You know Ronnie Corbett?

He's brilliant! But he's not really small. They made him look small to fit on telly. They did it with trick photography, which is brilliant. Only they call it special effects, and they're brilliant. Like in Terminator 2. Have you seen it? It's about this bloke who can turn into a puddle and back again. Fantastic! Aren't sequels brilliant? They're the same film but with a different number, like two or three. Even bad films are great, 'cause at least they try. In the future, all films will be brilliant. In fact, everything will be brilliant in the future, with cars on monorails, brilliant silvery costumes, food in pills and probably some special futurey can-opener. Fantastic! And everything will be done by computers. Aren't computers brilliant? They can do anything! Except play football. They'd be no good in goal, but they do everything else, virtually. I'n't virtual reality brilliant? It's exactly like reality, only you wear a hat! I tried it with me brother's crash helmet and I fell down the stairs. Aren't hospitals brilliant?

Posted By: Tombs on October 8th 2014 at 14:28:55

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Home-made hot dog with humous in it. Curry Pot Noodle (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 8, 11:57:55
- When you say 'home made' (NCFC) - norway, Oct 8, 13:33:50
- kilo foxtrot charlie (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 8, 12:46:44
  - 910 calories in the Boneless Banquet (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 8, 13:05:17
    - kfc are pretty low in cals for a takeaway (NCFC) - pants, Oct 8, 13:08:34
      - according to kfc it might be (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 8, 13:16:03
        
        It's because it's chicken innit. White meat significantly less calls than other meats (NCFC) - pants, Oct 8, 14:32:40
        
        There's calories and there's calories from fat innit (NCFC) - norway, Oct 8, 13:32:19
        
        really, more than 50% fat? cor. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 8, 13:44:00
        
        The trick to working out fat calories (NCFC) - norway, Oct 8, 13:54:28
        
        common sense would tell you that kfc is unhealthy shirley (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 8, 14:06:49
        
        can't remember the last time I had one (NCFC) - Brandonio, Oct 8, 14:27:55
        
        Incorrect (NCFC) - norway, Oct 8, 14:08:46
        
        and ... (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 8, 14:12:13
        
        Int baboons brilliant? Int the Rift Valley brilliant? Int chickens brilliant? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 8, 14:21:58
        
        You know Ronnie Corbett? (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 8, 14:28:55
        
        Ah, takes me back. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 15:05:07
        
        ideot lol (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Oct 8, 14:12:59
        
        of course there are good fats which are essential to health, probably not in KFC though (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Oct 8, 13:58:34
        
        Yep (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Oct 8, 13:59:53
        
        *sorry 72 FAT calories (as well as the other calories) (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Oct 8, 13:56:28
        
        Never did Grant Holt any harm (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 8, 13:52:29
- Is a homemade hot dog a sausage in a roll? (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Oct 8, 12:04:21
  - Yes, but I put some humous in the roll too. Fab. (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 8, 12:19:12
    - Nice (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Oct 8, 12:35:28
- Bit weird, intut? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 12:01:28
  - Nigel Slater classic to serve humous with fried meat (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 8, 12:31:39
    - Yeah, but he looks like MBK. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 12:36:44
      - same person (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Oct 8, 12:51:59
  - Made a burger last night and spread humous on it. It was great so made a hot dog today (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 8, 12:17:38
    - Humous is immense with these (NCFC) - pants, Oct 8, 13:00:00
    - As long as you enjoy it. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 8, 12:21:11
      - About the same greatness (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 8, 16:12:14

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