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I've got soul but I'm not a soldier (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 23:11:17
- I've got ham but I'm not a hamster (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Oct 30, 23:15:18
Someone on my facebook list just published the following (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 20:54:17
- That's awfull... (General Chat) - Ben, Oct 30, 20:58:43
  - hehe (n/m) (General Chat) - fal5taff, Oct 30, 21:00:59
  - well, that was the specific comment in fact (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 21:00:12
    - well done for pointing out to us all how un-racist you are (General Chat) - grants_cold_finger, Oct 30, 23:12:32
      - I mention it because I find it surprising just how many tossers hold these views (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 23:20:56
        
        What school did you go to? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 23:34:47
        
        Bennies in Bury (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 23:36:34
        
        I made the mistake of "sharing" the news story about the BNP allowing non-whites in... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 30, 23:26:46
        
        lol how embaressing. It's good to be reminded why you lost contact with them though (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 23:35:55
Jesus Christ! (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 20:40:25
- Check the look on the bloke's face in the background (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 30, 23:29:15
- oh err (General Chat) - double hipness, Oct 30, 20:51:44
  - it clearly takes an age to write anything down in Cantonese (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 20:55:36
top goal from the archive. Top terrace celebrations too (Other Football) - fal5taff, Oct 30, 17:43:25
- Thought the Giggs one was better (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 30, 18:16:58
  - As in this one, complete with Wolfman celebration: (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Oct 30, 18:18:05
- Bloody Heel! I don't remember him ever being that quick (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 30, 17:54:12
- terrace carnage (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 17:46:22
  - agree, terraces are AWESOME. different game if you are standing up (n/m) (Other Football) - fal5taff, Oct 30, 17:49:18
    - we might get them back one day (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 17:52:14
      - (Quiet voice) I really like sitting down and being able to see. Then jumping up to (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Oct 30, 17:56:54
        
        less convenient... (Other Football) - fal5taff, Oct 30, 18:01:06
        
        and even better when you're on drugs (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 30, 18:11:09
        
        never tried it, was 13 or thereabouts when they got rid of them. never will i suppose... (n/m) (Other Football) - fal5taff, Oct 30, 18:28:49
        
        certainly was (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 18:27:21
        
        That's strange (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Oct 30, 21:49:35
        
        blimey, we must've had the same mate (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 23:27:26
        
        jealous. (n/m) (Other Football) - fal5taff, Oct 30, 18:29:35
        
        There are some good away terraces this season though surely (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 18:40:36
        
        good point.....worth looking that up and placing a large order in south america (n/m) (Other Football) - fal5taff, Oct 30, 19:01:14
        
        large order for what? (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 19:18:29
        
        oh, I see. bit slow today.... (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 19:27:57
        
        :) (n/m) (Other Football) - fal5taff, Oct 30, 19:35:39
      - yup. elf & safety fascism. we'll never get them back, too much risk for the money men now (n/m) (Other Football) - fal5taff, Oct 30, 17:54:32
Has The Wroth ever been twinned with another football forum? (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Oct 30, 17:22:14
- no, far too much football talk on there (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 17:29:27
  - its shit, not even ONE post about "lunch!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 30, 17:33:30
    - Egg mayo wholemeal bap (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 30, 19:45:18
    - They did one about it being quiet on there - we had that a while ago. Surely the whole (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Oct 30, 17:40:32
      - I liked a link to another forum that someone posted recently (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 17:42:08
        
        There was a most admirable thread on a Plymouth forum once (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 17:48:24
        
        That's what I'm talking about! (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Oct 30, 17:53:51
        
        well obviously it's a masssive turnoff if you've got that nobber in mind (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 19:02:31
        
        that sounds ideal! (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 17:50:55
        
        I once went on an Aberdeen forum when we were rumoured to be after a couple of their playe (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 18:08:50
        
        If you google Norwich City Forum you get pink un top choice and there's no sign of WOTB on (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Oct 30, 18:02:09
        
        "Norwich City fan forum" sees Wrath returned as #2 result (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 30, 19:14:40
        
        without the quotes (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 30, 19:15:15
        
        I think i found this place from a link off the Pink 'Un (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 18:09:47
        
        can't remember how I found the wroth, but I'm glad I did (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 18:28:44
        
        Used to post on the old official one and when it went crap we mostly all moved here (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 30, 19:15:48
        
        never posted on there, always seemed to be shite (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 19:19:22
        
        It used to have a split view like this (General Chat) - double hipness, Oct 30, 20:33:57
        
        ah yeah it was, when we were talking about stealing Tilson from them (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 17:43:03
which one's old git? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 30, 17:11:30
- I like that (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 17:42:54
Blimey. The evening lull came early today. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 30, 17:06:00
- Bit quiet today (General Chat) - Small, Oct 30, 17:24:41
- and me (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Oct 30, 17:07:11
  - and me. 4.30 more work to do ffs! (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 30, 17:31:11
Jacqui Smith making an utter twat of herself on Question Time (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Oct 29, 23:01:48
- This Skunk/Class B thing really fucks me off (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 23:59:08
  - It just annoys me when they say spend money educating people (General Chat) - Klobo04, Oct 30, 00:04:57
- WHY? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 29, 23:06:14
  - She's had to apologise for her husband looking at Bongo Vids twice now (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 23:15:11
    - Has he moved on from the cheeky girl? (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Oct 29, 23:16:24
  - People asking her questions about expenses (General Chat) - Klobo04, Oct 29, 23:10:55
    - bad time for her. She'd have got a round of applause for it last week (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 30, 02:26:16
    - i see (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 29, 23:16:10
      - nice eyes (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 23:49:19
put my poulton application in today (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 29, 19:41:08
- who did you get to write it for you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 29, 19:48:50
  - Have you been waiting for this all day? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 19:54:24
    - no, not been logged on (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 29, 20:20:39
    - There's been a fair amount of withdrawal symtoms going on today, that's for sure (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 20:01:07
      - hope you get your fix soon then (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 29, 20:24:48
    - no-im bored now though (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 29, 19:55:59
      - I knew It! (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 20:02:02
  - they are very helpful at the box office (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 29, 19:50:42
- Good for you selwyn. Hopefully we'll lose and then all the deluded fools on here will (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 19:47:26
  - is while we are in this league and never forget it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 29, 19:49:27
    - Correct. And where gonna be in this league a long time while we still have the current (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 19:55:32
      - very true lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Oct 29, 19:58:28
Fukern warz, the Paulton Rovers media office can talk the hind legs off a Docherty (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 18:23:47
- "It's quite hard to get yor finger 'round it all, basically we've been shafted" (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 18:45:01
  - What was he banging on about only being allowed 20 professionals in the squad? (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 18:47:25
- *officer (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 18:27:54
  - *Doherty* (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 29, 18:49:49
Needs a 3 wheel childs trike... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Oct 29, 17:34:20
- Has your dog only got one leg? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 20:15:24
- I've got three bicycles of varying sizes clogging up the shed (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 19:46:44
The King Of Fuck All jailed for 18 months (Other Football) - Small, Oct 29, 16:42:06
- hopefully his real punishment will be metered out to him on a nightly basis (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 29, 18:54:29
- Hard done by there (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 29, 16:50:25
  - haha, I guess previous was hammered on him too (Other Football) - pants, Oct 29, 17:13:16
- so out in time for pre season training (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 29, 16:42:53
Marlon King's off to the Big House for a while then. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 29, 16:41:05
- In years to come, he'll get a phone in show on talksport (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 29, 17:19:01
- Second time inside for Marlon King (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Oct 29, 16:45:16
  - gillingham wasn't it? (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 29, 16:49:02
    - lol he tried to lie his way out of it last time too (Other Football) - SCC 28, Oct 29, 16:51:15
      - Nice man (Other Football) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 29, 16:55:53
        
