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Man in the Stands (NCFC) - east of hampstead, Sep 8, 14:00:22
- I liked Partial Angler's Totty in the Stands idea (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 8, 14:05:33
  - John Sullivan (NCFC) - east of hampstead, Sep 8, 14:08:59
    - I notice the url is witsblog (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 8, 14:10:17
- 9 (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 14:05:13
  - the "score whore" (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 8, 14:15:46
    - The Snatch at the Match (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 8, 17:22:28
    - "Pitch Bitch" (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 14:18:02
      - The Goal Hole (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 8, 14:22:00
        
        The Flaps That Claps!! lol! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 8, 14:22:41
        
        The Corner flag slag! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 14:34:21
  - good. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 14:09:25
    - vvv (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 14:10:02
  - The Clump Column (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 8, 14:06:20
    - Watton Earth. (n/m) (NCFC) - east of hampstead, Sep 8, 14:10:28
      - Canary Lover (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 8, 14:11:34
        
        Good, very good. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 8, 14:18:07
        
        The One Who Sits, She's Got Tits (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 8, 14:27:49
speaking of places in Norfolk, does anyone know if Bacton near Norf Walsham is a decent (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 8, 13:56:28
- Ready supply of gas (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 14:07:51
  - What's all this police presence stuff? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 8, 14:19:12
    - they were gonna station a load of armed police there to protect the terminal (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 8, 14:25:27
    - Um, I dunno (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 14:19:38
- good police presence! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 14:06:09
  - Why? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 8, 14:07:24
    - wot they said up there^^ oil terminal, lots of security (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 14:32:48
- It's okay. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 8, 13:58:48
  - My folks are staying in a lodge there and want me to come and help with the dogs, I'm (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 8, 14:06:56
  - And it's near Trunch. (General Chat) - Small, Sep 8, 14:04:45
    - I want to live in Trunch (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 8, 14:06:14
In all seriousness, and I have been planning this in my head for sometime, (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 8, 12:57:14
- Nationalise wrath, so that we wouldn't have to be a burden on our employers (General Chat) - Maillot Jaune, Sep 8, 13:56:02
- Ban all dogs and cats (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Sep 8, 13:43:10
- Kill everyone apart from me, you, and some other nice people (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 13:35:57
  - ^^^Now that's just silly^^^ (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:38:22
- Say no to council houses and say yes to council tents (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 8, 13:26:58
- Cut all benefits for 2 months and anyone that still requires benefit and is still alive at (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 8, 13:26:12
- Free hand jobs on the NHS (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 8, 13:25:06
- Execute people that turn right into the petrol station opposite county hall (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 8, 13:24:05
- Free pies for all us up North (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Sep 8, 13:12:59
- Norwoci City FC guaranteed permenant Premier League status (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 8, 13:11:29
- This is what people want (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Sep 8, 13:07:44
  - So what do you (and DoY for that matter) think of this little project (General Chat) - Small, Sep 8, 13:21:26
    - FAIL (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:27:57
    - Loading... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:23:09
      - How queer! (General Chat) - Small, Sep 8, 13:26:21
        
        I'm OK with it (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:32:44
        
        I don't like the sound of that one bit - especially the two stages for live moosic part... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:30:24
        
        They're having a laugh. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 8, 13:28:41
        
        You have to queue for half a mile to get into Wroxham as it is. (General Chat) - Small, Sep 8, 13:39:14
        
        Queuing for half a mile in London is considered the fast lane (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:40:21
  - Hmmm (Danone) that more of less repeats your previous post... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:17:33
- Bring back smoking in public places (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 8, 13:06:03
  - As a smoker that has given up... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:11:32
- Ban vegetarians (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:00:05
  - Bacon deniers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 13:01:06
    - Bacon tights? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 8, 13:12:37
      - Apparently there's a fetish which involves being wrapped in uncooked meats (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 13:24:02
        
        Excellent post Socially Awkward Man (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:30:59
    - And they all say when the bacons frying away "bacon is the one thing I miss... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:03:47
Norfolk Political Party (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Sep 8, 12:51:57
- dont forget the policy of being allowed to defend ones property. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 8, 13:07:42
  - Having had someone try and break in to my place to 'do me in' last weekend, (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 8, 13:25:35
    - is that part of why you are selling up? (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 13:34:34
      - Cheers. It's a factor, but the real reason is that Mrs Tudders has been ill for ages, (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 8, 13:47:59
    - cor your so hard (NCFC) - Chocolate Warrior, Sep 8, 13:30:08
      - That's you by the way, cockface, not him (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:34:46
      - So brave (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:34:30
        
        anuver hard man (NCFC) - Chocolate Warrior, Sep 8, 13:42:10
        
        I hope not (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:45:33
      - Oh fuck off. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 8, 13:32:03
  - The thief! The thief! The thief! (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 8, 13:16:02
- "Defend the Norfolk Coast from flooding" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 8, 12:56:05
  - I hope they do though darling cos it will absolutely carpet bomb my chances... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 12:58:31
    - North Norfolk will still be there. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 13:04:59
      - Point of order... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:06:01
        
        I thought North Norfolk wasn't under immeidiate threat (NCFC) - Small, Sep 8, 13:10:49
        
        I don't know all the facts Smalls but I wish I did... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:12:46
        
        The Doones at Waxham would hoprfully save it for a bit. (NCFC) - Small, Sep 8, 13:19:54
        
        I was there the other day. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 8, 13:23:10
        
        Happysburgh? Some houses have already gone. Homeowners are being offered 5k compensation (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 8, 13:32:13
        
        I did see some stupid Cockneys (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 8, 13:41:40
        
