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Am hearing Marseille in for Idah (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 9, 14:35:14
- Rowe to Celtic on Twatter (n/m) (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Aug 9, 14:41:51
  - I mean you could row to Celtic but it would take a while (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Aug 9, 14:50:30
    - Especially up the M1 (n/m) (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Aug 9, 16:02:11
Idah might be going to Celtic then (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Aug 9, 13:53:18
- Brand new information (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Aug 9, 13:53:35
Solanke to Spurs looks close to done. (NCFC) - 19_10_93buh, Aug 9, 11:34:03
- ^^ isn’t this a scummer? ^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 9, 11:42:25
  - Quite possibly? Or Hydra? Normally only posts negative stuff I think (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 9, 12:21:59
    - Posts on TWTD as “Generic” (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 9, 12:48:05
      - How did you work that out? (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 9, 12:54:25
        
        …. (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 9, 13:04:51
      - Bit odd to then come on here with a relatively bland post about Solanke and Sarge (NCFC) - NxNW, Aug 9, 12:51:04
        
        Well it could be seen as an attempt to stir things up... (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Aug 9, 12:54:57
        
        Does that all the time (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 9, 13:04:34
- BBC reporting Bournemouth wants Cameron Archer from Villa as replacement (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Aug 9, 11:39:45
  - I'd rather have Tasmin Archer. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 9, 12:41:00
  - Weren't we linked with him years ago? (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Aug 9, 11:49:23
Adegboyega to Scottish prem on loan (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 7, 20:00:37
- Cracking move for him. (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 7, 21:17:35
- Disappointing he’s going to an even lower level than Walsall (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 7, 20:52:20
- Clearly only room for one confusing surname beginning with A in this season's squad (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Aug 7, 20:08:52
Have we had a Ghanaian before (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 7, 18:42:30
- Hang on, I thought the haterz said we wouldnt re-invest the Sara money? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 7, 20:08:46
  - Maybe it's the Tzolis money 😃 (n/m) (NCFC) - The Gaffer, Aug 7, 20:12:43
    - Pre-spending the Idah money (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 7, 21:12:22
- I have (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 7, 19:44:57
- Looks like the African Buendia 😜 (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 7, 19:34:26
- Oh yes! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 7, 19:30:04
- Right winger ? Rowe replacement ?… (NCFC) - loz, Aug 7, 19:01:10
  - Box to box midfielder apparently (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 7, 19:02:09
    - Flight Norwich bound from Austria apparently (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 7, 19:22:10
      - SAXON WATCHERS UNITE (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Aug 7, 19:25:51
        