        What was his defence in that? Banter? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 29, 17:22:51
        
        self defence apparently (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 29, 17:28:29
  - I did not know that. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Oct 29, 16:46:30
    - I knew he'd been inside, but I didn't know what for (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Oct 29, 17:26:17
    - that was what he was most famous for (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 29, 16:47:20
      - What a horrible story. The Judge summed it up perfectly (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 29, 16:50:33
        
        Indeed. Good job EtuWHO's not around :-( (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Oct 29, 17:18:36
        
        "Celebrating his wife's pregnancy" (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 29, 16:52:20
        
        ww2 (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 29, 16:53:11
        
        I saw that (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 29, 17:09:41
        
        I like to take part in both parallel-themed-thread experiences (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 29, 17:17:42
        
        straddling small. (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Oct 29, 17:21:17
A pink-jacketed freeloader (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 29, 16:20:43
- I went to school with Munby's son (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 17:11:21
  - ^^^That went wrong. But? But nothing (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 17:14:47
    - I think he's an okay chap (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 29, 17:24:09
      - I'm sure Roger is. (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 17:44:45
        
        did they live in Cringleford? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 29, 18:01:34
        
        Quite possibly (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 18:19:58
        
        I had a boyfriend in Cringleford when I was fifteen. (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 29, 18:29:11
- Pink? (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Oct 29, 16:31:23
  - I don't know what Safari Beige looks like (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 29, 16:33:18
    - ... (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Oct 29, 16:39:37
      - RIC (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 29, 16:44:31
        
        No, those who let the club keep their rebates paid... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Oct 29, 17:28:53
        
        Cody's Merc, Munby's jacket, Hooly's poker school, new outfit for Darel's sister, (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 29, 17:34:04
- Agree with that. (Also agree Dion shouldn't really be there.) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 29, 16:28:24
  - My theory (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 29, 16:36:37
    - Roger Munby has not been well (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Oct 29, 16:42:45
      - I thought I'd heard something similar (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 29, 16:45:36
  - I knew that really (n/m) (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 29, 16:30:29
This could be the end, is it dead? (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 29, 15:25:53
- Well, the China trip appears to have gone well... (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 15:47:58
- Christ, he appears to be wired up to the mains!! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 29, 15:36:54
  - you're on Facebook? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 15:43:58
    - That's CC, not me. (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 29, 15:48:05
      - ... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 29, 16:03:43
        
        I am logged in (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 29, 16:17:16
        
        i'm not... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 29, 16:36:58
        
        That's why you cant see him then (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 29, 16:42:24
        
        haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 17:25:08
  - Unlike a few on here, who've never been wired up properly (NCFC) - pants, Oct 29, 15:40:14
    - Boom and indeed, boom (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 29, 15:41:37
I've tried googling but can't find a picture of Peter Silvester (NCFC) - Pixelman, Oct 29, 15:18:52
- back row, furthest on the right (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 29, 18:06:30
- 2nd from the left (NCFC) - Monty Peculiar, Oct 29, 16:43:29
- peter silvester norwich footballer (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 15:25:29
  - oops that was supposed to be a google search!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 15:26:16
- I just got an email from his son, strangely enough. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 29, 15:23:51
  - Didn't he used to play Tennis? (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 15:43:37
    - you're right about all those things (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 29, 16:25:20
    - mrs mbk saw mad Dom out of the Eagle at the beer fezzie last night - he had cream, lace up (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 15:51:10
      - nice (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 15:53:22
    - The Eagle's in Bennett Street (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Oct 29, 15:46:39
FAO: anyone driving to Stockport (General Chat) - wgf500, Oct 29, 14:59:26
- Training it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 29, 15:04:05
  - I didn't know that they shared the ground with Rugballers (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 15:14:07
  - As am I a few bevvies are in order! (n/m) (General Chat) - wgf500, Oct 29, 15:11:07
  - What train you training it on AB? (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Oct 29, 15:10:49
    - Dunno yet, unplanned so far. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 29, 15:13:15
      - Can you make sure you publish your plans on here please. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 15:41:08
      - 9.47 Scarborough train to Manchester Pic, and then 12:15 to Stockport (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Oct 29, 15:16:51
- Alright mate (General Chat) - Klobo04, Oct 29, 15:01:05
  - Football grounds guide has a little bit of infor about boozers. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 29, 15:05:00
    - Went there a few seasons ago to watch them play Posh (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 15:27:35
      - It's par for the course for most towns (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 15:38:43
Beer festival going nicely (General Chat) - APB, Oct 29, 14:58:16
- have you found A Perfect Beer yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 29, 15:08:37
  - He should try something from this lot. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 29, 15:26:38
    - one of these in fact. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 29, 15:27:43
      - I'm getting all excited now (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 29, 15:30:28
        
        what's chilean beer like? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 29, 15:37:38
        
        it's alright, nowt special. They like crappy lagers (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 29, 16:04:13
        
        cold? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 15:42:58
        
        Wet (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 15:42:02
        
        you're on fire! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 15:44:49
        
        I am Kasabian (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 15:49:09
  - Auld Peculiar's Bollocks (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 15:16:33
- did you...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 29, 14:58:51
  - Yes. Eat it. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 29, 15:00:21
    - is there an app for that then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 29, 15:10:46
10 New members to be inducted into NCFC hall of fame (NCFC) - Klobo04, Oct 29, 14:26:17
- the Hall's a Joke (NCFC) - jayson blair, Oct 29, 16:08:30
- anyone fancy getting a WOTB table of ten for the meal? (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 14:41:54
  - Dunno if i could put up with (NCFC) - Klobo04, Oct 29, 14:52:31
    - throwing bread rolls at the groundsman! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 14:54:29
      - Boooo! Hiissssss! Clubs a joke! Munby out!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Oct 29, 14:55:33
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 29, 14:45:16
- Got no gripe with that. Dion deserves it. Maybe Drury will get it one day. (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 29, 14:35:53
  - Does Dion deserve it though. His role in our clubs history (NCFC) - Jim, Oct 29, 15:59:14
  - I have a big gripe with it (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 29, 15:39:48
- Wot no Doomy? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 14:31:57
- David Phillips used to be my favorite player growing up (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Oct 29, 14:31:17
  - I always think he looks like a midget, but full-sized (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 29, 14:32:36
    - Yes. Strangely proportioned body. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 29, 14:36:41
    - The world's biggest midget? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 14:34:11
      - Hello! (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Oct 29, 14:35:00
        
