On the plus side

The chicken breeding nutter up the road seems to have moved so the all day cockerel crowing competition has been voided.

Posted By: Tombs on April 16th 2020 at 20:53:49

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Fairly sure next doors have the virus (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 16, 20:35:25
- Both of my neighbours have had it and I still talk to them (Coronavirus) - WW2 News, Apr 16, 23:10:13
  - We have two buildings where i work (Coronavirus) - Agatha Fisty, Apr 16, 23:29:16
- Tell him to come round. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Garry Brooke, Apr 16, 22:21:58
- pan-shot the fuck out of him (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 16, 22:08:49
- write a threatening note (remember not to sign it or they will know who you are), tie the (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 16, 22:05:05
  - Offer to pay for botb of you to get tested (Coronavirus) - Agatha Fisty, Apr 16, 22:27:59
    - I would pay for you to take a cunt test (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 17, 08:45:11
- www.meatspin.com (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Agatha Fisty, Apr 16, 21:48:48
- Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 16, 21:43:33
- regarding the open bi-folds you could consider a certain level of anti-social c**tery (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 16, 21:41:37
  - Bonfire and a wind machine (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 16, 21:42:21
    - Shitarse (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 16, 21:47:22
      - or, trained rodent/primate/bird or animal/insect/nanobot and do a full spy ops survey from (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 16, 21:59:48
        
        not on the fire ffs, through the door (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 16, 22:01:03
- Or could relax a bit about it (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Apr 16, 21:34:44
  - Thanks so much for the great advice (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 16, 21:41:04
  - He should fucking STAY AT HOME to PROTECT THE NHS and SAVE LIVES (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 16, 21:36:14
  - Ahem (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 16, 21:35:43
    - Oh, really? (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Apr 16, 21:37:10
      - No worries (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 16, 21:42:42
      - If you’re displaying symptoms you should stay indoors (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 16, 21:40:08
        
        And not walk through the village 😬 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 16, 21:40:56
        
        Well if you’re staying indoors you can’t walk through the village! (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 16, 21:48:53
        
        Multi tasking (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 16, 21:50:30
        
        ^ getting ready to represent Premier league clubs (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 16, 21:52:23
        
        You knows it! (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 16, 21:53:19
- 999 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 16, 21:34:23
  - Tell them to bring the SWAT team (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 16, 21:35:32
- me and my partner are coughing all day, have been for weeks (Coronavirus) - CB41, Apr 16, 21:12:09
  - You been tested bruh? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 16, 21:22:32
    - Nope. No other symptoms and not dead yet after (Coronavirus) - CB41, Apr 16, 23:22:27
    - Yes he has (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 16, 21:24:18
      - oof (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 16, 21:32:07
      - 😂 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 16, 21:25:29
  - ^weird sex game with his mejulie (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 16, 21:15:26
- you can pipe very loud ultrasonic sounds (15-20khz should do it) through your speakers (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 16, 21:03:23
- Full frontal assault...bayonets fixed... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 16, 20:59:47
  - My Garry loves a full frontal assault (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 16, 21:01:50
    - And a fixed bayonet (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 16, 21:23:30
      - who doesn’t (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 16, 21:26:33
- catapult a rancid cow through the bifolds..... (Coronavirus) - yellowman, Apr 16, 20:59:14
- What about a drone attack ? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 16, 20:56:48
  - Battery on my drone is goosed (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 16, 21:02:24
    - Paint “Police” on the side of the drone first (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 16, 21:22:48
      - Lols (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 16, 21:27:04
- Call Channel 5 to do a documentary on them.... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Saucerer, Apr 16, 20:53:36
- Firebomb option sounds reasonable (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 16, 20:42:31
  - On the plus side (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 16, 20:53:49
- I would go with the last option. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghost of hucks, Apr 16, 20:39:12
  - Probably got no option really (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 16, 20:44:31
    - The greater good. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghost of hucks, Apr 16, 21:58:01

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