        Chris Reeve reports... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 7, 19:54:06
- Are we getting one? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 7, 18:55:22
  - Here... if true... (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, Aug 7, 19:33:28
    - Fee just under £4m - Glasses Reeve (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 7, 19:52:06
- Wasn't Tettey originally from Ghana? (NCFC) - TheGrump, Aug 7, 18:50:59
  - Born in Ghana, but Norwegian yes. (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 7, 19:02:33
Bring back the Colosseum for rioters? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 7, 13:18:02
- Send them to Rwanda (General Chat) - TheGrump, Aug 7, 14:41:51
  - Along with the illegals coming in from the rest of Africa (n/m) (General Chat) - LeftSide, Aug 7, 17:48:47
- and anyone who likes xG (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 7, 14:29:30
- OK..... only if.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 7, 14:28:45
- Round up all the banned dogs (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 13:20:30
  - They probably own them (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 7, 13:26:15
    - Loads of owners are killed by their own dogs (General Chat) - jamesward, Aug 7, 14:07:45
    - With a thank you for such a great recommendation (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 7, 13:31:59
      - And build more prisons? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 7, 13:36:56
Will there be riots in Norwich...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 5, 22:30:55
- Depends if dumb fucks want to go to jail (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 5, 22:33:46
  - Norwich is to woke... (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 5, 22:59:46
    - Oh dear. That really is an error which magnifies your ignorance. (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 6, 06:40:09
    - I know you mean “too” but we’ll gloss over that. So you think Norwich is too woke (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 5, 23:41:45
      - Well said!! It seems to me that the 'woke' gets used when (General Chat) - Mozzer, Aug 6, 07:25:38
    - Do you think about things you post before you post them? (General Chat) - TheGrump, Aug 5, 23:36:38
    - Too woke to destroy itself? (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 5, 23:00:30
I know you can’t judge a season on the pre season friendlies but… (NCFC) - Biggles, Aug 4, 07:56:09
- Not super worried. (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 4, 12:52:33
- I'm worried that the last 18 months of quick fixes has left are squad (NCFC) - jAC, Aug 4, 12:07:28
- Yes, they've put the price of beer up again (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 4, 09:51:22
- Yes very concerned (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 4, 09:46:33
  - Qualifying for the play offs wasn't the destruction many made out (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 4, 10:04:22
    - Yes football is disposable these days (NCFC) - JoeyDeacon, Aug 4, 11:36:14
- Hopefully will improve once we get a settled defence (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Aug 4, 09:34:07
- no its only football (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 4, 09:17:36
- No. Not at all (n/m) (NCFC) - DH Yellow, Aug 4, 09:03:13
- Well I think.... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 4, 08:57:44
  - Ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - Biggles, Aug 4, 13:27:22
  - Boom... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 4, 12:45:46
- Not worried by the preseason but am concerned by defensive performances (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Aug 4, 08:17:42
- No, but if we are bottom 6 end of the year then maybe a tad.... (NCFC) - Saucerer, Aug 4, 08:14:27
  - It isn’t really an inevitable part of the rebuild process though is it (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 4, 09:06:56
- Solely depends upon your expectations. For me it's a rebuild season so not overly worried. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Gaffer, Aug 4, 08:05:59
- Not overly so (NCFC) - scotchcanary, Aug 4, 08:01:40
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Aug 4, 08:01:37
Not a great start for sir kier (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Jul 29, 19:11:57
- In fairness the last administration should shoulder most of the blame for the above (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 29, 20:12:06
  - ALL of the blame (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Jul 29, 20:20:51
    - They were weak beyond belief which is why their core vote abandoned them (n/m) (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 29, 20:26:23
      - Blair started the free for all (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Jul 29, 22:03:00
- You forgot the fighting at the Dovedale stepping stones (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Jul 29, 20:06:28
  - lolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 20:48:47
    - I have actually visited said stones where we waited very patiently for a family to cross f (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Jul 29, 20:57:52
      - same here, they should install some traffic lights or a second set of stepping stones and (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 29, 21:01:57
  - The Tory smear machine will get you all back in power next time round (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 29, 20:15:55
    - To remove all doubt I was just messing about adding another random event (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Jul 29, 20:46:29
      - But that is exactly how they'll get back in. They have the best spin machine around (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 29, 20:48:47
- Incapable of original thought, so copying tweets without credit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Henclrikus, Jul 29, 19:42:19
  - 99% of his friends won’t share it either. (n/m) (General Chat) - Legacy Fan, Jul 29, 19:52:26
  - Who cares who said it.... (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Jul 29, 19:47:05
    - Who cares who said it? lol The mantra of conspiracy believer (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 29, 20:19:43
      - Dead kids not real enough for you....... seek help you freak (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Jul 29, 22:04:45
        
        What exact position are you in to recommend mental health services to me? (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 29, 22:24:16
    - Oh dear stick to the football eh?? (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Jul 29, 20:00:17
      - The cess pit of twitter trickling onto a footy forum. Jeez Louise (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 29, 20:21:54
- You don’t really help your side of the argument if you say such stupid things. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Jul 29, 19:41:59
- Ever had an original thought? (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jul 29, 19:38:00
- You really are unpleasant (n/m) (General Chat) - Bertie Russell, Jul 29, 19:14:36
  - VMT (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 29, 19:24:07
  - Sounds more like a factual list of unpleasant events (General Chat) - phrankin, Jul 29, 19:21:27
    - You don't pick up the very racist implications? (n/m) (General Chat) - TheGrump, Jul 29, 19:31:19
      - Mentioning Muslim people isn't racist. (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 29, 19:37:51
        
        "But, remember, it’s cultural enrichment...." (General Chat) - TheGrump, Jul 29, 20:02:10
        
        I also didn't mention Muslim thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Jul 29, 19:49:37
        
        They are all (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Jul 29, 19:50:23
        
        Bigoted is a better description, perhaps (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 29, 19:40:57
        
        Jamesward put it perfectly yesterday. The Internet is the best and worst thing invented (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 29, 19:48:48
        
        Today's suspect was from Lancashire amd originally Cardiff according to police statements (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Jul 29, 19:51:49
        
        🤪 🤪 🤪 (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 29, 19:55:02
        
        Some peeps need to switch the wireless off and go touch some grass (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 29, 20:00:46
        
        Facts hurt it seems (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Jul 29, 19:42:40
        
        I’m not hurt (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 29, 19:50:00
        
        Hope nothing happens near a nursery near you Simon (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Jul 29, 19:59:05
        