        No (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 14:48:27
todays guilty pleasure........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 29, 14:15:31
- she might suspect somethinhg if you do a guff later (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 14:18:12
- ^^having a red meal on a green day^^ prawper nawwty! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 14:17:06
  - ha! You as well... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 29, 14:19:30
    - 45 mins on a cross trainer every other day. (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 29, 14:26:37
      - ha! (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 29, 14:41:24
        
        Stone - f me!! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 14:43:00
        
        Yep, got to otherwise you slip I reckon (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 29, 14:44:43
        
        lol - oh yes I feel your pain Brother Lee!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 14:46:12
        
        What's this all about then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 14:47:49
        
        *touches side of nose knowingly* (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 29, 14:49:11
        
        dust! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 14:49:52
        
        You don't need to know Mr Small - look away now! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 14:48:56
      - Why is she cross? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 29, 14:29:18
        
        cos shes got a fat cunt sit on her for 45 mins every other day... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Oct 29, 14:41:27
        
        rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 29, 14:46:04
        
        lollage (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 29, 14:44:59
        
        oh mine! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 14:42:52
    - Schhh! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 14:20:07
Ok, who can spot what's unusual about this? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 29, 13:51:53
- If you read the last letter of every line it reads yhtysse which means 'laces' in welsh (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 14:24:50
  - Good old Arnie and his cambrian japes (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 29, 14:28:35
- ah. read the letters down the left hand side.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 29, 14:20:33
  - even CeeBeeBees had already got that... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 29, 14:22:10
    - I hadn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 29, 14:24:27
      - had he? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 14:24:45
- are you gonna tell us, yy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 29, 14:18:17
  - So I'm back on ignore then? (General Chat) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 29, 15:47:51
  - It says "FUCK YOU" if you read the first word of every line. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 29, 14:20:55
    - Actually, it says "For unnecessary care kicks yet overwhelmingly unneccessary" (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 29, 14:29:52
    - oh yeah! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 29, 14:26:09
- 'kicks the can down the alley'? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 29, 14:07:46
  - i guessed that is was similar to 'kicking something into the long grass' (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 29, 14:15:55
    - Pissing in the wind? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 14:17:47
      - Classic Elton John ballard. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 29, 14:40:04
  - No idea but it makes the acrostic work (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 29, 14:08:49
- It reads (if you look carefully) (General Chat) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 29, 14:02:08
- dunno if it's unusual, but it's a real Fuck You letter intut? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 29, 13:57:24
  - Indeed. It's genuine too, though no doubt written by a flunky no doubt rather than himself (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 29, 14:06:51
    - No doubt No doubt (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 29, 14:07:58
      - isn't he in big trouble over this? I dont get it... (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 29, 14:09:53
Oh FFS... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 13:38:23
- Don't go (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 14:28:02
- who's in it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 14:16:52
- Kin Nora, I saww that yeeeeaaaarsss agoo. Not a particularly good filum if I remember (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 13:46:19
- you're not fooling anyone you know (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 29, 13:41:46
Who's in The King's for the Paulton match? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:12:22
- It's a bit of a bummer if you haven't got a seat (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 12:32:28
  - Did he have his mankini on? Get there earlier, I'll get Ravishing to reserve us a table. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:35:04
    - ok. I was tempted to suggest The Eaton Cottage (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 12:38:59
      - What? Head exploded? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:40:38
        
        Tumbly (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 12:42:26
        
        Could do The Eaton - would we all get in there though? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:44:20
        
        No. No. (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 12:50:20
        
        We'll be fine - be good to do proper beers. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 13:03:06
        
        We'll allend up smoking and watching it on the tiny outside screen. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 29, 12:52:51
        
        That was the mother of all Tumblys. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 29, 12:43:32
        
        I don't care how long ago it was (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 12:49:04
        
        Was it very bad Tumblyness? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:51:42
        
        To be fair (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 13:02:25
        
        Thanks. I'm touched. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 29, 13:04:20
        
        yes, yes you are! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 13:06:32
    - Do you think you'll drink all day and get yourselves into a right state? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:35:42
      - I doubt it. Pat's for brekky, knock on the door 'til Ravishing lets us in. Watch match, (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:38:13
        
        It's my birthday that day but I won't be drinking until the evening sadly... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:39:56
        
        It's my birthday weekend. I might have a few (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 12:43:44
        
        It's on the Wednesday before. But that's shit so i'm moving it (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 12:51:48
        
        7th or 8th Smalls? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:45:16
        
        Hooray NOT yay - make sure you're not flipping driving! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:44:51
      - Pretty much inevitable. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 29, 12:37:04
- Not I (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 29, 12:26:26
- Not me... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:21:02
- Me (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 29, 12:13:41
- you Garry and Jafski I bet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 12:13:10
  - Yup. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 29, 12:13:46
Deserves a top of the board "wow" (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 29, 12:06:15
- Agreed! Big wow! It beats my 'Jeremy Hardy sat at the same table as me in a bar' story. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Oct 29, 12:18:20
  - I walked by Jeremy Hardy at Wells-next-the-sea a couple of summers ago (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 29, 12:26:14
    - He'd probably just chosen the shit chippy rather than the good one (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 12:30:27
    - I saw Bill Oddie at Holkham. I nodded to him thinking he was familiar and I must know him (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Oct 29, 12:29:47
      - I saw Leslie Grantham in St George's Street. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 29, 12:31:35
        
        I saw Kevin Pipers in the pub once (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 12:34:12
        
        Did she reply? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 12:32:09
        
        He's a man. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 29, 12:33:40
        
        I think he was trying a joke... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:34:42
        
        I just sent you a FB request thingy. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 29, 12:52:06
        
        Yeah, of course... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:55:31
        
        and he monked one off on a web cam (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 12:36:57
        
        Did I? When? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 12:38:45
        
        Oh yeah... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:38:27
        
        ... (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 12:40:48
        
        Back of the net (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:45:37
        
        He did, didn't he? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 29, 12:35:52
        
        Was it Sharron Tate? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 12:36:46
        
        How's OLive (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:36:23
        
        You physically jumped backwards. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:58:36
        
        How strange (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 12:34:06
    - That's his look though, innit... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:27:29
      - Actually, I don't like him all that much (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 29, 12:28:38
        
        Goo orn then... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:29:51
        
        I think I've posted it before, and it's not very interesting anyway. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 29, 12:36:13
        
        We've all done stuff where we've acted all high and mighty... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:37:53
        
        Yeah, it kinda makes me like more now that I know he was a bit mean to Bob Mills. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Oct 29, 12:44:30
        
        It's the santicimonious hypocrisy that irritates me. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 29, 13:18:48
  - I sat at the same table as David 'Kid' Jenson a couple of years ago... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:23:42
  - and my husband's Dave Allen in Bridewell Alley (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 29, 12:21:01
    - Small place, Cambridge in those days. I liked it morer than now then. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 12:26:01
      - I think it was nicer too (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 29, 12:31:28
        
        Rose fucking Tremain is what ruined Cambridge... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:33:12
        
        How so? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 29, 12:41:37
        
        She used to live next door to me for quite a while... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:44:25
        
