Norwich City Football Club Fans Community

WotB Message Board

Messages For 10th July 2009

Registered Users: 12805
Users Currently Online: 100
Most Ever Users Online: 3640

Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life

Lot of people online, what we all up to? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 23:42:46
- I'd rather not say, but I don't think you'd believe it anyway. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jul 11, 00:04:41
- relieving silly americans of their pocket money (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 11, 00:02:34
- Have Love Will Travel (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 23:52:20
- Setting budgets (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 23:47:18
- playing football manager. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 10, 23:46:04
Tonights key players (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Jul 10, 22:56:34
- Anyone know where this Mr Powell is from? (NCFC) - mr chimp, Jul 10, 23:52:53
  - Released by Spurs (NCFC) - mr chimp, Jul 10, 23:55:32
- I'll wait for us to play someone before thinking owt (NCFC) - pants, Jul 10, 23:37:49
  - "we beat the same team 6 nil last season" (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 23:58:21
  - i have absolutely zero expectations this season (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 10, 23:44:09
    - Gunns losing streak needs to stop to start with, as well as the spineless none (NCFC) - pants, Jul 10, 23:46:42
      - grow a pair (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 10, 23:48:40
- Oh I wish you hadn't posted that! It'll get me all excited and before long I'll be (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jul 10, 23:15:53
  - 5 games in and (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 10, 23:33:31
  - What, no Paint Trophy? Pessimist. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 10, 23:18:37
    - No that's crazy talk. We need to be a little grounded here. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jul 10, 23:24:44
That swine flu is getting a bit of a concern now intut ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 22:55:14
- I had it last month, no worse than a normal cold (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 11, 00:25:09
- I am actually quite worried about it as i have asthma... (General Chat) - Alan, Jul 10, 23:19:14
- my mrs has it and i'm just starting to feel a little peeky (General Chat) - notmean_nige, Jul 10, 23:00:09
  - Seriously ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 23:04:12
    - yeah seriously (General Chat) - notmean_nige, Jul 10, 23:16:35
      - they dont test for it anymore so diagnose from symptoms (General Chat) - notmean_nige, Jul 10, 23:18:17
      - location? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 23:17:54
        
        it's more widespread than people think (General Chat) - notmean_nige, Jul 10, 23:24:06
        
        Luds in Norfolk. Ludham, Yarmouth, Nodge (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 23:29:09
        
        norwich!! nr3 (n/m) (General Chat) - notmean_nige, Jul 10, 23:18:52
        
        thank fuck for that i am 5 away from you. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 23:20:15
        
        Thank fuck I have a sea between me and all you ! And I suppose it helps with (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 23:20:48
        
        and a dyke (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 23:23:27
        
        I wish (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 23:28:47
    - It's gone totally bent-up (General Chat) - Small, Jul 10, 23:09:04
      - I am doing a swine flu party, everyone has to lick my cock that (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 23:11:26
actually-where do norwich prossies hang out theses days.none down ber st the other nite (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:43:58
- "Handjob, Mister?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 10, 23:03:45
- Mainly on the Oink Un. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 10, 22:53:53
- Costessey apparently. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:50:08
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 22:45:34
  - erm-so predictable (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:47:04
glad i spent my rebate down ber street (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:31:16
- glad you actually pulled, well done. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:34:41
- How is the missus? (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 10, 22:32:14
  - 2 weeks pregnant (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:33:42
    - lol, thick cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 10, 23:39:53
      - shit, more of Selwyn's defective genes in the gene pool (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 11, 01:48:54
    - You must have super sperm! (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 10, 22:35:43
    - LOL (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 22:35:36
Went to fakenham tonight (NCFC) - David Brent, Jul 10, 22:22:57
- I understand he set up two aswell as scoring two? Sounds promising... (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 10, 22:34:11
  - striker (NCFC) - David Brent, Jul 10, 22:39:45
  - lol-even i was scored against fakenham (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:35:41
    - how much did it cost you to score in Fakenham? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:36:52
      - 30 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:37:36
        
        come on sellers irs 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:38:42
        
        il have some a that (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:40:54
- Who is he though ? Nothing about him anywhere other than an unsuccessful trial at (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 22:30:51
- nice bowls club there (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:26:22
- Nice frock? (n/m) (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 10, 22:24:06
Don't care if it works out badly, I fucking love Paul Mcveigh for all he did for us. (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 10, 22:22:56
- One of my favourite players of the last few years... (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 10, 22:31:10
  - hopefully they link up well again (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 10, 22:36:05
- fuckin shit 5 years ago yes but not now ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:27:19
- agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 10, 22:26:51
  - idiot (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:27:45
    - cunt (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 10, 22:35:37
      - yes SCC you do very much so. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:37:14
    - Come on, what do we have to lose? (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 10, 22:30:24
where are the 4 signings you promised this week then gunn you twat (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:10:58
- Actually, he promised to have them in by the 25th. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 10, 23:17:16
- please stop being a cock (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 10, 22:22:35
  - you would be happy with russell up front i suppose (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:25:31
    - obviously not, but it's not worth arguing with you (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 10, 22:28:29
      - no because you are too fucking club licky fucky sucky uppy (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:30:28
        
        ^^ mental age 4? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 11, 00:09:57
        
        you wouldn't have pulled down there. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:32:52
        
        down where (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:36:45
  - where are the signings then numpty? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:23:29
- do we ever learn-4 weeks to k.o and no decent striker yet again.mind u russells still here (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:19:34
- I love you (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 10, 22:19:02
  - I think the schtick is getting a little tedious now. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jul 10, 22:24:13
- tick tock (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 22:13:49
- where'd he promise that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 22:13:30
- 2 over the weekend apparently, don't blame Gunn sellers blame our (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:12:42
  - since when did we sign players on a weekend? never (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:17:22
    - you dont think we have ever signed a player on a weekend? (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Jul 10, 22:23:29
      - it's announced during the week because it's harder to call press (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:27:02
        
        load of old wank (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:28:50
        
        oh so you think that if we have the chance to sign someone on a saturday (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Jul 10, 22:33:00
        
        sounds like us all over (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:42:05
        
        ok (n/m) (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Jul 10, 22:47:03
        
        yes, yes you are. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:31:08
    - well its not my bloody fault is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:18:19
- Did he promise 4 signings? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Jul 10, 22:12:04
Fakenham match report (NCFC) - Nordic Victory, Jul 10, 22:02:44
So what happened to this bloke ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 21:57:26
- his head fell off Mr Koppani. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:00:10
  - Voody! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 22:01:17
    - probably (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 22:08:40
Tour of Scotland, not travelling rusty or Sammy... (NCFC) - Great Barrier Teeth, Jul 10, 21:56:15
- Where did u find this out from? (NCFC) - dan2002dp, Jul 10, 22:03:05
- great news (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 10, 21:58:40
One for OG (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 21:54:13
- christ, I thought the Standard was supposed to be ok (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 10, 21:57:37
  - Nice tit though (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 21:59:04
kerching! the penny drops from the board.... (NCFC) - conkers, Jul 10, 21:41:17
- well fucking sign some players then (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 10, 22:04:47
- missing bit.... (NCFC) - conkers, Jul 10, 21:43:10
Tony Powell with Numero 6 (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 10, 21:20:49
- Tony is back, Tony is back (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 21:22:47
  - Peter Parfitt (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 10, 21:27:27
London's on fire (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 10, 21:10:48
- piccies here (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 21:13:25
  - For a better view... (General Chat) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 10, 21:22:57
    - got to love that. gutted hes dead (n/m) (General Chat) - conkers, Jul 10, 21:26:32
in case anyone missed this (NCFC) - conkers, Jul 10, 21:09:44
- im guessing moeny is the reason why we havent brought bertrand yet (NCFC) - city_lad, Jul 10, 21:14:03
  - it would be nice. but unrealistic (NCFC) - conkers, Jul 10, 21:22:50
    - I reckon we'l only spend on strikers and use the rest of the cash (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 10, 21:38:07
  - And the fact that we are in League 1 (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jul 10, 21:22:45
We're gonna walk this league,,,easy, easy, easy, easy (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jul 10, 21:09:33
Volley King McVeigh, 3-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - andy20O5, Jul 10, 20:47:12
- 4-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 21:02:20
  - 5 (n/m) (NCFC) - andy20O5, Jul 10, 21:03:51
    - 6 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 21:21:16
    - Tony Powell is back too? (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 10, 21:09:08
    - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 10, 21:04:46
      - Did we win 6-0 last time we played them? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 10, 21:13:09
        
