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FAO AB. (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 12, 17:12:05
- AB just gets a big ole monk on when there's an XI that's not on a Friday (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 12, 17:16:12
  - Yes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 12, 17:19:31
    - I'm disappointed in the turnout of the xisco one (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 12, 17:25:29
      - do a bot and see if we didn't have one recently (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 12, 17:26:22
  - but I also think we did a computer one very recently (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 12, 17:17:13
    - oh and also DiF has an abnormal nose and/or fingers (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 12, 17:17:45
Caption Comp (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 12, 16:31:47
- King Size Pot Noodle (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Feb 12, 17:10:25
- You love him off (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 12, 16:35:30
  - I urge you to become his friend on facebook. Astonishing. (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 12, 16:38:03
    - ha ha - i think i've seen enough (NCFC) - Small, Feb 12, 16:49:31
Murray is playing - where are all the tennis lovers? (n/m) (Other Sports) - capecodcarman, Feb 12, 16:24:05
- Bristol - he just won (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Feb 12, 16:25:24
  - ching ching (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Feb 12, 16:32:41
    - banana phone (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Feb 12, 16:35:49
still snowing :s (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 12, 16:11:49
- and here - ground now properly white (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 12, 16:46:59
  - To say it's been 4 hours (General Chat) - pants, Feb 12, 17:09:19
    - stopped here now (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 12, 17:27:54
      - amendment - started again (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 12, 17:36:32
- Shame the council won't grit the fucking pavements (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 12, 16:23:50
  - oh, yeah we did have a power cut yest (General Chat) - pants, Feb 12, 16:30:33
  - how does the man who drives the gritter get to work? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 12, 16:27:19
    - he wears tennis rackets on his feet. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 16:30:21
    - by osmosis (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 12, 16:30:06
  - Smash the system! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 12, 16:26:03
    - TWO WORDS!!! (General Chat) - pants, Feb 12, 16:34:56
- some minor snowage here (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 12, 16:16:08
  - none here, bit grey though (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 12, 16:20:43
fao: CB41....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 12, 14:04:11
- only cos she's a tory doner kebab (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 12, 14:17:01
  - ffs! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 12, 14:18:38
    - How dare you, stupid miserable old scottish cunt (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 12, 14:20:45
      - yes...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 12, 14:23:01
        
        I was talking about the one eyed idiot and not Sammy Davis Jnr (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 12, 14:24:32
        
        One brown eyed idiot? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 12, 14:47:50
        
        That's no way to talk about Davis Jnr (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 12, 14:53:37
        
        but brady, you would, wouldnt you........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 12, 14:31:11
        
        Yeah probably would in a Marlon King kinda way (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 12, 14:53:07
        
        Oh Mine! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 12, 14:57:11
Computer XI (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 13:44:58
- CD Romaldo (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Feb 12, 15:47:09
- DELLroy facey (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 12, 15:46:34
- Memory Leak Roft (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 12, 15:23:08
  - Leak Rofl (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 15:45:25
- cant believe that no one has got our very own simon lapptop (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 12, 15:19:04
- Clarence PCdorf (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 12, 14:53:36
- Ryan Gigabite (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 12, 14:51:00
- David BeckSPAM (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 12, 14:49:11
  - or SPAMmy clingan (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 12, 15:42:25
- Bert MilliCHIP (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 12, 14:40:32
- Wireless Ferdinand (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Feb 12, 14:32:14
- St Pancras PLAY station (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 14:27:51
- Printed Sir Kit Carson (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Feb 12, 14:27:27
- Owen Hardrives (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Feb 12, 14:27:18
- Christopher ColumUSBbus (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 14:26:18
  - you've got USB and BUS in that, nice one! (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Feb 12, 14:27:32
    - yeah. no footballers names though (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 14:28:51
      - neither are a few of them on the list. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Feb 12, 14:36:01
        
        i think you'll find that's my point (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 14:39:24
      - p (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 14:28:57
- HTML Tel (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 14:25:18
  - XML Heskey (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 12, 14:27:25
    - PHP Sauce (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 14:30:16
- DDRAMbuie (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 14:25:16
- Ruel Firefox (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Feb 12, 14:25:13
- TCP/IPeter Thorne (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 14:24:42
- BOOKMARK Viduka (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Feb 12, 14:24:34
- Marco di Sony Vaio (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 14:24:12
- Patrick ViERROR (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Feb 12, 14:23:35
- Diego For-loop (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Feb 12, 14:22:56
- Ice SCREEN (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 14:22:31
- noel wheLAN (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 12, 14:22:18
  - nWANkwo Kanu (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 14:23:13
    - Yes I can and do. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 14:24:14
- Intranet Milan (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 14:21:27
  - Internet Milan ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 14:22:34
- Roman AbRAMovitch (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Feb 12, 14:20:16
- Kevin Hacker Muscatt (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 14:20:10
- John Compact Flashnu (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Feb 12, 14:18:16
- Pseudocode MacDonald (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 14:18:09
- David BUSst (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Feb 12, 14:17:54
- cc+ fabrigas (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 12, 14:16:25
- Acer Hartford (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Feb 12, 14:16:24
  - I like that one (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 14:16:48
- Line-el Messi (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Feb 12, 14:15:14
- Justin Compact Flashanu (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 14:14:38
  - ha ha! (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Feb 12, 14:15:49
- Yugo Ehiog (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 14:13:23
- Jonathan Spectrum (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 14:12:54
- Left click Advocaat (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 14:11:30
- Peripheral Mulryne (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 14:10:29
- CDion Dublin (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 14:09:25
  - Poor (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Feb 12, 14:19:09
- Head-up Display Parlour (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 14:08:48
- Tron Atkinson (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 12, 14:08:37
- Safari Croft (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 14:08:04
  - That should have been Yousef Safari (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Feb 12, 14:22:05
- Vector Graphic Segura (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 14:07:23
- Jason Raster Graphic Lee (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 14:06:42
- Monitorre Andre Flo (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 14:06:40
- El Intel Venables (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 14:05:46
- Esc Fabregas (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 14:05:12
- Leon Mackintoshkenzie (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 12, 14:04:42
- Deleter Cech (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 14:04:19
- Array Redknapp (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 14:03:31
- Dave String-er (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 14:03:13
- Yahoo are ya, Yahoo are ya (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 14:03:05
  - now i think you'll find that's a football chant, isn't it? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 14:12:04
    - lol, Sorry I like playing by my rules. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 14:12:47
      - I'm with yer, loj, anything to do with football (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 12, 14:16:13
        
