28:21
      - i only remember 1 case in years when i was at uni (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Sep 30, 09:44:39
- better report here (Other Football) - 1 5CC, Sep 30, 08:21:48
Just logged in to see today is the day that Old Git finally flips his lid at the (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 29, 17:00:44
- Thats POTY for me. I'm glad Gitters is back. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 29, 17:06:15
- I think I ruined it (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 29, 17:05:30
  - Would've been good to show the usual suspects how a *proper* gay-off is done. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 29, 17:06:20
    - dooky and I don't do gay-offs (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 29, 17:16:12
      - My current fav, which is on a par with Godwin's Law. Is if something I've said (General Chat) - pants, Sep 29, 17:42:12
      - Haha! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 29, 17:18:17
Titus Bramble arrested on suspicion of sexual assault and possession of a Class A drug (Other Football) - Yellalee, Sep 28, 12:33:08
- *** (Other Football) - lurd, Sep 28, 12:53:12
  - ROLF - stealing that!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Sep 28, 13:00:26
  - ROLF (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 12:58:31
- Lest we forget, he's got a lot of previous. (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 28, 12:47:01
  - and (Other Football) - Karnivore, Sep 28, 12:47:34
    - The defence there seems to be "you can't prove she actually said no" (Other Football) - megson, Sep 28, 12:58:10
      - indeed (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Sep 28, 13:03:14
    - Fuck that, what about Eddie & Linda's wall eh? FFS !! (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 28, 12:49:39
      - The wall was put there for footballers to knock it down (Other Football) - Karnivore, Sep 28, 12:52:28
        
        I saw the wall after the incident. Fucking disgrace. Bricks everywhere. (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 28, 12:54:17
        
        I've just looked on google maps but can't work out where the wall is/was (Other Football) - Karnivore, Sep 28, 12:59:49
        
        hare goo... (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 28, 13:08:58
        
        ta jaffers - as others have allured to already - that house is hideous!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Sep 28, 14:08:34
        
        FFS - alluded. Cretin! (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Sep 28, 14:09:10
        
        That is a truly horrid house (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Sep 28, 13:12:07
        
        Yes, that wall... (Other Football) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 28, 13:10:52
- he'll allways be scum (Other Football) - Fuel_rox, Sep 28, 12:37:31
- Runs in the family then (n/m) (Other Football) - Only1Doherty, Sep 28, 12:35:26
  - yeah i remember something about his brother being in trouble (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 12:35:53
    - Brother jailed for rape the other year (Titus released without charge) (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Sep 28, 12:42:02
    - Wasn't his dad a drug dealer? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Sep 28, 12:38:39
      - i don't know (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 12:38:56
- He certainly got raped on Monday night (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Sep 28, 12:35:08
  - ^ ^ went there (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 28, 12:36:11
  - maybe he was celebrating his motm award (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 12:35:29
- I don't understand that. Is it a jook? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Sep 28, 12:34:34
  - What part of a basic factual sentence, and follow up pitying comment, is troubling you? (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Sep 28, 12:35:47
    - None I now see. I thought the "Oh Titus..." was some sort of pun but I now see (Other Football) - CB41, Sep 28, 12:37:36
    - all of it I think (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 28, 12:36:49
- Is his brother up shit creek at the moment too? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 28, 12:34:12
  - sounds a bit suspect... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Sep 28, 12:36:23
    - Sounds very suspect (Other Football) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Sep 28, 12:43:17
  - Yep, just looked it up (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 28, 12:35:20
- ok (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 12:33:21
FAO PoD'ers RE Man Utd game. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 28, 08:56:00
- I'll keep your seat warm! (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Sep 28, 09:35:06
- could you skype in there from the meal? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 28, 09:04:26
Sorry if WW2. But presumably re Tevez - (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 28, 08:38:07
- I wish we were playing them soon. I can't stand Mancini (Other Football) - pants, Sep 28, 09:25:32
  - The pink panther theme was good though (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 28, 10:15:35
- oh, no. It's not right (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 28, 08:45:44
  - A caller in the post-match phone on Radio 5 Live claimed this (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Sep 28, 09:05:43
  - LOL (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 08:53:40
  - Told you VVVVVVVVVVVv I give it a week. *taps nose* (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Sep 28, 08:53:14
    - yep. Can only assume you're right. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 28, 08:53:49
- Nah. Wants to come here on loan, bring his family over and settle near the Broads. (Other Football) - megson, Sep 28, 08:43:33
barnett stares out the sunderland fans (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Sep 28, 05:59:46
- Guy on the far right, bottom corner, just above the granny. Seems to be saying Leon (NCFC) - megson, Sep 28, 08:28:26
- all those guys flicking the v's.... (NCFC) - city_lad, Sep 28, 07:12:17
  - Whilst The Gentlenman Who Has Imbibed All Of The Pies... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Sep 28, 08:13:29
    - he's a sunderland superfan apparently (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 28, 08:28:43
    - not sure what you'd expect him to be doing, to be fair. Smiling at having conceded? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 28, 08:19:07
      - I Know Mr Hawes, But Come On.. (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Sep 28, 08:35:52
  - lol had missed that! (n/m) (NCFC) - 1 5CC, Sep 28, 07:14:31
- That was a bit strange (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 28, 06:53:24
  - on closer inspection there are some funny mong faces in there (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 28, 07:01:29
I haven't read down the board (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 27, 12:35:20
- Personally, I thought there was something wrong about (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 27, 12:45:31
  - You serious?? NCFC fans shouldn't call Wickham scum? He is and always will be (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Sep 27, 13:28:43
    - Oh (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 27, 15:19:24
  - Except they were probably 40-50 year old (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 27, 12:48:42
    - Well done for calling fellow ncfc fans c***s! (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Sep 27, 12:53:26
      - 1. I'm not offended by foul language (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 27, 13:00:43
      - To be fair, loads of Norwich fans *are* cunts. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 27, 12:56:07
        
