Wowser! I get excited if a find a quid in a pair of jeans I'd forgotten about

Posted By: Mozzer on July 19th 2018 at 20:24:56

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Following on from Dubs lost property post - what's the best thing you've ever found.... (General Chat) - Mozzer, Jul 19, 20:03:59
- Porn mag stash (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jul 19, 22:45:01
- 2 birds in a bush (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 19, 21:40:09
- A mediaeval ampulla from the Walsingham shrine dated 1100 and something (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 19, 21:36:17
- The wroth (General Chat) - CauldRon, Jul 19, 21:25:34
  - X (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Jul 19, 21:32:39
- Jumbo’s prostate. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 19, 21:21:05
- funnily enough I found a complete all expenses paid holiday to the dolomites (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 19, 20:47:59
  - I'd have had to go with no.1 - might of asked the company to (General Chat) - Mozzer, Jul 19, 20:54:25
    - They said they would remunerate my out of pocket (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 19, 20:57:52
      - Did any shennanigans go on to get takeaway or something off the base in the army days Mr T (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 19, 21:13:02
        
        I indirectly stole a buffaloes head (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 19, 21:25:33
        
        Despite, well, I know, you might die, forces do sound bloody good fun!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 19, 21:29:08
        
        Years and years ago when I was going through one of my bad times I tried to join.. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 19, 21:31:07
        
        sod that, i wouldn't even join the british legion 😂 (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 19, 21:35:34
        
        Actually my Dr Schouller said 'I'm not trusting you to go to Sainsbury's at the moment.. (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 19, 21:41:39
        
        gotta pay attention to the docs doc (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 19, 21:44:24
        
        I know Mr Tombs and I do, twas a good foo years back! Never go back as my father says!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 19, 21:46:51
        
        All that nonsense about a new life and all that. Very tempting when unwell. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 19, 21:42:26
      - Yo bloody right - you've stop someone possibly missing their holiday and them having (General Chat) - Mozzer, Jul 19, 21:02:00
        
        *to (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Jul 19, 21:02:16
- A house. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 19, 20:45:28
  - Okay.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Jul 19, 20:55:22
- I can't recall finding anything exciting but a mate of mine.. (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 19, 20:43:27
  - how did he know it was cocaine? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 19, 20:59:38
    - Why did he take it home? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 19, 22:24:34
      - he was thinking about it (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 19, 22:35:39
    - well the police told him (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 19, 21:05:40
  - Bet a few of them get washed up round these parts.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Jul 19, 20:51:37
- £50 at the Barclays cashpoint in Wymondham (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 19, 20:40:25
  - Well done sir! Didn't know I bank would then give it back to you if unclaimed (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Jul 19, 20:46:30
    - Yeah apparently they all will (General Chat) - JoeyDeacon, Jul 19, 20:53:07
- The clitoris (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Jul 19, 20:36:20
  - Do you have IED's email address? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jul 19, 20:50:41
  - Erm.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Jul 19, 20:37:35
- Found an Amex card on a day out in London (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 19, 20:24:10
  - Naughty naughty (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 19, 21:17:01
  - the perfect victimless crime (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 19, 20:59:05
    - That I made it up? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 19, 21:30:23
      - ahhhhhhh (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 19, 21:54:41
  - Righto. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jul 19, 20:57:26
  - fuck me , thats theft (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 19, 20:44:42
  - Oooh - my conscience wouldn't have let me do that! (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Jul 19, 20:32:51
- £200 in my suit jacket (that I'd not worn for about 2 years) (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jul 19, 20:22:17
  - you've got a suit? (n/m) (General Chat) - dr fanta, Jul 19, 21:36:35
    - I've got 5 suits now. Go me! (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jul 19, 22:04:16
  - Cor some bear money there Karn bor!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 19, 21:02:38
    - I think I used it to clear my overdraft or something Dr D (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jul 19, 22:05:06
  - Wowser! I get excited if a find a quid in a pair of jeans I'd forgotten about (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Jul 19, 20:24:56
    - I was stunned, no idea what I'd got it out for at all - I'd be happy to find a fiver now! (n/m) (General Chat) - Karnivore, Jul 19, 22:03:36
- a brand new sony mini-hifi, plus speakers (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 19, 20:11:19
  - That's quite a find! (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Jul 19, 20:16:11
    - it helped redress the balance (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 19, 20:21:41
      - Are you still coming over Worz and when sir!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 19, 21:11:08
        
        I am (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 19, 21:24:17
        
        Yay fab. FB once plans in place! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 19, 21:27:57
        
        yep, is that wroth up you mentioned still going ahead? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 19, 21:33:42
        
        I might be around in the city during the daytimes though (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 19, 22:01:11
- £20 in a puddle when I was I'll and double skint. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 19, 20:09:58
  - I'd have stretched that £3 to include some cider. (General Chat) - tudders, Jul 19, 20:42:44
    - I believe so,i think at the time I was actually allergic to alcohol. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 19, 20:55:38
  - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Bungle, Jul 19, 20:34:54
  - Sounds like that came at a good time! (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Jul 19, 20:14:39
    - It did,it was fr igging freezing, the year we were in the 3rd division (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 19, 20:19:22
  - Awesomeness Proth! :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 19, 20:10:36
    - Ha,sorry for getting arsey.👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 19, 20:15:45
- £20 note at Pleasure Wood Park when I was about 12. Brother took it to 'hand in'. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 19, 20:05:07
  - That was kind of him......! (n/m) (General Chat) - Mozzer, Jul 19, 20:14:05
    - Ha ha, quite! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 19, 20:16:15
      - I found a tenner at Thruxton in about 1980,my wanker uncle claimed it (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jul 19, 20:21:04

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