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From the Enn to the Oh to the Dee Gee Eee (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 4, 15:06:47
- Sorry. Had to let that out, it's been brewing all day. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 4, 15:07:43
  - The Coach is gonna be naughty. "Oi Dave it's Nightmare, The Coach is gonna be naughty mate (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 15:09:24
What if you saw a nun? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 14:03:49
- One walked past my window not 30 minutes ago. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 4, 14:55:14
- Id offer to buy her a drink and ask who's hen night it was (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jul 4, 14:55:02
- But oi int sin nun, hev uh ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 4, 14:42:12
- In half or quarters? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 4, 14:41:00
- How could you tell? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 4, 14:40:27
- My sister-in-law is terrified of nuns. Truth. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 4, 14:33:46
- I'd kick the habit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 4, 14:05:35
  - Good one, would you show her your cross? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 14:07:19
    - She could stoke my holey, cross. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 4, 14:13:09
      - I bet you'd let her finger your rosary (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 14:13:44
        
        I'd ave maria (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 4, 14:15:38
- A (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 4, 14:04:59
  - Too right. It's flipping gorgeous outside and I'm at work. Boo. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 14:06:49
    - What time? Outside chance that me and S might join you. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 4, 14:28:47
      - That would be brillers! We are doing the Coach and Horses on Thorpe Road at 6.14pm. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 15:00:13
        
        Bootiful. Might not get there much before 19:00, fambily stuff and that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 4, 15:03:54
        
        There's a few two hour spots round the back of the Coach and nearby resi streets. Don't (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 4, 15:07:01
    - That's sounds just the tonic. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 4, 14:19:00
    - It's too bloody warm here. Tried sitting on theroof terrace. Managed 5 mins. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 4, 14:16:50
Oh dear (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 3, 15:10:55
- Oh dear, oh dear. Can I place on record that shefcanary on Pinkun is not me. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 3, 15:22:29
  - Not me eever. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 15:23:32
- Great stuff, let's have a WOTB list for questions for him too (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 3, 15:14:27
  - Dear Stephan... (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 3, 17:20:05
  - Dear Stephan, (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 3, 15:57:13
  - Dear Stephan (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 3, 15:44:28
  - Dear Stephan (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 3, 15:37:42
  - dear stephan (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 3, 15:37:30
  - Dear Stephan (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 3, 15:35:36
    - or this one (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 3, 15:37:48
    - Potd (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 3, 15:36:42
  - Dear Stephan (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 3, 15:29:27
  - Dear Stephan (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 3, 15:27:53
  - Dear Stephan, (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 3, 15:24:43
  - Dear Stephan, (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 3, 15:21:29
  - Dear Stephan, (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 15:19:43
    - cos there really starting to annoy me on their (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 3, 15:21:01
  - OG's level of smuttiness is as accurate a barometer to relative humidity as anything known (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 3, 15:19:24
    - ::::::::::: (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 3, 15:21:47
      - He's saying... (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 3, 15:24:32
        
        "Super Mario Does Dereham". Genius. (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 3, 15:30:03
        
        II was. The first one was disappointing. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 3, 15:35:48
  - Dear Stephan, (NCFC) - Small, Jul 3, 15:17:17
  - I think Malky should just set him a dilemma (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 3, 15:14:55
    - I don't think I should. He done me twice when I worked at ECN (Archant). (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 3, 15:21:56
      - Dear Stephan, (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 3, 15:44:20
        
        NO-ONE is doing ANY squeaking into ME (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 3, 15:45:38
        