        I think anyone who disagrees with you has never been to Carrow Road (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 13:17:31
        
        They're cunts.... (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Sep 27, 13:20:55
        
        Or any football ground (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 27, 13:18:27
        
        or anywhere else in the Uk for that matter (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 27, 13:23:40
        
        especially the over 65s (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 27, 12:57:01
        
        haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 12:56:53
      - It's not the foulness of the language (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 27, 12:55:58
        
        The day when we can't give a scummer a bit of abuse when we play against him... (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Sep 27, 12:57:37
        
        No-one's saying you can't give him whatever treatment you like. Go for it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 27, 12:59:10
        
        Thing is, (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 27, 13:01:32
        
        yes you're all better than me.... (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Sep 27, 13:04:28
        
        Good man, better (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 27, 13:05:12
        
        Next time you bother going to Carrow Road... (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Sep 27, 13:07:24
        
        ok (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 27, 13:10:26
        
        and it probably put him off that easy header (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 27, 12:59:06
        
        yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 27, 12:57:12
        
        I wasn't raging (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 27, 12:57:09
        
        Epic bants or just regular bants? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 27, 12:58:05
        
        Epic bants (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 27, 13:01:02
        
        Epic bants are good, but it's hard to see what his mum has to do with it. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 27, 13:04:29
        
        Yeah, I didn't join in with that one (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 27, 13:07:03
    - Good point. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 27, 12:51:44
  - he was going to wreck revenge on us (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 27, 12:47:27
    - When they scored he thought about having a pop at the Barclay (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 27, 13:06:42
      - calling an 18 year old a cunt... (NCFC) - Rofl_Harris, Sep 27, 13:13:03
      - LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 27, 13:09:08
    - It appears he DID wreck revenge. Spectacularly (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 13:01:03
      - a man of his word! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 27, 13:03:24
    - Shouldn't mouth off in the press then (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Sep 27, 12:48:54
      - Yebbut, isn't that what the press is for? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 27, 12:50:55
  - Agreed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 27, 12:46:51
    - Aye, A reminder or 2 of Portman road perhaps. I'd rather have reminded the Tahn fans (NCFC) - megson, Sep 27, 12:48:27
      - i enjoyed the song (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 27, 12:55:37
- What a strange question (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Sep 27, 12:37:31
  - do you feel sorry for him? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 27, 12:39:13
    - No less strange the second time (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Sep 27, 12:39:52
      - trying to be ironic (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 27, 12:41:08
        
        Just too damned deadpan so, yes (NCFC) - norway, Sep 27, 12:44:22
- Sorry in what way? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 27, 12:36:40
  - Sorry that 6000 people were singing (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 27, 12:38:42
    - Oh, no (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 27, 12:41:47
free kicks won by the oppo this season (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 27, 12:21:31
- One was when Holt clattered too (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 27, 12:26:52
  - Indeed, he was superb, as were the players. He was letting a lot go, the players realised (NCFC) - megson, Sep 27, 12:30:58
- did we really only give away 3 free kicks last night? Blimey. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 12:23:57
  - it says we conceded 4 (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 27, 12:26:09
    - yup. Until Holt came on, and also we started time-wasting. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 12:26:53
Russell Martin (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Sep 27, 12:05:00
- Lead the back line last night. Barnett looks like he needs a talker (NCFC) - megson, Sep 27, 12:26:56
- If he keeps playing like he has the past two games (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 27, 12:14:46
- I think it's great he's managed to find himself a place in the team. I was more (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 12:12:54
  - Ayala has yet to prove himself - hopefully he'll be up to the job (NCFC) - phrankin, Sep 27, 12:16:19
  - quite bizarre how bad he looked at rb against wigan (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 27, 12:14:29
    - I know. Maybe he was just a bit overawed in the first game ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 12:15:30
      - wigan had so much pace (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 27, 12:22:41
- Martin has been a good foil for Barnett (NCFC) - phrankin, Sep 27, 12:08:39
- from my perspective, Martin was pretty invisible (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 12:08:07
- his pace helped keep them out on a number of occasions (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 27, 12:07:35
- Any news on Vaughan? He looked like he was crying when he went down (NCFC) - pants, Sep 27, 12:07:17
  - Lambert said it wasnt his historically troublesome knee (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Sep 27, 12:09:38
    - pants is right though, he did look really upset (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 12:10:45
      - Lambert also said it felt like an obstruction in the knee, which isn't good. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 12:13:54
        
        he locked it (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 27, 12:14:46
        
        Exactly. That can be a cartilage tear. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 12:16:05
        