        I spent much time as kid hurling myself off the doones at Waxham and SP... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:22:15
    - You can't do that anyway (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 12:59:40
      - I saw it first (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:00:22
        
        I'll have Sheringham (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:02:13
        
        Happy with Croomer but gonna settle in Cley me thinks (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:04:36
        
        Doubt they have broadband in Cley... (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:06:50
        
        Is broadband really necessary under the North Sea though?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:08:48
- Sod that... (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Sep 8, 12:56:03
  - Are they in Kings Lynn too? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 12:59:19
    - Burnham Markup (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 12:59:57
      - Ah, so future neighbours then? And they're from London too?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:01:13
        
        Richard Park has a second home there too (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:05:07
        
        Who he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:06:15
        
        BBC's Fame Academy "headmaster" (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:08:40
        
        Oh right... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:14:50
- And (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 8, 12:56:01
  - Oi, I'm in Lynn. Git. (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Sep 8, 12:57:16
  - Seconded (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 12:56:15
    - Is it just me in thinking that in King's Lynn the cashpoints are not at a normal height? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 8, 12:57:35
      - and they dispense pound coins. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Sep 8, 13:02:44
        
        ^^^He's not wrong^^^ (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:07:10
I'm a bit concered (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 00:30:47
- Me too. I used to be fickle, then I stopped being fickle, but now I'm fickle again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Sep 6, 11:02:02
- I just got this out of a Muslim's freinds site (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 00:47:32
  - Ok (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 01:01:09
  - fortune cookies have evolved since I last went to a chinese (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 00:58:35
    - Errrr... That went a bit wrong (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 01:05:15
- with an 'n' in there somewhere (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 00:37:36
  - At least Scotland won. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 00:44:41
    - I hoped they lost.. (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 00:50:31
      - You don't mean that! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 01:00:38
        
        If they beat the filthy Dutch, (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 01:17:26
        
        I'll give you a seaty to South Africa. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 01:27:18
        
        Can we go through Um Bongo? (General Chat) - Small, Sep 6, 01:33:06
- phobia of spelling the word concerned? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 6, 00:35:36
Cracking tv on the beeb tonight (General Chat) - Small, Sep 5, 22:13:43
hoof (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 5, 21:49:54
- pump (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 22:06:43
  - parp (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 5, 22:11:29
we could be in the bottom 4 before we play again.play offs? ha ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 5, 21:18:49
- Why is that funny? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 21:37:15
  - ignore, best policy (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 6, 20:55:26
- with charlton next up-presure builds,doesnt look good (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 5, 21:33:54
- cock! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 5, 21:26:33
  - sucker.thought you would still be getting off on usacanarys post (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 5, 21:27:51
    - Huge cock............ (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 5, 21:35:45
      - why dont you post the filth you posted yesterday-sure pants etc would like another look (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 5, 21:38:27
        
        This is WOTB not Tears of the Barclay................ (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 5, 21:45:00
        
        posting porn is unacceptable though (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 5, 21:46:16
        
        Do you need a tissue? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 5, 21:49:25
        
        What was that then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 21:44:53
        
        it was a link to the website mangems.com................ (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 5, 21:48:04
        
        dont expect you to be banned.ben only bans people with extreme views,whereas (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 5, 21:51:51
        
        Have you been crying for 24 hours straight? (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 5, 22:01:16
        
        unacceptable.ben should at least have a word and you know it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 5, 22:03:18
        
        He did have a word............... (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 5, 22:18:51
        
        cock! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 5, 22:04:52
        
        sucker (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 5, 22:05:58
        
        porn (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 5, 21:49:40
- Why is that funny? (n/m) (NCFC) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Sep 5, 21:22:45
  - Selwyn is thrilled tonight (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 5, 21:25:01
    - i said a draw before the game-im not as deluded as some thats all.we are a poor side (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 5, 21:27:00
  - because most on here believe we have a good team. (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 5, 21:23:45
    - oh ha ha ha ha........so funny........ 7 from 9 points....relegation form........ (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 5, 21:37:27
      - 8 points from 6 games is actually (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 5, 21:39:43
        
        LOL.... what a twat...... thats 55 points.......nobody has ever............ (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 5, 21:55:09
        
        would be a dam site closer to the bottom 4-yes 4 go down-than top 6! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 5, 21:57:49
        
        WTF are you talking about................... (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 5, 22:09:28
        
        55 points would be closer to the bottom 4 than the top 6.CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 5, 22:11:37
        
        But its NOT relegation form........ CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU..... (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 5, 22:15:38
    - Where do you think we will finish then? (n/m) (NCFC) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Sep 5, 21:28:44
      - bottom 8 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 5, 21:31:09
I actually purchased a coffee at half time, something I never do, not because (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Sep 5, 21:18:31
- Bovril is much more exciting (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 21:46:30
- Serious questions that will be asked......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 5, 21:42:38
Polska 0 Worthy 1 (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 5, 20:22:10
- 1-1 Other game is going for them. Worthy is playing really well away from home (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 21:10:03
  - Kyle Lafferty looks a bit handy. Big blow if he's out for the next one (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 21:43:35
  - i thought he stopped playing 20 years ago (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 5, 21:22:23
Just back from the game. That was the worst game I've ever seen. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 5, 19:36:05
- I'm with you (NCFC) - romayellow, Sep 5, 20:44:28
- It was awful but better than losing 7-1 to Colchester. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 5, 20:24:44
  - At least that game had goals (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 5, 20:59:42
    - haha are you selwyns in disguise? (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 5, 21:04:33
      - Its fair to say I wasn't bored at any point during the Colchester game (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 5, 21:11:17
        
