what about if, right, once, yeah, say you had just done a concert near John Lewises and

were packing up your cymbal when a really tortuous, stinking Jane came up to you softly and ponced about near your foot in her banshee trousers - would you skip right quick down Westlegate and push an emo girl in the face or go inside and write a mantra on the tits of one of the partners?

Posted By: malkybarkid on February 23rd 2007 at 12:44:20

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what about if, right, once, yeah, say you had just done a concert near John Lewises and (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:44:20
- Bum 'em both (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 23, 13:14:43
- A (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 23, 12:55:13
- Mantra for me. I'd take my time writing it too - she'd have to stop jiggling them around. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 12:54:09
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:54:47
- Skip right quick down Westlegate and push an emo girl in the face... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 12:48:52
  - Good. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:50:31
    - Please please please please... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 12:52:20
      - F**k the Kings, full of waaaaeeerdoooosss (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 23, 13:01:53
        
        Come on Brom... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 13:04:06
        
        I'll be in Squares by then... (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 23, 13:07:29
        
        Thanks for your help. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 13:09:02
        
        You are probably better off in Lloyds or Brannigans. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:03:04
      - I won't be talking to anyone, Coventry innit. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 13:00:21
        
        fibby - it's Pete's Bday - so you two will be fired up like ninjas for England. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:01:40
      - they are all beardo wierdo's (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 12:58:27
        
        no, we are all called Aaron have bearded willies & weird sweaters. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 13:02:31
        
        So... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 13:07:38
        
        Just say "I own several albums by Chicago" in a loud voice. (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 13:13:37
        
        if you can get anywhere near the bar it packed on match days (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 13:12:18
        
        or ''the bearded willy brigade'' (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 13:09:11
        
        Do they cup their hand to one ear whilst singing tuneless folk music? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 13:01:04
        
        the above is a fib (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:59:37
        
        i forgot (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 13:01:36
        
        true (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:02:21
        
        and loafers (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 13:04:31
        
        yep (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:05:59
      - Just ask behind the bar for Steve, Ben, Nigel, Giles, Andy, Pete, Posh Rob and all will (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:54:23
        
        Or look for the blokes playing cribbage at a blur. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 23, 12:58:33
        
        i play cribbage its a good night out !! (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 12:59:29
        
        I overheard "...and one for his nob..." from a pair of old men playing cribbage once (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 13:03:48
        
        its an excuse to get bladdered (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 23, 13:05:55
        
        Yes, of course. But "one for his nob" is just wrong. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 13:09:03
        
        they do on a Stadee - LOJ, his brother, Pete and Jelly John. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:00:36
        
        If I ever got there in time I'd challenge them to a game. (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 23, 13:04:01
        
        & I always lose because I would rather be talking. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 13:04:01
        
        I can tell and Pete gets angry (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 13:05:22
        
        He's no longer called Pete, I call him Ken Dodd although I think he has had his haircut (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 23, 13:07:17
        
        How the hell can you all fit behind the bar? (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 12:55:27
        
        depends who's working (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:56:02
        
        Careful - the barman will produce a sawn off halibut and strike you thrice with it (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 12:55:16
        
        It's fine... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 23, 12:58:18
        
        That's extra (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 23, 12:59:19
- I'd probably to to Ruskins near the Crucible for my tea, then go and see As You Like It (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 12:47:06
  - "to to Ruskins" - you really should plan a it better. These last few days have seen you (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:49:33
    - "plan a it better." - ballix. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:50:01
      - Double bearder (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 12:52:18
        
        ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 23, 12:56:33
        
        I used to work with a bloke who looked like the one on the right, (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 23, 12:55:58
        
        did you chuckle every time someone said it? I know I would. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 23, 12:56:46

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