        That's what you think (NCFC) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Jul 3, 15:47:04
      - Was the third warning for.... (NCFC) - Small, Jul 3, 15:43:36
      - Chairman Mao (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 3, 15:38:28
      - still crying with laughter (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 3, 15:35:34
      - Haha, you wait ages for POTD and then at last it comes (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 3, 15:33:01
      - birds eye potato rofls (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 3, 15:31:36
      - brilliant. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 15:28:19
- Not one asking about lunch. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 3, 15:13:30
- "Why can't you spell your name properly?" (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 3, 15:13:17
- Gowarn. You know you want to. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 3, 15:13:07
We forgot to ask who has been the lowest place...so (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 3, 14:38:37
- Muff-diving Alexandria while her parents were out at a Bonfire Night party in about 1980 (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 3, 14:58:27
  - Old Git in Analiguis shock. (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter, Jul 3, 15:00:53
- In a cheap hotel room in Yarmouth (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 3, 14:51:52
  - smooth (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 3, 14:55:50
    - criminal? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 3, 14:58:18
  - ahhh, my dream night out. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 3, 14:55:16
- 125 ish feet down a cave system in Brittany. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 3, 14:47:49
  - Ooh, where was that exactly? I'm gorn there soon and I love caves off. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 3, 15:00:00
- Down a cave in Texas. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 14:46:52
- I went to a Bungalow with John Lowe in Lowestoft. 180! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 3, 14:46:23
I really should get round to seeing these lot (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 3, 14:37:29
- They are brilliant live. LOUD. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 14:47:38
Ossum (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 3, 14:28:04
- "Cousteau was a customer with a vision: he wanted to swim alongside the feared great white (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 14:33:01
Friday - fish and chips, strawberries and cream (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 3, 13:41:31
- 1,000m in the pool and three (count them) ham sangwitches on multigrain rye bread which wa (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 14:07:54
- Grated boneroast, haggard onions and jointed tench with pips, fried slice and sweetbreads. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 3, 14:03:09
- Turkey Curry. No cheese. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 3, 13:59:27
- Brie, Crispy Bacon & Tomato Baguette. Packet of Kettle S&V, napple, thatthuma. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 3, 13:58:47
- corned beef and tomatoe katchup on granary (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 3, 13:44:03
  - corned beef is the food of the gods (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 3, 13:45:46
    - trew (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 3, 13:47:08
- How very english of you (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 3, 13:43:22
Coldest place you've been ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 3, 13:11:36
- Bescot Stadium, April two-thousand -and-suffen. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 13:46:00
- mk dons hockey stadium (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 3, 13:37:18
  - I've frozen up a few times in games v Southampton (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 3, 13:38:25
    - UNDERstandable (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 3, 13:39:41
- byron heights, west falkland...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 3, 13:35:02
- Scotland 10 yrs ago, -22C whilst skiing in Glenshee, pipes burst in hotel (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 3, 13:22:47
- Austria, skiing (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 3, 13:20:36
- Montreal one Crimble... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 3, 13:20:12
- Sheringham on Boxing Day. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 3, 13:16:31
- Stockholm. Brilliant. Like walking around in a beautiful lady showroom. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 3, 13:15:26
  - Bit nippy ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 3, 13:18:06
    - Dunt know they all had big coats on. Selfish Swedish females. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 3, 13:19:59
      - Shelfish Radish Entrails (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 3, 13:21:48
- lapland (General Chat) - ingi, Jul 3, 13:12:56
  - top of Yllas in Finland was farking cold (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 3, 13:18:40
    - ouch (n/m) (General Chat) - ingi, Jul 3, 13:22:32
worst place in englands that you have been to apart from Ipshit (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 3, 11:58:26
- kings lynn (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 3, 12:40:09
- Canvey Island (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 3, 12:38:16
- Warrington (n/m) (General Chat) - scruffy, Jul 3, 12:33:30
- Stoke (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jul 3, 12:29:21
- walsingham, north norfolk (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 3, 12:28:48
- Gillingham, Kent (by a fucking mile) (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 3, 12:28:19
- Pitsea...Shitsea more like (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Jul 3, 12:27:34
- Worthing (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 3, 12:20:40
- luton (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 3, 12:18:12
  - I'd reckon most towns per se are dreary (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 3, 12:21:21
    - nah... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 3, 12:26:35
- the north (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 3, 12:14:05
  - Midlands (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 3, 12:16:48
- Harlow (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 3, 12:11:21
  - Concrete (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 3, 12:19:39
- Croydon/Lewisham (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 3, 12:06:59
- Stockport (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 3, 12:03:51
- Hatfield (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 3, 12:03:31
- Margate (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 3, 12:03:16
- vvvvv thanks for the tips (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 3, 12:02:32
  - I had to go to Burnley for work when I lived in Manchester. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 3, 12:06:24
    - ^^^describes most northern satellite towns^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 3, 12:35:45
    - not a place on my 101 places to see before i die but I'll file that away nontheless just i (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 3, 12:11:06
    - The locals are the most hatefilled, unintelligent knuckle-draggers in Britain (n/m) (General Chat) - wgf500, Jul 3, 12:08:12
      - Apart from/or alike those in Thams corridor Essex (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 3, 12:11:16
      - Which is an achievement as there is a proliferation of those types in this country and the (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 3, 12:10:44
        
        Indeed - in fact I'd have thought they were pretty much country wide (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 3, 12:16:25
    - And it's BNP central (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 3, 12:06:52
      - Int that Nelson? Bloody cheap petrol in Asdas though (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 3, 12:08:12
      - That n'all. Good point, well made. Horrid cakebunts. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 3, 12:08:10
- Harlow (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 3, 12:01:11
- Burnley (n/m) (General Chat) - wgf500, Jul 3, 12:01:09
- Leeds (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 12:00:48
  - Or Burnley (well in Jaffers) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 12:01:13
- Burnley, no question. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 3, 12:00:45
- Catford (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 3, 12:00:35
- Wolverhampton (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 3, 11:59:24
this rubs me up the wrong 'un... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 3, 11:29:43
- Oh dear, I am asked to provide information on a Trust Director (NCFC) - trustsec, Jul 3, 17:57:41
- the best thing to do is not read any of this shite (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 3, 11:38:45
- No Tilson knows a lot about Senior Management Structures in plc's from his past as a (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 3, 11:38:00
- The more Tilson speaks the more of an idiot he makes himself sound. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 11:35:21
- McNally is a totally different kettle of headbutts from Gonecaster (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 3, 11:33:56
  - One positive for having the porn star on the board (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 3, 11:42:56
    - But won't we just end up with monthly vilifications of Cullum? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 3, 11:50:17
      - I've been to Kent - it's very "backwoods" intut. (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 3, 11:53:20
  - the weirdest thing is though (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 3, 11:38:38
    - I don't think so (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 3, 11:42:12
      - We have the advantage of being the only local team (NCFC) - scruffy, Jul 3, 11:47:47
- Pink supporters group totlaly rub KDDD's back passage (n/m) (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 3, 11:31:08
I'm off to Tideswell in Derbyshire this weekend. Is that oop north? (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 3, 11:27:15
- Derbyshire is not the North, it is the Midlands, however they do all sound very Northern. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 11:42:17
  - east midlands, to be pedantic. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 3, 12:19:35
  - I used to think that but since working with them (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 3, 11:58:12
  - "Derbyshire is not the North" (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 3, 11:51:02
    - Probably feels like the north as you drive through it in your Seat Buttplug (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 3, 11:57:47
    - He's right, in the same way that Kent isn't France. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 3, 11:54:43
      - Kent is in France (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 3, 11:57:30
  - Some programme on telly about the north starting norwich or summit (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 3, 11:46:27
    - Watford Gap innit (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 3, 11:56:15
      - Watford Gap? (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 3, 11:57:23
        
