Ha, these are the halcyon days
Sure it's brutal but you quickly adjust to not sleeping and at 3am it's easy to rationalise: one or two of nappy/milk/dummy/bottle will generally sort it.
Fast forward 2 years, when you've gotten used to getting a good night's sleep again, and then the random waking and phantom bed swappers appear....
Why are you in my bed?
'I don't like the dark'
But you have a nightlight?
'I don't like my night light'
Why don't you like the dark?
'The octopus is getting me'
WTF?
'The octopus...
There's no octopus. Shall we take you back to your bed now?
'No, it's morning time'
No it's not. Does your Growclock say it's morning time?
'I don't like my Growclock'
Just go to sleep.
'You're taking all the covers'
It's MY bed
'No, it isn't, it's mummy's bed'
FFS!
Posted By: CWC on October 28th 2018 at 08:38:16
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- Newborns care not for clocks (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, Oct 28, 03:14:01
- The oldies are no better, I offered to pick my 82 year old dad up from a function last (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Oct 28, 08:54:52
- Jesus,respect to mr Pablo senior! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Oct 28, 09:55:41
- Ha, these are the halcyon days (General Chat) - CWC, Oct 28, 08:38:16
- Have you been surveilling my house? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 28, 10:51:50
- them bits, the fucking annoying middle of the night intrusion bits (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 28, 09:56:43
- Haha - spot on. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Oct 28, 09:30:24
- Hahahha. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, Oct 28, 09:09:29
- This is where I’m at now. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Oct 28, 08:56:01
- Hahahaha (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 28, 08:49:44
- meh, I'm a traditionalist (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Oct 28, 09:09:13
- This is the most spot on thing I've ever read on this accursed webzine. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Oct 28, 08:47:15
- Nor cats, awaiting breakfast 😠 (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Oct 28, 08:30:25
- Tee hee (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Oct 28, 07:12:18
- The oldies are no better, I offered to pick my 82 year old dad up from a function last (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Oct 28, 08:54:52
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