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How unappetising does this meal look? (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 16:08:00
- yum yum (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, May 19, 17:07:01
- the noodles look good (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 19, 16:25:40
- he needs to add some sweet corn and onions to that (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 16:24:24
  - Perhaps chop the spam up into hunks that are smaller than paving slabs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 16:27:52
    - yes, that's good thinking too (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 16:37:17
- Massive bowl of spam and noodles (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 16:15:53
  - I couldn't eat that. Even if I was hammered and had a litre of tomato ketchup. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 16:19:31
    - i said that to the misses in bed the other night (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, May 19, 17:07:49
    - what if it was spam and rice? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 16:25:40
      - No, but sounds slightly better. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 16:37:22
        
        spam in sweet and sour sauce? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 16:38:05
        
        Can we substitute the spam for real food? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 16:41:37
        
        Pork balls? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 16:53:16
        
        I don't think I've ever had Spam (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 19, 16:44:07
        
        The only meat I've ever eaten from a tin is corned beef, and that's a struggle. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 16:45:31
- Not sure Weetabix goes well with rice?? (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, May 19, 16:10:12
- What the fuck is that? Hunks of human flesh? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, May 19, 16:09:57
  - good call, Daphine hasn't been mentioned recently????? strokes beard (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 19, 17:54:58
  - the last remains of andrew cave-brown (n/m) (General Chat) - matt in london, May 19, 17:33:40
  - ffs i'm eating (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 19, 16:26:02
  - Fried Luncheon Meat apparently. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 16:10:43
    - Deep fried Gout (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 19, 16:16:05
      - Gout and Noodles. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 16:19:12
        
        Luncheon Gout and tummy string. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 19, 16:20:01
Lolchester... (Other Football) - jafski, May 19, 15:17:13
- They should appoint Gunny (Other Football) - Firstnews, May 19, 15:47:52
- haha (Other Football) - Huge Small, May 19, 15:29:56
- If Boothroyd sticks his cards in tomorrow, I will laugh so hard my arsehole will fall out. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 15:29:38
  - When it does, Cowling could use it as a face transplant (Other Football) - camcan, May 19, 15:38:21
    - enjoy your 60th yesterday? (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, May 19, 17:14:10
      - ouch (Other Football) - camcan, May 19, 17:17:31
        
        never been away-just calming down after so many celebrations lol (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, May 19, 17:21:12
    - Imagine having AB's ringer for a face. Just think about that. (Other Football) - jafski, May 19, 15:39:38
      - sicko (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, May 19, 17:15:23
      - I'd rather you didn't think about it much, if at all, actually. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 15:40:46
        
        No but just imagine, an arsehole for a face. (Other Football) - jafski, May 19, 15:44:06
        
        not if we all had 1 (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, May 19, 17:13:12
        
        tbh I'm not really envisaging it in specific personal terms (Other Football) - camcan, May 19, 15:43:24
        
        pucker up (n/m) (Other Football) - Huge Small, May 19, 15:44:58
  - lollo rosso (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, May 19, 15:31:15
- That is awesome. (n/m) (Other Football) - Al NCFC4life, May 19, 15:28:37
- Beyond beautiful (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, May 19, 15:21:15
  - bonita norris (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 19, 15:30:00
- Coventry want to play shit hoofball too then? (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, May 19, 15:21:10
  - Well will make a change from just playing shit. (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, May 19, 15:23:54
- hahahahahaha (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, May 19, 15:19:53
- hope they don't go after lambert (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 19, 15:19:14
  - Why would they? (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 19, 15:23:41
    - he's a good manager (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 19, 15:27:49
Why a Norwich City Fan....? (NCFC) - songwriter, May 19, 15:01:13
- Was taken to (NCFC) - MrSpudhead, May 19, 21:06:46
- Born overlooking the Nest. (NCFC) - usacanary, May 19, 17:31:03
- better than being a scummer (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 19, 17:23:30
- I grew up listening to BBC World Service with my older brother... (NCFC) - No99, May 19, 17:15:44
- All my family except me were born in Lahnden. (NCFC) - gordon ottershaw, May 19, 16:02:56
- Norwich born and dragged up. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 19, 15:30:29
  - Ditto (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 19, 15:36:04
- Older brother chose to support them (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 19, 15:28:30
- My first words....mama, dada, big dunc (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 19, 15:27:58
- Same as only it was Villa in 91. (NCFC) - lurd, May 19, 15:24:26
  - yup that was the game i think! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 19, 15:27:47
    - Please don't take offence, but I thought you were much older (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 19, 15:36:53
      - Me or TM? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 19, 15:40:47
        
        TM (NCFC) - camcan, May 19, 15:43:55
- Because it is a nice friendly (NCFC) - Firstnews, May 19, 15:23:51
- I was born in the fine City, couldn't shake it! (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, May 19, 15:23:27
- Norfolk born (well the enclave that is Thetford) but not bred (NCFC) - camcan, May 19, 15:23:20
- grandad and dad supported them took me as a wee nipper to (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 19, 15:18:50
- Born in Norwich (NCFC) - greybeard, May 19, 15:18:00
- i didn't choose Norwich City FC, Norwich City FC chose me (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 15:13:38
- My Dad's side of the family are all Norfolk born and bred, (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, May 19, 15:10:57
- i may regret this (NCFC) - doncoop, May 19, 15:10:37
- Born in Norwich (NCFC) - jamesward, May 19, 15:07:02
- born in norwich (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 19, 15:03:55
  - and the other? (n/m) (NCFC) - Only1Doherty, May 19, 15:06:51
    - The glory (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 19, 15:13:56
    - lived in the area (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 19, 15:12:42
      - along with parentage links (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 19, 15:14:29
    - Choosing them because of the colour of your love birds (NCFC) - jamesward, May 19, 15:07:36
Gary Doherty (NCFC) - rastaheadz, May 15, 20:02:41
- crap-just lke him (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 15, 21:19:52
- found his level - would be shocking in the championship.. (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 15, 20:08:26
  - What about Nelson? (NCFC) - Ben, May 15, 20:37:40
    - hopefully be sold (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 15, 21:21:15
    - I think it's because Lambert knows he is not good enough for that level (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 15, 20:40:42
      - How much do we think the Doc would have been on at Champ level? (NCFC) - conker, May 15, 20:50:31
    - agree with that (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 15, 20:39:49
    - Contract was up and so no cost to let him go, so I imagine so (NCFC) - conker, May 15, 20:38:43
  - disagreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 15, 20:19:06
    - You can't disagree with fact. For the "fastest" player at the club (NCFC) - conker, May 15, 20:21:58
      - 2nd fastest (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 15, 20:25:47
        