        I don't know (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 10, 21:24:45
        
        Think so, might have been last season (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 10, 21:44:43
- gorn squiz!!! (NCFC) - city_lad, Jul 10, 20:56:12
- You beat Chris Lakey's twit (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jul 10, 20:50:45
- Oh fuck. (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 10, 20:50:29
  - OH YES! PAUL MCSMALL (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 10, 21:03:51
  - McVeigh is a top player (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jul 10, 20:53:32
    - He was decent about 5 years ago (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 10, 20:56:37
      - Norwich 1 Sunderland 0 (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jul 10, 21:03:11
        
        i will always remeber him for that header against wolves (NCFC) - city_lad, Jul 10, 21:08:11
        
        A loopy header over the keeper, with me going loopy (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jul 10, 21:13:05
        
        no i didnt lol, happy days that run to cardiff! (NCFC) - city_lad, Jul 10, 21:18:44
        
        wasn't that for 3-1? (n/m) (NCFC) - andy20O5, Jul 10, 21:11:42
        
        No. Malky's goal made it 3-1 (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jul 10, 21:13:58
        
        I nearly monked when that happened (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 10, 21:21:40
- Oh, right on fucking cue! (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 20:49:24
PinkUn Twitter feed (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 20:35:23
- ta, now that works (and I'm not registered to anything) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 10, 20:46:13
  - That's what I thought... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 20:48:50
FAO Berliner Canarier (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 20:14:25
- Bit fecking late! (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 20:38:54
  - there's another 2 weeks of racing left y'know... (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 20:48:24
    - No, rest day is the 13th. (Other Sports) - Arganth, Jul 10, 21:04:00
      - ah... then they'll be spending the rest day around near you too i reckon (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 21:10:58
    - Yeah, I know (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 20:51:17
cor! fuggin Aye! go Wiggy go! (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 20:01:33
- I know. And did you see the interview with him after? (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 10, 20:16:10
  - aye, he was well 'pumped' (poi) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 20:37:25
    - Presumably one thng that can happen is he'll have to sacrifice himself for (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 10, 20:49:16
      - that too, though i can't see Vande Velde attacking or trying to control the race at any p (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 21:10:05
1-0 City. Adeyemi. 21mins (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 10, 20:00:17
- We're so good it's unbelievable. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 10, 20:21:43
  - Can we play you every week.... (n/m) (NCFC) - goppo, Jul 10, 20:23:07
- 2-0 City. Adeyemi again (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 10, 20:12:33
- Gorn Tom! (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 10, 20:07:39
Can you get behind this? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 19:01:04
- Oh I LOVE that album (General Chat) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 10, 19:20:01
  - that is really quite good (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 10, 20:21:45
  - Although... (General Chat) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 10, 19:21:29
    - Try (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 19:26:30
Updates from 'Nam (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 10, 18:51:27
- Lakey is on Twitter (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 10, 19:05:17
  - Can you do a linkage please? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 10, 19:29:26
    - I manged not to be a complete lazy so and so (NCFC) - Small, Jul 10, 19:39:22
      - I just get a black square on that (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 10, 20:23:25
        
        I got the black square. (NCFC) - Small, Jul 10, 20:30:20
        
        oh right, like one of them funny dotted pictures (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 10, 20:33:06
  - Chairs. (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 10, 19:06:55
- Fire in the hole! (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 18:54:34
  - Try Anusol (n/m) (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 10, 18:56:37
    - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 18:57:36
A warning from history (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 10, 18:50:36
Dartford match on the internet......... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 10, 18:47:45
- Really? Thanks! :) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Jul 11, 02:44:20
Is it too late to say Angela Corr? (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 10, 17:44:43
- Yes. We've all moved on to Jessica Fuckme. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 18:15:27
Very sad this, but you can't help wondering if she'd left well alone.... (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 17:18:46
- then she wouldn't be dead (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 10, 17:33:37
  - She might be. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 17:44:54
    - yeah but i don't believe in final destination (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 10, 17:56:41
      - ...so she's not dead, she's just...at Lingwood station? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 18:15:06
What a "catch"! (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 10, 17:02:54
I don't get this (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 17:00:13
- I do, it's been like this all week (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 17:04:22
  - it's the result of idiots who are desperate to "prove" to themselves that god exists (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 10, 17:07:31
    - tis strange behaviour (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 17:10:53
The aliens are getting better and better at this (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 10, 16:57:40
- Wasn't that supposed to be down to stoned wallabies? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 17:00:39
  - ↓↓↓ (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 17:01:15
    - whoever it was had probably partaken of a toke or two, yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 10, 17:03:57
This is surely an underestimate? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 16:50:16
- Definately it is something, that we, as mere men will never understand (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jul 10, 17:01:37
  - easy for us though innit, jeans, t'shirt, bosh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 17:25:17
  - Like shopping (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 17:02:41
    - aye, we just get emotionally irate about a white ball (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 17:26:19
Noncenti gets yellow jersey, Contador 6 seconds behind. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 10, 16:33:21
- Nonces...Wiggins...dickyback rides...is this some public school nightmare I've woken up in (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 16:48:34
- Great climb by Wiggins. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 16:37:12
  - Very good, 5th place 46" behind overall. It does indeed look like Contador has it over LA (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 10, 16:43:14
    - Why do they measure it in inches if it's the tour de France? Surely should be metric (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 10, 17:15:09
      - Cos we rescued their sorry garlic ridden arses last century. Twice. Least they could do. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 17:16:38
        
        Is that the real answer? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 10, 17:19:23
        
        Yes (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 17:31:53
Ah, that (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:28:48
- So are you a fully-fledged fat Northern bastard now ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jul 10, 16:59:32
  - Yep, although still working down here for the time being. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 17:09:57
Covers at Cricket (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 10, 16:16:36
- Phew, saved by the good ole rain - an honorary draw beckons (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:23:29
- It's raining men by Geri Helliwell (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 10, 16:22:20
  - She fekkin wishes!! (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:26:03
    - Well, if I'm honest, I'd have a go. Wouldn't you? (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 16:47:11
Any idea how much extra it would be, roughly speaking, to add Business Use to a Social, Do (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 16:14:24
- *deep voice* I don't know (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 17:11:46
  - Oh go on. Quote me happy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 17:12:55
- ?8,500 (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 16:49:00
- Mine did it for nowt when I needed to. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:22:39
- ?9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 16:18:00
Hey AB, I was in your neck of the woods on Friday. Whereabouts do you reside? (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:12:26
- Is nice, that west edge of Sheff, isn't it? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 16:16:09
  - Relative niceness of bits of Sheffield (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 16:19:03
    - No, honestly OG, this was really, mega posh. Like upper Huntingdon Road or (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:25:17
- "your temporary partner" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 16:15:19
  - Possibly, although not intended to be temporary - just not residing together (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:22:06
Working TdF link in english (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 10, 15:59:59
DNB41 and his fuckbunny creating uproar in their new house (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 15:53:47
- Isn't the correct term "fuck buddy"? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 16:07:48
  - ....or "slapper" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 17:01:40
  - Quite possibly (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 16:09:36
  - It is indeed but OG is a lawyer so cannot resist twisting words:-) (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:09:13
    - You mean "OG is totally out of touch and often gets modern things wrong" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 16:10:14
    - More to do with him trying (& failing) to be down wiv da kids (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 16:09:57
      - As neologisms go, though, fuckbunny is quite good (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 16:10:52
        
        And has indeed been on Urban Dictionary since 2003 ... Ifangyooall (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 16:14:44
        
        I can hear you now in Chambers... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 16:16:51
        
        Would that be after partaking in a spliff of Chamber Pot? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:27:00
        
        Can't argue with that to be fair (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 16:14:25
- "No India, that Daddy's Yakult." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 16:05:38
  - That's not Yakult, India. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 16:13:35
    - cripes (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 16:16:53
    - oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 10, 16:15:26
      - Young child asks mummy how babies are made. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 16:19:11
- "India" FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 15:58:30
  - That's one thing you'll never get in Lancs, Indias and Yummy mummys (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:05:04
- Point of order OG, it's "my" new house what I will live in on my todd (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:57:04
  - Oh dear, starting in an atmosphere of mistrust, "my" house (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 15:59:53
    - "Pre-nup" implies that there will be "nup", which I beleive DNBeebies has already ruled ou (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 16:04:40
      - Shocking (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 16:05:22
        
