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ipshit here we come-unless you are to scared(like most on here): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 18, 10:44:24
- you gonna fight some scummers? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 18, 10:54:22
  - doubt it-on train straight to ground and home i guess (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 18, 10:55:33
    - in the pub at 8.a.m though! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 18, 10:56:43
      - wish i was going, we didn't get tickets :( (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 18, 10:59:41
        
        Plenty available (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, Apr 18, 11:07:19
        
        what group was you in (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 18, 11:00:45
        
        Three. Don't know anyone else who didn't get em! (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 18, 11:01:22
        
        i was 3-got all 8 applied for-unlucky): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 18, 11:02:34
        
        wish i had a spare 4 u (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 18, 11:06:02
        
        did u try getting ticks 4 scum end?some left i think (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 18, 11:06:48
        
        Plenty available from what I read... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 18, 13:48:07
        
        I don't really fancy sittin on my own in the scum end! (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 18, 11:11:27
        
        doubt youll be alone! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 18, 11:12:03
- *Too* (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 18, 10:52:14
  - yeah ,sorry (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 18, 10:53:19
Lost my phone last night somehow. (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 18, 10:16:31
- If you have 'personal possessions' cover it should be covered (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Apr 18, 11:53:36
- yeah, you just tell the insurance company (General Chat) - goppo, Apr 18, 10:28:17
  - haha all i did last night apart from sit in front of the telly is take the dog out (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 18, 10:30:07
    - I suspect your dog may have eaten it (General Chat) - goppo, Apr 18, 10:36:14
    - oh, i do apologise. I was thinking about when I lost my phone lol (n/m) (General Chat) - goppo, Apr 18, 10:31:24
Dear society, thick twats multliplying by the bucket loads (General Chat) - pants, Apr 18, 01:15:08
- couldn't agree more (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 18, 11:17:53
  - another bacheler (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 18, 11:18:52
    - it's true (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 18, 11:21:57
      - and you and pants are both single-strange that (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 18, 11:23:00
        
        Wow, didn't know you knew me (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 18, 11:24:41
        
        ok then-pants cant get a bird and u cant get yours pregnant-why else would u be jealous (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 18, 11:27:22
        
        yes I am jealous, that must be it (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 18, 11:35:52
        
        minority-dont tar everyone with the same brush thats all im saying (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 18, 11:37:22
        
        I'm not (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 18, 11:39:35
- just cos u cant get a bird (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 18, 10:46:40
- Message for Mr Pants (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 18, 07:54:24
- why are the chavs always so fertile? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 18, 01:26:35
  - Dunno, probably cos they don't do anything and claim tax free (General Chat) - pants, Apr 18, 01:37:30
    - fuck off-too many shandys hey pants? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 18, 10:48:07
  - kids=houses (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 18, 01:34:47
    - wouldn't have happened if.. (General Chat) - firjam, Apr 18, 06:27:20
Anyone fancy a game of poker?! (General Chat) - megson, Apr 17, 22:50:29
- Pressure? (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 17, 23:17:06
  - "Most often the reason teams lose is they are not good enough." (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 17, 23:51:29
    - I'll raise you a Plum (General Chat) - Small, Apr 18, 00:01:09
  - wasn't there tremendous pressure on us to beat Fulham? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 17, 23:20:57
    - Not from our manager.. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 17, 23:43:02
The great football divide. (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 16, 17:59:51
- We're in the middle of a relegation battle, and you're thinking about the Prem? Get real.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Chelmsford Yella, Apr 16, 18:33:42
  - "lets assume we stay up" (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 16, 19:24:44
    - Is it? We've been shit for 3 years now. Why would next year be any better? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 16, 20:19:17
- The answer is get lucky with a managerial appointment... (NCFC) - nikellie, Apr 16, 18:30:36
- Still think the getting to the Premiership is more exciting than the 'when your there'. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 16, 18:01:09
  - absolutely. Even if we come straight back down. (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 16, 19:28:34
    - Must be pretty boring being a Fulham type club. Always just about survive each season. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 16, 19:35:52
      - I dunno, a 6-0 drubbing of Norwich might have excited a fair few Fulham fans. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Apr 16, 20:12:50
- I'm not sure there's much evidence that outside the top 4, teh prem has got that much bett (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 16, 18:01:07
  - er (ahem) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 16, 18:02:46
    - I think Hull and Stoke have been lucky................. (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 16, 18:14:37
If we stay up this season, what will be a good season next? (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 15, 22:13:06
- If we could all be patient about new signings, & not want the manager sacked after 5 games (NCFC) - pants, Apr 15, 23:38:09
- Not being down the bottom all season. (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 15, 22:30:03
  - A tad unfair referring to Hoolahan as a freak (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 15, 22:34:00
- Win the FA cup (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 22:28:19
  - i'd take it I think (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 15, 22:54:46
    - oh yeah, we rested players in the semi and lost (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 23:37:07
      - sickening (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 15, 23:46:14
- Cody to score a hat-trick at Wem-ber-ley (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 15, 22:21:08
  - Then we all go to Nandos for a slap up meal (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 15, 22:21:51
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 15, 22:25:23
      - are we definitively out of the play off race then? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 15, 22:32:11
        