        It's a right hole (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 3, 12:02:46
        
        Forgive me but Watford as in home of the hornets and London Wasps .... (General Chat) - wgf500, Jul 3, 12:04:24
        
        You're forgiven. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 3, 12:07:25
    - ^^ Good entry for post of the year right there. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 3, 11:50:46
- Tideswell is relatively pretty. Very dirty and north though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 3, 11:32:40
- 141 mile NW of here (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 3, 11:30:22
- Derbyshire is defo northern (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 3, 11:27:55
  - Goodo - BTW, you were right about washing; worked a treat (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 3, 11:31:04
epic thunder storm brewing (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 3, 11:06:08
- We had two monsoons in Lancs at tweekend. Twas farkin hot too. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 3, 11:19:39
- Noah's been round here gathering together pairs of animals. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 11:09:14
  - and Whales? (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 3, 11:18:27
    - I learned how to play "Five Years Time" on the ukulele this week. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 11:21:25
      - Behold your future (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 3, 11:37:01
        
        They are exectly why more hip young gunslingers like me need to get into the ukulele. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 11:39:30
        
        Like these two hot chicks (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 3, 11:47:32
  - Haha street lamps have come on (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 3, 11:12:58
"The Starlight 78 Bicycle Lighting System - Warning contains a small amount of nudity (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 3, 11:01:00
- The police ignore nudity in favor of solving crimes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 3, 11:22:28
  - my favourite one.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 3, 11:26:04
- Women are always smiling when they're riding bikes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 3, 11:16:09
- "Click the lower picture for a larger view of this bicycle with this type of bracket. Pay (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 11:06:53
- Haha (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 3, 11:05:40
FAO: Macfaces (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 3, 10:53:30
- iThankyou (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 3, 10:55:00
- Ian T I Virus. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 10:54:55
  - me too (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 3, 10:55:50
Scrammers, Trickmeister. It's on tomoz!! Well excited me. (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 3, 10:10:10
- Went through Limoges yesterday... (Other Sports) - Arganth, Jul 3, 10:47:43
  - You lucky bugger, I'd love that off. Take some pics and facespace them will ya? (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 3, 10:54:20
    - If the camera isn't packed by then, no probs. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arganth, Jul 3, 10:56:26
      - Chairs. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 3, 10:56:44
  - ent that Bastille Day too? (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 3, 10:50:51
    - Yipsters. Back here afterwards for gret hooge fireworks. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arganth, Jul 3, 10:52:43
- great (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 3, 10:43:15
- I love the Tour de France ! (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 3, 10:28:20
  - I'll include you on future Wroth/Wrath TdF Club messages then. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 3, 10:36:06
    - one thing though, are you following by watching the highlights? (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 3, 10:41:05
      - Will have to be highlights for me, may catch the end of the live broadcast but highlights (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 3, 10:43:33
        
        Highlight. "Here's a bloke sitting down moving his feet round and round. Now here's (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 3, 10:54:36
        
        Smirk, then little chuckle then beatific, yet enigmatic smile. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 3, 11:02:24
        
        ^^^ EPO kicking in ^^^ (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 3, 11:08:13
        
        Actually it's the amphetamines. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 3, 11:10:06
        
        same here, (though probably won't manage live this weekend) (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 3, 10:48:35
      - how long does it run on for, is it two weeks? (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 3, 10:42:36
        
        3 weeks (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 3, 10:46:43
        
        4th - 26th July. Some in Spain this year. Starting in Clogland next year. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 3, 10:46:29
- Oh no, is the "World sitting down drug taking championship" about to start? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 3, 10:18:32
  - Yes and I love it off so there will be lots of aggressive posturing and betting chat, call (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 3, 10:22:26
    - ok, educate me about cycling (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 3, 10:28:36
      - You've got it all there. Plus scenery, history, amazing physical endeavour, exciting sprin (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 3, 10:33:45
        
        I find it utterly, incredibly tedious (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 3, 10:38:05
        
        It's an awful sport for tv (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 3, 10:47:03
        
        A couple of years ago when they came by near us... (Other Sports) - Arganth, Jul 3, 10:50:34
        
        Good, well done. (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 3, 10:42:22
        
        I find track cycling OK (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 3, 10:45:59
        
        Good. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 3, 10:47:05
      - And also (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 3, 10:31:48
        
        i managed to crush my nuts BIG STYLE on the crossbar once (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 3, 10:36:27
        
        That last one, we've all been there. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 10:34:03
    - Isn't the whole thing a bit diminished by the druggy stuff? (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 3, 10:24:49
      - It is but they are more and more often getting caught. The French hate Lance Armstrong and (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 3, 10:32:03
        
        and Lance Armstrong. Forgot him, first man to bike on the moon (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 3, 10:38:53
        
        Was he that dude in ET who biked to the moon? (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 3, 10:39:46
        
        no, I don't think it was (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 3, 10:41:37
      - if they are all permitted to use drugs then shirley it's ok? (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 3, 10:30:56
      - "used" - you've not woken up this morning, have you OG (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 3, 10:27:56
        