        More power to his elbow, well played. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 16:06:23
        
        It is now the norm apparently for "singled" people of my gneration. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:07:50
        
        Just re-living the 60's OG. You should try it. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:06:18
    - Nope, twas always going to be my house. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:04:24
  - Also, that's Oxford which, even by Chelts definition, isn't oop north. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:59:04
Don't listen, girls, this is rubbish (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 15:31:29
- Didn't do Nigellas any harm. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:32:32
  - Tinternet nicked my apostrophe:-( (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:36:42
I reckon you are all a load of cock eyed minge warblers. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:30:41
- I see (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 15:38:36
First HC climb started. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 15:23:14
- Alps, Pyrennes, Bauges? (n/m) (Other Sports) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 10, 16:00:36
  - Alps. Where are the Bauges? 2/10 (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 16:02:17
- Anal Prolapse? Bummer. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 10, 15:58:50
  - Exaggerated illness, avoiding factual accuracy. Wrong. 4/10 (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 16:01:27
- Arse Painted Brown (n/m) (Other Sports) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 15:48:54
  - It wasn't paint. 4/10 (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 15:56:18
    - I thought that one was the best, "painted" obviously being used metaphorically (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 10, 16:00:53
      - No, it's being used as a verb. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 16:05:15
        
        Verbs can be used metaphorically (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 10, 16:07:21
- Always Penetrating Benders (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 10, 15:47:55
  - Rubbish, verging on slanderous. 1/10 (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 15:55:04
    - Sounds like OG in his fuck flat (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 10, 16:00:45
- All Pooing Bottom (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 10, 15:45:40
  - Use of word "poo". But reasonable. 6/10 (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 15:54:37
- Arse Piss? Bugger. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Dog, Jul 10, 15:31:29
  - Apt. Descriptive. 8/10 (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 15:53:47
Wiggins (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 10, 15:19:09
- I thought we weren't doing loons any more. (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:22:16
- Wertie! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 15:21:22
Excellent, bit of old fashioned discipline coming back to schools (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 15:18:02
- "It is believed he grabbed the nearest thing to hand, a measuring weight, and hit Jack (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 15:49:52
  - Don't ask me, ask AB (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:55:49
  - Don't ask me, ask AB (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:55:26
  - An experienced one. Never know when you're going to need to smash a little shit's brain in (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 15:54:16
- Wasn't it a Catholic School? If so, sounds a bit on th efeeble side unless (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:34:19
- A simple physical demonstration of Newton's second law of motion... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 10, 15:31:34
  - Yup, a simple clip round the ear and the PC brigade are up in arms (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 15:41:58
    - I used to get shot regularlary at school (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 15:48:17
      - Good Poet though (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:54:37
    - A garden rake, I heard. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:44:11
      - That what I heard last night. A rake. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 15:47:04
- That'll learn him (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 15:24:14
- I saw this story this morning (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 10, 15:21:48
- Durrrrrr, that's sooooo yesterday OG. Do keep up. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:21:01
Gaah. Cricket commentary gone up the shitter again. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 15:10:25
- Ashley Cole Syndrome (n/m) (Other Sports) - pants, Jul 10, 15:11:35
  - Funnily enough, it *was* my ifoon I was using for the commentary. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 15:14:29
Bras first please (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 15:03:13
If you don't want to see a news report about a rugby player shitting in a hotel hallway. (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 10, 15:00:20
- We've all been there, though, eh? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 15:08:50
  - No I've never stayed at the Crowne Plaza, Tenegal. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 10, 15:11:55
  - "Disappointed he's made that decision"... (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 15:10:26
Maple, Oak or Cedar? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:57:51
- I prefer Cedar syrup (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 15:03:13
The majority of men who go to Oasis gigs (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 10, 14:56:01
- I always assumed it was wee and not beer (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 15:14:18
  - most of this was beer (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 10, 15:17:12
    - although it sounds like they might have had a better time (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 15:21:27
      - zzzzzzzzzz (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 10, 15:30:36
        
        p.s I had a great time thanks (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 10, 15:37:56
    - ROCK AND ROLL ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 10, 15:17:51
- When Oasis played in Bordeeaux earlier this year I went (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 10, 15:05:39
  - I don't think that is normal, to be honest, Shoddy. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 10, 15:17:48
    - it would appear from this thread that it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 10, 15:20:56
      - oh I should add that I would only throw plastic (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 10, 15:22:06
- selwyn and his brothers, probably ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 15:05:16
- I went to blur on Thursday at HP - very civilised (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 15:05:04
  - Blur was more empty plastic bottles being thrown (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 10, 15:10:11
- Managed to hit a member of Marilyn Manson with a pint of piss... (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Jul 10, 15:01:40
  - I was stood next to a bloke at a shed seven gig once (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 15:03:34
    - Was in a club in Wigan after a Norwich match a few years ago (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 15:16:41
    - Like Begbie in trainspotting (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 10, 15:13:47
      - great scene (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 15:14:34
        
        "That lassie got glessed, and nae cunt leaves here till we find out whit cunt did it." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 15:16:11
    - Only ever thrown plastics, there are limits! (n/m) (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Jul 10, 15:08:37
    - Five minutes ? That's a serious throw. Think he'd have cleared everybody. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 15:06:13
- Coldplay gigs far more civilised? (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 14:59:04
- Owned (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 14:58:16
  - it was more (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 10, 15:04:43
    - You have a girlfriend? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 15:09:22
      - and I thought SCC was going on Sunday (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 15:11:59
        
        SCC knows that I like to swing (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 10, 15:13:17
    - Been twice and never noticed it (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 15:07:32
      - It's more the mentality of the manchester stereotype. Go and see any band (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 15:14:32
        
        a fight kicked off in front of us within 10 seconds of Oasis starting (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 10, 15:16:16
        
        haha (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 15:20:35
      - And you were in a VIP box (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 15:09:43
- goes with the territory (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 14:57:53
Proud Uncle bollocks (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 14:46:11
- It's very cool. Him and Eliza Carthy make EC's Rough Music one of my fave albums (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Jul 10, 15:03:28
  - Eliza Carthy looks like a sort, duntshe (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:09:29
    - Shame about the boat. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 15:13:36
      - Blimey, she's got some right ole bazookas there, tbs (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:15:47
      - Look at her norks. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 15:15:14
- Bellowhead ?!?!?! (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 10, 14:53:09
  - A massively successful and popular folk combo. I doubt you'd have heard of them if you (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 15:00:11
    - I likes them. I got The Imaginary Village album after following (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:10:46
      - *Imagined* (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:16:27
  - French all girl death metal jazz fusion outfit (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:55:13
  - eggactly (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:54:53
- I once came runner-up in a fancy dress competition and won 50 pence off of Bob Wellings (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:48:04
  - What were you dressed as? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 14:48:43
    - Anne Sellors (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 14:52:38
      - Shut your fucking trap (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:53:17
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 15:11:48
    - This.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:49:48
      - Oh, that's a shame. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 14:50:05
        
        Is it fuck (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:50:43
- Have to say that is pretty cool. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 10, 14:47:17
  - twit (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 14:47:26
    - towoo (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Jul 10, 14:49:48
      - Dickson (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:52:50
    - Go and see nowis you clefty. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 10, 14:48:22
      - might do (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 14:49:49
        
        No. No I'm not. Bit fragile after yisty not eaten yet, feel poorly. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 10, 14:51:41
        
        Did the tail wag at the bodyform bowling near the 3rd man's crease? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 14:58:16
        
