It's not, although I should have included that as a sub-clause.

Not that he's ever called me Mark Curry.

It's that he stops insisting that I was born in a Unitary Authority and not the smallest county in England.

He may want to introduce a sub-clause that I never tell him the Borley Rectory story ever again.

Posted By: malkybarkid on September 3rd 2009 at 14:53:32

Message Thread

What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 14:22:21
- Bluetits don't have hands - FACT (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 3, 14:23:55
  - Their feathers could grip the weapon, and evolve over time to form an army (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 14:25:34
    - Can they make chutney though? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 3, 14:27:35
- a mouse (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:23:44
  - mouses aren't very dangerous. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 14:24:08
    - Dangermouse is. He is. (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:36:30
      - And Mighty Mouse (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 3, 14:38:57
        
        They're both cartoon characters. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:39:38
        
        I hope your finger stinks. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:59:04
    - the ones I swept up this morning weren't (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 3, 14:35:51
    - They can be (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 14:26:55
    - They are if they have made a bomb. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:26:25
      - Thing is though, it'd be quite a small bomb (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 3, 14:28:44
        
        Not if they made a big one. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:29:04
      - Or if they have a secret knife hidden in their spine. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:28:32
        
        or lugs. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:28:47
        
        or fanny (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:35:18
        
        mouse mott (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 3, 14:36:07
        
        I've got a Norwich City mouse mott. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:37:03
        
        XXL16HB2 (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:38:34
        
        Cock off. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:52:28
        
        6.54 in The King's? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:54:01
        
        Might be a bit delayed. 6:54.32. Get them in. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:56:35
        
        Oi! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 14:39:17
        
        I was referring to spafski, not you, hence the '2'. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:40:19
        
        Okay. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 14:41:34
        
        is the agreement that you don't call him Mark Curry? (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 3, 14:48:59
        
        No. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 14:53:53
        
        It's not, although I should have included that as a sub-clause. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 14:53:32
        
        Dipso Fatso (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:57:11
        
        Idiot features. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 14:59:24
        
        Mr. Stinky Finger, Parrot Chops, Long John Silver. Up your bum. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 15:01:31
        
        I do hope you stuck your tongue out when you typed Up your bum. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 15:03:46
        
        All you see is tits and arses. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 15:05:37
        
        but you see the whole of the moon? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 3, 15:09:35
        
        The cook spits in the buns, and we all piss in the teapots. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 15:13:49
        
        I love the Borley Rectory story. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 14:54:43
        
        Yeah, tell us malky (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 3, 14:57:46
        
        harsh, very harsh! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 3, 14:50:33
        
        Can I have it? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 14:37:50
        
        No. Your Dad's not very tall. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:52:14
        
        That'll be the polio. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 15:20:07
        
        Ah, not the gout. Lovely chap. So was his mate. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 15:21:08
        
        You can have a go on him if you give me the mouse mott. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 3, 15:21:52
        
        I shall never surrender my mouse mott to XXL16HB. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 15:23:59
    - Killer ones are (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 3, 14:25:11

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