5 Golden rules for tipping s**t at the s**t tip - Mile Cross edition

5 Golden rules for tipping st at the st tip - Mile Cross edition

1} take your tippage at a peak time, you need the 'cover' of casual tippers to mask your dropoffs

2} park outside, never in, but not down the access road - you don't want them seeing what you've got on board during your first run, but also you don't want to traipse miles.

3a} Make sure you're dressed scruffy, but not 'professional' scruffy. Ie paint spattered slacks and or a polo shirt are a no-go. Wear dirty jeans and an old checked shirt.

3b} Dressing normally and taking in a dump run as part of a normal weekend day of activity will get you cautioned. Your footwear is vital. Old trainers ONLY. I masked my last illegal drop offs (paint) due to some n00b in inkwash jeans with turnups and desert boots getting grilled for trying to skip a bag of plant cuttings. The waste wranglers pounced on him straight away as he wasn't right for their place. Clearly he was going with his bird for a coffee straight after. Wranglers don't like those that haven't committed at least a full hour (travel plus dump time) to the dump run.

4} relax. take your embargoed item and stride purposefully to the dump zone. Don't even pretend to be assessing where it should go. Just walk and tip. Hesitancy, doubt, poor confidence etc will be smelt a mile off. You will need to prime a good tip-run soundtrack to motivate you if you lack the sheer arrogance to front the wranglers with a boot load of contraband.

5] if you get collared, front it. Play dumb, maybe even feign being a foreign with minimal English if you like. Maybe even a little De Niro-esque "You talkin' to me?" run thru in the shed. Preparation, preparation, preparation. Play dumb, express sorrowfulness and remorse, but by f**k make sure that tip stays tipped.

Good luck.

Posted By: MIKEWALKER on April 25th 2016 at 12:34:39

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Skip Report Monday 25 April 2016 (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 11:52:53
- We went this morning too. One of the tip rats told us "we're not (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 25, 14:10:42
  - on ours they've new signs what say "WE EXPECT RESPECT" (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 14:13:55
    - I noticed this morning that ours even has an asbestos skip. All (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 25, 14:18:22
      - where is this? this is sheer lunacy (although better than idiots burying it/chucking it in (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 25, 14:41:25
        
        up north - life is cheap up north (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 25, 15:37:01
        
        Northern kids used to play with raw asbestos in the street, scoop it up like snowballs (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 25, 16:02:34
        
        "used to" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 16:20:47
      - Sounds reasonable. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 25, 14:34:27
        
        Tis, intut (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 25, 15:44:13
    - Sounds reasonable. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 25, 14:18:05
      - surely shouldn't need a sign though? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 14:20:47
- Dig a big hole in your garden... boom - craft landfill. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Apr 25, 13:42:15
- GPRSY Tipping is much more straight forward than NFN Tipping. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 13:35:57
- 5 Golden rules for tipping shit at the shit tip - Mile Cross edition (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 25, 12:34:39
  - Good advice. (General Chat) - APB, Apr 25, 13:06:11
    - I just blank them and ding it in there. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 25, 13:25:07
      - Hahaha... check online... allowed... you're basically a Wranglers pet. (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 25, 13:26:34
        
        mile x is always a bit of a gamble (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 13:58:12
        
        Yeah. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 25, 13:54:21
    - The moment you have to speak to a Wrangler is the moment your tippage chances go from 99% (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 25, 13:21:10
  - urgh, I used the word "tippage" - deactivating as we speak (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 25, 12:39:25
- The center between Spixworth and Coltishall has a special bin for paint pots or (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 25, 12:33:43
- iplayer this Tombs! It's marvellous (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 25, 12:33:07
  - cheers bwod i shall save that up for a rainy day ☔️ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 14:04:15
- i use my old fence panels for firewood (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 25, 12:10:48
  - good tip, would have saved me flushing it all down the 🚽 (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 12:14:20
- Which one? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 25, 12:03:39
  - bergh apton (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 12:10:39
- it's a nightmare - fly tipping is the way to go (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 25, 12:03:12
  - chrispy has sorted it so no need to worry about the bizzies 🚔 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 12:05:52
- Hare goo. (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Apr 25, 12:00:36
  - excellent, and totally unregulated you say even toxic waste is ok? (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 12:03:56
- So is that TTIP MADNESS? (n/m) (General Chat) - CauldRon, Apr 25, 11:56:49
  - yes (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 25, 12:00:14

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