Cheer up, it may not be a rat

Clue: mice are v small. If it was bigger than a sparrow sort of size, then it was a rat and you are fully entitled to say "s**t"

Posted By: Old Git on September 22nd 2009 at 12:37:02

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Dogs sickness at Sandringham......... (NCFC) - bowfront1, Sep 22, 12:13:23
- as long as it's not cats being killed, who gives a shit... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 22, 12:25:31
  - The neighbours cat which shits in my garden will be dead if I catch it... (NCFC) - Kirrie, Sep 22, 12:41:13
  - do you know if rats squeak? (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 22, 12:27:05
    - If they squeak use more lubrication (n/m) (NCFC) - BigDoh, Sep 22, 12:45:36
    - topical joke alert (NCFC) - SCC 28, Sep 22, 12:39:14
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 22, 12:43:28
    - they do (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 22, 12:31:23
      - You'd be stressed if camcan's pussy had dragged you indoors, given you a nasty nip (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 22, 12:33:04
        
        Good lord!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 22, 12:33:34
      - shit (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 22, 12:31:57
        
        Cheer up, it may not be a rat (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 22, 12:37:02
        
        I'm quite a mouse expert as there's normally one a day (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 22, 12:42:37
        
        Mrs's cat (I am having fuck all to do with it) is a top top mouser but she tortures them f (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 22, 12:45:24
        
        My old one used to eat them (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 22, 12:48:21
        
        I t will blame you as the head of the cat pack. It will be glowering from the (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 22, 12:44:44
- What about swans? (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 22, 12:18:16
  - mysterious swans? (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 22, 12:19:29
    - You can't (NCFC) - Old Git, Sep 22, 12:28:46
      - lol (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 22, 12:30:30
    - The Swan Mysterons (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 22, 12:20:29
      - Graham Swan and the Mysterons (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 22, 12:22:12
  - Haven't they all been eaten by Mauritanian immigrants? (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 22, 12:19:19
    - Who the fuck in their right mind would emigrate from Mauritius to nofolk (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 22, 12:20:30
      - Not Mauritius, Mauritania (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 22, 12:21:39
        
        Oh I see! (NCFC) - Tombs, Sep 22, 12:26:59
        
        Thing is, they don't give a shit who GOES to the USA. (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 22, 12:30:25
        
        Tombs took that over a while back (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 22, 12:25:53
        
        Has he enlisted Mark Thatcher as his right hand man? (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Sep 22, 12:27:36
- wrathgold (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 22, 12:13:51

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