Lorry drivers, one had using the moblie phone the other on the steering wheel driving the

thing as if it was a fork lift truck!

People who cut up all their food then just shovel it in with a fork (mostly Yanks)

People eating dorrito's or any type of crisps in the cimema

People whose desk is a mess and you can never find anything when they're not at work

People who leave the football early just to miss the traffic

Tall people who stand in front of me a gigs

Posted By: BSE Canary on July 24th 2008 at 12:02:12

Message Thread

The Masterful Order of Cnuts - definitive list - feel free to add (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jul 24, 11:33:21
- Andy Townsend (n/m) (General Chat) - top bloke, Jul 24, 14:28:24
- People (usually women but not exclusively) who can't go (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 24, 12:53:48
  - people who write 'of' instead of 'or' (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 12:55:50
    - people who say "write" when they mean "type" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 24, 12:57:26
      - CB41 (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 13:02:51
        
        Indeed, grade 'A' (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 24, 13:05:00
        
        :>) (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 24, 13:08:02
- most ipswich fans and players (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 12:23:44
- The English (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:23:09
- people who contribute to definitive lists. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 24, 12:22:31
- a cunt called Bob in norwich post office (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 12:21:03
- cyclists on mobile phones what swerve all over the chuffing place (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:20:23
- alan green the cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 12:20:19
- German polar bears. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 24, 12:19:49
- cyclists with um-ber-ellers (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:19:33
- cyclists what take no notice of traffic lights (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:18:57
  - Car drivers who...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 24, 12:22:43
    - cyclists what ignore one-way streets and pedestrian zones (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:27:27
      - (and the dumb fuck drivers that drive the wrong way up Regent's Terrace) (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:28:04
        
        And my real favourite..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 24, 12:30:46
        
        and cyclists (and motorway drivers) that fail to look behind them before signalling (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:33:35
- people who refer to themselves in the 3rd person (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:17:05
  - like it, we'll take it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 24, 12:31:04
- Tony 'Smug cunt face' Blair (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:16:03
- danny haynes (General Chat) - gregory abbott, Jul 24, 12:15:06
- Steve Wright (n/m) (General Chat) - Marquis of Wolftown, Jul 24, 12:14:09
- people who use 'v' instead of very (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:14:04
- to save me time: anybody connected with Man Ure (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:13:32
- people who write emails or on facebook pages etc in "text speak". (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 24, 12:13:24
  - lolwat? kthxbai! (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 24, 12:14:15
- Fergie (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:13:00
- Eric Cuntona (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:12:36
- Gary Neville (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:12:19
- all Merkins (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:11:39
  - apart from Joanna Newsom (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 24, 12:12:44
    - never met her, so no, she's a cunt too (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:14:54
      - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 24, 12:21:22
- people who wait at airport security until they get to the conveyor belt them decide to emp (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 12:10:46
- Softball players (General Chat) - dx1, Jul 24, 12:08:43
- Richard Littlejohn, Melanie Phillips, Jon Gaunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 24, 12:07:30
  - Oliver Letwin, Piers Morgan, Boris Johnson (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 24, 12:09:27
    - Jim Davidson, Jim Bowen, Jimmy Tarbuck (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jul 24, 12:10:29
      - James Whale (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 12:12:39
- People who say things such as: (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 24, 12:06:17
  - So I got my phone bill, and it was wrong, so I rang them up and I told them (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 12:28:13
  - worse things happen at sea (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jul 24, 12:09:55
- Lorry drivers, one had using the moblie phone the other on the steering wheel driving the (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 24, 12:02:12
  - You could have stopped after the second word... (General Chat) - Marquis of Wolftown, Jul 24, 12:05:50
- People who drive really offensively slowly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 12:02:10
- People that say Pacific, when they clearly mean specific. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 24, 12:01:37
  - I find specific v hard to say. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jul 24, 12:11:58
  - sorry could you be more pacific? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 12:05:29
  - 'Statellite' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 24, 12:04:09
    - Pelanty! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 12:05:01
      - tinternet in a peter kay voice (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 12:19:46
- People who tailgate, ESPECIALLY on motorways.. (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jul 24, 11:58:26
  - I never tailgate. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 12:01:50
- People in films who say "It's ... showtime!!!!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 24, 11:56:40
- Music snobs... (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Jul 24, 11:55:16
  - I might be in that bracket slightly (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 12:22:40
- People who (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Jul 24, 11:51:55
- People who think films are great just because they're foreign (n/m) (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Jul 24, 11:50:33
- Paedophiles, race hate criminals and mass murdering dictators (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 11:49:18
  - My office mate's a tea slurper (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 24, 12:47:36
- People who slurp coffee or tea (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Jul 24, 11:45:46
  - people who hold knives as if they're spoons (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 24, 11:46:35
    - What about pencils? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 24, 12:02:51
    - ^^^ Actually, anyone who can't use a knife and fork properly. (excluding infants, obv). (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 24, 11:57:09
    - Quality........I f****ng hate that (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Jul 24, 11:49:51
- Jordan (orange face one not the country, basketball player or the tits one) (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 24, 11:42:41
- women at mini roundabouts.... it aint that fuckin hard... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jul 24, 11:38:00
  - Drivers who don't indicate (n/m) (General Chat) - Marquis of Wolftown, Jul 24, 11:40:44
  - I don't normally defend women drivers (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 24, 11:40:31
    - nearly all women remember that ruling as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 24, 11:56:39
    - I love it when you're actually on the roundabout, someone pulls out in front of you... (General Chat) - Marquis of Wolftown, Jul 24, 11:48:04
      - Agree, I actually apologised because stepped out onto the road and a cyclist was coming (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 11:55:59
    - I've nearly been run over twice in the last year over this (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 11:43:15
      - staggers me, there is now a theory test as well as the driving test (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 24, 11:44:39
        
        alot of it is patience, manners & etiquette sadly many people don't even know the meaning (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 24, 11:53:46
- people who waste time on tinternet whilst at work. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 24, 11:36:51
- The Vagina (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jul 24, 11:34:19
- The Cnuts who put the little bit of sticky tape around the tops of bread packets... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jul 24, 11:33:59
  - I hate the cnuts who make the bacon packets that don't fucking open! (n/m) (General Chat) - Dom Jolly, Jul 24, 11:50:30
    - lol, vacuum packs on electrical stuff is a right bummer too (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 12:31:23
  - cnuts who think the kitchen at work is a place to talk, and then turn their (General Chat) - pants, Jul 24, 11:36:05

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