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Mostly listening to... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 21, 14:36:20
- The Smiths = best band ever. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 21, 14:53:18
  - Have you heard 'Jeane', which didn't (quite) make the first album? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 21, 14:58:30
    - Or Jeane by Ryan Adams, (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 21, 15:18:54
    - It was a 'B' side though (This Charming Man?) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 21, 15:18:50
    - Doesn't always work like that - one of my favourite Dylan songs - Abandoned Love (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 21, 15:12:05
    - Smiths songs that don't quite make the final cut = (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 21, 14:59:55
    - They're a bit mental like that (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 21, 14:59:40
  - No but my friend Laura has everything by them (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 21, 14:55:31
    - Here you are (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 21, 15:15:39
- What difference does it make? (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 21, 14:43:36
- What difference (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 21, 14:43:21
  - indeed - in my top 5 Smiths songs I should think... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 21, 14:45:11
    - There is a light.... pretty much always at the top for me. Of ALL SONG EVER. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 21, 14:48:33
      - I really love 'Miserable Lie' - especially the opening. Beautiful. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 21, 14:53:50
  - It makes none. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 21, 14:44:47
***Official SMS*** (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 20, 18:07:15
- Arizona Bay, wherefore art thou? (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 20, 18:11:55
  - "Wherefore" means "why" not "where". Schoolday <--- every day is one. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 20, 22:22:40
  - In his cheese wedge, driving home I reckon (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 20, 18:14:33
    - Running home, thank you, running. In record time, I might add. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 20, 22:29:51
    - Or getting poked up the arse with a broom 'cos of his gay new wrist strap (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 20, 18:16:38
    - which is where i ought to be (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 20, 18:15:49
- I thought they already had, god luck gents. (n/m) (NCFC) - Lovely old Fengibbon, Aug 20, 18:10:05
- My Sky Player is slowing down my t'internet connection... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 20, 18:08:15
Can someone remind me of the Wrath Wiki page link ? Many thanks. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 20, 17:55:26
- ... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 20, 17:56:26
  - Starting to look a bit old innit. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 20, 18:11:47
    - Yeah, who's in charge of it ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 20, 18:32:32
      - Angry Dave innit? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 20, 18:48:38
We need 350....can't see us getting there... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Aug 20, 17:49:20
- The way that pitch is breaking up, 300 would do us... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 20, 17:52:07
  - Swann and Broad can both bat a bit. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 20, 17:53:59
- Surely it's time for a slog. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Sir Thomas, Aug 20, 17:51:14
  - These two might be able to play themselves in. Start trying to twat it after the next one. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 20, 17:54:49
    - On another point, surely Ponting is going to be in considerable trouble - close of play (Other Sports) - Sir Thomas, Aug 20, 18:01:08
      - Can't they go 'till 7? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 20, 18:04:07
        
        1830 according to Bumble (30 mins after scheduled close) (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 20, 18:04:56
        
        Oh right. Favours us I suppose. (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 20, 18:07:31
        
        TV and all that stops it, seems ridiculous to me. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 20, 18:06:48
      - Not to mention a panning from the Aussie press for not playing Hauritz (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 20, 18:01:57
Trott off... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 20, 17:47:14
- Fuck me! That was sharp. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 20, 17:47:56
  - it was but that's us fucked. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Lovely old Fengibbon, Aug 20, 17:48:42
FAO: Stumpigolers (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 20, 17:28:05
- It's a good wicket as always. (General Chat) - Small, Aug 20, 17:38:22
  - Would you have picked Harmison Small? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 20, 17:39:57
    - Yes (General Chat) - Small, Aug 20, 17:45:20
      - Agreed. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 20, 17:45:44
- No chance of a Day 5 (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 20, 17:29:03
- Tuffers says (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 20, 17:29:01
  - fuckity ballbags (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 20, 17:30:56
    - It's DrDublin's fault (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 20, 17:32:35
      - No fair. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 20, 17:34:37
      - i remember ay bay stitched it right up once with a pre-collapse pollyanna prediction (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 20, 17:34:33
        
        AB once questioned the Dutchers ability to Cricket before a 20/20 (General Chat) - Small, Aug 20, 17:40:49
        
        that was the badger (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 20, 17:43:04
    - Nope... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 20, 17:31:10
      - boooooooo (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 20, 17:32:37
        
        A single rain drop - should be fine............. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 20, 17:34:16
        