        This shit HAPPENS everyday in the Middle East because of THIS GOVERNMENT (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 29, 20:32:27
        
        If it does, I’ll be blaming lunatics (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 29, 20:02:02
      - Racist? (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Jul 29, 19:34:55
        
        Being patriotic is now classed as racist. Well I must be incredibly racist as I love my (General Chat) - Biggles, Jul 29, 21:01:07
        
        How is any of this "patriotic"? (n/m) (General Chat) - TheGrump, Jul 29, 21:31:16
        
        Yes, racist (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 29, 19:36:21
        
        Woke police out in force 🚨 (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Jul 29, 19:42:15
        
        Step away from the Internet, do no pass go, do not collect 200 (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 29, 19:55:56
Harrison Burrows (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, Jul 25, 12:12:57
- They’ve signed O’Hare as well. Making some good signings (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Jul 25, 21:47:17
- I’d rather have Harrison Ford (n/m) (NCFC) - Cellophane Flowers, Jul 25, 12:50:02
  - I'd rather have Henry Ford. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 25, 13:00:24
    - I'd rather have Gerald Ford (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 25, 13:36:51
      - I'd rather have Rosemary Ford - Good Game, Good Game (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Jul 25, 14:06:09
      - With you on that! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 25, 13:46:31
- Sheffield Utd said to be paying £3m (NCFC) - TheGrump, Jul 25, 12:24:31
- We were linked at the start of the summer (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Jul 25, 12:20:44
I can’t help but think of that terrible accident yesterday between the motorbike and car. (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Jul 23, 19:12:08
- That was not far from where we used to live. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 23, 21:29:55
  - It must be a freak scenario (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 23, 21:58:58
- Been on my mind a bit too. (General Chat) - TheGrump, Jul 23, 19:54:53
  - Reminded me of that drugged upped scrot who wiped poor family from Boston on Constituton (General Chat) - promethian1, Jul 23, 19:59:07
- Emergency service workers are another breed (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Jul 23, 19:38:42
  - you can use as much tech as you like .. (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 23, 20:12:35
  - Was quite unusual in that it is usually only the poor bikers that get wiped out... (General Chat) - promethian1, Jul 23, 19:49:22
    - Fire (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Jul 23, 20:52:43
Mirroring narcissists (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 21, 06:08:12
- They saw themselves at The Waterfront, June ‘19 (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Jul 21, 07:09:34
  - I just found out this personality type (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, Jul 21, 09:21:09
- Would be a great name for a horse. (General Chat) - TheGrump, Jul 21, 06:16:23
Gutted. (n/m) (Other Football) - TheGrump, Jul 14, 21:47:12
That’s Biden done surely 😬 (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 11, 23:00:25
- Oh geez. I don't know why anyone at 81 would want anything to do with politics. (General Chat) - TheGrump, Jul 11, 23:13:02
  - Smith and Jones love it (n/m) (General Chat) - KevinBond, Jul 12, 00:10:44
- Will certainly add to the ever-increasing momentum! (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Jul 11, 23:10:57
First country we've played with a population over 9 million (Other Football) - paulg, Jul 10, 19:58:30
- Yeah hard enough vs just 11 (Other Football) - TheGrump, Jul 10, 19:59:23
- and a solid cheese game (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 10, 19:59:10
Am currently listening to a 10hr.loop of hoover noises on YouTube (General Chat) - TheGrump, Jul 9, 16:42:12
- Better than Springsteen on repeat (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 9, 17:08:49
  - I thought you liked his tunnel of love? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Jul 9, 17:25:52
- Hehe, lovely! 👶 (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Jul 9, 16:49:50
3 pts - but that second half was very worrying. (n/m) (Other Football) - TheGrump, Jun 16, 21:55:59
GET FODEN OFF NOW GARETH (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jun 16, 21:38:43
- Hes a 10 not left sided (Other Football) - ParrotPuncher, Jun 16, 21:44:20
- Ridiculous how poor he's been (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jun 16, 21:39:54
  - Easier to look great when you're surrounded by Man City players (n/m) (Other Football) - MORDENCANARY, Jun 16, 21:50:09
- Take a drink OG (n/m) (Other Football) - TheGrump, Jun 16, 21:39:43
happy Jess day ?? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, May 30, 08:30:12
- I remember back in Jan 2015 someone posted 'Happy Tim Sherwood Day'.... (NCFC) - Saucerer, May 30, 11:15:10
- If he’s one of those lads who (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, May 30, 09:44:10
  - Thought of this post when I saw the welcome video! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bonjour, May 30, 15:03:53
    - ST cancelled x (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, May 30, 15:32:44
- TNC seem to think so (NCFC) - TheGrump, May 30, 09:30:13
  - Just seen it shored up outside Iceni down Riverside (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, May 30, 10:08:21
- …. (NCFC) - Duck, May 30, 09:17:26
- Be good to get it over the line, the more time he has with the squad the better. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 30, 08:59:43
  - i would imagine most of the squad.... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, May 30, 09:14:23
  - Get the sense that Knapper is big on detail. Lets make this guy the next Farke (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, May 30, 09:11:11
Gimme hope Johannes (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, May 27, 21:33:18
- OHHH OHH BIG JESSIE (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, May 27, 22:18:53
- Going Thor-up up up… (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, May 27, 22:18:49
- Love it (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, May 27, 21:46:04
- Gimme Hoff, Johannes, Gime Hoff, Johannes, Gimme Hoff, Johannes 'fore the season come (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, May 27, 21:35:21
Shades of Colchester utd.... (Other Football) - usacanary, May 27, 14:56:12
- I much prefer it when we're not on the wrong end of the 7-1 drubbing though (n/m) (Other Football) - TheGrump, May 27, 15:42:29
Glad I'm on the sofa day. Look at that weather! (n/m) (Other Football) - norwaay, May 26, 14:56:54
- Camping (Other Football) - StalhamPopularFront, May 26, 15:06:02
- Just thinking I wish it was us. (n/m) (Other Football) - TheGrump, May 26, 15:01:10
- Classic bank hols to watch sport and relax (n/m) (Other Football) - littletinyphil, May 26, 15:01:02
Hello Canaries! (NCFC) - Johannes Hoff Thorup, May 25, 10:58:05
- Listen up shlubz... (NCFC) - usacanary, May 25, 12:44:44
  - You do realise that Jess Thorup is a different person... (n/m) (NCFC) - The Gaffer, May 25, 12:49:50
    - Yeh but how the fuck.... (NCFC) - usacanary, May 25, 13:04:09
    - Smashed and owned (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, May 25, 13:01:31
      - I know you.like to bite at every opportunity.. (NCFC) - usacanary, May 25, 14:49:28
        
