Wrap it in news paper

Place it carefully outside his front door and set fire to it.

Then bang loudly on the door and run away sharpish

He may get the massage

Posted By: emmaroyds on January 22nd 2015 at 13:51:07

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I ain't picking up some unpleasant arsehole's dog mess (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 13:30:02
- Thanks prof (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 16:22:24
- Sometimes it is the simple things... a house I had had around (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jan 22, 15:41:05
- What colour is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Jan 22, 14:49:07
- Girl (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Jan 22, 14:35:26
- I noticed a dog poop with green powder on it and it was still there a week later (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jan 22, 14:24:03
- pair of marigolds..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 22, 14:15:46
  - ^Winner. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Jan 22, 14:42:22
- Put it on a stick and run around the playground with it like the good old days (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 22, 14:12:40
- I'll sort this issue, with an emphasis on permanence, for ?80 (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 22, 13:53:09
  - I hear Breadstick is the boss on these type of jobs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Jan 22, 13:55:10
    - He seems to be the boss over Walker on all types of things (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 22, 14:44:33
- Wrap it in news paper (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Jan 22, 13:51:07
  - I got my dad some lion poo to keep the shitarses off his garden (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 22, 14:15:13
    - True story - Baron de Hoghton (of Hoghton Tower, Lancs) planted (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 22, 14:41:14
      - Hoghton out! (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Jan 22, 14:44:05
        
        That's the place where Sirloin Steak originated (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 22, 14:46:25
        
        Allegedly (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 22, 14:46:43
- Lime. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 22, 13:43:44
  - What does it do prof (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 13:45:54
    - Disolve i think. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 22, 14:49:52
    - Causes bellyache (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 22, 14:15:09
      - But to cure that you have to put lime in the coconut (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Jan 22, 18:54:03
- follow him, find where he lives and go back after dark and take a dump on his lawn (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jan 22, 13:32:55
  - I kind of know where he lives (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 13:35:53
    - Write to council. They won't reveal your identity. Had similar incident a few years back (General Chat) - Pit, Jan 22, 13:40:44
      - That's what I don't want really (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 13:42:44
        
        Just ask SCC to politely stop doing it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Jan 22, 13:48:00
        
        Hasn't Norway got a dog? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 22, 13:50:15
        
        Classic (General Chat) - norway, Jan 22, 14:14:21
        
        Calm down luv. You do take life way too seriously sometimes. (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 22, 15:11:30
        
        Truth. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jan 22, 15:32:41
        
        Stop it you lot or we will end up with textbook afternoon Wrath nuke-off. (General Chat) - Pit, Jan 22, 13:54:23
        
        Not from me, I'm extremely respectful of norway's efforts recently (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 15:42:11
        
        Norway's a dog shagger?? Blimey (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 22, 13:52:22
        
        I love dogs (General Chat) - norway, Jan 22, 14:14:41
        
        I've never been into dogs. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 22, 14:18:23
        
        Grew up with them (General Chat) - norway, Jan 22, 14:24:42
        
        ^^^^^Keith Lard^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Jan 22, 14:18:22
    - .... (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 13:40:25
      - Torch the block of flats. Might take out a few innocents but, ho hum, (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 22, 13:43:02
        
        Is that what they call friendly fire ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Jan 22, 13:47:02
        
        Collateral damage.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Jan 22, 14:13:07
        
        My mentor at anger management says I have to stop thinking like this about everything (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 13:43:55
    - smell up the usb? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 22, 13:39:52

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