        Which probably would need an operation (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 12:16:32
        
        used to be career-threatening, when I was young (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 12:17:29
      - A song for him on Saturday would be nice (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Sep 27, 12:13:29
      - he was determined to walk off unaided, making a point that hes determined to overcome it. (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Sep 27, 12:13:14
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 27, 12:15:10
        
        Obviously potential to be serious. Pilks just tweeted this: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 27, 12:14:52
        
        This is starting to sound like the obvious (NCFC) - pants, Sep 27, 12:31:47
        
        looked worse than cramp to me, tbh (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 27, 12:32:34
        
        ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 27, 12:38:51
        
        hopefully it is just crabs then (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 27, 12:35:54
Union leader clearly never wants to see another Labour Government elected shocker (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 26, 16:16:20
- Well he's currently got BOTH the other parties in, and will soon be striking as a result.. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 26, 16:44:59
- its members will "never forgive" Labour (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 26, 16:20:14
The Prem... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 26, 13:54:53
- I hate seeing my team lose (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 26, 15:11:52
- I miss midweek football! (NCFC) - StraightOuttaBacton, Sep 26, 15:09:06
- Lawro is a prick (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Sep 26, 15:01:44
  - obvious (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 26, 15:15:06
- pelanties (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 26, 14:37:57
- Inconsistent refs, cheating players (but we are learning fast) ... (NCFC) - meeky, Sep 26, 14:37:26
- Difficult, but on the telly (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 26, 14:26:40
- Tasty like an egg but also worrying like laying awake at night thinking about eternity (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Sep 26, 14:22:32
- All change is the consequence of the purposeless collapse of energy and matter into disord (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 26, 14:12:46
  - I don't understand what that's about ^^^ and for that reason... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 26, 14:13:50
- a nuisance (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 26, 14:05:04
  - Seconded. Nearly Oct and i've not walked up to carra at 3pm on a sat yet. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 26, 14:16:28
    - And the gaps waiting for games to come around... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 26, 14:20:16
  - Why? Explain yourself man... (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 26, 14:07:56
    - that would require more than the allowed one sentence (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 26, 14:11:23
      - Hmm, good points and agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 26, 14:12:53
        
        completely goes against the grain (NCFC) - Monty Peculiar, Sep 26, 14:37:11
        
        yes, but.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 26, 14:49:22
- Tilt inducing, arse twitching, occasional fist pumping spasms of joy (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Sep 26, 14:02:16
  - Went to see Charlton play on Sat - no Donkety... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 26, 14:05:50
    - 'The Big Doh' mistake happened the last time we had this fixture (NCFC) - Huge Small, Sep 26, 14:17:00
- with a bit of luck, survivable. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 26, 13:56:14
  - Would you be pleased with that as our main aim for the next few seasons? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 26, 13:58:26
    - Not me, that would be very dull - like being a Blackburn fan. I'd rather (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 26, 14:00:56
    - yes. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 26, 14:00:54
      - You see that's what I 'm struggling with at the mo... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 26, 14:03:26
        
        Consolidate, gradually strengthen the team, (NCFC) - Huge Small, Sep 26, 14:09:50
        
        ^this. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 26, 14:11:31
        
        build untill.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 26, 14:08:25
        
        It's a lot of 'ifs', innit? I understand, but I think the model... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 26, 14:12:27
        
        yes, but.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 26, 14:18:36
        
        I don't disagree with any of what you say CC, quite the opposite... (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 26, 14:23:31
- Full of prima donnas (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 26, 13:56:10
  - Ha, yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 26, 13:58:41
SkySports.com understands that (NCFC) - Klobo04, Sep 26, 12:14:26
- "'The Human Cartwheel'"???? (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 26, 12:17:32
  - Majorca was hot.....very hot! (NCFC) - Klobo04, Sep 26, 12:19:11
    - It was pretty wet and cool when we went in June. (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 26, 12:20:21
      - We stayed in Can Picafort just around the bay. (NCFC) - Klobo04, Sep 26, 12:22:14
        
        Kin hell, that's bad. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 26, 12:23:38
        
        Hotel was tidy enough, cheap & cheerful. A get what you pay for jobby (NCFC) - Klobo04, Sep 26, 12:25:15
        
        What or Who is Burger King?? (its alright beebies I'll ask for you) (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 26, 12:45:53
        
        haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 26, 12:57:33
        
        I was just trying to imagine being on holiday in Spain and (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 26, 13:03:26
        
        You jest surely Meggas. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 26, 12:48:06
        
        (looking forward to beebies follow up) (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 26, 12:30:05
        
        Oh dear, Klobo just broke my lol rule (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 26, 12:45:13
        
        Have new Wrath laws been passed in my absense? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Sep 26, 12:46:51
        