        How many self owns are we getting today? (NCFC) - norwaay, May 25, 15:08:56
        
        LOLz.... the thread was about Man City, you absolute dunce. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, May 25, 17:01:28
        
        Great stuff! Funny you didn't point this out earlier eh? (NCFC) - norwaay, May 25, 17:03:41
        
        Projection (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, May 25, 17:29:18
        
        Stateside meltdown. (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, May 25, 17:37:53
        
        So you pointed out two things...and both were wrong... (NCFC) - usacanary, May 25, 17:42:40
        
        It's like a cat and a ball of string.... (NCFC) - usacanary, May 25, 15:37:21
        
        CHOMP 😂 (NCFC) - norwaay, May 25, 15:43:28
        
        You are the one biting on my posts.... (NCFC) - usacanary, May 25, 16:41:19
        
        This was brilliant (NCFC) - norwaay, May 25, 16:52:49
        
        Keeps biting even when you fucked up in the "MAN CITY" thread.... (NCFC) - usacanary, May 25, 17:00:15
- Sounds good. Just as long as you don’t up and leave for a smaller club like Brighton, (NCFC) - DH Yellow, May 25, 11:54:26
- quick - everyone get on skybet (n/m) (NCFC) - fal5taff, May 25, 11:52:20
- Some people stand in the darkness afraid to step into the light (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, May 25, 11:09:49
  - Some of bought extra spotlights... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, May 25, 12:37:35
- Jump in my car (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, May 25, 11:07:02
- Excellent. Thought you were great in Baywatch btw (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, May 25, 11:03:34
- What are you having for lunch? (n/m) (NCFC) - littletinyphil, May 25, 10:59:22
I’ve never seen a seagull in a tree (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 22, 08:49:30
- They prefer lamp posts (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, May 22, 12:20:06
  - Ok I’ll do one. Do seagulls prefer standard, table or bedside ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 22, 14:20:34
- I was expecting some sort of Dr Seuss rhyme (n/m) (General Chat) - TheGrump, May 22, 10:31:19
- I've seen a flock of seagulls (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, May 22, 09:15:58
  - No photo? No proof. If you had a.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 22, 09:21:16
- they dont have the feet for it (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, May 22, 09:02:40
  - except for swiss army seagulls with the hoof attachment (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 22, 09:52:38
  - Mind you, goats on cliffs, explain that one! (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 22, 09:09:25
    - Their hoofs are perfect for it, also they can lift their entire body weight on one leg. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 22, 09:36:08
      - So can I (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 22, 09:42:43
        
