That's not very hard though, is it....

Good morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to 'one', the only rail service operating between Norwich and London. We will be taking the longest route to the capital possible, calling at Diss, Stowmarket, Ipswich, Manningtree, Colchester, Chelmsford, Shenfield, Stratford, due to arrive at London Liverpool Street in approximately two hours. A word of warning, we will be delayed because a f**koff freight train will be ahead of us, or it will be too hot so our speed will be restricted, so better say three or four hours just to be safe.

Our s**tty buffet car will be serving s**tty goods, including offal in a bap, weak tea and coffee, and warm beer.

I would like to remind you that coach B is a quiet coach, so please ignore and carry on listening to that ipod and use your mobile as much as you like.

We would like to thank you for using this service today, thanks for the £70 and enjoy your journey.

Cunts.

Posted By: Stoopish on April 16th 2007 at 12:02:00

Message Thread

Thinking about going to Greece on holiday (General Chat) - Stoopish, Apr 16, 11:04:38
- Santorini (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Apr 16, 11:22:33
- Dassia, Corfu (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Apr 16, 11:18:26
  - : (General Chat) - Everynowandagain, Apr 16, 11:19:55
- Dubrovnik is fantastic (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 16, 11:13:09
  - One of my grandmothers favourite places to holiday (General Chat) - Clare, Apr 16, 11:33:24
    - The old centre is very busy with tourists, but if you get out of (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 16, 11:38:46
      - sounds like it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Apr 16, 11:40:12
        
        Nice thing about living on the continent mainland...we (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 16, 11:46:13
        
        It's easy to get out of Holland (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 11:49:25
        
        Don't you have to have warmth for midges? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 16, 12:37:54
        
        Apparently canals suffice despite the temperature (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 16, 12:39:45
        
        Its about the size of East Anglia at most I think. But that's not the only reason why (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 16, 11:51:39
        
        Their rail network pisses all over the one in this country (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 11:54:27
        
        That's not very hard though, is it.... (General Chat) - Stoopish, Apr 16, 12:02:00
        
        Lovely old privatisation (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 16, 12:11:37
        
        One are one of the worst companies I've travelled with (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 12:06:28
        
        Blub (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 16, 12:03:08
        
        not blub. FACT (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Apr 16, 12:04:00
        
        Bacon rolls on One trains are lovely... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 16, 12:04:59
        
        That's because they only have to cover an area the size of Norfolk (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 11:58:44
        
        No (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 12:07:11
        
        Not really. The German, Belgian, French, Swiss and Austrian (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 16, 12:05:24
        
        Very efficient Trainsh, yesh. Lovelee Trainsh in Amshterdam (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Apr 16, 11:53:46
        
        Martin Joltashtic (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 16, 11:56:42
  - I am thinking about going there this summer (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 11:14:21
    - Yeah? Reckon your Mum will let you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 16, 11:20:03
      - Not if she sees this (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 16, 11:21:44
      - Yeah, easily (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 11:21:11
        
        Yet she won't let you go to Barcelona? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 16, 11:22:03
        
        I was planning on going there for the Andorra game (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 11:25:04
        
        And you think Croatia is safer ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 16, 11:30:19
        
        I get the feeling your parents haven't travelled much.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 16, 11:30:43
        
        They have (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 11:31:36
        
        do they do most of their travelling in a old, battered, green Proton? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 16, 11:44:50
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 11:45:18
        
        wasn't you i thought i saw after the West Brm game then. (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 16, 11:52:06
        
        Swardeston, Waxham, Attleborough, Swaffham, Downham Market ... (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 11:34:27
        
        But stayed in the local English scene by the sound of it... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 16, 11:33:23
        
        They're happy to let me go to Dubvronik (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 11:38:36
        
        Poor little lamb (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 16, 11:42:27
    - 9... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 16, 11:18:13
    - 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 16, 11:18:01
- Sidari in Corfu is nice. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 16, 11:08:58
  - I went to Argassi about 16 years ago... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 16, 11:09:50
    - Well, it was three years ago we went. No 18-30 wankers then ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 16, 11:13:18
      - * two years ago * (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 16, 11:15:05
        
        But since you were young then, you probably didn't notice all the 18-30 wankers (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 11:17:53
        
        Do you remember owning one of these? (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 11:19:27
        
        I still own and wear (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 11:20:37
        
        ... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 16, 11:21:39
        
        Does he have one of these too? (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 11:28:20
        
        A yellow turban? (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 16, 11:29:27
        
        Nah, one of those long moustaches (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Apr 16, 11:29:50
        
        No, I've been mid-30s since the age of 13. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 16, 11:18:34
  - same here stoops, look at some images on google, loads to do there too (General Chat) - pants, Apr 16, 11:09:48

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