        I wasn't bored during the colchester game either.. (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 5, 21:14:58
        
        haha (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 5, 21:19:37
- probably the weirdest chatroom ever too (NCFC) - pants, Sep 5, 20:17:41
  - I know (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 21:39:03
- It was pretty bad on the radio too! (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 5, 19:59:15
  - It was like Walsalls were expecting us to be good and were waiting for us to pass it. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 5, 20:04:06
    - Walasalls 3rd 0-0 in a row (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 20:06:34
  - I'm off to eat cheese. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 5, 20:01:11
    - LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 5, 20:06:19
- Yes, it was right up (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 5, 19:55:25
  - IWTWGIHES. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 5, 19:56:09
- Were you not there 4 weeks ago? (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Sep 5, 19:38:05
  - No I was in France for the Col U match. But at least that had some talking points. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 5, 19:39:59
    - Boxing Day about 1996 vs Southend. (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 5, 19:46:30
      - Garry Brrookes off of on here mentioned that game. But no this was worse. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 5, 19:54:30
        
        He did a tumble? (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 20:04:41
        
        The C&H opposite the sorting office ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 5, 20:46:58
        
        yeah (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 21:13:38
        
        Being male is very (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 5, 20:23:13
    - On the plus side - we had been losing those games (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Sep 5, 19:42:36
      - not that bad (NCFC) - yellowrobin, Sep 5, 19:58:54
        
        we made loads of mistakes we just were not punished (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 5, 20:19:30
      - True enough. (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 5, 19:55:27
Watch the England game and wonder why there are so many (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 5, 17:57:27
- seagulls for a squid (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 5, 18:31:56
- And Pigeons. No trumpets yet though (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 18:02:36
- Rough seas (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 18:02:25
Had a bit of an adventure on the way home and went over the new bridge. (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Sep 5, 17:45:09
- They started pumping to early (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 17:46:36
  - There was a woman in the crowd at the darts earlier with "Monk" tattooed on her shoulder. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 17:56:14
    - This is pleasing. Is Colin Monk making a comeback? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 18:01:39
      - I hope so, his name is easily my favourite Dartists name. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 18:09:24
        
        Ted Hankey comes a close second (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 5, 18:17:07
  - We didn't pump at all today. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Sep 5, 17:55:51
oh well, Argentina-Brazil to look forward to tonight (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 5, 17:18:10
- I can't wait, been looking forward to it all week (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 5, 18:28:06
  - I'm sure it's going to be a very fiesty affair (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 5, 19:25:00
  - what time is it on? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Sep 5, 18:32:05
    - Arse! 01:30 I might watch Worthy v Polonds. I didn't know how close they were to qualifyi (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Sep 5, 19:09:51
      - France v Romania could be good too (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 5, 19:23:24
- The England game is frienly isn't it Worz? (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 5, 17:26:04
  - I didn't even know they were playing... (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 5, 17:26:32
    - ah Slovenia (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 5, 17:26:59
      - Strangely I don't care about England in the same way I do about Nodge!! (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 5, 17:28:32
        
        not strange at all, I find it hard to be excited about the national team (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 5, 17:30:05
        
        lolers (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 5, 17:32:43
        
        Apart from Greeno of course. Glad he's been given a chance (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Sep 5, 17:36:38
        
        there are a few exceptions, but not that many (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 5, 17:38:54
        
        Nothing wraths me up much more than Terry and Cole. (Other Football) - Small, Sep 5, 17:41:55
        
        yeah, Crouch, Green, James, Beckham, um Rooney? (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 5, 17:45:37
        
        lol, I honestly can't cheer for players like Gerrard, Terry, Cole etc (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 5, 17:35:19
        
        I saw Greeno in the pub once (Other Football) - Small, Sep 5, 17:39:32
        
        haha, it must be a bit of a mare in Norwich (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 5, 17:46:30
        
        You cheeky fucker! (Other Football) - Small, Sep 5, 17:53:13
        
        Who's taller? :) (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Sep 5, 18:08:39
        
        Gunny i think - but he's just generally a bit of a man-mountain (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Sep 5, 18:25:10
        
        lol, I'm sure Gunny is used to being dribbled on by now (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 5, 17:56:42
Ronnie O'Sullivans is on Big Brother (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 23:34:28
- i met him at a Kasabian gig (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 23:50:41
  - The Guardian's token soap clump.. (General Chat) - Small, Sep 5, 00:00:35
Tombly (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 22:47:55
- I see finn t'other day. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 6, 00:40:02
I bet Rodrigo goes first (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 20:50:55
- Is he the one who Murray is playing tonight? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 22:00:29
  - No. He's the one with massive melons who has just lost (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 22:07:20
- then I reckon it will be charlie (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 21:08:42
  - then I reckon David followed by Siavash then Sophie (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 21:28:36
  - what a cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 21:10:44
Angel to win (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 20:46:58
It's Murraytime btw (Other Sports) - Small, Sep 4, 20:29:58
just back from LONDON (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 4, 20:07:08
- did you remember to pay your congestion charge? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 20:25:58
  - No, will I go to prison? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 4, 20:29:27
    - no, unless you go to visit someone! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 20:42:28
      - congestion charge Q (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 4, 20:51:08
        
        it's a tax so that the Mayor of London Tarn can feed his cat (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 20:54:01
        
        it's a fee that's levied so that only rich people can afford to drive in London (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 4, 21:00:03
        
        good idea (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 4, 21:02:34
        
        so what about his cat then clever clogs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 21:02:17
        
