You could have stopped after the second word...

...joke obviously, how else would we rid the highways of female hitchhikers and find a use for all those carpet off-cuts

Posted By: Marquis of Wolftown on July 24th 2008 at 12:05:50

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The Masterful Order of Cnuts - definitive list - feel free to add (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jul 24, 11:33:21
- Andy Townsend (n/m) (General Chat) - top bloke, Jul 24, 14:28:24
- People (usually women but not exclusively) who can't go (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 24, 12:53:48
  - people who write 'of' instead of 'or' (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 12:55:50
    - people who say "write" when they mean "type" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 24, 12:57:26
      - CB41 (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 13:02:51
        
        Indeed, grade 'A' (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 24, 13:05:00
        
        :>) (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 13:08:02
- most ipswich fans and players (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 12:23:44
- The English (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:23:09
- people who contribute to definitive lists. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 24, 12:22:31
- a cunt called Bob in norwich post office (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 12:21:03
- cyclists on mobile phones what swerve all over the chuffing place (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:20:23
- alan green the cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 12:20:19
- German polar bears. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 24, 12:19:49
- cyclists with um-ber-ellers (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:19:33
- cyclists what take no notice of traffic lights (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:18:57
  - Car drivers who...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 24, 12:22:43
    - cyclists what ignore one-way streets and pedestrian zones (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:27:27
      - (and the dumb fuck drivers that drive the wrong way up Regent's Terrace) (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:28:04
        
        And my real favourite..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 24, 12:30:46
        
        and cyclists (and motorway drivers) that fail to look behind them before signalling (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:33:35
- people who refer to themselves in the 3rd person (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:17:05
  - like it, we'll take it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 24, 12:31:04
- Tony 'Smug cunt face' Blair (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:16:03
- danny haynes (General Chat) - gregory abbott, Jul 24, 12:15:06
- Steve Wright (n/m) (General Chat) - Marquis of Wolftown, Jul 24, 12:14:09
- people who use 'v' instead of very (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:14:04
- to save me time: anybody connected with Man Ure (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:13:32
- people who write emails or on facebook pages etc in "text speak". (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 24, 12:13:24
  - lolwat? kthxbai! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 24, 12:14:15
- Fergie (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:13:00
- Eric Cuntona (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:12:36
- Gary Neville (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:12:19
- all Merkins (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:11:39
  - apart from Joanna Newsom (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 24, 12:12:44
    - never met her, so no, she's a cunt too (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:14:54
      - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 24, 12:21:22
- people who wait at airport security until they get to the conveyor belt them decide to emp (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 12:10:46
- Softball players (General Chat) - dx1, Jul 24, 12:08:43
- Richard Littlejohn, Melanie Phillips, Jon Gaunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 24, 12:07:30
  - Oliver Letwin, Piers Morgan, Boris Johnson (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 24, 12:09:27
    - Jim Davidson, Jim Bowen, Jimmy Tarbuck (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 24, 12:10:29
      - James Whale (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 12:12:39
- People who say things such as: (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 24, 12:06:17
  - So I got my phone bill, and it was wrong, so I rang them up and I told them (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 12:28:13
  - worse things happen at sea (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:09:55
- Lorry drivers, one had using the moblie phone the other on the steering wheel driving the (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 24, 12:02:12
  - You could have stopped after the second word... (General Chat) - Marquis of Wolftown, Jul 24, 12:05:50
- People who drive really offensively slowly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 12:02:10
- People that say Pacific, when they clearly mean specific. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 24, 12:01:37
  - I find specific v hard to say. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 24, 12:11:58
  - sorry could you be more pacific? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 12:05:29
  - 'Statellite' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 24, 12:04:09
    - Pelanty! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 12:05:01
      - tinternet in a peter kay voice (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 12:19:46
- People who tailgate, ESPECIALLY on motorways.. (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 24, 11:58:26
  - I never tailgate. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 12:01:50
- People in films who say "It's ... showtime!!!!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 24, 11:56:40
- Music snobs... (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Jul 24, 11:55:16
  - I might be in that bracket slightly (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 12:22:40
- People who (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Jul 24, 11:51:55
- People who think films are great just because they're foreign (n/m) (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Jul 24, 11:50:33
- Paedophiles, race hate criminals and mass murdering dictators (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 11:49:18
  - My office mate's a tea slurper (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 24, 12:47:36
- People who slurp coffee or tea (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Jul 24, 11:45:46
  - people who hold knives as if they're spoons (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 24, 11:46:35
    - What about pencils? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 24, 12:02:51
    - ^^^ Actually, anyone who can't use a knife and fork properly. (excluding infants, obv). (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 11:57:09
    - Quality........I f****ng hate that (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Jul 24, 11:49:51
- Jordan (orange face one not the country, basketball player or the tits one) (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 24, 11:42:41
- women at mini roundabouts.... it aint that fuckin hard... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jul 24, 11:38:00
  - Drivers who don't indicate (n/m) (General Chat) - Marquis of Wolftown, Jul 24, 11:40:44
  - I don't normally defend women drivers (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 24, 11:40:31
    - nearly all women remember that ruling as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 24, 11:56:39
    - I love it when you're actually on the roundabout, someone pulls out in front of you... (General Chat) - Marquis of Wolftown, Jul 24, 11:48:04
      - Agree, I actually apologised because stepped out onto the road and a cyclist was coming (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 11:55:59
    - I've nearly been run over twice in the last year over this (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 11:43:15
      - staggers me, there is now a theory test as well as the driving test (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 24, 11:44:39
        
        alot of it is patience, manners & etiquette sadly many people don't even know the meaning (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 24, 11:53:46
- people who waste time on tinternet whilst at work. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 24, 11:36:51
- The Vagina (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 11:34:19
- The Cnuts who put the little bit of sticky tape around the tops of bread packets... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jul 24, 11:33:59
  - I hate the cnuts who make the bacon packets that don't fucking open! (n/m) (General Chat) - Dom Jolly, Jul 24, 11:50:30
    - lol, vacuum packs on electrical stuff is a right bummer too (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 12:31:23
  - cnuts who think the kitchen at work is a place to talk, and then turn their (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 11:36:05

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