        Mo espresso (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 3, 10:29:12
        
        mm, I can't function without mine either. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 3, 10:29:49
        
        If you're CB41 (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 3, 10:32:18
        
        Incorrect - had one of the best I've had for a long time t'other day (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 3, 10:53:45
    - So who do we lump on? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 3, 10:24:43
      - Contodor (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 3, 10:29:24
        
        *Contador* (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 3, 10:30:21
        
        Language, Timothy (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 3, 10:33:21
      - Well, Contador is Favourite and prob will win. Cadel Evans is a good bet also, but he has (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 3, 10:29:20
- small smart (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 3, 10:14:41
  - oh and C'mon Charly! (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 3, 10:16:14
    - Indeed. I can't wait. Would love to go and watch one year, keep pestering Mrs Jafski but (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 3, 10:24:38
      - i went down to watch the prologue in London a couple of years ago (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 3, 10:29:07
      - Ah, but when she does it's 60secs of shear magic, intut bor :-) (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 3, 10:29:06
        
        More like 30 seconds, I int durn it twoice. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 3, 11:39:45
George Lamb (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 09:58:52
- Moly-tastic (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 3, 10:19:06
- his dad was married to peggy mitchel on eastenders (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 3, 10:04:14
- Is he the one on BBC6 in the mornings? I listened to that last (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 3, 10:02:34
  - Yes, the show after the breakfast show. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 10:15:57
FAO The BBC, (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 3, 09:13:10
- I'm growing to like it.......... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 3, 09:27:38
  - It drives you mad round here, (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 3, 09:34:17
    - my jock mate has taken a huge interest in the cuntbeak (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 3, 09:38:26
      - lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Jul 3, 09:40:05
  - Jesus, you have a a dyslexic dog???? (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jul 3, 09:29:13
    - Think about the epileptic dogs (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 3, 09:35:01
    - i think so....... (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 3, 09:30:49
      - Bitch? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 3, 09:33:22
- It's not tennis, it's Wimbledon - totally different sport. (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jul 3, 09:21:05
- amen (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 3, 09:14:02
Been to busy to Wotb today. Quick Q, these new director Bods. Any cash behind them? (NCFC) - megson, Jul 2, 17:07:39
- *too* (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:12:23
  - Meh. 7 minutes past my home time, bit rushed that post. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 2, 18:55:03
  - mog (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 17:15:15
- New chairman seems to be dripping with cash. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:09:51
  - According to OG's synopsis below, I'd imagine he'd not spare his (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:13:36
    - I got that impression also. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:15:03
      - Have you SEEN his "open letter" below?????? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:18:45
        
        Just read it. Then I read it again, because I enjoyed it so much first time. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:23:28
        
        "we have been dissatisfied with the executive management of the club for a number of years (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:30:52
        
        I like these gems: (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:33:16
        
        Well, his bluff has been well and truly called now (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 2, 17:53:06
        
        I'd love to see what happens when Selwyn meets him on a street corner (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:26:09
        
        a veritable ROFFLETOP from me (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 19:02:14
        
        Do me a favour. Selwyns *might* just might mumble "cunt" from the other side of the road. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:31:19
        
        selwyn came 3rd in his class yesterday. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 2, 17:29:48
        
        HAHA! (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:32:18
        
        demanding the sex on the fuck rug when he gets in (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 17:36:13
        
        eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:40:20
  - can't see much evidence of that (NCFC) - jAC, Jul 2, 17:11:23
- Bowkett is loaded (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:08:16
  - football loaded tho? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 17:09:47
    - I think 10s (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:13:22
      - Hope he invests in some decent beer for the bars instead of that generic cooking beer. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 17:15:04
        
        ^^^Important issue^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 17:15:23
        
        Well done for bringing the debate back to what really matters (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:19:26
        
        He says drinking pepsi max in his toyota yaris (n/m) (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 17:28:48
        
        I like the Toyota Yaris, thinking of buying one for the Gitlets (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:31:23
        
        Get them one of these gems - they'll love you forever (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:35:07
        
        That's a shoebox on wheels (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:40:32
        
        Wow. That's lush. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:35:53
  - loaded compared to me? to you? or in a football sense? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 2, 17:08:52
Altogether now. Ahhhhhhhhh. (Other Football) - jafski, Jul 2, 16:48:00
- Bates really is a horrible old cunt. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:51:14
  - Careful, he's very litigious. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jul 2, 16:53:50
    - He won't be after he's had a close encounter with AB's shovel (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 2, 16:59:43
      - Yebbut I reckon AB's all talk and somebody elses trousers. (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:07:11
        
        I lose track. So AB and OG have *both* got gay cars? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 17:09:05
        
        I have *not* got a gay car. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:11:57
        
        Yep, along with anyone who drives a Renault Megan and whatever Chelts drives:-) (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:11:42
        
        a fiat 500 (n/m) (Other Football) - Totally, Jul 2, 17:40:03
      - Unbelievably stupid libel though dontcha think? As our resident legal expert. (Other Football) - jafski, Jul 2, 17:00:57
        