        I expect that is exempt and can drive around for fuck all (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 4, 21:04:15
        
        correct, cats and dogs driving vehicles of under 2 tons (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 4, 21:38:30
        
        gore blimey trowsers (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 4, 20:59:21
        
        easy peasy innit - I said I would be your chauffer! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 21:01:34
        
        bad day on roads today (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 4, 21:10:23
    - 18 fro 9 needed (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 4, 20:29:54
      - 14 from 7 (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 4, 20:31:07
        
        ffs Frontbottom. DON'T LEAVE IT (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 20:37:24
      - shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 4, 20:30:59
- Did you go to The Swan? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fanny Forrest, Sep 4, 20:23:47
  - The Swan in Ringland has the most amazing barmaid. (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 20:35:18
    - Is the the "Taste of OZ" place? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 4, 20:35:54
      - yeah. They do Crocodile and Kangaroo and everything (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 20:44:09
        
        I wanted an ostrich burger from the market stall in Cambridge (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 20:59:14
        
        cor, ostrich is rather tasty. How much do they charge for them then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 4, 21:39:55
  - I saw a swan on the thames (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 4, 20:32:23
    - Dead or Alive? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Sep 4, 20:33:35
      - sidearse in the spotlight (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 4, 20:35:39
Forgot I found this (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 18:17:26
- lmao (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 18:47:17
  - It's briliant intut.. (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 20:26:42
At the Who-ut, we went fat... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 17:20:22
- We used to tie it with the thin bit in front of the fat bit, then tuck the fat bit in the (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 17:42:03
- So did we... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 17:31:49
- Earlham has become one of those God academies. (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 17:27:17
  - I saw that the other day (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 17:34:50
  - At Earlham it was backwards ties, with the skinny end out and the fat end tucked in. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 17:33:04
    - It wraths me up (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 17:43:27
    - ditto Hellesdon (n/m) (General Chat) - bellamys_knee, Sep 4, 17:37:35
- Same with us (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 17:25:35
- "Zammo was naughty but at least he could tie his tie" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 17:23:08
Fucking Hell II (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 16:40:13
- lol - he's a real life Beavis / Butthead!!!* (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 16:41:48
  - Beavis... (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 17:02:37
    - This nearly made me laugh my cock off 10ish years ago (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 17:15:35
  - ^^^ Exactly what I thought. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 16:45:43
The Cheese XI was one of my favourites (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 4, 15:14:10
- The skipping a meal XI was surprisingly pleasing (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 16:03:54
- DoY's Chutney XI was mine (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 15:39:08
- which one? (NCFC) - Dave in Switzerland, Sep 4, 15:26:29
- Throughout my life I've always loved cheese (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:17:35
111-3! (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:36:22
- Why is it called the Nelson? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Sep 4, 14:40:04
  - One eye, one arm, one leg. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:42:07
    - and two eyes - just one didn't work (Other Sports) - Pixelman, Sep 4, 14:51:04
    - And never wore a patch (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Sep 4, 14:45:13
  - ... (Other Sports) - jafski, Sep 4, 14:41:01
    - I always thought that it was something to do with the battles he fought (Other Sports) - Small, Sep 4, 14:44:26
      - won 1 drawn 1 lost 1 (n/m) (Other Sports) - selwyn, Sep 4, 16:14:54
        
        Did he lose one? Here's another explanation (Other Sports) - Small, Sep 4, 16:24:58
      - Three if you belive what Lady Hamilton had to say. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Sep 4, 14:45:40
      - therefore he also had one leg (n/m) (Other Sports) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:45:40
Excellent Joy of Six in the Grauniad today. (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 4, 14:32:03
- you must be upthearshavin (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 4, 15:47:15
  - no, no, Lasereyedcorgis (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 4, 15:48:01
- check out the COMMENTARY on this one (Other Football) - shoddy, Sep 4, 14:51:13
  - Mental. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 4, 14:58:00
    - I dont get that on canariesworld. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Sep 4, 15:12:10
- The Harry? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:34:22
  - Nope. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 4, 14:38:11
    - bdermody? (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:43:40
      - Nope. Keep trying. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 4, 14:45:10
        
        Col1? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:46:11
        
        up the arseshavin (Other Football) - Dave in Switzerland, Sep 4, 14:47:23
        
        Nope. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 4, 14:47:56
        
        Nope. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 4, 14:46:52
        
        Can I have a clue? (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:47:19
        
        Bollocks! (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:48:05
        
        Think TdF and look for Gossy. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 4, 14:47:46
        
        I got it without the clue. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:48:32
        
        Which one is he then? (Other Football) - Small, Sep 4, 15:31:55
        
        Yes you did. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 15:40:03
        
        Butch out of here sorted us a ticket for the home tie... (Other Football) - Small, Sep 4, 15:55:43
        
        What, me? (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 15:56:45
        
        Yay, and indeed hooray. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 4, 14:49:51
        
        I enjoyed that game. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:50:52
        
        Nope. The cupboard is bare. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 4, 14:51:32
        
        Talking of bare.. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:53:17
        
        I dunt know yit. My lad starts footy traynun tomoz so may not have time. I'll bell you up (Other Football) - jafski, Sep 4, 14:54:56
So are we officially nominating next Wednesday as Wrath Day (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:24:16
- First person to post a picture of themselves in Bristol holding a copy of that days Wester (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 4, 14:30:09
- Yes (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 4, 14:29:44
  - You could get your plums done (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 14:33:30
    - Could I point out... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 4, 14:51:38
  - will there be pictures? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 14:32:15
    - Probably. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 4, 14:37:03
      - Now you're sans body hair, just paint yourself a nice shiny black (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 15:01:30
- how would a Wrath Day differ from any other day? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 14:29:08
  - you have to work for 9 minutes (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:34:11
- I think I will stay at home that day - terrorists dream date! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 14:26:52
  - Yeah, they might blow up an old punk band. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 4, 14:32:29
    - haha, I rememeber an Northern Irish punk band who had their van blown up by the filth (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 14:42:59
      - So that's why Stiff Little Fingers split up ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 4, 14:47:14
        
