Eeninall. Deeply pissed off with Squeezable Mayonnaise.

I'd never bought it before, having always thought "Pfffft - I bet you couldn't get it all out of the tube! Away with your squeezable nonsense: it's the traditional jar for me, and no mistake!"

But then they put it on special offer: two for the price of one, so I bought one. (Two).

Looking at the sodding damn bastard immovable residue caked around the inside of the first Squeezable jar, that won't come out unless I do a full Steve Backley arm action that dollops 0.25mg on my plate and 2.5g on walls and ceilings, i have come to a simple conclusion.

If a manufacturer sells a product branded as Squeezable, and asks a consumer to pay, say, a pound for a retail unit of same, then the customer should be able to return the not-squeezable remains, plus jar, to said manufacturer and receive a refund plus cost of postage. In the case of this infernal satan-beloved w**king s**tcake of a jar, I reckon I'd get the thick end of 45p back.

And the really good news: I have another 'jar' to look forward to.

If anyone got to the end of this, I'd appreciate a YEAH!!!

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad on November 20th 2013 at 19:12:57

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Eeninall. Deeply pissed off with Squeezable Mayonnaise. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 20, 19:12:57
- A tradesman never blames his tools (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Nov 20, 20:14:12
- Yeah (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 20, 19:49:44
- Been through this a bit recently, with chilli mayonaise. I like the javellin reference (General Chat) - pants, Nov 20, 19:48:31
- why not send it back to the manufacturer with a letter explaining your annoyance? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 20, 19:34:03
  - It's a plan, yes, but I think I fancy the angry mob scenario (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 20, 19:34:44
    - you can do both (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 20, 19:35:59
      - PITCHFORKS! Of COURSE! So much better than a vulgar bat-and-nail jobbie. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 20, 19:39:17
        
        I've always got a pitchfork at the ready in case someone needs lynching (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 20, 19:44:20
- It's fucking bollocks isn't it (General Chat) - Huge Small, Nov 20, 19:25:56
  - just store the squeezable jar inverted and all the shit goes to the neck end (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 20, 19:30:45
    - Some of it does, then loads stays at the base, and you think (General Chat) - pants, Nov 20, 19:49:33
    - Blimey Tombses your health kick is *relentless* (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 20, 19:35:26
      - not really (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 20, 19:45:27
        
        The range on these is well over 25m, get a pair innit (General Chat) - pants, Nov 20, 19:52:29
        
        i got some wireless ones a while back but cant get on with 'em (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 20, 19:58:13
        
        fuck off then (General Chat) - pants, Nov 20, 21:53:13
    - Durrr that's what I did. Applied logic and strategy. did it help? Nooooooooooooooooooooo m (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 20, 19:31:30
  - I reckon we all traipse down to Hellmans with burning torches and bats with nails through (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 20, 19:27:49
- Mayo MUST be spooned. (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 20, 19:15:52
  - not the best advice ever doled out on here... (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 20, 19:18:46
    - 2/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 20, 19:23:43
    - PM Norway (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 20, 19:21:09
      - WOW (head shake double take) i could've sworn that said pants and not Tombs (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Nov 20, 19:22:07
        
        ⦿⦿ (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 20, 19:24:28
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 20, 19:23:59

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