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My leaving present from work, was expecting some nice cuff-links, (General Chat) - tudders, May 31, 12:55:25
- Drink them both and you'll think the present was magic (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 31, 13:37:45
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 31, 14:05:54
  - Stand on the table to call everyone cunts too (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 31, 13:42:38
- Torch the place with the vodka (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 31, 13:33:03
- Plant some cress up your boss's skirt, wet her up and don't tell her. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 31, 12:58:58
  - She likes that. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 31, 13:00:13
- Do a shit in a tupperware and leave it in the work freezer labeled "Fudge". (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 12:56:38
- had you sussed then. What happens now job-wise? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 31, 12:56:06
  - Start something else up here monday. Bit shit though. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 31, 12:59:36
    - Oh yeah, you told me that on Sunday but I was bored with it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 31, 13:01:02
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 31, 13:14:40
  - He'll go back to giving blowies in car parks (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 31, 12:56:41
    - Did he ever stop? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 31, 13:00:34
seeing as its being done below....a Norfolk 11 (General Chat) - megson, May 31, 12:10:15
- Danny Crow Mer (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 31, 12:57:10
- And does Ronaldo really deserve those free-kicks or is he Fakenham ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 31, 12:55:10
  - no, Costessy dives all the time (n/m) (General Chat) - eadie2001, May 31, 12:59:23
  - He's taking the Diss (n/m) (General Chat) - King, May 31, 12:58:09
    - A couple of managers have been accused of taking Bungays too (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 31, 12:59:28
      - Shut Yarmouth (General Chat) - King, May 31, 13:06:40
- Eddie Newton Flotman (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 31, 12:52:35
- Nigel Winterton (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 31, 12:52:09
- Bryan Gunnton (n/m) (General Chat) - King, May 31, 12:51:13
- Graham Norfolk (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 31, 12:48:12
  - Plastic Bag in the Tree (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 12:52:20
  - Bang! (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 31, 12:50:21
- Marc Overstrand (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 31, 12:46:30
  - Favourite training activity: Five-a-sidestrand. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 12:48:22
    - Close the door. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 31, 12:49:44
      - Yessum. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 12:57:24
- Ray Roughton (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 31, 12:46:05
  - Teddy Hevingham (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 31, 14:21:38
- Stephane Winterton-on-choz (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 31, 12:45:28
- Ruel Foxley (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 31, 12:43:58
- Richard(leburgh) Wright (n/m) (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, May 31, 12:42:40
- Graham Ashwellthorpe (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 31, 12:39:14
- Six Mile Bottomasz Radzinski (n/m) (General Chat) - King, May 31, 12:37:32
- theo walcott (n/m) (General Chat) - warecanary, May 31, 12:35:03
  - Brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, May 31, 12:36:37
- Joey 'Mul' Barton (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 31, 12:34:55
  - Joey Barton Bendish (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 12:38:24
    - joey barton turf (n/m) (General Chat) - warecanary, May 31, 12:41:27
- Frank Lammaspard (n/m) (General Chat) - King, May 31, 12:34:35
- Swanton Morleecroft. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 12:34:15
  - Danny Cromer (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 31, 14:12:36
    - Bollocks, just seen it above.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 31, 14:13:07
- Glenn Little (Snoring) (n/m) (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, May 31, 12:33:58
- Managed by Nigel Spixworthington. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 12:32:33
  - Then, when he's fucked it up, Forncett St. Peter Grant can take over. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 12:36:10
    - i live near there (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 31, 12:49:52
  - Tony (Burnham) Thorpe (n/m) (General Chat) - Martin Peters, May 31, 12:35:23
- Johny Haynes(ford) (n/m) (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, May 31, 12:32:19
- David west Beckham (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, May 31, 12:32:12
- Peter Thornham (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 31, 12:31:55
- Paul Hayesburgh (n/m) (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, May 31, 12:30:13
- Adrian (rack)Heath (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, May 31, 12:30:00
- teddy Sharrington? (General Chat) - romayellow, May 31, 12:29:17
  - West (Snettis) Ham (n/m) (General Chat) - Martin Peters, May 31, 12:35:01
    - not a player (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 31, 12:35:23
- Peter 'Why?' Mendham (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 31, 12:28:21
  - Steve (Syder)stone (General Chat) - Martin Peters, May 31, 12:30:16
    - Stan(hoe)ley Collymore (n/m) (General Chat) - Martin Peters, May 31, 12:30:52
  - Roffle (General Chat) - King, May 31, 12:30:07
    - i liked it too (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 31, 12:35:39
- Robbie Blakeney (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, May 31, 12:28:04
- David Wells-next-the-Seaman (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 12:26:56
- Marlon King's Lynn (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, May 31, 12:25:55
- Marhamdonna (General Chat) - romayellow, May 31, 12:25:50
  - winner (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 31, 12:26:22
- Gary 'North' Walsh (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 31, 12:25:38
- Geoff Horsford (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, May 31, 12:25:33
- Paul Cromerson (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 12:25:11
- Tony Morley & Mick Buxton (manager) (n/m) (General Chat) - Beerswiller, May 31, 12:23:30
- Gareth Bale & Gary Holt (n/m) (General Chat) - Beerswiller, May 31, 12:18:42
  - Matty Holme(s)-Next-Sea (n/m) (General Chat) - Martin Peters, May 31, 12:26:33
- Carlos Taverhamez (n/m) (General Chat) - eadie2001, May 31, 12:18:04
- Chris Long Sutton (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 31, 12:16:22
- My fave from the previous thread - Drewe BRoughton (n/m) (General Chat) - King, May 31, 12:15:19
- Tommy (Old) Catton-Ex.Man City (n/m) (General Chat) - Martin Peters, May 31, 12:12:41
- slyvain disstan (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 31, 12:12:18
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 31, 12:14:50
Gunny's job (NCFC) - eadie2001, May 31, 11:49:16
- Pauk McVeigh on the same course WTF!! (n/m) (NCFC) - steven, May 31, 11:55:26
  - McVeigh Taking A Coaching Course?? (NCFC) - Martin Peters, May 31, 12:15:35
    - 16:00 meet in delaneys (or local 'irish' bar) (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 31, 12:30:14
    - lol. (NCFC) - steven, May 31, 12:22:14
- Don't read it next week then, read it the week after. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 11:54:06
  - thats a good idea (NCFC) - eadie2001, May 31, 11:59:27
Grant Holt.... (NCFC) - BITSA, May 31, 11:06:53
- No, you're thinking of *Gary* Holt. He used to play in our midfield. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 11:25:35
  - AB, i Do know the difference between Grant and Gary Holt... (NCFC) - BITSA, May 31, 11:54:49
    - if only we'd got Gareth Taylor (NCFC) - camcan, May 31, 12:06:42
      - or got Crouch on loan (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 31, 12:09:46
        
        we really lost out didn't we? (NCFC) - camcan, May 31, 12:15:13
        
        This is one of the key things that sets Grant and Worthy apart. (NCFC) - Dog, May 31, 12:21:06
        
        Even though Grant hasn't been in charge for long (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 31, 12:26:37
  - quite careless of Forest really (NCFC) - camcan, May 31, 11:34:19
    - I personally think they should keep 'em both (NCFC) - King, May 31, 11:38:16
      - That's an experiment that should be tried by Stoke (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 11:53:04
      - need to buy teddy sheringham and theo walcott then (NCFC) - camcan, May 31, 11:40:38
        
