I was in the butchers, and said "have you got any bacon?" he said "lean back?"
I said "no, smoke middle, it's what my wife's put on the list"
Posted By: pants on May 23rd 2007 at 13:45:41
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- What do you throw a drowning Pakistani? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 13:43:16
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- I was in the butchers, and said "have you got any bacon?" he said "lean back?" (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 13:45:41
- I went into the newsagents and said " You had two in the window yesterday" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 13:47:15
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- Dunt make sense (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 23, 13:53:10
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- Dunt make sense (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 23, 13:53:10
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- no. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 13:47:43
- They make gammons too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 13:48:34
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- On a loom. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 13:48:58
- They make gammons too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 13:48:34
- no. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 13:47:43
- I went into the newsagents and said " You had two in the window yesterday" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 13:47:15
- What do you throw a drowning Pakistani? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 13:43:16
- There's a black man and a jew at a bus stop. The black man says "what time's the bus due?" (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 13:42:18
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