        aye, the bottom half...where we dont want to be (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, May 15, 20:29:19
        
        yet it's probably where we'll end up (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 15, 20:32:39
        
        ?10 says we finish top half (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, May 15, 20:37:02
        
        hmmm... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 15, 20:54:36
        
        Deal. Someone will no doubt bookmark this for later (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, May 15, 20:57:19
        
        done and done (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 15, 21:05:07
        
        for charity (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, May 15, 20:37:20
        
        don't let selwyns choose the charity though! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 15, 20:40:35
        
        Booooooooooom, back of the net! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 15, 20:31:17
    - so you know more about the gpump than me and Mr Lambert? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 15, 20:21:00
      - I saw him win POTS in the champ (NCFC) - Charles21, May 15, 21:46:03
      - gpump! hahahaha (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, May 15, 20:25:21
        
        stole it from this little gem! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 15, 20:28:08
- This season yes, but was not great in the league above (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, May 15, 20:07:10
Paul Hayes........ maybe not great timing........ (Other Football) - usacanary, May 14, 19:48:49
- just a joke now all these clubs in financial ruin (Other Football) - ingi, May 14, 19:58:26
  - If Cardiff beat Blackpool it will be a bad day for football. (Other Football) - usacanary, May 14, 20:06:00
    - it will be the weakest championship of all time next season (n/m) (Other Football) - grimsbycanary3, May 14, 20:12:17
      - can't disagree with that...... might be the reason........ (Other Football) - usacanary, May 14, 20:15:27
        
        letting doc go means we are skint (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, May 14, 20:55:05
        
        Far from it. Blowkett said we will have a budget to challenge for a top 6 place (Other Football) - grimsbycanary3, May 14, 21:06:26
        
        totally disagree (Other Football) - strap_on sally, May 14, 21:17:02
        
        How is that bad? How did we do when we paid high wages? (Other Football) - usacanary, May 14, 21:31:06
        
        where did i say anything about high wage earners in the future? (n/m) (Other Football) - grimsbycanary3, May 14, 21:21:52
        
        budget to challenge for a top six place (Other Football) - strap_on sally, May 14, 21:26:00
        
        Just repeated word for word what Alan Bowkett said (Other Football) - grimsbycanary3, May 14, 21:28:47
        
        Yes he did, plus Delia also said we are "going for it" (Other Football) - usacanary, May 14, 21:35:27
        
        he's hardly going to stand in front of a tv camera (Other Football) - strap_on sally, May 14, 21:33:42
        
        I very much doubt he would have said this in his program notes if he didnt mean it (Other Football) - grimsbycanary3, May 14, 21:38:12
        
        the centre back who comes in will earn a lot less than the doc (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, May 14, 21:42:57
        
        Yet might end up being younger/better.......... win/win (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, May 14, 22:03:03
        
        I'm certain that he will. I have never contested that (Other Football) - grimsbycanary3, May 14, 21:46:19
        
        neither did i (Other Football) - strap_on sally, May 14, 21:49:23
        
        also i'm sure if lambert really wanted to keep doc (Other Football) - grimsbycanary3, May 14, 21:47:59
        
        he did get in the league 1 team of the year (Other Football) - strap_on sally, May 14, 21:51:15
        
        yep they will (Other Football) - grimsbycanary3, May 14, 21:54:28
        
        Haha yes I imagine he will. As you know, I meant ?7k a week (n/m) (Other Football) - grimsbycanary3, May 14, 22:09:28
        
        I think he will get over 7K a year! LOL (n/m) (Other Football) - usacanary, May 14, 22:04:15
        
        Burnley +2 others......... (Other Football) - usacanary, May 14, 21:42:38
        
        why not? It's actually rare................ (Other Football) - usacanary, May 14, 21:37:16
        
        Bowkett even (n/m) (Other Football) - grimsbycanary3, May 14, 21:07:47
        
        hardly, its because he is overpaid and not that good (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, May 14, 21:05:20
- no no no no no (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, May 14, 19:50:12
  - there's no limit.. (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, May 14, 19:51:00
Reason for Doc leaving? (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, May 14, 19:25:29
- none of the above-hes just shit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 14, 19:49:06
  - braindead^^^^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 14, 20:54:10
- None of the above. He got fed up with people like LincolnshireCanary getting angry when (NCFC) - jafski, May 14, 19:32:08
  - It's only inadvertent if you spell it with a 'c' once (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 14, 19:50:20
  - good riddance.made my day (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 14, 19:40:22
    - I for one will raise my glass tonight to The Doc, he played a really big part this season (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 14, 19:45:08
      - ^^selwyns, question here for you^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 14, 19:48:00
      - i will also raise a glass to him and piss in it. (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 14, 19:47:03
        
