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footy story well worth a read imo (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 23, 15:22:54
- Excellent stuff - cheers for that Mikey (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Feb 23, 16:22:43
- got bored after about 2 sentences (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 23, 15:35:17
  - basically (Other Football) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 15:40:01
    - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 23, 15:41:57
    - I see, overblown sensitive drivel then (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 23, 15:40:39
  - and as you never watch football (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 23, 15:36:20
    - check you out with your cap gun retorts (Other Football) - pants, Feb 23, 15:41:30
  - cos you're a thick cunt (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 23, 15:35:50
- Millwall. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 15:31:13
  - rofl (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 23, 15:41:54
  - look beyond the team (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 23, 15:32:27
    - and it's about Millwall fans, cunts, end (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 23, 15:42:09
    - I did look beyond the team, I looked at the fans. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 15:33:43
      - it's not propaganda you northern tosser (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 23, 15:35:36
        
        East Anglian tosser. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 15:37:11
        
        UK Citizen wankers (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 23, 15:38:07
- far too many words (n/m) (Other Football) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 15:24:30
  - read it you cunt (Other Football) - SCC 28, Feb 23, 15:25:08
    - Lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 23, 15:32:14
    - post of the day, forever (n/m) (Other Football) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 15:25:23
Question of the day, decade, millenium... (General Chat) - Bonjour, Feb 23, 15:20:13
- dunno, I just say square (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 23, 15:36:02
  - I never get asked, they just do whatever. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 15:40:40
- i am off there in a min (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 23, 15:23:54
  - so square or not square (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 23, 15:24:29
Techi Help!...Anyone know if it is possible to link a laptop to a tv? (General Chat) - Steeno Steeno, Feb 23, 15:05:38
- If the laptop has "TV out" you're sorted. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 15:07:21
  - how do I know if it has a tv out mate?... (n/m) (General Chat) - Steeno Steeno, Feb 23, 15:08:33
    - Socket on the back labelled "TV out"? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 15:11:32
      - Laptops tend to have S-Video out sockets - can get S-Video to SCART lead (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 23, 15:26:42
        
        *** HARE (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 15:34:45
        
        thanks buddy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steeno Steeno, Feb 23, 15:30:59
        
        That's what I always use (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 23, 15:27:45
      - Here. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 15:13:19
        
        You a good man!.thanks very much for your help! (General Chat) - Steeno Steeno, Feb 23, 15:14:46
        
        Yes. I am a good man. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 15:16:57
        
        cheers mate! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steeno Steeno, Feb 23, 15:18:34
        
        Do they? Mine dunt. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 15:32:26
        
        *** WRONG (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 15:34:17
        
        *Hare* (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 15:13:50
Kings of Leon at the UEA tonight!!! (General Chat) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 14:51:45
- link please mate? (n/m) (General Chat) - beckford, Feb 23, 15:06:11
  - Hare goooo (General Chat) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 15:07:28
- Yeah, got that a couple of weeks ago. Alright in places, weak in others. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 15:00:47
- I downloaded that new LP you recommended (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 23, 14:58:53
  - which one? KoL? (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 14:59:18
    - Yeah (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 23, 15:01:01
      - Bit like the new Kaiser Chiefs (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Feb 23, 22:41:33
      - See AB above! (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 15:01:31
        
        Oh well. Can't say I'll lose any sleep over it (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 23, 15:04:44
        
        Yep, I thought that too- good start, then downhill (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 15:06:18
        
        Was it you who recommended Sunshine Underground? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 23, 15:16:32
        
        Might well have been - I was posting about them being good, but wasn't alone in that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 15:17:43
        
        it was indeed! (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 15:16:51
        
        each to their own. After all, you could be a fan of KC & JoJo (General Chat) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 15:05:42
- are snowfight in the city centre supporting Stoops? Go see them (General Chat) - pants, Feb 23, 14:58:11
  - i'd say they're about as good as them Ghosts you recommended... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 23, 22:19:45
  - yeah they are supporting, good warm up (General Chat) - pants, Feb 23, 15:03:29
    - cool, will report later. (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 15:06:11
      - only got the myspaz tunes but here (General Chat) - pants, Feb 23, 15:11:18
        
        cheers, will give it a listen (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 15:15:44
  - No clue. Just looking forward to seeing Kings again (General Chat) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 14:59:55
    - have you heard what they did after the gig with snowfight? (General Chat) - pants, Feb 23, 15:01:20
      - Oh dear (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 15:02:47
- They are shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 23, 14:53:58
  - I think that confirms what you know about music (General Chat) - pants, Feb 23, 14:59:02
    - is the correct answer (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 15:00:22
      - Computer says no (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 23, 15:26:53
  - *sigh* (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 23, 14:54:49
    - did it download ok Pixelman? What do you think? (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 14:55:36
  - Kings of Leon? Compared to what? (General Chat) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 14:54:48
    - All of the above (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 23, 14:56:34
      - Roflcopter!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 14:57:33
FAO Norwich City players (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 23, 14:22:09
- A birthday card, from me. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 14:54:18
- Have a good one DoY (n/m) (NCFC) - Stoopish, Feb 23, 14:52:41
- Many happy returns. I think you'll get two of the 3. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Feb 23, 14:28:54
- You don't want much do you ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 23, 14:27:46
- Happy birthday for tommorrow (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 23, 14:26:36
  - *tomorrow (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 23, 14:26:41
    - WE KNEW (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 23, 14:26:46
      - Pants didn't (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 23, 14:26:50
        
        did did did (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 23, 14:33:57
- Happy birthday you old bastard. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 14:25:19
- Happy Birthday for tomorrow, young whippersnapper (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 14:24:12
what about if, right, once, yeah, say you had just done a concert near John Lewises and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:44:20
- Bum 'em both (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 23, 13:14:43
- A (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 23, 12:55:13
- Mantra for me. I'd take my time writing it too - she'd have to stop jiggling them around. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 12:54:09
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:54:47
- Skip right quick down Westlegate and push an emo girl in the face... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 12:48:52
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:50:31
    - Please please please please... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 12:52:20
      - F**k the Kings, full of waaaaeeerdoooosss (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 23, 13:01:53
        
        Come on Brom... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 13:04:06
        
        I'll be in Squares by then... (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 23, 13:07:29
        
        Thanks for your help. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 13:09:02
        
        You are probably better off in Lloyds or Brannigans. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:03:04
      - I won't be talking to anyone, Coventry innit. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 13:00:21
        
        fibby - it's Pete's Bday - so you two will be fired up like ninjas for England. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:01:40
      - they are all beardo wierdo's (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 12:58:27
        
        no, we are all called Aaron have bearded willies & weird sweaters. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 13:02:31
        
        So... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 13:07:38
        
        Just say "I own several albums by Chicago" in a loud voice. (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 13:13:37
        
        if you can get anywhere near the bar it packed on match days (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 13:12:18
        
        or ''the bearded willy brigade'' (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 13:09:11
        
        Do they cup their hand to one ear whilst singing tuneless folk music? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 13:01:04
        
        the above is a fib (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:59:37
        
        i forgot (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 13:01:36
        
        true (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:02:21
        
        and loafers (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 13:04:31
        
        yep (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:05:59
      - Just ask behind the bar for Steve, Ben, Nigel, Giles, Andy, Pete, Posh Rob and all will (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:54:23
        