        Sheringham Jnr too (NCFC) - King, May 31, 11:49:13
        
        There is also Robbie Blakeney and Tony Thorpe Market (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, May 31, 11:46:29
Earnie (NCFC) - norfolkram, May 31, 10:10:15
- Yes it would hurt! (NCFC) - DICKY, May 31, 10:23:38
  - Howard-Sharp-Earnshaw? (NCFC) - Martin Peters, May 31, 10:24:53
    - Howard was awful in the Play-off final (NCFC) - Dog, May 31, 10:26:00
- Ram it (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, May 31, 10:20:03
- Isnt earnie away with wales?.. (NCFC) - loz, May 31, 10:14:29
  - You mean there's a better team than Derby?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, May 31, 10:16:27
  - the meeting was in Wales - (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkram, May 31, 10:16:24
    - odd that no Fee has been agreed yet he is in talks... (NCFC) - loz, May 31, 10:20:05
    - I hope there was a bun fight (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 31, 10:17:35
    - whats your source sheepboy? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 31, 10:17:16
      - Link (NCFC) - norfolkram, May 31, 10:23:27
        
        Ha ha (NCFC) - DICKY, May 31, 10:27:05
        
        2.5m! (NCFC) - Brom, May 31, 10:27:02
        
        Not Even We Would Sell Him At A Loss! (NCFC) - Martin Peters, May 31, 10:39:15
        
        if we sell him for less than £6m I'd be gutted (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 31, 11:28:59
        
        Agreed, Earnie's worth £6m. min. (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, May 31, 16:24:09
        
        Someone has also posted a similar rumour on Canary Corner (NCFC) - DICKY, May 31, 10:47:48
        
        The font of all reliable information then! (NCFC) - Dog, May 31, 10:24:47
- Not particularly. (NCFC) - Dog, May 31, 10:12:11
  - you know what it takes to stop up then!!!! mmmmmmmm (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkram, May 31, 10:13:57
    - I'd be willing to bed you we'll have more points in our Premiership season than you will (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 31, 10:28:28
      - Bender (NCFC) - Dog, May 31, 10:34:08
      - You'll lose that bet. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 10:31:50
      - that's a wager you would regret losing (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 31, 10:31:43
    - Yes. (NCFC) - Dog, May 31, 10:15:50
Why Scunthorpe will sell Billy Sharp? (NCFC) - XXL16, May 31, 09:43:23
- Why will they sell? (NCFC) - Jerry Lamon Creosote, May 31, 10:01:49
- Want to bet £100? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 09:59:00
  - You haven't got £100 (NCFC) - pants, May 31, 10:05:03
    - I live in a real brick house, but you're right that I don't have £100. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 10:06:11
      - in a brick shithouse (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 31, 10:07:52
        
        Do you reckon NICE will let you get "stop being a dipstick" tablets on the NHS? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 31, 10:23:39
        
        Here comes the nice! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 31, 10:40:01
- They Will Sign Jermaine Beckford (NCFC) - Martin Peters, May 31, 09:57:51
- Money talks, I guess (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 31, 09:53:24
  - I've never seen money talking (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 31, 10:09:28
I went to see Stewart Lee the other day ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 30, 17:33:50
- haha (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 17:42:27
  - Search YouTube for 'Morris Mitchener' and watch that, it's piss funny. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 30, 17:44:26
    - "no, I hate him" haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 18:03:37
    - haha like this line (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 30, 17:52:13
- Have you read his book yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 17:41:02
  - Ummm ... no sir ... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 30, 17:44:41
    - Worth it - never going to win awards, but v. entertaining (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 17:56:15
      - Hang on - are we talking about the same book? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 30, 17:59:36
    - If you're talking about The Something Fool (perfect?) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 30, 17:54:08
      - Your thinking of Richard Beckinsdale. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 30, 17:57:15
        
        I think in many special ways we're ALL thinking of Richard Beckinsale (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 30, 17:58:12
      - Excuse me! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 30, 17:56:42
        
        Yes I have (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, May 30, 17:57:44
        
        I made that T-shirt for him. It's clearly ironic. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 30, 17:58:40
  - Why? is he starting to wonder where it's gone? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 17:42:48
    - Go Away. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 17:44:07
      - Don't be so mean!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 17:45:51
ha ha. The Fiver on Giggs's internaitonal retirement. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 30, 17:19:55
- On top of that, do you remember Giggs's display in that crucial play-off against Russia? (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 30, 17:22:56
  - hahahahahah Bentley at Fulham (Other Football) - pants, May 30, 17:26:39
    - I did, and I'm trying to keep him happy. Tom the Canary, if you're reading this ... (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 30, 17:29:48
      - Thing is though (Other Football) - pants, May 30, 17:32:28
        
        Talking of Rainbow.... (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, May 30, 17:47:40
        
        I prefer this one (Other Football) - pants, May 30, 17:51:11
        
        I think it bothers me more than him. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, May 30, 17:33:47
        
        Frankly I found it something of a turn-on. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 30, 17:33:08
        
        I see, what about the jester out of rent a ghost? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 30, 17:38:33
        
        Timothy Claypole. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 17:41:31
        
        I don't know what that is. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 30, 17:40:14
        
        I think you do (Other Football) - pants, May 30, 17:43:19
- before proudly unveiling his theory as to why Dolly Parton sleeps on her back. (Other Football) - pants, May 30, 17:22:37
457.19 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 14:01:04
- Was that your total? I did 299.56m in a single dive... (n/m) (General Chat) - King, May 30, 14:37:35
  - just got 505 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 14:40:23
    - 3m (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 30, 14:45:05
    - 654, who's the daddy? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 14:44:36
      - 681.42 - ME (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 30, 14:46:06
        
        PROVE IT! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 14:46:36
        
        I don't know how but my day's ranking was 231! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 30, 14:49:30
        
        liar liar your bums on fire (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 14:53:19
        
        'Fraid his bum is not alight (General Chat) - King, May 30, 14:57:54
        
        Sore loser (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 30, 14:55:15
        
        Ca ching! (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 16:22:51
      - Your Mum (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 30, 14:45:24
- Who did you do it with... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, May 30, 14:34:39
- 458.89 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 14:32:43
  - 3m (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 30, 14:33:12
Asdas cottage cheese, in comparison to Longley Farm cottage cheese (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 13:41:24
- Pathetic (General Chat) - Tom the Granaryloaf1, May 30, 13:41:53
  - ... (General Chat) - pants, May 30, 13:44:21
Who's going to the England under-21's match at CR? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 30, 13:18:57
- Graham (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 30, 13:32:47
  - yes (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 30, 13:33:05
- When izzut? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 13:24:57
  - Toosdy 5th June (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 30, 13:27:28
    - No - I'm at Derren Brown then. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 13:29:12
      - Is that near Hebdon Bridge? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 30, 13:30:04
        
        Hebden (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 30, 13:45:23
        
        yep (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 30, 13:46:49
        
        No, that's where all the Lesbains live. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 13:38:49
        
        Who is Les Bains? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 30, 14:06:31
        
        Your mum. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 14:08:33
        
        Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding Pants' mum. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, May 30, 14:13:26
- Apparently they've sold about 13,000. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 30, 13:22:25
- mite (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, May 30, 13:21:21
  - Opportunity for a meet-up and boozedrink (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 30, 13:29:35
    - Yes, have yer got tickets yet? (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, May 30, 13:30:55
      - Yes - Garry Brooke got them. We are in the River End for some reason. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 30, 13:31:46
        
        Because the Barclay is for corporate. Or that's what they told me.. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 30, 13:34:47
        