        Ooh there was a huge piece about her in the edp the other week (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 29, 12:40:00
        
        Good fucking ridance to her... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:43:11
        
        still she might be able to get you a utility bill (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 29, 12:47:43
        
        I'm alright for utility bills at the mo... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:53:44
    - your husband is Dave Allen? That's pretty impressive, altho no E M Forster. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 29, 12:25:24
      - insert your own quotation marks there (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 29, 12:26:57
      - Needs to sort out the digit issue though.... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:26:30
Did anyone watch Buzzcocks last night.? (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 29, 11:29:09
- Not watched it for yares. Is Jupitus still on it? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 29, 11:54:46
  - Yes he is Yx2... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:17:29
- AM track was Mardy Bum off the 1st album... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 11:48:46
  - cheers. enjoyed last nights show. Titchy Wrapper chap was good value. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 29, 11:52:07
  - They're far too hip for this daddio. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 11:50:50
    - Mate was just about to get in touch... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 11:55:24
      - twas a pleasure (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 12:00:29
  - Sounds a bit restrained for him then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 11:49:21
- Mardy Bum off of their first Album 'Whatever people say I am..' (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 29, 11:47:01
  - Ah, it would appear I got to the party a bit late... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 11:49:35
    - as usual...... (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 29, 11:53:22
      - Always the bridemaid etc (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 12:16:22
        
        and you always drop the bouquet ! (spelling) (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 29, 12:16:58
  - haha, that's a great song (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 11:48:40
- Have they got better presenters yet? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 11:30:01
  - Missed last night's but the others have been good (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 11:40:59
  - They had the shouty welsh bloke a few weeks ago (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 11:33:32
    - Rhod Gilbert - he was great. Alex James was good too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 29, 11:35:49
      - Love Rhod Gilbert - my fave of the new breed of comedians (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Oct 29, 11:54:39
      - That's the fella (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 29, 11:43:04
        
        It seems that half of The Saturdays were in S Club Junior (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 11:47:49
        
        The Saturdays make my head full of things my head shouldn't be full of. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 29, 11:50:33
        
        You're telling me. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 29, 11:53:42
        
        oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 11:56:16
        
        Do a 1970's fist pump and say 'phwoooooooaaaaar' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 11:55:05
        
        I did. Just for you. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 29, 11:57:04
        
        'ere Sid, look at those' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 11:55:29
        
        Frankie's my favourite. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 29, 11:58:59
        
        It'd be like Robin Askwith let loose in a Nunnery (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 11:57:59
        
        2 orn em. 40% (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 29, 11:50:01
        
        idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 29, 11:54:07
        
        *Exactly* what I thought. A poor man's Simon Amstells. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 29, 11:46:00
        
        He was shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Oct 29, 11:47:14
  - Skinner (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 29, 11:31:16
    - He's lost a lot of money through AIG hasn't he? (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 11:37:25
      - I think as he's got older he's got a lot better... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 29, 11:51:39
        
        His graphic early humour had some touches, but a lot of it was very ugly and there was no (General Chat) - pants, Oct 29, 12:17:48
Not our Lambo! (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Oct 29, 11:12:12
- It's gone. "This article has been hidden, because it contravenes our House Rules in some w (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 29, 11:25:16
- Um. Why are Stockport fans beefing with Lambert? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 29, 11:16:41
  - Beefs old, the kids on the street are now saying (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 29, 11:27:22
    - I couldn't in all honesty use any of those. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 29, 11:32:59
  - Oh, here we are. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 29, 11:20:11
- Don't think the people of Norwich like him...? (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 29, 11:16:25
  - Time for someone enterprising to make Paul Lambert masks for saturday (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 29, 11:17:33
  - selwyn hates him (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 29, 11:17:32
    - Is it just selwyn on a massive trolling excercise? I don't understand (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 11:21:28
      - apprently he's a cunt at games too (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 29, 11:22:05
        
        I sit not far from Selwyn and have not experienced this apart from the odd angry shout, no (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 11:56:53
        
        But he doesn't sing or applaud the team. At All. Just abuse. Cuntish behaviour (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 12:03:28
        
        He does sing and applaud, he's even given me a gret ole hug after a ghoul. Maybe you (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 29, 12:10:22
        
        Maybe I did catch him on bad days. (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 12:27:49
        
        Well, yes he is. (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 11:25:49
- Now I feel a bit iggorant. (NCFC) - APB, Oct 29, 11:13:46
  - A Paul Bashing (NCFC) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 29, 11:15:00
    - Apparently the people of Norwich don't like him. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 29, 11:16:18
      - I like him - but I'm not living in Norwich! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 12:08:34
WOTB Predictions League - Superleague and divisional standings after Game 14. 2 TO GO!... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 29, 11:09:29
- MTS says (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Oct 29, 13:54:24
- we are going up say we are going up!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 29, 12:02:54
- If it wasn't for Danny I would be propping up the whole league. Holy incompetance. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 29, 11:25:42
  - Good ole Danny (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 11:35:20
- i'm blaming Gunn for getting sacked too soon (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 29, 11:24:56
  - Required by midday, 21st Nov... haregoo lut... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 29, 11:42:07
  - nevermind (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 29, 11:25:21
- oh no. I was doing so well until Gunn took over and lost everything. (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 11:18:58
  - I thought that (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 29, 11:20:21
- Thanks. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 29, 11:12:55
  - You can do by all means. I was not going to pester anyone for them yet. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 29, 11:15:08
    - Just realised I've got three weeks. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 29, 11:23:39
      - you is well storming up the table init - it was only a couple of (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 11:39:45
        
        I lubed up and slid out of it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Oct 29, 11:41:52
        
        I have an image in my head and I want it to go away! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 29, 11:45:31
        
        You need a Tumbly filter. I've got one. It's brill (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 29, 11:51:07
Viz is 30. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 28, 14:34:11
- I just bought it for the first time in ages. vvvvSelwyn? (General Chat) - Small, Oct 28, 15:36:18
- Has anyone got that Littlejohn of Sherwood Forest thing they did a few years back? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 28, 14:42:29
  - Robot Nun (She's Got Tommy-Gun Tits!) (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 28, 14:46:48
    - that reminds me that I used to like their war story spoofs (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 28, 14:49:12
- "when does Saddam Hussein have his dinner?" (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 14:39:34
  - vile (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 28, 14:40:59
    - agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 14:41:29
- Is it still gorn ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 28, 14:34:36
  - ... (General Chat) - APB, Oct 28, 14:36:49
  - I saw a copy a while back (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 28, 14:36:03
    - I used to like the Sexist Book of Records. (General Chat) - APB, Oct 28, 14:39:34
      - oh i say (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 14:45:01
        