        Or look for the blokes playing cribbage at a blur. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 23, 12:58:33
        
        i play cribbage its a good night out !! (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 12:59:29
        
        I overheard "...and one for his nob..." from a pair of old men playing cribbage once (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 13:03:48
        
        its an excuse to get bladdered (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 13:05:55
        
        Yes, of course. But "one for his nob" is just wrong. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 13:09:03
        
        they do on a Stadee - LOJ, his brother, Pete and Jelly John. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:00:36
        
        & I always lose because I would rather be talking. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 13:04:01
        
        I can tell and Pete gets angry (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:05:22
        
        He's no longer called Pete, I call him Ken Dodd although I think he has had his haircut (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 13:07:17
        
        If I ever got there in time I'd challenge them to a game. (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 23, 13:04:01
        
        How the hell can you all fit behind the bar? (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 12:55:27
        
        depends who's working (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:56:02
        
        Careful - the barman will produce a sawn off halibut and strike you thrice with it (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 12:55:16
        
        It's fine... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 12:58:18
        
        That's extra (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 12:59:19
- I'd probably to to Ruskins near the Crucible for my tea, then go and see As You Like It (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 12:47:06
  - "to to Ruskins" - you really should plan a it better. These last few days have seen you (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:49:33
    - "plan a it better." - ballix. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:50:01
      - Double bearder (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 12:52:18
        
        ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 23, 12:56:33
        
        I used to work with a bloke who looked like the one on the right, (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 23, 12:55:58
        
        did you chuckle every time someone said it? I know I would. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:56:46
Question (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Feb 23, 12:17:04
- google it (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 23, 12:39:35
  - and a bit more authoritative (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 23, 12:41:36
- I think it came from the adverts. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 12:23:05
  - Feck all?? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 23, 12:43:47
    - Ah well, I'd point the honourable CB41 to the posts above confirming I was right. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 12:45:52
Rally of Bolivia (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 23, 12:06:59
- Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 12:08:14
Morning WOTBers (General Chat) - IED on Tour, Feb 23, 10:59:19
- So you've gone to Amsterdam for the weekend (General Chat) - Duck, Feb 23, 11:04:47
  - whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 23, 11:26:07
  - Oh. For shame. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 11:05:54
    - Aah (General Chat) - Duck, Feb 23, 11:07:41
      - Especially as opposite the Heineken museum is a park.. (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 23, 12:14:28
        
        Hasn't the Museum got 4 opposites? one for each side? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 23, 12:19:03
        
        With that logic, everything in the world is opposite the Heineken museum intut (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 23, 12:20:28
- Number of people fooled? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 11:00:13
  - Hucks ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 23, 11:26:28
    - We do (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 23, 11:27:48
  - 8,000 (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 11:06:56
    - (but Newcastle fooled half) (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 11:07:10
  - 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 11:02:46
  - 9? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 23, 11:01:25
Chris Ewbank - the conversation (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 23, 10:49:16
- Swrely he showld have tried (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:51:02
- :s/w/u/g (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:50:16
  - Regex, eh. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 23, 11:08:24
    - If you're not part of the solution, there's good money to be made prolonging the problem (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 11:09:56
      - Please for the love of God stop this thread before Steve in Holland joins in. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 11:12:10
        
        Yes, but you are underestimating the flurex of BCFJ used on primes in reflexive cursors (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 23, 11:28:17
  - Geek. :) (n/m) (General Chat) - bjt, Feb 23, 11:08:04
Friday XI: TV Presenters XI (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 10:10:26
- Lesley Judd (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 11:01:15
- Zema Abbey Titmus (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:49:30
- Louis Therouxel Fox (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:42:54
  - BANG! We have a winner! (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 23, 10:44:19
    - Tes. Ant & Deco miles below. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 23, 10:47:18
      - Wrong (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 23, 11:02:17
        
        We need an independant adjudicator for XIs. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 11:04:31
        
        Delia? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 23, 11:05:29
      - *Yes* (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 23, 10:47:36
        
        WE KNEW (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 23, 11:02:06
        
        pants didn't (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Feb 23, 11:07:40
- Ted MacDougall-out-of-magic-roundabout (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:41:02
  - Zebedee Zidane (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:44:06
    - Ermintruud Gullit (or van Nistelrooy) (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:44:31
      - Brian Moore (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:45:54
        
        Torre Andre Florence (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:46:04
        
        Not TV Presenters (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 10:47:49
        
        Curmudgeon (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:51:33
        
        Dion Dylan (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:46:53
- Jim Mark Bowen (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:40:27
- Wilson,Dixon,Hansen,Lawro,Peacock,Leonar do,Townsend,Sharpe,Wright,Shearer,Lineke r (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 23, 10:38:35
  - Boo (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck, Feb 23, 10:38:58
- Andi Martin Peters (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Feb 23, 10:36:24
- David Phillips Schofield (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Feb 23, 10:36:02
- Nicholas Michael Owen (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:35:57
- Chris Lynn Faulds Woods (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:35:20
- Jeremi Clarkson (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:32:33
  - Richard Elvis Hammond (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:32:53
    - David James May (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:33:00
      - Reto Stiglier? (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck, Feb 23, 10:38:46
- David Icke (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Feb 23, 10:31:33
  - Angus Deyton (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Feb 23, 10:54:50
    - Ian Shaka Hislop (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:58:35
- Lawrence Chris Llewellyn Mark Bowen (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck, Feb 23, 10:30:00
- Gary Lineker (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 23, 10:28:45
  - Ally McCoist (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:31:22
- Ludovic Giuly Reinger (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 10:26:31
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck, Feb 23, 10:28:27
- Fiona 'Steve' Bruce (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 23, 10:24:07
- Steve Bruce Forsyth (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Feb 23, 10:22:44
- David Dickinson Etuhu (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 10:20:53
  - Good (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 23, 10:21:32
- Dermot Ronaldinho'leary (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 10:20:42
  - no. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 23, 10:20:56
- Gordon ''Michaela'' Strachan (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 10:19:27
- DJ Nicky Campbell (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 10:18:46
- Robert "Hughie" Green (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 23, 10:18:00
  - Robert Sarah Greene (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 10:34:20
- Ant and Deco (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 10:17:01
  - arf (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 23, 10:18:54
- Icelandic chairman: Eggert Magnus Magnusson (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 23, 10:14:47
- Kate 'Peter Thorne'ton (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 23, 10:13:46
- Disco Dale Winton (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Feb 23, 10:12:03
Do you think Safri be gone in the summer? (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 23, 09:51:29
- Hope so....... (NCFC) - Aspire, Feb 23, 10:00:32
- To be fair, he proabably wasn't running tired from the game. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 09:55:05
  - He didn't have a knock... (NCFC) - Aspire, Feb 23, 10:02:05
  - why did grant not say he had a knock then? (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 23, 09:55:54
    - I think you'd better read my message again, and get back to me, really. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 10:01:44
      - yeah i realised id sounded a bit thick as soon as i sent that :) (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Feb 23, 10:10:47
people like this annoy me (Other Football) - south, Feb 23, 09:27:15
- Do you think I should be a Sheff Weds fan then, since I live in North Sheffield (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 09:34:25
  - No (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Feb 23, 10:03:23
  - it depends on circumstances (Other Football) - south, Feb 23, 09:51:22
    - Don't reckon you would.... (Other Football) - snowman, Feb 23, 10:00:16
      - Well I once stayed in Coventry for a few days, I grew a strong affinity with them, mind (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 10:03:36
        