        yeah (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 14:21:40
        
        Oh cunt off you tosser, who made you the Boss of XIs? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 12, 14:28:40
        
        very elequoently put AB. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 14:30:18
        
        grumpy bollocks (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 14:23:44
- Graham Touchpaddon (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 14:03:00
- Printscreen Nedergaard (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 14:02:59
- Hossam AO-Gha-L-y (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 12, 14:02:32
- Nat Loftmouse (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 14:02:20
- Marouane F9i (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Feb 12, 14:01:55
- Lee Power cable (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 14:01:24
- Andy Yahughes (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 14:00:54
- Umm going to give you a good kicking with my Hotmail boots on. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 14:00:23
  - oh (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 14:01:12
- Andy D'Urso (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 14:00:01
  - is there a cunt XI going on as well? (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 14:08:59
  - not a player, is he? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 14:01:33
    - correct (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 14:07:15
    - Yes. Plays for Brizzle. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 14:02:24
- Howard Webb (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 13:59:32
- CTRL-ALT-DELroy Facey (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Feb 12, 13:59:23
- Jobi McAnti-virus (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 12, 13:59:14
  - Adel Taarbat Acrobat (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 12, 14:00:37
- Total Network Solutions (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 13:59:13
- Tim Berners-Lee Bowyer (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:58:58
- Google Cisse (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 13:58:29
- Darren Huckerblackberry (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 12, 13:58:28
- Ajax (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:58:21
- The RAMs (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:57:59
- Paul Cookie (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 13:57:54
- Phil Bugg (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 13:57:10
- Accesc to porn Fabregas (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 13:57:05
- NEC Nijmegen (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Feb 12, 13:56:44
- Lee "C" Sharpe (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:56:34
- Phil Mr Babbages Calculating Machine (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 13:56:06
- Michael ISDN. (Other Football) - Arganth, Feb 12, 13:55:52
- John Toshiback (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 12, 13:55:35
  - ... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:55:58
    - Yeah, but mine is closer to his actual name (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 12, 13:56:40
      - Form a circle, boys. The young un's going for it... (Other Football) - Arganth, Feb 12, 13:58:40
- Steve 'Apple' Macmanamananam (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 13:55:25
- Roque Sandisk Cruzer (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:54:49
- David Packard Bell (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 12, 13:54:29
  - ... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:55:09
  - Bollocks (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 12, 13:55:07
- Norwich City Back-up after relegation. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 13:54:03
- Disk-o Dale Gordon (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:53:40
- Robert Eagle (backup) (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:53:12
- Darren HuckerBeOs (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:52:53
- Chris Waddle I do if it crashes and I lose all my data? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 13:52:32
- Linvoy Virus (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:52:21
- Linux Malmqvist (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 12, 13:52:11
- IBMall Berkovich (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 13:51:53
- USB de la cruz (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 13:51:25
- IDE Gudjonsson. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Feb 12, 13:51:15
- John Toshiba (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:51:03
- David Packard Bell (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:50:51
- Frank Riijkaardrive. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Feb 12, 13:50:41
- Linux-voy Primus (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:50:28
- Harry RedHat (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:50:14
- Compierre Litbarski (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 13:50:13
  - *Littbarski* (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:51:39
  - roflinho (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 13:50:45
- Computer Throne (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 13:49:54
  - Computer Mendham when they are broken. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 13:51:46
    - (with a big fuck off screwdriver) (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 13:52:59
  - *Thorne* (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:51:27
- Computer Reid (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 13:49:38
- Dean Windows (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 13:49:26
- Computer Crouch (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 13:49:23
- Computer Beardley (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 13:49:13
  - *Beardsley* (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:51:21
- TroJan Molby (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 13:49:11
- Petr Cechsum (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 13:48:48
- John that was a hard drive Motson (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 13:48:43
- DOS Santos. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Feb 12, 13:48:39
- Jeremy Degauss (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 13:48:38
- Dickson Ubuntu (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:48:30
- J Microsoft (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 13:47:52
  - (Jamie Scrowcroft) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 12, 13:50:21
- Commodore Achibald-Henville (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:47:36
  - *Archibald* (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:47:42
- Philip OSX (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 12, 13:47:26
- Ullyses Dell La Cruz (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:47:09
- Laptoppa Bouba Diop (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 13:46:57
- Jan Venegoor of Userpostedlink (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 12, 13:46:36
  - Ha! (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 12, 13:49:25
- Mama Boarda Dioperating system (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 12, 13:46:33
- Ted MacDougall (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:45:58
- Emanuel PC (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 13:45:49
If Norwich were banned from playing in yellow & green forever... (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Feb 11, 16:24:21
- I always liked this (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Feb 11, 18:30:06
- Only one option but in black..................... (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Feb 11, 17:47:03
- Green & Yellow (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Feb 11, 17:42:29
- Beige (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 11, 17:28:03
  - i'm liking this (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 11, 17:33:02
    - *I like* - (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 11, 17:35:03
      - too much time spent with people who don't know how to use present continuous (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 11, 17:38:26
  - With a compulsory perm? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 11, 17:29:08
    - Oh yes (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 11, 17:33:01
- brown (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 11, 17:27:42
- Banana and Grass (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 11, 17:27:06
- That pink ol' unit what Oldham wore the other day. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Feb 11, 17:20:47
- Smocks. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 17:06:17
  - that's a style not a colour (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 11, 17:11:12
    - Gingham pinnafore dresses (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 11, 17:18:08
      - and red boots?? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 11, 17:25:28
        