        Because he is what is known in the trade as (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:07:47
Wynn-Jones has said to not rule out another appointment to the board in the coming weeks (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:33:55
- Nigel Bertram perhaps? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:35:15
Fuck me ragged. New chairman's got quite the CV ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:06:41
- They're starting to fuck me off already (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, Jul 2, 16:20:52
- thas fucker Waggers roight up (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 2, 16:09:52
  - still nothing from the Archant hacks on Twatter though (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:13:50
    - Archant hacks are only on twatter in the hope that they'll pick a rumour up from one of us (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 2, 16:16:28
- I know him a bit (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 16:09:48
  - Good man. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:10:25
- And now they're playing "She's An Easy Lover" by Phil Collinses. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:08:10
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 2, 16:10:47
    - And now they're playing "I Want Your Love" by Chic. Saucy fuckers. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:14:25
Official SMS: New chairman, two new directors. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:04:19
- If you were a football match I'd be booing and shouting 'what a load of rubbish'. (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 16:10:26
  - ^^^ that puts you on a level with selwyn, fanwise ^^^ (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 16:15:05
    - Scrammers "First With The News" Scrampton. Had time to check interweb and copy and paste a (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 16:18:28
- AB's back where he should be, ITS ALL GOOD ! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 2, 16:09:59
- me bloody phone's turned itself off n'all... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:06:07
- Oh, you tried so hard as well... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 2, 16:06:05
  - Surely AB gets the points here? His message tells you what happened (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 16:08:28
    - he certainly gets the SMS one cos my phone was turned off (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:09:59
***Official Club Statement*** (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:04:13
- They forgot to mention the many tens of millions they are investing (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 2, 16:08:32
- Stephan Phillips (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:08:16
- Alan Bowkett (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:07:13
  - that's a picture of Steve Morgan, by the way... (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 17:55:44
- The MD of Archant Norfolk? That's a strange one. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 2, 16:06:08
  - Ridiculous appointment (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 16:11:00
    - Conflict of interests there and no mistake. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:12:05
  - yep - hope the club and EDP don't get to close again (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 2, 16:10:00
  - Yes (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 2, 16:09:35
- Oh. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 2, 16:04:56
Official SMS: (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 2, 16:01:22
- Its about new board according to Radio Norfolk... will get it off there first (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 2, 16:02:03
  - I'm not putting Norfick on again, not two days running. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:03:22
  - tell us what they're saying then (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:03:14
  - New board? (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 2, 16:02:23
    - + members. I think. Sorry. They're talking about hot dogs (warm canines) at the mo (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 2, 16:03:56
      - The Gudge doesn't sound very happy about them dead dags. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:16:49
- Go lick your balls, hairy face (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 16:01:51
15 minutes until that underwhelming feeling overtakes us again. (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:46:32
- Why, what happens in 15 minutes? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:48:05
  - No silly, Cress Ponference. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:50:08
  - There's a presser up FCR. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 15:49:44
    - OIC (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:57:50
      - ^^ Spoiler alert ^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 16:00:17
    - a "mate" told me they'd moved up to Ber Street these days! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 15:56:01
    - Are you poised to try and claw back some SMS respectability? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:52:30
      - You're all going to have to get used to a League One standard. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 15:53:54
        
        Yes, we have no bananas. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:56:09
A Desmond for ied, then (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:31:03
- I bet you daren't say that to his face when you over take him in your nissan micra (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 15:31:49
  - You failed to mis-spell your username in the title of your post (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 15:37:42
    - Inconsistency is shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 15:41:35
  - he drives a mini! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 2, 15:37:15
    - I really like it, too (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:39:22
      - ^^^ Turned. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 15:39:39
        
        Chase me, WOTB big boy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:40:07
    - Is that a euphemism? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 15:37:54
Black Eyed Peas at Glastonbury - Y'alllllll ok London (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 2, 15:17:07
- Fergie was hot though (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 15:19:34
  - Fuckanory. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 15:24:23
    - Susan Boyle in one box, Jessica Alba in the other, the banker offers you Fergie (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:26:58
      - Wouldn't miss a beat. As long as she didn't wee herself again. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:28:31
  - You sure? (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 15:21:53
  - she either looks hot or shot (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 2, 15:20:41
    - Or WET! (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 2, 15:27:05
      - I'd bid ?20,000 for them (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 15:30:23
    - I'd let her blacken my peas (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 15:23:51
      - Surely you mean "She could French my beans" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:27:31
        
        She could pump it with my humps anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:30:13
        
        Is that a pulse related double entendre? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:32:17
        
        I just wiki'd them if I'm brutally frank with you. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:35:41
I think I know what's happened to Charles (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 2, 15:08:14
- PRINCE PHILIP HASN'T GONE AND DONE HIM IN AN ALL HAS HE? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 15:09:31
  - Martin Bashir interviewed Dear Dead Diana and Jacko. When does he do Nick Griffin? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 15:14:12
    - Imagine Nick Griffin's face if Martin Bashir were to 'do him'. His funny eye would swivel (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:16:42
    - half 8 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 15:16:14
  - No, it was Mrs Slocombe in Haberdashery with her Pussy. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:13:30
pah! tennis is shit and michael jackson is shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 14:45:25
- Rambo only one game away from going out though (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Jul 2, 14:47:51
- Farrah Fawcett? Mrs Slowcum? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:46:19
  - they were shit too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 14:55:20
    - I like consistency (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:56:55
      - consistency is shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 14:59:18
        
        *is* or *of*? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:59:38
        
        Jesus. I hate the close season. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:59:49
        
        "of" is shit. so is the close season. its shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 15:02:25
        
        SHit is Shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 15:05:06
        
        SiH is Shit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 15:15:54
        
        Na-naa naa-na-na (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 15:17:54
        
        agreed, where as "Shit" is the dogs danglers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 15:06:12
        