        I lived in Cov for four years and whilst exiled, I went to see them regularly when I (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 10:54:37
        
        They do that in the Peace Gardens fountains in Sheff every now and again. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 10:58:53
  - Good point, it's just the glory hunting element that annoys me, it is a much harder (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 09:40:37
    - Ah. In that case do you think, that when Mrs AB and I sprog up (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 09:48:13
      - I think you know what will happen, I have 3 - boys, 2 are avid followers of NCFC & won't (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 09:52:07
        
        And the third? (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Feb 23, 10:00:44
        
        hates football. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 10:00:56
        
        is he called Julien or Lance or PK or something of that ilk? (Other Football) - blindasabat, Feb 23, 10:12:26
        
        Julian and Justin - world's gayest names (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 23, 10:14:11
        
        Clearly, you don't beat him enough (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Feb 23, 10:01:52
      - 'sprog up', lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 23, 09:49:45
  - Yes (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 23, 09:38:55
    - Tough shit, big boy, tough shit. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 09:40:06
- I just read & thought the same thing. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 09:28:48
anyone know how long the tram takes from Hillsborough to Sheffield Station? (NCFC) - ingi, Feb 22, 20:03:41
- 18 mins and you need the blue tram (NCFC) - scruffy, Feb 22, 21:13:13
  - ^^^ This man is correct. But if the weathers bad or you're bored waiting for a blue one (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 09:30:57
    - Get the fuck in. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 09:34:58
  - ^^^ This man is correct. But if the weathers bad or you're bored waiting for a blue one (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 09:30:54
- just out of interest (NCFC) - double hipness, Feb 22, 20:33:36
- 18 Minutes (NCFC) - Cradle of Liberty, Feb 22, 20:18:18
- Arizona Bay will be your man for that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Feb 22, 20:08:16
Fat Frank gag in today's Fiver (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 17:10:52
Is it true that Bill Oddie is a Scummer? (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 16:52:41
- Blue and proud (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 17:27:58
- Shame, he taught me all I know about birds. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 17:12:47
  - what's that then? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 22, 17:15:15
    - Well, like their Chuffs and that, y'know? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 17:22:01
- Ho, ho, ho, (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 17:01:33
  - to be fair, ho ho ho's are hardly his thing! (n/m) (Other Football) - Willsnarf1983, Feb 22, 17:10:12
- It would seem so... (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:54:18
  - Could Alan Brazil look more of a c**t? (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 22, 17:31:32
    - George Burley looked very camp even then (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:35:16
  - Love the way they clam John Peel. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:57:42
    - It's okay, I killed him! (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 17:16:07
    - Sadly he became a binner after moving to Suffolk (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 17:02:07
    - to be fair, he did like Ipswich too (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:01:04
      - Yep, and me... (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 17:02:24
    - They have got Brian Cant, Keith Deller and Nik Kershaw though (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:59:03
      - WHAT? I'll never watch Trumpton, Camberwick Green and Chigley ever AGAIN (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 23, 00:34:38
  - Their grasp of 'famous' is somewhat different to mine (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Feb 22, 16:57:15
    - Mervyn King- Is there a more typical example of the average scummer? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 22, 16:59:25
      - Is it the Governor of the Bank of England Mervyn King? (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 22, 17:04:31
        
        or the bowls player? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:06:42
        
        Perhaps it's all three! (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 22, 17:07:57
        
        ...who is the one who got the website.... (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:07:50
        
        being as that one represented Norfolk tis a chance he may be one of us... (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 22:25:37
        
        ...whereas your one has the wikipedia site..... (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:08:47
        
        as I can't be bothered to look it up (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 22, 17:10:06
        
        Eddie George. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:10:25
        
        I played against Eddie George (n/m) (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 22, 17:17:30
        
        played what? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:25:40
        
        hide the sausage (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 22, 17:31:19
        
        do you reckon? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:36:34
        
        thank you (twice) (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 22, 17:11:13
        
        you're welcome. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:11:33
        
        ...apart from this one, obviously. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 22, 17:10:05
        
        ah that's answered my question too. (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 22, 17:10:38
The Judge hasn't posted since 11 December (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:45:14
- Peter Mendham innit (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Feb 22, 16:54:39
  - Who do we play on March 13th? ...go on puuuurrrrleeeeese (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:55:39
- i worry a lot about how we will know if a regular wotber kicks the bucket (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:47:25
  - do you really though? If so, you are wrong in the face. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:49:10
    - no (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:50:18
      - the wrath stats archive is huge - in a room in York... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:51:48
        
        Three computer screen, but only two eyes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:53:03
        
        not since the op to improve stats collation... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:55:14
        
        umm (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 17:09:14
        
        That's an even worse eye-to-screen ratio. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 17:15:32
Caption Competition (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 16:14:12
- "It's a fucking QUICHE!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:27:11
  - Second place (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:33:17
  - who is? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:29:20
    - did did did (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:29:54
      - learn to speak english and learn how to post (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:31:10
        
        Gosh! (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:32:41
        
        how racist (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:39:38
        
        In a kind not very racist way (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:47:13
      - wrong place.........we know...........brom didn't.........did did did (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:30:50
- Kid getting bullied "one day I'll be armed with a keyboard and I'll get my own back" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:23:40
  - Winner (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:32:55
    - Yeh, 'cos you're the self-appointed judge of everything in the world aren't you (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 16:36:43
      - Yup (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:37:52
        
        Sorry boss (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 16:41:54
      - quite liked him too (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:37:39
- A typical day at The Wrath (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 16:22:07
  - About as interesting as Kellman, must try harder and get out more (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:33:47
    - Yes, I know (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 16:48:49
    - Woops, Kelman (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:35:24
      - Woops, Whoops (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 16:49:21
      - THEY KNEW (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:35:35
        
        Brom didn't (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:35:44
        
        did did did (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:35:56
        
        Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 16:44:08
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:36:47
- Steve was quite confident for a lad with a pudding bowl haircut. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:18:39
  - Third (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:33:25
  - I believe that is an eighdies wedge (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:19:54
    - You may well be right, I don't remember much of the eighdies. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:24:04
      - I don't remember much, jive bunny lp, back to the future (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:26:47
        
        Ghostbusters. Did you see yesterday that I saw a Delorian the other day? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:30:48
        
        yeah, you missed the opportunity to shout great scott cos your like the sign outside a (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:31:50
        
        *you're* (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 16:48:09
        
        WE KNEW! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:48:56
        
        Brom didn't (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 16:49:52
        
        did did did (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:50:55
        
        No, thanks for clearing it up (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 16:50:10
        