        Yes, nearly (General Chat) - pants, Oct 28, 14:48:19
      - haha I don't recall that. Funny though (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 28, 14:43:09
Breaking News (Other Football) - Klobo04, Oct 27, 22:11:11
- They won't like that.... (Other Football) - Small, Oct 27, 22:26:31
- cluns a joke. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Oct 27, 22:13:27
Rovers 0 Leeds 3 (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 27, 21:15:11
- depressing as it is, i think that's a good result for us. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 21:33:00
  - i fancy us up against anyone at FCR (NCFC) - keith spanky, Oct 27, 21:40:14
  - It's October ffs! (NCFC) - Monty Peculiar, Oct 27, 21:37:46
    - nope (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 27, 21:43:45
    - I'd like to see them all beating each other (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 21:39:57
    - Points count just as much now as they do in May I think (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 27, 21:38:27
      - well obviously (NCFC) - Monty Peculiar, Oct 27, 21:43:24
        
        Not really (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 27, 21:45:31
        
        That completely depends on what happens though (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 27, 21:52:33
        
        My hunch is that this was a poorer result for us (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 27, 21:55:35
        
        we'll see (NCFC) - Charles21, Oct 27, 21:57:40
      - so could injuries (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 27, 21:41:01
  - We're after an automatic place (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 27, 21:37:26
    - I agree. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 27, 21:41:15
  - Automatic should be the goal. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 27, 21:34:39
    - totally agree (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 21:39:20
      - certainly agree we'd f*ck up the play offs (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 21:48:01
        
        It asks alot, granted - but that's the target (NCFC) - The Judge, Oct 27, 21:50:02
    - Rovers 0 Leeds 4 (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Oct 27, 21:37:11
    - We'll get automatic (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 27, 21:36:54
3.1 Loowstoft (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Oct 27, 21:07:48
- 3-2 (Other Football) - shoddy, Oct 27, 21:28:53
  - 4-2 !!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Oct 27, 21:32:44
    - Fisk (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 27, 21:33:08
  - pump it. Who is summarising? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 27, 21:32:28
- Radiooo Norfolk's gone wrong (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 27, 21:20:09
- I am updating colly on talksport with the score via MSN (Other Football) - shoddy, Oct 27, 21:14:25
  - Ask him what he thinks of the Norfolk Dogging scene (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Oct 27, 21:16:14
    - er (Other Football) - shoddy, Oct 27, 21:18:03
    - or the ipswich wife beaters club (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Oct 27, 21:17:50
- Is Gary Holt playing for them? (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Oct 27, 21:12:20
  - Yeah (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Oct 27, 21:14:04
What religion should you believe in? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 27, 20:53:58
- I'm a Mormon! (n/m) (General Chat) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Oct 27, 21:33:41
  - GAY and annoying? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 27, 21:39:50
- The one where that bloke has an army of angry monkeys (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 27, 21:18:01
- shame there's nothing for agnostics there (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 27, 21:08:20
- Two steps: atheist (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 27, 21:06:22
  - I'm a Wiccan, and I keep moving from place to place. (General Chat) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 27, 21:14:13
  - indeed it was almost instantaneous (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 21:06:45
- That's not how you choose a religion (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 27, 21:05:33
- I'm a bit distracted just now, but I didn't get this part: (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 20:59:41
  - oh, I don't recall ever hearing about this before (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 21:12:52
- Interesting topic, well known for causing lots of arguments (General Chat) - pants, Oct 27, 20:55:51
  - bit like you and the jewish people last night then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 27, 21:07:56
    - Stereotyping. I know (General Chat) - pants, Oct 27, 21:17:11
      - agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 27, 21:34:27
  - well known for causing lots of arguments (General Chat) - legendhuckerby, Oct 27, 21:05:07
  - chill out dude (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 27, 21:04:34
  - Just an amusing link, really. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 27, 21:01:55
  - either click the link and see that it's not serious (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 27, 21:00:26
    - irony (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 27, 21:18:03
  - oh lay off pants (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 27, 20:59:59
  - Sense of humour failure^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Oct 27, 20:59:28
- You use Google Reader and I claim my British Library edition 50p piece7 (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Oct 27, 20:55:31
  - I use Google Roeder (General Chat) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 27, 21:01:01
    - i must have missed your stint as news agregating website expert (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 27, 21:03:10
      - If you are going to do it, do it properly (General Chat) - Fast food Dakar, Oct 27, 21:06:24
        
        surely the term is tenure? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 21:10:29
        
        it was pretty crap all round wasn't it. (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 27, 21:11:47
      - aggregating (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 27, 21:03:29
        
        Hey, you're a man who enjoys a god-related tautology as much as anyone (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 21:06:01
        
        i'm certain that that's definitely an overelaborate tautology (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 27, 21:10:55
        
        point taken. I hereby declare, that Marmite is the rice pudding of the gods (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 21:14:11
        
        *or god (General Chat) - Dave in France, Oct 27, 21:17:01
        
        well, ambrosia was consumed by the Greek gods, but I'm not sure which god/s ate rice pud (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 21:25:44
        
        oh dear (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Oct 27, 21:05:01
  - i don't (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 27, 20:59:10
Hang on a pissing minute doomcaster... (NCFC) - Alan, Oct 27, 15:32:49
- What was his bovril statement? (NCFC) - Klobo04, Oct 27, 15:43:16
  - Haha just found what he said... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Oct 27, 16:02:42
    - What did he say? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 27, 16:04:50
      - That he is sending in spys to every ground in the scottish premier league (NCFC) - Klobo04, Oct 27, 16:14:16
        
        See, to me that reads that (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 27, 16:28:21
        
        Talk about blowing your own trumpet (NCFC) - Small, Oct 27, 16:27:23
        
        Meat Extract Trombone. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 27, 16:31:25
        
        meaty parp (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 27, 16:30:33
- He's a right slimy weasel (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 27, 15:41:42
- he's a lawyer (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 15:38:38
- The arrival of Darren Huckerby esquire. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 27, 15:35:44
  - That too... (NCFC) - Alan, Oct 27, 15:39:18
    - Crowds started to increase during the play off season (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 27, 15:44:34
    - crowds were good before Hucks anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 15:40:06
    - cullen to doncaster (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 27, 15:40:06
      - what a wanker.. I'd happily slap him silly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Oct 27, 15:41:42
        
        ^^ban this sick filth^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 27, 15:42:20
Paulton game at their ground and on tv (NCFC) - Klobo04, Oct 27, 13:24:07
- It was obvious it was going to be a lunchtime jobby. Still, we'll be in the second round (NCFC) - pants, Oct 27, 13:25:51
  - One would like to think so but I'm not banking on it... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 13:29:14
    - If we lose that game I'll ,,,,,,,,,,, (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 27, 13:32:57
      - another live game though, sweet (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 27, 14:29:59
  - yup, you called it. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 13:28:09
    - you'll not be going down the pub to watch it then Tricky? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 27, 13:29:10
      - um. Doubt it. Why do you ask? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 13:29:54
        
        just wondered whether you'd risk it again after what happened previously (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 27, 13:32:47
        
        Oh, the Offside Bar? Ha ha. yes it was me (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 13:36:43
        
        Oh do be quiet (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 13:39:24
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 27, 13:41:18
        
        I bet it's an absolute scream out on the town with you (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 27, 13:39:06
        
        not so much a scream. More entertaining and enlightening (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 13:41:13
        
        half a mild and asking the bar man to put mastermind on (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 27, 13:46:47
        
        Yeah, Fleet St and Cannon St.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 13:42:16
        