        There really ought to be a mini play-off for teams finishing 18th to 21st (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 15, 22:36:50
What's the difference between a cow and cancer? (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 14, 22:57:36
- So what you're saying is, it's ok to joke about cancer? (General Chat) - pants, Apr 14, 23:03:33
  - ^^LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 14, 23:06:06
    - I chuckled btw (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 14, 23:08:36
Tickets for Derby in Churchmans Stand...SORTED! EASY Thanks ITFC (NCFC) - Steeno Steeno, Apr 14, 22:46:11
- It's going to be amusing seeing all the City fans in the home stands - quality! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 14, 22:49:30
  - Imagine the confusion of selwyn in the home end, stuck in the very real dilemma of (NCFC) - pants, Apr 14, 23:11:19
- naughty (NCFC) - pants, Apr 14, 22:46:50
  - I think a good load of tickets have been sold to Norwich with out them really knowing (NCFC) - Steeno Steeno, Apr 14, 22:49:43
    - Just remember to all you Norwich-based train-goers sitting in the Scum ends (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 14, 22:56:56
    - Or someone will complain and you'll get kicked out.. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 14, 22:54:43
Pants, which decision that went Liverpool's way were you alluding to earlier? (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Apr 14, 21:59:35
- the pelanty i think (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 14, 22:08:19
  - aye (Other Football) - pants, Apr 14, 22:56:03
    - oh dear (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 14, 23:31:31
    - I thought it was as blantant a penalty as you'll see ever. (Other Football) - lurd, Apr 14, 22:59:25
- worms, can, opened ^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Apr 14, 22:03:12
Anyone see the punch up in the stairwell from Barclay Upper (nearest the hotel end)... (NCFC) - Wayne Biggins, Apr 13, 20:13:49
- i did see some guy being bundled into a van by police (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 14, 13:12:09
- Saw the aftermath - looked like 2 normal lads vs 6 inbred chavs. (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 13, 20:22:15
  - One accused the other of being a grumpy wanker (NCFC) - Highway, Apr 13, 21:31:12
    - I bet it wasn't as good as the rugby brawl on SSN (NCFC) - Fozzybear, Apr 13, 21:38:29
  - handbags or a bit more than that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Wayne Biggins, Apr 13, 20:31:48
Good win and great atmosphere. (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 13, 18:03:08
- The reason we haven't heard from Selwyn (NCFC) - Fozzybear, Apr 13, 18:18:12
matty patty (NCFC) - conkers, Apr 10, 21:08:45
- Got any on Fotheringham and Cureton? (NCFC) - pants, Apr 10, 22:41:05
  - 5k a week.. (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 10, 23:33:09
    - I hear this when the support is good (NCFC) - pants, Apr 10, 23:46:47
      - Curo is easy, he's not good enough anymore. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 11, 10:23:52
      - you're really weird (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 10, 23:51:49
        
        high five (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 11, 00:02:51
        
        The G8, Nick Harper (NCFC) - pants, Apr 10, 23:55:09
- Good theory (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 10, 21:14:39
  - delias 11 million doesnt include her shares i think (NCFC) - conkers, Apr 10, 21:21:05
    - fans got in for nothing for the last 3 years + (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 10, 21:24:59
      - roast chicken and becks for me (NCFC) - conkers, Apr 10, 21:31:28
Sir Michael Parkinson: 'Jade Goody was a wretched role model' (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 7, 12:42:18
- To be fair she did represent something that is wrong with this country... (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 7, 13:38:06
  - I bet you've gruffed yourself off over a piccy of Danielle Lloyd though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 7, 14:32:18
- Totally unnecessary really. I thought Charlie Brooker in his Newswipe show last week (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 7, 13:13:35
  - and for those that missed it... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 7, 13:17:15
    - Oooh, forgot about that. Chairs. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 7, 13:20:16
      - Lol at Paxman (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 7, 13:32:51
    - Is that as good as the other show he does? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 7, 13:18:19
      - The set up of the show, I was trying to think of what it reminded me of, who whether it (General Chat) - pants, Apr 7, 13:20:57
        
        the gay guy who killed himself? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 7, 13:55:21
        
        no (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 7, 14:17:21
        
        I guess. I thought he was really funny (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 7, 14:16:59
      - As good if not better. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 7, 13:20:22
        
        ooh will have to do a watch (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 7, 13:55:37
      - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 7, 13:19:12
- It's getting so fucking boring the way the media and news is today (General Chat) - pants, Apr 7, 13:10:12
  - Totally agree with you. See my post above. (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 7, 13:39:21
- what you have said about Jade may be true, yes she did face those terrible odds as a child (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 7, 12:46:37
  - yes.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 7, 12:52:03
    - thank you (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 7, 12:54:03
    - So what has Parky ever done that's so fabulous? OK JG grew up on a sink estate - not her f (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 7, 12:53:32
      - I'm with Parkie on this one. It's a sad state of a nation when the absolute lowest common (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 7, 12:58:17
        
        Here, here. (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 7, 13:39:51
        
        show her kebab (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 7, 13:00:18
        
        I fully agree. This has been no great education about cancer; we have learned nothing new (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 7, 13:02:21
        
        ; ) (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 7, 12:59:10
      - Agreed. The poor girl is fucking dead, there are plenty of alive arseholes to complain (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 7, 12:57:30
        
        Well done Sir, you speak for the vast majority who have been appalled by this woman, the m (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 7, 13:02:28
      - Without wanting to casue too much of a barney....... (General Chat) - megson, Apr 7, 12:57:06
        
        Sure Jade reflects elements of our society that we should not be celebrating but that is a (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 7, 12:59:46
      - we could all fight with a million for doing f*** all (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 7, 12:55:46
        
        And what has Parkison done, except sit around and fawn and grovel over all and sundry and (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 7, 12:56:52
        
        Outstanding piece Parky. However its shocking it takes a Knight of the realm to voice what (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 7, 12:59:10
        
        Outstanding piece my arse, pick on a dead person's fucking easy why not say it last month (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 7, 13:04:54
        
        Finally someone with sense talking,I was starting to think I was the only person who thoug (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 7, 13:08:19
  - Although it's been nigh on impossible I've avoided as much (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 7, 12:51:47
    - I fully agree. This has been no great education about cancer; we have learned nothing new (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 7, 13:01:33
      - Okay I've finally read the comments (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 7, 13:04:01
        
        pwned. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 7, 13:05:01
  - ^ You are Max Clifford and I claim my five pounds. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 7, 12:47:46
    - Max Clifford, how exactly has Jade 'saved countless lives of young women through her battl (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 7, 13:04:33
- pedantic twat (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 7, 12:45:50
  - VVVVVVVVV (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 7, 12:48:01
- Jack is a legend? (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 7, 12:44:19
Following on from the subject of drinking yesterday... (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 6, 12:43:01
- overshare (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 6, 13:26:51
  - ol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 6, 13:29:18
- I have hangover horn.... (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Apr 6, 13:20:34
- You're a freak that you only do it on a Sunday (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 6, 13:01:23
  - If you put masturbation on your CV do you think you would still get... (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 6, 13:12:10
    - Only if you're going for a job as a sperm doner (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 6, 13:35:48
  - LOL! (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 6, 13:07:35
    - do you prefer plastic porno or down and dirty gritty homemade shit, trying to find women (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 6, 13:16:57
      - Amateur stuff. Its the only porn i will watch.... (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 6, 13:21:04
        