        They lied, they just didn't want you putting any gout on the carpet in the Barclay Bar (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 30, 13:38:47
        
        There isn't any anymore. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 30, 13:40:48
        
        There is a little bit, right in the corner at the back, I put my toe on it sometimes (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 30, 13:42:03
- Me (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 30, 13:19:49
- Yes... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, May 30, 13:19:45
  - I know (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 30, 13:23:17
How many fish can you get in a pair of tights? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 30, 12:55:33
- lots if you drive a lorry while wearing them (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, May 30, 15:54:07
- What sort of fish cos it depends, dunt tut? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 30, 13:18:41
  - soles, eels and plaice mainly (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 30, 13:20:00
- 9 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 30, 13:14:33
- By the smell of Mrs Loj bloody loads. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 30, 13:08:44
  - crikey (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 30, 13:12:50
- Not many halibut (n/m) (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, May 30, 12:58:00
Oi! Arizona Bay! (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 29, 23:38:07
- Yeah? Similar to anything? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 23:38:44
  - Umm .... (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 29, 23:39:57
    - Colsossal Youth now downloading (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 23:46:49
      - Good choice. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 29, 23:46:59
        
        Only thing available. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 23:52:29
        
        I'm alright. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 29, 23:55:34
What has happened to this message board? (NCFC) - Tom the Canary1, May 29, 22:39:44
- Blub (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Jul 2, 19:00:01
- Blub (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Jul 2, 18:59:45
- You know, more than ten years on, it's still full of cunts (NCFC) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Jul 2, 18:42:54
- Mr Carrow Is In The Ground! (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, May 30, 07:21:53
- YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE (NCFC) - Dog, May 29, 23:38:50
- It's quite funny really... (NCFC) - Dog, May 29, 23:33:50
  - Yeah (NCFC) - The Mascara Creosote, May 29, 23:41:28
    - lol (NCFC) - Dog, May 29, 23:42:19
  - nah. dont do that. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, May 29, 23:35:23
    - Like I would... (NCFC) - Dog, May 29, 23:35:58
- Blub (n/m) (NCFC) - King, May 29, 22:53:03
  - I rest my case!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tom the Canary1, May 29, 23:07:12
    - Mr Carrow Is In The River End! (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, May 30, 07:22:26
    - Your 'case'? (NCFC) - King, May 29, 23:18:28
      - What is that all about? (NCFC) - Tom the Canary1, May 29, 23:27:45
        
        Try one of these it may help (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, May 30, 07:26:49
        
        Try one of these it may help (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, May 30, 07:25:55
        
        You are the exception that is proving the rule (NCFC) - King, May 29, 23:40:01
        
        lol, I don't think you really get WotB:-) (NCFC) - Ben, May 29, 23:36:34
        
        You actually own a case (NCFC) - romayellow, May 29, 23:33:11
- WotB is a community of Norwich fans (NCFC) - Ben, May 29, 22:51:54
  - and your point is what Ben?? (NCFC) - Tom the Canary1, May 29, 23:06:31
    - The stats (NCFC) - Ben, May 29, 23:29:10
    - "No-one is positive about NCFC anymore ..." (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 23:25:08
      - Language Timothy!!! (NCFC) - Tom the Canary1, May 29, 23:27:02
        
        Don't bloody drag me into this, I said nothing! (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, May 30, 01:20:40
        
        Why? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 23:33:53
        
        Excuse me (NCFC) - King, May 29, 23:41:49
        
        Its the bloody close season! (NCFC) - romayellow, May 29, 23:32:06
    - To be fair (NCFC) - romayellow, May 29, 23:08:29
- Non-football items on the Wrath? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 22:47:06
- "3rd place after the Pink Un and the Offcial NCFC Message Board" (NCFC) - Duck, May 29, 22:47:00
  - Well - (NCFC) - Tom the Canary1, May 29, 22:51:38
    - The Pink Un is split into 10 different forums! (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, May 29, 22:55:41
      - and your point is?????? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tom the Canary1, May 29, 23:01:43
        
        You are probably right but (NCFC) - shoddy, May 29, 23:06:59
        
        The end (NCFC) - Tom the Canary1, May 29, 23:50:05
        
        A good song by The Doors, but I prefered Light My Fire (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, May 30, 07:28:07
        
        Nobody ever leaves WotB (NCFC) - Ben, May 30, 00:10:29
        
        Blimey, lighten up. (NCFC) - Dog, May 29, 23:52:30
        
        And no, you're not one to spread rumours, are you! (NCFC) - Dog, May 29, 23:56:41
FAO AB (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 29, 16:39:36
- Dint see that. Thread-nesty-can't-be-arsed syndrome. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 16:46:33
  - No I don't like that one thank you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Clare, May 29, 17:53:11
- All beer tastes like soil (General Chat) - camcan, May 29, 16:44:06
  - I have to confess to not having drunk much soil in my time... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 16:50:22
    - Tenants Super tastes of ear wax (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 29, 16:52:50
      - I'd rather eat ear wax.. (General Chat) - Small, May 29, 16:55:20
        
        I think it tastes of soil and ear wax (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 16:57:23
        
        which tastes like concentrated cabbages (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 29, 16:59:09
        
        I like the taste of cabbages though (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 17:00:46
        
        alas, there is no accounting for taste (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 29, 17:03:52
  - And do flumps taste like pillows? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 16:44:47
    - Grandfather Flump tastes of old eggs (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 29, 16:50:05
      - I had a chicken shish wrap with garlic sauce and Turkish salad last night... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 16:53:09
So, is there going to be a good old fashioned tear up between The King's and The Rosary? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 29, 15:30:34
- I like both pubs (General Chat) - Clare, May 29, 15:33:08
  - Glory seeker (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 29, 15:41:47
    - Yeah? So? (General Chat) - Clare, May 29, 15:46:10
      - Jack Frost does (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 15:47:18
        
        Liar (General Chat) - Clare, May 29, 15:48:17
        
        I met him in there with the cub and he was chatting away with his Mrs and chums... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 15:57:21
  - Not very good of you supporting violence :-P (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, May 29, 15:35:53
  - Rosary is small, always too dark and takes ages to get served... (General Chat) - Brom, May 29, 15:35:32
    - small dark pub (General Chat) - mannyann, May 29, 19:45:44
    - Hmm I like that one too! (General Chat) - Clare, May 29, 15:43:11
      - Old tackle gravy? (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 29, 15:45:07
        
        You should (General Chat) - Clare, May 29, 15:47:02
        
        The beer tastes good, so I'll give that a go I think (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 29, 15:47:21
      - The steak sandwich is pretty damn good aswell. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 15:44:10
    - Is the Rosary the one Meeky bought or didn't buy but nearly did?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 15:37:21
      - Bought and sold again I believe (n/m) (General Chat) - Clare, May 29, 15:43:24
        
        Gosh, he doesn't hang around that man (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 15:47:02
        
        I could be wrong mind (General Chat) - Clare, May 29, 15:49:20
    - I like that pub. (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 15:36:52
      - Heineken? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 15:41:31
        
        What do you drink then? (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 15:42:37
        
        Well, lager actually, if there's no good ale .. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 15:44:43
        
        I go through stages. (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 15:48:28
        
        Are you really heavy then? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 15:59:45
        
        Not sure what you're getting at...? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 16:00:54
        
        If I understand what pants is on about me thinks you probably do too (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 16:02:07
        
        Well, I'm not sure what the consistency should be... (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 16:03:54
        
        That's what OG drinks (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 29, 15:43:27
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 15:43:02
      - You like a pub because it has *Heineken* on tap? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 29, 15:39:48
        
