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***Official SMS*** (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 1, 12:44:47
- Is he 6 feet AND 6 more inches? (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 1, 12:55:12
- Excellent news - looked a very good keeper on Saturday (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 1, 12:46:33
  - Looked solid. (NCFC) - Klobo04, Sep 1, 12:53:18
  - Ah but they didn't give him the extra special NCFC keepers test... (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Sep 1, 12:52:31
    - The ultimate NCFC keeper test is... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Sep 1, 12:56:19
      - Do you get extra credit... (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Sep 1, 12:58:18
        
        Not just falls over. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 1, 13:01:12
        
        * (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 1, 13:02:10
        
        ** (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 1, 13:03:49
        
        *** (NCFC) - Klobo04, Sep 1, 13:09:14
        
        Doherty falling over? (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 1, 13:01:05
        
        Full marks and a gold star (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Sep 1, 12:59:30
    - Very true! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 1, 12:53:47
- SMS for Theoklitos (NCFC) - APB, Sep 1, 12:45:26
  - Get your coat? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Sep 1, 12:54:41
    - Thanks. It's where I left it. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Sep 1, 12:56:44
  - He and Jurgen Colin have something in common (NCFC) - pants, Sep 1, 12:48:59
***Official SMS*** (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 1, 12:38:18
- What a great servant to our club. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 1, 12:42:50
  - You wot, you wot, you wot you wot you wot! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 1, 12:47:24
- Mutual consent (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 1, 12:39:08
  - efforts?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 1, 12:54:05
  - Hope we didn't pay him off... (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Sep 1, 12:47:18
    - The negotiations would have gone like this - (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Sep 1, 12:59:51
  - what 'efforts' (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Sep 1, 12:45:39
    - managing to avoid any slagging off whilst Henville was the villain of carrow road (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 1, 12:52:33
    - He may have been the life and soul of the rehab room... (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Sep 1, 12:48:49
    - For his appearance. Very well turned out in a continental stylee in the J'rold he was. As (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 1, 12:48:05
    - To be fair, him and Kennedy looked quite reasonable until they both crocked themselves. (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 1, 12:47:05
      - Read that Kennedy's career may be over now. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 1, 12:49:11
        
        Not surprised. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 1, 12:51:48
        
        Indeed. Shame though, he seemed a top bloke. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 1, 12:53:53
        
        Still probably earnt plenty to not rush to get a new job. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 1, 12:57:21
        
        Huh? (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 1, 13:00:25
        
        Does she need a prune? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Sep 1, 12:58:25
I bloody well don't (NCFC) - Dave in Switzerland, Sep 1, 12:31:13
- Why not? (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 1, 12:41:26
  - because my daughter will be too young to appreciate it this season. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in Switzerland, Sep 1, 12:47:07
    - Bit selfish. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 1, 12:50:47
      - not really (NCFC) - Dave in Switzerland, Sep 1, 12:53:09
- I do - as long as we get auto promotion as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 1, 12:33:47
Anyone else going tonight? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 1, 10:17:26
- Yup, and taking two extra to boost the numbers and make everyone happy. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Sep 1, 11:33:28
- i'm in (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 1, 11:31:20
- no but that may change! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Sep 1, 11:17:48
- Maybe. Was yestdee, then wasn't. Kinda tempted today to see some fringe players. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 1, 10:55:29
- i am, taking my two eldest (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Sep 1, 10:46:42
- Yes (NCFC) - duke of york, Sep 1, 10:42:10
- No (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 1, 10:31:45
- Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 1, 10:24:49
- I think I will. I want to see 'Elbows' Maric in action. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Sep 1, 10:18:59
- If I finish work early enough I might - can't say I'm enthused. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 10:18:30
  - can't find that pic (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 1, 10:32:18
    - I've done you a new one. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 1, 11:09:16
      - I know, it works. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 1, 11:27:32
  - do they still do the Paint Pot trophy games kicking off at 7pm? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 1, 10:28:49
  - It's just an excuse to go for a few beers with my brother really.. (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 1, 10:24:35
*Official SMS* Kris Renton on loan to Brechin (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Aug 31, 11:29:03
- I will miss him so much. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 31, 11:31:57
  - Me too, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Aug 31, 11:36:43
    - The next big thing. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 31, 11:37:36
      - He's not big (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 31, 12:05:01
        
        And he also managed to be our youth's top scorer last season... (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Aug 31, 12:20:06
        
        It was a literal post, not a disrespectful one (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 31, 12:22:07
        
        In what way am I not showing him respect? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 31, 12:21:30
        
        Maybe not you (if you weren't being sarcastic), but certainly the tone of the others (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Aug 31, 12:24:42
        
        I'm big (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 31, 12:30:58
- until 31st december (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Aug 31, 11:29:30
Hope Doc goes to Watford, I knew they hated him but this is quite funny. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 31, 10:57:56
- the politest reaction was... (NCFC) - conkers, Aug 31, 13:41:25
- Doc hasn't been pots and 3rd last year for being shit all the time. But it's time for him (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Aug 31, 11:06:47
  - The weird thing about Doc.. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 31, 11:12:11
    - Hang on a minute, every season Doc has played for us we have struggled? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Aug 31, 11:18:23
      - I still don't know how he won PotS in 2005-6. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 31, 11:24:01
        
        I always assume (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 31, 11:56:31
  - agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 31, 11:08:25
    - I think peole just associate our downfall with Doc joining and he is slow and clumsy (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Aug 31, 11:16:56
      - Doc isn't slow physically - in a foot race he's been a match for anyone (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Aug 31, 11:50:48
        
