What would you prefer

A hand made out of ham or an armpit that could dispense handcream?

The hand would regrow after a few days so you would need to ration how much you eat.

Likewise there would not be a limitless supply of suncream - maybe a bottle-worth every fortnight or so.

Posted By: norway on November 26th 2014 at 17:41:01

Message Thread

Do folk honestly think it's about "moaning when we lose"? Jesus H (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Nov 26, 17:21:57
- I don't think it was a bold appointment in Lambert, we were lucky, pure and simple (NCFC) - trianglepatch, Nov 26, 21:59:56
- To be fair it annoys me just as much when people are so accepting (NCFC) - Mickdundee, Nov 26, 19:09:53
  - Modern media and rolling news could be to blame for this mirroring itself (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 19:21:08
- and? what do you want me to do about it? (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 18:51:43
  - i'm waiting for the protest march from the swimming pool (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 26, 19:20:04
    - the march of the drips (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 19:33:35
  - So, a re packaged greatest hits wotb all last season? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 18:57:47
    - have you had too much sunny delight this afternoon? (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 18:59:30
      - potty mouth (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 19:02:52
- The Chelsea game was an utter disgrace.. (NCFC) - phrankin, Nov 26, 18:45:33
  - s (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 26, 19:53:04
    - agreed 100%.....even Jose was perplexed (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 26, 19:58:11
- You make it sound like its easy to run a football club (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 26, 18:26:07
  - Couldn't agree more BUT... (NCFC) - loz, Nov 26, 18:27:26
    - This is droves (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 18:44:48
      - As a non supporter of Norwich I couldn't care less what you think pants (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 26, 19:35:39
    - Exactly just eliminate the crazy shit is all we ask! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 18:27:57
  - Easy not to make stupid decisions (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 18:27:26
- what do you think the solution is? (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Nov 26, 18:04:56
  - Hiring a football manager would be a good start (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 18:08:54
    - Mikey you really are an annoying little cunt (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 26, 18:27:47
      - I can believe it (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 18:29:43
        
        You have never ever been proven once to be right (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 26, 19:38:55
- People just can't see it mate (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 17:53:49
  - Of course it's ok to be annoyed about it, just (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 18:01:52
    - VMT. Capitals and rhetorical questions, over and over. (n/m) (NCFC) - avenging canary, Nov 26, 21:32:51
    - That would be giving up (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 18:04:46
      - It would be shutting up and leaving other folk to be pissed off in peace (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 18:05:44
  - Hang on Mikey, that's not right. (NCFC) - APB, Nov 26, 18:00:24
    - I'm sure they're trying to succeed (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 18:03:11
      - TBF, they do have an excuse - (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 18:04:57
        
        Lunatics yes (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 18:06:02
        
        If we start going down the literal route I'm off. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Nov 26, 18:06:37
    - Exactly this (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Nov 26, 18:01:37
  - Everyone sees it (NCFC) - norway, Nov 26, 17:56:59
    - Well said that man. (n/m) (NCFC) - avenging canary, Nov 26, 21:34:15
    - Norwich fans on the whole just aren't that bothered? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 17:59:29
      - I have a season ticket. I go to several away games a season. (NCFC) - APB, Nov 26, 18:02:48
        
        *that* bothered about results and success (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 18:05:45
        
        That depends on how you define success (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 18:06:47
        
        Making competent decisions (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 18:10:03
        
        And suppose they'd made a "competent" decision to employ a "proper" manager (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 18:12:44
        
        I'd hope he was replaced before doing too much damage (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 18:14:39
  - No one has said they can do no wrong have they? (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Nov 26, 17:55:14
    - Maybe people just don't care that they do wrong (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 17:57:37
      - Would you like a board made up of billionaires instead? I genuinely wouldn't (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Nov 26, 18:10:19
        
        No just a board making competent decisions (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 18:10:48
      - what do you think the fans can or should do about it? (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Nov 26, 18:07:40
        
        Try to influence the board (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 18:13:08
        
        I think that was a very poor decision (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Nov 26, 18:21:43
        
        Ha you think we'd have stayed up under hughton? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 18:26:47
        
        He probably thinks we should shoot McNally in the face (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 18:08:51
      - I'm not that arsed, no. In fact I don't know why I'm still posting about it. I hope (NCFC) - Adster, Nov 26, 18:00:40
        
        It surely beats work (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 26, 18:06:30
    - Feels like it at times... (NCFC) - loz, Nov 26, 17:57:01
- The Chelsea game was a shambles... (NCFC) - loz, Nov 26, 17:46:15
- What would you prefer (NCFC) - norway, Nov 26, 17:41:01
  - Maybe you could provide a load of cheap unhelpful replies to display the fact you (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 17:58:12
    - Stop escalating pants (NCFC) - norway, Nov 26, 18:15:01
      - = same users had a day of nostalgia (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 18:18:39
- To your credit you moan when we win too :- (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Nov 26, 17:34:05
  - That thing on the end was sposed to be an internet winky face thing. (NCFC) - Adster, Nov 26, 17:35:09
    - It looks like you're calling him a dick (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 26, 17:45:43
      - New emoticon invented just there. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Nov 26, 18:03:44
      - lol (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 26, 17:57:35
      - ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 17:55:01
      - I'm not, honestly! (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Nov 26, 17:52:39
        
        So you've been skiving off all day on the wrath (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 26, 17:59:33
        
        I believe you :) (NCFC) - thebigfeller, Nov 26, 17:56:30
- It's credible you go into depth of it all (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 17:27:04

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