        Have you ever been to the Royal Sovereign on Northwold Rd, FP? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 13:44:20
        
        eccentric and "characters" = full of cranks with no mates (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 27, 13:49:36
        
        'over-exuberant' - wot chew looking at cannt! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 27, 13:51:06
        
        ^^^ there is occasionally a slight risk of that I think ^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 13:52:13
        
        I know the chaps who own that too... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 13:47:33
        
        thought so. Now *that* is a really good pub. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 13:49:52
        
        I done a bonk with a girl in Belgrade Road in Stoke Newington. We went to a Spanish Bar (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Oct 27, 14:06:37
        
        I would deffo do option B ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 27, 15:06:41
        
        Tricky's wife has tried to keep that quiet (NCFC) - camcan, Oct 27, 14:12:40
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 27, 14:15:32
        
        Shame she didn't manage to at the time (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 14:13:31
        
        ............. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 13:45:23
        
        That pub is fucking packed with Norwich now and it has the sound... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 13:35:30
        
        More staff and also a bar bigger than your tiny cock (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 13:39:38
        
        Cor, who rattled your cage Mr Grumpy of Grumpington?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 13:41:28
        
        The bloke who put a small bar in a big pub, and only one (admittedly quite fit) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 13:42:45
        
        A fit barmaid, in my scheme of reckoning, goes a very long way to compensate for most nega (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 27, 13:45:58
        
        You should go to the Offside Bar. You would discover there's a limit to that phenomenon. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 13:47:12
        
        I would, but it's a long way away, and they show all the televised Norwich games in my liv (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 27, 13:49:25
        
        The legendary sofa of dreams. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 13:50:34
        
        (do you have a fit barmain there....?) (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 13:50:55
        
        Yes, my wife, but you can keep your eyes to yourself. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 27, 13:57:32
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Oct 27, 13:52:24
        
        i watched at home mate (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 27, 13:45:31
        
        What a shame - I'm sure your patronage will be missed... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 13:44:36
- Let's hope they don't get a replay then (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 27, 13:25:21
- POLTROON! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 27, 13:25:19
  - Which tit did the wishes question? It's not fucking going live you fucking idiots (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Oct 27, 13:27:20
    - Has anyone asked what his favourite smell is yet? (NCFC) - Small, Oct 27, 13:29:18
      - i asked him what his favourite biscuit was (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 27, 13:30:11
        
        I'd like to ask 'If you weren't a football chairman, which job would you like?' (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Oct 27, 13:33:39
        
        then you'll be glad to hear i've just asked that question for you (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 27, 13:35:54
        
        Coo thanks! What about 'What is the funniest thing that has happened to to since you have (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Oct 27, 13:38:47
        
        too late now i'm afraid (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 27, 13:44:51
        
        I've asked lots of questions but none have come in thus far... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Oct 27, 13:32:10
        
        So we'll never know what he thinks of Interpol. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 13:32:39
    - what was the wishes question? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 27, 13:28:40
      - Don, something like "if you had 3 wishes, 2 for the club, what would wish for?" (NCFC) - pants, Oct 27, 13:35:52
I've changed my mind about rusty's sister not rusty though, he was quality today (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 24, 20:50:47
- Did she win? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 24, 20:58:36
  - No but she looked wrong today (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 24, 21:07:22
    - How did Garry and Edward get on? Christ! It's a Big Band Special (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 24, 21:15:09
      - Not been on yet er not that I'm watching or nuffink (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 24, 21:20:56
- iQuack (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 24, 20:58:01
- Him , Doc and Hoolie (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 24, 20:55:30
  - Yeah although wes was a little off colour today (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 24, 21:06:20
  - Doc was great today. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 24, 21:05:31
    - Thought him, JBA and Smith were all good contenders for MoM (NCFC) - Arganth, Oct 24, 21:20:36
      - Martin doesn't work enough (NCFC) - duke of york, Oct 24, 22:00:33
        
        Agree totally. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Oct 24, 22:24:58
      - Drury has been a different player under lambert, good to have him back (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 24, 21:24:31
      - Drury has been a different player under la (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 24, 21:23:15
- Fucking shit iPhone (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Oct 24, 20:52:31
did we win? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 24, 19:11:47
- No Roy, you drew again.......go walk the dog (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Oct 24, 19:24:26
- Yep, 1-0 (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 24, 19:17:43
  - cheers appreciate that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 24, 19:19:35
    - Super Chris (NCFC) - Small, Oct 24, 19:25:00
- who do you support? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 24, 19:16:28
  - Melton Mowbray Academicals (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 24, 19:18:19
- I think so. I'm still finding it hard to focus so not entirely certain (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 24, 19:14:57
  - we did, fuck all on een or pinkun , lazy arses (NCFC) - Tombs, Oct 24, 19:17:33
    - I know, Pink Un is crap (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 24, 19:23:06
I've got three 'sister in laws' (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 07:15:02
- Was she there last night? You didn't point her out. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 08:14:02
  - Before you got there... (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 08:40:50
  - No, but Greg was. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 24, 08:17:17
    - haha! XXL16HB - LDB (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 24, 08:20:03
      - He got all arsey with the cabie.... (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 24, 08:21:10
        
        I''m trying to work out an amount that gets him fucked enough (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 08:54:55
        
        Oh yeah. Way more than that. He got arsey with a bloke in the pub n'all. Poor old Greg. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 24, 09:05:38
Still playing poker.... gettin tired now (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Oct 24, 00:15:10
- Carry on! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 24, 00:32:49
  - twit (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 00:40:02
    - l (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 24, 00:42:50
  - 19 people between me and $3000 but (General Chat) - Pixelman, Oct 24, 00:34:18
    - ciggy burn to the lip will sort that out for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 24, 00:50:15
    - I'vve often had that problems (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 24, 00:41:34
FAO usacanary (General Chat) - Kev, Oct 23, 23:00:16
- Too cold up there ! Bloody Northerners ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - John in Texas, Oct 23, 23:59:10
- MO, midwest. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 23, 23:02:26
- A state of delusion. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 23, 23:02:15
  - LOL........wasn't that a Genesis song? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 23, 23:03:18
    - seething (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 23:05:49
      - What was Super Bryan's Big Lie then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 23:16:53
        
        He's not a cunt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Oct 24, 02:20:00
        
        Lurd censored me (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 23:18:43
        
        Hmmm... (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 23:28:43
        
        All i said was stop going on about it, if he can't say anything. (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 23, 23:32:06
        
        LOL Tombs PWWWWND (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 23, 23:33:15
        
        "licence" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 23:36:12
        
        You're all not understanding.. Tomby just took my advice. (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 23, 23:35:46
        
        correct (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 23:37:07
        
        About fucking time (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 23:46:37
        
        i did go in there once (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 23:50:37
        
        I might go tomorra but it's the wrong side of the city for me these days. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Oct 23, 23:38:40
        
        off on my travels tomorrow (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 23:43:39
        
        perhaps (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 23:30:50
        
        Lets guess............ (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 23, 23:32:47
        
        go away (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 23:35:12
        
        The big lie is..............Tombs is not full of shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 23, 23:18:16
        
        imho (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 23:20:44
        
        At least you dont come off as a crazy person. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 23, 23:26:13
        
        yes, at least I don't do that. (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 23:28:18
        