        I understand that he's actually one of the fastest at the club over 50 metres! (NCFC) - DICKY, Aug 31, 12:25:24
Not too much new there (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 31, 10:34:34
- He looks healthier. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 31, 10:42:50
  - Very healthy and a quick healer (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 31, 10:56:39
    - I'm entertaining the idea that the black eye incident, never happened. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 31, 10:58:12
- Was that the Gunn thing on SSN? (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Aug 31, 10:40:42
  - He apologised for hitting Crooky and that he deserved to go (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Aug 31, 10:42:10
    - see, we all knew that! (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Aug 31, 10:46:29
- Yeah good job we have a new CE (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Aug 31, 10:40:36
I'm sure they just said Gunny will be on a goals on sunday special tomorrow morning (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Aug 30, 12:56:16
- Be good to see him go back to his Marketing Job, sounded like he was good at it. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 30, 13:00:17
  - I don't think he'll ever work for the club again. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 30, 13:02:52
Thanks to WOTB once again for being the font of all knowledge (General Chat) - conker, Aug 30, 12:31:53
- If your PC is 3-4 years old, a clean format and reinstalling windows will do wonders. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 30, 12:46:03
  - I've got so much stuff on it (General Chat) - conker, Aug 30, 12:47:06
    - Get an external hard drive and back it all up. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 30, 12:54:24
- Something else to suggest if your fans are running a lot... (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 30, 12:34:05
  - don't hoover it like i did (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 30, 13:50:32
  - That's a good call (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 30, 12:43:07
This is unfortunate.. (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 30, 10:52:16
Quiet on here tonight. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 29, 17:01:54
- Thar.s 'cos we don't know how to react to an away win! (n/m) (NCFC) - bowfront1, Aug 29, 17:11:20
- People like to moan............fact. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 29, 17:04:56
Solid win.........Goodbye Doc......... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 29, 16:52:24
- only if Lambert (NCFC) - jayson blair, Aug 29, 17:28:49
- Don't get carried away because (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Aug 29, 17:03:30
  - How many times in recent years have we been the team to change that kind of run? (NCFC) - conker, Aug 29, 17:07:35
  - But we always lose when a team hasn't won for months. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 29, 17:06:59
    - That was in the Championship (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Aug 29, 17:08:58
Late fitness test for Alnwick (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 28, 09:53:03
- Reading that (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 28, 10:00:20
  - I thought opinion was that he was OK in preseason, made a few mistakes but didn't look too (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 28, 10:22:00
    - Not a clue (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 28, 11:02:01
      - I thought you may have seen him play as you attend more games than most. (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 28, 11:30:04
        
        Yeah but only proper first team games (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 28, 11:49:09
  - I should think Rudd will start if Alnwick is still injured (NCFC) - Jambocanary, Aug 28, 10:19:27
  - Or maybe he doesn't want the shame of ever having to pick Theoklitis (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 28, 10:17:26
    - Too much of a risk right now (NCFC) - conker, Aug 28, 10:32:05
  - Yes, indeed, that crossed my mind too... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 28, 10:02:09
    - Or a bit shit (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 28, 10:09:14
- i heard that nelson will start tomorrow (NCFC) - micky maguire, Aug 28, 09:57:10
  - It seems as with Tuesday night that Lambert is trying different pairs in a match situation (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 28, 10:00:30
    - I think he's chosen his front two, if they keep doing ok (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 28, 11:01:39
    - after tuesday he can't play the doc or spilaine, so nelson it is i supose (NCFC) - micky maguire, Aug 28, 10:06:14
      - Well that was kind of my theory that he hase seen (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 28, 10:15:45
        
        Askou and Spillane already played together against Wycombe. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 28, 10:17:03
        
        Damn I knew I missed a game but my reasoning holds... (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 28, 10:17:54
      - If that is the case shirley it can't be possible for him to play as bad again..? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 28, 10:07:05
        
        whos shirley? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 28, 10:55:14
        
        I'm in a very small minority (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 28, 10:17:42
        
        hope not (n/m) (NCFC) - micky maguire, Aug 28, 10:11:08
- I hadn't realised that Gill was injured (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 28, 09:55:38
  - I think he is still shit, regardless of injury. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 28, 09:56:32
- GILL AND OTJ INJURED (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 28, 09:55:05
  - easily. At least you know where u are with an empty space (n/m) (NCFC) - bobble, Aug 28, 10:04:42
  - convenient (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 28, 09:59:38
    - definition of convenient (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 28, 10:01:29
      - isn't a slight strain or a slight injury, just a public way of saying (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 28, 10:04:33
        
        Well it certainly is a bit confusing (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 28, 10:09:52
        
        breathing too heavily or other bodily functions that it is a bit too early to go it too (n/m) (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 28, 10:23:10
Explain this then "Sir" Clevor Trever (Other Football) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 28, 09:26:44
- How come the bright sparks in the FA and Met couldn't see... (Other Football) - DemoniCanary, Aug 28, 10:27:17
  - I was the same when that one was drawn out of the pot, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Aug 28, 10:33:26
- Every time I read about this, it makes me feel a little sicker. (Other Football) - Yellalee, Aug 28, 09:44:57
  - just aswell you didnt go in the 70s n 80s then! little bit of aggro never hurt anyone lol (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 28, 10:04:54
    - And there, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly my point, neatly summed up in that response. (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Aug 28, 10:13:25
    - Apart from all those dead Italians eh? Still only Wops when all is said and done (n/m) (Other Football) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 28, 10:10:33
    - that little bit of agro in belgium (Other Football) - micky maguire, Aug 28, 10:08:55
      - blub (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 28, 10:09:34
        
        Fucking hell, you are a cunt sometimes. (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Aug 28, 10:14:02
        
        That's not fair (Other Football) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 28, 10:16:22
        