        I can't remember but I think we weren't very good. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 10, 15:01:06
Brilliant (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 10, 14:42:58
- Ha ha - Who are the tumbleweeds? (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:06:05
  - These (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 10, 15:08:37
- That Mr Carrow sounds awfully chippy (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 10, 14:54:51
  - Disappointed not to be pigeon-holed by OG (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 10, 14:57:44
    - Yeah, I was a little too... (NCFC) - Arganth, Jul 10, 15:26:05
      - Frog botherers (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 15:36:11
    - A glaring omission (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 10, 14:59:44
      - Hurrah! (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 10, 15:02:17
  - It is very cliquey (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 10, 14:57:05
    - Because it's obviously *not* a communication system. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 15:01:29
    - no we don't (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 10, 14:59:26
      - Yeah, rubbish, fancy a pint later? I'm popping off to the King's about 5.35 (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 10, 15:00:28
- The past is only a reflection of our own time (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:45:52
  - Does the present exist? (n/m) (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Jul 10, 14:54:31
    - E=MC2 (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:56:06
      - E=MC Hammer (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 10, 14:59:30
Say money wasn't an object, what pet would you get? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:41:38
- A 3 toed sloth (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 15:08:32
- dog (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 10, 14:52:47
- What an odd choice (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Jul 10, 14:48:32
  - Stroke a giraffe's neck really quickly. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 14:49:24
- 1st Wizard & Smudger. I'd keep them in a hamster cage & feed them print outs of the wrath. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 10, 14:45:27
- I would mate a sausage dog with a giraffe (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 14:43:53
  - a Sausage Giraffe. Cool (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:46:56
- shrew (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 14:42:47
  - I had a Shrew as a pet when i was small. (General Chat) - Small, Jul 10, 14:51:00
    - Not Tree. I liked it. Especially the name - 'Nosey'. Brilliant. My niece had a toy giraffe (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 15:01:53
    - Shrew Barrymore? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:52:26
  - How would you tame it? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 14:47:48
    - by osmosis (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 14:48:20
- A Natalie Imbruglia vintage 2000, and a Jessica Alba. And maybe a border collie (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 14:42:46
  - Same here only a tiger instead of the collie. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 16:08:24
"Essential maintenance". Sure. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 14:36:29
1st Wizard off of the oink. Misunderstood sage blessed with extraordinary presience or (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 10, 14:35:58
- I hate mello yello more than 1st wizard (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 15:12:33
- I think he's top notch (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:42:14
- Wiztard (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Jul 10, 14:41:43
- Utter twatbasket. (NCFC) - APB, Jul 10, 14:38:29
  - Total nutbucket (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 14:40:09
  - I bet he isn't a lovely guy. I bet he's a right cakebunt. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 10, 14:39:51
    - I agree. Total tableclothnugget (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 14:41:38
Fuckun warz !!! (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 14:29:33
- selwyns has got a lot to answer for (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 10, 14:32:52
- The earth has had enough of us humans and we are about to be extinct in the form ofa virus (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:32:41
- Piggybola Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:31:25
This is where I play Cricket (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 10, 14:25:45
Phillip Scofield and Rory McGrath = jailed for racism!! (General Chat) - songwriter, Jul 10, 14:22:52
- Can they send justintv and youtube comments to jail? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 10, 14:34:16
Nigella vs Delia (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 14:21:27
- Nigella! (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 10, 14:29:58
  - Nutella (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:31:52
- blow job or titwank? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:25:14
  - Delia = titwank, Nigella = blowjob (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:27:17
  - Thought you'd never ask (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 14:27:00
- Mattress or chopping board? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 14:24:07
- Bed or Kitchen? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 14:22:49
  - Wherever you feel most comfortable doing it in (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:23:54
Takura Mtandari (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 14:21:22
- Had one of those once with a keema naan and onion raitha (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 14:38:57
- What position does he play? (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 10, 14:25:16
  - Wheelbarrow (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 10, 14:32:10
- good canarycorl pertenshal (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:24:49
- Troy Powell - all I can see is he has been rejected by Rochdale it seems (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 14:24:40
Strangers in the night, exchanging flip-flops, a left one for a right! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 14:19:54
- What time are you Kingsing? (General Chat) - Small, Jul 10, 14:30:29
  - 5.48pm (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 14:51:05
- What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 14:22:35
  - a twat? (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 10, 14:29:26
Fruitella vs Chewits (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:19:11
- Chewits.... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 14:21:35
Fuck off you Australian utter wanker (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 14:17:15
- Why the fuck are there Aussies on TMS anyway? (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 14:28:35
- who isit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 10, 14:21:13
  - I can't tell. It's the one who isn't Ian Chappell (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 14:23:16
  - It's Old Git (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:22:33
- Cool wet grass OG, cool wet grass. Go and listen to some Prodge, (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 14:19:35
- The spirit of Eton lives on (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:18:56
Nice filming by Eurosport of Cancellara having a piss there. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 14:14:10
- That'll be the diaretics, that will (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 10, 14:16:15
  - They are in Italy? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:17:30
    - I don't know. What? Who? (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 10, 14:20:09
      - You said they were in the Diaretics (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:21:41
        
        Ah, *u*, not *a* (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 10, 14:22:58
Garlic pizza bread from Dominos and garlic dip - I fink I overdone it on the garlic (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:12:52
- no chance (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:13:52
  - A couple of Brian Emos just walked past my window (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:15:03
    - you goth to be kidding? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:15:52
Iron Ore? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:08:39
- Piat d'Or (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 14:09:36
  - Shock and Awe (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 14:09:51
    - standard and poor (s) (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 10, 14:10:26
    - Sandy Shaw (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:10:12
      - Fuckun phoooooaar. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 14:10:54
        
        Dirty whore. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 10, 14:12:17
        
        youssou n dour (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:25:54
        
        Pussy galore (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:26:13
      - Gabriel Agbonglahor (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 14:10:46
        
        Lord Haw Haw (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 14:11:58
        
        Tricky Hawes (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:11:13
        
        Skeletor (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 14:11:11
        
        ... (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 14:14:01
        
        Murphy's Law (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:12:18
        
        Bottom drawer (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 14:13:10
        
        Labrador's paw (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:13:01
        
        Thor (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 14:15:53
        
        Bobby Moore (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:17:07
I wonder who was Ralfs twitterer this morning? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:00:08
- Prince Philip (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 14:03:10
  - Shame (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:05:16
    - "One is still on throne - last time one eats curry from #Khyber! " (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 14:09:26
Sex, drugs or rock'n'roll (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 13:59:23
- Sex, Rock n Roll and then drugs (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 14:06:59
  - I've never done roll. Done the others (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 14:09:48
    - Cheese roll? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 10, 14:23:40
  - What not even kush? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:09:20
    - ^^^^^ What is this? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:18:16
      - The same as boo and narb (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:22:49
    - Nothing (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 14:15:16
      - I envy people like you. I've had more vices in my life than Richard Fairbrass' testicles (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:31:20
      - Blimey:-( (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 14:16:55
- drugs, rock nroll and then sex (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:05:38
- Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 14:04:02
Shit or Bust (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 13:56:24
Totally or Smickers (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 13:55:37
- selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 14:57:01
- pants (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:07:50
Cock or Bull? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 10, 13:53:06
Swann or Panesar? (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 13:52:22
Scrambled or poached? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:43:12
- Poached everytime (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 13:59:05
- Scrambley, no question. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 13:47:32
- boiled (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 10, 13:43:43
  - As with Malky's bizarre riddles, you only have the choice in the message. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:44:52
    - scrambled then (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 10, 13:48:44
Neighbours or Home and Away? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 13:41:24
- Eldorado (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:06:35
  - Pilar. Phoooaaar. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 14:10:09
- Kylie's Arse. And all of Natalie Imbruglia. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 13:43:08
Muffin the Mule or Flowerpot Men - (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:39:36
- I've always liked muff (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 13:41:38
Still or fizzy water? (General Chat) - APB, Jul 10, 13:38:39
- Still. Fizzy is fucking disgusting. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 13:41:50
  - ^^^Cloggy talking sense shocker (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 13:59:44
- Chateau Wensum 2009 (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 13:40:51
- Still, off of a tap (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:40:15
- sparkles (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 13:39:40
Through the Dragons eye vs Geordie racer (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 13:36:47
Finger Mouse or Button Moon (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 13:34:08
- Bagpuss (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 13:42:15
- Both were a bit special (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 10, 13:36:31
- We're off to Button Moon (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 13:36:25
- Button Moon (n/m) (General Chat) - meeky, Jul 10, 13:36:14
Magic Roundabout or Asterix? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:30:08
- Magic Roundabout (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 13:36:08
- Asterix. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 10, 13:31:34
I don't care if he's any good but we must sign Crysantho (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 10, 13:27:37
- And his mum? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jul 10, 13:28:49
  - She agrees (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 13:31:18
Might be WWII but 4 trialist playing tonight. (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Jul 10, 13:25:01
Squad for tonight at Fakenham ... (NCFC) - meeky, Jul 10, 13:24:46
- If we don't take on Johnbull Osemwegie there's something wrong with the world. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 13:54:00
  - Wasn't he one of the police acadamy kids alongside Sam Habergam on soccer AM? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 14:10:30
    - Werr err er. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 14:15:03
      - Yessee wuz. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 14:20:35
- Johnbull, what a firstname ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 13:43:55
- "confirming that Ian Crook will manage the team tonight" - Why? (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 10, 13:33:11
  - presumably the big guns and big gunn are in sunny dartford. (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 10, 13:41:46
    - While I admit, it is a MASSIVE game tomorrow (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 10, 14:04:07
  - Gunny's in LA finallising the Huckerby deal (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 13:37:30
- Ha, ha - "Osem wegie" - thas a big ole poi intut? (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:26:46
- actually on a serious note, I'd completely forgotten about Kris Renton (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 10, 13:26:12
  - Was on loan at Kings Lynn towards the end of last season (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 13:38:31
    - but was he one of the trees that the new manager disliked so much? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 10, 13:41:20
      - I don't think he liked any of them. Not that he probably saw any of them play. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 13:46:21
    - Was he their gardener? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 13:40:02
      - I think I may have made up a saying. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 13:47:20
- Some mistake surely (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 10, 13:25:32
Noggin the Nog or Captain Pugwash? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:23:42
- Puggers! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 13:27:28
  - I like Noggin the Nog, spesh when Draculas was in it. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:29:06
The 'A' Team or Dukes of Hazard? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:21:49
- Dun dun dun daaaa (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 13:44:20
- A team by a mile (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 13:35:44
- A Team. But Daisy Duke yes please. Her and Linda Carter in Wonder Woman were my muses for (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 10, 13:28:10
  - What on earht gave you that impression? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 13:33:16
  - erm, yeah, just a bit. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 13:29:25
- Daisy Duke. Enough said. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 10, 13:24:03
  - Only Jessica Simpson Daisy. You only fancied Catherine Bach Daisy because you were 14 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 13:27:10
    - Jessica Simpson (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 14:05:59
    - Ahem. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 10, 13:30:25
      - Ahem (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 13:32:40
        