        Yeah, small chance tomorrow. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 20, 17:35:13
  - In Swann we trust... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 20, 17:29:26
    - Tuffers' aunty could spin on it (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 20, 17:32:37
      - ...so it's all down to Swanny - I follow him on twat so surely he can't fail us (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 20, 17:53:49
      - Or Hauritz... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 20, 17:33:08
oh no (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 20, 17:24:04
- Broad'll get 50. Betcha. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Aug 20, 17:27:11
  - Fuck me, you nearly did for him there... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 20, 17:34:06
  - We need a minimum of another 100 runs I'd say. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Sir Thomas, Aug 20, 17:30:51
  - Sayin nuffin. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 20, 17:27:54
- Always on the cards (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Aug 20, 17:26:07
- fucking awful shot. (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 20, 17:25:52
- What a terrible shot. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Sir Thomas, Aug 20, 17:25:11
- Dreadful shot though. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 20, 17:25:07
  - We have got ourselves out again (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 20, 17:25:31
    - But the strategy of swiping at everything worked so well at Headingley. (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Aug 20, 17:26:34
    - Seems to be doing a bit for the spinners. Perhaps Swann will have the game of his life. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 20, 17:26:17
      - We should have played two spinners. Puffs of dust coming from it on day one. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Sir Thomas, Aug 20, 17:28:44
        
        I thought they were going to play two spinners, playing games with the Aussie minds? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 20, 17:29:32
Both Strauss and Bell out to no balls (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 20, 16:50:23
- Need a decent first innings lead. Trott and prior need to knuckle down now. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 20, 16:59:35
  - FFS (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 20, 17:02:10
  - For Fuck's Sakes, Dubs! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 20, 17:01:35
    - ffs. Balls. (n/m) (Other Sports) - DrDublin, Aug 20, 17:02:03
- no one cares!!!! (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 20, 16:55:37
  - no one cares!!!! (Other Sports) - Muddyfunster, Aug 20, 17:23:56
why is there no europa league games on tv tonight? (n/m) (Other Football) - roland rat, Aug 20, 16:35:18
- Hearts are on BB2 Scotland (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Aug 20, 16:45:05
- Because no-one cares (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Aug 20, 16:35:50
Does anyone know where, online, I can get custom made gallows for kittens? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 20, 16:20:04
- I've got a shitarse Guillotine you can borrow (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 20, 16:24:41
- whatever you search you will end up on Red Tube anyway!! (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Aug 20, 16:23:36
  - on what?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 20, 16:24:23
    - contempt^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 20, 16:25:36
      - bollocks! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 20, 16:26:44
    - redtube! (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Aug 20, 16:25:14
      - whats that then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 20, 16:25:40
        
        just some nice videos of people messing about and having fun really! (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Aug 20, 16:26:51
        
        oh, a public video site similar to youtube then?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 20, 16:27:33
        
        very similar just a bit more fun! (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Aug 20, 16:28:19
        
        oh, does it make you happy then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 20, 16:29:13
        
        oh for sure, keeps me entertained for hours! (n/m) (General Chat) - jonah3000, Aug 20, 16:33:08
- Vatican City website (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 20, 16:22:02
- www.splitarsevermin.com (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 20, 16:20:50
fao: YellaLee (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 20, 16:17:04
- Where's Farmfoods on your list? FARMFOODS! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 20, 16:31:40
  - sorry, does not compute. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 20, 16:41:53
- Morrisons IS chavvy, but it's also my corner shop. Normally Sainsburys all the way... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 20, 16:21:59
  - phew! thats good to know...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 20, 16:23:56
  - We same here, it's just across the road from me. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 20, 16:23:13
- Morrisons is cahvvy, but I would put it 4 above Asda, still way behing Waits and Sains tho (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 20, 16:20:27
  - Booths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (General Chat) - double hipness, Aug 20, 16:24:16
    - wtf is booths? some DNB shop rich?!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 20, 16:25:18
      - Shandy Drinking Southern Poofter (n/m) (General Chat) - double hipness, Aug 20, 16:32:28
        
        good use of capitals. lol! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 20, 16:35:22
      - Lancashire and Cumbria (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 20, 16:26:07
        
        and Ilkley (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 20, 16:26:41
        
        good gracious! not another DNB chainstore growing?!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 20, 16:28:36
        
        you'd like Booths (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 20, 16:30:11
        
        If you really want chavvy, try B&M Bargains (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 20, 16:30:08
        
        or even worse, Busy Bee (n/m) (General Chat) - double hipness, Aug 20, 16:33:11
        
        Didn't know they had spread to Yorkshire ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 20, 16:28:22
        
        its like a dirty northern disease spreading.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 20, 16:30:05
        
        Ilkley one has been there for years (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 20, 16:29:48
        
        Still there, one in Settle too (n/m) (General Chat) - double hipness, Aug 20, 16:31:40
    - Especially the big new one at Lytham ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 20, 16:25:15
      - The Best Supermarket Ever that one (n/m) (General Chat) - double hipness, Aug 20, 16:34:52
  - you've not been to the asda in gloucester then.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 20, 16:21:58
    - That hat I meant, the 24 hour Asda we go to on nights is fucking scary. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 20, 16:24:32
      - and strangely, always fucking freezing at night (n/m) (General Chat) - double hipness, Aug 20, 16:34:07
        
        it is, still finish shifts next month so will not be sampling that delight much longer. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 20, 16:36:18
        
        you dong Hartlepool? (n/m) (General Chat) - double hipness, Aug 20, 17:21:47
- Sainsburys or M&S (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 20, 16:18:35
oh no (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 20, 16:03:56
- Presumably here comes the bit where the innings peters out. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Sir Thomas, Aug 20, 16:04:46
  - You do start to get that small feeling of doom (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 20, 16:08:46
  - someone out? (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Aug 20, 16:06:13
    - Bell, 181-4. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Sir Thomas, Aug 20, 16:07:34
      - freddie flintoff in? (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Aug 20, 16:08:32
        