        Me too. Real all the way. (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 6, 13:31:11
- HA HA HA HA HA ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 6, 12:57:27
- rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 6, 12:48:27
- Hangover Horn (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 6, 12:46:59
  - So your saying that "Hangover Horn" is scientifically recognised? (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 6, 12:48:35
    - Yes, and it happens to a greater or lesser degree to all blokes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 6, 12:49:48
      - But you dont get a massive rush of testosterone though... (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 6, 12:54:53
        
        I can't explain it, I are not a proper scientist avec white coat. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 6, 12:58:02
        
        You experience it yourself though? (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 6, 12:58:55
        
        Oh yeah, sometimes. Needs to be a proper session though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 6, 12:59:45
        
        I can get it after about 3 pints. Who needs oysters! (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 6, 13:01:41
        
        I get it every time (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 6, 12:59:44
        
        There all coming out now. (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 6, 13:01:00
        
        Come on hands up! (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 6, 13:02:13
        
        me (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 6, 13:07:23
        
        me too. The wife has started spiking my tea lately. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 6, 13:18:07
        
        time for the sound of tiny clogs (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 6, 13:23:18
        
        When he spikes the tea with rohypnol is when I'll really start worrying (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 6, 13:27:05
        
        Errm. I meant "she". Honest. *whistles* (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 6, 13:27:48
        
        *he* (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 6, 13:27:39
        
        hey, we are sho very liberal in ze nezzerlendsh (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 6, 13:28:53
      - what about after exercise? (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 6, 12:53:53
        
        there was a bloke at my old gym who wanked over the sauna coals (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 6, 13:08:53
        
        Did he extinguish the sauna coals? (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 6, 13:13:27
        
        did it put you off going in there? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 6, 13:12:08
        
        I only found out about it a couple of weeks ago (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 6, 13:14:48
        
        Which gym is this? (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 6, 13:15:49
        
        one near Cambridge (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 6, 13:16:34
        
        Ive never experienced that.... (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 6, 12:57:50
      - I see, what is very frustrating is ... (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 6, 12:53:00
        
        where would you hide it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 6, 12:54:19
        
        In a vagina or anus? (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Apr 6, 12:58:25
It's happened again (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 6, 09:05:10
- nice pair of plums (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 6, 11:54:18
- Is it my imagination, or are CC's eyes saying "help me" ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 6, 10:03:02
  - he's looking a tad sad! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 6, 10:31:31
- YCHTMPOCCICR (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 6, 09:08:50
  - See, you say that. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 6, 09:12:44
    - y'see now, obviously it's a little odd and really if it should be that worrying to you (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 6, 09:43:14
    - I know. He's a bit of a wrong un. Surprising as there is no other evidence of repetitive (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 6, 09:15:55
      - The world would be a meaner nastier bleaker place without XXL and Daphne's pics of capt. c (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 6, 09:28:50
        
        You're going to have to meet jafski - he's bonkers (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 6, 09:34:34
        
        I wish Jelly John would stop coming, every time he does we lose, he's a fat (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 6, 10:09:45
        
        he's gained some timber recently hasn't he? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 6, 10:11:02
        
        I don't think its just jelly, I think he has added blancmange to his stature. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 6, 10:16:21
        
        Did you think the pub was *extra* busy on Saturday? i know that it was being lauded on the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 6, 10:27:09
        
        It was busy, I got in at 12.45 and all the tables were taken and it just (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 6, 10:53:39
        
        what pub and at what time? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 6, 10:45:25
        
        ...the one that loj and I were in - have a guess (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 6, 10:49:04
        
        Cricketers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 6, 10:54:34
        
        idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 6, 10:55:13
        
        ummm........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 6, 10:52:15
        
        No Chelts, it was The King's Arms on Hall Road. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 6, 10:55:45
        
        ah. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 6, 11:05:38
        
        And I was over served, I'm considering including you and Garry Brooke in my legal action (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 6, 09:39:12
        
        ok (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 6, 09:41:18
        
        That tends to happen. Gary Brookes is a bugger for it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 6, 09:41:13
        
        He had 127 drinks on Satdee. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 6, 09:42:36
        
        And I left my phone in the taxi. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 6, 10:22:54
        
        Did you get it back? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 6, 10:25:57
        
        I rang it up. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 6, 10:27:18
        
        I was struggling by then as well. What time was it? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 6, 10:31:40
        
        About half-nine? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 6, 10:33:25
        
        How the mighty have fallen. 9:30, on a Saturday night. Oh dear. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 6, 10:38:58
        
        They are really really big specs, though. Hard not to say something. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 6, 09:43:21
        
        Big specs, small cardigans (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 6, 10:35:09
        
        Are they as big as these specs.... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 6, 09:53:55
        
        Cripes! No, not quite that big. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 6, 09:59:11
        
        Dunt I feel bad about that, poor lad. Just doing his job and some drunken middle aged nob (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 6, 09:45:27
        
        Didn't see smell my pipe, Dennis Healey was the best one. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 6, 09:36:34
        
        Spuz, but it's also a bit waird. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 6, 09:32:53
        