        You win.......... (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 23, 23:33:59
      - Listen up Kiddiewinkies.......sniffing glue is bad for the brain cells. (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 23, 23:08:34
        
        pwnd (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 23:12:32
        
        Are you posting while looking in the mirror? (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 23, 23:17:10
        
        acerbic (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 23:29:09
    - Yes, pre-Gabriel. Which means it's utter pop-garbage. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Oct 23, 23:05:34
      - You mean post-Gabriel.........Phil Collins was cool at one time (General Chat) - usacanary, Oct 23, 23:10:23
FAO: Shoddy (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 22:44:31
- He's done the off again.... (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 22:51:48
  - Not at all. I DO owe the CROD crew a drink, that is true. (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 23, 23:14:24
    - What is the Wenns PH in KL? (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 23:22:21
      - Its a boozer in King's Lynn. (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 23, 23:31:19
        
        That's not good enough (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 23:42:16
Peep Show.... (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 22:20:20
spent the entire day whingeing relentlessly on and on about last nights question time. (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 16:37:30
- UYN (n/m) (General Chat) - Wissydean, Oct 23, 16:48:26
  - umbongo yak's nipples (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 16:54:05
    - Unusual, yellow nose (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 16:54:28
      - unearthed yoghurt nodes (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 16:55:10
      - Undulating, yucky nork (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 16:55:01
        
        Umbilical Yeast Nodules (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 16:55:49
        
        Upminster's yuppie noodlebar (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 16:56:30
        
        Uraguyan Yeti nightmare (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 16:57:20
        
        Unloved yeoman nonce (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 16:58:47
        
        Uncle Yosarian's Nunchucks (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 16:59:53
        
        *makes "T" sign* (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 17:01:19
        
        poi (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 17:09:21
        
        Ugly youngster's nought (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 17:00:31
        
        Unique Yorkshire Nonce (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 23, 17:02:02
        
        Uncle Yuri's nadgers (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 17:02:41
        
        Udderless young nurse (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 17:06:08
        
        Urgently yanking nads (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 17:10:11
        
        Ultra yodel NOOOOODLEAAAAYEEEEOOOOOOOH (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 17:08:13
- I didn't even watch it. (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 16:48:08
  - After an hour of her she just reminded me of Pauline from League of Gentlemen (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 23, 16:52:26
  - conchy? (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 16:51:25
    - probably (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 17:01:53
  - Are you going to see saw IV? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 16:50:54
    - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 17:01:25
    - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 16:51:48
- Apple (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 23, 16:43:44
  - i see a huge big apple shop in chappelfields mall has appeared (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 16:44:55
- Got a new laptop yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 23, 16:38:46
  - nope (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 16:43:56
    - I think you should man up before Wednesday and sort yourself out (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 23, 16:51:39
      - no need (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 16:53:17
        
        Can you get me a soda farl (medium), a shillelagh, and some decommissioned semtex (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 17:08:46
        
        Magners Spritzer (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 23, 16:57:33
- ballix - hent mentioned it once! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 16:38:24
  - yes, but you are the only sane contributor on this site. (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 23, 16:46:28
FAO: Shoddy (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 15:04:09
The last two topics (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 14:28:48
- Thank you very much! I aim to please. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Oct 23, 14:32:31
Well not too long I will leave Hong Kong to China... (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 13:57:08
- ^^^ BEST EVER POST IN THE HISTORY OF WOTB (NCFC) - legendhuckerby, Oct 23, 15:29:33
- ^^^ ATTN: Pink 'Un Forum (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 14:35:16
  - How to post? I don't know (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:48:06
  - Yes. He belongs to the wroth. I often think. What would David do? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 23, 14:37:22
- I am liking Daphne's mum in this tale. Seems like a very sensible women. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 23, 14:35:15
  - But the point is my mom also reminds me that!!! (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:37:35
    - where are you going in china? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 14:39:03
      - Well just for vacation, you know in last 7 years, at this time i must be in Norwich (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:46:22
        
        It is home to the mummified remains of the sixth Zen Buddhist patriarch Huineng (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 14:51:12
        
        "many sight seeing I had heard, so we choose this place to go..." (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 23, 14:50:13
        
        haha I thought that. I remember those posts from the Forum (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 23, 17:31:25
  - But the point is my mom also reminds me that!!! (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:37:24
    - I am sure the trip will be just fine David. Just be sensible - like your defending. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 23, 14:38:21
      - I think so! I think so (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:46:48
- UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE !!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Oct 23, 14:33:13
- Dear God....... (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 23, 14:30:20
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Oct 23, 14:19:40
- David, you need to watch these (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 23, 14:18:19
- i think it's to do with getting mugged (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 14:05:05
- Keep your defender analogy in mind. Get in hard, early from behind, let her know you're th (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 23, 14:04:31
  - You cunt. I've just choked on my ham sammidge. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 14:27:50
    - at least you've not damaged company equipment VVVVVV (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 23, 14:28:35
  - "Hello is that IT? I need a new keyboard, the problem? I just sprayed coffee on mine" (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 23, 14:07:48
  - Then do a Big Doh style cuddle, and don't start pumping too early (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 14:07:11
    - Can't do that liked the Doh style, perhaps (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:10:01
      - errrr OMG (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 23, 14:10:35
        
        um, i think we probably all ought to leave this thread now... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 23, 14:12:17
        
        Agreed. Total Classic Gold XXL. Legend. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 23, 14:13:56
- no-nonsense defender. Brilliant. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 14:04:25
  - Mo Mo is the cow where I bought in London (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:05:41
    - Where did you get Small Chicken Thing from? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 14:08:40
      - Small chicken? You mean Captain Canary????? (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:09:24
        
        No. The other soft toy that sometimes makes an appearance with Mo Mo and The Captain (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 14:12:25
        
        It is the little parrot, Daphne buy in the Japanese store for HK $10 (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:18:33
        
        Where did he manage to find a chicken which looks like you ?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 14:13:10
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 14:14:57
        
        Oh. Small chicken thing. Sorry. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 14:15:27
    - Did she get any udder presents ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 23, 14:06:56
- 4 into 4 ? Jesus Christ I don't know where to look ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 23, 14:04:17
- ROLF (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 14:03:32
- Oh My God. This is why I visit WOTB. Safest is to take her up the buffet, David. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 14:01:05
  - Of course I will, we may have buffet in CHina on (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:06:13
    - I would like a picture of that (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Oct 23, 14:25:07
- I you're tempted not to be careful, go for a quick smile in the toilet. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 23, 14:00:40
  - smile in the toilet remind me,,, (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:06:50
- David, "Be careful" is mum-speak for "make sure you've got a jacket on your Peter" (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 14:00:26
  - Go brown, safest option of all (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Oct 23, 14:01:20
    - ^^^ no future in the BNP ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 14:05:58
  - lo l (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 23, 14:01:18
- can we follow your trip via webcam again? (NCFC) - samcd84, Oct 23, 14:00:07
  - Sorry can't but I will take the picture back (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:07:20
- brilliant! (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 23, 13:59:23
  - Honestly I can wait because I had wait for 33 years before (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:07:57
    - Hong Kong Jizz Tsunami predicted in 2012. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 23, 14:42:03
      - What's that mean???? (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:47:09
        
