You are quite right that one must remain neutral. But I did start out on a similar SCC

post, and his style just doesn't lend itself to parody at all. He is monosyllabic, with a small vocabulary, and heavily relies on abbreviations FFS LOL. He doesn't have pants' wonderful relationship with the English language. So I've tried but failed.

Posted By: Old Git on February 11th 2010 at 12:54:26

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I've thought of a way of shortening "Hundred Years War" days like this (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 12:40:20
- Good but I just wish they'd all fuck off. They don't have to die, just fuck off. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 11, 13:02:47
  - everyone has to die. (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 13:10:08
    - Lionel Blairs once jostled accidently into my niece on the steps of the Theatre Royal (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:13:23
      - My old man used to drive Lionel Blair in a taxi in earls court in the late 60's (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Feb 11, 13:51:20
    - I saw him in Hy's with Gordon Kaye once. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 11, 13:12:24
  - It's incessant - a bit like Conker on Twatter. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 11, 13:09:27
    - I like Conker's tweets (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 13:13:58
      - "Currently sat in Marylebone station, its cold" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 11, 13:25:21
      - actually, if everyone else on wrath is one person, then it's surely mbk. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 13:15:08
        
        I don't think mbk could imagine a miserable Masonic banker (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 13:26:43
        
        remember, I know I exist though. So he doesn't have to imagine me. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 13:32:08
        
        It's too late for rebranding now (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 13:35:24
    - God, he does a bit (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 11, 13:11:42
  - we could have a duel (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 13:08:31
- What does this all relate to please as unless I'm being whooshed... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 11, 12:47:07
  - OG does do a very good job of these though (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 11, 12:50:34
    - well, the vast majority of it is actual quotes... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 11, 12:54:20
      - blimey (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 11, 12:58:25
        
        yep (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 12:59:47
    - Maybe everyone on this board apart from me is OG. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 12:53:32
      - Hold the phone a minute. The Real Derek Achoras or the Wroth Derek Achoras. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 12:58:26
        
        Thw wrothone. Altho as I say, thinking about it, it might just have been OG (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 13:01:40
        
        Nasty nasty (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 11, 13:05:25
        
        which class was the train carriage in which you were travelling? (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 13:04:28
        
        only if OG is the true nature of the one other user of this board, though (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 13:06:49
        
        Steady on, in a minute you'll end up like Plato or Bishop Berkley (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 13:10:15
        
        I'm thinking of starting boxing training or something similar. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:16:47
        
        Excellent idea, best training there is, you'll feel great (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 13:24:50
        
        "skipping and that" (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 11, 13:19:33
        
        Hello? Yes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:28:17
        
        are you embarking on a mid-life crisis, AB? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 13:18:17
        
        That had passed my mind. It's entirely possible I'm embarking on an early one, yes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:22:13
        
        early mid-life. dammit x 2. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 13:18:55
        
        good point. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 13:13:10
        
        Isn't this when AB posts his picture of Tricky (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 11, 13:12:12
        
        ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:19:20
        
        I don't think Eey-ore was particularly prone to existential crises, was he? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 13:21:03
        
        It it a very very good impression, yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:23:12
        
        well i know i'm not IED (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 11, 13:10:05
      - I'm not OG. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 12:55:54
        
        As IF I would live in Sheffield and eat organic butterbean ragout for lunch (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 12:58:20
        
        And you exist too... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 11, 12:56:25
        
        I think I do. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 12:57:24
      - What was he wearing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 12:55:18
        
        I can't remember (what you were wearing?), but it was on the way to Portsmouth (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 12:56:24
      - Well you defo don't exisi outside of Clapton... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 11, 12:54:41
        
        I'll have a T please Bob (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 11, 12:55:01
  - it's basically an explosion of utter excitement crafted onto the page about the latest (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 12:50:24
    - Roger... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 11, 12:52:27
    - cheers cockchops (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 11, 12:51:06
      - don't mention it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 12:56:43
- ha ha. That is very good. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 11, 12:45:23
  - Not really bothered about bias anymore. The proof is in the pudding (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 12:56:02
  - You are quite right that one must remain neutral. But I did start out on a similar SCC (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 12:54:26
    - i have an a level in english thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 12:57:52
      - an F? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 12:58:09
        
        nope (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 12:59:06
        
        looks like you've been hooked (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 13:01:11
        
        OMG ffs LOL (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 13:04:39
- Nicely brought to the top (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 12:44:03
  - very strange to write such detailed analysis (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 11, 12:46:13
  - mind if i ask a question? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 12:45:58
    - shoot (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 12:46:09
      - do you read your own posts? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 12:47:02
        
        No, never (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 12:47:54
        
        that's ok then (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 12:51:27
        
        why do you ask? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 12:51:55
        
        i was making conversation to pass the time of day (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 12:58:52
        
        great, that's 15 minutes gone (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 13:00:15
        
        1 pee emm (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 11, 13:02:17
        
        bye brother (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 13:03:22
  - Errr (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 12:44:53
    - Err (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 12:45:58

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