        Joyrider they were called, did some really strong stuff (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 14:55:30
        
        they're still going (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 14:53:52
COLLYGOL! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Sep 4, 14:17:13
- needed that one... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 14:18:08
Throughout my life (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 14:16:52
- Ronnie Barker lands on WW2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 14:20:52
Tudders (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 4, 13:50:53
- Chubby face, bob-haired, decent moobs... (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 14:20:17
  - This one? (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 4, 14:23:22
    - No, this one. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 14:36:11
      - Her name is (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 4, 14:41:24
        
        Could you give me her number, (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 14:45:29
        
        Happy endings? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:43:20
        
        I went to have a Thai massage once (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 15:01:56
        
        I'd probably....etc....etc... (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 14:45:47
Big flappy hands - she could be a goalkeeper... (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 13:22:40
- Oh fuck! Robbie William is back. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 13:27:16
  - Throughout my life (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 13:31:57
    - He wraths me up more than Jesus (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 13:35:58
    - troll (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 4, 13:34:04
      - I suppose it's what happens if (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:46:10
      - Throughout my life (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 13:40:29
        
        You have begun to take on the air of a Marvin or Eeyore... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 13:45:26
        
        Where is Marvstermind? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 14:00:00
        
        Throughout my life (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 13:48:59
STUMPIRUNOUT! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Sep 4, 13:11:34
DoY: so is your what is normal campaign a twist on the much loved NFN 'myth'? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 13:06:18
- Might be... (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 4, 13:47:47
- Hang on a minute! I know that bloke who's in the pictures at Horning. (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 13:17:43
  - He does, he did, it is (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 4, 13:48:50
  - It's Carver! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 13:24:21
    - Blimey, I haven't seen him since... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 4, 13:28:35
      - sorry Jim for yesty - please forgive me!.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 13:31:46
        
        Claire is a smashing assistant! (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 13:39:17
        
        stoppit - I think I got away with it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 13:40:21
        
        No you haven't! (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 4, 13:45:33
        
        whoops - I was raising awareness for the charity and (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 14:10:32
        
        15 mile walk took around 5 hours to complete. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 4, 14:18:06
        
        this un! - well done on the walk too! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 14:25:12
        
        yes yes that's what you're telling us (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 13:49:51
        
        Seriously, they were egging me on the do the back, sack and craic... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 4, 14:20:48
        
        I use this stuff (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 14:28:04
        
        Could I point out... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Sep 4, 14:50:31
      - Nice naked tummy action (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 13:31:15
        
        schhh! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 13:31:57
        
        you know who (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 13:33:56
        
        R Whites Lemonade (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 13:34:32
- Thas wot i fort until I saw some of the piccys were in that there Lunnun. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 4, 13:09:16
  - Yes, indeed, but the plinth was promoting Narfook in the big smooooke were it not? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 13:10:16
    - Oh yeah. Thas wot it is then et unt? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 4, 13:11:12
      - Fuck nose (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 13:26:37
Listening to Gideon Coe thanks to that lovely iPlayer thang... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 12:43:07
- I don't mind him, and I like gideon (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:17:14
  - he does seem to be a bit less of a nobcheese now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 13:20:39
    - Is that your favourite cheese? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 13:25:51
      - Dunked in... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 13:30:22
- ^^^ tut tut (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 12:45:10
  - I no understand... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 12:53:12
    - Throughout my life (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 12:57:45
      - haha, I hope you get through this (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:18:09
        
        i think it's his style of presenting that makes me dislike him most (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 13:29:34
        
        nice one (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:43:38
        
        thank you (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 13:53:58
Beige (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 4, 12:06:49
- moobs, trouser tentage, a 'Terry Nutkins' and beige all in one photo. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 12:11:33
  - you've had worse though! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 12:14:13
- did that arrive attached to a CV? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 12:08:38
  - No but if it had I'd have employed him. He looks very earnest yet approachable. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 4, 12:10:42
    - I think I used to work for him (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 12:14:15
      - That's him! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 4, 12:19:07
  - or is it Tomby doing camouflage training? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 12:10:39
best non cheddar cheese? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in Switzerland, Sep 4, 12:03:08
- not necessarily the best, but certainly most used in the Scrampton household (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 12:19:38
- stilton (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 4, 12:14:37
- #1: Epoisses, #2: Cambozola (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:12:33
  - must be a sheffield thing (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 12:14:56
    - Cambozola/Sheffield fact. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:17:33
      - PRSY???? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 4, 12:20:47
        
        "Peoples' Republic of South Yorkshire" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:21:47
        
        Ah. I'm off to Tory lancs in a mo. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 4, 12:23:31
        
        People's Republic of South Yorkshire. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 12:21:31
      - You don't get it in Tarn. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 12:19:31
        
        ^^^ Exactly why I don't live in Barnsley. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:21:15
        