        Agreed. (Other Football) - Arganth, Aug 28, 10:18:53
    - ^^^ took a few knocks to his head during the 70s and 80s (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 28, 10:08:21
    - Well it did really cos that was the whole point... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Aug 28, 10:05:54
  - Talksport (Other Football) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 28, 09:49:00
    - wogs? watch yourself matey (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 28, 10:09:01
      - I'd rather you call me "cunt" than "matey" thanks (n/m) (Other Football) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 28, 10:11:47
        
        ok cunt-dont use the word wog on here.may offend (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Aug 28, 10:12:55
        
        Ah look (Other Football) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 28, 10:15:46
    - There is a bit of a step between national service and being sent to fight for your country (n/m) (Other Football) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 28, 09:55:02
      - Yes I know that (Other Football) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 28, 09:59:03
        
        Would that be Spurs supporting Darren Gough from Barnsley? (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 28, 10:47:41
        
        yup just read the comments he made below, I thought that you had made the leap (Other Football) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 28, 10:01:50
        
        now be fair to your father (Other Football) - camcan, Aug 28, 10:00:08
        
        Was it? (Other Football) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 28, 11:02:50
      - oops should have read below first...bit of a twat then. (n/m) (Other Football) - Maillot Jaune, Aug 28, 09:56:04
    - I heard that. (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 28, 09:53:01
      - the majority of armed forces... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 28, 09:56:44
    - Oh dear. Sounds like he makes Mickey Quinn seem educated. (Other Football) - Yellalee, Aug 28, 09:52:14
      - Mick Quinn is alright really though. (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 28, 09:54:15
        
        He's all right, but he is as ignorant as fuck. I have lost count of the amount (Other Football) - Yellalee, Aug 28, 10:01:54
- well it was clearly ALL millwalls fault....... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 28, 09:32:39
Millwall at home on boxing day. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 27, 12:21:13
- Yeah right - just like the last time we played them!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 27, 12:34:17
- pwoppa nawty (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 27, 12:29:42
What is there to do in Kettering? (General Chat) - caley canary, Aug 27, 12:12:56
- Wicksteed Park (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 27, 13:31:38
- wank for norwich. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 27, 12:30:01
  - everyone should do this^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 27, 13:25:24
- great dogging spot there, I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Aug 27, 12:28:27
  - Where's your favourite? (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 27, 14:28:27
    - Vicious rumour has it that doggers use a parking spot at the end of our road. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 27, 14:50:34
      - a foo years ago I spotted a couple doing it alfresco over the bonnet (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 27, 15:06:09
- Go and see Rothwell Town play (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Aug 27, 12:26:54
- . (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 27, 12:22:40
- skittles (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 27, 12:21:10
- Head chef? Tv Chef, open your own restaurant? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 27, 12:17:57
  - Thanks everyone (General Chat) - pants, Aug 27, 12:31:49
Yep Jafski, reckon you're right (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 26, 16:42:20
- I thought I'd met her too but it was actually this bird: (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 26, 17:00:46
- I saw her on a late night poker show once (General Chat) - Small, Aug 26, 16:48:15
- she used to write smutty stories for bongo mags (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 16:45:49
  - I love her even more. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 16:47:37
    - Quite splendid pic here (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 16:49:16
      - Phwooooar. I'd poke her star anytime she wanted. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 16:51:41
      - "Hi - I am a humanist funeral celebrant and have been blogging about death-related issues (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 26, 16:51:15
Do you jiggle your leg in meetings or when you're working?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 26, 13:37:04
- and when you're out for meals - I thought you were doing footsie with me last time we done (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 26, 13:47:51
  - Oh right... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 26, 13:49:06
- all the time (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 26, 13:45:55
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 13:38:53
- yes and it is a medical condition (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 13:38:25
  - chess players twitch (n/m) (General Chat) - chuftncfc, Aug 26, 15:49:39
  - jiffling... (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 26, 13:40:57
    - Why is it always 'Tommy', 'Timmy' or 'Little Johnny'? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 26, 13:49:10
    - God I love the Norfolk accent and its special words... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 26, 13:43:00
  - Restless leg syndrome. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 26, 13:39:03
- I do all the time. Gets me into trouble with my partner. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 26, 13:38:03
Anyone know of any good folky music pubs in Norwich? (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Aug 26, 13:25:10
- The Nelson on thursdays i think (NCFC) - Small, Aug 26, 14:05:34
- Are you a folky sort then Mr Berry?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 26, 13:45:52
  - About Tim Berry: (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 13:53:38
    - and he likes Joanna Newsom - the only other person I have come into contact with who does. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 26, 13:55:58
      - this her? (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 14:03:23
    - Oh... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 26, 13:55:49
      - I do but Bournemouth is my home from home. (NCFC) - tim berry, Aug 26, 14:03:38
- White Horse in Trowse is where Norwich Folk Club used to meet. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 26, 13:45:43
- I googled it for you, Mr. Lazy. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 26, 13:41:46
- I think you should ask when Selwyn is online.He's a right woolly left wing yoghurt knitter (NCFC) - pants, Aug 26, 13:30:43
  - cock (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 26, 13:31:32
    - rolf (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 26, 13:35:11
    - Is that the one in Drayton? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 26, 13:33:21
      - Nah, the one protruding off his head (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 26, 13:36:07
- The Cider Shed on Sprowston Road has some folky jams each week. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 26, 13:29:23
- Hey nonny no. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 13:27:23
I think (General Chat) - jayson blair, Aug 26, 12:41:48
- Jayson Blair (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 13:10:55
- That couldn't actually look any less like Selwyn. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 26, 12:50:25
  - so bald and fat like I imagined? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 12:57:53
    - Sellers is a silver haired beast of a man. 6ft2 & 16 stone of pure Norfolk muscle. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 26, 13:11:22
      - you got the height right.add another 4or 5 stone and ure spot on (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 26, 13:23:25
      - ^^you are Rick Waghorn and I claim my ?5^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 13:21:28
- if you pan out is there a pig attached to his penis.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 12:46:57
  - and i imagine you as a 3ft skinheaded dwarf (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Aug 26, 13:22:22
    - who told you? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 26, 13:28:46
The Nest (NCFC) - matthewrowell, Aug 26, 11:19:34
- Selwyn did. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 26, 11:24:13
I love Old Mac right, I really do... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 25, 13:03:31
- He has his date of birt tattoed on his neck. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 25, 13:08:27
  - How can he see it? It would be the wrong way around in the mirror? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 25, 13:22:16
    - perhaps he was born on the 8th of August 1988 (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 25, 13:23:34
      - So he's not only a great keeper... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 25, 13:25:05
  - In case he forgets it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 25, 13:11:49
"Hallo it's Lyneham hare" (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 25, 10:16:12
- I mean. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 25, 10:16:37
  - ^^^ tight git (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 25, 10:17:34
I have to spend some time in Cambridge with my 13 year old niece - any ideas what we (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 24, 14:45:06
- Well... (General Chat) - Molmans Custard, Aug 24, 15:45:43
- Just go and get pissed in one of the many lovely pubs (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 24, 15:29:05
- Good job you outed yourself as female Otherwise that VVVVVVVVVV would have been all filth (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Aug 24, 15:22:09
  - Speak for yourself meggers (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 24, 15:40:03
  - Yes, it's a funny old world. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 24, 15:26:32
- Natural History museum in Downing Street is quite good for kids. (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 24, 15:11:42
- Fopp is worth a visit (General Chat) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 24, 15:03:41
  - heathen (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 24, 15:07:46
    - we could go tomorrow (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 24, 15:08:22
- shopping at the grand arcade... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 24, 15:00:50
- Go to the Tourist office opposite the Corn Exchange (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 24, 15:00:10
  - I did the College Guided walk in Jan for the first time in the 47 years I've lived here. (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 24, 15:16:14
  - Watch out for the punt touts (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 24, 15:09:13
    - that's been getting very serious i'll have you know (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 24, 15:11:39
      - Blimey! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 24, 15:18:48
        