        I bet you use to boo Kevin Bond as well! (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 14, 20:03:54
        
        kevin bond-superstar (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 14, 20:11:09
        
        So you drink piss?! (NCFC) - romayellow, May 14, 19:49:01
        
        did i say id drink it? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 14, 19:50:56
anyone on here from the wakefield area? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 13, 11:36:49
- I lived in Wakefield for a bit. What do you want to know? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 13, 12:32:23
  - Did you grow rhubarb? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 13, 12:35:49
    - Keyboard fixed then? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, May 13, 12:40:56
      - switched back to laptop keyboard (NCFC) - camcan, May 13, 12:42:06
        
        Only one thing for it (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, May 13, 12:59:27
        
        very close to doing just that (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 13, 13:06:16
    - I did not. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 13, 12:36:18
      - did you move to Pontefract to grow licorice? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 13, 12:40:55
        
        No. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 13, 12:53:47
        
        did you go to Sheffield to make knives and forks? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 13, 13:10:21
        
        Partly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 13, 13:11:06
        
        what's happened to your plans to move across the peaks btw? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 13, 13:11:46
        
        Weeeeeell, real life got in the way a bit for a few weeks. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 13, 13:24:36
        
        oh yes (NCFC) - camcan, May 13, 13:36:50
      - did you know Dandelion Stephen? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 13, 12:40:06
        
        No. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 13, 12:48:47
        
        Random Frank? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 13, 12:56:55
        
        Beak Wyatt. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 13, 13:00:37
- Thinking of moving? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 13, 11:41:28
  - no lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 13, 11:42:02
- a grim grim place (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 13, 11:39:28
  - im interested in a van from there.was gona ask a local to have a look (NCFC) - selwyn, May 13, 11:41:23
    - would be better off buying a southern van imo (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 13, 11:43:46
      - this is a bargain though if its as described. 9 seater for the family lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 13, 11:45:18
        
        ... (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 13, 11:52:49
    - So specifically you're looking for... (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 13, 11:43:20
      - no-dont have to know about vans just if it looks ok! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 13, 11:44:22
        
        why not ask for photos (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 13, 11:45:08
        
        ive seen photos but never the same as in person (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 13, 11:46:37
- Yes. (NCFC) - jafski, May 13, 11:37:28
- yes there are (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 13, 11:37:20
  - who? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 13, 11:38:14
    - despite the name Wakefield Willie isn't (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 13, 11:42:02
      - *known* (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 13, 11:42:13
    - I don't know, but there are (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 13, 11:39:05
Just spoke to my son who is in the city to do his driving test (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 13, 11:35:23
- FFS !! I have celebration fatigue. I can't face it tonight. (NCFC) - jafski, May 13, 11:36:53
  - I can't be arsed tonight. (NCFC) - Arganth, May 13, 11:59:13
    - Ah not just me then. Mind you I do work on POWR so that's a bit bad. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 13, 13:24:03
    - i thought the same (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 13, 12:05:47
      - Oh. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, May 13, 12:13:22
  - Yes it will - who the f would buy the Jester Hats with bells on? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 13, 11:38:19
    - how much do you want for them? ;o) (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, May 13, 14:25:17
      - bully..... (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 13, 14:37:15
  - thats why im not going (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 13, 11:37:45
    - why - scared you will out mong the mongs? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 13, 11:42:31
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 13, 11:43:21
open top bus thingy should be cancelled (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 12, 10:48:37
- trolls a joke (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 12, 10:49:28
  - fans couldnt even celebrate in the ground and got out sung by a handful of carlisle fans. (NCFC) - selwyn, May 12, 10:51:38
    - no they didn't (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 12, 10:55:08
      - were you there? twas like a fucking morge (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 12, 10:55:56
        
        It was like a Morgause (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 12, 12:00:21
        
        Yes. I was at the other end (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 12, 11:01:54
        
        It was actually. Worst atmosphere of the season (NCFC) - Charles21, May 12, 11:33:26
        
        Couldn't disagree more (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 12, 11:46:26
        
        Spot on ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 12, 11:48:39
        
        I thought it was pretty rubbish (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, May 12, 11:48:22
        
        as opposed to what, your third? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 12, 11:40:02
        
        oof (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 12, 13:53:33
        
        FUCK OFF SELWYNS YOU TIT (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 12, 10:59:36
        
        well it was (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 12, 11:00:14
        
        no it wasn't (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 12, 11:04:34
EDP Season Review (NCFC) - camcan, May 12, 10:21:40
- did it have any pictures of pitch invaders? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 12, 12:25:45
  - yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 12, 12:30:50
- Why? Only 2 pages long? Shit design? (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 12, 10:53:39
  - It's just a bit shit (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 12, 10:58:58
    - ^^^what he says^^^ (NCFC) - camcan, May 12, 11:00:40
- 48 pages of guff (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 12, 10:50:55
- Not as bad as the program for the Carlisle game (NCFC) - dear prudence, May 12, 10:49:02
- yeah it was only league 1 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 12, 10:47:54
Hope this government works. (General Chat) - shoddy, May 12, 10:19:42
- i dont-its like us n the scum joining forces (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, May 12, 10:49:30
- I think a 'fixed term' government was part of the behind closed doors bumming deal (General Chat) - Huge Small, May 12, 10:40:13
tories winning by 9 votes at mo (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 6, 11:37:09
- Good work Selwyn (NCFC) - David Cameron, May 6, 11:43:16
I've just e-mailed McNobby to see if the open top bus can go via Bury St Edmunds (General Chat) - BSE Canary, May 6, 11:25:13
- and colchester (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, May 6, 11:35:47
OFFICIAL SMS: Home friendlies against Newcastle and Everton. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 6, 10:58:47
- Is it ok to roundly boo a club at a pre-season friendly? Seriously, Everton??? That's almo (NCFC) - megson, May 6, 11:37:03
- Hare gew. No preseason tour, but they're off on a jolly to Deutchland. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 6, 11:03:43
  - 15 quid adults tenner under 16's (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 6, 11:18:22
    - fucking nora! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 6, 11:31:41
    - McNasty, innit (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 6, 11:19:07
      - he's a bit of a hard bastard, bit like dirty den (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 6, 11:24:17
  - Wasn't that Brandy, I think, said they'd do? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 6, 11:08:09
- both on saturday (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 6, 11:02:19
- Travelling to a private camp in Germany for a week. Hmmm. Arbeit macht frei ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 6, 11:02:09
- Come on the Toffeemen (NCFC) - David Cameron, May 6, 11:01:19
- Everton? A friendly against Everton? (NCFC) - camcan, May 6, 11:00:18
  - Part of the deal taking Wesley to Goodison (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 6, 11:21:32
    - Reading that I'm guessing there's a Lambert/Moyes pal thing (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 6, 11:22:37
      - Well they are both Scottish so they must be (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 6, 11:23:49
        