        I do that lots. FOr e.g. when we were in Edinburgh last year. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:47:35
- pants to SIH (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 16:16:13
- CB41 is cornered by Old Git for pinching all his links (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:15:27
FAO AB (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:03:28
- Go away you silly old man. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:07:40
  - Enough of that bullying attitude, thank you (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:12:03
Check out the Lets All Do The Marshalling here (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 15:53:19
- Absolutely classic (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:56:46
  - I think there is every chance of CB going through him (n/m) (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 15:57:45
    - Now look here (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:01:10
FAO AB (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:51:51
- is a quiche that someone who doesn't know what they're talking about has called a "flan" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 15:55:35
  - you can not make a quiche with just one egg (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 16:08:30
    - you could make a really small one (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 22, 16:11:07
      - An omlette-ette (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:12:57
        
        like (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:50:39
      - But then it would be a (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 16:12:14
  - Fraid not. In the days before we went all (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 16:06:20
  - A man from the coal and shit stinking north pretending he knows about food (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 15:57:47
    - Better. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 15:59:26
      - Not much better (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:00:29
        
        In fact (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 16:14:38
- But I don't like onions. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 15:54:11
Lifted shamelessly from TWTD (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 15:26:04
- That is a brilliant clip (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:49:58
  - Peter Thorne wouldn't have been quick enough to score that. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 15:51:18
    - *sobs* (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:53:49
      - abscess, bit like fatigue doesn't mean safri is tired!!! (Other Football) - pants, Feb 22, 15:55:51
        
        Poor Saffs (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:57:22
        
        probably had nothing to do with it (Other Football) - pants, Feb 22, 16:00:04
        
        All they need is a cold shower and a brisk rub down with a rough towel (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:02:31
        
        Tell that to Chadwick (Other Football) - pants, Feb 22, 16:03:54
        
        I get cross every time I think about that (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 16:05:52
        
        either that or he just doesn't care :) (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 22, 16:13:38
      - Peter Grant said that his thigh was double it's normal size, his bumbag with all his money (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 15:55:26
        
        That's very unfair (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:58:48
- That's what I do on a Satdee night..... (Other Football) - Small, Feb 22, 15:31:13
  - try this (Other Football) - south, Feb 22, 15:38:40
    - That has to be the (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 15:41:02
      - I have inside info on this (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 15:46:10
        
        Stil only a girlfriend? Isn't it time you made an honest woman of her? (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:49:25
        
        I have bred with her (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 15:51:22
        
        A public statement of commitment? (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:53:01
        
        Do you mean (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 15:55:40
        
        Sorry (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 15:59:59
        
        Now don't get in a grump! (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 16:01:24
      - What a bunch of wankers. They got their penance last night though, (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 15:43:17
        
        Now then Mr Brooke, what happened to your visit to The King's after the last match? (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 15:46:20
        
        Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 15:49:46
        
        could be worse (Other Football) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 16:07:52
        
        I share my birthday with Einstein (obv. not the same year). (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:13:32
        
        That's not bad, I also have Hakan Yakin, same year too! (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 16:19:28
        
        Malandra Burrows out of Emmerdale, Louise out of Eternal (Other Football) - Small, Feb 22, 16:30:50
        
        Prick. That's better than mine, although I have got Handel(NOT handle) on mine too. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 16:36:10
        
        Now that's what I call sharing your birthday. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 16:33:07
        
        She's nice. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 15:57:07
        
        It is my blubbers bday Sat , I'll fall over say I'll fall over. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 15:52:04
        
        Well I'm not carrying you home again.... (Other Football) - Small, Feb 22, 15:56:01
        
        Oh, go on. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 22, 15:57:18
        
        less of the silly (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 15:57:00
        
        Oh fuck! (Other Football) - Small, Feb 22, 15:58:26
The best Savoury Snack available to mankind (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 14:51:28
- Scampi and Lemon Knick Knacks (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 15:54:09
  - fannytastic (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 22, 16:06:03
    - lol (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 16:15:31
- a flan (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 15:01:00
  - You know as well as I do that flans are sweet. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 15:10:36
    - *crowds howling with joy* PA "Goal time at 3.14 scored by No 5..........PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!" (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 15:14:50
    - Quiche + Humous = Raving homosexual (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 15:11:25
      - Only if its an Amyl Nitrate quiche. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 15:13:51
        
        Raving? Don't you mean ecstasy then? (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:16:05
        
        he's referring to amyl nitrate aka 'Poppers' - the bumsexualists' stimulant of choice (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 16:48:16
      - Well he certainly knows his Nosh (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 15:12:05
  - Flans are shit and so are "Keeshes" (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 15:06:49
- Tofu (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 14:59:54
  - Gezundheit (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 15:01:05
    - My round is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:01:54
      - ALWAYS your round (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 15:05:25
- Morrisons = chav / scum (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 14:53:02
  - I love you! (n/m) (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 14:53:40
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 14:55:19
      - Don't be fooled, COT, you're still shit. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 15:14:47
        
        Right, that's it, you're fucking dead! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 15:16:54
  - Obviously the '/' mean 'or', not 'divide'... (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 14:53:29
    - it dew duntut. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 14:54:14
      - Nothing chavvy about Rhyl Morrisons (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 14:58:12
      - What is the answer to chav / scum then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 14:56:43
        
        Leave the country? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 14:57:58
        
        Is it a question? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 14:57:17
        
        Chav / Scum = ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 14:58:01
        
        ME (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 15:11:24
        
        Chav x Scum - (Pikey + Pramface) = Gypo (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 15:01:03
        
        Oh! You mean a 'sum' like out of maths! - It doesn't make sense. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 15:00:49
I've got a really good idea (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 14:29:35
- On Satday, why don't we boo Leon so much that he scores against us. What do you reckon? (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 14:30:43
  - As he's not playing I am sure he won't really give a fuck. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 14:35:21
    - How come? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 14:36:06
      - Oh yeah. Int allowed, is he. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:40:07
      - When we sold him to Coventry, it was written into his contract that he could not play (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 14:40:07
      - He's deaf (n/m) (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 14:36:47
        
        pardon (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 14:38:31
        
        HE'S DEAF (n/m) (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 14:39:24
        
        HURRAH (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:42:05
        
        eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 14:46:53
        
        he said 'HURRAH' (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 14:56:01
        
        Ooh, yes please two sugars (n/m) (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 14:57:30
  - How about "easy, easy" when we're one up after 5 mins? (n/m) (NCFC) - slater, Feb 22, 14:33:34
  - I don't agree with all this "Don't boo him, you'll only make him want to score" rubbish. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:33:14
    - I'd agree but Alun Armstrong even managed it (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 14:34:20
oh ffs, how many (Apart from 9) managers are even English. (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 13:29:17
- This bit stuck out for me... (Other Football) - Dr Baker, Feb 22, 15:04:15
- its the same in france (Other Football) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 13:32:22
- Whilst hating to make wild generalisations, could it be because (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:32:18
  - No it's because the white man (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 14:25:01
    - That too (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 14:30:32
  - SLATER!!! OVER HERE!!!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 22, 13:39:57
    - Why? Are horny and lubed up OG? (n/m) (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 14:20:06
      - "you" (n/m) (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 14:21:19
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:22:00
- 8 + 1 (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:30:44
is there anything better than cloudy lemonade? (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 12:59:28
- A symphony of goats. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 22, 13:23:27
- Blowjobs off girls aloud. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 13:05:42
  - The ginger one is moving into the next flat to me. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 22, 13:20:44
    - How long before she takes out an injuction, do you reckon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 13:30:11
      - could be 6, or even 7 minutes - Tuds is a bit slower these days. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:34:40
        