        If you want to go punting - just go to scudamores (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 24, 15:25:40
        
        or do what we used to do in my yoof and (General Chat) - DNB41, Aug 24, 15:33:29
        
        Leaning over bridges and grabbing students punt poles - they were toffs then. (n/m) (General Chat) - trustsec, Aug 24, 16:04:19
        
        Good plan! (I'll do my best) (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 24, 15:30:04
        
        Punt Coppers. Only a matter of time before they get syndicated for an ITV4 fly-on-the-wall (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 15:21:05
  - "Make sure to go down Free School Lane so that she can see where DNA was discovered." (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 24, 15:02:16
    - I was going to suggest that (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 24, 15:03:36
      - Thanks! Exactly what I needed! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 24, 15:05:42
      - Kettles Yard too (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 24, 15:05:15
        
        Nor me. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 24, 15:07:24
- All round Camcans for high tea and crumpets (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 24, 14:54:19
- Mcdonalds, Top Shop, High School Musical, Zac Efrons, (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 24, 14:51:39
  - I'd love it but I think she's a bit too swotty for that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 24, 14:53:34
    - ^ Groomer. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 24, 14:59:23
      - No, Aunty (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Aug 24, 15:01:00
who went to squares before Saturday's game - is it still a (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 24, 14:19:03
- don't think so m8.... BOS, and a few others now drink in Coach (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 24, 14:26:55
  - yes seems a long time ago and a lot of us on here now have never met! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 24, 14:28:47
    - check out ATCanvas - it's who I use and you won't have to pay my mark-up (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 24, 14:35:20
      - lol, cheers mate you going to Walsall? praps we could sort something for then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 24, 14:39:57
        
        yep - will be there (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 24, 14:44:54
- I did. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 24, 14:22:02
I enjoyed Saturday a lot and thought we were ok but Wycombe were rubbish weren't they? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 24, 12:52:09
- Good news (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 24, 13:05:23
  - You and Neil Adams are quite the chums now eh? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 24, 13:09:09
Blowing one's trumpet (NCFC) - chuftncfc, Aug 24, 12:25:29
- 25 years ? There wasn't a Champ Man on the Spectrum, thank you very much... (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 24, 12:51:53
  - Crikey, Kevin Toms... ok, 20 then, smartarse. (n/m) (NCFC) - chuftncfc, Aug 24, 13:01:24
    - Oh, van sold today. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 24, 13:12:30
  - There was football manager though (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Aug 24, 13:00:41
    - Yeah, the Kevin Toms one. (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 24, 13:04:48
      - Poke 28882,265 (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 24, 13:10:13
- I've been banging on about Korey Smith for ages (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Aug 24, 12:30:13
  - Got laughed at for suggesting it though. (NCFC) - chuftncfc, Aug 24, 12:55:56
    - I'm just worried about the pace upfront with those two. I agree with you though (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Aug 24, 13:03:38
      - Was bizzare he said he needed pace in the team and put in Lappin, Mcveigh and Curo. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 24, 13:04:58
    - Except for the fact that Cureton wasnt very good on Saturday (NCFC) - earlydoors, Aug 24, 12:59:07
Pub info required.. (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 21, 15:38:29
- The Wig and Pen is good. (General Chat) - Small, Aug 21, 15:56:37
  - I can remember the Woolie from years ago, but at, will try 'em all . (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 21, 16:01:09
    - Spoilt for choice 'round there (General Chat) - Small, Aug 21, 16:05:49
      - Good call, now called Rumsey Wells, food is excellent in there. Sausages. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 21, 16:18:04
        