        That's a Shay. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 6, 09:33:52
Carney is shit (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 5, 10:25:52
Scotland's number 2, Scotland, Scotland's number 2.... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 4, 11:32:35
- we did that yesterday (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 4, 11:42:47
  - although it did get lost amongst a shitload of other drivel (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 4, 14:32:55
The Rock is on Soccer AM this morning. (Other Football) - lurd, Apr 4, 09:06:29
- Yes, it appears to be heavily cinnamon based (n/m) (Other Football) - Muddyfunster, Apr 4, 10:36:40
- So are a couple of my Luton-supporting mates (n/m) (Other Football) - theguru, Apr 4, 09:26:55
  - my luton mates are goin to wembley tomorrow. (Other Football) - lurd, Apr 4, 10:58:07
Anyone paying off a student loan? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 3, 18:43:03
- just change the direct debit (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 3, 18:45:53
  - I'm guessing as with most, its not a direct debit, it comes out of your PAYE wages (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 3, 20:21:35
    - You can arrange overpayments with the student loans company (General Chat) - Kangol Canary, Apr 3, 21:43:06
Holding company scam (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 2, 19:36:40
- You really are thick aren't you? (NCFC) - Butterworth, Apr 3, 05:12:40
- But if they do get away with it (NCFC) - Exile, Apr 2, 22:09:50
- I dont really care what they do, I wont take any pride in staying up (NCFC) - conker, Apr 2, 21:09:14
  - I'd be happy to stay up (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Apr 2, 21:26:11
- If its going to be discussed at the next football league board meeting (NCFC) - ede, Apr 2, 21:08:56
- as SCC said... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 2, 20:08:13
  - I said it first and SCC copied me... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 2, 21:15:22
  - rolf, stop stealing my lines (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 2, 21:12:08
  - So what Leicester City did was ok? (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 2, 20:57:21
  - admit it, you're in love with SCC (n/m) (NCFC) - Duke Of Cock, Apr 2, 20:27:54
    - I did just do it for a laugh (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 2, 20:41:12
      - you cheeky chap (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 2, 20:44:05
  - Come off it both of you. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 2, 20:24:32
    - Indeed. I don't think this is about admin at all. (n/m) (NCFC) - TheHoolahanElement, Apr 2, 20:29:14
      - I think they want to administrate each other (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 2, 20:33:12
  - I hardly think you can compare the two. (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 2, 20:24:07
- Whatever happened to the good old-fashioned administration...a la scum? (n/m) (NCFC) - TheHoolahanElement, Apr 2, 20:07:33
- Thinking about what happened to Leeds (NCFC) - Sir Lurkalot, Apr 2, 19:45:27
  - Leeds were fined 15 points (NCFC) - Badger, Apr 2, 19:59:50
    - Ah, I see. (n/m) (NCFC) - Sir Lurkalot, Apr 2, 20:12:13
- what we did with the loan rule is a scam too (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 2, 19:42:14
Protest XI...Ian Riot (riot riot) (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 1, 12:48:39
- Geoff Emilypankhurst (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:50:43
- Billy Bragga Bouba Diop (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:45:32
- Paul FathersforJustInce (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:32:31
- Peter TatchellHaj Djiouf (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:31:55
- Bob Dylandy Marshall (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:30:51
- Anarchistiano Ronaldo (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:29:47
- Swampy Tercrouch (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 1, 13:28:14
- Alentil munching soap dodging Lee (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Apr 1, 13:25:19
- Andrew Lets-all-live-in-a-Cave-Brown (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 13:08:11
- G(eoff) 20-man (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 1, 13:07:57
- Darren Tree Huggerby (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Apr 1, 13:06:17
- cody smash up macdonalds (n/m) (NCFC) - micky maguire, Apr 1, 13:05:56
  - Tooo slowwwwwwww (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 13:07:09
- Cody Trash MacDonalds (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 13:05:48
- Geoff Police Horsefield (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Apr 1, 13:05:42
- eat the RICHard Gough (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 1, 13:05:18
- Graham Poll Tax (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 1, 13:05:04
- Robert Newworldorderman (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 13:05:00
- Gorden seize the Banks (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 13:03:57
- George Weah shall not be moved (n/m) (NCFC) - nixon, Apr 1, 13:03:01
- DimiTeargas Berbatov (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Apr 1, 13:02:48
- Robert Green (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 13:02:18
- Andr? St?phane Pikey (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 13:01:25
  - Careful. That got Martin Brundles in trouble. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 13:03:22
- Anti-globalisation Niemi (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 13:00:33
- Brian Gunn hidden in my rucksack (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 1, 13:00:07
- Joseph Dunt Desire Job (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 12:58:31
  - Like that (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 12:59:50
- david MAYhem (n/m) (NCFC) - micky maguire, Apr 1, 12:58:08
- Dimitar Molotov (n/m) (NCFC) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Apr 1, 12:57:36
- Geoff PoliceHorsefield (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 1, 12:54:27
- Bruce Dyer-ect Action (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 1, 12:54:15
- jason shackell (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 1, 12:53:25
  - cesc fabreGAS (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 1, 12:54:01
    - you've changed (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 1, 14:34:31
- Darren Ruckerby (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 1, 12:52:08
  - David Bentley right round a lampost (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 12:52:54
Don't care if it's lacking in class, I would LOVE it if Southampton went into admin. (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 1, 12:37:16
- You wold love it if they went into administration 3 times (n/m) (NCFC) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Apr 1, 18:29:14
- well you are northern (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 1, 12:43:50
  - Am I? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 1, 12:48:44
    - thought you were ingi (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 1, 12:52:39
      - strangely enough the only other person to call me a northerner was a southampton fan (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 1, 12:54:25
        
        you are from northfolk, as oppossed to southfolk (n/m) (NCFC) - micky maguire, Apr 1, 12:59:19
2 scotch eggs, salt and vinegar walkers and a cup of lemon tea. (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Apr 1, 11:53:44
- Erm.... Hello?!?!? (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, Apr 1, 18:22:42
- uitsmijter vlot op wit brood outside in the luvverly sunshine (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 12:29:26
  - A mouthful of jizz off the office junior^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:31:51
    - I am the office junior (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 1, 12:48:16
- Seared Alaskan Salmon on a bed of radiccio with a shiitake mushroom and champagne foam (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:22:11
- Three - yes that's THREE - big old brown, oaty baps... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 1, 12:17:38
- Pasta with ham in a cream and white wine sauce. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 1, 12:09:50
- beans on hot buttered toast, grated chedder....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 1, 12:08:21
  - saturated (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 1, 12:21:21
    - pre guiness drinking evening at the pub watching england food (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 1, 12:31:57
      - I can't bloody see England from here (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:32:40
        
        ... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 1, 12:33:57
        
        shame (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:36:06
        
        go outside then adolf (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 1, 12:38:45
        
        and then exzackley who would do all the work here? eh? eh? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:40:34
        
