Other things bowlers could do if Woolmer's rule change went ahead

to change the condition of the ball:

Smear their own s**t over one side of it
Cover one side in mud
Stamp on the ball to put it out of shape
Take a boot off and use their studs to virtually destroy the surface of one side
Ejaculate on it
Vomit on it

Don't think those pesky Pakistanis wouldn't do all these things, and more!

Posted By: WorthyHatesFans on August 23rd 2006 at 11:17:28

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Other things bowlers could do if Woolmer's rule change went ahead (General Chat) - WorthyHatesFans, Aug 23, 11:17:28
- i asked this the other day but didn't get an answer... (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 23, 11:51:41
  - you really don't understand cricket do you (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 23, 12:00:07
- it has to be said (General Chat) - fal5taff, Aug 23, 11:20:34
  - That's not entirely true. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 23, 11:26:41
    - disagree (General Chat) - fal5taff, Aug 23, 11:29:42
      - Increased travelling support is also due to ease of travel and a massive.... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 23, 11:35:40
        
        I don't KNOW it wouldnt improve the game (General Chat) - fal5taff, Aug 23, 11:41:41
        
        Has been altered plenty of times in the past...... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 23, 11:45:06
        
        Personally I'd rather see scores of 350-400 (General Chat) - WorthyHatesFans, Aug 23, 11:43:55
      - Crowds at county games have always been shit (General Chat) - WorthyHatesFans, Aug 23, 11:35:34
        
        No they haven't..... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 23, 11:37:36
        
        I would guess that judging by the crowds at 20/20 (General Chat) - WorthyHatesFans, Aug 23, 11:39:37
        
        We *do* have a law which allows for a degree of ball tampering. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 23, 11:50:01
        
        It's a great game. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 23, 11:42:51
        
        Missing buzzy thing at the end of that sentence. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 23, 12:07:54
  - Hoorah for common sense! (n/m) (General Chat) - WorthyHatesFans, Aug 23, 11:22:11

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