        fail (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 10, 13:37:10
        
        OG wins! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 13:35:45
        
        I demand a recunt (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 10, 13:37:43
        
        Well, I would, but (General Chat) - APB, Jul 10, 13:34:56
Have a good week-end, I'm off on a stag do, apparently a load of amateur pole dancers (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 10, 13:15:55
- I'm no amateur fank you very much (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 13:17:44
- Yeah they fell for that one, dit thee ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 13:17:09
If it's the vicar you are thinking of AB, then yes. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:15:16
FAO Ralf; re: TdF (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 13:03:32
- Stalk a druggy dot com (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 13:05:42
  - Thanks! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 13:09:46
  - www.skidmarks.com (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 13:06:31
This weekend I will mostly (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 10, 13:01:58
- like this? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 13:07:31
  - Bet they're popular with the current Polish Government:-( (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:11:41
- Hen weekend? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 10, 13:06:33
  - Yep (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 10, 13:07:48
    - stretchlimotastic!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 13:28:56
      - Tacky, a bit; totally naff, not at all (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 10, 13:43:11
      - Not a chance, they're all booked out throughout the land. It's "prom" time (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:32:35
- watch the friction burns on your thighs (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 13:06:04
  - Advice is to be bare-legged for best grip (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 10, 13:06:50
- BLOODY HELL!! - some one has hacked camcan's account!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:04:56
  - No, it's all true, DNBeebie. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 10, 13:05:30
    - Crikey - well, good luck :-) What will you do with all the cash (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:08:23
      - It's a lesson, I'm not doing it for real... (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 10, 13:08:58
- I demand pictoral evidence (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 13:02:49
  - I demand a live wrath stream (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 13:03:43
I was gutted the other night when I flicked the tv over (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Jul 10, 12:54:18
- lollapoolooza - John Candy is more of a legend than wacko (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:57:10
  - I loved John Candy. Uncle Buck (was that right?) was a classic (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:02:17
    - Yeah great film, not quite as great as Planes Trains and automobiles though (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 13:04:40
      - Yep, loved that too. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:05:33
- dibble reckon it might be homicide. poi (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 12:56:39
  - It was the FREEMASONS and the CIA and the ILLUMINATI and DAVID ICKE and ROBERT CHASE!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Conspiracy Theorist, Jul 10, 13:02:25
    - Prince Philip must have had a hand in it too (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:03:54
      - Are you on about Mrs Slowcum's pussy *again*? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 13:07:28
        
        Don't think so, am I? (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:09:40
      - Oo-er (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 13:06:20
- Haha, the Jacksons are black and so were the people in that film. Brilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 10, 12:56:04
  - I know i shouldn't ofhave laughed but did (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:58:00
- Was everything sideways? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:55:58
Anyone for a musical FACT ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 10, 12:50:07
- I'm not sure I believe this fact you speak about (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:53:33
  - and there's no animal in it, so it can't be a FACT (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 12:58:16
- John Squire vs Graham Coxon - Best gutairist? (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:53:05
  - George Formby and his ukelele every time (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:56:23
  - Or best artist? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 10, 12:54:53
In Stringeresque vein, which is the terminally dullest of the noo "trendy" Merkin telly se (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 12:49:20
- Friends (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 12:53:41
  - Yebut that's very old and not trendy. It was superlatively shit though. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 12:57:48
- Need examples DNB (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:51:02
  - Well purely from the diatribes on here, Lost, Prison Break, The Wire - (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 12:56:20
    - Season 5 ending of house is fucking epic (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 13:31:26
    - Most of the Gherkin dramas spoken of on here are actually quite good (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 13:01:41
      - All shit (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 13:06:54
        
        Acsherlly I have thought of one series I really did like and that was (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 13:08:31
        
        X files ....???? (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 13:14:37
        
        I liked the X-Files. Fuckun brillo pads. Werewolves and that. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 13:16:27
        
        I liked The 'A' Team (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:19:05
        
        I pity the fool (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 13:25:24
        
        "You aint gettin me on no plane" (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:27:42
        
        Da da dun daaaaaaaaaaa, da da daaaaaaaaa (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 13:21:27
        
        I had the A team tent and was always face (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 13:21:10
      - West Wing is superb (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 13:03:09
        
        Yeah I even loved it off when Sorkin left (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 13:06:00
    - They are all shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 12:58:35
This cheered me up... (Other Football) - Higher Wrather, Jul 10, 12:45:13
- Brillers ! (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Jul 10, 13:36:51
- Even though I'm still upset with you, that might be the funniest thing I've ever seen (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 13:17:07
- hahahahaha (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jul 10, 12:56:58
- ☺ (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:52:19
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 10, 12:52:05
- haha - marvellous (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jul 10, 12:48:03
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 12:45:52
Hale and Pace vs Smith and Jones - Who was least funny? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:44:22
- Hale and Pace were fucking shite. All the time, always (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 10, 12:51:17
- Hale and Pace (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 12:46:03
  - How can 2 individuals who are that unfunny not only find each other but get a TV show (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:47:41
    - If you think they are the unfunniest, you have clearly never had the mis-fortune to see (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 12:50:51
      - I love the Mighty Boosh (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 12:56:26
      - Yes, yes I have. The trouble is everyone knows H&P were shite but people actually think (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:56:02
        