        :-( (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 26, 12:54:54
        
        Damn :( (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Sep 26, 12:56:29
Giovanni Trapattoni, still an idiot (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 23, 13:45:37
- Decent chance of qualifying though. Who would he drop for Wessi? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 23, 14:04:55
  - Keith Andrews (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 23, 14:39:35
    - only scummer worth looking at (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 23, 15:09:39
- Any team that has Darren Oh Dear in it, but not Weslington Hoolahands (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 23, 13:49:42
  - Not to mention Zinedine Kilbane (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 23, 13:50:50
    - brilliant (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 23, 14:55:12
Baby canary coming (General Chat) - goldie, Sep 22, 12:09:33
- Congrats! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 22, 16:47:16
- Well timed, Congrats! The first 3 months are the worst. I mean, er, its wonderful! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 22, 12:27:04
  - ha ha. you are not wrong! (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 22, 16:56:31
- Nice one! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 22, 12:19:41
  - Top Tip. Start setting you alarm to go off every 3 hours each night now. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 22, 12:27:37
    - Do you get used to it? Cos your body sleeps in cycles of 3 hours doesn't it? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 22, 14:00:36
      - not quite (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 22, 16:21:51
    - Mrs B doing that already. Pregnancy small-bladder and snorage. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 22, 12:29:27
      - I reckon that evolutions way of getting us ready for it. (General Chat) - megson, Sep 22, 12:33:07
      - Man up (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 22, 12:30:40
        
        ^^^ this is spot on (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 22, 15:08:48
        
        They rarely get out of bed quietly i found, you you always get woken up. Disgrace really (General Chat) - megson, Sep 22, 12:34:02
        
        Listen to the fucking pair of you! Jesus fucking wept..... (General Chat) - Proper Bloke, Sep 22, 13:07:18
        
        OG Nap, Tudders Np (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 22, 13:42:17
        
        Al Murray currently papping himself (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 22, 13:31:16
        
        My money is on OG (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Sep 22, 13:21:22
        
        Reminds me of "Sarah off Production" (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Sep 22, 13:47:11
        
        OG or Tomby (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 22, 13:22:22
        
        ^^Jafski.. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 22, 13:15:20
        
        maybe.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 22, 13:20:38
        
        Most are, tbf (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 22, 13:23:23
        
        Jaffers is in London at the moment according to his twatter (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 22, 13:45:06
        
        thas his fault then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 22, 13:52:48
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 22, 13:09:26
        
        ^spat my coffee out reading that, ROLF! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 22, 13:09:25
- Congrats ! Nice timing ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 22, 12:10:00
  - Thanx m8 (General Chat) - goldie, Sep 22, 12:14:58
Troy Davis has been denied a stay of execution (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Sep 22, 03:32:18
- "They come. They fight. They destroy. They corrupt. It always ends the same." (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 22, 10:06:37
  - Happy Lost Day (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Sep 22, 10:22:42
    - :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 22, 11:05:10
- One of the hazards of carrying firearms I suppose (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Sep 22, 07:40:03
  - I'm glad I carry a gun (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Sep 22, 10:41:53
  - Yeah, except it was never found. There was a man there registered as owning a gun of (General Chat) - megson, Sep 22, 08:47:27
    - Also is it me or does the states main arguement seem to be that (General Chat) - megson, Sep 22, 08:50:39
- yeah is unbelievable in 2011 that the USA is still doing it (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 22, 04:09:07
  - Exactly. Can't condemn a man to death on witness testimony alone. Life, Fine (General Chat) - megson, Sep 22, 08:45:29
    - Or a white man accused of killing a black man (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 22, 09:00:02
      - Although a white supremacist has just been executed for killing a black man... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 22, 09:01:56
        
        Yes, but you are 22 times more likely to be on death row (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 22, 09:05:00
        
        Agree with both, not sure if race is an issue here, wouldn't be a shock, not the issue for (General Chat) - megson, Sep 22, 09:11:44
        
        the death penalty....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 22, 09:33:28
        
        ^^^ fucking nora (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 22, 09:41:09
        
        dont worry.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 22, 09:43:30
        
        And of course, Crazy christian executioner Texas Governor Rick Perry (General Chat) - phrankin, Sep 22, 09:52:52
        
        This Rick Perry (General Chat) - Karnivore, Sep 22, 10:06:12
        
        he's a kind hearted, forgiving Christian however (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Sep 22, 10:13:16
        
        Oh, yes, of course - was just saying it's not unknown (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 22, 09:07:26
Are none of you bastards gonna step in down there??? VVVVVVVVVV HMM?????? (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Sep 21, 09:17:00
- stop foaming at the chops and tell us what you're on about meggsy. (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 21, 09:44:12
- ??? (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Sep 21, 09:19:34
"Tax Free World Association"??? - how does that work then? (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 20, 14:23:57
- hare goo (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 20, 14:33:47
  - Oh (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 20, 14:44:53
  - Ah. Not sinister at all then. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 20, 14:40:35
  - Alternatively, I have found the site Google helpful on occasion (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 20, 14:35:59
    - I myself have found that WOTB is a most satisfactory source of answers to my queries (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 20, 14:40:37
- Easy. Those that are rich pay for what they need when they need it, fuck the rest of us. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 20, 14:28:52
- he fell awkwardly. As apposed to falling gracefully? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 20, 14:28:42
RAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 20, 14:19:00
- i'm with Meggers and Pixelman on this (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 20, 14:40:14
  - Do you not have the faintest alarm bell going off (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 20, 14:43:03
    - what makes you think it's humilating to play football in front of women? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 20, 14:48:01
      - That's the whole point - this is intended as a PUNISHMENT (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 20, 14:53:00
        