        But reckon it's more dfficult with 4 legs. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 22, 09:56:07
        
        I’ll give it a go later (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 22, 10:33:42
- There isn’t actually a gull called a seagull (General Chat) - Duck, May 22, 08:56:57
  - You would say that though, being a duck (n/m) (General Chat) - Bertie Russell, May 22, 09:16:48
    - Ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 10:20:38
    - POTD ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Knitted Jesus, May 22, 09:25:03
  - Ty? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 22, 09:16:16
  - If we commonly refer to it as a seagull (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 09:07:10
    - Don’t be a pedant OG (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck, May 22, 09:12:49
      - That is literally my life’s work (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 10:20:19
  - Oh I know, Garry will testify to this.My favourites. I want a dozen Herring gulls, or (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 22, 09:06:23
    - I often see herring gulls near the chapel in the graveyard near where I live (General Chat) - watfordcanary, May 22, 15:28:32
    - I'm coming black-backed to your funeral. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 22, 09:33:25
      - No seagulling on the hearse!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, May 22, 09:43:54
is it now compulsory for UK citizens to have a favourite US presidential candidate? (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 17:06:06
- Sorry about all this (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 18:11:50
  - All gone now (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 21, 19:34:40
    - Poor old wibble_wibble (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, May 21, 19:37:05
      - Not seen the hydra go completely unpleasant like that in a while (n/m) (General Chat) - Lentil Weaver, May 21, 21:44:54
  - Pretty much anything possible (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 21, 18:28:28
  - FWIW, I enjoyed the video (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, May 21, 18:25:53
  - Hanging's too good for you (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, May 21, 18:23:05
  - Absolutely nothing to do with you, OG (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, May 21, 18:19:45
- Who's your favourite spice girl? (n/m) (General Chat) - TheGrump, May 21, 17:44:39
  - Sporty (n/m) (General Chat) - MORDENCANARY, May 21, 19:13:35
    - Ginger (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, May 21, 21:03:34
- Closest ally innit (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, May 21, 17:44:05
- Influence I reckon (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 21, 17:24:20
  - it's like giving your teenage son your car keys (General Chat) - Tombs, May 21, 17:28:54
  - Think our chambers are bad mind, just watch this.... (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 21, 17:27:39
Got to be one of the strangest seasons I've ever followed NCFC (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, May 16, 21:55:44
"To an extent, every football fan now wants this Pep [Guardiola] brand of football," (Other Football) - TheGrump, May 7, 09:30:10
- This crap irritates the hell out of me because PG is only (Other Football) - Chopper, May 7, 12:58:27
  - Exactly, we were brilliant in the champs under Farke (Other Football) - Men without hats, May 7, 17:57:08
- Fair point (Other Football) - inutero, May 7, 09:46:22
- entertainment = goals + winning (Other Football) - megson, May 7, 09:38:41
  - Don't think I completely agree with that (Other Football) - Bertie Russell, May 7, 11:12:52
    - Even recent memory (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 7, 11:56:23
      - but that's because everyone could see it wouldn't last (Other Football) - paulg, May 7, 12:11:30
        
