my mother once "scooped" somewhere iro of about two dozen

empty pot noodle containers from under my brothers bed with a broom one time after she conducted a thorough investigation during the great disappearing dinner fork era. each one had it's own fork stuck inside. tracey emin later stole the idea and went on to build quite a career out of it.

Posted By: Tombs on November 30th 2009 at 16:32:39

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On teh subject of spreads - anyone remember Sandwich Spread? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 30, 16:11:00
- SHOTGUN NOISE! BANG BANG HUGE ALARM SOUND! AROOOOOOGAH!! ALLEYWAY KNIFING! (General Chat) - tehwatch, Nov 30, 16:41:46
  - Bugger, I knew that was coming (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 30, 16:43:33
    - fuck OFF!!!!!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:46:47
      - He's sitting there with Miss Brahms on his knee (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 30, 16:48:15
        
        i always imagined him leaning back behind his desk inspecting his monocle for cleanliness (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:50:58
- Sandwich spread?! (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 30, 16:37:19
- yep, loved it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Nov 30, 16:32:18
- Can you still get Fish Paste? Shiphams made it I think. It was rather grim (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 30, 16:28:28
  - children's parties of the seventies (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 30, 16:35:34
    - Exactly. And in the 60s with these (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 30, 16:45:20
    - One of my most embarrassing childhood memories (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 30, 16:42:21
      - Wouldn't you have been outside at a tennis party? (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 30, 16:52:22
        
        The tennis was outside (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 30, 16:55:06
      - haha (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 30, 16:48:58
        
        We did! Try that on the youth of today! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 30, 16:55:28
        
        Progress... (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 30, 17:02:32
      - "Tennis Party" (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 30, 16:46:09
      - The sandwich equivalent of the Fozzy flick, excellent skillage. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 16:44:15
        
        It was about as effective as the Flick, too (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 30, 16:56:58
        
        Shame yours isn't on you tube too. :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 16:58:04
  - dunno, but I wouldn't eat it.... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 30, 16:30:44
- i had that in my sandwiches this very lunchtime (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 30, 16:20:38
  - Ralf, do you live in the nineteen seventies? (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:22:23
    - i almost missed the 1970s entirely and am certainly not old enough to remember a minute of (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Nov 30, 16:28:36
      - my mother once "scooped" somewhere iro of about two dozen (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:32:39
        
        ha ha. Bet there were a few crispy tissues under there, too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 30, 16:33:36
    - Findus Crispy Pancakes!! Yum yums!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 16:23:03
      - oooh ow ooh owwww.... *frantically wafts open gob with hand* (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:24:43
- I have found a review............... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 16:15:25
  - how dare he/she mention Piccalilli in the same sentence!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:18:54
    - Piccalli sandwiches (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 30, 16:26:47
  - Oh yes (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 30, 16:17:31
    - Even better had the sentence just stopped with 'Bristol'. Just go there. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 16:21:58
- i see your sandwich spread and raise you these... (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:13:57
  - I have no idea what that was like (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 30, 16:29:29
    - i don't think anybody on the planet has ever eaten it when sober (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 16:43:07
- poor mans coleslaw (General Chat) - gregory abbott, Nov 30, 16:13:15
- stuff to spread on bread (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 30, 16:13:05
  - *In*, selwyn, *in*. What was *in* it, not What was it. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 30, 16:14:47
    - Yep, that answer'll work... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Nov 30, 16:16:10
- Jarred vomit (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 30, 16:12:13
  - Ha. Agreed, that was exactly what it was *like*. Not what was *in* it though, surely? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 30, 16:13:03

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