I once worked at a maltings and they hired a guy to push a

flattening device over the malt for roasting, but failed to notice that he had no thumbs and was therefore totally unable to do it

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on May 31st 2018 at 22:03:56

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quality thread down there in case you missed it vvv (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 20:04:01
- I generally like Norway’s contributions. (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 31, 21:27:29
  - Froth of the ladyboys..... (General Chat) - usacanary, May 31, 23:22:38
  - Haha couldn’t have put it better myself (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 31, 22:53:04
  - No I don't (General Chat) - norway, May 31, 21:35:27
    - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 31, 21:40:15
  - The Christmas tree for trafalgar sq is a nice touch (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 31, 21:28:42
    - trufax (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 21:33:34
      - Lolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 31, 21:40:44
        
        not strictly true (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 21:48:39
        
        I knew one of them. From Southend. (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 31, 21:52:52
        
        Wouldn't have helped him put his hand in his pocket though. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, May 31, 21:55:23
        
        pretty good at difficult "bridge" shots at snooker i'd imagine as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 21:55:16
        
        now i fear i might be coming across as a disable-ist (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 21:59:02
        
        I once worked at a maltings and they hired a guy to push a (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 31, 22:03:56
        
        Did they make a reasonable adjustment? (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 31, 22:07:16
        
        I think that was before such things existed (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 31, 22:16:48
      - Noel Coward didn’t know his Geography. (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 31, 21:38:20
        
        London ponce, enough said (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 21:43:25
        
        I had that quote framed above my desk when I worked in that London. (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 31, 21:47:03
        
        lovely stuff (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 21:54:15
        
        Having grown up in the Waveney Valley. (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 31, 22:03:52
        
        same here (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 22:07:55
        
        You’re on! I march tomorrow! (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 31, 22:15:45
        
        Primary mission objective: (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 22:20:05
        
        Accepted. White Range Rovers beware! (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 31, 22:27:28
    - Drops too many needles. 21st century FFS. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, May 31, 21:33:30
- Started well but really dropped off toward the latter stages (General Chat) - CauldRon, May 31, 20:15:14
  - stuck in the corner trading weak jabs and clinching a lot (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 20:18:00
    - It's your classic heavyweights cancelling each other out (General Chat) - CauldRon, May 31, 20:20:35
      - More like ladyboy lightweights hair pullling and handbag swinging (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, May 31, 23:27:47
      - I would shit em tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 31, 20:36:34
      - punched themselves out (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 20:23:40
        
        They certainly should this pair of nags. (General Chat) - CauldRon, May 31, 20:27:58
- I’ve been to twelvereife (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 31, 20:06:10
  - Is that in the budgie islands? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, May 31, 23:30:39
  - i've been there thirteen times (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 20:09:35
    - did you know that Mount Teide casts the largest sea shadow in the world¿? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 31, 20:15:22
      - I suffered altitude issues and had to give up climbing it 100m from the top (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, May 31, 22:09:56
        
        It is fairly high after all (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 31, 23:15:44
      - No, I didn’t (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 31, 20:27:13
        
        i didn't either (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 20:58:28
        
        You and your superior holier than though fake facts Hala Madrid (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 31, 21:09:09
        
        Fraudiola! (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 21:28:41
    - they are still at it lolf (General Chat) - Tombs, May 31, 20:13:20
      - nowt wrong with a good old wrothbicker (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 31, 20:16:20

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