        that's it (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 6, 11:27:01
  - nobody abuse any fat players (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 6, 11:19:56
    - are we signing hartson again? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 6, 11:41:11
    - racist! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 6, 11:38:46
  - Bury the hatchet (deeply)? (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, May 6, 11:12:17
  - We have the Chris Woods connection to thank for that (NCFC) - KentonCanary, May 6, 11:11:24
  - McNally out! (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, May 6, 11:04:15
- Full preseason schedule is available of the official shite, so they reckon. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 6, 10:59:20
- Datage please? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 6, 10:59:18
  - It's May the sixth. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 6, 11:00:13
  - It's the 6th May (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 6, 10:59:56
    - Idiot. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 6, 11:01:44
      - Lezzer (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 6, 11:08:27
        
        Lizzie (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 6, 11:11:01
        
        she has a man's face (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 6, 11:17:28
        
        I don't understand (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 6, 11:20:14
        
        U.G.L.Y she ain't got no alibi (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, May 6, 11:19:52
those thinking of voting tory-DONT (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 6, 09:04:25
- DO vote Tory, there's a good chap. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tarquin The Tory Boy, May 6, 09:30:39
- people people calm down... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, May 6, 09:26:00
- BANG! (NCFC) - Tombs, May 6, 09:24:34
- yes dont, what this country needs is ANOTHER 3 years of labours bollocks! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 6, 09:20:09
  - 5 years. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, May 6, 10:01:47
  - Who said anything about Labour? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, May 6, 09:20:52
    - Kleftikos and chilled red wine that still tastes good even though it's been chilled. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 6, 09:49:36
      - And we'd all have to sleep for two hours in the afternoon because it's the law. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 6, 09:55:34
        
        I'm in. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 6, 09:59:54
    - nice! (NCFC) - Tombs, May 6, 09:25:05
      - bring back club 18-30 holidays! would be in MY manifesto! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 6, 09:32:47
        
        Beaver Espa?a. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 6, 09:47:05
        
        free sakara for all!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Al NCFC4life, May 6, 09:40:36
        
        But Chelts you've been outside the 18-30 demographic for over a decade. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 6, 09:35:27
        
        hent never been on one (NCFC) - Tombs, May 6, 09:33:55
- That's it then, Tory landslide, courtesy of Selwyn (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, May 6, 09:18:44
civic reception,no need imo.weve had 4 games to celebrate so whats the point? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 6, 08:49:34
- because the entire 1st team squad (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, May 6, 08:57:23
  - lol-imo they should ave said lets wait till next year,really go 4 it and party when we in (NCFC) - selwyn, May 6, 08:59:13
    - We won't get promoted next season. Unless we do. Which we won't. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 6, 09:04:19
      - YES WE FUCKING WILL U MOANY OLD CUNT (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 6, 09:05:57
        
        LOL! (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 6, 09:08:23
        
        ^^^ woah! Woah!! WOAH!!! ^^^ (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 6, 09:08:02
        
        did you do a billy bowden "six" gesticulate with that? (NCFC) - Tombs, May 6, 09:28:10
        
        Did you see his 'Free Hit' gesticular in the Eng v Ireland match? (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 6, 09:33:45
        
        i missed that dash of genius (NCFC) - Tombs, May 6, 09:37:25
        
        only kidding of course (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 6, 09:08:49
  - No City Hall this time round - Castle Mound. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 6, 08:58:52
- Last time I had a civic reception I had just beaten my 2 year old at snap. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 6, 08:57:09
  - Just checked the parade route, you are right, what is the point in that?? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 6, 09:09:37
    - why bother at all (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 6, 09:11:04
  - lovely ole pink un lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 6, 08:57:50
- Yay, I was getting worried when you hadn't moaned for a while. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 6, 08:56:33
  - lol-its like me throwing a party for beating my 2 year old at snap (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 6, 08:57:19
    - I kind of agree, but then we've only won what 5 league titles in our history. (NCFC) - megson, May 6, 09:05:01
      - Or was it 5 before this? ANyway, its only the second i remember. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 6, 09:09:06
- It's a shame its on a Thursday, a big knees up could have been done on a Friday. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 6, 08:55:17
  - What's wrong with a knees-up on a school night. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 6, 08:56:47
    - ..ask Tricky - he knows. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 6, 08:59:12
    - OK you have talked me into it. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 6, 08:57:50
  - Wasn't it mid-week last time? I know it was sunny and we went to pubs lots. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 6, 08:56:26
    - I thought it was a Monday. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 6, 09:07:08
      - Wish it was Sunday. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 6, 09:09:11
        
