The remake is a f**king horror show.

Why would you f**king remake The Wicker Man. Why?

Full disclosure: I haven't actually seen the remake, I just know it is dreadful by osmosis.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on November 21st 2014 at 20:26:58

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Really good horror filums. Any age. List them. Go. Now. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 20:21:54
- there's only ever been one good horror movie (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 22, 01:15:01
- [REC] (NCFC) - mr chimp, Nov 21, 22:22:57
  - Good. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 23:19:02
- Frogs (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Nov 21, 22:14:03
- Battle royalle (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Nov 21, 21:13:54
  - good idea, very poor execution (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 22, 00:08:37
- The Australian one!!! With the balmy bloke who kidnaps the hikers (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 21:01:17
  - And they get rescued by a kangaroo that can talk? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 21, 21:15:49
  - wolf creek (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 21, 21:14:05
    - eek yep that one charles! He's a brill actor to be able to convey being that nasty (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 21:30:49
    - I'm drilling with a crew in an area like that at the moment. (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Nov 21, 21:18:14
      - Thing is that filum isn't a jokey story, tis based on a real mystery... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 21:33:35
        
        It is a big place for sure, (NCFC) - I Am Hoot, Nov 22, 07:44:14
        
        Thing is you could fit a kagillion Norfolks in the Aussie middle of nowhere. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 21:41:16
        
        Umm, I'm staying put AB! :) I hate open spaces. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 22:23:47
        
        Right you are Dr D, right you are. Also, there's stuff out there wants us dead, very badly (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 23:17:06
  - Crocodile Dundee? (n/m) (NCFC) - Mr Perfect, Nov 21, 21:13:52
- The Blob, Re-Animator, Let the right one in... (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Nov 21, 20:53:16
  - The Swedish original Let The Right One In is brilliant. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Nov 21, 20:56:36
    - That is. All the way through I couldn't decide if I was enjoying it or not. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 20:58:29
- I still like Dead Calm (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:52:19
- Not technically horror, but Assault on Precinct 13 as well. (NCFC) - APB, Nov 21, 20:50:45
- Christine. (NCFC) - APB, Nov 21, 20:48:58
- The Thing (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 21, 20:47:30
- has anyone said Candyman, candyman, candyman (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 21, 20:43:25
  - no, I said event horizon (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 21, 20:44:46
    - Oo when he sees all the images. gijeapoigjeraoigjear[ig (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:48:03
      - scariest film I've seen (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 21, 20:50:14
        
        He's a great actor (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:52:06
- I still have a soft spot for Blair Witch. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Nov 21, 20:40:41
  - Yup. Proper scary. (n/m) (NCFC) - avenging canary, Nov 21, 20:58:40
  - Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 21, 20:51:03
  - Yep, you see that end bit was what I consider true horror. Didn't see anything... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:45:14
  - Oh god, me too. I really liked it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 20:41:18
- Event Horizon (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 21, 20:40:09
- NOT Cabin Fever. (NCFC) - APB, Nov 21, 20:39:44
- Police Academy 7: Mission To Moscow (NCFC) - Mr Perfect, Nov 21, 20:37:58
- Se7en. If you can call it horror. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Nov 21, 20:37:48
- Eraserhead, tried it, turned off after 30 mins. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:37:22
- Sound of Music (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Nov 21, 20:34:52
  - God I hate that film. Only seen it once - couple of years ago. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 20:39:10
  - "When the Germans come" (NCFC) - APB, Nov 21, 20:36:12
- the shining (NCFC) - earthleakage, Nov 21, 20:34:36
  - Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - avenging canary, Nov 21, 20:50:12
- Meet The Fockers (n/m) (NCFC) - Fanny Forrest, Nov 21, 20:34:17
  - Yes I agree. Had my hands over my eyes, I could not look! (NCFC) - Mr Perfect, Nov 21, 20:40:32
- jacobs ladder (NCFC) - earthleakage, Nov 21, 20:32:59
  - Find that hard to watch for lot's of reasons, real horror. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:35:18
  - No, I get you. I've seen it - loved it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 20:34:13
- I saw the Devil - Korean mass murderer vs cop thing. Very good (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 21, 20:32:11
  - Excellent, ta - that's #2 (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 20:38:23
    - enjoy. My gf woke up screaming after watching that! (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 21, 20:52:28
      - that was nothing to do with a film, naught boy! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 21, 20:54:09
        