        *Norfolk man caught rifling through popstars underwear* (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 22, 13:37:12
        
        'Girls Aloud star brands neighbour disgusting, alcoholic pervert after letterbox (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:40:28
        
        "Neighbour brands Girls Aloud star" (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 13:42:31
        
        'Girls Aloud star clears local Spar of Vanish, as drunken neighbour has complete (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:46:45
        
        The Spar?!!! Ugh!! pikey shop for northerners and scum! (n/m) (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 13:57:21
        
        You're going to have to work a lot lot harder for giggles. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:01:55
        
        And where do you live dear old boy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 14:09:41
        
        Yeah, harder than that as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:12:36
        
        Well if you can't even tell me because it's that ghastly (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 14:22:25
        
        he lives in Sheffield, and me lives in York (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 14:28:12
        
        * roman emperor "thumbs down" gesture * (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:24:50
        
        iirc you've just saved his life rather than killing him... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 14:38:08
        
        I nearly added "QI watchers need not demonstrate pedantry" to the end of my post (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:41:33
        
        Imbeciles! (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 14:45:08
        
        Boooooooo. Awful. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:54:15
        
        oh, Mr Harris abounds! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 14:17:20
        
        ................................... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:21:45
    - Very bad luck to have a member of GA as a neighbour and then find (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 13:22:51
      - Harsh (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 22, 13:34:28
        
        But true (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:37:27
        
        She's alright (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 14:06:36
      - Or like getting the best blowjob of your life.... (General Chat) - Small, Feb 22, 13:29:36
        
        Tuds has dined out on that story many times he says. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:32:51
        
        Perv (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:31:24
      - I quite like the ginger one. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 13:27:41
        
        Perv (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:31:38
      - Best thing you've ever said on here (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:23:51
  - Hallo darling (General Chat) - Mrs Bay, Feb 22, 13:13:15
    - lol (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 13:13:48
      - Damn (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 13:17:27
        
        You've gotter get up earlier in the Ay Emm for that sort of business to work. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 13:28:15
      - Or Sih (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:15:37
        
        Or not... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 13:18:09
  - oh sarah (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:07:15
- The song by Alfie? cracking tune (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 13:02:17
- a plinth (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:00:18
  - Splendid word, beaten only by (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:02:18
    - smorgesbord (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:02:39
      - Benbicula (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:03:53
        
        Lunge. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 13:05:35
        
        gazebo (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:05:49
        
        Splice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 13:06:44
        
        cow (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:08:22
        
        Mendacious (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:09:09
        
        Bauxite. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Feb 22, 13:10:40
        
        peter mendham (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:09:38
        
        In the Big House. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 13:10:54
        
        with the soap (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:11:44
I went to Goodison last night. It was shit. (Other Football) - tudders, Feb 22, 12:46:57
- Last time I went to Goodison, there was a turd near the wall shaped like the letters "JPL" (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:49:06
  - How do I do one of these petitions? I want to (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:53:13
    - Christ, I've done it again. That's supposed to be (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:55:20
  - That qualifies as art up here. Dress down Friday at work tomorrow, (Other Football) - tudders, Feb 22, 12:52:50
    - 'Mufty Day' - 50p. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:53:30
  - That would have been deposited by Jean-Paul Luminescence the famous French scat enthusiast (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:50:45
    - Speaking of Krill (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:54:42
      - What will they call the next biggest speicies of squid they discover? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:58:36
        
        Graham (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:02:06
        
        If they keep killing the poor feckas (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:00:32
        
        Excuse I, but what is all this 'feck, feckin' fecktard, feckface' stuff. I don't know. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:03:24
        
        Mucas (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 13:04:33
        
        Mucus?, muckers? ??? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:13:29
        
        supermassive blackhole squid (n/m) (Other Football) - leedsmetcanary, Feb 22, 13:00:26
- you coming down this weekend you old soak? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:47:55
  - Not sure if I can make it. The earliest train gets into Norwich at 4.15pm. (Other Football) - tudders, Feb 22, 12:50:04
    - Can't you fly from Liverpool to Stansted? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:55:02
      - I'll have a look. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Feb 22, 12:56:37
        
        ok (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:57:52
How much is your council tax? only respond with "9" if yer a cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 12:26:29
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 15:47:17
- £895.89 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 13:40:38
- £1250 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 13:36:17
- £150 pm.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 22, 13:17:45
- Ugh!! Such disgusting language! (n/m) (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 12:54:11
- £110.00 per month except for February and March when it is nought pounds. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:33:58
  - Acksherly, I think mines like that too - £90ish pcm for 10 months anually. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:36:03
    - ^TRNS: Actually, I think mine's like that too - £90-ish pcm for 10 months annually. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:39:09
      - Pickyist (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:42:43
        
        I know, my Virgo-list-pedant head pops up occasionally (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:44:46
- £1300... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 12:33:26
  - Try removing the (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 22, 12:36:36
    - Big old house... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 12:37:30
  - because you live in a pooves palace ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:35:26
    - Inflatable Elvis', yes... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 12:36:11
- £132 per month (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 12:31:43
- 1000 euros/year (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 12:31:16
  - Al Murray pub landlord..... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 12:41:59
    - No jokes: an Al Murray gig. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:42:41
- £40 per month, the house it's £160 (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 22, 12:30:57
- £90 a month (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:29:19
- 100 a month (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 12:28:53
- Actually, (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:28:44
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:27:49
- £64 per month (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 22, 12:27:42
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 12:27:32
- about £1100 (n/m) (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Feb 22, 12:27:04
it'd be funny if he got killed (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 12:19:11
- Not sure you'd ever find out (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 12:26:05
- "Bloke does his job" - is that fucking news? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:24:10
  - R U & the Ant Hill mob up Kings Satdee? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 12:32:18
    - I am, Al is, Steve is, Andy is - not sure about Gilo and Posh Rob (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:36:59
      - Does bent up face always lurk by the door? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:38:25
        
        No, he usually sits at the end of the bar near the wall or at the small, round table in (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:40:24
        
        Is that two or three people? i.e. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:47:00
        
        It's three. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:53:06
        
        I don't think it's mandatory. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:55:40
        
        I see (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 13:01:45
        
        How does a deaf bloke know (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:44:10
        
        he can tell by his reflection in Biggest Glasses in the World's glasses - he then calms (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:46:12
        
