Defecating in an Dyson air blade
Another interim job in a factory saw the workers and managers toilets in different places. The managers toilets were nice but the factory floor ones were a bit ropey. All was going well until one morning I walked into the managers toilets to find poo scattered everywhere. I ventured no further and reported to the bloke in charge of cleaning, apparently it had happened before.
What had transpired was that one of the factory workers took exception to a couple of managers, so in revenge would wait until the office was closed and poo in the Dyson airblade.
If the poo was solid it would be lying there ready for the unsuspecting managers fingers to bump into when drying. If runny it would go everywhere and presumably over the defecator too.
Many an hour was discussed on how it was possible and the technique. Like, you could sit on top of the Airblade for half an hour reading the paper as you would get a very hot bum.
Posted By: Ken Breadstick on October 1st 2021 at 18:35:23
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