tell them...

Since it was minus 10, snowing, roads jammed and dangerous (required motorway drive), trains were f**ked and it was only to give them some treats anyway (they had plenty of cat food and water), you decided to wait until today and it died of neglect you cat murdering pair of bastards.

catricide.

Posted By: Tombs on December 6th 2010 at 15:57:42

Message Thread

Anyone good at making up stories ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 15:54:24
- Anyway, were they in or out? (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 17:00:11
  - I said two ways didn't I (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 17:05:13
- Fox (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 6, 16:27:44
- You're asking that question on here? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 16:26:36
- Turn it into a nice curry, and put it in their freezer....say it just ran away (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 6, 16:15:06
- Take it to a vet for a post-mortem report (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 16:11:34
  - Also hope to fcuk that they don't read WotB! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Dec 6, 16:16:41
  - no body = no case (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 16:14:59
- clone it (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:08:15
- Get one of the cats and claw the dead cat to pieces with its claws (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 6, 16:04:38
  - Better still (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 6, 16:07:22
- Do what everyone else does (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 6, 16:03:51
  - ^^^ POTD ^^^ (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 16:16:53
  - Better wait till they get home and tell them before they see him on facebook (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:04:54
- doesn?t sound good (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 6, 16:02:05
- Tell them that the last time you saw it alive (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 6, 16:01:15
  - Winner so far ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:01:32
- Come clean about the atrocious weather conditions (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 6, 15:59:09
  - Trouble is we DID come clean about not doing it yesterday so the owners know (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:01:12
    - Then they only have themselves to blame for agreeing to your laziness (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 6, 16:02:49
      - Oh, had an idea to lessen the blow. What about, right, if I were to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:13:27
        
        Brilliant! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 6, 16:31:18
- Good work! Well done. Say nothing. Just put the little cunts head on a stick and put it in (General Chat) - jafski, Dec 6, 15:58:54
  - I could stab it and pretend it was attacked by a dog. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:00:30
  - with a big ribbon round it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 16:00:17
  - now THATS ...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 15:59:37
- tell them... (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 6, 15:57:42
- you cat killing bastard (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 15:57:23
- haha - tell her it was fine when you last fed it (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 6, 15:56:01
- get rid of the body........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 15:55:41
  - ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 15:57:42
  - I considered that ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 15:57:04
    - get a replacement that looks just like it (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 6, 16:02:12
      - Impossible. Sherlock was the fattest hoogest shitarse I ever did see. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:03:19
        
        go on, try it anyway (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 6, 16:08:23

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