        was a manic monday (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 6, 09:10:02
    - T'was I think. I buggered off work early to get up there. Good times. (NCFC) - megson, May 6, 09:05:45
- Hurrah! (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 6, 08:51:43
- Morning sellers (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 6, 08:51:28
  - hello (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 6, 08:55:49
Ian Harte (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 6, 08:20:16
- hartes a joke (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, May 6, 09:36:40
- surprised he's that young (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 6, 08:23:07
  - been around a while. 18 goals this year from full back! impressive! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 6, 08:23:59
    - strange he dropped down the leagues so soon (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 6, 08:28:14
Selwyn ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 1, 17:28:09
- What did he do? (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 1, 17:36:01
  - Nah, just a text saying he had been proven wrong this season and a wave to the Wrath (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 1, 17:38:49
    - nice one (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 1, 17:44:58
- Dear God/Jesus/mohammed/pink unicorn............ (NCFC) - usacanary, May 1, 17:31:34
- Haha - just heard that (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, May 1, 17:28:46
- wroth........ oh....... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, May 1, 17:28:26
- And we got a mention. Nice one Sellars (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 1, 17:28:19
  - you deserve it ! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 1, 17:32:40
    - Ahhhh. There you are (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, May 1, 17:36:21
    - Predict relegation from day 1 next season, please ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 1, 17:33:37
6 May people who will be saying they are not voting Tory but actually doing so (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 12:27:01
- Got offered ?20 for my vote the other day (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 27, 12:46:15
  - Do what? By who?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 27, 12:49:23
    - a mate (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 27, 14:19:11
    - monster raving loony party (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 13:17:47
- No. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 12:39:38
  - hope Dave has got a good umbrella... (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 12:42:03
- sounds about right (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 27, 12:34:49
- Nah, they're cunts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 27, 12:32:49
- Too right... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 27, 12:31:18
  - long time since we've had a real proper ridiculously privileged posh upper class twat in c (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 12:33:51
  - Clegg? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Apr 27, 12:32:04
- Rubbish (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 27, 12:30:50
  - can you vote on the internet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 12:31:34
    - Yes. I'm broadly in favour of it so will be backing the internet on May the 6th. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 27, 12:52:22
      - oh no i think you might of misunderstood the entire thing (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 12:53:41
    - Don't think so (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 27, 12:33:50
      - i was thinking of how pants was going to cast a vote (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 12:36:47
        
        Are we trolling do you think? (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 27, 12:54:56
        
        i hope so (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 12:58:43
      - Been away too long now? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 27, 12:36:03
- Would you like to add a third rib (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 27, 12:28:47
  - vot Dave! (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 12:31:08
    - I broke a rib a year and a half ago... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 27, 12:34:29
      - that's encouraging (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 27, 12:37:25
    - Dave already has my vote. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sprouty from Lynn, Apr 27, 12:34:18
Food addicts (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 26, 23:13:04
- john hartson has let himself down again (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 27, 12:33:23
The major disappointment today (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 25, 01:04:01
- In their defence (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 25, 09:29:33
- why ffs-its what football is all about (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 25, 09:18:46
- If message board banter is worthy of death........... (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 25, 05:50:38
  - can't believe the club are going to ban all those who ran on. bit harsh i think (n/m) (NCFC) - goppo, Apr 25, 09:54:28
  - They weren't celebrating on the pitch (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 25, 07:17:34
    - disagree with you mate (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 25, 09:20:30
    - It was truly pathetic (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 25, 07:53:58
      - not as pathetic as gills fans booing the kent canaries (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 25, 09:21:25
        
        They could have at least sung something (NCFC) - McD, Apr 25, 10:58:33
      - Michael Rose ran around like a pitch invader for 90 minutes (NCFC) - CarlsbergCanary, Apr 25, 08:16:51
        
        I thought he was very good in the first half - and fell apart in the second (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 25, 08:28:50
      - was totally ashamed of them (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 25, 08:15:20
        
        going a little ott arnt you (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 25, 09:22:44
- Agreed! Although an equal annoyance was the fact that they chose to play (NCFC) - woody, Apr 25, 01:50:01
  - Music was awful (NCFC) - McD, Apr 25, 11:00:50
can i just say..................................... ....................................... (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 12:07:21
- Goung? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:07:43
  - OH FFS MY KEYBOARD IS STICKY ): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 12:08:49
    - Oh no. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 12:09:50
    - I feel a bit queasy. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:09:39
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 12:10:46
bootiful day in nr16 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 12:00:21
- hi selwyn (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 12:01:06
  - hi (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 12:02:32
Can I just say, I like Paul Lambert. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:34:25
- Lambert out! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bertie Biggins, Apr 23, 12:35:32
- I like him but I prefer Mick McCarthy. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 11:51:46
  - I like Mccarthy's nose (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 11:56:28
    - I've never tasted it. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 11:57:39
      - It tastes of Keanes bottom (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 11:58:54
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 12:01:34
- He's sexual. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 11:45:36
  - eyes (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 11:47:23
    - oh no-cc is feeling horny again): (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 23, 11:59:55
      - It's spring. Everyone is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 12:00:32
    - He has got "fuck me" eyes, it's true. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 11:49:18
      - Cheers, Selwyn. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:04:53
      - hom (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 23, 12:03:50
      - Gunny had what the fuck am I doing eyes (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 11:51:03
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 13:14:31
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Apr 23, 12:19:39
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 23, 12:12:19
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 12:04:21
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 11:51:30
- I have it on good authority he likes you to. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 11:44:45
  - Like you to what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 11:46:11
    - shave (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 12:06:28
      - he does (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 23, 12:10:01
  - o (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 11:45:23
- I prefer Yellalee...he is so intelligent (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 11:39:20
  - oh, queer joust warning!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 11:41:14
    - I was joust kidding (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 11:55:47
- Weirdo (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 23, 11:38:12
  - Didn't have it in the end. Mrs jafski had prepared something else. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:43:28
    - Good communication skills (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 23, 11:52:00
      - Worse, she emailed me to say she had bought the curry pack in J:rolds and for me to get (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:56:44
        