        I'm doing the same (General Chat) - Clare, May 29, 15:44:13
        
        I recently discovered Becks is the finest beer (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 29, 15:40:54
        
        Red Stripe. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, May 29, 15:42:39
        
        tastes like cabbages (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 29, 15:43:35
        
        Excellent stuff. I like both (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 16:17:09
        
        sticking bottles up your bum? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 15:42:16
        
        My lager of choice at the moment. (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 15:40:34
        
        Kronenborg Blanc (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 29, 15:48:12
        
        Now that is fucking gorgeous (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 29, 15:49:20
        
        It's close between that and Green King IPA as the worst pint I've ever tried. (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 15:51:13
        
        Green King IPA isn't nice (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 29, 15:51:57
        
        Blanc tastes like lager and grapefruit... (General Chat) - Brom, May 29, 15:51:50
        
        I didn't get any of those vibes when I tried it. (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 15:54:33
        
        Ever tried Timmothy Taylor's Landlord? (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 29, 15:56:14
        
        Nope, but I've had the hops and barley in a museli once... (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 15:58:51
        
        Landlord is great and one of my old man's favourite pints. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, May 29, 16:00:31
        
        Ale tastes foul... (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 29, 15:42:49
        
        You like Drednought ale from C and H though? (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, May 29, 15:45:17
        
        That's actually very good (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 29, 15:45:57
        
        A sweeter ale?..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, May 29, 15:47:36
        
        If you want a sweet ale... (General Chat) - Clare, May 29, 15:55:18
        
        Try Badger's Golden Champion too (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 16:04:13
        
        Badger's is the Badger's Nadgers then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 16:05:46
        
        Some of them are good. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 16:13:39
        
        You recommend Golden Champion but not Tanglefoot? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 29, 16:33:45
        
        I'm pretty sure i've tried that at some point.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, May 29, 15:59:41
        
        Lager is for people with no taste (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 29, 15:48:07
        
        To be totally honest fosters,carling and all that bog standard stuff..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, May 29, 15:53:03
        
        I could murder a leffe (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 29, 15:54:33
        
        Good bit of Kriek is fine by me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 15:55:41
        
        Timmermans is excellent (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 29, 15:56:25
        
        What's the one they do in the Belgian Monk on tap? (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 15:59:59
        
        Definately true that ale is a drink for the older people.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, May 29, 15:42:13
    - Aye,it's decent in there. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, May 29, 15:36:27
If it's true, Sutton and Billy Sharp sign for next season (NCFC) - XXL16, May 29, 14:25:17
- It's not that mean - if he wants to go we can't stop him. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 14:26:38
  - Now THAT IS mean (NCFC) - Clare, May 29, 15:25:25
  - I would say Chris Sutton wouldn't play 40+ games all season (NCFC) - XXL16, May 29, 14:31:31
    - Renton ahead of Jarvis? (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, May 29, 14:40:28
    - Chris Martin? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, May 29, 14:38:30
      - Sorry, Chris Brown I meant (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, May 29, 14:39:27
        
        How many Chris's do we need ? (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, May 29, 14:45:16
        
        9. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 29, 14:46:29
        
        9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, May 29, 14:46:26
        
        bast@rd. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 29, 14:46:56
        
        2nd best... (NCFC) - Brom, May 29, 14:48:12
- nice rapping (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 29, 14:26:03
  - Rapping is fundamental... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 29, 15:27:20
    - Yep, to the word "crapping". (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, May 29, 15:29:24
What actually is gout? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 14:18:00
- bloody painful (General Chat) - revsimon, May 29, 14:38:09
  - Er? More than one of us? That's just plain bad luck. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 14:40:59
    - too right (General Chat) - revsimon, May 29, 14:46:06
      - Voltarol? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 14:51:27
- manflu (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 14:23:03
- excess uric acid (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, May 29, 14:21:19
- Arthritis in the toe, intut? (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 14:19:30
  - Uric crystals attatched to the bone or tendon. It fucking hurts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 14:21:33
    - Yum. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 14:22:45
      - I know. But getting better day by day. I can at least walk now.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 14:24:39
        
        Was it just the toe then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 14:25:33
        
        No, the ankle. Blew up and could hardly move the thing without shouting ARGH! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 14:27:32
        
        Ouch. (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 14:34:00
Fixture List Competition 2007 - Its for Charideeeee (NCFC) - romayellow, May 29, 13:35:12
- Leicester @ Home (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 29, 15:15:11
- Stoke H (n/m) (NCFC) - nixon, May 29, 14:18:46
- Valencia (a) Champions league (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 29, 14:15:31
- Sheff Wed (h) (n/m) (NCFC) - Everynowandagain, May 29, 14:09:27
  - Someone at Archant tell you that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, May 29, 14:10:40
    - zzzzzz (n/m) (NCFC) - Everynowandagain, May 29, 14:27:08
- scunthorpe (h) (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 29, 14:04:23
  - already said that Caps shithead 2006/07 (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 29, 14:33:32
    - ffs (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 29, 15:05:50
      - haha thanks...legendary win...don't you forget it matey! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 29, 15:07:45
    - rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 29, 14:51:04
- Bristol City (H) (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, May 29, 13:52:32
- Charlton (A) (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, May 29, 13:52:11
- In all seriousness - Scunthorpe (h) (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 29, 13:52:02
- Fakenham (a) (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 29, 13:51:52
- Scunthorpe (a) (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 29, 13:51:00
- Stoke City (A) (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 29, 13:48:54
- Bristol City (A) (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 29, 13:45:42
- Plymouth (a) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 13:41:35
- West Ham Away (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 29, 13:38:53
  - cock (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 29, 14:04:36
    - You should do the mongol rally too (NCFC) - pants, May 29, 14:17:42
      - if there was a fat cunts rally (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 29, 15:06:30
        
        boo hoo hoo (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 29, 15:15:45
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, May 29, 14:18:18
Ended up watching the lost season finale over the weekend (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 12:50:24
- I watched Miami Vice last night. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 13:07:11
  - Agree (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 29, 13:52:28
- ended up watching "The Shrimp Incident" episode of curb your enthusiasm (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 29, 13:02:04
  - every season of that is brillo pads (General Chat) - lurd, May 29, 14:44:06
    - Think this is the 4th time I've watched series 2 though...obessed with it... (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 29, 15:09:02
      - first few series are ok but seem a bit dated these days (General Chat) - lurd, May 29, 15:13:21
- did everybody die? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 29, 13:00:21
  - Few did (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 13:02:41
    - Did you have a gathering to watch it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 13:03:38
      - I record it for someone (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 13:06:51
        