        Go for it dude. Us (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:48:09
        
        Oops, wrong place. I'm a fecktard. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:49:30
  - That's be the genes from the Hewitt side of the family doing that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:28:36
    - Conspiracist (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:29:59
  - yes, every thing is news to me. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 12:26:24
  - When did that happen? I missed that. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:24:47
    - at half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:25:53
      - Which = 4, which is 1600 hours, and half of 16 is 8 (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 12:34:16
      - Ah, that's why, I was (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:27:04
- Not sure (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:22:27
- That would make oy larrf. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:22:26
- Fucking hilarious (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 12:20:41
  - i meant funny peculiar ironic (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 12:26:15
Mrs Thatch (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:58:32
- LEGEND!!!!! (General Chat) - HaddenhamCanary, Feb 22, 13:03:37
- Dogsh*t would have been more apt (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 22, 12:08:38
  - and yet certain sections of the working-classes did very well under her government (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 22, 13:00:14
  - The UK is still doing OK at the moment (General Chat) - phrankin, Feb 22, 12:30:18
    - There are many who would dispute your (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:31:30
      - Your opening statement is correct (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 22, 12:34:29
        
        That was my point. (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:41:13
  - Yawn (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 12:15:39
    - From that response you must be (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 22, 12:23:14
      - Mugabe - (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:26:09
    - Blair's will obviously be made of bullshit. (n/m) (General Chat) - bjt, Feb 22, 12:17:53
      - As should that of (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:24:01
  - Or, indeed, (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:13:20
    - Here we go. Army Boy will be on soon, any sniff of Thatch and he's here (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 12:15:00
      - too right (General Chat) - HaddenhamCanary, Feb 22, 13:12:02
I am considering starting an online petition to (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:38:27
- Bloody bot? (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 11:40:51
  - Yes, that's what IED will have when I've finished with him tomorrow (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:53:26
    - We arrive 10:30 outside the Heineken Brewery (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:53:57
      - Heineken!!!! Why???? (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 22, 12:20:08
- There is a protest going on here at the moment (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:40:37
  - Quick, everyone to York! It's National Kick-A-Student Day! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:44:55
  - Do they need any extra padlocks? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 11:41:53
    - I think they've got plenty (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:43:56
    - If that's your bag I can provide a link... (n/m) (Other Football) - slater, Feb 22, 11:43:40
  - rolf (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 11:41:20
how much tax-payers' money has gone towards christian buildings in the last 10 centuries? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:24:33
- £6.72 (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 22, 12:25:27
- Back to the petition for one brief moment (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 11:33:10
  - Cracking post slates!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 12:14:03
  - Hmm. Not sure. A bit of that, but also they believe the media and think that what is being (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:35:57
    - and growing provocative facial hair (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 11:38:43
      - And then hiding it under a burqa n/m (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 11:39:36
        
        quite (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 11:40:41
        
        Irony. Thicko. (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 11:42:37
        
        ask yourself 'in what way is facial hair provocative' (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:44:31
        
        Kick my butt. Just there... (n/m) (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 11:46:26
    - Are you in PR? (General Chat) - slater, Feb 22, 11:37:12
  - Thhhhhhhhhhhwaaaaaaaack! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 11:35:49
- Depends why, though (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 11:29:24
  - 100% with you there, Mein Herr (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:30:49
    - well i'm not (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:36:46
      - Yes, I agree with your views on teaching of religions. However, what (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:44:13
        
        as long as it looks nice (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:45:19
- how much tax payers money is piled into the church who protect and house kiddy fiddlers? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 11:27:45
  - Are you a member of the Next Generation Gym? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:28:37
    - nah (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 11:30:33
      - are you? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 11:30:42
        
        Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:32:07
        
        how can you afford it being a poor student? (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 11:33:17
        
        £44 and your membership can be frozen (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:36:13
        
        FORTY-FOUR POUNDS A MONTH??? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 11:39:33
        
        Haven't the university got a gym? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 11:41:35
        
        Doesn't have a swimming pool (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:42:04
        
        And it stinks of shit too (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:42:10
        
        Along with the rest of the North (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 11:55:54
        
        I agree (n/m) (General Chat) - Class Obsessed Twit, Feb 22, 12:59:14
        
        Maybe the abolishment of student grants was a good idea (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:41:12
        
        By cutting down on the amount of football matches I go to (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:43:19
        
        fucking hell (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:47:06
        
        I don't think the Barbican has a pool (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:48:55
        
        I will have done when Dave was in York (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 11:54:32
        
        or swim in the Ouse (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 11:55:53
        
        Did you fall in? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:57:54
        
        no (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 22, 12:01:19
        
        I almost cycled into it the other day (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 12:02:41
        
        it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 22, 11:54:50
        
        NGG is very convenient (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 22, 11:55:29
- Yes, they want it, they can fund raise for it (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Feb 22, 11:27:24
  - They'll hardly build a Church of ENGLAND church in Istanbul would they ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:30:11
- And how much money plundered from "savages" after they'd killed them, in the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 11:26:24
What rotten fucking luck: Official SMS - Marshall to miss rest of season. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 09:51:35
- Shit. Grant is not having much luck, is he? (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 09:57:10
  - What's the official line on saffers og? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 10:22:33
    - fatigue?????? (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 10:31:27
      - What is "fatigue" then? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 10:35:16
        
        When the body can't function to the best of it's ability (NCFC) - pants, Feb 22, 10:37:52
        
        Oh, I see where you're coming from (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 22, 10:50:31
- That's why I am worried about relegation, everything we are trying is conspiring against (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 22, 09:55:15
  - Squeaky Bum Time (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 22, 09:57:29
- Not rotten luck at all ... (NCFC) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 09:52:27
Ridiculous... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 09:32:23
- But they look nicer and therefore they sell tickets and bring in TV audience (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 22, 10:05:23
- Yeap completely (General Chat) - TheFineCity, Feb 22, 09:55:49
- Mauresmo was on equal pay anyway (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 09:53:19
- I reckon they should give less winnings to men and women, and then give them (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 09:50:58
- gobsmacked (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 09:42:47
  - Equal pay for three fifths of the work. As long as that idea doesn't spread... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 22, 09:45:44
    - like women in all walks of life, it's not what you know (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 09:47:00
      - You reckon the Wimbledon chief has had a blowy from Shagapova ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 09:51:41
        
        and that frenchy who looks like a bloke (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 22, 09:53:06
        
        Maybe she threatened him (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 22, 09:56:45
- The women should get more (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 22, 09:34:57
  - I can kinda understand that argument... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 22, 09:37:36
McVeigh has his own parking space at Colney.. (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 21, 16:57:49
- That's not McVeigh. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 16:58:54
  - was mcveigh good last night then? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 21, 17:05:05
    - Dunno, din't go. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 17:11:28
      - "goo" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 17:16:02
OG please post the squeaky league thang... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 21, 16:37:39
- Haregoo (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 21, 16:41:00
  - can I add mine? (NCFC) - Gunnys mullet, Feb 21, 19:09:43
  - i'll stick with mine as it is (NCFC) - pants, Feb 21, 16:52:36
  - Hmph (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 21, 16:45:19
    - You're in the Twongo League (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 21, 16:50:24
  - AB says 61 points?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 21, 16:42:52
    - I got 62 on mine.... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 21, 22:55:52
    - It's OK, no-one with a brain takes me seriously anymore, thank God. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 16:54:27
  - Put me down for 50 points just enough to scrape in (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Feb 21, 16:42:00
    - Fuck off (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 21, 16:43:37
      - I'm busy! (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Feb 21, 16:45:40
        
        Here it is then........... (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Feb 21, 16:54:01
        