        They don't know their own minds (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 23, 12:07:42
        
        Mrs Jafski knows his though (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:11:59
        
        "Yes dear" #iagreewithmrsjafski (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 12:16:00
        
        It does most of the time though. That's why we love eachother so much. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:15:12
        
        FFS! (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 12:16:52
        
        I know, bless their pretty little heads. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:10:17
        
        Does Jarrolds sell food? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 11:59:02
        
        deli in the basement (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:00:23
        
        M&S style. Right. Should of guessed. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 12:01:57
        
        Jarrolds is quite swish now (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:03:09
        
        Nice Camel Slacks. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:09:31
        
        Slacks (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:10:59
    - "Yes dear" (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 11:46:28
      - FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:49:15
next seasons fixtures out yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:38:32
- ipswich at home, boxing day (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 21, 16:01:17
  - only if its a sunday so the police can charge double (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Apr 21, 17:40:43
- yep (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 15:41:31
  - coventry away 1st game (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:42:06
loads of tickets left for saturdays game.................................... .............. (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:28:44
- thought you had a season ticket (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 15:31:00
  - i do- its 4 a mate like (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:33:13
- Why the pink headgear on satdee? Breast awareness? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 21, 15:29:57
  - saw one of you in Rose of Denmark and said to my mate... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Apr 21, 16:03:57
    - soz... wrong place. Meant Shallwin (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Apr 21, 16:14:13
    - NB: I wasn't one of them. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 21, 16:12:29
    - Did any of them look like Roy Chubby Brown? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 21, 16:09:06
      - not that I noticed. Just very camp sailors, or a gay Where's Wally? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Apr 21, 16:14:52
  - lol got offered bucket loads a money! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:31:49
    - I just thought it made you look a tit so must have been breast related. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 21, 15:36:11
      - He'd have looked more of a tit had he been stood on me when he should have been on 4 (NCFC) - LonBridgePlatform4, Apr 21, 16:14:11
        
        FFS!! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 21, 16:14:46
      - lol-are you collecter for cancer research! heard it 100 times satdee lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:37:20
        
        Brilliant. As if the day couldn't of been any better already. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 21, 15:45:00
Logs on, glances at today's posts (General Chat) - jamesward, Apr 21, 14:33:49
- Has there been a big Gay-Off? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 21, 15:30:24
  - no- everyones in a jolly good mood after satdee (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:32:30
    - almost everyone... (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 15:36:16
      - what's the matter SCC, why so sad? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 15:39:14
        
        i'm joy unconfined thanks mate (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 15:41:09
- hi mate (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 14:36:59
- trolling (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 14:35:04
Could be trouble brewing....Carlisle think they can have more tickets if they want them (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 21, 14:16:19
- akershirley. Have you sent this little linky to the club? May be good for them to nip this (NCFC) - megson, Apr 21, 14:38:45
  - sod em-if they come and cant get in tough shit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:30:41
  - Yep, all done so now down to them (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 21, 14:54:07
    - Nice one. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 21, 14:55:52
      - Did you suggest they be a bit clearer next season? Not really mattered this year (NCFC) - megson, Apr 21, 14:56:50
        
        I just said that they might want to clarify things with CUFC to prevent any Carlisle fans (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 21, 15:01:38
- ha ha, this again! Does raise the question about how clear we are being though. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 21, 14:34:55
  - It suprises me that the TO aren't clearer on it, esp after Brentford and Hartlepool (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 21, 14:36:09
    - Indeed. Not that I care, its a game that should be full of city fans. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 21, 14:37:58
      - True, away fans should be banned anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 21, 14:46:42
        
        all fans could be banned and it wouldnt effect you in the slightest (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:16:08
        
        FFS!! (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 21, 15:26:08
        
        cheers-i did wonder (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:29:26
        
        If something has an effect it can affect one or have an effect on one. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 21, 15:31:37
        
        No no no no no. Away fans are VITAL to a good atmosphere, I love them. I pity clubs where (NCFC) - megson, Apr 21, 14:53:21
        
        ^^^ "the loud home fans" not "they loud" (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 21, 14:54:04
- easy sorted (NCFC) - south, Apr 21, 14:25:26
  - Are Carlisle not allowed 2000 then? What are the rules? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 21, 14:30:11
    - We ask them how many they want up to 2500 (approx), whatever they ask for is the away (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 21, 14:32:46
  - That's the logical solution, will be suprised if it happens though (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 21, 14:27:05
- have we already sold the extra block then? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 14:22:45
  - Yep, they've only got F (tiny bit on the end) and G (NCFC) - lmc, Apr 21, 14:26:04
    - oops (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 14:26:41
      - why would they bring more than 860-fucking home support is shit let alone away (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:24:57
        
