Lionel Blairs once jostled accidently into my niece on the steps of the Theatre Royal

He said "Sweetie! Uncle Lionel is very sorry!", and then minced into the back of the car waiting for him at the kerb.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on February 11th 2010 at 13:13:23

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I've thought of a way of shortening "Hundred Years War" days like this (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 12:40:20
- Good but I just wish they'd all fuck off. They don't have to die, just fuck off. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 11, 13:02:47
  - everyone has to die. (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 13:10:08
    - Lionel Blairs once jostled accidently into my niece on the steps of the Theatre Royal (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:13:23
      - My old man used to drive Lionel Blair in a taxi in earls court in the late 60's (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 11, 13:51:20
    - I saw him in Hy's with Gordon Kaye once. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 11, 13:12:24
  - It's incessant - a bit like Conker on Twatter. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 11, 13:09:27
    - I like Conker's tweets (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 13:13:58
      - "Currently sat in Marylebone station, its cold" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 11, 13:25:21
      - actually, if everyone else on wrath is one person, then it's surely mbk. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 13:15:08
        
        I don't think mbk could imagine a miserable Masonic banker (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 13:26:43
        
        remember, I know I exist though. So he doesn't have to imagine me. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 13:32:08
        
        It's too late for rebranding now (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 13:35:24
    - God, he does a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 11, 13:11:42
  - we could have a duel (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 13:08:31
- What does this all relate to please as unless I'm being whooshed... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 11, 12:47:07
  - OG does do a very good job of these though (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 11, 12:50:34
    - well, the vast majority of it is actual quotes... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 11, 12:54:20
      - blimey (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 11, 12:58:25
        
        yep (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 12:59:47
    - Maybe everyone on this board apart from me is OG. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 12:53:32
      - Hold the phone a minute. The Real Derek Achoras or the Wroth Derek Achoras. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 12:58:26
        
        Thw wrothone. Altho as I say, thinking about it, it might just have been OG (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 13:01:40
        
        Nasty nasty (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 11, 13:05:25
        
        which class was the train carriage in which you were travelling? (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 13:04:28
        
        only if OG is the true nature of the one other user of this board, though (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 13:06:49
        
        Steady on, in a minute you'll end up like Plato or Bishop Berkley (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 13:10:15
        
        I'm thinking of starting boxing training or something similar. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:16:47
        
        Excellent idea, best training there is, you'll feel great (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 13:24:50
        
        "skipping and that" (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 11, 13:19:33
        
        Hello? Yes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:28:17
        
        are you embarking on a mid-life crisis, AB? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 13:18:17
        
        That had passed my mind. It's entirely possible I'm embarking on an early one, yes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:22:13
        
        early mid-life. dammit x 2. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 13:18:55
        
        good point. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 13:13:10
        
        Isn't this when AB posts his picture of Tricky (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 13:12:12
        
        ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:19:20
        
        I don't think Eey-ore was particularly prone to existential crises, was he? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 13:21:03
        
        It it a very very good impression, yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:23:12
        
        well i know i'm not IED (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 11, 13:10:05
      - I'm not OG. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 12:55:54
        
        As IF I would live in Sheffield and eat organic butterbean ragout for lunch (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 12:58:20
        
        And you exist too... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 11, 12:56:25
        
        I think I do. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 12:57:24
      - What was he wearing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 12:55:18
        
        I can't remember (what you were wearing?), but it was on the way to Portsmouth (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 12:56:24
      - Well you defo don't exisi outside of Clapton... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 11, 12:54:41
        
        I'll have a T please Bob (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 11, 12:55:01
  - it's basically an explosion of utter excitement crafted onto the page about the latest (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 12:50:24
    - Roger... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 11, 12:52:27
    - cheers cockchops (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 11, 12:51:06
      - don't mention it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 12:56:43
- ha ha. That is very good. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 12:45:23
  - Not really bothered about bias anymore. The proof is in the pudding (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 12:56:02
  - You are quite right that one must remain neutral. But I did start out on a similar SCC (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 12:54:26
    - i have an a level in english thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 12:57:52
      - an F? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 12:58:09
        
        nope (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 12:59:06
        
        looks like you've been hooked (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 13:01:11
        
        OMG ffs LOL (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 13:04:39
- Nicely brought to the top (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 12:44:03
  - very strange to write such detailed analysis (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 12:46:13
  - mind if i ask a question? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 12:45:58
    - shoot (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 12:46:09
      - do you read your own posts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 12:47:02
        
        No, never (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 12:47:54
        
        that's ok then (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 12:51:27
        
        why do you ask? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 12:51:55
        
        i was making conversation to pass the time of day (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 12:58:52
        
        great, that's 15 minutes gone (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 13:00:15
        
        1 pee emm (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 13:02:17
        
        bye brother (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 13:03:22
  - Errr (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 12:44:53
    - Err (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 12:45:58

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