        No, Trott and Prior. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Sir Thomas, Aug 20, 16:10:08
        
        we're fine, we'll pissem (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Aug 20, 16:12:10
  - To be fair, 72 is about 70 more than a lot expected Belly to get, me included. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 20, 16:06:01
    - Hundreds this series: England 1 Ausralia 7 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 20, 16:09:58
    - We'll lose this match inside 4 days (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 20, 16:07:33
      - how are you feeling about Norwich's chances this weekend? (Other Sports) - camcan, Aug 20, 16:16:04
        
        Handsome victory, and no (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 20, 16:17:45
        
        it'll piss down, take a kagool (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Aug 20, 16:19:40
      - Naturally attacking batsmen going into their shells. Oi dunt loike ut (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 20, 16:15:43
        
        Come on England, do a run (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 20, 16:18:25
      - fingers-crossed... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 20, 16:09:57
Close of play predictions? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Aug 20, 15:50:02
- 267 all out (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 20, 16:05:59
- 177/3 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Aug 20, 16:04:59
- 298-5 (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Aug 20, 15:57:46
- 333/9 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 20, 15:57:20
- warne to have mega thick hair, then try and bum sir botham (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Aug 20, 15:54:42
  - They'd probably phone the same nurse and see who could, ermm, get there first (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Aug 20, 15:57:10
    - true, poSSible DP (n/m) (Other Sports) - strap_on sally, Aug 20, 16:02:09
- 294/4 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 20, 15:51:29
- 296/4 (n/m) (Other Sports) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 20, 15:51:04
  - 295/4 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Aug 20, 15:51:54
- 300-6 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Aug 20, 15:50:14
Superb. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 20, 14:10:27
- .. (n/m) (General Chat) - raretek, Aug 20, 14:26:53
  - potd (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 20, 14:28:38
    - thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - raretek, Aug 26, 10:17:38
Costessey High School (General Chat) - krisg, Aug 20, 13:45:09
- Not great. It was on special measures a few years ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 20, 13:54:02
  - It's on special measures now isn't it? (General Chat) - Clare, Aug 20, 18:58:31
- Plenty of (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 20, 13:53:44
  - yeah (General Chat) - David Brent, Aug 20, 13:57:09
- bit like High School Musical....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 20, 13:50:44
- I know there's a recession on and times are jolly tough... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 20, 13:49:32
- She's left now (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 20, 13:49:19
whats the score now? something for one? (n/m) (Other Sports) - songwriter, Aug 20, 12:23:21
- 70 (Other Sports) - Dave in France, Aug 20, 12:24:39
  - It was 69...and I was gonna do a MASSIVE joke and be great. But you were too slow. (n/m) (Other Sports) - songwriter, Aug 20, 12:28:41
    - You're just going to make Dave angry... (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 20, 12:32:08
    - can we not "pretend" it is 69 and carry on ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Aug 20, 12:30:56
Did the annoucement of the new coaching team (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 20, 11:57:41
- Is Gary coming back? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 20, 12:25:13
- Gary Holt is NOT returning (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 20, 12:00:38
  - No! (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 20, 12:07:51
    - Haha (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 20, 12:34:40
      - check my username>>>> (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 20, 13:26:37
    - Jesus wept. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 20, 12:18:38
- Dave. Captain Canary is looking a little threadbare, he is covered in bobbles. Would you p (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 20, 12:00:13
  - I've got a few he can have. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 20, 12:01:20
    - You're the XXL16 of HB (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 20, 12:02:43
      - HB? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 20, 12:07:58
      - I've got one which can't keep its shorts on (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 20, 12:05:03
        
        Intentional. You got one from the batch of prototypes that were meant for Ann Summers. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 20, 12:09:06
I feel a bit sorry for Caster Semenya... (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 20, 01:11:47
- they should've kept their mouths shut pending the test results (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 20, 01:31:15
  - Athletes are traditionally quite paranoid about this sort of thing.. (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 20, 02:05:36
    - quite likely (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 20, 02:21:07
      - Growing up I used to love Athletics, was my 2nd favourite thing to watch after Football (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Aug 20, 08:43:11
        
        You don't get very many clean athletes who can take seven seconds off thier 800m PB inside (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 20, 08:49:39
        
        ditto (Other Sports) - camcan, Aug 20, 08:52:49
        
        don't ever get into cycling... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 20, 09:50:45
        
        Nah. He's just the tits. (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Aug 20, 08:52:23
        