        Contributed by fans negativity as the narrative was set (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 7, 21:27:00
    - Being a football fan is all about hope, I think (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, May 7, 11:25:32
  - That's not the case for everyone though, is it? (Other Football) - TheGrump, May 7, 10:32:55
  - 💯 (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, May 7, 09:52:42
- As a neutral I find their football entertaining (Other Football) - Azteca, May 7, 09:36:52
  - Having barely any competition (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 7, 09:42:38
Did Clinton Morrison play for Birmingham? Only not sure he has mentioned it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, May 4, 14:31:14
- He's played for pretty much every team in the champ hasn't he? (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, May 4, 14:32:41
  - didn't he almost play for us (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, May 4, 14:35:08
Less said about that the better. Is it Leeds, then? (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, May 4, 14:28:48
- Yup. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, May 4, 14:29:10
  - I think I prefer that to Saints. (NCFC) - TheGrump, May 4, 14:30:36
Anyone know when the playoff tickets would go on sale? (n/m) (NCFC) - DH Yellow, May 4, 13:18:49
- ... (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, May 4, 13:25:08
  - Thank you very much (n/m) (NCFC) - DH Yellow, May 4, 13:27:14
- Tonight (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, May 4, 13:23:14
  - Thank you. Great responses grump and baz. Why not just ignore if you don’t know (NCFC) - DH Yellow, May 4, 13:26:35
- Yes (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, May 4, 13:21:10
- Why don't you ask when we actually get there? (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, May 4, 13:20:28
This is crap. Zero intent. We are not the same side when we play without intent (NCFC) - Jim, May 4, 12:55:18
- Surely the intent (NCFC) - paulg, May 4, 13:24:11
- You could have blanked out the name of the person posting this and I bet most would (NCFC) - TheGrump, May 4, 12:58:36
- Saving something for Leeds or Southampton (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, May 4, 12:57:23
- It’s not the play off final (NCFC) - footymadman, May 4, 12:56:32
- Give it a rest you boring old fart (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, May 4, 12:56:18
- Jim just calm down for once. We just must concede loads and we are in the playoffs (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 4, 12:56:01
If Leeds don't go up should Farke be sacked? (Other Football) - usacanary, May 1, 00:45:25
- Yes at half time tomorrow, on the pitch (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, May 1, 08:52:34
- A whole season of foghorning about how the table doesn't lie and managers are overrated (Other Football) - norwaay, May 1, 08:33:30
  - Fuck I'm good...... (Other Football) - usacanary, May 1, 13:18:24
    - Agree to be fair (Other Football) - norwaay, May 1, 13:32:06
- Based on his history, he should be sacked if they do go up (Other Football) - Mecagoenti, May 1, 08:21:24
  - GPWM (n/m) (Other Football) - Cellophane Flowers, May 1, 10:25:07
- Bielsa Monked (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, May 1, 07:54:41
- You'd need to know much more about what's gone on (Other Football) - paulg, May 1, 07:45:12
  - Exactly (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 1, 08:05:53
    - You're making the mistake of believing that the OP was in good faith (Other Football) - norwaay, May 1, 08:35:08
      - And Ipswich (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 1, 09:13:14
        
        The question he never answered (Other Football) - norwaay, May 1, 09:42:25
        
        Stupid people..... (Other Football) - usacanary, May 1, 14:11:40
        
        Still not answering the question! (Other Football) - norwaay, May 1, 14:30:23
        
        Certainly getting more bites.... (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, May 1, 14:54:04
- The current promotion percentages are (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 1, 07:12:48
  - They will be less than 35% (real odds) (Other Football) - usacanary, May 1, 13:13:04
    - These are the real odds in a 100% book (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 1, 14:22:42
      - The odds will change once all 4 playoff teams are known. (Other Football) - usacanary, May 1, 16:31:18
- They’ll win the play offs (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, May 1, 07:05:00
  - That’s the spirit (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 1, 07:13:03
- Probably a question for Leeds than us. (n/m) (Other Football) - TheGrump, May 1, 01:16:11
  - It's not for them to tell us what to think (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, May 1, 07:47:06
Would Kevin Keegan style LOVE IT to get promoted now (NCFC) - TheGrump, Apr 30, 22:07:31
- Not my dreams (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 30, 22:08:50
OG, please could you buy me this and get it refurbished to a very high standard.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 09:53:22
- "No scotch eggs kept in van overnight" (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Apr 18, 20:39:42
- Tempted! You know I love an old Regie (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 18, 19:08:43
  - It could be lovely- go on partner!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 20:46:39
- One day Jumbo I’m going to do it (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 11:37:56
  - OK -lets go van shopping then! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 11:40:52
    - What about something like this... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 18, 11:45:09
      - no, more like this.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 13:21:20
        
        What we cooking innit? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 18, 13:42:07
        
        Pizza (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 13:45:20
        
        lolf! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 18, 13:47:03
        
        This chap has it down to a fine art... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 18, 13:49:02
        