        Good lord, I can't believe there can be anyony who thinks it's funny. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 12:59:04
- Smith and Juns were quite good at times. Hale and Pace were shite (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 12:44:54
  - Hale and Pace have no redeeming qualities whatsoever. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 10, 12:47:54
  - "The Management" - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 10, 12:47:44
  - Yup (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:47:17
Go Montster! (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 12:43:44
- Monty Pantsnomore (n/m) (Other Sports) - Higher Wrather, Jul 10, 12:46:06
- Just as I stopped listening for the first time this morning! (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 12:44:31
MONTY MONTY MONTY (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 10, 12:43:16
Montigol (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:43:16
- How long till Blofeld says "MontiPontiGone-ti" (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:43:50
  - He'll never say that, mores the pity. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 10, 12:48:14
Oi OG, I like the Prodge (well, some stuff anyway). (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 12:41:33
Sleeping satellite by Tasmin Archer vs Dreams can come true by Gabrielle - What's the more (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:35:27
- God knows, never heard of either of them. Are they telly pub singers? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 12:45:43
  - Shut up DNB you know both of those songs (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:48:41
    - I can assure you I don't and have definitely not heard of either of them. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 13:00:29
- I'd rather have a piece of toast. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 10, 12:37:40
- Neither could merit the term 'pleasure'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 10, 12:36:16
  - I'd rather pleasure myself than either of those two (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 12:39:57
    - Knock yourself out (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:44:42
TdF v Cricket. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 12:32:02
- I'll settle for watching grass grow or paint dry I think for a bit more excitement (n/m) (Other Sports) - DNB41, Jul 10, 12:44:54
- no comparison, i cant watch "small painfullly thin men in lycra with sore bums" (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 10, 12:38:12
  - They need a bit more weight? (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 12:41:06
    - No, it's the lycra he has a problem with. (n/m) (Other Sports) - jafski, Jul 10, 12:43:40
      - They should race in jeans. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 12:45:15
- 9 riders have a 12 minute lead on the Peloton - which contains all the favourites (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 12:35:24
- I will be doing a bit of both (n/m) (Other Sports) - shoddy, Jul 10, 12:34:02
  - Me too I think. Glad the weather's not up to much. (n/m) (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 12:36:40
Thank fuck for Geoff Boycott. Else I'd have never realised that you have to take wickets. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:22:55
Jimmygol! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:22:31
Thank fuck. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 10, 12:21:44
GET IN! WELL DONE JIMMY - SEE YA LATER HUSSEY! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 12:21:08
FAo strap on, There is a sports bar at the bottom of wem ber ley way, opposite the Mcd's (NCFC) - megson, Jul 10, 12:20:49
- Its this one (with link) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 10, 12:26:09
- ITs this one.......... (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 10, 12:25:29
They should ban Australians from commentating on TMS (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 12:20:49
- NO! No no no. The problem isn't the Aussies, it's that humourless cunt Boycott. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:24:25
  - I love Boycs most of the time (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 12:31:45
    - Unpleasant man that Blofeld... (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 10, 12:38:30
  - I dunno - Boycott can be amusing at times (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 12:26:31
- Who isi it? (General Chat) - Small, Jul 10, 12:24:24
- He only annoys me when he gets all excited when they hit a 4 (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 12:21:45
Is it wrong to think naughty thoughts about people engaging in private grief? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 12:15:18
- I'd give her a good bombing. In both tubes as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 12:42:18
- For a minute I though you were laughing at those that lost loved ones in 7/7 (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:30:16
  - oh hare gew (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 12:40:50
  - No. Just thinking about one of them sucking his cock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:30:53
    - Which is fair enuff, what's it been like 4 years (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:45:53
      - How can you tell that just by looking at her? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:46:46
- My sunday morning runs usually take me past a church in Grenoside (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:22:13
- She can place her hand on my erection and gaze upwards at it's majesty anytime she wants. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 10, 12:19:14
- she could blow me away any day of the week... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 12:18:59
- Can't think why the Telegraph chose her (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 12:17:35
- she'll be fit when she reaches puberty (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 12:16:22
The Prodigy vs The Shamen. What's more embarrassing to have in your CD collection? (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:09:17
- The Prodigy have a couple of excellent albums (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 12:22:40
- what? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jul 10, 12:17:20
- They did a song about Neil Warnock once (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:16:20
- I thought all the youth liked the Prodigy (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 12:16:19
  - Me and you OG against all things youthful. We're like the opposite of Dorian Gray (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:22:43
- Do me a favour. The Prodigy are brilliants. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:13:31
  - prodigy = great shamen = pony (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 10, 12:21:33
  - The Shamen weren't even all that good back in the day (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 12:17:19
    - The early Shamen were class. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 10, 12:25:52
      - In Gorbachev we trust (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 10, 12:30:30
        
        Indeed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jul 10, 12:32:36
    - It's good when Mr C does his little rap thing (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:23:33
      - no, not really. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 12:26:00
  - I'm embarrassed just having a conversation about the Prodigy.Firestarter - give me a break (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 10, 12:16:33
- Are either of them especially embarrassing? (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 12:10:52
  - Some of The Prodigy's stuff is excellent - good live an'all. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 12:11:49
    - Room for both I reckon. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 10, 12:14:44
      - Here it is. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 10, 12:16:28
Shipping Forecast envy again. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:05:48
- Fitzroy please (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:16:44
- I've got LW in my car - but the interference rises and falls (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 10, 12:06:46
  - MW does that in Mrs AB's Ka, can't listen to Five Live - most annoying. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:12:02
    - I have an in-car DAB (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 10, 12:16:05
      - How does that work? (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 10, 12:18:09
        
        Yep - plus a DAB aerial is required (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 10, 12:21:30
        
        as i listen to 6Music mine is too (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 12:23:41
        
        Use a flat blade screwdriver to lever the fascia off your car stereo (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:19:51
        
        Not always as easy as that. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:27:17
        
        Mine is a factory fitted Honda thing circa 2003 (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 10, 12:26:08
        
        Ah - I think PURE do a transmitter version that tunes to your FM receiver (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 10, 12:31:56
        
        Ooh, that looks cool - Christmas list! (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 10, 12:40:24
        
        If your honda is anything like mine, it's nowhere near as easy as that. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:29:12
        
        My Honda is nothing like yours (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 10, 12:35:25
        
        ^^^ graduate of Reform School ^^^ (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 10, 12:21:52
        
        Lynn Grove High School. So you're not far off. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:23:24
        
        Maybe you could fit a car stereo to the plinth (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 10, 12:25:30
        
        You'll have already fitted on. Perhaps I could change it? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:28:15
    - My indicators make mine go bent-up (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 10, 12:13:42
We've got em on the ropes now... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 10, 11:58:33
- Yeah, they must be quaking, suddenly they look like making only 600 (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 10, 12:15:41
- Anderson making it swing all of a sudden apparently (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:07:04
- It'll all relax when Fred stops bowling. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:01:49
Thank fuck for that (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 10, 11:53:26
- indeed... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 11:55:32
- Mind you, he should have been out LBW yesterday (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 10, 11:54:16
  - That's Doctroves LBW 1 decision for this Series sorted out (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 10, 11:56:53
    - 1 LBW decision... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Jul 10, 11:57:12
  - England were lucky with one on Day one as well (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 11:56:06
    - THat's wht they were saying on TMS on my way home last night (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 11:57:32
- ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 11:54:14
  - Oh, just heard ut. LBWGOL! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 11:54:35
Australia 23-4. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 11:52:08
- Any of them fit? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:07:33
  - Having GILYFed (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:21:46
    - Oh, and (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:22:24
  - They have some marvellous swingers (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 10, 12:17:03
  - Saw some on TV the other day before the real cricket was on (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 12:14:22
  - *Clumpcricket* There's definitely at least one of them that's worth a go (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 10, 12:11:17
Fuck ing hellllllllll (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:34:12
- unlucky (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 10, 11:49:00
The ASHES is on!!!! (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 10, 11:26:11
- I blame the Wales. It should never happen again (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 10, 11:50:13
  - Me too - might as well have laid some tarmac (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 10, 11:53:35
- situation normal (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:30:27
wem-ber-lee wem-ber-lee i'm the famous strap on sally and i'm (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 10, 11:18:05
- Drink at Baker St before getting on toob (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 10, 11:30:10
  - thanks (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 10, 11:37:44
    - i was thinking of nipping to dartford before hand (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 10, 11:38:40
      - That's so easy to deal with. (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 10, 11:40:33
        
        wembley stad open gates a 3.30 (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 10, 11:47:01
        
        wembley stad open gates a 3.30 (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 10, 11:46:07
        
        please a a t, and ignore the other post (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 10, 11:52:01
  - *plays saxophone solo* (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:31:03
    - ^^^ No-one say it. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 11:39:46
      - which anyone who was alive when it was released would know (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 10, 11:41:36
        
        Stuart Maconie, apparently, started the myth. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 11:43:48
        