        It wouldn't surprise me at all though (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Aug 20, 08:52:18
Has it got a willy? (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 19, 17:06:39
- You'd think they'd be able to tell, what with sprinters always running in mumblers. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 17:09:22
We need a couple of drummers, like they have at Blackpools. Atmosphere (NCFC) - pants, Aug 19, 16:50:23
- Trumpets! (NCFC) - Small, Aug 19, 17:09:41
  - kazoos. kazoos up the barclay and ukeleles down the riverend (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 19, 17:11:44
- No we don't he's a cunt. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Aug 19, 17:08:08
- turkey drummers? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 19, 16:55:57
  - Norwich Circus? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 19, 17:01:52
  - Is it too hot for Fish and Chips? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 17:00:53
    - I heard a bloke on radio norfolk yestdy say you could live of an entire diet of fish (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 19, 17:09:30
      - I read years and years and years ago (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 19, 19:00:58
      - Be a bit sameish after a bit, need a few pizza's in there for variety. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 17:11:03
        
        some fish pizzas, with pineapples. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 19, 17:26:53
        
        Cor jubbles. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 17:29:12
      - You'd have really clear skin but smell like mackerel. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 17:10:47
        
        *well done for not turning this into another FPT* (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 19, 17:13:35
        
        Yes, thank Cod. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 19, 17:33:20
        
        someone haddock'd too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 19, 17:35:23
        
        GIYLFing it was useless (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 19, 17:18:36
        
        Honestly cannot imagine how the Eskimoses cope without taters. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 17:21:10
        
        no taters is a doddle (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 19, 17:22:20
    - I had a brillo find on monday (NCFC) - pants, Aug 19, 17:03:02
      - Good combo! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 17:10:20
- HOW DO YUO NO U NEVA.GOTO GAEMS-YUO NUMPTY.lol ( :: (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 16:51:40
  - arf! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 19, 16:55:28
  - this still amuses me. Is that as telling as i think it is? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 19, 16:53:46
    - it still amazes me that people still reason with it (NCFC) - pants, Aug 19, 17:00:25
      - I think people reason for amusement mainly! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 19, 17:01:32
        
        I guess. I hope so (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 19, 17:03:20
- Get your coat and fuck off. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 16:50:59
What are your twatter names? (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 19, 14:44:11
- CanTheCook (n/m) (General Chat) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 19, 19:04:27
- dave (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 19, 14:58:04
- lilystwat (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 14:57:39
- chrisdjmoyles (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 14:54:36
- selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 19, 14:51:32
- StephenFry (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 19, 14:49:06
- Guess ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 19, 14:48:08
- not telling (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 14:45:22
FAO Fast Food Dakar from waaayyyy down there VVVVVVVVVVV (NCFC) - megson, Aug 19, 14:35:39
- It's a bit bent-up down there. (NCFC) - Small, Aug 19, 14:52:43
  - This is why i like this board though, although it got a bit bent up, people were still (NCFC) - megson, Aug 19, 15:43:43
  - dunno, but FP tried to get the fennigibbons' attention (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 14:57:34
    - I mentioned planet fengibbon in a reply to someone else on a thread Mr C started and he (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 15:02:49
      - ah, might've known you'd be at the centre of things (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 15:07:36
        
        this 'un here? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 15:11:57
        
        That's exactly how it was meant. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 15:15:46
Serious question (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 19, 13:53:54
- Hoofball may be the best option at the moment... (NCFC) - Small, Aug 19, 14:08:16
  - Hoofball with direct quick passing out to wings... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 14:11:15
- According to the Wycombe fan here (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 19, 13:57:40
It provides: 223 calories, 23.2g sugar, 11.4g fat. What is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:25:01
- bear grylls biting a head off a snake? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 14:06:18
- puss? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 14:05:27
- Miss Scarlet in the conservatory with the lead piping ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 14:01:50
  - vvvvvv subconscious link to my post below made you do that (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 14:03:27
    - correct ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 14:07:49
- plum (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 14:00:58
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:02:34
  - s... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 14:02:10
- Yeo Valley Yoghurt - Small pot (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 19, 13:59:03
- a frothy coffee from Starbucks (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 19, 13:58:11
- a Chocolate Chip Cookie (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 13:56:10
  - Were you on your own at the footy or with chums? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 13:59:44
    - I was with Ginger-Pete and Stevo. I only very rarely go to soccerball on my tod. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 14:00:45
  - tits. that was a good shout. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 13:57:33
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:56:27
- custard (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 19, 13:55:28
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:56:09
- shape low-fat yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:55:16
  - Much warmer, but still incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:55:45
    - A 500ml tub of sainburys low fat greek natural yoghurt. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:56:37
      - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:57:39
    - shape high-fat yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:56:12
      - Warmer still, but incorrect. I want the flavour. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:57:00
        
        Cherry? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 19, 14:01:59
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:03:13
        
        bell-end flavoured yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 14:00:11
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:03:31
        