        Last chance to play a quality team like NCFC for a long while (NCFC) - Lambert Nobacon, Apr 21, 15:29:50
        
        hurrah (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 21, 15:34:41
cc-couldnt have been me-i didnt park in a car park . (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 13:01:19
- oh were you not the minibus of pink people? (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 13:58:01
  - not a mininbus-i was in a toyota estima-silver! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 16:03:27
  - He was one of the pink-clad people (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 20, 14:27:28
- and i certainly didnt get it out for the birds (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 13:06:52
  - the birds (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 13:16:52
- did your belly park there? (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 13:04:32
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 13:05:58
Keelan, Peters, MacDougall, O'Neill, Hucks... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 12:39:00
- hughes otsemobor thorne fotheringham hartson (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 13:05:15
  - Agreed... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 13:06:40
- Holt, Drury, Cave-Brown, Sutch, Cureton (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 20, 12:56:58
- ted mcdougall (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 12:41:29
  - after farming diary (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 12:43:06
  - After Farming Diary, if you please (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 12:42:36
    - *snort* (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 12:43:29
      - When I were a kid I hated that programme... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 20, 12:46:46
        
        super gran you mean? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 13:14:02
        
        that farking music! (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 12:49:42
"another Celtic legend"?? 10 apps makes you a legend??? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 20, 10:38:56
- LOambert gives superb press (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:45:16
  - dunno (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 10:49:46
  - THought it interesting that he said "I keep things to myself" (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 10:46:41
    - Me too (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:49:39
      - The first person (NCFC) - Firstnews, Apr 20, 10:56:24
    - He's great, isn't he? Calm in euphoria, calm in a crisis. Doesnt mouth off (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 20, 10:49:20
      - just like me in many ways (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 10:52:36
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 20, 12:46:32
        
        POTD (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 11:19:02
    - u feeling horny cc ): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 10:48:34
      - Whenever I do, I think of your stomach in the car park on Saturday (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 20, 11:08:41
        
        i think its a case of mistaken identidy-i wasnt in a car park on satdee (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 12:58:58
      - selwyn u bastard u just made me splutter on my moniter (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 20, 10:52:20
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 10:53:39
      - FFS man (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:49:58
        
        fuck up man-cc can take a joke unlike some ): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 10:51:46
        
        I never understand your smiley faces sellers (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:53:45
        
        i havnt a clue ): :) (: :) (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 10:55:07
        
        sod the leaders debate, ^^^ this is politics (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 20, 10:52:51
      - Wrong forum again, sellers (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 20, 10:49:33
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 20, 10:50:21
        
        Haha (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 20, 10:50:18
- oh (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 20, 10:42:35
  - according to the fountain of truth that is Wikipedia. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 20, 10:43:27
- Robbie Keane won Celtic POTS (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 20, 10:41:37
any wrathers go to the beamback? what was it like? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 19, 17:36:10
- Garrrrrrrrrry Brooke went. Saw my mate yesterday - he said it was packed - lots of small (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 19, 17:37:35
just back from charlton-we up yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 19, 17:31:06
- no. Tribunal next week re points deduction (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 19, 17:33:32
  - youre welcome (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 19, 17:34:58
    - are you still sporting a pink helmet, sellers? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 19, 17:38:01
      - what the WHAT!? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 19, 17:39:19
        
        I pinched it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 19, 17:40:38
        
        Hmmmm... (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 19, 17:42:53
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 19, 17:38:46
- Thanks for all your ticket help Sellers - much appreciated. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 19, 17:33:24
  - no probs,happy to help (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 19, 17:34:32
- FUCK OFF SELWYNS !! (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 19, 17:31:26
It's safe to say, everyones DOING it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 19, 17:29:52
- Everybody's pumping ! ? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 19, 17:33:59
  - 4th season? (General Chat) - pants, Apr 19, 17:35:36
- youre not! replying to me! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 19, 17:31:39
Football League Show Now Up (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 19, 01:04:06
- Fraser Foster is utter shite (NCFC) - inutero, Apr 19, 06:46:36
  - that's a bit harsh (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 19, 07:12:19
    - I was being ironic (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Apr 19, 07:36:02
      - whoooooooooooooooooooooooooosh (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 19, 07:38:21
        
        Complex triple whooshko with ironic counterclaim (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 19, 07:43:38
        
        No messing about monday mrs can (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 19, 08:02:34
        
        I am now imagining a man made of paving slabs (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 19, 08:23:36
        
        slabodan milosevic? (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 19, 08:26:09
        
        vg. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 19, 08:27:57
  - I agree.... but Fraser Forster (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 19, 06:55:02
    - lol shame he cant kick (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 19, 07:24:55
What time does the FLS become available on iPlayer please? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 18, 11:33:36
- was about to ask.... it should be there pretty soon after airing... but somethin's gawn (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 18, 11:39:48
- 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Apr 18, 11:34:12
So... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 18, 10:32:21
- We should have a Nelson day... everyone wearing eye-patches at a game (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Apr 18, 10:34:11
  - Point of order, Mr Pixelman (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 18, 12:23:57
  - why? the blokes still crap,got 3 games left in a city shirt (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 18, 11:30:40
    - onion rings (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 18, 11:33:24
  - That would be excellent ! (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Apr 18, 11:05:12
Good come back for Spillane (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Apr 18, 08:07:40
- So did he play right back with R Martin further up field? I'm very glad to have him back. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Apr 18, 08:25:05
  - der--------what do you think (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 18, 11:36:34
  - Spillane was right back (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Apr 18, 08:34:56
    - Martin looked a little lost? He's the player that's worried me most over the last few (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Apr 18, 08:46:57
fao tricky hawes-i didnt get an email from you-do you want the ticket as someone else (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 17, 07:43:47
Just ranted about SoccerAM & banter on yesterdays page; thought it worth pasting on todays (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Apr 17, 01:00:18
- Wow! (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 17, 09:19:48
- get a life-thats what football is all about! just cos youre too bloody old now): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 17, 07:50:25
if conker doesnt have my ticket il take it with me and leave my mobile num on here in morn (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 22:24:33
- sellers - sorry - just got in - as discussed, will take the ticket (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 16, 22:40:51
  - didnt get your email mate (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 17, 07:38:15
- Message Thread (NCFC) - freddyf105, Apr 16, 22:33:58
  - drop me a text on 07564966385 (n/m) (NCFC) - freddyf105, Apr 16, 22:35:44
    - sorry i think its gone (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 17, 06:32:49
far to much chicken counting (n/m) (NCFC) - Firstnews, Apr 16, 22:19:11
- 1.....2......3....4...5....6....7...8... 9....10...11..12....13..14......15.....1 6....17 (NCFC) - Clean Shirt, Apr 16, 22:27:25
- yes but FACT is if we win we ARE UP (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 22:20:21
  - probably but we haven't won yet (n/m) (NCFC) - Firstnews, Apr 16, 22:21:22
    - not just tomorrow, but any of ou last four games will do (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 16, 22:23:33
      - Good point (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Apr 16, 23:43:17
On the 10.30 train out of Norwich tomorrow (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 16, 22:11:39
- Cant beat the early morning morissons fryup (n/m) (NCFC) - NorwichCasual, Apr 16, 22:37:03
- 9:30 Train. 8:30 Morrisons for fry up. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 16, 22:21:02
  - Is Tumbly going? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 16, 22:39:04
    - No. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 16, 22:41:41
      - Oh. I bet he's got an arse on (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 16, 22:44:23
- fuck me il be there by then-you want my ticket? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 22:13:32
  - I've got one but I've sent a message to someone I know who wanted one for you (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 16, 22:14:56
    - ok-im off soon though-will have to check in morning or do you want my email address? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 22:16:43
      - OK, drop me your email and If I hear from him I will let you know (NCFC) - conker, Apr 16, 22:19:20
        