        without wanting to have a go or nuffing, i can't get that finger crossing thing to work (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 11, 17:32:16
        
        in full (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 11, 17:39:17
        
        doesn't work (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 11, 18:09:11
        
        and your email address below reminded me of this: (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 11, 18:23:07
        
        Cross the index and middle fingers of one hand, then rub the bridge of the nose, right on (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 11, 17:38:35
- Dungarees and straw hat (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Feb 11, 16:54:18
- Oak Funnel. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 11, 16:50:28
- jungle camouflage (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 11, 16:40:21
- ginger (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 11, 16:38:24
- Green & Yellow. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 11, 16:37:17
- Purple with black shorts (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 11, 16:33:48
  - actually, vertical purple and black stripes, awesome (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 11, 16:34:54
    - liking purple, as I think I've said before on here, (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 11, 17:12:12
- All black (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 11, 16:29:30
Remember when Chris Morgan fractured Ian Hume's skull and got a yellow card? Referee...? (Other Football) - The Judge, Feb 11, 16:09:59
- Matthew Gibson?? (n/m) (Other Football) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Feb 11, 19:56:36
- I've decided to call my turds D'Ursos (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 11, 16:22:09
  - Does your bum keep giving out red piles. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 11, 16:39:10
    - No. (Other Football) - Small, Feb 11, 16:48:37
    - and run round the bathroom clutching one? (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 11, 16:43:46
      - after the Doc slid in and got a touch to his balls and sent him tumbling into the bath. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 11, 16:47:32
    - Does anyone still say bum to themselves and laugh? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 11, 16:43:11
      - Not when Durso's involved. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 11, 16:44:13
  - haha (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 11, 16:29:51
PLEASE SOMEONE, POST SOMETHING INTERESTING! (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 11, 14:53:25
- if you cross your fingers and rub the bridge of your nose with them (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 15:47:45
- Male Kangaroos are perpetually knackered. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 11, 15:41:28
- Female Kangaroos are perpetually pregnant (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:39:08
  - that's mice isn't it? (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 15:46:26
    - From Wikipedias (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:49:13
      - Oh, and... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:51:06
- Dogs are scared of plums. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 11, 15:24:32
  - My dogs aren't scared of my plums. Especially when I put some bovril on them. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:25:27
    - You sick cunt. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 11, 15:30:47
- *** (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 11, 15:14:07
  - Quality. I like this one (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:17:07
    - haha, excellent (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 11, 15:20:55
      - another gem (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 11, 15:24:02
        
        I wondered what that was! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:25:01
        
        did someone else have to tell you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 11, 15:33:30
        
        Err. Yes. You (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:35:33
        
        certainly not, (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 11, 15:43:23
- there are more hairdressers than steelworkers in the US (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 15:06:17
  - There's more fake flamingo's in the us than real ones (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 15:15:55
  - cc (not CC) I think you've got that the wrong way round. (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 11, 15:10:25
    - It was one of those things I found staggering, genuinely (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 15:16:28
      - 250m heads in America. Lot of Fro's very labour intensive to maintain. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 11, 15:28:37
- if an ant eats an ounce of cress it will die (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 15:06:00
  - Surely if an ant eats an ounce of anything it will die ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:10:24
    - why is everyone picking up on my facts? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 15:17:06
      - I know, and I just made mine up, yet you're getting a grilling. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 11, 15:38:07
        
        better than a roasting (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 15:45:01
        
        If you mean roasting as in bollocking then yes. The other kind would depend on if it was (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 11, 15:48:53
        
        do you do sales recruitment? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 15:51:49
        
        A little, we are engineering/technical specialists so technical sales/sales engineers (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 11, 16:01:26
        
        probably not (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 16:05:05
        
        ^^^ I do all of that, in spades. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 16:29:47
        
        The salary's ok (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 16:49:07
        
        Don't misundersetimate the power of t'internet!!. (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 11, 16:13:38
        
        yes - startup as well (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 16:22:07
        
        Wrath-rates! Been quickly browsing and... (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 11, 16:27:15
        
        as follows (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 16:39:22
        
        You got mail. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 11, 16:50:25
        
        Have you ever met a salesperson that you wouldn't like to punch right in the throat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 15:57:32
        