        Oh and the last time i went in the Golden Star (General Chat) - Small, Aug 21, 16:34:38
- If the below doesn't suit, then the Ribs of Beef is a goodun. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 21, 15:56:16
- Kings Head Magdelen Street. Has luds of Norfolk Ales on. Brillers. Also the Ribs, decent s (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 21, 15:41:42
  - Ta , sounds good will give it a try. Don't get down as much now so out of touch a bit . (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 21, 15:42:40
    - Both a short stagger home as well! I also love the barmaid in the Kings Head a bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 21, 15:43:44
      - Even more reason to go.. will the Mrs the sole attraction is the beer though ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 21, 15:44:49
        
        You can take a sneaky peek on the quiet. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 21, 15:47:38
        
        and disappear to the loo (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 21, 15:50:48
        
        If I stood on the table and did it, how long do you reckon before she spoke to me again ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 21, 15:54:21
        
        Possibly only ever via her solicitors. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 21, 15:55:13
        
        9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 21, 15:55:04
        
        No, she's sweetly pretty, not the sort one should knock one out about in a pub toilet. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 21, 15:52:57
        
        ^^^ That's more like it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 21, 15:54:45
        
        you romantic bastard you. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 21, 15:54:19
        
        No, just that we have venetian blinds. Can smart a little. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 21, 15:56:35
        
        hmmm - i'm thinking paper cuts! ouch! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 21, 16:01:43
        
        Classy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 21, 15:52:20
Mostly listening to... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 21, 14:36:20
- The Smiths = best band ever. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 21, 14:53:18
  - Have you heard 'Jeane', which didn't (quite) make the first album? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 21, 14:58:30
    - Or Jeane by Ryan Adams, (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 21, 15:18:54
    - It was a 'B' side though (This Charming Man?) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 21, 15:18:50
    - Doesn't always work like that - one of my favourite Dylan songs - Abandoned Love (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 21, 15:12:05
    - Smiths songs that don't quite make the final cut = (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 21, 14:59:55
    - They're a bit mental like that (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 21, 14:59:40
  - No but my friend Laura has everything by them (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 21, 14:55:31
    - Here you are (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 21, 15:15:39
- What difference does it make? (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 21, 14:43:36
- What difference (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 21, 14:43:21
  - indeed - in my top 5 Smiths songs I should think... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 21, 14:45:11
    - There is a light.... pretty much always at the top for me. Of ALL SONG EVER. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 21, 14:48:33
      - I really love 'Miserable Lie' - especially the opening. Beautiful. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 21, 14:53:50
  - It makes none. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 21, 14:44:47
MoFo's latest, and a belated rant... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 21, 14:26:28
- Which manager? Funny it wasn't a problem for Colchester though... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 21, 14:47:27
  - Ho ho ho (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 21, 15:56:26
- You're right. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 21, 14:44:07
"you've got to always look over your shoulder to think there's somebody going to take your (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 21, 12:38:05
- How many times have we started this season? (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 21, 12:44:30
  - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 21, 12:45:07
- I have absolutely no confidence in PL at the moment. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 21, 12:39:54
re: Wes to Swansea stories. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 21, 11:38:30
- Good point. He'll know all about him. Interesting to see what that means. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 21, 11:44:27
Blackberries and Other Non Iphone Phones (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 21, 11:10:36
- HTC Hero, HTC Magic, Samsung Jet (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 21, 11:16:39
  - Thing with them is..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 21, 11:18:09
    - That is the only thing about the iPhone I like (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 21, 11:20:18
- HTC Touch or variant (see XDA brand under O2)? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 21, 11:14:10
  - I've got quite a good deal on Vodafone at the mo and don't want to change if I can help. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 21, 11:18:31
    - Oh. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 21, 11:19:52
      - Well I'll tell them I am leaving you, you cow. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 21, 11:22:23
        
        Well, HTC is your best bet then. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 21, 11:31:01
- how are you getting on with the ipod touch? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 21, 11:13:14
  - I love it; it's amazing. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 21, 11:14:38
- If you want a good camera definately don't get an iphone - camera is properly rubbish. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 21, 11:11:48
  - I'm working on an iphone app that makes your pictures look better. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 21, 11:13:54
    - Yes, I saw the free version of that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 21, 11:21:02
      - paid for version does a lot more (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 21, 11:47:29
        
        have you tried it on your pc yet? (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 21, 11:49:19
      - Tight northern barsteward (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Aug 21, 11:27:16
        
        If he's nice (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 21, 11:51:24
  - That's why I said I don't care about that.. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 21, 11:13:46
Sign him up (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 20, 14:45:40
- How do you test gender? Legs open? OH MY GOD! Wow. Legs closed. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Aug 20, 14:49:51
Bet this was someone on here (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 20, 14:24:48
- I wonder if he went HONKKKK when he did it. (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter, Aug 20, 14:32:09
- What a peculiar thing to do... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 20, 14:30:30
- I'm not a woman. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 20, 14:27:31
- Deffo IED (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Aug 20, 14:25:51
  - he'll be selling his bike now he knows his student loan isnt interest free (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Aug 20, 14:27:00
    - I heard something about that on the radio a little while ago, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Aug 20, 14:29:20
      - A and A/S Levels. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 20, 14:30:53
        
        So they'll be about 17/18 ish then? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Aug 20, 14:32:42
        
        Yes and 16 as well ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 20, 14:33:12
        
        I'll stay in then. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Aug 20, 14:33:39
        
