SHOTGUN NOISE! BANG BANG HUGE ALARM SOUND! AROOOOOOGAH!! ALLEYWAY KNIFING!

Oh my seeping sores, my infected babies!

Bury all your secrets in my skin
Come away with innocence and leave me with my sins
The air around me still feels like a cage
And love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again

So if you love me let me go
And run away before I know
My heart is just too dark to care
I can?t destroy what isn?t there

Deliver me into my fate
If I?m alone I cannot hate
I don?t deserve to have you
Ooh, my smile was taken long ago
If I can change I hope I never know

I still press your letters to my lips
And cherish them in parts of me that savor every kiss
I couldn?t face a life without your lights
But all of that was ripped apart when you refused to fight

GET

IT

IN

THERE!

Put that 'teh' in that sentence Sonny! Stick it in there Sonny Jim!

Posted By: tehwatch on November 30th 2009 at 16:41:46

Message Thread

On teh subject of spreads - anyone remember Sandwich Spread? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 30, 16:11:00
- SHOTGUN NOISE! BANG BANG HUGE ALARM SOUND! AROOOOOOGAH!! ALLEYWAY KNIFING! (General Chat) - tehwatch, Nov 30, 16:41:46
  - Bugger, I knew that was coming (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 30, 16:43:33
    - fuck OFF!!!!!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:46:47
      - He's sitting there with Miss Brahms on his knee (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 30, 16:48:15
        
        i always imagined him leaning back behind his desk inspecting his monocle for cleanliness (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:50:58
- Sandwich spread?! (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 30, 16:37:19
- yep, loved it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 30, 16:32:18
- Can you still get Fish Paste? Shiphams made it I think. It was rather grim (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 30, 16:28:28
  - children's parties of the seventies (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 30, 16:35:34
    - Exactly. And in the 60s with these (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 30, 16:45:20
    - One of my most embarrassing childhood memories (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 30, 16:42:21
      - Wouldn't you have been outside at a tennis party? (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 30, 16:52:22
        
        The tennis was outside (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 30, 16:55:06
      - haha (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 30, 16:48:58
        
        We did! Try that on the youth of today! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 30, 16:55:28
        
        Progress... (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 30, 17:02:32
      - "Tennis Party" (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 30, 16:46:09
      - The sandwich equivalent of the Fozzy flick, excellent skillage. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 16:44:15
        
        It was about as effective as the Flick, too (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 30, 16:56:58
        
        Shame yours isn't on you tube too. :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 16:58:04
  - dunno, but I wouldn't eat it.... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 30, 16:30:44
- i had that in my sandwiches this very lunchtime (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 30, 16:20:38
  - Ralf, do you live in the nineteen seventies? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:22:23
    - i almost missed the 1970s entirely and am certainly not old enough to remember a minute of (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 30, 16:28:36
      - my mother once "scooped" somewhere iro of about two dozen (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:32:39
        
        ha ha. Bet there were a few crispy tissues under there, too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 30, 16:33:36
    - Findus Crispy Pancakes!! Yum yums!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 16:23:03
      - oooh ow ooh owwww.... *frantically wafts open gob with hand* (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:24:43
- I have found a review............... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 16:15:25
  - how dare he/she mention Piccalilli in the same sentence!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:18:54
    - Piccalli sandwiches (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 30, 16:26:47
  - Oh yes (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 30, 16:17:31
    - Even better had the sentence just stopped with 'Bristol'. Just go there. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 16:21:58
- i see your sandwich spread and raise you these... (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:13:57
  - I have no idea what that was like (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 30, 16:29:29
    - i don't think anybody on the planet has ever eaten it when sober (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:43:07
- poor mans coleslaw (General Chat) - gregory abbott, Nov 30, 16:13:15
- stuff to spread on bread (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 30, 16:13:05
  - *In*, selwyn, *in*. What was *in* it, not What was it. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 30, 16:14:47
    - Yep, that answer'll work... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 30, 16:16:10
- Jarred vomit (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 30, 16:12:13
  - Ha. Agreed, that was exactly what it was *like*. Not what was *in* it though, surely? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 30, 16:13:03

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