So...

Nasium J walks into the Kings, approaches the bar and addresses the bar steward or wench serving...

"Excuse me, my good (wo)man. Could you possibly point me in the direction of my good chums, Mssrs Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, Aaron and Posh Aaron. Many thanks."

Posted By: Jim Nasium on February 23rd 2007 at 13:07:38

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what about if, right, once, yeah, say you had just done a concert near John Lewises and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:44:20
- Bum 'em both (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 23, 13:14:43
- A (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 23, 12:55:13
- Mantra for me. I'd take my time writing it too - she'd have to stop jiggling them around. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 12:54:09
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:54:47
- Skip right quick down Westlegate and push an emo girl in the face... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 12:48:52
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:50:31
    - Please please please please... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 12:52:20
      - F**k the Kings, full of waaaaeeerdoooosss (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 23, 13:01:53
        
        Come on Brom... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 13:04:06
        
        I'll be in Squares by then... (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 23, 13:07:29
        
        Thanks for your help. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 13:09:02
        
        You are probably better off in Lloyds or Brannigans. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:03:04
      - I won't be talking to anyone, Coventry innit. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 13:00:21
        
        fibby - it's Pete's Bday - so you two will be fired up like ninjas for England. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:01:40
      - they are all beardo wierdo's (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 12:58:27
        
        no, we are all called Aaron have bearded willies & weird sweaters. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 13:02:31
        
        So... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 13:07:38
        
        Just say "I own several albums by Chicago" in a loud voice. (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 13:13:37
        
        if you can get anywhere near the bar it packed on match days (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 13:12:18
        
        or ''the bearded willy brigade'' (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 13:09:11
        
        Do they cup their hand to one ear whilst singing tuneless folk music? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 13:01:04
        
        the above is a fib (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:59:37
        
        i forgot (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 13:01:36
        
        true (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:02:21
        
        and loafers (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 13:04:31
        
        yep (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:05:59
      - Just ask behind the bar for Steve, Ben, Nigel, Giles, Andy, Pete, Posh Rob and all will (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:54:23
        
        Or look for the blokes playing cribbage at a blur. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 23, 12:58:33
        
        i play cribbage its a good night out !! (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 12:59:29
        
        I overheard "...and one for his nob..." from a pair of old men playing cribbage once (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 13:03:48
        
        its an excuse to get bladdered (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 13:05:55
        
        Yes, of course. But "one for his nob" is just wrong. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 13:09:03
        
        they do on a Stadee - LOJ, his brother, Pete and Jelly John. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:00:36
        
        If I ever got there in time I'd challenge them to a game. (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 23, 13:04:01
        
        & I always lose because I would rather be talking. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 13:04:01
        
        I can tell and Pete gets angry (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:05:22
        
        He's no longer called Pete, I call him Ken Dodd although I think he has had his haircut (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 13:07:17
        
        How the hell can you all fit behind the bar? (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 12:55:27
        
        depends who's working (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:56:02
        
        Careful - the barman will produce a sawn off halibut and strike you thrice with it (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 12:55:16
        
        It's fine... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 12:58:18
        
        That's extra (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 12:59:19
- I'd probably to to Ruskins near the Crucible for my tea, then go and see As You Like It (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 12:47:06
  - "to to Ruskins" - you really should plan a it better. These last few days have seen you (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:49:33
    - "plan a it better." - ballix. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:50:01
      - Double bearder (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 12:52:18
        
        ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 23, 12:56:33
        
        I used to work with a bloke who looked like the one on the right, (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 23, 12:55:58
        
        did you chuckle every time someone said it? I know I would. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:56:46

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