        N1 looking good (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 1, 12:37:43
        
        yep, top of their group ... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 12:50:30
- Who moose w/seeded pitta bread. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 11:58:43
- you'll get the shits (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Apr 1, 11:54:40
  - From which luncheon element....or is it the combination?? (n/m) (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Apr 1, 11:58:44
    - i think its the scotch eggs x2 and the lemon tea (General Chat) - micky maguire, Apr 1, 12:00:44
      - I'd have thought he would be more likely to be egg-bound than have the squits (n/m) (General Chat) - Tron, Apr 1, 12:08:03
        
        Eggsactly. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 12:11:42
        
        Have I fuck (General Chat) - Small, Apr 1, 12:23:09
        
        I think he was yolking (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 1, 12:20:02
        
        true (n/m) (General Chat) - micky maguire, Apr 1, 12:56:13
UnOfficial WayAy SMS: Shearer to be new Newcastle manager. (Other Football) - Yellalee, Mar 31, 22:48:27
- Couple of hours early mate, the real news tomorrow is that Huckerby (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Mar 31, 23:12:00
  - Just for one day a year? (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Mar 31, 23:27:14
  - You couldn't make that up (Other Football) - Bryan Salad Surgery, Mar 31, 23:14:25
- really? (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Mar 31, 22:54:24
  - Yep. SSN... (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Mar 31, 22:55:29
    - not official yet though... (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Mar 31, 22:55:49
      - Nothing online as yet. (Other Football) - lurd, Mar 31, 22:57:38
        
        unconfirmed reports... (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Mar 31, 23:02:54
- lmao (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 31, 22:51:11
Just had a text of my brother (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 27, 09:56:21
- I really don't think Lee should be mixing with Mullers (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 27, 10:03:27
  - I saw them together at the V festival in 2007... (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Mar 27, 10:25:25
  - might be warning him not to follow his example? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 10:19:54
    - Or telling him where the best Guinness and KFC outlets are (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 27, 10:27:04
      - actually, i'd be quite interested in the Guinness one too (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 10:29:05
  - You know him? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 27, 10:12:31
- Lee being your brother right? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 27, 09:59:53
My birthday today and off to spend the weekend in Berlin. (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 27, 09:35:34
- Olympic Stadium is well worth a visit (General Chat) - mr carra, Mar 27, 10:07:19
  - yep - me and pape diop...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 10:10:44
- Happy birthday! We enjoyed Berlin, we were a bit WW2 touristy though (General Chat) - megson, Mar 27, 10:03:35
  - Oh and checkpoint charlie was interesting. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 27, 10:04:26
    - not to mention the bierhauses and whores. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 10:11:46
      - I was there on honeymoon so.....................! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 27, 10:56:45
        
        your missus bought you a threesome as a wedding present? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 11:01:39
- huppy barfdee. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 09:55:22
- Berlin isn't really Germany in the same way (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 09:53:03
  - Hitler's bunker is under a residential car park. Nothing to see whatsoever (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 27, 09:56:46
    - I know. I've looked for it the last two times and didn't manage. Half-heartedly to be fair (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 09:58:00
      - saw a documentry on sky, isnt it now covered by.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 10:02:12
        
        that's Chantry (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 10:03:05
        
        depends........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 10:05:16
      - Do one of the walking tours that leaves from Zoo - lasts about 5 hours (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 27, 10:00:41
        
        Last time I was there was last year for this (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 10:06:55
  - Holland is (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 09:53:30
    - What ? Really Germany ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 09:56:57
- I'm going there Wednesday (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 09:50:58
- Berlin is pretty shit (General Chat) - SnakePitSteve, Mar 27, 09:48:25
- Many happy returns. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 27, 09:45:09
- happy buffday (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 27, 09:41:37
  - Oh yes, where are my manners? Happy bday lurd (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 09:45:49
    - um well my mates used to call me 'bird' cos i've got a bit of a beak nose (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 27, 09:54:54
      - Mate of mine was like that at a similar age - we called him Trill. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 09:57:26
        
        Oh and Happy Buffday, beaky. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 09:57:41
        
        Yeah, happy returns Big Nose (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 27, 09:58:23
        
        Haha thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 27, 09:59:16
        
        ..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 27, 10:04:12
- does he know? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 09:41:12
- If raising your arm to point at a passing aeroplane, remember to extend one finger (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 27, 09:40:44
  - Norfolk people are always pointing at the metal birds. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 09:41:19
    - quite a lot of them in the Jarrold Stand (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 09:51:26
      - Oi!!!!!!!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 09:53:07
        
        you must see them then (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 10:08:27
        