        I've always worked quite closely with salespeople (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 16:00:16
- Snow Geese make an annual round trip journey of more than 5,000 miles at speeds of 50 mph (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 11, 15:05:20
- Anteaters can't scratch their own stomachs. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 11, 14:57:54
Has Partial Angler infiltrated the Leeds P.A system? (Other Football) - Small, Feb 9, 20:12:44
- Hoooze and Naylor in the same team, what have they done to deserve that? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 9, 20:18:43
just seen the highlights of the game what a tackle my the doc (NCFC) - eddie, Feb 9, 17:52:55
- Just watched the highlights (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Feb 9, 18:57:03
  - But having hit the enter button too early - (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Feb 9, 19:00:04
    - where did you see the incident? (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 9, 19:52:41
      - I sky plus'd the Championship (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Feb 9, 20:18:59
      - ITV showed it and so did The Sky Sports Big League2 just now (NCFC) - Small, Feb 9, 20:10:12
Scolari sacked! (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellow Ice, Feb 9, 16:38:43
- I wonder what international team he will take over now (Other Football) - Brandonio, Feb 9, 17:39:27
- Roeder's available (n/m) (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Feb 9, 16:46:44
  - they should appoint an Old Goalie (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 9, 16:53:38
    - Preferably one that wasn't very good anywhere who liked insulting fans? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 9, 17:23:02
    - Peter Bonetti? (n/m) (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, Feb 9, 16:58:33
  - a short term fix only (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 9, 16:48:35
  - fao Charles21 (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 9, 16:48:35
    - this is how internet rumours start (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 9, 16:54:20
- I'd laugh my plums off if they pinched Zola (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 9, 16:44:30
  - wasn't there a rumour of Zola/di Matteo (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 9, 16:50:11
    - no, it was just a fan with a banner (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 9, 16:54:37
      - this is how rumours start (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 9, 16:55:45
- Avram Grant, Gus Hiddink & Carol Thatcher on shortlist (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 9, 16:41:43
  - and big Phil Jupitus (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 9, 16:42:23
- ww2 (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 9, 16:40:58
Scolari SACKED (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 9, 16:18:48
- Football is dead (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Feb 9, 16:34:35
  - Premier League football is shit (n/m) (Other Football) - BINMEN8R, Feb 9, 16:56:43
    - Proved mostly by yesterdays games. It's all so bloody defensive (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 9, 17:00:53
  - It died the day Abramovich came in (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 9, 16:39:07
    - Died before that when Murdoch/Sky got involved (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Feb 9, 18:41:04
  - it will be interesting this season if Villa can sneak fourth (Other Football) - pants, Feb 9, 16:37:52
    - I think Aresenal are in big trouble myself. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Feb 9, 17:15:54
    - Looks like Manure 1st, Scouse 2nd (Other Football) - megson, Feb 9, 16:52:59
    - ha ha (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 9, 16:39:28
  - hope so (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 9, 16:36:35
  - yes (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Feb 9, 16:35:14
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 9, 16:26:46
  - That Avram Grant, rubbish, hahaahahahah (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 9, 16:27:23
    - Tony Adams being lined up (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 9, 16:29:55
      - Glenn Roeder makes a speedy return to management (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 9, 16:36:02
        
        troll (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 9, 16:36:25
        
        not trolling (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 9, 16:37:41
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 9, 16:38:31
- Linkage (Other Football) - wgf500, Feb 9, 16:22:49
  - Can imagine watford fans are looking forward to this weekend now (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 9, 16:44:43
- Jose IN! (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Feb 9, 16:20:02
Man Utd going to walk the league this year (Other Football) - shoddy, Feb 8, 23:47:43
- Two awful games today. Premier league seems to based all around defence (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 9, 00:00:32
- Gulf gets bigger and bigger (Other Football) - pants, Feb 8, 23:51:00
  - Yup - it's sickening. And this is coming from someone who doesnt mind Utd (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Feb 8, 23:53:59
- WW2 (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Feb 8, 23:47:54
Am I going more mental? (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 7, 22:09:51
- BETIS BETIS BETIS (Other Football) - pants, Feb 7, 22:50:12
- yes, yes and yes (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 7, 22:19:50
  - Good (Other Football) - Tombs, Feb 7, 22:29:09
Seville derby time, come on Betis (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 7, 21:04:43
- GET IN THERE! (Other Football) - pants, Feb 7, 22:36:28
  - YAY☺ (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 7, 22:47:48
AS gone - could be all over within the hour. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 7, 18:10:19
- the players were interviewed about the IPL auction, and they said "Yeah, but its not (NCFC) - shoddy, Feb 7, 18:40:18
  - Could very well be the death of Cricket. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 7, 18:44:59
    - Botham and Hussain both just talked about frictions in the team (NCFC) - Small, Feb 7, 20:34:43
- oh dear. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Feb 7, 18:12:16
  - Sack Pieterson ! (NCFC) - shoddy, Feb 7, 18:13:02
    - Bowled 'em! Collywobbles is gone, 23/5 (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 7, 18:19:02
      - Even if it was the Aussies, would you do this to win?............... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 7, 18:24:50
        
        Haha. That's the first time i've seen that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 7, 20:14:46
        
        God god no (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 7, 18:28:10
        
        Top man Iwan. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 7, 18:33:10
        
        To be fair (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 7, 18:33:59
      - crikey! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Feb 7, 18:22:37
        
        Boycott is positively jovial (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 7, 18:23:30
        
        Fuck me, straight through Prior! 23/6 (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 7, 18:24:28
        
        is this a wind up? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Feb 7, 18:25:01
        
        Obviously not, after checking. We really are a shower of shite at the mo. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Feb 7, 18:27:15
        