        From what I understand, they just keep asking more and more questions... (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 13:09:27
        
        spoilers here (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 13:21:43
- There's no shame in liking Lost (General Chat) - King, May 29, 12:58:24
  - You get to see the season finalé of a proper show next week... (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 13:02:19
    - I'm a big fan of both, but this year Lost has been way better than 24 (General Chat) - samcd84, May 29, 14:40:21
      - can't say I wasn't disappointed with the ending of lost (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 14:43:54
        
        someone unpopular obviously! (General Chat) - megson, May 29, 15:31:29
We drank some vinegar in the Rosary Tavern on Sunday. (General Chat) - tudders, May 29, 12:40:59
- vinegar???? (General Chat) - mannyann, May 29, 19:14:16
- Rosary (General Chat) - rosarytim, May 29, 14:01:06
  - Is that the REAL Rosary Tim (General Chat) - Clare, May 29, 15:27:42
    - He doesn't now the gimpy beer in the Rosary has taken the veneer off his tongue. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 15:38:07
      - sorry??? (General Chat) - norfolk boy NCFC, May 29, 18:51:57
  - I might have gone for a drink in there in spite of the bad pint... (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 14:48:43
    - WHAT? (General Chat) - norfolk boy NCFC, May 29, 14:50:44
      - Do you sell J20? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 14:52:22
  - It was GROLSCH! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 14:23:47
    - Schtop. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 14:25:25
    - SCCCCCHHHTOPPPP!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 14:25:10
  - rosarytim, rosarytim, chugging along on the old rag doll... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 29, 14:19:23
  - blubbity... (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 14:15:21
  - roflaneurysm (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 14:15:06
  - Err no offence Tim, (General Chat) - tudders, May 29, 14:14:26
    - If you meant no.......... (General Chat) - norfolk boy NCFC, May 29, 14:26:39
      - fisty-cuffs at dawn! (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 14:35:04
        
        must it be dawn? (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 29, 14:36:47
        
        Ok. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 29, 14:40:42
        
        marvellous (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 29, 14:50:41
      - * dozens of rosary regulars get on the phone to each other * (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 14:31:51
        
        COME ON ROSARY REGULARS LISTEN TO ARIZONA BAY (General Chat) - norfolk boy NCFC, May 29, 14:48:08
        
        All I can say is........ (General Chat) - Jambocanary, May 29, 14:44:21
        
        I did taste the beer. It was fucking rancidity incarnate. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 14:39:17
        
        Oooooh. They wunt be happy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 14:42:06
        
        That's not to say it's always like that.. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 14:47:47
        
        Did you get home in time for New Tricks? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 14:40:33
      - you're (n/m) (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, May 29, 14:28:13
      - Turning into a full blooded blub-a-thon (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 29, 14:27:39
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 14:04:30
- my brothers missus works in there (General Chat) - lurd, May 29, 12:51:27
  - you must know me then.. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 29, 15:12:28
  - yes tw*t (General Chat) - norfolk boy NCFC, May 29, 14:42:29
    - Liar. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 14:49:19
      - liar (General Chat) - rosarytim, May 29, 14:50:20
  - brother's (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 29, 12:53:32
    - w/e (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, May 29, 12:55:13
      - shink yew watta gewun f**k a pie dortya? (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 29, 13:05:32
      - Bender (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 29, 12:56:02
        
        . (General Chat) - lurd, May 29, 12:57:16
  - It is. Complete waste of a pub. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 29, 12:53:00
- try putting it on your todger next time then (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 29, 12:43:48
- Why? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 12:41:46
  - It's all they had. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 29, 12:42:16
    - I see (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 12:42:42
      - There's a small and slightly pointless shrine to city in the corner. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 29, 12:43:54
        
        u what (General Chat) - norfolk boy NCFC, May 29, 19:01:40
        
        Canary rock and roll tape? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 12:48:03
        
        Not sure. Goutface drank about 20 pints of stella though. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 29, 12:51:36
        
        Grolsch! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 12:58:49
        
        Sorry, clubfoot. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 29, 13:20:01
        
        That's okay. I trust you got home alright? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 13:26:17
        
        I did thanks. First 3 hours driving were a bit blurry, alright after that. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 29, 13:44:43
        
        Did he bring his own in? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 12:52:39
Derby have found their level. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 10:01:35
- Thing is (Other Football) - The Mascara Creosote, May 29, 10:10:45
- One thing that has amused me, is how they keep boasting about how it's all been unforseen (Other Football) - pants, May 29, 10:08:14
  - blub - it's the same as Big Sam at Bolton (Other Football) - Everynowandagain, May 29, 10:14:22
    - Hardly a blub (Other Football) - pants, May 29, 10:14:58
      - it sounded like jealousy to me! maybe the way I read it. (Other Football) - Everynowandagain, May 29, 10:16:57
        
        Turned it off in the last week or so (Other Football) - pants, May 29, 10:21:12
  - David Jones cost them 1m didn't he? (Other Football) - Brom, May 29, 10:09:28
    - not sure, didn't know if he was a loan or not (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 29, 10:10:21
      - Not loan, signed him... (Other Football) - Brom, May 29, 10:20:00
FAO Brandonio (well, anyone really ...) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 26, 00:28:55
- Bad Seeds without Blixa = better Bad Seeds. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 26, 00:44:00
The Fiver on Leicester's new manager (roflchops) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 17:01:17
What's got four legs and crackles? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 15:39:53
- A cow made of cellophane (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 16:35:54
- A table with some rice crispies on it. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 25, 16:16:06
- what do you get if you kill the Queen? (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 25, 16:11:59
  - They reckoned ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 16:51:19
    - Also ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 16:54:20
      - what if you just rape and then paralyse her? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 25, 17:45:15
  - Hung (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 16:33:13
  - rabies (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 16:17:00
- What's got 4 legs and an arm? (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 16:03:03
- a pig? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 25, 15:55:37
- WHAT'S got two grey legs and two browns legs? (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 15:54:54
  - what do you call a man with two legs? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 15:56:30
    - shink yew watta gewun f**k a pie dortya? (General Chat) - ma1kybarkid, May 25, 16:10:12
- why would a telly have four legs? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 15:40:32
  - Old tellies have legs and feet. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 15:43:06
    - one foot? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 15:44:15
If I said to you "I got an Ayrton out", you'd know what I meant, wuncher? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 15:16:12
- yeah, like a deep sea diver (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 15:38:45
- yes (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 15:26:52
  - Or equivalent to ten (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 15:36:30
    - bins (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 15:57:08
      - house of fraser (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 16:06:13
        
        there's one of them in Chapelfield (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 25, 16:16:03
- I did a reinsurance case about sports insurance once, and (true story) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 15:18:19
  - And? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 25, 15:27:00
    - Made oi smile (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 15:35:37
      - Very well... (General Chat) - Dog, May 25, 16:25:49
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 25, 15:17:42
  - Well, there you go then. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 15:18:29
is it school holidays in England at the moment? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 25, 15:09:21
- Next week.... (General Chat) - Clare, May 25, 15:13:12
- I know some schools are on hols next week. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 15:10:49
  - ta (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 25, 15:11:10
    - nicotine (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 15:11:31
      - you tool, you! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 25, 15:12:54
WTF do people see in Kylie Minogue? (General Chat) - CB41, May 25, 13:28:04
- My cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, May 25, 20:36:58
- gravel (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 14:30:36
  - oh please malkybarkid, please please I'm begging you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 14:35:16
    - shink yew watta gewun f**k a pie dortya? (General Chat) - ma1kybarkid, May 25, 14:46:15
      - When have you ever in your whole world heard an american say "twatcocktits"? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 14:57:51
        
        half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 25, 14:58:30
        
        idiotic ponce - up for beer on Sundee? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 14:59:00
        
        yare to a bare (General Chat) - Small, May 25, 15:02:50
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 25, 15:06:51
        