        that's us (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 27, 10:13:31
        
        or AB in his coat (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 27, 10:25:25
- Don't mention the war. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 27, 09:38:06
Bertrand has really mpressed me in the last few games (NCFC) - goppo, Mar 22, 10:54:16
- I think Butterworth must be behind the transformation in our defence (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Mar 22, 11:01:26
  - Agreed, Semi + Berty look back to their best, Shacks + Doc solid as ever (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Mar 22, 11:14:15
    - Shax & Doc looked like Laurel & Hardy when together last year, they look organised now (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Mar 22, 11:17:40
- Back to how he was when he first joined last season (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 22, 10:55:37
  - yup. He's stronger & harder into the tackle now though (n/m) (NCFC) - goppo, Mar 22, 10:57:47
    - Just in time for him to go back to Chelsea.. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 22, 11:01:33
      - Wouldn't it be great if we could actually sign him up!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - goppo, Mar 22, 12:18:13
Looks like Quedrue was mouthing "fucking racist" (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 22, 10:47:25
- Just seen the highlights - I thought that as well (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 22, 22:43:57
- Was "fucking prick" wasn't it ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 22, 10:52:27
  - Have to check back later but i thought it started off as "fucking cunt" then subsequently (NCFC) - woody, Mar 22, 11:39:02
    - Yeah but to be fair to him (NCFC) - South stand corner, Mar 22, 20:34:44
  - Yep - was Fucking Cunt then Fucking Prick (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 22, 11:36:44
  - I've been called a fucking prick more times than I've had hot dinners and am therefore (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 22, 11:00:26
  - Yep, Twas' That... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Mar 22, 10:57:29
    - Frank Q is a twat as well though. (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 22, 11:00:41
  - that's what i read it as too (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 22, 10:56:59
  - thats what i thought (n/m) (NCFC) - goppo, Mar 22, 10:54:41
    - you might be right.. before yesterday i would have agreed! (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 22, 10:56:29
- Had he heard about Jade then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, Mar 22, 10:47:50
Arshavin = poor mans Wes Hoolahan (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 21, 23:41:40
what a manager redknapp is (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 21, 23:08:01
- I still love Crouch a bit (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Mar 21, 23:32:32
  - he gave an interview on Absolute radio yesterday morning (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 21, 23:38:00
  - yeah me too (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 21, 23:37:12
- yeah, but O'Neill bottled the Villa game... (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 21, 23:14:26
- yeah (Other Football) - Small, Mar 21, 23:11:48
  - that sort of competition for places brings out the best (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 21, 23:17:34
    - Unlikely he'll be there next season. (Other Football) - lurd, Mar 21, 23:24:48
- he's a top top twat (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Mar 21, 23:09:34
  - ^^backed chelsea today (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 21, 23:17:57
    - i didn't back anyone (Other Football) - lurd, Mar 21, 23:23:54
Iwan Roberts Twitter (NCFC) - pants, Mar 21, 22:19:57
- Do you know where Greens is? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 21, 22:30:11
  - doubtful (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 21, 22:35:49
    - And they're under starters orders... (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Mar 21, 22:37:25
      - Someone cut out the middle man and tell me it's all my fault (NCFC) - pants, Mar 21, 22:50:01
        
        It's all your fault (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 21, 22:59:33
      - lol i assure you we're not (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 21, 22:39:29
- anal floss (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 21, 22:29:15
- You forgot the other one "Just seen flem at greens" (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 21, 22:28:34
- could be confused with conker's (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Mar 21, 22:27:51
- naughty (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 21, 22:23:53
Just watched the "highlights" on The Championship (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 22:25:05
- bloody hell (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 16, 06:29:42
- They showed Freddie Eastwood have a shot wide (NCFC) - Mr Eko, Mar 16, 00:09:52
- wait until we are in the 1st division (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 15, 22:31:56
  - Isn't happening. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 22:37:35
    - He's right. (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 15, 22:54:26
      - Is that flight? Brilliant if so. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 23:00:18
        
        Hent BBC got the F1 too? (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Mar 15, 23:01:46
        
        Yes they have the F1 and I seem to remember that the beeb coverage of the leagues... (NCFC) - wgf500, Mar 15, 23:02:45
        
        ... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 15, 23:06:05
        
        And Jake Humphreys out of Norwich is the new face of F1 (NCFC) - Small, Mar 15, 23:18:57
        
        That BBC F1 advert... what famous car chase is it? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 15, 23:25:42
        
        Yup with DC as well (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Mar 15, 23:19:22
        
        I didn't realise they had the league cup as well - jubblies (NCFC) - wgf500, Mar 15, 23:16:14
        
        Hopefully they'll find a use for BBC3* (NCFC) - Small, Mar 15, 23:44:11
        
        I like Adrian Chileses. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 23:22:58
        
        yep (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 15, 23:23:49
        
        Excellent. They really cannot do worse than 25 minutes a week of Championship highlights (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 23:10:46
        
        Yes, yes, yes! everytime I see him I want to put my foot through his teeth. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Mar 15, 23:14:24
        
        We're here, outside the Madejski Stadium (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 15, 23:13:05
        
        Flight = what you get if you try to do "roight" on a jesusPhone. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 15, 23:01:19
        
        I struggle using wrath on my jesus foon, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Mar 15, 23:13:03
If Reading go up, do you think they'll sell Moody to us? (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 15, 13:46:19
- Possibly... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Mar 15, 14:07:15
- pends if we stay yup i spuz (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 15, 13:56:05
zzzzzzzzzzzz (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 17:45:32
- GAY Matthew Gibson WW2 Raymond De Waard Compression Pantslol (n/m) (General Chat) - Duke Of Cock, Mar 13, 20:44:15
- scum sign dos santos (n/m) (General Chat) - Mr Eko, Mar 13, 18:00:10
  - I thought you were jesting earlier (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 21:49:38
  - Last throw of the dice for Magilton. Too late though with their run-in :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - TheDribblingKnight, Mar 13, 19:46:19
    - At this level, he's could be as good as any exciting winger though (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 21:52:49
      - ie, if he can recreate his barca form, he's going to be like Lennon or Wright Phillips for (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 21:57:16
  - fucking hell, how did they manage that!? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 13, 18:59:01
    - Slipped Harry a brown envelope, at a guess (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 13, 19:00:48
      - at first impression, I can't think of who I'm thinking of who could make that impact (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 22:03:22
1 can Heinz beans, 3 very well done toasts, 2 fried eggs, brown sauce. (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 12, 12:31:45
- cold leftover lasagne, 2 blue riband for afters (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 12, 13:02:31
- Bread and Cantal. (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 12, 12:57:38
- obviously forgot to check on the toast (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 12, 12:56:04
  - Or he was complimenting them... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 12, 12:58:04
    - could be (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 12, 13:01:20
- Gado Gado soup and a cheese tosti (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 12, 12:54:10
- Cor. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 12:47:10
- nice one, patriotic - tho i've gone all poncy italian.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 12, 12:34:01
- hope they wunt ex large eggs (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 12, 12:33:54
- someones gonna have some pleasant farts (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 12, 12:33:38
Saw Ched Evans and Stephen Ireland in a pet shop yesterday lunchtime. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 12, 11:34:04
- I thought you were setting up a gag. Can you stop posting facts please? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cart Gap Disco, Mar 12, 12:14:20
  - "Saw Ched Evans and Stephen Ireland in a pet shop yesterday lunchtime (NCFC) - Cart Gap Disco, Mar 12, 12:25:24
- I saw Wes and his mrs loading something into his Land Rover at the sign place on St. Crisp (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 12, 12:02:35
- i bet they were trying to buy a sheepdog (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 12, 11:36:00
  - 2 Cotton-eared Marmosets actually. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 12, 11:38:03
    - how disappointing (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 12, 12:07:56
- I (n/m) (NCFC) - Mr Eko, Mar 12, 11:35:58
  - I was reviving the much maligned "3rd-person post" WOTB meme. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 12, 11:58:28
Breaking EDP stories (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 10, 13:34:15
- "Major Ken Lillicrap" (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 10, 13:36:00
  - remember christopher lillicrap, tv kids presenter?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 10, 13:37:01
    - I played hockey with a Mark (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Mar 10, 13:40:26
      - I had a shit in a flower bed (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 10, 13:41:49
      - Whoops - it was a Mark Lillicrap (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Mar 10, 13:41:48
      - so did i..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 10, 13:41:04
        