        bluegassercat@hotmail.com cheers (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 22:22:23
        
        cheers (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 16, 22:30:59
- On the 9.00 train out of Nottingham tomorrow (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 16, 22:12:53
  - on the 5.26am train from grimsby tomorrow (n/m) (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Apr 16, 22:21:02
    - Is Gibbo coming? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 16, 22:22:45
      - Indeed he is. He gets on at Scunthorpe (n/m) (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Apr 16, 22:25:15
        
        Fuckanory I must meet Gibbo. Where are you drinking beforehand? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 16, 22:29:44
        
        ROLF (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 16, 22:32:37
        
        What's funny? Who wouldn't want to meet the man, the legend, Matty 'Gibbo' Gibson? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 16, 22:34:58
        
        You can't meet him. He's a bit like God. The God of Wroth (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Apr 16, 22:38:25
        
        You say that but I met Sellers on Toosdee. Dunt get bigger than that. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 16, 22:40:07
        
        Quick get MBK to do a banner (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 16, 22:42:31
        
        I'm going to start "One Matty Gibson" and "Gibbo, give us a wave" (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 16, 22:44:52
        
        I always sing that anyway (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 16, 22:46:30
        
        We're going to do it. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 16, 22:48:40
        
        We're roughly equivalent (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 16, 22:49:58
        
        I'm clocking off now. Maybe see you tomoz. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 16, 22:55:44
- 11 for me (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 16, 22:12:09
it's all a bit of an anti-climax now, isn't it? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 16, 22:08:00
- I shall miss this league (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 16, 22:09:35
  - i fucking wont-it can fuck right off (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 22:11:55
    - come on - you must have enjoyed watching the boys from a packed terrace? (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 16, 22:13:08
      - missed those games! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 22:14:42
We can be mathematically promoted tomorrow (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Apr 16, 22:06:20
- even if we and swindon win they have to make up 18 goals win all games n we lose all (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 22:07:56
  - we're 22 ahead of them (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Apr 16, 23:49:29
- Yes (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 16, 22:07:15
  - Yes but what about if they play their double goal joker in their last game and win 10-0 (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Apr 16, 22:09:45
    - Makes you thunk dun'tit? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 16, 22:10:47
- Correct (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 16, 22:06:52
So then, a draw tomorrow & we're the Champions (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 16, 22:05:07
- Depends on what Leeds do with Gillingham. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 16, 22:06:28
- no no no not even up with a draw (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 22:05:55
So us and Leeds going through Waterloo / London Bridge tomorrow (NCFC) - Ladbroke, Apr 16, 21:59:42
- We're travelling from Charing Cross tomorrow (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Apr 16, 22:09:22
  - Sounds far too civilised Tim! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 16, 22:11:38
- haha ladbroke dont worry im not heading that way your ticket is safe! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 22:05:01
some fucker must want this ticket now lol! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 21:59:11
- You still have a spare? I know someone who is afterone (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 16, 22:00:43
  - yes (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 22:01:52
Is anyone else a little disconcerted with Sky repeatedly talking about the race for 2nd ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 16, 21:58:09
- No, we have been champions for weeks (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Apr 16, 22:00:17
- It's in the bag Ganthers. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 16, 21:59:24
  - It's ours if we avoid defeat tomorrow. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 16, 22:00:27
    - no (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 22:02:18
      - Well of course, not mathematically. (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 16, 22:04:52
      - yes (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 16, 22:03:33
who swindon got? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 21:55:58
- Walsall (H) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 16, 21:57:07
  - lol unfortunately not-unless you want to be! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 21:58:26
    - Are you drinking pre-match.. I'll get you a pint. (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 16, 22:00:11
      - yeah but prob not where you are unless you end up at the angla something (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 22:03:40
        
        The Antigallican (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 16, 22:05:51
        
        doubt it-be heaving-glad i could help with ticket i only drove 20 miles to get it to mbk): (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 22:10:47
        
        Right I'll get one in for you for next season. (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Apr 16, 22:14:11
        
        i accept (: enjoy tomorrow (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 16, 22:18:09