        Oh yes (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 10, 12:23:02
- Use Wembley Park, much closer to the Stadium (n/m) (Other Football) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 10, 11:26:07
  - many thanks (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 10, 11:56:24
- oasis gig? (n/m) (Other Football) - craggyisland04, Jul 10, 11:26:01
  - absolutely (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 10, 11:34:16
- oi'm goo-un too! (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 10, 11:25:13
  - we went last night was pretty special but they had the sound cut during wonderwall (Other Football) - craggyisland04, Jul 10, 11:27:39
    - its supposed to rain tomorriw night (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 10, 11:35:02
  - yer thats the greyhound i think (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 10, 11:26:32
    - it was there...... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 10, 11:30:01
Also, I'm sick of that douche on the magners pear cider adverts (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 11:12:33
- poi (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 11:24:41
- Split up with him then (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:18:49
  - ok (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 11:22:13
    - Rolf Haggis (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:24:59
Funny seeing Jermaine Pennants profile on sky, quietly missing out the bit where (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 10:20:58
- I cant believe he's gone to Zaragoza, I doubt if he'll last long there. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 10:24:31
  - No. It was definitely Nick Griffen. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:25:01
    - *Griffin* (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:26:32
Just get the iron out, simples (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 10:18:50
- Great reporting "Paul Thorn lost nearly 16st 13lb (107.5kg)" (General Chat) - Army Boy, Jul 10, 11:11:19
  - 16st 12.9999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999lb (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 11:12:23
Warning - Football post below (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 10, 10:14:26
- Outbid by Brighton!! (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 10, 10:17:22
  - It was ever thus (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 11:11:14
    - I'll never forgive the new Robbie Earle for Fulham (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 10, 11:30:47
    - and beckford turned out to be really shit (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 10, 11:22:35
  - I'd like to think that this is a case of an agent talking up his player in the press (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 10:41:17
  - Yeah but haven't they just been taken over and got loodsa dosh? (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 10, 10:20:41
  - "The two clubs are trying to agree a fee and I don't think they are too far apart". (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 10, 10:19:50
    - I read that as the two clubs being Brighton and Derby. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 10:43:41
    - might not ever be a case of being outbid even if they do get him (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 10:26:18
- But it says Derby County!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 10, 10:17:03
Dunt know what's going on in the world today but, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 10:02:07
- Delia Fish was asleep when I left for work this am. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 10:04:09
- This little fella will tell you (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 10:03:22
I have no sympathy whatsoever - serves the cunt right (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:01:29
- been there, done that, got the sweaty t-shirt (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 10, 10:07:27
- No not at all. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 10:05:44
  - What, death? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 10:06:33
    - No, the bull running, div face. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 10:07:06
I'm not sure whether it's grammatically correct / incorrect... (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 10, 09:57:50
- 'Dependant' - dear, oh, dear (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 10, 10:19:35
- His over-use of commas really, winds me up as well. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 10, 10:14:58
- mentalist (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 09:59:43
Kings Lynn receive winding up order from HMRC. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 09:55:49
- OOH get YOU Hector my arse I bet you're giving Mrs Doyle one up the SHITTER!!!!! (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 09:58:46
- yeah they did but they've reached an agreement with them now and all is ok (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jul 10, 09:58:29
Bloody hell LOJ, they've only been there a couple of weeks - give them a chance! (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 10, 09:41:26
- don't be fooled I know exactly who is in charge. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 09:43:58
  - Oh well, fair enough, I'll bow to your inside knowledge. (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 10, 09:49:36
  - Paranoia and cyniciam will hurt you more than them. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jul 10, 09:45:15
    - yes, I am just having a mood on. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 09:47:34
    - cyclades (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:45:59
      - Cydonia (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:46:25
        
        .... (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 09:55:07
Guess who this Tweeting effort is from... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 10, 09:40:32
- I think this Twitter/Tweeter shit really does create an age gap - (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 09:51:01
  - Stephen Frys is probably about your age? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 09:52:24
    - 6 years younger. Maybe it isn't an age thing then. I still don't get it. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 09:57:07
      - it's just like the Wrath (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 10:01:54
        
        Oh I see, is it part of a thread then? If so, it's not very economical (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 10:13:46
- guess this tweeter (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 09:42:47
  - Stephen Frys (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 09:43:26
    - correct, and this one: (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 09:46:19
      - Lance Armstrong (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 12:11:19
      - WELL WHO THE FUCK IS IT THEN (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 12:02:48
      - Jonathan Creek (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 11:42:47
      - My Father in-law?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:14:43
      - Most of the Vienna Boys Choir? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:13:57
      - Night Hawk from the original series of Gladiators? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:13:25
      - Omar Sherrif? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:12:40
      - The man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:12:21
      - Gerd Muller? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:11:54
      - Karl Malden? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:11:21
      - Hattie Jaques? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:10:51
      - Lulu? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:10:39
      - King Crimson? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:10:20
      - Don King? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:10:01
      - The deputy manager of Sizewell B power station? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:09:37
      - Kirsty Allsop? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:08:51
      - Buzz Aldrin? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:08:25
      - Baba Papa? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:08:00
      - Carmen Miranda? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:07:49
      - Zippi Livni? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:07:32
      - Laurence Eagleberger? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:07:01
      - Stan Ogden? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:06:18
      - Jack Hargreaves? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:05:50
      - Maverick PI? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:05:25
      - Maya Angelou? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:04:52
      - Zane Lowe? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:04:29
      - Crazy Legs Crane? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:03:31
      - Baba Papa? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 11:03:00
      - Bungalow Bill? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:59:44
      - Captain Evelyn Barclay? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:58:32
      - Fenella Fudge?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:58:01
      - Bob Wellings? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:57:14
      - Miss Rosalyn? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:56:37
      - Pip Schol? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:56:05
      - Boutros Boutros Ghali? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:55:36
      - Shergar? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:55:03
      - Jack Nicholson? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:54:41
      - Mugnus Magnusson? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:54:29
      - Hermione Gingold? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:53:40
      - Dougie Howser MD (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 10, 10:25:38
      - Stuart Pearce (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:24:28
        
        No. It was definitely Nick Griffen. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:24:49
        
        *Griffin* (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:26:18
      - Mickey Pearce (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:24:04
        
        No. It was definitely Nick Griffen. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:24:39
        
        *Griffin* (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:26:47
      - Nick Griffen (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:22:29
        
        *Griffin* (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:25:58
      - Paul Daniels (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:21:45
      - Phil Daniels (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:21:31
      - Tommy 'The Machine' Gunn (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:21:17
      - Mary, Mungo and Midge? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 10:21:09
      - Gareth Gates (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:20:46
      - D'Artagnon? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 10:20:36
      - Willie Rushton (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 10:19:44
      - Jayson Blair (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:19:05
      - Morph (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:17:40
      - Stretch Armstrong (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:17:29
      - The Sugababes (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:17:25
      - Fuck me. Got to love the close season dontcha. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:17:13
      - Me (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:16:37
      - Chris Armstrong (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:16:37
      - Jack Nicholson? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:16:25
      - Neil Armstrong (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:16:12
      - Pape Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:16:12
      - Dr Robert Runcie? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:16:05
      - Billy Graham (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:16:02
      - Louis Armstrong (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:15:55
      - Baba Papa? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:15:40
      - Hattie Jaques? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:15:11
      - Hermione Granger (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:14:45
      - Tony Bastable? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:14:40
      - Richard and Judy (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:14:35
      - Don King (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:14:23
      - Peter and the Test Tube Babies? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:14:18
        
        What does a test tube baby call its father? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:15:33
      - Yazoo? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:13:51
      - Daryl Sutch (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:13:49
      - Randy Vanwarmer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:13:25
      - King Nebuchadnezzar (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:13:18
      - John Deacon (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:12:57
      - The entire west end cast of Les Miserables? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:12:55
      - Dog the Bounty Hunter? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:12:31
      - Rudyard Kipling? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:12:03
      - Martine McCutcheon (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:12:01
      - Joshua Nkomo? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:11:41
      - Real Madrid's new ?90m signing Jon Otsemobor (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:11:36
      - Ranulph Twistleton Feinnes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:11:16
      - Marty McFly (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:10:33
      - Marine Boy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:10:17
      - Eva Peron (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:09:55
      - Howlin' Wolf? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:09:44
      - Roy and Siegried? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:09:24
      - Shami Chakrabarti (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:09:23
      - Keyser Soze (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:09:17
      - Ed Winchester? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:08:56
      - Bill Gates (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:08:21
      - The Shake'n'Vac woman (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:07:31
      - Donk (from Crocodile Dundee II rather than the WBA player) (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:07:00
      - "I am now running on reserve battery power" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:06:52
      - The West Lothian Under XI Curling Team's Assistant Kit Manager? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:06:50
      - Tom Thumb (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:06:32
      - Russel Grant? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:06:14
      - Ol' Dirty Bastard? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:05:55
      - Max Clifford? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:05:31
      - Germaine Greer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:04:55
      - Viscount Mackintosh of Halifax (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:04:54
      - Pele? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:04:41
      - Tintin? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:04:26
      - Cactus Jack (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 10:04:19
      - Arthur Mullard? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:04:13
      - Dizzy Gillespie? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:03:53
      - Katherine Deneuve? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:03:37
      - The Sultan of Brunei? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:03:15
      - The Man From The Pru (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:03:05
      - Stig of the Dump? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:02:59
      - Ted Moult? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:02:41
      - Roger Bannister? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:02:22
      - Oscar se La Hoya? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:01:53
      - Shivnarine Chanderpaul (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 10:01:39
      - Liz McCloghlan? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:01:25
      - Johnnie Halliday? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:01:07
      - Barry Buddon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:00:32
      - Marge Proops? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:00:15
      - Kanye West (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 10:00:09
      - Anthony and his Johnson? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:59:59
      - Damian Hurst? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:59:07
      - Kendo Nagasaki? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:58:43
      - Snow White (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 10, 09:58:36
      - Phil "the power" Taylor (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 09:58:21
      - Shed 7? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:58:17
      - Nina Nannar (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 09:58:04
        
        you utter scoundrel I was going to do her in about half an hour (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:08:18
        