        Smudger? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 10, 13:42:57
        
        "smithy" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 10, 13:47:11
When I eat garlic, I smell it out of just one finger on my left hand for days. (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 10, 13:09:38
- That is truly weird (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 10, 13:38:30
- stop picking your hole (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 10, 13:26:50
- This should cure it (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 10, 13:23:03
- I'm not alone? thought it was just me. Garlic fingers are nasty (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 10, 13:11:12
  - Garlic is the food of the Gods (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Mar 10, 13:15:37
    - No, that's mushrooms. We've agred that on here before (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 10, 13:30:03
    - I agree. (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 10, 13:28:13
  - you can buy something from lakeland that you rub on your hands (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 10, 13:12:36
    - rub them on a stainless steel sink (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 10, 13:35:42
    - I'm not falling for that one again (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 10, 13:16:10
    - Old trick I learnt in my kitchen days. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 10, 13:15:26
      - No, the thing is, the smell comes after I eat it, I don't need to touch the stuff! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 10, 13:29:03
        
        When you eat garlic, it does tend to come out via the pores. My advice is to wash more of (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 10, 14:11:13
      - Yes chopping about 200 cloves to make fresh garlic butter soon learns ya. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 10, 13:24:28
    - Fresh lemon juice helps (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 10, 13:14:38
      - ^^ He knows. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 10, 13:15:45
        
        thanks both, will try that next time. (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 10, 13:16:36
        
        domestos on the fingers - kills all known germs (and smells) dead. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 10, 13:17:34
Apparently they are getting a mini-bus back to Norwich (n/m) (NCFC) - 1902, Mar 7, 16:55:39
- Would imagine the only reason they flew is so they didn't miss their night out in Mercy (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 7, 16:58:27
- They should be made to walk back (n/m) (NCFC) - marco, Mar 7, 16:56:41
  - don`t fucking come back (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Mar 7, 16:58:12
anyone else signing the petition now ? or are you sleeping (n/m) (NCFC) - 1902, Mar 7, 16:33:26
- nothing has changed (n/m) (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Mar 7, 16:42:15
- what use will it do? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 7, 16:37:15
  - rumblings within the ranks is the start of all change (n/m) (NCFC) - 1902, Mar 7, 16:40:12
    - change in what way? (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 7, 16:40:54
FUCK (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 7, 16:32:52
... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 6, 23:01:35
- i met them at latitude (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 6, 23:06:37
  - only the once? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 6, 23:19:35
I can't quite believe that we're making the players pay for their own flights (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 12:02:50
- The clubs thinking about it's carbon footprint (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 6, 12:18:43
  - Is that why we don't challenge for a place in europe anymore (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 6, 12:24:08
  - Fuck the planet, we need the points (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 6, 12:23:30
- My employer doesn't pay my travel costs for me to get to work. (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 6, 12:15:53
  - Mine does (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 12:39:16
  - I get expenses for business travel though. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 6, 12:21:27
  - Is also a good point, allthough i have claimed travel expenses for going to another office (NCFC) - megson, Mar 6, 12:18:12
  - Mine does if I have to work away from the usual workplace. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 12:17:54
    - And they pay you ?8k per week as well? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 6, 12:20:47
      - I don't think a large salary should exclude one from being entitled to claim reasonable tr (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 12:27:54
        
        they could MegaBus it for a ?1 (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 6, 12:30:49
      - But his work doesn't generate ?xmillion a year in season ticket sales (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 12:24:27
- I'm surprised this bothers you, we take the coach to 90% of games, (NCFC) - megson, Mar 6, 12:15:47
  - BIG GAME (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 12:23:44
    - Could pay for all the fans too to make that extra vocal effort too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 12:45:38
- they aren't MAKING them do anything (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 6, 12:11:46
- seems fair enough to me....... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 6, 12:09:07
- we should have kept some sort of deal with flybe (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 6, 12:06:52
- thinking back, did we make them pay for flights to Plymuf as well? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 6, 12:06:29
  - flybe (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 6, 12:07:10
- Why don't you pay for them ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 12:04:04
- Is the other option to go by coach? (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 12:03:33
  - or skip, though that would mean having left by now (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 6, 12:12:03
    - It's not that good for the knees though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 12:12:50
  - Indeed. Gunny is just trying to be evironmentally responsible (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 12:04:36
    - Flying is environmentally much worse than going by coach (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 12:05:55
      - Unless you go by Goose. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 12:11:38
        
        You fly jets long enough, something like this happens. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 6, 12:14:36
        
        Why couldn't they just go by Osmosis ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 12:13:17
        
        Because they aren't in solution, and there's not a semi-permiable membrane separating (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 6, 12:17:07
        
        Shit. Forgot about the semi-permiable membrane. You're right. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 12:40:07
      - Errr. Yes. So I suggested that he is trying to discourage them (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 12:08:47
      - which is why sih said 'indeed' (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 6, 12:08:01
      - the coach will still be driven up though (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 6, 12:07:57
  - yes (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 6, 12:04:21
    - I'm glad in that sense then. A coach that we already have (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 12:05:34
      - But they want to fly because they arrive in much better shape (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 12:09:00
        
        I thought you were aware of our financial position? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 6, 12:13:15
        
        Small expense relative to the importance of the game (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 12:25:27
        
        The poor little lambs (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 12:11:02
        