        or "twazzocktits"? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 14:58:14
      - nice user name brom (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 14:47:51
- I like hot girls cos they're hot, write yay below if you enjoy donuts (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 13:42:43
  - YAY! WE WANT FADGE! WE WANT FADGE! WE WANT FADGE! WE WANT FADGE! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 13:45:17
    - lovely old fadge (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 25, 13:49:32
      - People who like this recipe also like (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 14:04:45
      - Who's for Irish fadge? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 13:52:22
  - hoorah! (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 25, 13:44:34
- Shes filthy (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 25, 13:40:47
- Looks like she's had a load of surgery on her boat. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 13:40:04
- shes hot (n/m) (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, May 25, 13:29:57
- a tonka truck? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 13:29:19
Here's a good 'un...Name 3 England captains who have played for Scunthorpe United? (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, May 25, 13:14:23
- Graham Captain (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 25, 13:40:52
- peter thorne (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, May 25, 13:17:52
- answers (Other Football) - eadie2001, May 25, 13:17:38
- Keegan and Botham? (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, May 25, 13:16:53
  - Ooh just there before me. (Other Football) - Auckland Rob, May 25, 13:18:54
- captain gay face (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 25, 13:15:14
- Kirk, Caveman and Mannering (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 25, 13:14:48
  - Mainwaring (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 13:57:21
    - yea I realised and then couldn't be arsed to asterix my face off (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 25, 14:01:40
      - .... (Other Football) - pants, May 25, 14:03:21
You are not gonna believe this but (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 25, 12:55:05
- Idiot (General Chat) - Small, May 25, 14:30:02
- Malingering goose. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 12:56:54
- Mrs AB's grandma has gout. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 12:56:06
- Gout! Fucking gout! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 12:55:39
  - Not that uncommon apparently.. Harry Kewell had it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 25, 12:59:55
    - as well as the girl from Emmerdale (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, May 25, 13:59:02
      - It's nice. I prefer edam though (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 14:00:18
    - Yeah but he's Australian (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, May 25, 13:07:11
      - Thank you very much,Aukland. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 25, 13:10:43
        
        Sorry, Auckland! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 25, 13:11:29
    - how will they get your gout out? Have you got to have your legs off? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 13:02:10
      - Loads of drugs and shit, methinks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 25, 13:05:21
        
        ask for mdma and some acid - that'll do ut. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 13:13:46
        
        ^^He's right. Might twist your beak a bit, but you'll feel a lot better for it. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 13:29:55
    - Did Thorne ever use that excuse? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 25, 13:01:44
      - For scoring 140 league goals? (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 13:13:06
        
        2 in two seasons at Norwich? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 25, 13:15:29
        
        unfortunate circumstances (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 13:17:41
        
        yeah, past it, lazy, wind surfing (General Chat) - phrankin, May 25, 13:18:58
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 13:21:51
  - I knew a bloke that had it at 25. (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 12:58:32
    - Wunt it gout that done for Henry VIII? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 12:59:42
      - The futility of mortality eh. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 13:00:37
I do enjoy John Gaunt's blanced view of the world. (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 12:52:31
- i generally agree with most things he says (n/m) (General Chat) - south, May 25, 15:00:42
- Well he's right about the Gurkha VC and the Gurkhas today (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, May 25, 14:36:24
  - loads of Gurkhas in york (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 14:55:20
- he sometimes reviews the papers on Sky News in the morning (General Chat) - mr carra, May 25, 12:56:05
  - i think he is a writer for The Sun (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 25, 13:00:11
- Who the puddling fuck is John Gaunt? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 12:53:48
  - Who the **** is the fat, he's round, he bounces along the ground, Gordon Brown ? LOL! (n/m) (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, May 25, 14:37:56
    - DOOMcaster! ROFL! LOL! (n/m) (General Chat) - Comrade Canary, May 27, 11:20:49
- by osmosis (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 12:52:59
  - Who's out on Sundee then? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 12:54:21
    - hopefully (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 12:59:08
      - Make sure the Barnham doesn't cry off. Haven't seen him for 15 years. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 13:01:45
        
        he unt. he's promised. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 13:02:43
    - Tosser on Talksport. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 12:55:27
      - Up a bit, obviously. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 12:59:04
      - Ah. I'm starting to see the root of your problem. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 12:58:25
        
        potd (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 13:33:14
Let the thunder roll and the lightening flash. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 12:47:11
- Garth Brooks Legend (General Chat) - lancs canary, May 25, 13:09:55
  - no because he is Garth Crooks. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 25, 15:12:09
- KNOBBER! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 12:47:49
  - write yay if you enjoy donuts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 12:48:12
    - desist (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 12:55:07
Norwich boss Peter Taylor? (NCFC) - eadie2001, May 25, 12:24:44
- Sheff Weds Prog did that as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 25, 12:26:40
  - it did a bit, Gary Brooke showed me it in the sunny beerplace. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 25, 12:53:53
    - Is Gary Brooke Tumbly Over Ben? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 12:55:11
      - Garry (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 25, 13:19:05
        
        rolf (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 25, 13:22:39
      - he is a bit (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 25, 13:00:06
Lunchtime game that I heard on Radio1 the other day... (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 25, 11:53:25
- Nirvana - Moist Vagina (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 25, 13:13:48
- See? None of the responses below are remotely funny (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 25, 13:12:02
  - ^ he's right you know. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 13:17:37
- The Pixies, Monkey Gone To Heaven In My Pants (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 13:06:26
  - i missed that, but top tune (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 25, 13:16:57
- wasn't this an episode of the original round the twist? (General Chat) - megson, May 25, 12:35:14
- crash test dummies, mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 12:35:13
- Anything by The Skids. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 12:34:19
  - I bet most of you duds are skidded. I bet you only have black pants to hide it too (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 12:35:54
    - I don't wear any. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 12:38:13
      - cos you skid them? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 12:39:42
- Supersonic - in my pants (General Chat) - megson, May 25, 12:30:22
- roling stones - brown sugar in my pants (n/m) (General Chat) - eadie2001, May 25, 12:29:26
- Trevor and Simon - swing your pants in my pants (n/m) (General Chat) - eadie2001, May 25, 12:28:15
  - Baby Please Don't Go or Up For The Down Stroke (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, May 25, 12:32:31
- We Are Family (in my pants) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 25, 12:27:35
- Billy Joel - We Didnt start the fire in my pants (n/m) (General Chat) - eadie2001, May 25, 12:26:35
- Shoplifters Of The World Unite or Something Burning (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, May 25, 12:19:44
- Party in my Pants, in my pants. I got ants in my Pants, in my pants (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 12:10:06
- Vas deferens (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 12:01:15
- Hoppipola (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, May 25, 11:58:26
- Fucking hell - even Bob Monkhouse was funnier than that (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 25, 11:55:43
  - in his pants? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 11:57:54
- the man don't give a fuck (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 11:55:09
  - nor does Black Shuck (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 25, 12:21:07
pigeon detectives - i'm not sorry = QUALITY TUNE (Other Football) - forzancfc, May 25, 10:11:41
- totally right, off to see them on sunday night (n/m) (Other Football) - leedsmetcanary, May 25, 10:57:12
  - Good gig on Wednesday night at The Astoria (n/m) (Other Football) - Declan, May 25, 17:04:46
- For all the support I gave them and confidence I have in them (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 25, 10:18:52
  - the whole album is on their myspace now (Other Football) - leedsmetcanary, May 25, 10:58:22
  - I don't particularly like the album. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 10:52:19
  - This week. I have been mostly listening to.. (Other Football) - snowman, May 25, 10:49:15
    - I've been listening to the solo album Jack Duckworth from Coronation Street did (Other Football) - Ken Breadstick, May 25, 11:31:50
      - liar (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 25, 11:58:24
    - any good, she's playing here soon (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 25, 10:57:32
    - Mr Jeff Buckley RIP (Other Football) - Tomblander, May 25, 10:54:50
    - this week i have been mostly listening to (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 25, 10:54:41
      - We have "medium" musical compatability (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 25, 11:14:28
        
        given that i con't think i've heard anything by any of your top 5 artists (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 25, 11:23:09
        