        lost revenue from men what make up the majority of the crowd and cause the majority of the (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 20, 14:55:50
- Cracking idea. The SFA should consider it for all old firm games, as well as banning TV (General Chat) - megson, Sep 20, 14:30:47
- I think as an alternative to playing behind closed doors it makes sense - (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 20, 14:27:18
- I hope they make a the chicks all wear kit (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 20, 14:23:11
No Ginger tossers thank you (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Sep 20, 13:02:49
- I'll stick a wig on, make a donation, collect my cheque and then,,,, (General Chat) - megson, Sep 20, 14:39:15
  - or to rise up and overthrow you're bank account. CSA bastards (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 20, 14:42:37
- gingerist (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 20, 13:15:40
"The first-team training pitches will have different grass that match the varying types us (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 20, 10:02:54
- You could close your eyes and see a young Iniesta or a young Xavi (Other Football) - megson, Sep 20, 12:32:27
no posts for over and hour and a half? Broken or just very quiet? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 20, 09:47:35
- Mate don't know if you agree, but I'm thinking Ruddy in goal for defo on Monday. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 20, 09:51:05
  - I reckon we should go with... (General Chat) - Waddockhunt, Sep 20, 10:24:29
    - where's the Assisstant Kit Manager? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 20, 10:32:17
    - Imagine if we had all that 3 years ago (General Chat) - pants, Sep 20, 10:26:20
      - I've noticed the other prem clubs seem to have 2 physios running out now (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 20, 11:00:07
  - and someone else takes free kicks instead of Johnson (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 20, 10:21:46
  - good shout. I'm going to email ILWT now. We can't leave it to chance. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 20, 09:59:32
- Didn't you get the email? (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 20, 09:50:04
  - Oh great. Do we have to start again now? Anybody got a copy of the rules? (n/m) (General Chat) - StraightOuttaBacton, Sep 20, 10:07:58
    - was going so well as well. This is what we call a (General Chat) - Pixelman, Sep 20, 10:10:09
      - Probably a failure to fail to communicate in fact (n/m) (General Chat) - StraightOuttaBacton, Sep 20, 10:11:52
If that's how the directors react to us scoring against Bolton, what will happen when (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Sep 19, 16:30:11
- They were like that at tWatford away last season (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 19, 17:09:41
- MWJ will do a pitch invasion and bum Rooney's hair off.. (NCFC) - Huge Small, Sep 19, 16:42:25
  - Actual in office holding back laugher snort (inc some discharge). (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 17:01:01
  - Oh I'm glad I've got a ticket to see that (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Sep 19, 17:01:00
    - you could join in and to a Shaun Goatse (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 17:01:48
      - I have no idea what you're talking about (I've had Hypnotherapy) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Sep 19, 17:04:47
        
        happy place, as in the inside of a mans arsehole (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 17:05:41
      - .. (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 17:02:03
  - you dirty little boy (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 16:43:17
Is this a good deal? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 15:50:40
- Beware Windows Vista - it's shite! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Sep 19, 16:34:44
  - ha ha. Has their not been enough updates to correct it's disastrous life? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 16:38:30
    - dunno what Kirrie is on about, it's all completely fine (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 19, 16:41:07
      - hey! don't diss XP (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 19, 16:49:12
        
        forced to use XP at work - and every so often find it lacks basic Vista functionality (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 19, 17:02:54
        
        I'm sorry to hear that (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 17:59:07
        
        Reviews seem to suggest vista has improved with service packs (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 16:52:12
        
        I've got an issue with the search function (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 19, 16:59:26
        
        I've found that a lot on OS's recently (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 17:00:54
        
        works perfectly on XP (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 19, 17:03:29
        
        yeah I must have been searching on 7 (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 17:59:50
- Is it refurbed? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 19, 15:55:44
  - yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 15:56:55
    - SHSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH but (General Chat) - megson, Sep 19, 15:57:28
      - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 19, 15:58:17
Pacheco tweets (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 19, 13:04:04
- If we stay up this year we should buy him for next. He loves us. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 19, 13:22:32
  - yeah - he should tell Atletico to do one! (NCFC) - Karnivore, Sep 19, 14:01:15
    - He's at Rayo Vallecano (tis in Madrid like) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 14:03:38
      - that's what's weird - Atletico got him on loan, then loaned him out (NCFC) - Karnivore, Sep 19, 14:15:21
        
        cheeky buggers. Real do this a lot, but usually sell them to local teams (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 14:21:35
        
        poor sod. Barca did it with Romeu on us as well this season (NCFC) - Karnivore, Sep 19, 14:27:56
        