        You nearly do! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 12:22:50
        
        Nearly ≠ Does. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:26:00
- cheese that doesn't taste cheesey (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 12:11:34
  - *is* yuk (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 12:11:53
- Cambozola for the big fat win. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 12:11:08
- Brie is the tits. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 12:05:49
- Gruyere (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 12:05:48
- Stilton. Stil-ton. Although close second is Roquefort. Roque-fort. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 4, 12:05:24
  - Everyone knows the best cheese (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 12:38:24
  - Me too, stilton. I love cheese me, cheese rules (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 12:13:33
    - If you love cheese then you'll love this too. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 4, 12:17:59
      - I've got this. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:23:09
        
        Is it worth purchasing off of ebay for about ?2. If so I'm in like Flynn. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 4, 12:25:51
        
        It's a cookbook from 1970s Britain, which looks a damn sight older than it actually is. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:28:51
        
        I've just bidded ?1.20 for it. Just the fact that it was produced by the Cheese Informatio (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 4, 12:30:16
        
        are they the ones that also invented the Ploughman's lunch? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 12:35:05
        
        No that was the Ham & Cheese Awareness Bureau. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 4, 12:49:19
        
        we're veering dangerously close to chutneydom (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 12:50:38
        
        Now there's a euphemism if ever I heard one. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 4, 13:00:05
OK, one last request on this (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 4, 11:07:26
- done ut, better be good though or I'll hunt you down and give you to pants, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 11:11:34
  - There's kind of a clue about what it will be (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 4, 11:19:26
  - He's already got selwyns and scc in his sex dungeon (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 11:16:00
  - I wouldn't mind living on crispbread and chees as long as (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 4, 11:12:50
    - Dairylea and Dairylea alone (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 11:14:13
      - Cheese I said man, cheese. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 4, 11:15:15
      - I well prefer Laughing Cow. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 11:14:49
- Okay. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 11:09:25
  - I did say only "vaguely amusing" (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 4, 11:17:34
    - Pas de. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 11:19:32
      - I really like doing it (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 4, 11:28:41
        
        I used to go on that shit Anglia tv programme (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 11:37:37
        
        I don't like being on TV (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 4, 11:57:11
        
        I've got that on video. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 11:40:27
        
        I have, somewhere. (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 11:51:03
        
        do a smell up the usb (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 11:51:23
        
        I tried that (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 11:55:57
        
        this sounds like a job for AB then. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:01:42
        
        It does. I've got a few that need doing. I think my video recorder has gone bent-up though (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 12:07:14
        
        I think most of them are nowadays (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:10:50
Stupid people are more likely to believe in god (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 10:32:53
- Actually, it says nothing like that (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 11:21:14
  - shush... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 11:32:30
- But have a huge complex about it (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 11:03:13
  - i reckon they'd probably see it as devotion to their religion (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 11:12:13
    - I meant the other side, who get so mad about it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 11:39:00
      - Who gets mad about what? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 11:41:38
        
        Throughout my life (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 11:50:48
        
        Relisgious people in England generally do yes (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 4, 11:54:52
        
        There's that argument (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 12:10:44
        
        well to be fair to him, there's a fair amount of anger at the role religion seems to want (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 12:09:26
    - Yep, just like some football fans. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 4, 11:16:05
- And Aggers has put petrol in his diesel and broken down (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 4, 10:38:38
  - Sounds like an idiot - who is he? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 4, 11:04:29
    - Arganth? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 11:13:15
      - Really? I'd have credited him with a bit more intelligence. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 4, 11:17:28
    - Lily Allen's boyfriend (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 11:09:16
      - Ah, idiot position confirmed. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 4, 11:09:44
        
        He's not really. (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 11:14:33
        
        Oh Aggers... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 4, 11:29:21
        
        "They think it's all over"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 11:19:19
        
        yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 11:20:38
        
        He's Kenneth Wolstenholme? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 11:18:11
        
        I think so (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 11:20:58
        
        He might be that Norweigian one though (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 11:22:04
        
        Bj?rge Lillelien? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 11:26:11
        
        Oh. Must have been about something I DGAS about. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 4, 11:16:48
- Shock revelation (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 4, 10:33:47
7) Adolescent nerves at first porn purchase The ubiquity of free, hard-core pornography on (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 10:11:36
- I'll be doing my bit to make sure the Bongo Bush doesn't die out (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 10:40:49
- This bit is my favourite, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 10:31:30
  - you're only saying that because.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 4, 11:48:03
- 10) Watches Scrabbling around in your pocket to dig out a phone may not be as elegant as g (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 4, 10:13:16
All together now: McKenzie is a wanker, he has been all his life... (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Sep 4, 09:57:17
- He spent 2 months in a mental home, cos Francis fucked his wife. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 10:51:26
- I loved Leon, and still do a bit (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 10:42:01
- talking about himself in the third-person - tut tut tut (NCFC) - Pixelman, Sep 4, 10:08:52
  - You are Stan AICM?5! (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:33:51
  - Someone I know at work does that. (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 10:29:32
- First word of that story was spelt wrong, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:58:50
  - Mind you, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 10:01:57
I quite enjoyed that Sara Silverman stand-up programme.. (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 00:22:49
Ha! (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Sep 4, 00:00:20
- A post boast! (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 00:09:13
- ha this a way (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 00:02:16
  - Down to the last two episodes... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 00:10:17
    - Hey Panty-boy, I can't say this with any certainty, (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 00:27:42
      - You've come in Yellalee's pants by accident (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 00:30:44
        
        I feel used. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 00:34:26
  - I've never done that before. (General Chat) - APB, Sep 4, 00:07:46
    - Amicable parting. Bye (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 4, 00:08:56
      - To sleep, perchance to dream. (General Chat) - APB, Sep 4, 00:15:33
        
        ooh that reminds me.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 4, 08:51:09
The Scrimmage linky-age (NCFC) - usacanary, Sep 3, 20:02:02
- It was a good show this evening (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 3, 22:11:55
- Best one ever that (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 3, 20:05:56
  - What was Chris' take on the great Chutney debate? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 20:11:36
    - Bugger - forgot that one! (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 3, 20:36:17
      - I am sad (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 21:16:40
        