        Can I watch? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:08:48
        
        Doubt it, 5% battery life remaining (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 10:10:47
      - Axl Rose? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:58:03
      - Cher? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:57:38
      - Lord Montague of Bath (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:57:25
      - Martin Bell? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:57:09
      - Dennis Healey? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:56:52
      - Dartagnian? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:56:27
      - Milli Vanilli? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:55:58
      - James Fox? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:55:38
      - Guptah the One Eyed Mexican Bandit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:54:59
      - Dave Proust? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:54:37
      - Marcel Proust? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:54:23
      - Rita Chakrabati? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:54:06
      - Pauline Quirk (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 09:53:50
      - Theodore Konstantanopolis? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:53:48
      - Paul McVeigh (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 09:53:36
      - Wendy Craig? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:53:21
      - Gordon Brown (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 09:53:18
      - Englebert Humperdink? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:52:34
        
        Laszlo Kaprici? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:52:56
      - Charlie Drake? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:52:03
      - Madonna? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:51:45
      - Matthew Gibson (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 09:51:22
      - Stevie Hawkings (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:51:16
      - Colonel Nathan R Jessup? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:50:56
      - Samuel Pepys? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:50:32
      - Huge Fernbritten Whittington? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:50:08
      - Gordon Ramsay? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:49:34
      - Amy Winehouse? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 09:49:24
      - Jamie Oliver? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:49:17
      - Anthony Worrel Thompson? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:48:45
      - Lance Armstrong? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 09:48:25
        
        too easy really this one's a retweet, but could be Wrath related... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 09:51:00
        
        Horatio Nelson (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 09:52:02
        
        close enough. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 09:54:39
The word ambulance comes from the French for 'walking'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 09:38:54
Happy birthday Nikola (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 09:31:33
- I dance a bit like him (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 09:41:08
Latitude Calendar window (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 09:30:17
- Pimms is shit (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 09:42:32
  - I like it (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 10, 09:43:39
    - I don't doubt that at all:-) (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 09:52:02
- do you go on Thursday or Friday? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 09:31:28
  - I shall be arriving at about Midnight... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 10, 09:39:33
    - Thurs/Fri I mean (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 10, 09:40:47
most pointless internet craze ever... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 10, 09:20:02
- Point of order (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:39:25
  - it is indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 10, 09:54:05
- I like it. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 09:21:44
  - I might do that on the plinth because (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 09:25:11
    - OI! *I* was going to do that on the plinth! (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 09:47:01
    - What exactly is all this "plinth" stuff about? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 09:45:53
      - This (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 09:49:37
        
        Ah - why is it empty? (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 09:54:33
        
        They were only put there to freak out the welsh as they looked back over the bay! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 10:30:08
        
        Someone said it was earmarked for HM The Queen when she finally pops her clogs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 10:00:51
        
        Won't she decompose after a bit though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:06:12
        
        It's always been empty, since it was built (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 09:57:41
    - I'll write you a monologue (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 09:28:55
      - That'd be ace - maybe I could read out some dilemmas (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 09:30:47
    - 4am?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 10, 09:28:00
      - I didn't choose 4am (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 09:29:47
        
        Yerst. Similar sitch here. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 09:47:30
        
        But are you on at an inhospitable time? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 09:49:55
        
        No, to be fair, perfectly respectable morning slot (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 09:50:42
        
        The coolest thing I can think of to do is... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 09:51:39
        
        i read that as varnish at first (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 10, 10:04:03
        
        Hah! That's it! That's what I'll do!!! I'll varnish the fucker (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:05:59
        
        How about painting it yellow and green (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 10:12:45
        
        ...now *that's* a plan... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 10:18:08
        
        More hecklers for you then (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 10, 09:51:31
  - lol thought you might mbk, think we should have a wrath competition (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 10, 09:24:17
    - That could be a laugh (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 09:31:15
How many are we taking to Faken-ham? (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 10, 09:12:24
- doesn't really matter, we'll get dicked by them anyway. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 09:24:54
  - No, we will win 5-1 and everyone will be full of hope for the season nou (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 10, 09:41:22
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 09:22:12
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Jul 10, 09:14:19
  - ... (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 10, 09:15:46
    - Tht luked bangin' WKD! (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 09:19:01
    - New pre-season training routines? (n/m) (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Jul 10, 09:17:01
Glad to see we're still achieving Delias No.1 KPI...... (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jul 10, 08:45:28
- Our targets for the new season will end up up other Clubs because we either are unwilling (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 09:14:51
  - Rebate money (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Jul 10, 09:16:50
    - I'm happy to knock the club but your wrong.... paid for by the Historical Trust (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jul 10, 09:22:15
    - Not mine... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jul 10, 09:20:46
      - Vincent Price was offered $10,000 or a 10% profit share for voicing Thriller. He went for (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 09:54:10
    - and more highlights for McSmall (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 09:19:37
    - well that clock is so important. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 09:18:45
      - It's crucial - so Delia knows when it's sherry time (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 10, 09:20:00
        
        Then if she sits in the City Stand, how will she see it ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Jul 10, 09:43:46
        
        She has a mirror strategically placed (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 10, 09:51:19
        
        There should be a rapper called "Tricky T-junction" (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 09:52:33
- so..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 10, 08:56:08
  - winning football matches is what it's all about (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jul 10, 09:11:25
  - ruthless clubs - Brum, wolves, Burnley = promotion....family clubs -saints, ncfc, charlton (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 10, 09:07:29
    - yep, agree (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 10, 09:17:52
McSmall. It's hard not to be a bit depressd about this. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 10, 08:26:57
- Not sure - if he's fit and motivated he's a class (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 10, 09:14:02
- he's got prem experience, and loves the club, he may not be what he used to be but nor are (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jul 10, 09:08:49
- He was never a bad player for us - wouldn't be too miffed (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Jul 10, 09:06:59
  - WAS being the key word, anyway that was back in 1940 (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 10, 09:08:33
- I agree, shows the depths to which we've plunged and (NCFC) - Chopper, Jul 10, 08:50:04
  - It is with this Board in charge. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 10, 09:03:30
Interesting article in the Guardian about potential billionaire interested in Norwich City (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 10, 08:11:41
- You tease (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 10, 08:14:10
  - wellllllll, every morning on here we are subjected to a load of shit from the press (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 10, 08:22:51
- What's a potential billionaire? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 10, 08:13:27
  - me (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 10, 08:21:39
    - true, I do. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 10, 08:27:26
Norwich Star? (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 10, 07:54:43
- It may be a swap deal for Burgess or Taylor-Fletcher. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 10, 08:13:10
- The gazette is an ill-informed shitty little rag. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Jul 10, 08:04:23
Daily mirror take on the Lee transfer saga (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 10, 07:24:37
Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, (General Chat) - um_gah, Jul 10, 05:04:25
- And to me, too. Beatles song - when I'm 64 unfortunately appropriate (n/m) (General Chat) - Jambocanary, Jul 10, 07:40:34
  - No way, You dont look a day over 63 (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Jul 10, 07:43:31
- yes happy birthday to you, enjoy your 6 on (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Jul 10, 06:40:34
  - Why thank you! (General Chat) - um_gah, Jul 10, 06:54:46
    - thats ok, saves me emailing you at work now dont it (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Jul 10, 07:24:16
Didn't realise Gary Speed wants to be a manager. Fuck me, that's an opportunity we'll not (NCFC) - pants, Jul 10, 00:23:44
- i believe we have a manager (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 10, 01:08:37
The good old days, of lump custard (General Chat) - pants, Jul 10, 00:16:34