        See? Wasn't that hard, was it? (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 21, 17:01:21
Can we have a pointless Google picture thread please... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 21, 16:32:33
- here's me and mine... groovy (General Chat) - Gunnys mullet, Feb 21, 19:03:08
- ok (General Chat) - Small, Feb 21, 16:57:22
- ¿ (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 16:51:24
- and SIH goes shopping for a new handbag in his... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 21, 16:49:26
- and this is me in mine (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 21, 16:44:46
- PK's often out and about in his 4 be 4... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 21, 16:43:31
  - He's thinking of one of these though, apparently (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 16:46:18
- here's Zola in his car... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Feb 21, 16:40:36
- I saw an actual real-life Delorian the other day (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 16:40:31
  - that's cos you're a bit slow (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 17:05:58
- This is you in your best car going to the footy........ (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 21, 16:39:23
- Surely THIS is you and your car? (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 16:35:33
  - I wish (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 21, 16:35:46
    - Or this? (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 16:39:51
      - Why's he pretending to talk to his watch?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 21, 16:42:05
    - the standing in a pool of shit can be arranged (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 16:39:08
      - OK. Thank you (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 21, 16:40:01
- Sean appears to be knocking one out in that picture (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 21, 16:35:24
- (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 16:34:23
Good names for 5-a-side teams... (Other Football) - Dog, Feb 21, 15:54:14
- Parmesan Belgrade (my team!) (n/m) (Other Football) - canary_don, Feb 21, 17:07:28
- Inter Menan (n/m) (Other Football) - eadie2001, Feb 21, 16:53:40
- Compression Pants Modellers (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 16:22:52
- Ribeye FC (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Feb 21, 16:20:58
- Vertical Bacon Sandwich (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 16:19:39
- Dion's extra inches (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Feb 21, 16:18:58
- HIV And Very Positive (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 16:16:19
  - XXL'S centre & headers select (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 21, 16:17:33
- We'll kick our tits to beat you! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 16:15:24
- 4 poofs and a piano (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Feb 21, 16:14:00
- Imaginary Madrid (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 16:13:39
- Peter Thorne's Dentists (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 21, 16:12:27
  - Canyouthrowbromsshotbackoverthefenceplea se Athletic. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 21, 16:14:12
- You have Brom. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 21, 16:11:28
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Feb 21, 16:12:29
- Weastlife (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Feb 21, 16:11:14
- Harold Shipman Put Downs (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 16:11:05
- The Wannabes (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 21, 16:11:04
- The Moobs (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 21, 16:10:54
- Glad To Be Gay (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 16:10:02
- Don't cum in my area. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 21, 16:09:45
- The Wayne Rooney Geriatric Ward (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 16:08:47
- the Spice Boys (or Girls depending upon what you prefer) (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Feb 21, 16:08:34
- Piss Boobs (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 16:08:00
- Big Dogs Cocks. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 16:06:03
- Trevor Putknee (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Feb 21, 16:05:27
- Penelope Palm (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Feb 21, 16:04:50
- The Scat Men (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 16:03:42
- Sarah Athletic (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 16:03:17
- Anal Blood Farts (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 16:01:35
- Hexagonal Ball (Other Football) - slater, Feb 21, 15:58:12
- Benny Fit (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 15:58:08
  - Child Benny Fit (Other Football) - Dog, Feb 21, 15:59:02
- PSV Eindhoven (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 15:55:35
- Graham (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 21, 15:54:45
  - Poll's Dodgy Decisions? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Feb 21, 15:55:23
does any1 know when the coaches leave for Luton nxt week cos is says 11 on the website! (n/m) (NCFC) - jack, Feb 21, 15:30:53
- its not a 3oclock k.o ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 21, 16:07:49
- half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 16:03:48
- half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 21, 15:32:19
- Wednesday (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 15:31:31
  - board violation (NCFC) - pants, Feb 21, 15:33:00
    - (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 15:38:08
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 21, 15:40:14
    - "Drop and give me ten" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 15:35:15
Pants et. al. : Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 15:17:03
- I'll have a butchers, hows about the wombats? (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 15:35:39
- I love it (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 15:23:43
  - Yes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 15:25:31
Doing the pogo ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:11:21
- 38????? (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 15:34:09
- Aggravation. Location? The Station. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 15:19:19
  - Also. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 15:20:39
- The Hokey Cokey (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 15:12:24
  - "Heather, can you keep up love you don't seem to be getting the hang of this" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 15:18:46
- The cancan would be better (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 15:12:24
  - lol (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:13:35
So who do you reckon will host the 2018 World Cup (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:01:33
- I'll have a go (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 15:24:11
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 15:25:57
- If it's benelux that'd be shit (Other Football) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 15:02:31
  - Benelux will be under water by then, well maybe just Netherlands...so Belux (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Feb 21, 15:56:30
    - ...but then again, to be fair, so might Norfolk (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 16:02:26
      - I doubt Norfolk is preparing a 2018 bid though. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 16:05:24
        
        ‼ (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 16:06:56
      - Norwich would be an island, full of rats apparently (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 16:03:13
        
        ...can we not build a stout wall where the A140 currently is to keep them out? (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 16:04:36
  - They can't do that, Shirley ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:04:57
    - 'srules tho (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 15:05:49
Oi, Git, do you perchance have a doppleganger on (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:59:38
- Coo-err (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 15:00:33
  - 'Wet dirt' NEVER turned into a flamingo by accident! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 15:04:23
  - Sounds a bit like yer though ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:02:50
What's more annoying than overhearing this in a supermarket: (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 14:14:17
- being gang raped by a herd of Kangaroos (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 14:43:50
  - Stood next to a suicide bomber on a tube train (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 14:48:45
  - Actually, (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:44:44
- Getting your knob sliced off with a rusty sword (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 14:43:13
  - But that's enough about your army career (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 14:47:28
    - Tomblander's army career. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 14:50:46
      - I loved that hat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 14:58:10
- Getting told by a copper that your wife and kids have been mutilated and killed by a nutte (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 14:42:48
  - Bloody dangerous, those nuttes, should never have let them into the country (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 14:44:53
- Being shot in the goolies (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 14:42:13
- Eye cancer (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 14:41:20
- Drop Kick It Over An Aisle Or Two... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Feb 21, 14:37:37
  - Ageist!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:39:09
    - And then some! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 14:43:44
      - I Know. Appalling. Community Service Perhaps? (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Feb 21, 14:50:45
    - To be honest I have the same problem with stoodunts, when (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:42:40
      - Ciabatta, CIABATTA!!! You was lucky, all we got was.... (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:44:19
        
        That was all we got too (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:45:07
- This (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:31:19
  - Or (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:33:54
  - What song is that? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 14:31:58
    - I call it "The song that will get on your nerves" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:33:02
- Steve in Holland (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 14:20:29
  - ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺ (General Chat) - Small, Feb 21, 14:25:01
  - Well, yes, that's true, that too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 14:22:09
    - Well still must be me, cos I'm hundreds of miles apart from you cretins (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:25:56
      - Is it at all possible that we could book a "Steve Not Being A Complete Cunt" day? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 14:31:59
        
        He's no more of a c**t than anyone else on here... (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 21, 14:40:13
        
        or, indeed, that c**t (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:45:57
        
