Oh, had an idea to lessen the blow. What about, right, if I were to

skin it, then stitch it on the other one, putting some additional padding underneath to simulation fat hoogeness, and then pretend the OTHER one died / went missing ?

After all, this was their favourite s**tarse.

Posted By: Steve in Holland on December 6th 2010 at 16:13:27

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Anyone good at making up stories ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 15:54:24
- Anyway, were they in or out? (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 17:00:11
  - I said two ways didn't I (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 17:05:13
- Fox (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 6, 16:27:44
- You're asking that question on here? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 16:26:36
- Turn it into a nice curry, and put it in their freezer....say it just ran away (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 6, 16:15:06
- Take it to a vet for a post-mortem report (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 16:11:34
  - Also hope to fcuk that they don't read WotB! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 6, 16:16:41
  - no body = no case (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 16:14:59
- clone it (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:08:15
- Get one of the cats and claw the dead cat to pieces with its claws (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 6, 16:04:38
  - Better still (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 6, 16:07:22
- Do what everyone else does (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 6, 16:03:51
  - ^^^ POTD ^^^ (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 16:16:53
  - Better wait till they get home and tell them before they see him on facebook (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:04:54
- doesn?t sound good (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 6, 16:02:05
- Tell them that the last time you saw it alive (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 6, 16:01:15
  - Winner so far ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:01:32
- Come clean about the atrocious weather conditions (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 6, 15:59:09
  - Trouble is we DID come clean about not doing it yesterday so the owners know (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:01:12
    - Then they only have themselves to blame for agreeing to your laziness (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 6, 16:02:49
      - Oh, had an idea to lessen the blow. What about, right, if I were to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:13:27
        
        Brilliant! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 6, 16:31:18
- Good work! Well done. Say nothing. Just put the little cunts head on a stick and put it in (General Chat) - jafski, Dec 6, 15:58:54
  - I could stab it and pretend it was attacked by a dog. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:00:30
  - with a big ribbon round it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 16:00:17
  - now THATS ...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 15:59:37
- tell them... (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 15:57:42
- you cat killing bastard (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 15:57:23
- haha - tell her it was fine when you last fed it (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 6, 15:56:01
- get rid of the body........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 15:55:41
  - ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 15:57:42
  - I considered that ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 15:57:04
    - get a replacement that looks just like it (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 6, 16:02:12
      - Impossible. Sherlock was the fattest hoogest shitarse I ever did see. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:03:19
        
        go on, try it anyway (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 6, 16:08:23

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