        Na-naa naa-na-na (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 15:05:43
        
        ...goodbye! (bananarama?) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 15:35:56
        
        (my earlier comment re the close season refers) (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 15:38:15
        
        your earlier comment was shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 15:54:06
        
        No question (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 15:58:01
I have just been unfortunate enough to hear some of the International Shrieking Competitio (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 14:27:03
- hormonal middle aged women eating strawberries competition. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 14:43:15
- Don't you mean "Shrecking"? (Other Sports) - CB41, Jul 2, 14:28:26
  - That donkey gets on my tits (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:28:43
Tornado down (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 12:42:21
- Bet they make a helluver row when they crash into the side of a mountain. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 12:54:49
  - or a great big microphone (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 12:57:09
- Fuckanory, them Scots Nationalists have gone too far this time. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:43:39
Totlaly proverb of the day. Tango and pimms tastes like curry (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 12:15:03
- Have you seen them new Tango bus-shelter advert posters? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 12:21:38
  - do himmers's emissions smell of citrus fruit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 12:22:44
    - No Eye Deer. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 12:23:24
      - haha, nope (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 12:57:38
      - Doyouthinkhesaurus? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:35:23
Congrats IED, but...... (General Chat) - samcd84, Jul 2, 11:43:38
- I was very suprised at that as well (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 2, 14:24:42
- Yep (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 2, 12:09:26
- I never went to Uni so have limited knowledge of it (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 2, 11:52:17
  - Not necessarily. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 11:56:21
    - Wrong (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jul 2, 14:02:09
    - It is a bit crap though... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 2, 13:01:00
    - Not true (General Chat) - scruffy, Jul 2, 12:43:39
    - yes, thats a bit shit intut. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 12:03:50
      - dunt matters (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 12:08:39
        
        they wasted 3-4 years at uni.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 12:10:29
        
        seems a bit of an odd thing to do to be honest (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 12:12:05
    - so it works pretty much the same as A-levels and GCSEs then... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 12:02:20
      - Do they work like that too? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 12:03:12
        
        I thought they just shifted the bands down (dumbing down). (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 2, 12:11:22
        
        So, you could say that they've no real idea (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 2, 12:20:40
        
        they do compare one year's question paper against another's (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 12:32:29
        
        ... but ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 12:35:38
        
        it's also in the schools interests to do as well in the exam results league tables as poss (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 12:39:13
        
        You *do* only need 9% to get an A*. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 12:22:46
        
        Ralf's right... I just couldn't possibly have been so eloquent (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 2, 12:13:40
        
        they do indeed (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 12:10:31
    - exactly what i wasn't thinking (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 11:59:37
  - a better way of saying what I was thinking... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 2, 11:55:09
- Fucking tax dodgers (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 11:51:25
- A "Desmond" allows you to do most things these days.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 11:48:11
- Swot I thought as well (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 2, 11:47:07
  - Depends what it is (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 2, 12:09:36
- They let anyone do anything at University these days. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 11:46:40
  - should *of* got in (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 11:51:06
    - See? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 11:52:29
A veritable thumb war of players to sign by the middle of next week... (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 2, 11:39:45
- Waggers always mentions a Sammy Clingan leaving. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 11:42:13
  - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 11:59:33
  - the overuse of "a" in any football speak angers me irrationally, as does (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 2, 11:45:22
  - Dunno... (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 2, 11:43:45
it's all gone black for me again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 10:14:18
- and me (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 10:28:52
The Doc wants to lead us next season, I think he will be a major player for us next year. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 2, 09:49:11
- i reckon he's going to score 9 goals next season (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 09:55:54
  - and now the fucking board's broke(n) (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 09:57:19
    - ?? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 2, 10:02:14
- hope he's not going to start giving ridiculous gung ho quotes in the local rag (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 2, 09:53:22
  - As if. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 09:55:06
- he should do ok,be about his correct level (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 09:52:06
- Right! Squad, all together now, FLAP arms GRAB shirt PULL, aaaand again, FLAP GRAB PULL (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 09:51:17
  - That will get us out of this league, you know. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 2, 09:53:07
"Worthy ruined my career" - Paul McVeigh (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Jul 2, 08:47:59
- I'd have thought it was the over drinking and eating that caused his career to bugger up (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 2, 09:24:07
  - c.f. Phil Mulryne (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 09:37:06
    - Yep, can't argue with that! (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 2, 09:44:40
- Guinness ruined his career IMO (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 2, 09:12:24
  - it's never done my career any harm... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 09:38:43
- Totally agree (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Jul 2, 09:11:13
  - he scored a few ghouls tho (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 09:25:57
    - Not a waste of space at all - one of the most talented players we've had here. (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Jul 2, 10:00:10
    - He was very good for a couple of seasons (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 2, 09:30:03
    - Yebbut, he left Norwich, therefore he's shit, and always was shit. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 09:27:58
  - I seem to recall Iwan Roberts was quite critical of him in his book. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 2, 09:14:23
    - Don't remember that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 09:24:36
      - Nor do I (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 2, 09:38:43
        
        Iwan said "...and as for that useless lazy nomark McTwat, he'll never amount to fuck all" (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 09:42:22
        