        Feb 29th 2007 ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:33:21
    - hows about when you are looking at some foods in the supermarket, and you notice (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 14:25:05
      - That only happens to you, gus (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 14:28:28
      - another is walking in town during the day when most of town is filled (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 14:27:49
        
        Swot you get oop north (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:28:49
        
        Nowt wrong with oop North. Sounds more like (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:36:15
- a vole (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 14:17:28
  - in your hole. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:37:09
... (General Chat) - Dog, Feb 21, 14:05:06
- A colleagues three-year-old son calls them "hideyboos" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 14:07:56
  - Where do you think he learned that ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:12:39
    - I don't think, I know. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 14:17:32
      - From Daddy Colleague (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:17:58
        
        Yes I expect you're right Steve. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 14:23:07
    - and it wasn't in Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:12:51
- Hasn't she got sexy eyes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 14:07:00
Right. Nuncheons. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 13:16:33
- Toast with Marmite. And a nice cup of tea. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 21, 13:56:14
- Very gay lunch (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 21, 13:25:01
  - what are you having? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 13:40:15
    - Cheese and chorizo baguette (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 21, 15:17:45
  - Houmus (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 13:26:13
- I think I had Lamb (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 13:20:45
- Beef Curry soup (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 13:19:35
- Had eastenders chicken salad and some sausages (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 13:18:52
- That'll fill you up (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 13:17:26
One thing that didn't happen in the chatroom last night (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 12:27:11
- you said... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 12:47:08
  - then said no (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 12:50:14
    - hey!? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 12:56:31
- Did it go all sweary when Thorne came on/went off? (General Chat) - Small, Feb 21, 12:36:29
  - yeah, and then some (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 12:46:22
    - was funny in their during the leeds game (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 13:06:34
      - was at donny that day (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 13:14:21
        
        pants (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 13:16:16
        
        fairly do's (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 13:18:16
      - *there* (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 13:09:18
  - Angry Neville made the others put bubblegum round the door frame so you couldn't get in. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 12:38:27
    - There was one idiot logging in and out all through the game (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 12:48:56
      - lol (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 13:02:53
      - Tomblander written all over it that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 12:50:51
        
        oi cuntychops..... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 13:01:27
    - I would not have been capable of such an act. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 21, 12:44:57
      - Don't suppose you can do this weekend? E is away for Satdee (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 12:49:18
        
        Cool. I'll have a look later and check some flights. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 21, 12:51:34
        
        Spiv. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 12:54:38
        
        rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 12:55:16
      - I got Sane Man the other day. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 12:47:04
        
        Worth it for the extras. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 21, 12:48:23
        
        What are they? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 12:51:10
        
        They're the bits they add on to the main DVD feature - usually outtakes, 'the making of', (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 12:53:41
        
        It chimps you off (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 21, 12:52:54
        
        I'm laughing like a silly billy, yet have no idea what being "chimped off" might be. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 12:55:15
        
        Of course you do. 'Extras' at the Hong Kong Salon type 'extras' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 12:56:26
        
        Very early stuff and an Elvis set in full Vegas costume. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 21, 12:52:41
- me not him (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 12:27:23
  - and did not didn't (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 12:30:55
    - read (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 12:31:00
      - Go up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire and come back down when you are ready to behave (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 12:33:27
        
        *sets off* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 12:34:15
        
        I think I'm ready now (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 12:47:30
        
        For the gimp? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 21, 12:49:12
Mendham gets 7 1/2 years. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 21, 12:13:51
- Shit! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 21, 12:32:39
  - Twat! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 12:36:45
- That's quite a light sentence for that offence (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 12:16:52
  - Presumably because he pleaded guilty? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 21, 12:33:26
    - Correct! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kirrie, Feb 21, 12:50:04
  - What was it ? Attempted murder or GBH ? Either way I thought (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 12:21:48
    - Time off for incompetence (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 12:24:12
      - Well, logically they should get a longer sentence for a failed attempted because (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 12:25:16
  - Out in three or four? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 12:19:25
- Fucking hell (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 12:14:44
  - Has he got an option for a further year or a relegation release clause ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 12:15:17
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 12:28:02
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 21, 12:19:06
    - Ooooof. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 12:16:03
      - Oops. Sorry, Mr.Mendham Jr when you appear. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 12:17:07
Right, the final definitive fixtures for Squeaky Bum League, now including Derby as well (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 21, 12:13:41
- Mine... (NCFC) - caley canary, Feb 21, 13:42:09
- Mine! (NCFC) - Kirrie, Feb 21, 13:02:43
- My optimistic guesses (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 21, 12:30:33
- Scratch Me Up To 48 Then... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Feb 21, 12:28:52
- Not looking great... (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Feb 21, 12:28:41
- and mine... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 12:26:07
  - Shurely you mean ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 12:28:15
    - No, it's 3 points for a win and 1 for a draw still. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 12:30:07
      - Oh. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 12:33:34
        
        yes (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 12:39:14
- So, add a win for me (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 12:22:41
- and mine.... (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 21, 12:19:12
  - So things are one point less desperate than they were? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 21, 12:25:18
    - apparently so, yes. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 21, 12:27:17
      - And you only got that extra point by putting us down for a draw with the league leaders (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 21, 12:29:18
        
        yes, all right, no need to rub it in (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 21, 12:30:30
        
        Hurray! (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 21, 12:40:12
        
        I said we'd lose last night. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 21, 12:55:15
        
        No-one heard you (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 21, 12:56:09
- Another win for me (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 21, 12:17:42
- Going to be very close (NCFC) - earlydoors, Feb 21, 12:16:56
Oh BOLLOCKS - as King rightly points out, there's the Burnley match as well (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 21, 12:07:39
- This is how it will go: (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 12:20:11
- hmmm I'll say 51pts then (n/m) (NCFC) - Stoopish, Feb 21, 12:14:58
- my predictions (NCFC) - HaddenhamCanary, Feb 21, 12:13:59
  - derby L no extra points (n/m) (NCFC) - HaddenhamCanary, Feb 21, 12:16:42
- Different Results but I also get 52pts (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 21, 12:12:18
- Drooooool. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 12:11:58
- you silly Old Git with oldtimers. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 21, 12:09:53
  - Lovely old silly Old Git (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 21, 12:16:07
- Put a Win down for me (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 21, 12:09:42
- Is Derby not on Tuesday 6th March? At Hewm? (n/m) (NCFC) - Stoopish, Feb 21, 12:09:40
  - Another pub lunch Friday? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 21, 12:12:18
    - Sounds good to me (n/m) (NCFC) - Stoopish, Feb 21, 12:14:27
      - Food this time? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 21, 12:17:58
        
        sure, you pay. (n/m) (NCFC) - Stoopish, Feb 21, 12:29:26
        
        Slim to none (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 21, 12:30:57
        
        alright you tight bastard lunch it is (n/m) (NCFC) - Stoopish, Feb 21, 12:35:12
- and Derby? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 21, 12:09:32
- i;ll have a draw for that, 48 pts (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 21, 12:08:53
  - Relegated possibly? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 21, 12:14:34
    - nods (NCFC) - pants, Feb 21, 12:30:30