        I'm only going to say when someone is correct, now... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:59:50
        
        then i shall stop playing too (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 14:00:47
        
        banana yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:59:43
        
        2 banana yoghurts (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 19, 14:13:45
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:06:54
        
        spunky yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:59:19
        
        pech yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:58:59
        
        *peach* you bellend (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 13:59:33
        
        black-cherry yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:58:35
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:58:49
        
        Strawberry flavour Shape yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 13:58:11
        
        Raspberry flavour Shape yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 13:59:06
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:01:53
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:58:33
        
        fudge packed yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:58:08
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:02:14
        
        strawberry yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:57:51
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:58:16
        
        worcestershire sauce? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:57:48
- A glass of sunny delight? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:55:05
  - Fatty Sunny D? Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:55:27
- CoT. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:54:59
  - death (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:55:24
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:55:13
- delias' recipe for a kebab? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:54:08
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:54:30
- a pot of rice pudding (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:53:46
  - colder, incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:54:15
- a queef (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 13:52:51
  - I'm not falling for it again, Sonny Jim. Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:55:01
- my mid-morning stool? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:52:49
- Yop (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:51:28
  - warmer, but incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:51:57
    - so it's not a bowl of cereal? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:53:06
      - Correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:53:41
        
        it is a bowl of cereal? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:54:12
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:57:23
- a Monkburger? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 19, 13:49:52
  - New on the Maccy D's menu? Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:51:40
    - No. It's part of the new Rustlers range. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 19, 13:56:27
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:50:58
- Is it one of them drinks with friendly bacteria that wave hello and make you a cup of tea? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:49:14
  - warmer, but incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:49:36
- A bounty bar ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 13:49:10
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:49:50
- an NCFC Season ticket........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:47:57
- A Bounty, is it a Bounty? I like the red ones. Blue are OK though. I'm not a bountyist. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:47:14
  - Correct (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:48:07
    - They were best when they came in a little cardboard tray. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:50:25
      - the dark chocolate ones are best (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 13:52:11
        
        Thas wat I said, the red ones. Dark chocolate is the best. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:53:35
        
        This mother (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 13:55:14
        
        Irie. This int bad either. Cheaper n'all. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 14:03:11
        
        thass unly 70% dark though - you want 85% dark. Or one hundred. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 14:05:05
        
        I know but thas nice et unt? Try it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 14:07:40
        
        oight, I wull (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 14:12:22
- a bowl of cripple crunch (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:46:20
  - Is that what Norvern Mahnkeys eat? Incorrect. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:47:26
    - bag of crisps? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:48:04
      - Sugar flavoured crisps? Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:48:34
        
        A cup of tea, a bun, and good sit down (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:49:24
        
        Ooh, Mrs Goggins, that's sounds lovely (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:50:36
- a pint of marc almonds favourite tipple? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:43:02
  - A pint would be about 4 times too much. Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:44:39
  - WWII (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 13:43:57
    - i... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:46:59
      - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 13:51:04
- selwyn's dangleberries? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 13:42:18
  - Ask Jumbo1. Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:45:51
- a cereal bar (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:42:17
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:42:54
- a saddle of fengibbon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:41:36
  - Inc (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:43:06
    - orrect... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:43:23
- Something by Nestle (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 13:41:33
- Tesco British Kentish Cider Pork with Bramley Apple Mash (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:41:06
  - Pork in Cider? Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:42:38
- tummy string (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 13:39:48
  - Hang on, let me taste and see. Nope, incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:40:35
    - zoiks! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 13:42:14
      - not entirely sure yellalee knew what it was either! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:48:58
        
        Haha! Not a clue! (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:53:04
- Bottle of Friji (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 19, 13:39:11
  - Urrrgh. Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:39:55
- Pint of Skimmed Milk? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 19, 13:35:56
  - All that sugar? Incorrect. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:37:54
- Something you eat whilst waiting for a shit thread to disappear down the WOTB board? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 13:35:26
  - Technically so I guess, but nevertheless, incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:39:39
- Pint of Guiness (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 19, 13:35:24
  - *Guinness* (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:42:51
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:37:15
- Banana (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:33:11
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:33:47
    - Two Bananas? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:37:15
      - I can see where this is going... Incorrect. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:37:40
- Is it a Caramac? Yumsters (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 13:32:33
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:33:33
    - Kit Kat Caramac? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:38:16
      - Sadly not. Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:38:48
- a sandwich (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:32:28
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:33:16
- A Muller corner. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 19, 13:32:14
  - warmer, but incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:32:53
    - An entire box of Dairylea Cheese Traiangles (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 19, 13:37:02
      - Yes, Traiangles. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 19, 13:37:35
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:38:19
        
        Is it a Kiwi Fruit flavourd Yop ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 19, 13:42:33
        
        Still warm-ish. But incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:46:52
        
        Is it a Yakult ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 19, 13:48:05
        