        thats his posh pizza van in my photo (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 13:58:03
- Time for a Catering Van XI? (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Apr 18, 10:04:09
  - Food Bellingham (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Apr 18, 15:33:19
  - Liaonel Meze (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 18, 13:18:05
  - Chip Van Nistelrooy (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 18, 13:14:50
  - Phil KeBabb (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 18, 13:13:41
  - Rory Delaybybapp (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Apr 18, 11:59:44
  - Garry Monk Burger (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 18, 11:43:31
  - Gary Rockerty (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 18, 11:42:46
  - Andy Gravy (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 18, 11:31:03
  - Kenny Jacket potato (n/m) (General Chat) - Lager top, Apr 18, 11:24:33
  - Mbappe (n/m) (General Chat) - Lager top, Apr 18, 11:23:39
    - Haley's Big Mbappes (n/m) (General Chat) - KevinBond, Apr 18, 16:10:47
  - Wouter Cheese Burger (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 18, 11:14:12
    - Tapaston Villa (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 18, 11:15:09
      - Open Sheffield Wednesday 5 p.m. till 9 p.m. only. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 18, 11:15:45
  - Darren Eatie (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Apr 18, 11:12:58
  - Mark Bunn (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 18, 11:03:31
  - Ade Souvlakinbiyi (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 18, 11:03:03
  - Sausagerole Gunnar Solskjær (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 18, 11:01:09
  - Pape Johns Seydou Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 18, 11:00:58
  - Samosa Byram (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 18, 11:00:11
  - Pieman Lappin (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 18, 10:58:37
  - Gelatony Cottee (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 18, 10:57:25
  - Donnerrumma (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 18, 10:56:26
  - Burritony Adams (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 18, 10:54:26
  - Brat Nevin (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 18, 10:53:40
  - Mark Baobunn (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 18, 10:53:09
  - Gyros Barclay (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 18, 10:51:51
  - Mark Fish cake (n/m) (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Apr 18, 10:33:41
  - Falafel Mulryne (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Apr 18, 10:33:25
  - Greggs Downes (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Apr 18, 10:24:45
  - Erik Foodiestand (n/m) (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Apr 18, 10:21:59
  - Ben Godfriedonions (n/m) (General Chat) - Bertie Russell, Apr 18, 10:19:57
  - Ian "Chippy" Crook (n/m) (General Chat) - TheGrump, Apr 18, 10:14:23
  - Angus steak sandwich Gunn (n/m) (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Apr 18, 10:10:41
  - Phil Bapp (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Apr 18, 10:09:03
  - Sydney Donor Van Hooijdonk (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Apr 18, 10:07:39
  - Patrick Burger (n/m) (General Chat) - JD3, Apr 18, 10:04:30
Hadn't clocked Southampton have two games to play on Ipswich (NCFC) - TheGrump, Apr 13, 19:25:13
- Yep, best league in the world (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 13, 19:33:32
  - I honestly think it is (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Apr 13, 19:44:17
    - It really is. (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 13, 19:49:55
      - Chortle (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 13, 21:33:35
      - It isn't (n/m) (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Apr 13, 20:37:55
      - POTD. Possibly post of the century. (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Apr 13, 20:30:46
      - ha ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Apr 13, 19:51:18
- They have to play Leeds and Leicester tho... which will help ipswich out no doubt (n/m) (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Apr 13, 19:28:12
Massive. Possibly the biggest result of the season. (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Apr 13, 16:55:10
- No that was against the scum at home (n/m) (NCFC) - paddonwasjesus, Apr 13, 16:56:29
  - No. That was great, but it wasn't massive like this. (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Apr 13, 20:31:13
Gabby Sara, you beauty (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Apr 13, 16:46:43
Realistically tomorrow I'm expecting at best a draw if Sarge plays (NCFC) - Azteca, Apr 12, 13:01:57
- Mr Positivity over here (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Apr 12, 16:18:47
  - On away form hard to realistically think otherwise tbh (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Apr 12, 18:29:53
- That’s the spirit (n/m) (NCFC) - asics_kit, Apr 12, 16:05:55
- Fuckoffselwyns (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 12, 15:20:37
- I'm gorn 3-1 to the Nodge. Lump on as my predictions have been bang on this season* (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 12, 13:26:46
  - 😄 (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Apr 12, 14:31:08
Geeeez, Millwall beating Leicester (n/m) (Other Football) - TheGrump, Apr 9, 21:09:30
Gutted for Gibbs (NCFC) - TheGrump, Apr 9, 21:08:35
- Hopefully precautionary (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Apr 9, 21:10:00
  - his body language suggested not though (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 9, 21:13:50
No idea how it's not 3 (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Apr 9, 20:29:55
- Was just about to post the same (NCFC) - TheGrump, Apr 9, 20:30:48
Not seen such awful passing out since us, end of last season (NCFC) - TheGrump, Apr 9, 20:02:09
Just realised I'm only 29miles from Hillsborough (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Apr 8, 22:05:10
- I went to Hillsborough for Dion Dublins last game at NCFC (NCFC) - TheGrump, Apr 8, 22:53:32
  - Wasn’t that huckerby’s last game too? But we didn’t know it at the time (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 8, 23:14:42
    - Correct. I went too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 9, 06:45:40
  - Sorry got lost in the nostalgia - wanted to say go for it (NCFC) - TheGrump, Apr 8, 22:54:15
- go for it! (NCFC) - dr fanta, Apr 8, 22:13:52
I've got wish.com version of Jason Momoa trying to get me to stop drinking (General Chat) - TheGrump, Apr 6, 07:50:14
bored poll: what internet browser do you use? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 3, 15:31:28
- TOR - obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 3, 19:08:06
- Netscape Navigator... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 3, 18:20:45
- Duck duck go obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - ParrotPuncher, Apr 3, 18:12:04
- I don’t browse (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 18:07:23
- Opera (n/m) (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Apr 3, 17:42:18
- explorer (n/m) (General Chat) - Lager top, Apr 3, 17:16:20
- Opera at Home. Edge at Work. (n/m) (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 3, 17:02:18
- Chrome (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Apr 3, 16:44:52
- Chrome cos all my Google sheets shite is on it and edge (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Apr 3, 16:41:21
- Safari or Chrome, depending on device (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Apr 3, 16:40:32
- Chrome or firefox. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 15:55:38
- Chrome since the day it was relased (General Chat) - Kev, Apr 3, 15:55:20
- Duck Duck Go (n/m) (General Chat) - TheGrump, Apr 3, 15:55:07
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 15:47:39
- AOL browser (n/m) (General Chat) - 51eve, Apr 3, 15:46:48
  - decent dial up speed? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 3, 18:38:22
  - Not Compuserve (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Apr 3, 16:39:51
  - Installed from a free CD? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 3, 15:50:28
- because: your choice of internet browser determines if you’re an original thinker (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 3, 15:40:46
  - But that’s what they *want* you to think (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Apr 3, 23:00:04
  - Chrome and I'm pretty sure I'm bringing down the average typing speed (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 3, 17:51:53
  - If you use Internet Explorer then you are using a browser that was retired two years ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 3, 16:25:08
  - You seem to know a lot about this (General Chat) - Pam Demic, Apr 3, 15:53:04
    - i know jack shit tbf, it was a guy called adam grant on the secret ceo podcast (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 3, 18:34:36
- Chrome (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 3, 15:38:48
- netscape navigator (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 3, 15:35:56
- Mozilla Firefox (n/m) (General Chat) - Pam Demic, Apr 3, 15:34:27
Rex v Wagner. (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Apr 2, 14:11:39
- Biggest plus for me (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 2, 16:59:55
  - Re: Idah (NCFC) - APB, Apr 2, 17:24:23
    - True. (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Apr 2, 18:08:16
  - Said it before, if you could transplant the confidence of Rowe in.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 2, 17:18:44
- Well summed up, wish i had read this before my post above! (n/m) (NCFC) - Waz, Apr 2, 16:49:48
- What did he have for lunch? (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Apr 2, 16:40:48
  - waste chicken (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Apr 2, 16:42:07
- I would add a few others (NCFC) - loz, Apr 2, 14:35:20
  - Re: subs (NCFC) - APB, Apr 2, 18:51:48
  - The only way we could employ a manager that ticked ALL the boxes (NCFC) - Pam Demic, Apr 2, 16:27:07
  - Not sure about the subs (NCFC) - APB, Apr 2, 16:17:24
    - Assuming we dont get promotion.. (NCFC) - Pam Demic, Apr 2, 16:34:02
      - Yes, I know, but not all, all at once (NCFC) - APB, Apr 2, 16:42:26
        