        26/7, Broad caught at short leg (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 7, 18:31:08
        
        glad i cant see the pictures. dear oh dear. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Feb 7, 18:34:29
Stumpgoal! Pietersen cleaned up for 1, Pomgolia 12/3! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 7, 17:43:30
- Oh Mine! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Feb 7, 17:44:45
  - Jesus, Strauss gone now too. 20/4 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 7, 18:10:13
Dr. D on now i think (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 7, 17:20:32
- Soz Andy, just fed up with people having a go at him. :) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 7, 17:23:27
  - I totally agree (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 17:29:26
    - Reason (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Feb 7, 17:31:37
      - just look at the Pink un though (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 17:37:38
        
        Can't we try persuade them to support Piswich instead? (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Feb 7, 17:39:57
        
        I'd prefer to have a cull (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 17:41:54
        
        Canary Cull (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Feb 7, 17:45:55
        
        roffle lets do it (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 7, 17:48:54
        
        Adams should have 'Mini me' style button (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Feb 7, 17:50:46
  - Think you're right, Dr D (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 7, 17:28:04
    - Incorrect (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, Feb 7, 21:44:38
    - Indeed, what was he meant to do? Just think people single him out. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Feb 7, 17:29:13
- the guy going on about the Doc? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 7, 17:22:23
Canary Call (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Feb 7, 17:19:03
- Why don't you call and show everyone how to do it? (NCFC) - LegendGunnShooter, Feb 7, 17:22:15
  - The balls to talk shit on air (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Feb 7, 17:23:56
    - I haven't heard you calling in yet to say anything better (NCFC) - LegendGunnShooter, Feb 7, 17:28:13
      - If I had something useful to say on air I would (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Feb 7, 17:30:28
- CC = retard magnet (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Feb 7, 17:21:13
  - Indeed (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Feb 7, 17:24:42
- Honestly, why do you listen? (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 7, 17:19:54
  - For something to moan about (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 7, 17:23:34
    - I'm not moaning, I find it hillarious (n/m) (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Feb 7, 17:25:27
  - Pure comedy value tbh (n/m) (NCFC) - SussexCanary, Feb 7, 17:21:02
2 points clear of relegation zone with all other teams with 2 games in hand (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Feb 7, 17:07:37
- parp (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 7, 17:08:14
What is the score please?nm (n/m) (NCFC) - The Duke of Norfolk, Feb 7, 16:26:34
- 20 and a multi million selling album by the fugees (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 7, 17:00:54
  - Yellow card for Himsworth (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 7, 17:07:58
- Well from the negativity on here i would say we are losing 1 nil? (n/m) (NCFC) - The Duke of Norfolk, Feb 7, 16:32:36
  - You do know there are other websites on the internet, right? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 7, 16:38:43
- guess (n/m) (NCFC) - Half Pint, Feb 7, 16:28:28
Midfield `ace` surely `Joker` (NCFC) - Tonypowellshandbag, Feb 6, 21:55:26
- What a strange site. (NCFC) - Small, Feb 6, 22:33:27
and another thing..re bristol homepage, I don't know if this really will be save of the (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Feb 6, 16:06:56
- Does anyone know if the Bristols players are here yet? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 6, 16:12:28
Stumpigol! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Feb 6, 16:03:35
- Oh fuck! it was off his trousers. (Other Sports) - Small, Feb 6, 16:06:14
  - Sigh. We are back to being shit at this again aren't we? (Other Sports) - meggers, Feb 6, 16:20:31
    - KP said last night, he's glad he's not going to be batting last on this wicket (Other Sports) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 6, 16:50:17
    - Simon Jones was a massive loss. (Other Sports) - Small, Feb 6, 16:33:56
      - Gayle has just shown KP how to do it (Other Sports) - Small, Feb 6, 16:41:45
        
        And then bowled for 104 ... I'd rather have KP swashbuckling away any day of the week (Other Sports) - Old Git, Feb 6, 17:45:38
        