        Then Chelsea probably have to pay big compensation (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 19, 14:29:18
        
        yeah, that was my next thought....... (NCFC) - Karnivore, Sep 19, 14:31:25
      - Think he made his debut, coming on for the last 10 minutes yesterday (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 14:06:51
  - Only if he does the business in that there La Liga (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 19, 13:44:44
- Bless him! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 13:05:19
Brazilian Style Beef and Black Bean Soup, Banana, Apple + Salt and Pepper Kettle Chipsh (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Sep 19, 13:01:44
- Bottle of Corona, Zaks Wester Burger, Bottle of Corona, Honeycomb Ice Cream thing. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 19, 14:04:08
  - Which Zaks? I hate the one near Greens. The one at Poringland is worse mind (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Sep 19, 14:05:04
    - Mousehold. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 19, 14:07:48
      - The best one. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 19, 14:08:04
        
        Correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Sep 19, 14:12:37
        
        ^^^This is factually correct. Only sensible thing the Wookie has said all day. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 19, 14:11:22
        
        FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 19, 14:11:50
Oh Yeah, FAO Steve Gedge "approach against WBA simply wasn't good enough" (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 12:27:36
- he's right, leaving our two best passers on the bench was an error (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Sep 19, 13:11:11
  - Error or "Simply not good enough" I.e. do that again and you're fired? (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 14:12:16
- If he's talking about Halsey, then he's spot on (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 12:31:54
  - Nope, I'd agree with that, talking about how NCFC approached the game. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 12:42:32
- Retweeted. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 19, 12:28:57
  - eh? Oh, agreed? With you. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 12:31:46
i wonder if Tierney has been to see the same plastic surgeon as Vaughany (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 19, 12:19:16
- He's been the the invisible menders on Unthank Road, they've done it so well that (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 19, 12:23:52
  - The alternative was to stand his ground, and then Klasnic would have probably (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 12:40:29
    - Coyle can fuck off too (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 19, 13:27:07
      - Guy Mowbray doing the com on motd, smugly remarked at Tierney dropping to the floor easily (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 13:38:01
        
        Smug sums up MOTD (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 19, 14:05:44
        
        Dixon knows his stuff, I like Merson for that too (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 14:10:42
    - Agree totally (NCFC) - N1fty5iftyCity, Sep 19, 13:07:27
      - yes, 100%. Any movement or resistance from MMT and he's off. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 13:09:54
    - If I'd been Klasnic I'd have gone back and given him a proper go (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Sep 19, 12:57:13
      - Tis something in football that hasn't been addressed. Last season Sagna walked up to (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 13:05:46
        
        Exactly, had he not, as you say, may have ended up booked or red carded (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 13:07:17
AVB what a complete and utter twat (Other Football) - John in Texas, Sep 19, 11:43:13
- He's OK. Bought me a pint on Saturday. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 19, 11:43:56
  - Loved the celebration for our second - the top bar went mental. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 19, 12:05:06
    - It sounded good from just up the road... (n/m) (Other Football) - Hugh Manatee, Sep 19, 13:24:28
      - haha! unlucky. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 19, 14:34:02
    - you gonna be in there for the yahnited game? (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Sep 19, 12:12:29
      - Yep - should think so mate - planning another jaunt to the fine city? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 19, 12:14:19
        
        yeah - a day in the pub straight after payday sounds like a plan (Other Football) - Karnivore, Sep 19, 12:16:46
        
        Nice one. Ended up on a mini-crawl prior to Saturday's match. Got free pints in Henry's (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 19, 12:22:12
        
        no trains on to Cambridge - bus to Ely, train to Norwich (Other Football) - Karnivore, Sep 19, 12:25:03
        
        i might come out to play if theres a get together (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Sep 19, 12:20:39
        
        was gonna ask you mate, and grays as well (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Sep 19, 12:24:03
        
        There always is for a game on the tully. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 19, 12:23:02
        
        i know, its an 11 mile stroll to get there (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Sep 19, 12:27:14
        
        Is that a tele tele game then not a dodgy tele game? (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Sep 19, 12:25:48
        
        the latter (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Sep 19, 12:27:21
        
        ...and they turn the lights off if it's sunny. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 19, 12:30:58
        
        ha - was wondering if you could see the 'big telly' or not! (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Sep 19, 12:31:56
        
        He got it wrong - it's the medium telly that gets the sun. What a bloody idiot that boy is (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 19, 12:33:46
        
        lol - I'm going to get a badge this year too!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Karnivore, Sep 19, 12:34:44
        
        Staying Up Wrath Up (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 19, 12:44:59
        
        what do we get if we don't? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 19, 12:48:08
        
        Aprons. We'll still do a wrath up though, won't we? In the sun. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 19, 12:50:42
        
        with the promise of an apron, of course we will (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 19, 13:03:27
        
        Lager tops (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Sep 19, 13:04:56
        
        Love one. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Sep 19, 13:05:57
  - Acronym variation begun? (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Sep 19, 11:45:37
  - must have been cider then (n/m) (Other Football) - John in Texas, Sep 19, 11:45:32
  - A pint buyer. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 19, 11:44:23
    - ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 19, 11:45:59
      - A purchased beverage. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 19, 11:48:10
        