        Still warm-ish. But incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:49:08
    - bowl of Frosties (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 19, 13:33:35
      - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:34:07
- my cock dipped in chocolate peanut butter and shoved down Selwyn'ss throat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 19, 13:30:02
  - No need Jumbo... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 13:31:44
  - As much as selwyn wants that to be true, incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:31:37
  - oh my god (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 19, 13:31:16
- 4 Fingered Kit Kat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 19, 13:29:50
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:31:08
  - that almost sounds like a good old fashioned fisting. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 19, 13:30:31
    - old fashioned? what you mean a dry fisting ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 13:31:46
      - That sounds almost like a goosing to me (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 13:33:12
        
        Retif (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 13:34:23
- Mars Bar (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 19, 13:28:17
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:28:42
Fuck me! It's going to be a long, hard season (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 18, 21:47:29
- it already feels like a long season and I have only seen 38 minutes. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 18, 21:52:55
- Has tumbly boozed his head off? (NCFC) - Small, Aug 18, 21:49:36
pump my Butch up (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 18, 21:45:15
- ^^^GAYest post ever (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 18, 21:45:58
  - pump it (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 18, 21:46:14
    - stop describing what you do to your goat (n/m) (General Chat) - WalterTheSofty, Aug 18, 21:47:25
      - pump it (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 18, 21:47:54
        
        ok carry on (n/m) (General Chat) - WalterTheSofty, Aug 18, 21:50:24
The core is rotten until the core is cut out the rest will not flourish (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 18, 21:44:39
- Halllehfu&kingluyah finally someone else has seen the light. (n/m) (NCFC) - brianguthrysluvchild, Aug 18, 21:48:37
  - Loj has been saying this for a long time (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 18, 21:50:23
    - i take no pleasure at all my friend in saying this . (n/m) (NCFC) - brianguthrysluvchild, Aug 18, 21:53:41
      - I'm not referring to you... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 18, 21:58:11
      - don't think he meant you (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 18, 21:57:13
- Agreed (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 18, 21:48:17
- exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 18, 21:45:40
  - pump it (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Aug 18, 21:46:27
pump it (General Chat) - conker, Aug 18, 21:41:55
- pumping violater (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 18, 21:44:04
  - Come they told me pa rum ra pump pump (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 18, 21:47:23
  - pump it (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 18, 21:44:18
- pump it pump it pump it pump it pump it pump it pump it pump it pump it pump it pump it pu (General Chat) - pants, Aug 18, 21:43:41
  - GAY (n/m) (General Chat) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Aug 18, 21:45:03
    - pump it (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 18, 21:47:07
- GAY (n/m) (General Chat) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Aug 18, 21:43:40
  - pump it (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 18, 21:44:03
are we top yet ? (n/m) (NCFC) - 1902, Aug 18, 21:39:27
- no but we do have the worst GOAL difference in the whole (NCFC) - brianguthrysluvchild, Aug 18, 21:42:36
- I think we've gone down a place (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 18, 21:42:20
Congratulations to some posters on here in the last few hours (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 18, 17:02:45
- It's the shortened version of my first name (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 18, 17:09:16
  - that's nice (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 18, 17:26:28
    - What's your email? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 18, 17:32:08
      - It's where people send him messages. To his compooter. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 18, 18:21:03
- yes, his name is.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 18, 17:03:52
  - I'm going in the paper again soon (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 18, 17:13:48
  - just looked him up (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 18, 17:05:36
    - Have you not got his twibber on your face? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 18, 17:07:31
- i know it (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 18, 17:03:46
  - Not punching above his weight..........^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 18, 17:10:22
  - no, not you (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 18, 17:05:08
    - Friday's going to rule in bb (NCFC) - pants, Aug 18, 17:13:48
      - That's not fair (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 18, 17:15:14
        
        Can't wait for the crowd reaction (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 18, 17:16:16
        
        look, she's genuinely upset (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 18, 17:25:31
        
        and remember, she's not a cryer (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 18, 17:26:50
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 18, 17:06:41
      - ROFFLECOPTER (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 18, 17:08:17
        
        Oi, hang on (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 18, 17:08:51
        
        not going (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 18, 17:10:05
POTD (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 18, 16:06:28
- i thought of posting that earlier (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 18, 16:22:18
  - Get back to losing on the tennis (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 18, 16:26:34
    - nah telly hasn't been on all day (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 18, 16:27:17
      - Yeah, but the big boys don't come in until tomorrow (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 18, 16:34:07
        