        Bowled by a worm burner (Other Sports) - Small, Feb 6, 18:29:30
        
        Actually, I'd rather have a Gayle as our Captain (Other Sports) - Small, Feb 6, 22:59:07
FAO Yellalee (NCFC) - Malcy, Feb 5, 19:55:35
- will those results keep us up? (n/m) (NCFC) - linda, Feb 5, 19:59:10
  - Just..... (NCFC) - Malcy, Feb 5, 20:42:02
  - I don't lke these latest scum away predictions (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 5, 20:03:51
Cricket referrals just forget it please. (n/m) (Other Sports) - lovely old job, Feb 5, 19:21:06
- i already hate it (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Feb 5, 19:25:36
  - I love it. Unfortunately Daryl Harper is a big Idiot (Other Sports) - Small, Feb 5, 20:01:58
    - It's not his fault he's Australian (n/m) (Other Sports) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 5, 20:08:29
Who is everyone's fave botband (General Chat) - Small, Feb 5, 17:12:46
- ... (General Chat) - harry boulders, Feb 5, 18:20:19
- Placebo (n/m) (General Chat) - bongo33, Feb 5, 17:52:13
- Erasure (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 5, 17:47:00
- flying picketts (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 5, 17:46:08
- Soft Cell. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 5, 17:33:09
- Village People (n/m) (General Chat) - double hipness, Feb 5, 17:20:12
Now that eveyone has got there homoerotic urges out the way with their favourite hunks, (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Feb 5, 16:57:06
- did a bit a few years ago, gave up in the end (NCFC) - megson, Feb 5, 18:38:08
- yes, very infrequently now. The whole neighbourhood's gone downhill (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Feb 5, 18:08:57
- I admit to posting on the OinkUn (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Feb 5, 17:27:26
  - Yeah we all know who you are......... (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Feb 5, 17:32:28
    - Was christened "1st" (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 5, 17:53:57
- Not on your farking Nellie (NCFC) - Jambocanary, Feb 5, 17:16:38
  - both are only message boards !-get a real life (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 5, 17:40:55
  - that tosser has posted on here under the name Smudger (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 5, 17:29:13
- Just what is going on today? I look away for a couple of hours (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 5, 17:05:04
  - Don't challenge it embrace it (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Feb 5, 17:33:38
- I did about 450 posts but quickly had to stop when i thought i may have to kill someone (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Feb 5, 17:03:32
- lol, I've never had one. I had an official board one (NCFC) - pants, Feb 5, 16:59:26
- Jesus no. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 5, 16:57:48
  - I do *internet blushy thing* but in my defence (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 5, 17:01:09
    - I once got a bit Basil Fawlty angry with one of them and wrote a long arse message about (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Feb 5, 17:36:47
      - Just to add - that was my 1 and only message (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Feb 5, 17:37:12
    - troll (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 5, 17:13:23
      - anti-troll trolling is ok (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 5, 17:16:10
Had it on Sky Plus - just rewound - all time tv FUCK UP (Other Football) - The Judge, Feb 4, 22:50:56
- It happened on mine 2mins before the goal, I saw the goal fine. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dions wanger, Feb 4, 22:54:01
  - that's what happened to me...thought it was my dodgy ariel at first (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Feb 4, 23:07:15
  - Picture came back about 30 seconds before the goal here. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 4, 23:05:17
    - I'm in Anglia - picture literally came back with Everton players celebrating - fookin eh (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Feb 4, 23:12:40
      - yep same in London...in fucking London FFS (Other Football) - Brandonio, Feb 4, 23:18:08
    - i'm in the northwest so I hope for the sake of those merseysiders that it didn't go off (n/m) (Other Football) - Dions wanger, Feb 4, 23:12:07
    - Have you by any chance found a way to view Wotb on the iphone... (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Feb 4, 23:11:40
      - Ha ha (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 4, 23:18:06
    - Yes, duck all. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 4, 23:06:34
      - I thought you were being prissy! (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 4, 23:08:37
        
        Yeah, that's me: prissy (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 4, 23:10:14
  - I didn't (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Feb 4, 22:55:30
    - Me neither (Other Football) - duke of york, Feb 4, 23:05:19
    - And now my ITV appears to have died altogether... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Feb 4, 22:56:19
      - Good. I'll never forgive them for the mess that was ITV Sport (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 4, 22:58:24
        
        Would appear the bastards are back so I'm going to bed... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Feb 4, 23:04:27
      - ... (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 4, 22:58:22
  - Looks like some regions saw it and some didn't (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 4, 22:54:33
- ITV bunch of fucking mongs (Other Football) - LegendGunnShooter, Feb 4, 22:52:18
WHAT THE FUCK???? (Other Football) - The Judge, Feb 4, 22:43:48
- THE FUCKING CUNTS. JUST HAD TO SIT THROUGH ONE OF THE MOST (Other Football) - Brandonio, Feb 4, 23:06:08
- Shit game and ITV as shit as always - said it on here before... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Feb 4, 22:48:14
  - Do we like iggy on the insurance ads? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 4, 22:51:18
    - NO (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 4, 23:13:17
    - Do what John? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Feb 4, 22:52:14
      - Oh right, bit slow... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Feb 4, 22:54:11
        
        My grandad loves that butter ad (Other Football) - King, Feb 4, 22:56:07
      - iggy pop on the swift coverads? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 4, 22:54:01
- ITV monked it up in remarkable style (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 4, 22:46:22
  - Fuckheads. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 4, 23:04:41
- haha I saw it, good goal (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 4, 22:45:19
  - Get in there (Other Football) - Badger, Feb 4, 22:48:08
    - hate the blue scum a lot more (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 4, 22:56:23
      - I like Liverpool and dislike Everton but don't care either way tonight after that drosss (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Feb 4, 22:58:27
        
        dismal wasn't it (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 4, 23:05:22
- twats for free (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 4, 22:44:48
Well Done ITV - Another fine mess (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Feb 4, 22:43:00
- Hahaha- unbelievable (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 4, 22:44:21
  - i bet no apology afterwards (n/m) (Other Football) - Mr_Biff, Feb 4, 22:45:41
    - They did but that fuck up was low even by their fucking shit standards (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Feb 4, 22:50:54
Please join this facebook page??? (NCFC) - ncfcrule, Feb 4, 20:39:11
- Exactly WHY do we need to find 100000 Norwich fans ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Feb 4, 21:10:45
  - even if there are 100,000 they won't all be on facebook (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 4, 21:12:19
    - Doesn't facebook have 100,000 members? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 4, 22:40:19
      - oops, has 90m members (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 4, 22:41:17
    - What's Facebook? (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Feb 4, 22:28:55
      - It's a netwoking site which people use to keep in contact with their friends. (NCFC) - Small, Feb 4, 22:42:49
        
        Sounds like the Wrath (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 4, 22:54:55
    - scum troll (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Feb 4, 21:20:18
      - pardon? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 4, 21:25:51
        
        ncfcrule is a spotty scum troll teenager (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 4, 21:35:05
        