        Ahoy! Pint, Bellend? (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 19, 11:50:20
        
        That's how he asked, yes. We're you there? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 19, 11:52:40
        
        AV (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 19, 12:17:27
        
        Apostrophe Permanently Buggered (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Sep 19, 12:16:06
Barnett, Pants has a point down there VVVVVVVVVV (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 11:40:46
No one can accuse NCFC Directors of not being fans (n/m) (NCFC) - trustsec, Sep 19, 11:14:54
- Wrong key!!!!!! (NCFC) - trustsec, Sep 19, 11:16:21
  - Is that chap in the background flicking the Vs at McNasty et al? (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 11:19:48
    - Has the guy bottom left passed away with shock? (n/m) (NCFC) - trustsec, Sep 19, 13:31:26
    - McN Looks Proper Scary (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Sep 19, 11:43:45
      - He may be pumping his fist with one hand but it's the other I'm worried about (NCFC) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Sep 19, 12:09:04
    - haha - he is as well! (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Sep 19, 11:39:28
    - Great spot! Who is the guy next to McNally? (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 19, 11:35:01
      - I don't know. I can recognise the usual suspects. Foulgers belly gets bigger all the time. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 11:40:55
    - Spot!! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 11:30:27
    - I think he is, yes (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 19, 11:25:22
    - Hahaha, great spot (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 19, 11:23:58
    - Also in that picture. That's MWJs sex face, imagine Delia bent over infront of him. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 11:23:14
      - FFS! (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Sep 19, 11:40:07
      - ^^^^^^ (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 11:25:57
      - Jesus wept. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 19, 11:24:42
        
        Michael has arrived. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 11:32:09
        
        Do you think he does "City! clap clap clap, City! clap clap clap" in the bedroom too? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 19, 11:33:36
        
        He makes Delia wear the bird shit shirt from the 90s and shouts (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 19, 13:46:37
        
        That's overstepped the line I'm afraid. Disgraceful. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 11:34:42
        
        Agreed, it disgusts me (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 11:36:51
        
        Shocking lack of respect to our major shareholders. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 11:38:38
        
        *nearly crying with laughter* (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 11:26:24
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 11:21:37
      - Does look like it doesn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 11:22:10
        
        The fantastic angry man defiance of it all. In a suit as well (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 11:24:30
        
        That's exactly what he was thinking. Spot on I reckon. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 11:27:03
        
        I was right next to the Bolton fans, as close as you could get (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 19, 11:26:36
        
        MWJ looks like he's monking on the hair of the blonde in front of him (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 19, 11:23:29
        
        I was eating my soup when i read that, keyboard now covered in soup I laughed so hard (n/m) (NCFC) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Sep 19, 12:13:02
        
        Haha ^ See above. He's really roaring himself home. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 11:24:21
        
        Thinking on same level as jaffers (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 19, 11:27:07
        
        Hey brain, take a walk on the wild side. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 11:27:41
        
        Oh no. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 19, 11:24:36
  - are you sure it wasn't the tea boy saying "hands up who wants coffee?" (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 11:19:12
  - Picture no 10 (n/m) (NCFC) - trustsec, Sep 19, 11:18:07
- I could for a fiver (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 11:15:27
Where's all the bitching about Barnett's mistakes? (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 10:19:20
- He's a big strong boy innit (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 19, 10:41:00
  - We've got a lot of big strong boys these days. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 19, 10:46:48
    - Trevor Benjamin (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 10:57:44
    - You certainly wouldn't (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 19, 10:51:25
      - you wouldn't want to pick on Little Wessi, Small Man Syndrome + Irishness (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 19, 11:36:45
      - lol. I think OG is BigGrantHolt (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 11:31:26
    - Speaking of which, I notice the Chelsea (the fucking rent boys) brought on a lad yesterday (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 19, 10:48:48
      - he played against the Nodge, I think (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 19, 10:53:00
  - It's good of fans to give him the benefit of doubt after some bad errors (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 10:44:36
- Textbook. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 10:40:39
  - True though (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 10:43:29
    - People will always forget errors that have no consequence. Look at Sammy Lee at Bolton. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 10:46:58
      - Sammy Lee must love getting in free at theme parks (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 10:57:01
        
        Yes, but hates that he can't go on the big rides. He has to go on the cup & saucers while (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 11:04:53
        
        Does your log flume? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 11:05:46
        