        I know. Billy Bremner must be turning in his grave (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Mar 6, 12:12:09
        
        Aye, at least it will still be faster than Hartson (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 12:12:42
I really like the whole Fothers thing, one of the decent things we've done here (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 11:34:45
- But if it turned out he was as good as he thought, he could have pissed off (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 6, 11:38:23
  - True (NCFC) - pants, Mar 6, 11:43:53
  - if he had been as good as he thought (NCFC) - Dave in France, Mar 6, 11:40:14
    - and....... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 6, 11:46:55
      - Think they did but he would only sign for a year. (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 6, 11:59:15
another loanee to sit on the bench-get someone decent ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 5, 16:29:32
- I actually agree. (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 5, 16:43:45
  - pants does (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 5, 16:45:42
    - pants hasn't said this (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 16:47:05
      - sorry,just assuming (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 5, 16:48:55
        
        You'll learn not to one day (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 16:50:24
- I actually agree. (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 5, 16:43:45
  - pants does (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 5, 16:45:19
    - pants hasn't said this (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 16:46:59
      - sorry,just assuming (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 5, 16:49:34
        
        You'll learn not to one day (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 16:50:18
- I actually agree. (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 5, 16:43:45
  - pants does (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 5, 16:44:58
    - pants hasn't said this (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 16:46:47
      - sorry,just assuming (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 5, 16:47:52
        
        You'll learn not to one day (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 16:50:12
        
        maybe maybe maybe (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 5, 16:51:58
- agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 5, 16:41:38
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 16:34:25
  - Bookmark that one. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 5, 16:36:49
  - why is that funny? dont you want any1 decent and proven at this level? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 5, 16:36:27
    - guess not-forgot youre still up rodents arse arnt you (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 5, 16:39:46
      - profound (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 16:40:59
Sky man here (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 09:09:30
- Prepare to never leave your tv again (General Chat) - pieman63, Mar 5, 09:28:28
- Worth seeing if he'll accept 'a drink' for any future work. We've had the same Sky man (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 5, 09:27:14
- I'm with Virgin - HD tastic (General Chat) - conker, Mar 5, 09:18:39
  - What's the point then? (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 5, 09:23:50
    - Basic Virgin box is HD ready unlike Sky (General Chat) - conker, Mar 5, 09:25:23
  - That's not what IED told us the other day (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 5, 09:20:59
    - What does he know about my tele? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 5, 09:25:35
      - You're the one claiming to be with him (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 5, 09:27:54
        
        Am I? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 5, 09:30:52
        
        Whooosh...V I R G I N (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 5, 09:32:31
        
        Im trying my best to avoid the tenuous link between me having Virgin TV (General Chat) - conker, Mar 5, 09:44:21
        
        just cos you got whooshed, don't take it out on us (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 5, 09:47:49
        
        You know when you've been whoosed (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 5, 10:09:58
        
        and also whooshed (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 5, 10:10:04
        
        I'm not sure if you deserve a whoosh here or me (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 5, 09:32:23
- Let us know when he's gone. If he stays more than 30 minutes spit in his face and call him (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 5, 09:18:04
- please make sure you keep us all updated!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 5, 09:15:22
  - Like that was ever in fucking doubt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 09:16:02
    - just making sure, you may forget to post once its up and running. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 5, 09:16:46
      - Sweepstake on 1st programme plussed (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 5, 09:20:31
        
        Deep Space 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 5, 10:00:25
        
        Get in! Or Red Dwarf (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 5, 09:25:48
        
        Too early in the day for Red Dwarf. AB's blatently will be playing with his new toy before (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Mar 5, 09:31:28
        
        I watched Red Dwarf last night, great stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 5, 09:44:43
        
        i get wood for series linkage (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 5, 09:25:04
If Fozyy goes,and Grounds is going back after Saturday, then that leaves 2 positions.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Mar 4, 09:34:31
- we need Grounds to stay big time (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 09:44:21
  - He cant (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Mar 4, 09:51:01
  - Don't think he can, can he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 09:48:00
  - Didn't Gunny say we can't ? (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Mar 4, 09:47:41
  - He's not allowed to. Once you do your 3 months, thats it. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 4, 09:47:04
    - oh that's a bit shit. We need to replace him with someone (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 09:58:24
      - When does the loan window close? I thought it was the end of March, but don't know (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 09:59:55
      - John O Shea (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Mar 4, 09:59:23
        
        How was he not sent off in the carling cup final? Lovely old bias (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 10:22:26
- 2 positions? Fozzy is not on loan (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Mar 4, 09:35:01
  - Yes but his wages will be freed is what I meant. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Mar 4, 09:36:21
    - I doubt if Preston will pay him what we've been paying him! (n/m) (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, Mar 4, 14:58:09
So it's that obvious? (NCFC) - conker, Mar 4, 09:32:55
- Leijer is left footed according to FM2009 (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 4, 09:41:14
  - I thought he was a centre back/right back but... (NCFC) - conker, Mar 4, 09:52:31
So I don't hex it (NCFC) - jayson blair, Mar 3, 23:20:26
- Lucky we play Blackpool then! (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 3, 23:28:48
Shacks doesn't sound the brightest, does he? (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Mar 3, 22:30:14
- Shacks a Wigger (NCFC) - Winger10, Mar 3, 22:36:37
  - The guy I bought my house off was named Mr Wigger (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Mar 3, 22:39:40
  - A what?? Is that a norfolk term? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Mar 3, 22:37:45
    - A racialist term for a white person who 'acts' black. Not good wrathing (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Mar 3, 22:49:46
- He doesn't even know how to operate a Sidekick, FFS! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 3, 22:33:22
  - A what??? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Mar 3, 22:34:32
    - it's like a Blackberry (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 3, 22:40:15
- It's funny... (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 3, 22:31:36
  - What do you expect.......... opinions on the economic problems. (n/m) (NCFC) - UScanary, Mar 3, 22:34:47
    - Nobody is saying they expect anything! Just an observation. (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Mar 3, 22:35:52
  - Hence the "doesn't sound...." >:o) (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Mar 3, 22:32:39
    - Content not presentation... (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 3, 22:33:24