        I see. I had no idea (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 4, 21:36:23
        
        neither did I, it was a guess. (NCFC) - Tombs, Feb 4, 21:37:43
- Try Ipswich, they have billions of fans all over the world (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Feb 4, 20:46:20
- http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=49 296733814&ref=mf (n/m) (NCFC) - ncfcrule, Feb 4, 20:40:30
- this is the link (NCFC) - ncfcrule, Feb 4, 20:39:53
I love the doc that goal was hilarious! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Feb 3, 22:11:47
- Gets better with repeated viewings. My GotS (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 3, 22:17:13
- You just knew what to expect didn't you? (NCFC) - pants, Feb 3, 22:14:12
  - turn your radio down boyyyyyyyyyyy (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 3, 22:15:56
Ha ha. Doc's goal was f'ing brilliant! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 3, 21:54:40
- file under goalmouth scramble (n/m) (NCFC) - double hipness, Feb 3, 21:56:02
  - Or under 'should have been a free kick' (NCFC) - Ben, Feb 3, 21:58:07
- Loved him giving it large to the Gold Scum behind the ghoul (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Feb 3, 21:55:55
draws arnt enough to keep us up.must win at home (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 3, 21:54:07
- you're right, GUNN OUT! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 3, 22:01:47
- I wish you were a gay like me and Smudger (n/m) (NCFC) - 1st Wizards, Feb 3, 21:59:31
- fail (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 3, 21:58:32
  - just pointing out the facts.draw all our remaining games and we go down (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 3, 22:00:18
    - You're not accepting that it's a point away from the best team in the division then? (NCFC) - pants, Feb 3, 22:22:25
- fail (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 3, 21:57:07
- That's pretty desperate (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, Feb 3, 21:55:58
  - Indeed, though he probably does have apoint (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 3, 21:57:12
  - FACT-draw all our remaining games and we are down (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 3, 21:57:11
    - INCORRECT. FACT! (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Feb 3, 22:05:28
      - well it would give us the lowest total anyone has ever stayed up with-by a long way (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 3, 22:09:14
    - And a stupid cunt to boot (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, Feb 3, 22:01:48
- We just played the league leaders away you stupid cock (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16s_babyface, Feb 3, 21:55:36
  - thats why i said must win at home (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 3, 21:58:11
- Unbeaten in 4. It's an improvement! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Feb 3, 21:55:20
- Draws away from home, wins at home, that'll do (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Feb 3, 21:55:15
Anyone know how many City fans at Wolves tonight? (NCFC) - Sir Lurkalot, Feb 3, 19:45:58
- Someone said only 250 sold yesterday- double that i suppose (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 3, 19:49:44
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 3, 19:48:31
fuck i wish i was their tonght! (NCFC) - ingi, Feb 3, 19:15:51
- I reckon we'll get something out of this. (NCFC) - Small, Feb 3, 19:37:55
  - I reckon we might get properly humped. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 3, 19:50:13
  - I think we have got a chance (NCFC) - Klobo04, Feb 3, 19:47:47
- whose? (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Feb 3, 19:20:59
  - or Hooz. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Feb 3, 19:21:19
WOTB Predictions League - Predictions for tonight as follows... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 3, 18:29:37
- Croft fails (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Feb 3, 20:23:06
- that sounds remarkably like our actual playing record at Moulinex (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 3, 18:36:55
- Was the 1 win Selwyns? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Feb 3, 18:31:19
  - Ha aha - I doubt it. Probably someone in Special Division Five (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 3, 19:35:33
    - Yep - and 78th out of 80... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 3, 19:43:48
We in Woking have French and English food markets. The French wins hands down. Still I buy (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 3, 15:35:53
- David Aaronovitch... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 3, 15:57:13
  - Must say the article sounds anything but right wing; (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 3, 16:20:14
  - the comments section mainly (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 3, 15:59:51
- we had an 'english markeet' here once (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 3, 15:45:27
  - Did you mean 'to oversized mugs'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Feb 3, 16:38:56
  - and postcards of Dianna, (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 3, 15:53:19
    - The Princess of our hearts (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 3, 15:55:35
      - And our spleens (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 3, 15:57:19
  - We get English traders at our local market. (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 3, 15:51:21
    - Is that similar to the incredibly overpriced Brie at ours. (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 3, 15:53:10
      - No - Cheddar is a hard mature cheese, and Brie is soft and creamy. (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 3, 16:10:23
lampard red card rescinded (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 3, 14:46:46
- The respect campaign has just brought the worst out of officials (Other Football) - pants, Feb 3, 15:14:40
  - i agree (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 3, 15:18:29
    - They do (Other Football) - pants, Feb 3, 15:27:24
      - so if the Premier League players showed respect our cretins would be able to count to 2? (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 3, 15:31:12
        
        But it doesn't work, because mr rooney still goes round gobbing off (Other Football) - pants, Feb 3, 15:43:42
        
        he dint look very gobby sitting in the stands at the weekend. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 3, 15:47:49
        
        It did make fanzone more entertaining though. (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 3, 15:47:25
        
        Makes it infuriating when we ever appeal over a red though (Other Football) - pants, Feb 3, 15:50:07
      - Yeah but at least they're useless BRITISH refs!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 3, 15:30:12
- rileys such a knob (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Feb 3, 15:09:08
- are they just ignoring bosingwa's challenge? (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Feb 3, 14:57:59
  - I guess so, I think Shaun Wright Phillips is allowed to go round kicking players too (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 3, 15:16:33
    - And get players sent off for jump tackling (Other Football) - pants, Feb 3, 15:17:17
  - didn't see it (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 3, 14:59:27
- Clear sending off IMO. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 3, 14:49:13
  - not imo (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Feb 3, 15:09:46
  - never (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 3, 14:57:32
    - If he'd have got booked it'd been debateable (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 3, 15:16:01
      - agree-not even a yellow (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Feb 3, 15:17:26
        