        Well, it will do you good. (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Aug 20, 14:34:50
Didn't know NCFC had a Sport Scientist (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 20, 09:26:59
What are your twatter names? (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 19, 14:44:11
- CanTheCook (n/m) (General Chat) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 19, 19:04:27
- dave (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 19, 14:58:04
- lilystwat (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 14:57:39
- chrisdjmoyles (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 14:54:36
- selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 19, 14:51:32
- StephenFry (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 19, 14:49:06
- Guess ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 19, 14:48:08
- not telling (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 14:45:22
It provides: 223 calories, 23.2g sugar, 11.4g fat. What is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:25:01
- bear grylls biting a head off a snake? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 14:06:18
- puss? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 14:05:27
- Miss Scarlet in the conservatory with the lead piping ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 14:01:50
  - vvvvvv subconscious link to my post below made you do that (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 14:03:27
    - correct ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 14:07:49
- plum (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 14:00:58
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:02:34
  - s... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 14:02:10
- Yeo Valley Yoghurt - Small pot (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 19, 13:59:03
- a frothy coffee from Starbucks (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 19, 13:58:11
- a Chocolate Chip Cookie (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 13:56:10
  - Were you on your own at the footy or with chums? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 13:59:44
    - I was with Ginger-Pete and Stevo. I only very rarely go to soccerball on my tod. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 14:00:45
  - tits. that was a good shout. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 13:57:33
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:56:27
- custard (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 19, 13:55:28
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:56:09
- shape low-fat yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:55:16
  - Much warmer, but still incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:55:45
    - A 500ml tub of sainburys low fat greek natural yoghurt. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:56:37
      - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:57:39
    - shape high-fat yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:56:12
      - Warmer still, but incorrect. I want the flavour. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:57:00
        
        Cherry? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 19, 14:01:59
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:03:13
        
        bell-end flavoured yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 14:00:11
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:03:31
        
        I'm only going to say when someone is correct, now... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:59:50
        
        then i shall stop playing too (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 14:00:47
        
        banana yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:59:43
        
        2 banana yoghurts (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 19, 14:13:45
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:06:54
        
        spunky yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:59:19
        
        pech yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:58:59
        
        *peach* you bellend (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 13:59:33
        
        black-cherry yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:58:35
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:58:49
        
        Strawberry flavour Shape yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 13:58:11
        
        Raspberry flavour Shape yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 13:59:06
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:01:53
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:58:33
        
        fudge packed yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:58:08
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:02:14
        
        strawberry yoghurt (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:57:51
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:58:16
        
        worcestershire sauce? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:57:48
- A glass of sunny delight? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:55:05
  - Fatty Sunny D? Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:55:27
- CoT. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:54:59
  - death (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:55:24
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:55:13
- delias' recipe for a kebab? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:54:08
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:54:30
- a pot of rice pudding (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:53:46
  - colder, incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:54:15
- a queef (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 13:52:51
  - I'm not falling for it again, Sonny Jim. Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:55:01
- my mid-morning stool? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:52:49
- Yop (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:51:28
  - warmer, but incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:51:57
    - so it's not a bowl of cereal? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:53:06
      - Correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:53:41
        
        it is a bowl of cereal? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:54:12
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:57:23
- a Monkburger? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 19, 13:49:52
  - New on the Maccy D's menu? Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:51:40
    - No. It's part of the new Rustlers range. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 19, 13:56:27
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:50:58
- Is it one of them drinks with friendly bacteria that wave hello and make you a cup of tea? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:49:14
  - warmer, but incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:49:36
- A bounty bar ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 13:49:10
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:49:50
- an NCFC Season ticket........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:47:57
- A Bounty, is it a Bounty? I like the red ones. Blue are OK though. I'm not a bountyist. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:47:14
  - Correct (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:48:07
    - They were best when they came in a little cardboard tray. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:50:25
      - the dark chocolate ones are best (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 13:52:11
        
        Thas wat I said, the red ones. Dark chocolate is the best. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:53:35
        
        This mother (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 13:55:14
        
        Irie. This int bad either. Cheaper n'all. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 14:03:11
        
        thass unly 70% dark though - you want 85% dark. Or one hundred. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 14:05:05
        
        I know but thas nice et unt? Try it. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 14:07:40
        
        oight, I wull (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 14:12:22
- a bowl of cripple crunch (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:46:20
  - Is that what Norvern Mahnkeys eat? Incorrect. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:47:26
    - bag of crisps? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:48:04
      - Sugar flavoured crisps? Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:48:34
        
        A cup of tea, a bun, and good sit down (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 13:49:24
        
        Ooh, Mrs Goggins, that's sounds lovely (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:50:36
- a pint of marc almonds favourite tipple? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:43:02
  - A pint would be about 4 times too much. Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:44:39
  - WWII (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 13:43:57
    - i... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:46:59
      - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 13:51:04
- selwyn's dangleberries? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 13:42:18
  - Ask Jumbo1. Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:45:51
- a cereal bar (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:42:17
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:42:54
- a saddle of fengibbon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:41:36
  - Inc (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:43:06
    - orrect... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:43:23
- Something by Nestle (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 13:41:33
- Tesco British Kentish Cider Pork with Bramley Apple Mash (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:41:06
  - Pork in Cider? Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:42:38
- tummy string (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 13:39:48
  - Hang on, let me taste and see. Nope, incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:40:35
    - zoiks! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 19, 13:42:14
      - not entirely sure yellalee knew what it was either! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:48:58
        
        Haha! Not a clue! (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:53:04
- Bottle of Friji (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 19, 13:39:11
  - Urrrgh. Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:39:55
- Pint of Skimmed Milk? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 19, 13:35:56
  - All that sugar? Incorrect. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:37:54
- Something you eat whilst waiting for a shit thread to disappear down the WOTB board? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 13:35:26
  - Technically so I guess, but nevertheless, incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:39:39
- Pint of Guiness (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 19, 13:35:24
  - *Guinness* (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:42:51
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:37:15
- Banana (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:33:11
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:33:47
    - Two Bananas? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:37:15
      - I can see where this is going... Incorrect. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:37:40
- Is it a Caramac? Yumsters (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 13:32:33
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:33:33
    - Kit Kat Caramac? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:38:16
      - Sadly not. Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:38:48
- a sandwich (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 19, 13:32:28
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:33:16
- A Muller corner. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 19, 13:32:14
  - warmer, but incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:32:53
    - An entire box of Dairylea Cheese Traiangles (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 19, 13:37:02
      - Yes, Traiangles. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 19, 13:37:35
        
        Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:38:19
        
        Is it a Kiwi Fruit flavourd Yop ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 19, 13:42:33
        
        Still warm-ish. But incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:46:52
        
        Is it a Yakult ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 19, 13:48:05
        
        Still warm-ish. But incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:49:08
    - bowl of Frosties (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 19, 13:33:35
      - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:34:07
- my cock dipped in chocolate peanut butter and shoved down Selwyn'ss throat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 19, 13:30:02
  - No need Jumbo... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 13:31:44
  - As much as selwyn wants that to be true, incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:31:37
  - oh my god (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 19, 13:31:16
- 4 Fingered Kit Kat? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 19, 13:29:50
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:31:08
  - that almost sounds like a good old fashioned fisting. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 19, 13:30:31
    - old fashioned? what you mean a dry fisting ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 13:31:46
      - That sounds almost like a goosing to me (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 19, 13:33:12
        
        Retif (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 19, 13:34:23
- Mars Bar (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 19, 13:28:17
  - Incorrect (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:28:42
Is Gill really shit? (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 19, 09:23:18
- A disgrace of a player (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 19, 09:32:20
  - even alan gow is better. and he was shit too. and he scored last night. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 09:38:16
- apparently..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 09:27:15
  - He wouldn't have been playing non league football (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 19, 09:34:02
Prediction for Tonight (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 18, 16:22:00
- We'll win, Lambert will turn to the camera and sing.... (NCFC) - 1902, Aug 18, 16:58:00
- We'll win... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 18, 16:51:44
- What if we lose 7-1? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 18, 16:27:14
  - Sacked (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 18, 16:28:47
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 18, 16:56:21
    - I expect Butterworth would be fearing for his job (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 18, 16:35:32
- you knows it (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 18, 16:24:46
Strange that Lambert has been appointed - there was a bloke on Canary Call on Saturday (NCFC) - Sir Thomas, Aug 18, 11:21:52
- lollers (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 18, 11:48:45
- LOL I heard that. What a retard. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 18, 11:27:35
Oh mine! Pinkun say Holty will be back too!!! (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 18, 10:43:38
- I bet you're pissing yourself with delight (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Aug 18, 10:49:38
- lolloff (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 18, 10:47:39
- that's going to be quite sophisticated filter request (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 18, 10:47:18
- thats not what it says davo (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 18, 10:46:05
- get some money on Holt being the next NCFC manager (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in Switzerland, Aug 18, 10:46:03
  - Well Holt's is already in my Norwich City all stars team in (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 18, 10:47:17
    - that'll do (NCFC) - Dave in Switzerland, Aug 18, 10:48:14
- Holty isn't coming... (NCFC) - Dog, Aug 18, 10:45:54
why is everyone so certain it's Lambert? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 18, 09:54:28
- he's bezzy mates with mcnally (n/m) (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Aug 18, 09:58:59
- because it is. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 18, 09:56:19
- COS HES SHIT AND CHEAP (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 18, 09:55:30
  - get yer tits out (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 18, 09:58:30
  - Who would you like Sellers? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 18, 09:58:13
    - TOLD YOU. STRACHAN (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 18, 10:00:04
      - Why would he come to us? We're shit and skint. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 18, 10:00:33
        
        YOU CAN HOPE CANT YOU? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 18, 10:02:08
  - Suppose he wont be that cheap if we have to buy out his contract (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 18, 09:57:10
    - THEY WONT WANT MUCH (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Aug 18, 09:57:53
  - ✈✈✈✈✈ (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 18, 09:55:47
Will he sign Paul Butler? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 18, 09:15:37
- I think he ought to make it a priority. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 18, 09:17:56
  - after thirty games can we all dress as amish folk? (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 18, 09:28:10
We're at least a week away from appointing anyone. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 17, 14:14:00
- good stuff (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 17, 14:16:17
  - Are you keeping a list so you don't repeat your random word? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 17, 14:22:10
    - i am using my memory (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 17, 14:25:05
      - Fail. You used Mosque last Wednesday and it was the bouns ball the (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 17, 14:27:03
        
        i think you'll find i didn't (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 17, 14:29:25
        
        I am surprised and possibly surprised that you haven't at least spreadsheeted the (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 17, 14:31:53
        
        that would probably spook the bejaysus out of me (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 17, 14:38:00
        
        I think Gabriel Bryne is on twatter but dont quote me on that as I have withdrawn my twat (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 17, 14:40:41
        
        i don't do twatter (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 17, 14:45:58
        
        I dont do twatter, iphones or the Wire. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Aug 17, 14:51:23
        
        beth ditto (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 17, 15:07:57
        
        Watched two of those "Lie to Me" ones. Is it a bit naff? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 17, 14:39:11
        
        one of the episodes was uber-naff (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 17, 14:42:44
      - I know how, 'seasy. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 17, 14:26:24
        
        I have had some traynun in ms access a bit a long while ago (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 17, 14:30:57
- Would quite like to know when (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 17, 14:15:33
  - Really? (n/m) (NCFC) - presuming_ed, Aug 17, 14:19:43
    - Yes... (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 17, 14:22:07
      - Working from home (NCFC) - presuming_ed, Aug 17, 14:25:33
        