        knew there was a reason i wasn't watching! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 18, 16:42:14
- Did you not see this one. Genius. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 18, 16:09:09
  - I don't get it (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 18, 16:11:27
    - Fool. You wouldn't know a POTD if it smacked you in the chops. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 18, 16:13:10
- Thanks very much. I'd like to thank my Mum, Dad, and Diane Mitford (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 18, 16:07:18
  - I liked Bryan Munich (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 18, 16:12:24
Times have changed. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 14:59:19
- Cockrings are not going to alleviate the inevitable tailbacks going into Great Yarmouth (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Aug 18, 15:06:28
  - Indeed - only a massive buttplug gets me through the tedium of an Acle Straight jam (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 18, 15:12:47
    - Watch out for those dykes (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Aug 18, 15:16:46
    - lolgasm (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Aug 18, 15:16:10
- Says more about 'Acle' than 'times' (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 18, 15:03:27
  - They make their own entertainment. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 15:06:01
    - Oh and by the way: 'Acle Pub Banter' (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Aug 18, 15:10:42
- that should scare the hens away. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 18, 15:03:26
- in france you can buy them in the street (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Aug 18, 15:01:40
  - In Vienna they used to sell porn in the news kiosks on the street (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 15:04:09
    - Any porn books (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Aug 18, 15:09:02
    - Alpine Porn Bonanza (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 18, 15:05:41
      - Win. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 18, 15:08:48
      - I realised my OP (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 15:08:31
- any good? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 18, 15:01:17
  - No batteries. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 15:04:45
odds we'd have got lambert without mcnally being here (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 18, 14:49:02
- Find me a market that's ever had those odds please (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 18, 14:49:44
  - SCCbet (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 18, 14:55:34
    - i'll put ten pence on it then. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in Switzerland, Aug 18, 15:04:28
  - ^^^^ desperate for material to use for digging at SCC ^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 18, 14:54:03
    - Not really, the most odds I've ever seen are 5000/1, or 10000/1 (NCFC) - pants, Aug 18, 15:06:20
      - i should think that aliens landing on the moon is quite likely (NCFC) - Dave in Switzerland, Aug 18, 15:10:45
        
        What about a treble of Alien ghosts landing on the Moon, (NCFC) - Small, Aug 18, 15:13:48
        
        And hard to verify. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 18, 15:11:46
Delighted with the appointment but one thing is confirmed right now (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 18, 14:48:48
- He's going to come back and run the Huckerbar though. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 18, 15:22:48
- Is Gary coming back? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 18, 14:55:19
- oh no! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 18, 14:49:10
If Doc, get's chosen, that will be the 6th manager (including caretakers) that think he is (NCFC) - songwriter, Aug 18, 14:35:32
- I wonder if any of them told him to stop cudding the players on the other team (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 18, 14:38:01
Couple of pints in the concrete, en route, glorious day, Shakira on the radio, sunny (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 18, 14:26:31
- Good luck with that (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 18, 14:32:34
  - It's incessant, but you knew that (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 18, 14:37:09
- That's twatterwang! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 18, 14:30:27
  - Exactement (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 18, 14:34:01
Shit the bed. I've just been set a poser. Will they re-name the Gunn club and if so what? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 18, 14:20:42
- I want Greeno to come back - then we can have the Green Room (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 18, 15:17:34
- why would they? (NCFC) - eadie2001, Aug 18, 14:25:46
  - They might not, or he might ask them to. I would if I was him. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 18, 14:31:10
- The Hucker-bar (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 18, 14:25:04
  - No, no I quite like it. 'Meet you in the Huckerbar for a quick one.' Nice. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 18, 14:26:29
    - and when we're 5-0 down before half time (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 18, 14:30:12
      - Hunched over our drinks no doubt. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 18, 15:11:58
- Captain Canary's House of Fun and Games (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 18, 14:23:31
  - Canary Fairy's Lairy Dairy (n/m) (NCFC) - cavell, Aug 18, 14:28:09
Number 1 choice, IS currently employed, McNally confident we'll get him. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 17, 17:23:02
- Balls! That's GGG and Michaela Strachan ruled out then. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 17, 17:25:46
- It's going to be Lawrie Sanchez (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow_Monkey, Aug 17, 17:24:26
  - Isnt he unemployed ? (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Aug 17, 17:25:39
  - Well you can ignore the above! I thought it said unemployed (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow_Monkey, Aug 17, 17:25:34
  - NOT currently employed. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 17, 17:25:14
- did he say what he's employed as? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 17, 17:24:18
  - I think the strong implication was as a Manager at a Football Club. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 17, 17:25:39
I'm off, this is shite (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 17, 17:11:10
- It's going to be after 5.30 isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 17, 17:11:53
- They said after five, now they're saying shortly, fucking hell Nick.Conrad (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 17, 17:11:43
  - Wish should crash the text machine with the same texts (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 17, 17:13:38
    - Three people have seen the Puppet Bastard at CR. I just saw George Grahams at Spasdas (General Chat) - Small, Aug 17, 17:16:22
      - GGG! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 17, 17:19:07
cromer fucking carnival (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 17, 17:09:31
- Is it really a carnival of fucking ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 17, 17:12:16
  - It's Carnival of Clump (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 17, 17:14:03
    - Morris Dancing ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 17, 17:16:16
- I won the Cromer fucking Carnival crabbing competition back in the day (General Chat) - King, Aug 17, 17:11:20
  - Good skills. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 17, 17:11:51
He just said "Eeeek" the gurl. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 17, 17:09:07
- And AGAIN! (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 17, 17:15:57
- Anyone remember Eek-A-Mouse? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 17, 17:09:57
  - What was it about? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 17, 17:19:00
    - ? it was a reggae band (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 17, 17:24:12
      - Artist rather than band (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 17, 17:27:00
        
        indeed, according to wiki (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 17, 17:36:39
  - Aid travel with a bomb (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 17, 17:12:50
- I'm going to kill myself (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 17, 17:09:43
millennium (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Aug 17, 16:54:29
- followed by the Wets (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 17, 16:57:29
- turned it off as soon as that came on (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 17, 16:54:54
McNally says.... (NCFC) - David Brent, Aug 17, 16:45:47
- You know this how? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 17, 16:46:16
  - Wrathdead. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 17, 16:51:48
    - "After five of the clock" <------ Word up. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 17, 16:52:26
      - Cor, it's back. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 17, 16:53:48
        