        If I had the book to hand, I'd dig it out. (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 2, 09:52:49
Derby have turned down 2 bids from Norwich for Dickinson (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 2, 07:29:50
- Exactly what you need in that league.... (NCFC) - walksie, Jul 2, 08:32:53
  - Cheers (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 2, 08:38:04
- b@stards (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 08:04:08
  - Yes from what I've seen I think he has bags of potential (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 2, 09:25:39
    - not for us. No one scores 20 goals a season for us. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 09:26:35
      - When was the last time we got 20 goals in a season from one player? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 09:41:16
        
        how many did little Ern get? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 09:46:18
        
        1837 (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 09:44:31
FAO: AB (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 1, 16:46:58
- Ho ho ho. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 16:59:03
- 9.9/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 1, 16:55:24
A familiar name... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 1, 16:38:10
- ... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 16:44:03
- He loves a shitbag dunt he, di Steffano? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 16:42:54
  - Just read his Wiki stuff (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 1, 16:45:35
    - his political party... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 16:48:28
      - Christ - it makes me appreciate UKIP (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 1, 16:52:52
- That is a fucking disgrace. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 1, 16:42:20
  - imagine if he'd managed to take us over in 2001 (ish) whilst we had about 7m debts (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 1, 17:24:03
    - It's been a while. Back on form though (n/m) (General Chat) - pantstrollingagain, Jul 1, 18:27:54
    - Ronnie Biggs taken over NCFC? Get a fucking grip. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 1, 17:28:04
      - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 1, 17:30:04
      - "Get a fucking grip" (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 17:30:02
Huckerby's lookalike was at Norfolk show today.... (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Jul 1, 15:38:49
- Who, Sandi Toksvig? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 1, 15:50:42
  - Fuck you jafski, you're cruisin for a bruisin (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 1, 15:55:59
    - Yeah, well your headin for a spreadin. My mate will slit your throat..... (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 1, 15:58:49
      - Gok Wan's put some weight on. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 16:07:35
        
        All that protein. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 1, 16:39:46
      - There comes a time in a mans life when he finally has to say yes I love another man, not (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 1, 16:03:51
        
        Did you feel the same way about Gladstone Small? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 1, 16:04:38
        
        Yes Gladstone was a good man but i never loved him, a fine liberal though (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 1, 16:12:28
  - ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 1, 15:54:04
Clearly not everyone is happy about the Aviva news... (facebook linky) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 1, 15:19:11
- this looked a lot worse on the thumbnail... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 15:27:31
  - That's what i thought! lol (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 1, 16:24:49
  - and i blame MBK for this one (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 15:29:38
    - Shitarse is dead, shitarse is dead, whoa-oh, whoa-oh. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 15:31:21
    - mine was eeeevil! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 1, 15:31:19
  - What's the Captain doing to that little doggy? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 15:29:12
    - a bumsexualist massage (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 1, 15:30:58
- THAT'S NOT A NORWICH SHIRT! (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 15:20:06
oh dear (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 15:06:57
- = mass Twatter de-following coming up shortly... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 1, 15:11:34
- Ter (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 15:08:39
  - Totlaly hoping no one has believed any of the drivelling cock shit that's been (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 1, 15:28:59
- lmao (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 1, 15:07:53
This TRUSTME twerp must've had a genuine source at some point, yes, given that he announce (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:44:10
- well all he said was announcement at 2:15 everyone else construed that as big news not (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 1, 14:48:55
- Good point, could well be counter-espionage (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:47:35
  - ^^^ Very much so. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:50:30
    - But apparently OG would be chugging on a Mars Bar before you knew it (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 1, 14:52:53
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 1, 15:09:30
  - Whatever for ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 1, 14:48:17
    - Looking at the menu (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:50:06
      - ^^ No willpower ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 1, 14:52:27
- "moist underwhelming" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:47:26
  - undermoisting (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:47:59
    - dry as a nun's (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 1, 14:49:11
- Conspiracy Theorist post coming shortly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 1, 14:45:40
- the guy didn't announce anything specific tho (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 1, 14:45:00
  - Trustme didn't wind it up. That was "SideshowTim" and the prat from the Pinkun on (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 1, 14:45:55
listening to Radio Narfolk...."when the going get's tough" a clue??? (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 1, 14:28:12
- here we go..hanncock on (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 1, 14:32:47
  - Aviva news boring..... (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 1, 14:33:05
- I'm not doing it, I'm not putting Radio Fucking Norfolk on. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:29:58
  - Ass Roy Waller, intut? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:32:32
  - Jeseus wept, it's fucking Waller. Why is it always Waller? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:32:16
    - Hare we go. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:33:11
      - Oh fuck me, it *IS* Aviva. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:33:30
        
        So why did that TRUSTME twit on the pink un (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 1, 14:34:28
        
        TRUSTME to be renamed TRUSTMETOWINDYOUALLUPYOUSUCKERS (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:36:53
        
        Fuck nose. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:36:50
    - Ooo ooo hare we go! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:32:57
      - News relating to the sponsors formerly known as Norwich Union (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:34:05
  - Bloke in suit interviewed at showground.. (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 1, 14:30:48
    - Probably McNally (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 1, 14:58:26
  - Yeah me to, local radio is poo innut (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Jul 1, 14:30:44
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 1, 14:30:32
- LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 1, 14:28:33
FAO OG and JCC (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 14:23:10
- Can't twitter here.... (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 1, 14:24:39
  - ALEXIS ARGUELLO (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 1, 14:25:38
    - No need to shout. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:27:09
    - Bad news...... (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 1, 14:26:55
      - ... (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 14:30:35
        
