I’d be like Matt Le Tissier

Lazy as f**k but so good no-one cares.

Posted By: jamesward on January 12th 2026 at 14:16:25

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If you were picked to play for Norwich, what type of player would you be (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 12, 14:11:59
- A shit one - I'd fit right in (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jan 12, 16:55:48
- Marc Libra any day (NCFC) - Kev, Jan 12, 16:03:46
- A legend (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jan 12, 15:51:57
- One that becomes club folklore, like Michael Theoklitos. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Gaffer, Jan 12, 15:20:42
- Trevor Hockey (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Jan 12, 15:17:15
- Mike Milligan midfield plodder (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Jan 12, 15:13:53
- i'd be like grant holt. a shit houser of a forward. lacking in skill/pace but goal machine (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 12, 14:49:28
  - i have played one Saturday League football match in my life. was 32yo when asked to (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 12, 14:53:47
- Wes (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Jan 12, 14:35:21
- Box to box (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 12, 14:31:28
- goal hanger (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 12, 14:28:37
  - and ace pelanty toe-punter (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 12, 14:33:39
    - I took a pen at the Barclay end once (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 12, 14:35:35
      - you need to get back on that horse then like stuart "psycho" pearce (NCFC) - Tombs, Jan 12, 14:45:40
        
        unfortunately I'm banned from entering the field of play since (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jan 12, 15:31:58
- I'd be like Ali Dia (NCFC) - tim berry, Jan 12, 14:23:36
- Substitute - that was neole in Sunday Football Days. My best skill was.... (NCFC) - Saucerer, Jan 12, 14:20:29
  - Dodgy linesman? (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 12, 14:21:04
    - Sometimes.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Saucerer, Jan 12, 15:04:41
  - my role.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Saucerer, Jan 12, 14:20:48
- Sad but you are getting paid at least 5 times what Springett is getting paid. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jan 12, 14:20:25
- Little Bobby Eagles (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 12, 14:19:21
- I’d be like Matt Le Tissier (NCFC) - jamesward, Jan 12, 14:16:25
- Springett (NCFC) - Highway, Jan 12, 14:15:18

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