i have played one Saturday League football match in my life. was 32yo when asked to

scored 2 in a 3-2 loss to Briston Town. Rough old game. I'd been playing 5 aside a bit and the team i played for were short so registered me for the last game. Banged in one from 25 yards and another from 16 yards. Briston defence kept shouting, "mark the big lump" haha. retired from league football happy after one game.

Posted By: Tony Martin on January 12th 2026 at 14:53:47

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If you were picked to play for Norwich, what type of player would you be (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 12, 14:11:59
- A shit one - I'd fit right in (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 12, 16:55:48
- Marc Libra any day (NCFC) - Kev, Jan 12, 16:03:46
- A legend (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 12, 15:51:57
- One that becomes club folklore, like Michael Theoklitos. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Gaffer, Jan 12, 15:20:42
- Trevor Hockey (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Jan 12, 15:17:15
- Mike Milligan midfield plodder (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Jan 12, 15:13:53
- i'd be like grant holt. a shit houser of a forward. lacking in skill/pace but goal machine (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 12, 14:49:28
  - i have played one Saturday League football match in my life. was 32yo when asked to (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 12, 14:53:47
- Wes (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Jan 12, 14:35:21
- Box to box (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 12, 14:31:28
- goal hanger (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 12, 14:28:37
  - and ace pelanty toe-punter (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 12, 14:33:39
    - I took a pen at the Barclay end once (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 12, 14:35:35
      - you need to get back on that horse then like stuart "psycho" pearce (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 12, 14:45:40
        
        unfortunately I'm banned from entering the field of play since (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 12, 15:31:58
- I'd be like Ali Dia (NCFC) - tim berry, Jan 12, 14:23:36
- Substitute - that was neole in Sunday Football Days. My best skill was.... (NCFC) - Saucerer, Jan 12, 14:20:29
  - Dodgy linesman? (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 12, 14:21:04
    - Sometimes.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Saucerer, Jan 12, 15:04:41
  - my role.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Saucerer, Jan 12, 14:20:48
- Sad but you are getting paid at least 5 times what Springett is getting paid. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 12, 14:20:25
- Little Bobby Eagles (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 12, 14:19:21
- I’d be like Matt Le Tissier (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 12, 14:16:25
- Springett (NCFC) - Highway, Jan 12, 14:15:18

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