        Well. It means there is a build up of subcutaneous pressure in the 'Ballearics' (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 23, 15:11:45
        
        ^^^^^^^ genius. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 23, 15:16:33
        
        lollers (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 23, 17:33:38
        
        Yes, jafski, explain yourself... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Oct 23, 14:50:53
- sweet fecking jesus, where do i start (n/m) (NCFC) - nixon, Oct 23, 13:59:09
- post of the century so far (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Oct 23, 13:57:49
  - post of the century? :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O :-O (NCFC) - XXL16, Oct 23, 14:08:38
    - Is that Daphne? (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Oct 23, 14:29:06
  - I think it beats all of last century as well to be honest ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 14:01:51
    - His Huckerby/Lift/Toilet/Colney tale runs it very close imo (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 14:10:16
      - the hucks story will never be beaten (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 14:11:20
        
        can you google old wotb, i mustve missed that one (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Oct 23, 14:13:04
        
        Someone needs to fire up pantsbot. AB de pens once found a post from four years ago that i (NCFC) - Small, Oct 23, 14:18:01
        
        may have been before the database was deleted (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 14:16:26
        
        here you go (NCFC) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 14:19:25
  - agreed. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Oct 23, 14:00:20
Did anyone watch that Russel Howard programme on BBCshit last night? (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:38:02
- Plussed it. Does Karl Minns really post on here? Who as? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 14:30:10
  - Is he tehwatch? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Oct 23, 17:14:40
  - I don't really know. (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 14:43:56
  - Selwyn, I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 14:34:32
- Check your email (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:42:36
  - yo (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:51:38
  - Check, you're female. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 13:44:28
    - Check, you're shemale (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 23, 13:51:05
      - Check out the new style we display. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 13:59:01
        
        Is this happy news on the Font Revolution, comrade? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 23, 14:00:25
        
        Fraid not brother Git. The bourgeois font that oppresses the downtrodden still holds sway (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 14:07:54
      - Check, you're Selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 13:58:00
        
        oh no (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 14:00:21
        
        lol u deliaclapper, YOr a JOkE, bottom 4 by crimbo u wait (General Chat) - Old Git, Oct 23, 13:59:45
- Yeah I saw it. Thought it was quite entertaining. (General Chat) - Arganth, Oct 23, 13:41:00
  - Last in the series of Peep Show (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:48:03
    - I love Peep Show right off (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 13:51:14
      - I like it until about half way through each episode when it gets all embarrassing (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 13:53:22
        
        you missed the best bits (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 14:00:01
        
        "We could run off together to Russia, or wherever the fuck she's from." (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 13:54:54
        
        nope, think I'd stopped watching by then (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 13:56:47
        
        You'll be glad to know it got significantly more cringe-inducing after that (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 13:58:41
        
        I think I have unusually low cringe-tolerance. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 14:02:14
        
        I struggled to watch some of The Office due to that (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 14:46:07
  - HIGNFY is the only programme worth watching tonight (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 23, 13:46:09
    - Hope they do fish punnage again. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 13:51:49
- Yes... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 13:39:52
- I love Karl Minns off. But Russell Howard makes me want to barf. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 13:39:23
  - I think he's got a bit better - still not great though (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 13:42:37
    - I just don't find him amusing in the slightest. I'f tried. (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 13:44:05
What time train do the caps take to Norwich Londoners? (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 23, 12:32:03
- 11.00am and I have a spare outbound ticket if you need it. (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Oct 23, 12:37:30
  - Hi Kents (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 23, 12:43:28
    - You'll have to buy the one back yourself, (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Oct 23, 12:54:14
      - ah yeah just seen that (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 23, 12:59:22
      - I just bought 1st class for 14.25, singles, leave at 12 and again at 17.30 (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 23, 12:57:47
        
        Think I put the wrong dates in (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Oct 23, 13:14:02
        
        ?29.80 for a return when I looked (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 23, 13:20:06
- Half eight (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 23, 12:37:25
- 11 (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 12:36:10
  - deciding soooon (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 23, 12:38:39
    - it's gonna be an epic trip (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 12:40:40
      - you going then? (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 23, 12:43:48
        
        bottle job (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 12:47:52
        
        Don't try act Billy Big Bollocks... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 23, 12:54:24
        
        no, he'd get a hard on (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 23, 13:01:14
        
        agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 13:13:20
  - Oh shit! He's not allowed (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 12:38:04
Does anyone on here buy the Daily Mail? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 23, 12:22:24
- vile (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 23, 12:26:27
  - vial (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 12:27:13
  - Who's he? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 23, 12:27:10
    - Jeremy Vyle (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 23, 12:33:34
- At a guess, of those logged in, only (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 12:24:44
  - I wait for Jeremy Clarkson to summarise its opinions in pithy "joke" form. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 23, 12:28:08
    - Do you have it "Express Deliveryed"? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 12:30:17
    - Surprised the Express is still alive (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 23, 12:30:13
  - Jim? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 12:25:23
    - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 12:27:34
      - Guess (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 12:29:26
        
        Do you mean Jimbo/EtuWhoWho? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 12:35:58
That food thread down there vvv, can I ask what you're all going on about? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 12:18:31
- Masterchef. It's a T Programme. TV is short for television. It's an electronic device whic (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 12:20:43
  - I know what a tv is but in my experience "..moving pictures and sound.." (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 12:22:28
    - Yes. Yes it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 12:28:10
  - You've gone and confused him with 'T programme' now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 12:21:28
    - Indeed, not a clue what that is, unless it's a programme with (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 23, 12:24:50
    - Oops. Meant TV. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Oct 23, 12:22:07
- If you like (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Oct 23, 12:20:12
- I was nonplussed too (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 23, 12:19:56
  - I find the series link feature an absolute boon. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Oct 23, 12:25:28
F1 news (so F1 haters feel free to ignore, rather than point out you hate F1) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 12:00:00
- Look Easts said it might still be held at Silverstone (Other Sports) - Small, Oct 23, 12:12:53
  - There's a Sheffield team too, Manor GP. The Manor in sheffield is like what you'd (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 12:16:04
- cor blimey, that'd be well good for him if he did (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 23, 12:06:42
  - Aye, Silverstone is where it will be. Donington can't afford to get ready for it. What a (Other Sports) - megson, Oct 23, 12:09:22
- F1's a joke (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Oct 23, 12:06:07
  - that's certainly true, at times (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 12:09:44
    - F1 has been good to me over the years (Other Sports) - Old Git, Oct 23, 12:23:43
      - You never know. Maybe Brawn might sue McLaren for poaching. (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 12:26:51
        
        is that something to do with "Celebrity F1 Team cook Off", a noo telly prog? (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Oct 23, 12:28:54
        
        Button's out of contract (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Oct 23, 12:28:48
        
        I know. Was just trying to cheer OG up. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 23, 12:29:26
- i pity F1 (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Oct 23, 12:01:03