        There were some mustards and Chutneys on C4 tonight (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 3, 21:35:11
        
        You should have texted or emailed in (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 3, 21:22:28
        
        How did you get invited on there? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 3, 21:30:43
        
        I can't actually remember why initially (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 3, 21:53:31
        
        sexual favours! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 21:35:44
WTF is going on here?! (General Chat) - conker, Sep 3, 19:21:25
- OH MINE! What's the name of his cow thing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 3, 21:36:56
- oh dear, that is unfortunate. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 3, 20:56:22
- i wish I hadn't opened that link (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Sep 3, 19:59:44
- OH...............MY................GOD (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 19:28:49
  - yeah nasty bruise! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 19:31:23
- i am scared for life (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 3, 19:25:59
  - scarred obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Sep 3, 19:26:19
    - I'm fucking both (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 19:29:09
      - You and XXL both, then... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Sep 3, 19:30:19
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 19:30:47
- Sure it's perfectly innocent. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 3, 19:25:10
FAO Garry Brrooke (2 R's) and no one else - maybe camcam! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 15:23:41
- hahaha Caption on 14/17 (General Chat) - Small, Sep 3, 15:43:22
  - Some pf those pictures are crying out for a caption competition (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 3, 15:50:12
- why is only ggaarryy bbrrookkeess and camcan allowed to look? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 3, 15:32:05
  - cos it may 'turn' others.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 15:34:02
    - i'm confuseddotcom (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 3, 15:35:41
      - right...GB is a bender camcam yes m is female - we proper men may find it a littel bit dis (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 15:37:40
        
        curiosity killed the cat (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 3, 15:38:45
        
        Thass Nasie et unt? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 15:39:35
        
        Nasie. (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 3, 15:39:29
        
        i blummin did not!!!!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 3, 15:42:23
        
        ^^^ going for a smile in the toilet over picture 16 ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 3, 15:45:14
        
        that's a good idea (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 3, 15:43:24
        
        Fuck you now roight orf. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 15:38:18
        
        see, you have gotten all excited! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 15:39:44
        
        t (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 15:38:30
        
        urbing! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 15:38:02
- Mmmmm (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 3, 15:31:43
  - She could smooth me off any time she wanted (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 3, 15:35:16
    - My best pal is a beautician (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 3, 15:38:01
      - hasn't he got an indian head then? (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 3, 15:40:12
        
        think it was the masseuse not the massage (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 3, 15:41:47
        
        ahh... she's a moose! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 15:42:39
        
        opposite. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 3, 15:50:23
        
        See? (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 3, 15:55:43
        
        but as I love and trust him I'd happily book him in again (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 3, 16:04:14
        
        But he's got the shiniest head since Sibbo! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 3, 16:13:50
        
        I haven't really assessed his looks (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 3, 16:34:07
        
        If there was a master race (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 16:35:58
        
        Probably the opposite (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 3, 15:46:24
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 15:47:47
    - I'd get tentage problems (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 3, 15:37:23
      - most photos are from the waist up... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 3, 15:42:57
- Blass me that look sore. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 15:30:32
- What are you trying to say? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 15:30:07
  - Bar be fuck u (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 15:36:38
  - twattoo (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 15:36:25
  - mutt strutt (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 15:36:15
  - Done a Shitney (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 15:36:03
  - Holiday Nomance (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 15:35:49
  - Turfquibbles (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 15:33:46
  - maybe you would like a go on it? in between a tomby and Jumbo sandwich!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 15:30:56
    - Garry Brooke is as smooth as a baby anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 3, 15:32:56
      - Ah, thanks. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 15:34:15
        
        I haven't quite seen you in your full glory. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 3, 15:38:14
        
        You'd be sick (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 15:39:12
        
        Gout, irregardless of sexualty, has feelings too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 15:40:52
        
        Gay gout (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 3, 15:42:37
        
        Too much red meat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 15:43:53
        
        Ah. Just a lob-on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 15:39:11
    - I'm almost hairless anynow. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 15:31:42
- Cracking tits (General Chat) - Old Git, Sep 3, 15:28:01
  - pic 17 looks photoshopped - ooh Matron! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 15:29:58
- not as in it may be camcam as in camcam may look! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 15:24:59
  - If it's for no one else other than him (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 15:28:25
    - do not look! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 15:30:14
What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 14:22:21
- Bluetits don't have hands - FACT (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 3, 14:23:55
  - Their feathers could grip the weapon, and evolve over time to form an army (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 14:25:34
    - Can they make chutney though? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 3, 14:27:35
- a mouse (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:23:44
  - mouses aren't very dangerous. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 14:24:08
    - Dangermouse is. He is. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:36:30
      - And Mighty Mouse (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 3, 14:38:57
        
        They're both cartoon characters. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:39:38
        
        I hope your finger stinks. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:59:04
    - the ones I swept up this morning weren't (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 3, 14:35:51
    - They can be (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 14:26:55
    - They are if they have made a bomb. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:26:25
      - Thing is though, it'd be quite a small bomb (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 3, 14:28:44
        
        Not if they made a big one. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:29:04
      - Or if they have a secret knife hidden in their spine. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:28:32
        
        or lugs. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:28:47
        
        or fanny (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:35:18
        
        mouse mott (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 3, 14:36:07
        
        I've got a Norwich City mouse mott. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:37:03
        