        I'm wanking in an office (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 17, 14:26:55
  - Delia is currently waiting by the telex machine. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 17, 14:16:15
    - ...with her thumb up her arse hoping for someone transfer over some cash for her squander (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Aug 17, 14:21:46
Nigel Adkins? (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 17, 10:12:04
- He would be excellent (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 17, 10:17:39
  - thats what we need another Nigel (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 17, 10:24:13
    - I'm free (n/m) (NCFC) - Gay_Nigel, Aug 17, 10:27:31
- They might want him, but I can't see it. Smart, young manager, doing a great job at Scun (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 17, 10:13:44
  - Money, better facilities, more trusting board, able to attract a better calibre of player (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Aug 17, 10:22:19
    - Yes, the facilities. That should do it (n/m) (NCFC) - Gay_Nigel, Aug 17, 10:28:31
    - Don't recall us ever poaching a manager. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 17, 10:27:52
      - Ron Saunders, John Bond (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Aug 17, 11:08:43
      - Martin O'Neill (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 17, 10:32:39
        
        Ah so the exception to the rule is also one of our most inspired choices. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 17, 10:48:43
  - for the same reason Grayson was prepared to leave Blackpool for Leeds (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 17, 10:16:36
    - look where that got him (n/m) (NCFC) - raretek, Aug 17, 11:18:40
Bargain (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 12:46:43
- Jusy bought 1.. Cheers for heads up. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 14, 13:10:27
  - mental innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 13:12:35
    - What's so special about that offer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 14, 13:19:13
      - 500gb ones are about that price (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 13:20:47
        
        Oh... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 14, 13:21:14
        
        Stores all the illegally downloaded TV, film and music and keeps it (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 14, 13:34:01
        
        Five-oh yo (n/m) (General Chat) - scruffy, Aug 14, 13:35:19
        
        it's slightly more expensive than this one: (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 14, 13:26:12
        
        yeah but someones sat on that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 13:29:38
        
        perhaps you'd prefer this one then? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 14, 13:37:23
        
        nah, I'll write it down though (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 13:40:23
        
        Its a bigger one dude. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 14, 13:25:59
        
        1000gb (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 13:25:18
        
        or 1024 Gb (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 14, 13:31:20
        
        haha, do they send you a real 1tb? (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 13:33:27
        
        That is the conundrum innit. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Aug 14, 13:48:51
        
        What's it do? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 14, 13:27:58
        
        it drives all your external hards. (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 14, 13:31:31
        
        You could download every tv series you loved, and store it on that (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 13:31:11
        
        Ah, right... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 14, 13:33:42
        
        s'why I download em (General Chat) - pants, Aug 14, 13:35:48
        
        I should be able to get all 4 seasons of "To the manor born" on there easy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 14, 13:37:25
    - defo. ^5 (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Aug 14, 13:18:34
- Wow, that is. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 14, 12:52:06
Might be WW2 but Hartson (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 14, 09:43:01
- Wow, that's spectacularly graphic. You'd basically know something wasn't right (NCFC) - pants, Aug 14, 11:09:41
I'm going to see Elbows and U2 at Wembley tomorrow. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 12:35:35
- I like Achtung Baby and Zooropa era U2 (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 13, 13:58:25
  - It's all 'You like a picture, I don't' et unt. Music snobbery is rife. I love all music (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 14:04:58
- I love Elbows right off. Here's a bit of name-dropping for you. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 13, 13:48:14
- all this slagging of U2 (with which I agree, obviously) - but (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 13, 13:45:22
  - Yes they are a bit - I've struggled to see their appeal to be honest (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 13, 13:54:32
    - fashion is out of fashion, hated it when Bonoprick said that. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 13, 13:59:14
- Mrs KC is going with her pals (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Aug 13, 13:30:39
- That Bono is a pompous twat and U2 are rubbish (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 13, 12:59:51
  - He's the little twat with a big heart (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 13, 13:45:56
  - ok. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 13:07:36
    - No-one does pomposity quite like Bono (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 13, 13:13:03
      - I use to fancy Dana & Baccara must have been about the same time. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 13, 13:17:37
      - True dat. haha - so did I. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 13:16:56
        
        She's an MEP. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 13, 13:20:18
        
        She's got aluminium teeth. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 13:27:03
  - correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 13:03:47
- After Elbow you can pop along and enjoy some of me DJing... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 13, 12:48:23
  - Red Lion? What time til'? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 12:57:12
    - half 8 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Aug 13, 12:58:50
      - Nope... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 13, 13:06:07
        
        Post or pre- Wang Dang Doodles. Not that we'll have time I doubt. Heading back on Saturday (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 13:09:42
  - Doubt he does (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 13, 12:50:26
    - You're not him though... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 13, 12:52:38
- Ask Bono about his carbon footprint (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 13, 12:48:07
- Poor you. (General Chat) - lurd, Aug 13, 12:45:28
  - agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 13, 12:45:41
- What about, right, say U2 wanted to be O2 but only had a knee instead of an elbow (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 13, 12:40:06
- I loved U2 when they first came out The Boy album was good, just don't (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 13, 12:37:46
  - I'm not a huge fan I must admit. mrs mbk is and got the tickets. I like Elbow though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 12:38:28
    - still be good whatever, concerts take you to places you don't expect to go, I (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 13, 12:41:53
      - ^^^ never been to see The Pigeon Detectives (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 13, 12:44:38
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 13, 12:46:48
    - I quite like Angel of Harlem. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Aug 13, 12:40:08
    - I wouldn't know them from Arse (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 12:39:11
- Have you got your tickets or are you waiting like the mongette on the EEN site ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 13, 12:36:56
  - Got the tickets. Train strike tomorrow - brill. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 13, 12:37:20
Did anyone see this guy against Fakenham? (NCFC) - BB_King, Aug 13, 12:32:09
- I saw him at Dereham, fairly lively actually one of the better players. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 13, 12:36:07
  - We'll soon coach that out of him. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 13, 12:51:37