        Gone again (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 17, 17:03:00
        
        Back again. Whore's drawers. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 17, 17:06:47
are you lot winding me up (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 17, 16:40:37
- The Wrath can't handle it. It's gone all black again (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 17, 16:51:47
- wus gorn on (n/m) (NCFC) - grants_cold_finger, Aug 17, 16:41:52
  - mcnally interview on norfolk shortly (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 17, 16:43:58
  - Radio Norfolk have come up with a great wheeze to get their listening figures up (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 17, 16:42:47
I've never seen a cunting UFO. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 17, 16:31:43
- me neither :( (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 17, 16:34:46
  - good I am not the only one who feels alienated. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 17, 16:39:13
    - Some mad old bat reckoned someone had seen some E Ts in the fores (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 17, 16:40:52
      - kin of her recently deceased husband? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 17, 16:41:55
There had better be something on soon, rodeo norfolk makes me feel a little sick (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Aug 17, 16:29:11
- Turn it off man! If they've only recently said he's been 'summoned' then it'll be about an (NCFC) - megson, Aug 17, 16:35:30
  - No way! They're talking about U.F.Os (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 17, 16:37:56
- Adkins sounded like he was interested then (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 17, 16:35:10
  - he did didn't he. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 17, 16:35:35
    - He really did. (n/m) (NCFC) - mr chimp, Aug 17, 16:44:16
    - I expect he'd like to hear the salary on offer before he rules himself out (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 17, 16:39:47
      - 3 year contract ?200k a year and work for 3-months before garden leave, I would (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 17, 16:41:36
- And Amanda Holden is coming on later just to top it off. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 17, 16:32:38
  - She was on chatty man last night, she lovers herself roight off. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 17, 16:33:23
    - She's fucking awful... (NCFC) - Small, Aug 17, 16:36:29
- Nowt wrong with a bit Carly! (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 17, 16:29:42
  - It makes me feel sorry for my parents having to listen to this shit, no wonder their minds (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 17, 16:30:36
You're so vain (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 17, 16:27:57
- This is Radio Norfolk's favourite song (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 17, 16:28:50
  - do they play it every hour (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 17, 16:29:05
    - pretty much (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 17, 16:29:55
- I am (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 17, 16:28:18
  - Do you wear apricot scarves? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 17, 16:29:08
    - peach of a comment. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 17, 16:29:44
What on earth are they talking about?! (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 17, 16:20:41
- Narrow mouth snails. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 17, 16:21:01
  - It's definitely Michaela Strachan then. And Terry Nutkins (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 17, 16:24:18
  - It's definitely Michaela Strachan then. And Terry Nutkins (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 17, 16:24:08
    - snap (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 17, 16:24:39
  - Feel the need (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 17, 16:22:54
    - they could have played "bring on the clowns" (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 17, 16:25:03
Anybody know the odds & where I can bet on Craig Brown for next manager please? (n/m) (NCFC) - Def_Con_One, Aug 16, 21:04:09
- just been looking myself, havent found any yet (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 16, 21:09:52
  - Either the bookies can't be arsed as they only took ?9 the last time they did a book onit (NCFC) - Small, Aug 16, 21:43:28
    - Latest from the Pinkun (just in).... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 21:47:41
      - Yo Dubs , how are you ? (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Aug 16, 21:53:12
        
        Good thanks and you? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 21:56:09
        
        Fine , at work just going to watch match of the day ! (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Aug 16, 21:56:44
        
        Waiting for it to come on as well. Damn good to have the footy season back. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 16, 21:58:11
        
        It is.. you still playing the cricket ? (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Aug 16, 21:59:54
      - Id love to believe that was true (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 16, 21:52:35
        
        It's actually Steve from Coppull (near Wigan) not Steve Coppell. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Aug 16, 22:01:34
        
        Well thats another dream eneded (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 16, 22:03:22
        
        Yes. now go back to sleep it will soon be morning. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Aug 16, 22:06:41
        
        Sorry dad (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Aug 16, 22:57:21
I wish Petchy would stop writing Del Poltroon off (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 16, 21:03:04
- Potro always looks like this, he still has a chance (Other Sports) - Charles21, Aug 16, 21:05:36
  - oh (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Aug 16, 21:08:42
    - mug (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Aug 16, 21:35:10