        XXL16HB2 (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:38:34
        
        Cock off. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:52:28
        
        6.54 in The King's? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:54:01
        
        Might be a bit delayed. 6:54.32. Get them in. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:56:35
        
        Oi! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 14:39:17
        
        I was referring to spafski, not you, hence the '2'. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:40:19
        
        Okay. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 14:41:34
        
        is the agreement that you don't call him Mark Curry? (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 3, 14:48:59
        
        No. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 14:53:53
        
        It's not, although I should have included that as a sub-clause. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:53:32
        
        Dipso Fatso (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:57:11
        
        Idiot features. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 14:59:24
        
        Mr. Stinky Finger, Parrot Chops, Long John Silver. Up your bum. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 15:01:31
        
        I do hope you stuck your tongue out when you typed Up your bum. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 15:03:46
        
        All you see is tits and arses. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 15:05:37
        
        but you see the whole of the moon? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 3, 15:09:35
        
        The cook spits in the buns, and we all piss in the teapots. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 15:13:49
        
        I love the Borley Rectory story. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 14:54:43
        
        Yeah, tell us malky (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 3, 14:57:46
        
        harsh, very harsh! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 14:50:33
        
        Can I have it? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 14:37:50
        
        No. Your Dad's not very tall. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:52:14
        
        That'll be the polio. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 15:20:07
        
        Ah, not the gout. Lovely chap. So was his mate. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 15:21:08
        
        You can have a go on him if you give me the mouse mott. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 15:21:52
        
        I shall never surrender my mouse mott to XXL16HB. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 15:23:59
    - Killer ones are (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 3, 14:25:11
Chutney XL (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 3, 14:20:00
- Coriander Westerveld (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 14:36:06
- Nani (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 3, 14:29:06
- Trevor Chutney (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 3, 14:20:15
Charles21 (General Chat) - Small, Sep 3, 13:56:42
- Ha ha (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 3, 14:00:14
  - I rarely post on there (General Chat) - Small, Sep 3, 14:14:58
- @shitmydadsays is quite a funny occasionaly twat (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 13:58:42
Chelsea banned from transfers until 2 transfer windows!! (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Sep 3, 13:45:55
- or one transfer french door (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 3, 14:04:19
- linky linkage (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 3, 14:02:26
- Fine for the player for breaching contract, fine for Chelsea for inducing said breach (Other Football) - mr chimp, Sep 3, 13:56:15
  - haha (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 3, 14:05:55
  - Chelsea have previous for tapping up though (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 3, 13:57:23
    - Yeah every transfer they've done in the last 5 years!! (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Sep 3, 13:58:23
- Why? (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Sep 3, 13:53:58
  - Abject cuntery. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 13:56:21
  - Some sort of dodgy deal with a player from Lens who I've never heard of (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Sep 3, 13:54:52
    - Fairclough? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 3, 13:57:01
      - Didn't he play for Leeds? (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Sep 3, 13:58:47
        
        supersub (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 3, 13:59:44
    - I asked first (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 13:56:12
      - sorry, wasn't my fault ! (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Sep 3, 13:59:07
      - You blew your load too soon (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Sep 3, 13:57:57
        
        Story of my life (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 13:58:35
- Why have they? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 13:52:45
- Wow, I wish fifa would get involved more (Other Football) - pants, Sep 3, 13:47:26
  - the ref who we had against wycombe was superb - anyone know he's name? (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Sep 3, 13:52:35
    - Agreed (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Sep 3, 13:59:37
    - Jon Moss from Culture Club. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 13:56:19
    - Johnathan Moss. The ref on the sunderland game wasa top notch too (Other Football) - pants, Sep 3, 13:55:00
      - Agreed. I hate refs who just blow up for everything (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Sep 3, 13:56:13
  - who? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 3, 13:50:25
    - Probably the worst referee on the football league (Other Football) - pants, Sep 3, 13:53:10
      - oh right (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Sep 3, 13:57:54
        
        Basically, you'll see about 5 fouls clearly, and he'll do the opposite (Other Football) - pants, Sep 3, 14:07:57
        
        Haha this search on google is quite funny, especially the norwich blog (Other Football) - pants, Sep 3, 14:14:46
        
        Did you see the MOTD2 with Chiles that recounted it? Enjoyed it immensely! (n/m) (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 3, 14:14:34
      - It was the 4th official baying for it though. The ref just went by what he was told. (n/m) (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 3, 13:57:35
        
        aye, Probert was the fourth official (Other Football) - pants, Sep 3, 14:03:22
        
        OIC. (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 3, 14:08:20
- He's not wrong. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 13:46:24
  - beat me by 3 seconds!! (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Sep 3, 13:52:04
    - 2nd is the first loser (Other Football) - Tombs, Sep 3, 13:56:33
More road-building projects in Iceland are held up due to elves than any other creature. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 1, 21:42:40
- Well guys, like it or not. I?m Icelandic and.... (General Chat) - No99, Sep 1, 21:48:12
  - why would you believe in elves? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 1, 21:59:24
    - Ah,I thought he said elvers (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 1, 22:00:28
      - nope, elves is elves and not a typo (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 1, 22:09:23
      - I believe in midgets (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 1, 22:01:42
        
        I believe in angles (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 1, 22:15:00
- I love Iceland... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 1, 21:43:32
  - aren't the Icelanders supposed to be a bit arrogant? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 1, 21:44:29
    - No, not at all... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 1, 21:46:31
      - A friend went last year, said it was an amazing place but he didn't get on with them (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 1, 21:53:01
- Bloody eels (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 1, 21:43:18