        lol - I really don't give a flying fuck dint even see it. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 3, 15:31:34
        
        haha (Other Football) - pants, Feb 3, 16:36:42
JOIN THE CAMPAIGN!!!! TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!!! (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 3, 13:36:28
- haha. You're going to get some right fuckan waredoos on that (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 3, 13:43:43
- i like it, but before i join (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 3, 13:41:54
- Blimey, that rule would mean I have to work in Colchester - (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 3, 13:41:20
- I would join, but I'm from Suffolk, now in Manchester, by way of Sheffield. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Feb 3, 13:40:05
What a great Superbowl match, it had everything and a lovely old time up (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 3, 13:31:26
- absolutely (Other Football) - Small, Feb 3, 13:34:29
WOTB Predictions League - updated tables with 1 game to go! (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 3, 12:49:50
- mine (NCFC) - Small, Feb 3, 14:19:25
  - Mine (NCFC) - gordon ottershaw, Feb 3, 18:23:32
- i'm in the promotion spot (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Feb 3, 13:51:19
- Here are mine Lee, many thanks (NCFC) - samcd84, Feb 3, 13:39:31
- did you get my final lbatch of predictions Lee? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 3, 12:53:16
  - Yep - thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 3, 12:57:39
    - and mine? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 3, 12:59:52
      - erm... just looking for them, now (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 3, 13:01:42
        
        Here goes again (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 3, 13:03:03
        
        cheers, just found them (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 3, 13:03:48
- My next set of predictions are ridiculously optimistic but I think I will leave them to (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 3, 12:52:08
  - mine are too (NCFC) - camcan, Feb 3, 13:15:43
Snowy butch (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Feb 3, 00:00:50
- Thawing Butch (General Chat) - Small, Feb 3, 00:12:33
  - Yeah, It was meant to be on tele which is was why i was fucked off (General Chat) - Small, Feb 3, 00:28:29
  - I was monked off that day, I was at Scotch corner, 45mins away! (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Feb 3, 00:15:31
- Agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Dahab_Canary, Feb 3, 00:04:13
Uh oh, there's a Christian live on Richard Bacons, 5live. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Feb 2, 23:25:19
- You love him off (General Chat) - Small, Feb 2, 23:38:37
  - fuckern right bor (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Feb 2, 23:40:26
    - Although his constant banging on about "Twatter" has done me head in this week. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Feb 2, 23:41:05
      - Agreed# (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 2, 23:51:06
- It'll be like the Jeremy Kyle show till 1am then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 2, 23:32:28
  - 'EXCUSE ME! Whose show is this? (General Chat) - Small, Feb 3, 00:01:40
    - I'm Jeremy Kyle, You're scum, (General Chat) - Jeremy Kyle, Feb 3, 00:05:02
  - beleive it or not he stuck up for them a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Feb 2, 23:40:04
- Christians are CLEVER (General Chat) - Bryan Salad Surgery, Feb 2, 23:30:03
Anyone going to Wolves (NCFC) - kroads, Feb 2, 20:25:59
- Was going but doubtful now (NCFC) - ingi, Feb 2, 20:37:24
- and... b) club going to the dogs (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Feb 2, 20:28:35
  - Worzel's already added a b) (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 2, 20:43:37
  - and b) Worzel's already added a b) (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Feb 2, 20:37:58
  - and b) Worzel's alrer (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Feb 2, 20:37:13
  - and b) Worzel's alrer (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Feb 2, 20:37:07
  - cos it's an all weather track? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 2, 20:31:26
  - I already added a b) if you look more carefully (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 2, 20:29:57
- I think most are put off by a) the weather and chance of postponement (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 2, 20:27:45
  - and c) the Mexican water issue (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 2, 20:41:20
    - I cant bear to read all that tedious rubbish myself (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 2, 21:24:52
  - Just got a feeling (NCFC) - kroads, Feb 2, 20:32:26
  - c) (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, Feb 2, 20:29:25
New songs for all these new players (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Feb 2, 18:07:05
- He's here, he's there, he's Adrian Leijer (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Feb 2, 18:09:19
  - who? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 2, 18:18:43
    - Daryl Sutch (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Feb 2, 18:31:29
- I think I'm a Loan now (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Feb 2, 18:08:47
  - Alone again (naturally) (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Feb 2, 19:06:50
  - lol! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Feb 2, 18:30:42
- Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut, MACDONALD, MACDONALD (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Feb 2, 18:07:22
  - Are you flame-grilled? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 2, 18:12:01
Has he Gunn yet? (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Feb 2, 18:01:13
- Who me? No, no I haven't but may soon (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 2, 18:03:09
  - Have you recovered from your Winter Toilet Troubles? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 2, 18:07:07
    - A bit like City I'm on the road to recovery, I think, but too early to say defo yes... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 2, 18:11:32
      - Good. I thought i might be about to have problems. (NCFC) - Small, Feb 2, 18:18:22
zander diamond (NCFC) - Firstnews, Feb 1, 00:04:45
- He's a defender for a start... (NCFC) - Small, Feb 1, 00:16:56
- This is total crap - for a start...... (NCFC) - Kirrie, Feb 1, 00:15:22
  - Alexander Kevin "Zander" Diamond (NCFC) - Small, Feb 1, 00:32:38
    - he's a hothead (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Feb 1, 12:49:56
      - Poor disciplinary record - aberdeen fans at work (NCFC) - Kirrie, Feb 1, 12:52:16
        
        aka Malky ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Feb 1, 12:54:52
    - Monday is going to be a busy day, official SMSs will pay for one player. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Feb 1, 00:40:20