        Surprised you haven't heard the Go-B's (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 25, 11:32:44
  - Good Shoes have grown on me a lot (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 25, 10:41:41
  - yeah they wouldn't have made it without you mate... (n/m) (Other Football) - beckford, May 25, 10:26:37
    - tool (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 25, 10:44:46
    - Rolph (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, May 25, 10:27:53
not much chance but does anyone know (General Chat) - megson, May 25, 09:33:25
- do you know meeky? (General Chat) - Gunnys mullet, May 25, 10:11:36
  - Ah Mr. Mullet... (General Chat) - Brom, May 25, 10:21:43
    - radiant (General Chat) - Gunnys mullet, May 25, 10:30:50
      - No too shabby mate... (General Chat) - Brom, May 25, 10:36:19
  - Last time I spoke to him he was going to sell the limo (General Chat) - Clare, May 25, 10:20:27
    - thanks guys very useful (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 25, 10:21:15
- Not exactly what you want but a nice selection here: (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, May 25, 09:43:45
  - thanks, some decent stuff there (General Chat) - megson, May 25, 09:56:11
- My wife looked at hiring me a supercar for out wedding day ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 09:38:03
  - think you might be right (General Chat) - megson, May 25, 09:47:29
    - i had the roller that Ken Brown got after Wembley (General Chat) - south, May 25, 10:15:03
One more inclined than me to conspiracy theories (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 25, 09:30:02
- Motorway bridge support. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 09:31:58
Anyone see the programme about Chubby Brown on E4? (General Chat) - Klobo04, May 25, 00:04:44
- Hes not really as offensive as Bernard Manning is he? (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 25, 09:01:16
  - Unfair (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 25, 10:33:33
- Chubby Brown is a very clever comedian IMHO. (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 25, 08:48:16
  - God yeah, comic genius. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 09:30:27
- nowt wrong with it (General Chat) - inutero, May 25, 08:15:50
  - "only saying what others are thinking", but he's not racist himself? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 25, 09:42:11
    - haha, hamburger thing? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 09:58:35
  - Why not just say 'I' instead of hiding behind 'plenty of people'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, May 25, 09:34:35
    - Becuase then it would be "There's I who've had it with immigrants coming to britain ..." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 09:52:21
      - it'd fit right in on here though (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 25, 10:04:44
- The daft thing is, I grew up listening to a local radio station here (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 01:00:39
  - If I had a band I'd call them Divvy Himmers and the Bedwetters. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 01:07:35
    - Ya fuck shitting cock shandy! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 09:35:19
  - Like the bit about all black girls chuffs being like a cocont husk? (General Chat) - tudders, May 25, 01:05:31
- I don't like the BNP (General Chat) - King, May 25, 00:42:37
  - I didn't like the bnp either, but I've learning to understand why people vote for them (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 01:05:29
    - Utter (General Chat) - romayellow, May 25, 06:41:20
      - and lastly since you posted at 06.41, you should lay off the drugs (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 08:29:36
      - Anyone else with a brain might understand that I didn't mean everyone that votes bnp (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 08:27:51
        
        ...and the pakis. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, May 25, 09:35:42
      - Thanks for that Luke, cheers for the petty remarks too, I expect nothing else (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 25, 08:26:18
Beaver relievers (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 24, 22:42:24
- What are you going on about?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bonjour, May 24, 22:54:54
  - I presume that means theat they make love with the opposite sex, unlike yourself (n/m) (NCFC) - Lew Zealand, May 25, 08:21:21
  - Beaver reliever (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 24, 22:56:53
    - You students. You just don't know when to stop. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 24, 22:58:32
      - I just tried to find a funny link to Beavers and all I found was porn. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 24, 23:00:19
        
        I could use some new porn. I've done all the stuff on the internet. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 24, 23:01:59
    - and what the heck is one of those?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bonjour, May 24, 22:57:59
- I use to be a Butlin beaver (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 24, 22:43:45
  - I bet you were a fucking tea lady too :D (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 24, 22:47:37
    - best sort (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 25, 10:05:55
  - i was a cub , never a beaver (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 24, 22:47:19
    - Statistically, one of us must have been a brownie. Any takers? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 24, 22:49:36
      - Hello! (NCFC) - Clare, May 24, 23:10:01
        
        Fair point. What was the chief brownie thing called? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 24, 23:12:58
        
        Brown Owl (NCFC) - Clare, May 24, 23:19:18
        
        Sounds right. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 24, 23:20:59
        
        See you Sunday. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 24, 23:21:59
        
        Not if she sees you first. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 01:10:43
        
        Oops, wondered where that went. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 24, 23:45:41
        
        First sign of madness (NCFC) - Clare, May 24, 23:22:50
        
        Fudge Packer I believe. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 24, 23:14:50
        
        I was a beaver in the good ol' days when we beat Bayern Munich (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 24, 23:12:08
      - Whatever floats your boat, I suppose (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 24, 22:51:28
      - I'm more of a giver (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 24, 22:51:14
    - I made it to beaver level (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 24, 22:48:02
      - why do beavers smell fishy? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 24, 22:53:49
  - I wouldn't mention that in court. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 24, 22:45:31
    - Don't worry, the prosecution will be miles ahead. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 22:47:19
  - POTD (NCFC) - Tomblander, May 24, 22:45:10
i like hot girls because they are hot. write yay if you enjoy donuts (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 22:36:19
- shink yew watta gewun fuck a pie dortya? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 24, 22:42:03
- yay (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 24, 22:40:32
- I'm religous but I steal. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 24, 22:38:40
- Late night Beaker. Mrs jibbed you again? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 24, 22:38:16
  - Nope. Voices won't let me go to sleep. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 22:41:30
    - Paint the back of your eyelids black, with tar or something. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 24, 22:44:40
Rep of Ireland drew with Ecuador, (Other Football) - pants, May 24, 14:11:16
- Fricson George didn't play for Ecuador (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 24, 14:36:06
- AWEsome! Bitchen!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 24, 14:12:25
  - Ossum. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 14:13:17
    - Like for REAL!!! (Other Football) - Old Git, May 24, 14:15:36
      - "grody" ?! (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 14:16:42
        
        grody to the max (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 24, 14:18:41
        
        Like bag that face, Lord King Bu Fu!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 24, 14:20:58
        
        I AM SOOOO SURE!!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 24, 14:21:40
        
