The moment you have to speak to a Wrangler is the moment your tippage chances go from 99%

to 1% chance.

As you so wisely state, the questions are designed to catch you out. This is to be expected, they revel in it.
My last time went like this:

Wrangler: "What you dumping?
MW: "wood"
W: "how much you got?"
MW: "old fence panel and rabbut hutch, all broken up"
W: "is it 80 litres?"
MW: "No...a car full, why"
W: "you can only dump 80 litres of wood"
MW: "well you can fanny about measuring if you want, I'm going to tip it"

FUCK YOU WRANGLER

One tactic is to have a co-tippee and get them (ideally a woman) to take some seriously solid metal item (eg bike frame, old bit of pipework etc) and feign confusion as to where it goes.

Of course they'll be all over to claim to put it in the right compartment (a handy spot next to the metal recycyling, but not actually amongst it...) leaving you scott free to dump broken glass, paint, all the wall mounted cupboards you can carry etc.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER on April 25th 2016 at 13:21:10

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Skip Report Monday 25 April 2016 (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 11:52:53
- We went this morning too. One of the tip rats told us "we're not (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 25, 14:10:42
  - on ours they've new signs what say "WE EXPECT RESPECT" (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 14:13:55
    - I noticed this morning that ours even has an asbestos skip. All (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 25, 14:18:22
      - where is this? this is sheer lunacy (although better than idiots burying it/chucking it in (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 25, 14:41:25
        
        up north - life is cheap up north (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 25, 15:37:01
        
        Northern kids used to play with raw asbestos in the street, scoop it up like snowballs (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 25, 16:02:34
        
        "used to" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 16:20:47
      - Sounds reasonable. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 25, 14:34:27
        
        Tis, intut (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 25, 15:44:13
    - Sounds reasonable. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 25, 14:18:05
      - surely shouldn't need a sign though? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 14:20:47
- Dig a big hole in your garden... boom - craft landfill. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Apr 25, 13:42:15
- GPRSY Tipping is much more straight forward than NFN Tipping. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 13:35:57
- 5 Golden rules for tipping shit at the shit tip - Mile Cross edition (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 25, 12:34:39
  - Good advice. (General Chat) - APB, Apr 25, 13:06:11
    - I just blank them and ding it in there. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 25, 13:25:07
      - Hahaha... check online... allowed... you're basically a Wranglers pet. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 25, 13:26:34
        
        mile x is always a bit of a gamble (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 13:58:12
        
        Yeah. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 25, 13:54:21
    - The moment you have to speak to a Wrangler is the moment your tippage chances go from 99% (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 25, 13:21:10
  - urgh, I used the word "tippage" - deactivating as we speak (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 25, 12:39:25
- The center between Spixworth and Coltishall has a special bin for paint pots or (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 25, 12:33:43
- iplayer this Tombs! It's marvellous (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 25, 12:33:07
  - cheers bwod i shall save that up for a rainy day ☔️ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 14:04:15
- i use my old fence panels for firewood (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 25, 12:10:48
  - good tip, would have saved me flushing it all down the 🚽 (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 12:14:20
- Which one? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 25, 12:03:39
  - bergh apton (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 12:10:39
- it's a nightmare - fly tipping is the way to go (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 25, 12:03:12
  - chrispy has sorted it so no need to worry about the bizzies 🚔 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 12:05:52
- Hare goo. (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Apr 25, 12:00:36
  - excellent, and totally unregulated you say even toxic waste is ok? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 12:03:56
- So is that TTIP MADNESS? (n/m) (General Chat) - CauldRon, Apr 25, 11:56:49
  - yes (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 12:00:14

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