iirc (from the bloke what came to preach to us at school)

Gideon was a travelling salesman what was doing a bit s**t and feeling low, the telly wasn't working so he couldn't watch a bit of porn to have a 'pick-me-up' w**k. in desperation he turned to the bible which some other f**ker had helpfully left behind, this cheered him up and led him to believe that it was his life's mission to make sure no other traveller was left bored in a hotel room should the porn channels not work

or summat like that

Posted By: Ralf Scrampton on January 20th 2010 at 11:32:20

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So the US god squad has descended upon Haiti, and meanwhile... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 11:10:40
- One of the reasons I put an Aimpoint M4 on my AR15. Weird people Trijicon (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Jan 20, 11:55:18
- yet you don't pick on western hotel owners who pop a bible in every bedroom? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 20, 11:18:49
  - Yeah but (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 12:01:23
  - Well, actually I do (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 20, 11:33:00
    - i do too mate (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 20, 11:41:02
  - He does. He leaves a bogey in Genesis Chapter 4. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 11:25:15
    - No jacket required (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 11:30:04
      - That wasn't Genesis. (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 11:30:46
        
        Oh right, she was well fit in Neighbours (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 20, 11:33:40
        
        That wasn't her. (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 11:35:59
  - Whats Behind This Gideons Bible Thing? (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Jan 20, 11:25:07
    - They come from Gidea (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 11:37:30
      - Bill Maclaren would never have used that kind of language. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 20, 11:40:00
        
        On Jonah Lomu: "I'm no hod carrier, but I'd lay bricks if he were running at me" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 20, 11:44:42
      - ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 20, 11:39:21
        
        It would seem from Wikipedia that he went around slaughtering entire tribes (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 11:43:57
    - iirc (from the bloke what came to preach to us at school) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 11:32:20
    - Mess with the Gideons and you're entering a world of pain. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 11:27:42
  - *new testament* (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 20, 11:22:04
    - the new testament is a whole lot more than a reference to a biblical verse on a gunsight (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 20, 11:27:13
  - I'm in hotels quite a lot. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 11:22:02
    - ^^ Rent boy. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 11:24:24
    - did the gideon bible ever win? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 20, 11:24:11
      - ^^How Tombs celebrated his wedding anniversary^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 20, 11:32:03
        
        POTD (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 20, 11:37:09
        
        yes (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 20, 11:41:52
        
        i learn't one FACT about wedding anniversaries a fair few years back (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 20, 11:35:14
        
        I learnt that last year. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 20, 11:37:14
      - Where was that? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 20, 11:30:39
        
        tuzla bosnia (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 20, 11:33:56
        
        he didn't say it was a glory hole! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 20, 11:31:48
      - Oh yes, the old testament is amazingly violent (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 11:29:27
        
        does it cover the shankly years? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 20, 11:30:46
        
        Didn't get that far (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 20, 11:33:24
- Well, it *is* a US-led Holy Crusade after all... (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jan 20, 11:12:25

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