OK, this is getting sacked, this is me leaving....f**king sharpish....

I will keep everything vague, although this happened in the 80s it still might be happening?
So I went to work for this company that traded in perishable goods.
My position was stock controller.
When I start I find out that there had been 5 previous guys in the last 18 months......Ruh Roh .....big red flag.

When you have perishable goods you can write off a certain amount of product everyday as spoiled.
Turns out, the whole place was in on the scam (and getting backhanders)..... and guess who had to sign off on it......
I'm a very honest guy so I left pretty quickly saying I had been offered another job (which didn't involve me going to prison for fraud!)

Posted By: usacanary on October 1st 2021 at 20:57:02

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Anyone have any funny "getting sacked" stories. (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 1, 17:48:16
- Aston Villa had this bloke called Paul Lambert working for them... (n/m) (General Chat) - Munich93, Oct 1, 21:08:07
  - I would think the funnier story is the sacking of... (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 1, 21:51:59
- OK, this is getting sacked, this is me leaving....fucking sharpish.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 1, 20:57:02
- There’s the story about Robert Maxwell (think Mike Ashley but worse)… (General Chat) - Ruttles, Oct 1, 20:16:28
  - Fuck,I wish that happened to me! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Oct 1, 20:32:49
    - you’re not a courier though (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 1, 20:57:18
- While at Harrods (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Oct 1, 18:44:00
- Oh another one..... (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Oct 1, 18:40:50
  - ^ has a great tan (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 1, 19:31:20
- Defecating in an Dyson air blade (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Oct 1, 18:35:23
  - When they found out the shut must have hit the fan (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 1, 22:30:53
  - Must have practiced using French public toilets... (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 1, 20:35:02
    - hope you have a good aim! (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 1, 20:59:20
  - Sounds like fun (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 1, 19:44:58
- Well.................. (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Oct 1, 18:33:41
  - One close to that...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 1, 20:32:02
- Yes, an IT manager scorned (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Oct 1, 18:24:04
  - 🤣👏 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Oct 1, 19:12:32
  - LOL... (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 1, 18:34:29

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