        True enough and I was not calling for (NCFC) - Pam Demic, Apr 2, 16:53:18
        
        Proof of the pudding will be in the eating, as ever (NCFC) - APB, Apr 2, 17:21:58
- Does he own any cats? (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 2, 14:29:38
We have been on a good run but (NCFC) - Kev33, Apr 1, 13:56:23
- I've seen nothing but desire in this team recently (NCFC) - TheGrump, Apr 1, 13:58:50
  - Really (NCFC) - Kev33, Apr 1, 14:00:33
    - It’s home v away for me (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 1, 14:03:24
  - Really (NCFC) - Kev33, Apr 1, 13:59:53
Another ultra defensive away performance (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 1, 13:09:49
- Nonsense (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Apr 1, 13:10:08
  - We have parked the bus tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 1, 13:11:48
Worried about Sorensen defensively both today and next Saturday if he plays (NCFC) - delia_s, Apr 1, 12:26:46
- We've looked better defensively and offensively since Sorenson started (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Apr 1, 12:29:38
  - Yeah, although possibly a bit of an emphasis change today (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Apr 1, 12:31:04
    - Exactly my thoughts Simon (n/m) (NCFC) - delia_s, Apr 1, 12:32:50
Sounds like Sargent is injured again (NCFC) - Duck, Apr 1, 08:31:11
- FWIW Wagner mentioned again that... (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 1, 12:44:54
- Duck off (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Apr 1, 11:40:28
- Poor effort (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 1, 08:44:12