        Well gag me with a spoon!!! (Other Football) - Old Git, May 24, 14:18:26
        
        haha, ignore the video (Other Football) - pants, May 24, 14:21:08
        
        Bitchen!! (Other Football) - Old Git, May 24, 14:25:48
    - like toadally (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 24, 14:14:53
im religious, but i steal (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 13:41:02
- Using a shim, I can break into 80-85% of the locks in the locker room at school (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 24, 13:42:52
- I'm pants, but I don't wear any (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 24, 13:41:53
  - I'm shoddy but i cant remember what I was going to say next (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 24, 14:07:05
i like hot girls because they are hot. write yay if you enjoy donuts (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 13:26:42
- yay! (n/m) (General Chat) - meeky, May 24, 13:57:11
  - shink yew watta gewun fuck a pie dortya? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 24, 14:00:23
- I like hot girls but not donuts, do I say yay or not? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 24, 13:56:43
  - No yay. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 13:57:19
    - sorry, my bad. For sure! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 24, 13:59:03
- yay! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 24, 13:40:51
  - shink yew watta gewun fuck a pie dortya? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 24, 13:43:32
- shink yew watta gewun fuck a pie dortya? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 24, 13:36:45
  - Hurrah. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 13:38:50
- (glad someone else enjoyed that, incidentally.) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 24, 13:28:30
  - It's a tremendous find. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 13:36:21
  - What? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 24, 13:32:16
    - try to keep up, brummy bloke. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 24, 13:33:35
- yay (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 24, 13:27:57
  - shink yew watta gewun fuck a pie dortya? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 24, 13:36:23
- yay! (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 24, 13:27:19
  - shink yew watta gewun fuck a pie dortya? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 24, 13:36:03
    - woo & yay! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 24, 13:43:19
      - shink yew watta gewun fuck a pie dortya? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 24, 13:45:24
Chicken Curry and lettuce baguette... (General Chat) - Brom, May 24, 13:21:50
- Dalad, Brie, picked Beetroot and bread (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 24, 13:41:20
  - Hab you god a code? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 13:42:10
- bread & butter & cheese & Frosties & chocolate & shitty tea & more cheese (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 24, 13:32:03
- salt n pepper as I am on a diet. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 24, 13:28:44
- Help me out here, will you? (General Chat) - tudders, May 24, 13:26:58
  - Why not? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 24, 13:31:52
    - Not really an answer. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 24, 13:40:02
      - Where did you go til 5 (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 24, 13:44:01
        
        Don't know, and yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 24, 13:48:41
        
        30? Was half of Liverpool blubing like a 'resigner' from this board? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 24, 13:44:45
      - No, was a question (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 24, 13:43:55
- Did anyone see that prog with Paul Merton in China? (General Chat) - CB41, May 24, 13:23:08
- curry in a baguette. Dear oh dear. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 24, 13:22:33
  - I know... (General Chat) - Brom, May 24, 13:23:28
Name That Tune (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, May 24, 11:26:13
- Awkward Insertion by The Mong Squadron (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 11:47:15
  - There is already a band called that (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 24, 11:49:36
    - Grunt..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, May 24, 11:58:09
      - Ahem... (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 24, 12:00:13
        
        Do we look like we care ? (General Chat) - Cannydc, May 24, 12:02:26
        
        Oh, forgot all about that game (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 24, 12:04:51
        
        1-0 to the Blues (General Chat) - Cannydc, May 24, 12:23:31
        
        Come on you Greens (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 24, 12:24:39
- Is it Witty Response by Spackpack (General Chat) - pants, May 24, 11:36:23
- Spirit in the Sky - Gareth Gates (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 24, 11:30:17
- Local Boy in Photograph (General Chat) - lancs canary, May 24, 11:28:06
  - correct (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, May 24, 11:29:30
    - were a good band (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 24, 11:36:41
      - third and fourth albums were a bit wank, to much about going to the states, fifth album (General Chat) - leedsmetcanary, May 24, 11:38:21
- Ace of Spades - Motorheed (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 24, 11:27:46
call me old fashioned (General Chat) - south, May 24, 09:43:34
- old fashioned (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 24, 11:28:13
- I'd pick shim any day over Roy Self Publicity. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 24, 09:53:52
  - Stop using nerdy engineering words, AB (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 24, 10:15:54
  - Pick for what? (General Chat) - DeathCabforHughesy, May 24, 09:56:38
- Good looking women (General Chat) - DeathCabforHughesy, May 24, 09:51:52
I've just had the most volumous attack of Moctezuma's Revenge I've ever had in my life ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 17:51:04
- Hmmmmm *strokes chin and ponders* (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 23, 18:37:36
- rolf (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 23, 17:54:18
  - Strooth. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 17:56:11
I know I'm a horrid unfeeling cold shell of a man, but ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 16:22:59
- i thought the yellow ribbons were for Leukemia or summat (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 16:33:18
  - They're a symbol for the missing (General Chat) - tim berry, May 23, 16:44:20
    - EoM wears one in respect of his wallet. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 23, 17:05:48
    - i've not taken any interest in this Maddy case since the first week (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 17:01:44
    - Hundreds of children currently missing in the UK (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 23, 16:51:34
- dunt watch sky news then (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 23, 16:26:07
  - I don't watch Sky news. Even Her Majesty's Cricket team were at it, again the colonials. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 16:27:25
- trouble is (General Chat) - camcan, May 23, 16:25:38
I was drivun into Norwich & saw a heavy plant crossing - stupet thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 23, 13:40:33
- There's a black man and a jew at a bus stop. The black man says "what time's the bus due?" (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 13:42:18
  - What do you throw a drowning Pakistani? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 13:43:16
    - A Englishman, Irishman, and Pakistani go into a club together. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 23, 13:53:24
    - I was in the butchers, and said "have you got any bacon?" he said "lean back?" (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 13:45:41
      - I went into the newsagents and said " You had two in the window yesterday" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 13:47:15
        
        Bloke walks into a bar and goes (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 23, 13:49:12
        
        "Oof!" - it was an iron bar. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 13:50:53
        
        Dunt make sense (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 23, 13:53:10
        
        maybe a rufty tufty held it out on purpose near his face (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 13:54:52
      - If a pig jumps over a fence & gets stuck on the post is that how they make gammon stake. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 23, 13:47:07
        
        no. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 13:47:43
        
        They make gammons too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 13:48:34
        
        yes. I saw some in a field near Whepstead. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 13:50:02
        
        On a loom. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 13:48:58
3 ham salad rolls with cheese and organic mayo, a packet or Frazzles... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 23, 12:31:43
- salt n pepper as I am dieting. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 23, 13:22:21
- Autumn Vegetable Soup (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 13:08:50
  - Can you stop the persistent soup appellation violations already? (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 23, 13:29:22
    - It was made ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 13:36:54
      - And it was jolly nice, what. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 13:39:46
    - shink yew watta gewun wear a yarmulke and become a goldsmith dortya? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 13:31:18
  - gret poove (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 13:13:55
- Short leg of arctic grunt in a spine sauce, served with griddled lucyflaps, small crisps, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:48:53
  - small crisps = monster munch (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 12:49:54
- The squits (General Chat) - King, May 23, 12:34:36
  - Seceret gig? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 23, 12:55:22
    - I thought about doing that gag, then realised how crap it was (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 12:56:10
  - English exam? (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 12:35:07
    - I wish... (General Chat) - King, May 23, 12:37:07
      - I reckon you'll shine through (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 12:38:03
        
        his bumsquirts will take the sheen off it though (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:50:07
        
        Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 23, 12:39:08
        
        That's almost acceptable. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 23, 12:38:53
        
        You crack some funnies then! (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 12:49:21
- notting (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 12:33:30
  - is there not a shop nearby where you may purchase some replacement lunchables? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 12:35:04
    - Yeah, that involves exercise though (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 12:39:13
      - You see the one in the middle, pants... (General Chat) - Dog, May 23, 12:46:28
        
        Cos of the extra badge on the hat? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 12:47:19
        
        No, slightly fatter than the rest. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 23, 12:51:15
        
        no proof (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 12:52:31
      - Fatty. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, May 23, 12:39:42
        
        old and miserable fatty (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 12:44:46
        
        and I could have bumped into ied (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 12:47:45
        
        while that's forgiveable, you should still look after youself mr pants (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 12:58:50
        
        I'm not sure I condone that first one (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 13:40:39
        
        dun't look nuffink like him (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 13:45:08
        
        didn't say it did (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 13:54:05
        
        3rd pic (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 13:44:02
        
        Ode De Sexofoneman (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 12:41:59