        News is he shot himself. (Other Sports) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 1, 14:33:27
What is the ketchup for all these rumours about 2.15?? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 1, 13:59:02
- It's that I think. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 13:59:48
  - cut short your swimmage then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 14:02:05
    - Yeah, I thought that... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 1, 14:03:39
      - he can have it if it means that much to him... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 14:05:01
    - Nope, did my usual 1,000m. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:03:17
      - 1,000cm (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 1, 14:11:43
  - liar. you're poised to OfficialSMSit. Every sinew quivering with the tension. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 1, 14:01:40
    - Well, I've got my phone out, but that's no different to normal. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:02:53
      - and you've got a separate windown open with the words "OFFICIAL SMS:" (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 1, 14:04:38
        
        And he's swallowed a oacke tof Immodium to make sure he doesn't need a shit at a crucial (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:05:24
        
        you went all Old English there for a moment (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 1, 14:10:01
- hare (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 13:59:41
  - Oh bloody hell (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:01:23
- Pinky and Pete the Pinky person (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 1, 13:59:37
Anyone recommend a resonably priced B&B on the Golden Triangle side of Nodge? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 13:58:56
- I like The Beeches (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 1, 14:03:37
  - What makes a bed brillo for shagging, Schteve? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:06:01
    - High, firm, with soft cotton bedclothes. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 1, 14:10:34
    - theres a b&b opposite the lily langtree (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 14:07:54
      - ^^ wrong plaice^^^^ (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 14:09:51
    - Nice small gap between mattress and base. Tight. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 1, 14:07:25
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 1, 14:10:48
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 1, 14:02:44
- I styed at pub/inn thingy on the Earlham Rud... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 1, 14:00:47
  - You can kip on my sofa and I'll throw in a cup of tea (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 1, 14:03:35
    - It's what else he might try and 'throw in' that you should be worried about. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 1, 14:05:52
  - Red Lion in Eaton. You like it there duntcha? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 1, 14:03:33
    - Chairs TH, booked in at the Red Lion. I never knew they had accomodation upstairs. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:25:15
    - That can't be the Red Lion, from that description he must mean the Black Horse (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:09:25
      - Correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 1, 14:18:57
      - why couldn't "the red lion in Eaton" be the red lion in Eaton, out of interest? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 1, 14:14:27
        
        "pub/inn thingy on the Earlham Rud..." can't be the Red Lion in Eaton (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:18:25
        
        OH! I see. You're playing thick on purpose. Geddit now. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:24:00
      - No, he means the Red Lion in Eaton. The clues are all there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:12:01
      - eh? I mean Red Lion, in Eaton. I've stayed there (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 1, 14:10:49
    - Full of wee-smellers (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 1, 14:07:35
      - They do ferking nice food though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:12:48
    - I do indeed, didn't know they had rooms. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:05:54
    - Eaton? Is Eaton on Earlham Rud? Good God is it so long since I've been back... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 1, 14:05:41
      - You are correct, Banker Boy has got in a muddle (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:10:06
        
        Here you mad old duffer. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 14:12:31
        
        "52 Eaton Street" plays "on the Earlham Rud" (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 1, 14:14:58
        
        Oh, I geddit. Sorry, my post was meant as a reposnse to AB (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 1, 14:17:46
        
        take a yellow card and simmer (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 14:22:03
tentage over luncheon, which today has been..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 13:48:05
- 4 rolls, chicken/coleslaw, banana and a 7up (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 1, 13:57:57
- Sushi (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 1, 13:57:34
- mushroom omlit sandwich (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 1, 13:53:51
  - i cant understand why..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 1, 13:56:40
    - bad omlits aren't good (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 1, 14:02:14
- Hamuncheese granary baguette, yoggit x 2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 13:52:49
Some one on Pinky wonders if it is Lee that's signed... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 1, 13:45:18
- How dare you! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 1, 13:48:01
  - Dare what Smalls? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 1, 13:50:51
    - Go on THERE! (NCFC) - Small, Jul 1, 14:00:09
- I reckon in true Norwich stylee it will be really underwhelming news. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 1, 13:47:18
  - Yep - I reckon they are going to announce that they found a 20p piece without a date (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 1, 13:52:44
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 1, 13:54:33
  - You'd think they'd try to underplay it in advance (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 1, 13:51:12
    - where is all the excitement coming from anyway? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 13:56:48
      - I love twat... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 1, 13:57:22
    - If NCFC ever issue a press release saying "it might raise a semi" I'll die a happy man. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 13:54:38
    - Would be helpful. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 1, 13:53:44
  - Yep. At the best it'll be someone new on the board in return for a loan of ?1m (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 13:49:11
    - I reckon it's monster trucks every Thursdee at FCR. ?5 gets you in and a hot-dog. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 1, 13:50:48
      - Why does the hot dog want to watch monster trucks? (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 1, 13:59:52
      - I'd love that... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 1, 13:51:57
        
        with the players' cars (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 13:54:36
        
        Especially if any of them drive a Bummer (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 1, 13:57:44
        
        Sa bit fenny tho et unt? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 1, 13:53:07
        
        I like beefy Monster Munch too (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 1, 13:53:59
        
        If that's wrong, I don't want to be right. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 1, 13:54:36
  - Michael Jackson tribute to be held at Carrow Road (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 1, 13:48:52
    - ^^^ Boxing. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 1, 13:50:08
- ?30 and a money off voucher for Yellows (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 1, 13:46:13