I ain't picking up some unpleasant arsehole's dog mess

anyone got any ideas how to dissolve it ?

I can't be arsed complaining to the council about some inbred animal shagging smack head neglector. I don't want his dog s**t through my letter box when I find out the council don't deal with the issue or him

Is there a way to dissolve it? I'm thinking white vinegar and boiling water? Won't harm the dog, probably kill the grass

Any ideas?

Posted By: pants on January 22nd 2015 at 13:30:02

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I ain't picking up some unpleasant arsehole's dog mess (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 13:30:02
- Thanks prof (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 16:22:24
- Sometimes it is the simple things... a house I had had around (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jan 22, 15:41:05
- What colour is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Jan 22, 14:49:07
- Girl (n/m) (General Chat) - Real Man, Jan 22, 14:35:26
- I noticed a dog poop with green powder on it and it was still there a week later (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jan 22, 14:24:03
- pair of marigolds..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 22, 14:15:46
  - ^Winner. (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Jan 22, 14:42:22
- Put it on a stick and run around the playground with it like the good old days (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 22, 14:12:40
- I'll sort this issue, with an emphasis on permanence, for ?80 (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Jan 22, 13:53:09
  - I hear Breadstick is the boss on these type of jobs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Jan 22, 13:55:10
    - He seems to be the boss over Walker on all types of things (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 22, 14:44:33
- Wrap it in news paper (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Jan 22, 13:51:07
  - I got my dad some lion poo to keep the shitarses off his garden (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jan 22, 14:15:13
    - True story - Baron de Hoghton (of Hoghton Tower, Lancs) planted (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 22, 14:41:14
      - Hoghton out! (n/m) (General Chat) - bird table, Jan 22, 14:44:05
        
        That's the place where Sirloin Steak originated (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 22, 14:46:25
        
        Allegedly (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 22, 14:46:43
- Lime. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 22, 13:43:44
  - What does it do prof (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 13:45:54
    - Disolve i think. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Jan 22, 14:49:52
    - Causes bellyache (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 22, 14:15:09
      - But to cure that you have to put lime in the coconut (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Jan 22, 18:54:03
- follow him, find where he lives and go back after dark and take a dump on his lawn (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jan 22, 13:32:55
  - I kind of know where he lives (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 13:35:53
    - Write to council. They won't reveal your identity. Had similar incident a few years back (General Chat) - Pit, Jan 22, 13:40:44
      - That's what I don't want really (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 13:42:44
        
        Just ask SCC to politely stop doing it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Jan 22, 13:48:00
        
        Hasn't Norway got a dog? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 22, 13:50:15
        
        Classic (General Chat) - norway, Jan 22, 14:14:21
        
        Calm down luv. You do take life way too seriously sometimes. (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 22, 15:11:30
        
        Truth. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jan 22, 15:32:41
        
        Stop it you lot or we will end up with textbook afternoon Wrath nuke-off. (General Chat) - Pit, Jan 22, 13:54:23
        
        Not from me, I'm extremely respectful of norway's efforts recently (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 15:42:11
        
        Norway's a dog shagger?? Blimey (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 22, 13:52:22
        
        I love dogs (General Chat) - norway, Jan 22, 14:14:41
        
        I've never been into dogs. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 22, 14:18:23
        
        Grew up with them (General Chat) - norway, Jan 22, 14:24:42
        
        ^^^^^Keith Lard^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Jan 22, 14:18:22
    - .... (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 13:40:25
      - Torch the block of flats. Might take out a few innocents but, ho hum, (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 22, 13:43:02
        
        Is that what they call friendly fire ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pit, Jan 22, 13:47:02
        
        Collateral damage.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Jan 22, 14:13:07
        
        My mentor at anger management says I have to stop thinking like this about everything (General Chat) - pants, Jan 22, 13:43:55
    - smell up the usb? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 22, 13:39:52

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