You should recite this, very Christmassy

He laid her on the table
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide... he looked inside
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...

And then he stuffed the turkey.

Posted By: Old Git on November 25th 2011 at 13:31:54

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I need Christmas puns (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 25, 12:46:50
- You should recite this, very Christmassy (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 25, 13:31:54
  - Yes. Yes, I will. (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 25, 13:34:13
- What about "Stuffing a large moist bird" (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 25, 13:27:11
  - Oh, pardon! (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 25, 13:29:16
  - Or "taking down your wife's stocking so you can get a bit more in."? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 25, 13:28:44
    - Father Christmas only comes once a year, but when he does he fills your stockings (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 25, 13:30:10
      - Sliding in and out and emptying his sack (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 25, 13:36:37
        
        "Leaving his load on your children's bed." (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 25, 13:46:42
        
        When his sack is empty he loves seeing their little shiny faces (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 25, 13:50:07
        
        No. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 25, 14:17:32
        
        *like thumb thing* (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Nov 25, 14:00:31
        
        That's disgraceful. You should be ashamed. Honestly, some people. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 25, 13:57:53
        
        You made me - I'm telling (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Nov 25, 14:01:12
        
        No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 25, 13:53:55
        
        Oh please (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 25, 13:52:51
        
        Apostrofail (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 25, 13:47:59
        
        No (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 25, 13:52:31
        
        Isn't it? Balls was right first time. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 25, 13:57:19
        
        Yes you were (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 25, 13:58:50
        
        Yes. Fick as shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 25, 14:03:45
- That's quite a broad brief (General Chat) - norway, Nov 25, 13:25:15
- Can you still say Fairy Lights ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Nov 25, 13:20:07
  - I just checked by saying those two words myself, out loud (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 25, 13:24:22
- Come to the tannoy desk and show me your Mary (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 25, 13:06:39
- I can't stop imagining this (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 25, 12:53:42
  - anyway, to the puns... (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 25, 12:56:03
    - Ta (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 25, 12:58:17
      - Cuba Pudding Jnr. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 25, 13:01:16
        
        And indeed, Pud Will Hunting, I bet all the under 12s still love that film. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 25, 13:01:48
    - check my balls with sows called molly (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 25, 12:56:56
      - ...can't really use that at a school fair :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Nov 25, 12:58:07

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