        I worry what the neighbours think sometimes (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 21, 20:59:51
        
        y (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 21, 20:54:43
- saw (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 21, 20:32:06
- I spit on your grave. Both. Horrific. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:31:50
- Home Alone 2 (n/m) (NCFC) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Nov 21, 20:31:45
  - I think the New York one is better than the original! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 21:00:45
- Don't Look Now, The Ring. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 21, 20:30:07
  - Oh hello - I'd forgotten The Ring. That's more like it. Been meaning to watch that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 20:31:43
    - Haven't seen the remake (NCFC) - norway, Nov 21, 20:33:57
      - the remake is pretty good tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - earthleakage, Nov 21, 20:36:04
        
        I had heard that, which is why I asked. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 20:37:42
        
        Kerching! (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Nov 21, 20:38:51
      - Wilco. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 20:34:30
- Not really a horror film but The Others was quite good (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 21, 20:30:03
- I would choose Martyrs for a modern day real horror. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:28:44
  - Good choice (n/m) (NCFC) - Newcastle Canary, Nov 21, 21:14:47
- Nekromantik, quite funny in a way though. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:28:01
- Also, not horror but horrific, what Brandonio mentioned the other night. (NCFC) - APB, Nov 21, 20:27:47
  - Yeah, that's on the list, but not the mood I'm after. I want ghosts/demons/poltergeese (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 20:29:18
    - It has a great Rammstein track in it. Innit. (NCFC) - APB, Nov 21, 20:31:26
- 28 days later (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 21, 20:27:35
  - And 28 Weeks Later. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Nov 21, 20:28:13
    - Yes that was great too (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 21, 20:29:21
      - Filmed in the early hours of boxing day (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:31:15
        
        28 years later. Robert Carlysle is in a wheelchair. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Nov 21, 20:32:11
        
        Yep, carbon frozen like han solo and back AGAIN (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:34:22
- The omen (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 21, 20:27:25
- Irreversible, another one of those in the ilk I said below (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:27:13
  - Oh yes. (NCFC) - APB, Nov 21, 20:28:43
    - Yeah hard to watch it, it's got kind of a too real atmosphere, horrific and horrible. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:29:38
- Blue Velvet I always found creepy (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:26:19
- Halloween, salems lot, the shining, american werewolf in london (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 21, 20:26:17
- Wicker Man (NCFC) - APB, Nov 21, 20:26:02
  - The remake is a fucking horror show. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 20:26:58
    - The first film I went to see with my first girlfriend was the remake of Psycho. (NCFC) - APB, Nov 21, 20:30:06
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 21, 20:28:11
    - lols they shot that on channel 5 a lot! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:27:38
- Cube (n/m) (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Nov 21, 20:26:01
  - Ta, that's #3 on the list. Had never heard of that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 20:36:44
  - cube is great! (NCFC) - earthleakage, Nov 21, 20:30:33
  - Good shout, far better than the saw filums (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:30:31
- Annie was pretty horrific (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 21, 20:25:48
  - lols (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:29:54
  - Haha. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 20:27:09
- Alien, The Shining, Audition, Martyrs (Hard to watch) there's so many... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:25:24
- Carrie. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Nov 21, 20:25:21
  - especially the ending! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 21, 20:26:23
- (And by "Any age", I obviously mean the age of the filum, not the age classification) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 20:25:06
- Evil Dead (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 21, 20:23:46
  - The Thing (NCFC) - APB, Nov 21, 20:25:03
    - Yeah the original is brillers (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:25:42
      - good shout, and Blue Velvet too (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 21, 20:28:05
        
        brrrrrr, nasty that filum! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:30:06
        
        the tank of nitrous oxide (or whatever it was supposed to be) was Hopper's idea (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 21, 20:34:04
        
        I think Twin Peaks stole a great deal from Blue Velvet. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 20:36:29

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