Young child asks mummy how babies are made.

"Well India," answers mummy, " Daddy produces a liquid called semen which goes in Mummy's tummy."

"Oh" ponders India, "Do you have to swallow it then?"

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"Only if mummy wants some new shoes"

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog on July 10th 2009 at 16:19:11

Message Thread

DNB41 and his fuckbunny creating uproar in their new house (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 15:53:47
- Isn't the correct term "fuck buddy"? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 16:07:48
  - ....or "slapper" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 10, 17:01:40
  - Quite possibly (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 16:09:36
  - It is indeed but OG is a lawyer so cannot resist twisting words:-) (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:09:13
    - You mean "OG is totally out of touch and often gets modern things wrong" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 16:10:14
    - More to do with him trying (& failing) to be down wiv da kids (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 16:09:57
      - As neologisms go, though, fuckbunny is quite good (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 16:10:52
        
        And has indeed been on Urban Dictionary since 2003 ... Ifangyooall (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 16:14:44
        
        I can hear you now in Chambers... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 16:16:51
        
        Would that be after partaking in a spliff of Chamber Pot? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:27:00
        
        Can't argue with that to be fair (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 10, 16:14:25
- "No India, that Daddy's Yakult." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 16:05:38
  - That's not Yakult, India. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 16:13:35
    - cripes (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 16:16:53
    - oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 10, 16:15:26
      - Young child asks mummy how babies are made. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 10, 16:19:11
- "India" FFS (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 10, 15:58:30
  - That's one thing you'll never get in Lancs, Indias and Yummy mummys (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:05:04
- Point of order OG, it's "my" new house what I will live in on my todd (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:57:04
  - Oh dear, starting in an atmosphere of mistrust, "my" house (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 15:59:53
    - "Pre-nup" implies that there will be "nup", which I beleive DNBeebies has already ruled ou (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 16:04:40
      - Shocking (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 10, 16:05:22
        
        More power to his elbow, well played. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 10, 16:06:23
        
        It is now the norm apparently for "singled" people of my gneration. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:07:50
        
        Just re-living the 60's OG. You should try it. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:06:18
    - Nope, twas always going to be my house. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 16:04:24
  - Also, that's Oxford which, even by Chelts definition, isn't oop north. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 10, 15:59:04

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