        More of a bough than a log, but yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 11:07:25
excellent analysis at holtamania (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Sep 19, 09:17:59
- Good site but I' not a fan of the chalkboard stuff that started in the Guardian. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 09:52:00
  - I do like a stat and that. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 19, 10:38:54
    - I also like typing some. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 19, 10:40:28
    - Oh yeah, totally agree. Just doesn't ring my bell. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 10:39:56
  - a mate of mine knows Daniel Finkelstein (NCFC) - Karnivore, Sep 19, 10:19:58
    - We're just romantic asthetes mate. Lovers, not fighters. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 10:39:19
      - best way to be, too ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Sep 19, 10:47:28
  - I like it, some of it gives a picture, but I wouldn't live or die by it. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 10:04:02
    - Also you can draw the wrong conclusions. Often leads you to look at what one team 'did' (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 10:38:36
      - Indeed, I think I was striving for that same point, and, as usual, failing. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 11:32:51
Jaffers and I nail it, AGAIN. WE. ARE. MASSIVE. Told you to bookmark this. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 08:16:28
- I wrote him a letter and requested his swear at yellalee in the second half (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 10:36:51
  - What did he say to him? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 10:41:24
    - Dunno (NCFC) - pants, Sep 19, 11:05:21
- Booooooooooooooooom! (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 19, 08:21:48
- my idea of dropping both strikers (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 19, 08:18:22
  - Shush. That was obvious, no more than a guess. The Rudd/Ruddy thing was the real decision. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 08:29:44
    - Nah just 2. Ruddy's save at the end stopped it being 1 -1. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 08:37:01
      - or 2-2 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 19, 08:37:32
        
        Yeah that too, good to see you're paying attention. Test passed. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 19, 09:09:15
    - don't be so modest (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 19, 08:31:29
Moving day (General Chat) - watfordcanary, Sep 19, 06:07:17
- Good luck - and welcome! (n/m) (General Chat) - HampshireYella, Sep 19, 10:03:54
- Good Luck with your move (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Sep 19, 08:53:11
- It really is one of the most stressful things! Good luck. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 19, 08:30:13
- Good luck! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Sep 19, 06:10:48
She might have a lovely arse but her face is a bit weird and spotty (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 16, 13:10:02
- Hold the Phone, Alba?!?!?!?!? (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Sep 16, 13:27:26
  - Agreed, i've not seen these, or heard of them. I'd imagine AB has a copy, or was it FP (General Chat) - megson, Sep 16, 13:39:19
    - Nothing to do with me. Partial Angler. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 13:41:11
      - Oh ar that were it. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 16, 13:55:36
      - Whither, Partial Angler? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 16, 13:54:38
      - Wasn't it Git? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 16, 13:49:54
        
        No, you senile old fool, it was PA. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 16, 13:53:28
        
        Oh yeah, she's a bit on the old side for you OG, intshe? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 16, 14:13:10
        
        Arrers (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 16, 14:18:32
  - preggo shots (General Chat) - mr chimp, Sep 16, 13:38:47
    - Thats it? shame. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 16, 13:56:03
parking advice for tomorrow (NCFC) - ingi, Sep 16, 12:32:54
- Might be of help (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 16, 12:48:23
  - That's were I was thinking of parking (n/m) (NCFC) - curva nord, Sep 16, 12:52:59
    - where even ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - curva nord, Sep 16, 12:53:33
  - brill - i will do that. Many thanks for posting the link. (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Sep 16, 12:51:32
    - Cheers (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 16, 13:00:13
- I think i might have been once, I can't really remember. That sort of place. I could mean (NCFC) - megson, Sep 16, 12:40:29
- It is a complete arsehole to get out of that car park at the ground. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 16, 12:38:09
  - good grief (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 16, 12:40:23
- Handbrake on and leave in gear if you're on a hill. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 16, 12:36:32
Oi jafski! Are we doing bikes or straight to PoD tomorrow? Or decision-pending re: weather (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 16, 12:28:42
- Twat if you PoD. I'm angling for a match beer. Depending on what we do (General Chat) - megson, Sep 16, 13:57:10
  - We are definitely PoD'ing for the match either way. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 16, 14:01:45
    - lol. I shall angle, it'll be sensible drinks though. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 16, 14:21:55
      - Of course. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 16, 14:26:08
- Decision pending re: weather. We'll take a look and decide by 9:30. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 12:31:40
  - Dunt look brillyunt... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 16, 12:32:54
    - Here's the current PoD vs ToB ometer... (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 12:36:10
      - Yep (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 16, 13:33:57
- I read that as "are we doing Dykes"!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 16, 12:30:53
  - Me too (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 16, 12:33:28
    - So are you? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 16, 12:35:58
      - Shink soo (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 16, 13:32:51
Klein (General Chat) - Michelle Davis, Sep 16, 09:49:01
- kann ich auch mal auf dem Br?tchen? (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Sep 16, 10:37:57
  - gehen sie Ann Summers fur dieselstoppenfloppen (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 16, 12:05:39
- Was haben sie f?r das Mittagessen? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 16, 10:17:42
- schlol (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 16, 10:15:20
- GARRY!! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Sep 16, 10:03:56
- swei grosse bier bitte, yah? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 09:52:35
- lautes lachen (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 09:51:28
  - I'd get my tongue right around her vowels (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 16, 09:53:43
    - I'd bratwurst my frankfurter right up her schnitzel! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 09:55:28
      - I'd annex her sudetenland. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 09:57:51
        
        I'd play Leck mich im Arsch for her (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 16, 10:05:34
        
        I'd invade her Po land. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 16, 10:12:50
        
        I'd put MY towel on HER sunbed, anyday!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 10:22:27
        
        I'd shag her (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Sep 16, 11:04:32
        
        There's always one (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 16, 12:16:59
        
        Really?? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Sep 16, 11:07:39
        
        you filthy bastard. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 16, 11:06:15